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Skeeter on my weiner, knock it off. · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: You know the you know the song There's a Skeeter on my Peter knock it off?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it's actually a Skeeter on my Wiener Knock It Off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh it's not my it's not my Peter?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, there's a dozen on my cousin and you can hear those suckers buzzing.
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  SPEAKER_01: There is one on my wiener knock it off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, if you really uh want to switch it up and make it even dirtier, there is the uh there's a uh you can hear those suckers buzzing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah could be uh though that line can be have an alternate word for sucker.
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  SPEAKER_01: Rhymes with it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, okay, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Depends on the group you're with.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're with the kids and you're just trying to get them laugh, there's a skeeter on your wiener, knock it off.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a dozen on your cousin, you can hear those suckers buzzing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a skeeter on my wiener.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or your wiener, knock it off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whose wiener is it on?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but don't knock it off mine, because now all of a sudden I'm getting phone calls from uh, you know, law offices that I don't need.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: When you say the word you don't ever say like skeeter unless you're singing the song.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a skeeter on your wiener or mine or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you call it, is it?
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  SPEAKER_01: I love how we're making this sound so official.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mosquito?
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  SPEAKER_00: Or do you say it's a mosquito?
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  SPEAKER_00: A mosquito?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: That mosquito is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like mo from The Simpsons.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or the uh or the taco place.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or mosquitoes home goods.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it mosquito?
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it mosquito?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I use mosquito.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm a mos, or is it mosquito?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't ever go, uh, there's a mosquito on your arm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I knock that mosquito off?
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, if I want to find sound fancy at the winery, I'll say something like, uh, do you have a mosquito?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a little different, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Totally different.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, I I mean, well, technically it's mo because it's M-O-S.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's mo.
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  SPEAKER_01: But why are we saying ma?
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  SPEAKER_01: Ma.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's a mosquito on you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ma, gets you.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: I guess that oh, really, we all drag drug it out to an A where it's a mosquito.
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  SPEAKER_01: It should be mo.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that sounds really weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's like saying you're going to McDonald's.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it's McDonald's.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, it wouldn't be McDonald's because it's just M C, not M A.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why some people say McDonald's.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know either.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you you've heard it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you guys on our text, is it mo for you or is it Ma.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ma.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mo or Ma.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ma.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ma.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ellie, you have a mo Skeeto on you.
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  SPEAKER_00: It feels so weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do feel weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'd rather just say Skeeter.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what doesn't sound weird?
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a skeeter on my wiener knocking off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Woo! There's a skeeter on my wiener knocking off.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a dozen on my cousin.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can hear them suckers, buzz, and there's a skeeter on my wiener nuggets off.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: Woo woo! That just happened, and I don't know why.