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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for Peyton's predictions. Peyton was a vibe today.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm letting you know how you act at the
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  Speaker 2: family pot Look. Also, if it's your birthday today, you
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  Speaker 2: do share a birthday with Northwest Peso, Pluma, Ice Cube,
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  Speaker 2: Courtney Cox, and Neil Patrick Harris.
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  Speaker 1: You're also Gemini paes of Pluma, newly single and he
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  Speaker 1: cut his hair to look normal with his girl way big,
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  Speaker 1: big stuff in the Mexico world.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that they were like down back for
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  Speaker 2: each other.
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  Speaker 1: No, Wow, shocked, Marsha, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning? My sign is Gemini. Okay, So for my
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  Speaker 2: Gemini is the way that you act at the family functions.
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  Speaker 2: You are floating between four different tables, dropping premium, a
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  Speaker 2: multi generational gossip and catching up on thirty years of
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  Speaker 2: family history in ten minutes. By dinner, you have accidentally
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  Speaker 2: revealed a massive secret and you are probably supposed to
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  Speaker 2: keep it to yourself. Oh my god, it's like you
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  Speaker 2: guys know me. I know you guys. Stir the pop.
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  Speaker 1: It's the only way to live.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, Thanks you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks a great day, you too, Susie. Hello, well John Jay, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: what's your signs? Sus it is Aries, the ever elusive Aries,
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  Speaker 1: because we never hear about us. You call in every day,
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  Speaker 1: We'll do aries, so Aries.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are the ones that are aggressively organizing those
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  Speaker 2: super competitive family games, and you are taking it entirely
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  Speaker 2: too seriously. You will find yourself locked in a massive
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  Speaker 2: high argument with your ten year old cousin over the
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  Speaker 2: official rules of the backyard.
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  Speaker 1: Perfect. That's what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm putting together games for our family reunion.
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  Speaker 1: Yay, love that, Thanks, Susie, have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: How about Richard? You at the family potluck and the
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  Speaker 2: family reunion, you are floating through the function in a
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  Speaker 2: total slow motion daydream. You're taking pictures of everyone, but
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  Speaker 2: they're blurry and not any good. You go and you
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  Speaker 2: drink a massive is espresso before and you are kind
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  Speaker 2: of on cloud nine. Nah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love a family reunion. Oh yeah. My cousins
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  Speaker 1: are my favorite people in the world. They're the best.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: How about Libras. Kyle's got the family reunion coming up,
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  Speaker 1: the not Unfugged family reunion.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, you're the one that is caught in a massive
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  Speaker 2: midday crisis because two different factions of the family are
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  Speaker 2: having passive aggressive arguments over who's sitting where. You're trying
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  Speaker 2: to keep the peace and keep people on both sides,
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  Speaker 2: but to be completely honest, you are a ticking time bomb,
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  Speaker 2: and by the end of the night you are crashing
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  Speaker 2: out on everyone. I feel a little nervous that that
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  Speaker 2: actually may happen. I hope that doesn't. I hope it's
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  Speaker 2: sunshine and rainbows for you. You know what, I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at this positively, going into it saying everyone's gonna get
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  Speaker 2: along with everything. How about Leo's, Yeah, I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 2: Leo's We wait until the backyard is completely packed before
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  Speaker 2: we make our entrance. We immediately are going to take
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  Speaker 2: over the microp to announce our latest career update. Entreat
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  Speaker 2: the entire event like it's our own personal press conference.
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  Speaker 1: And how about we wrap it up with a little virgo.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, you're the one that's pulling up thirty minutes
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  Speaker 2: early and rating the entire dinner table. You spent the
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  Speaker 2: afternoon quietly walking through and picking up people's trash, but
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  Speaker 2: only so you can eat their leftovers. You're also judging
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  Speaker 2: your aunt who brought store bought cookies instead of making
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  Speaker 2: her own.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the last I think three or four family
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  Speaker 1: reunions that my Mexican side of the family's had. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't go. When my sister went and would send me pictures,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, Oh, you're missing this, you're missing that,
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  Speaker 1: you miss that. I'd be like, that's fine. I probably
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  Speaker 1: have a problem. You're not going to the family reunion.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, if we missed your sign, they'll post it on
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  Speaker 1: our website. John Jaydrich dot com