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Episode #3537 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hello, this is my flood again. You probably remember me
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Speaker 1: for the Bob Green shows or even Ted Bell, where
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Speaker 1: I've brought over all the meat and I delivered the meet,
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Speaker 1: and then Bob Green takes the meet and he delivers
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Speaker 1: the meat. I've never heard so much horse dunge in
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Speaker 1: my entire life. It's trying to get business done. But
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Speaker 1: I do supply tens of Beverly Hills with the great
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Speaker 1: stakes that you love over there is as well as
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Speaker 1: there's London Broil, and we've got a lot of wonderful seafood.
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Speaker 1: But I'm not here to promote my restaurant. I'm here
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Speaker 1: to tell you about Phil Henry Show, which is is
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Speaker 1: the greatest of value online other than porn. And I
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Speaker 1: suppose I would disagree only slightly with that, because I
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Speaker 1: know that we're online Ted the Beverly Hills, you can
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Speaker 1: buy your steaks remote, and I think steaks are a
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Speaker 1: better value. You know, I don't really want to get
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Speaker 1: into it. Get it back stage pass to the world
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Speaker 1: famous Phil Henry Show at Phil Henryshow dot com. It's
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Speaker 1: the greatest value online other than porn. Why don't you
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Speaker 1: lie down wells, Why don't you kiss my ass No
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Speaker 1: Malcolm Ethpthido. Many of you know me from my time
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Speaker 1: that I've spent with with Kenny Flag, the principal of
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Speaker 1: the Bans in the twenty fifth century. A lot of
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Speaker 1: people of bath about Kenny and Kenny Flagg is doing
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Speaker 1: a religious retreat. Kenny Flag is in the hills of Montadanula.
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Speaker 1: This is a monastery and a cleansing area. It's a
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Speaker 1: cleansing area in Uruguay, South America, Montdanua. So you go,
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Speaker 1: you pray, you meditate, you cleanse. Most of it is cleansing.
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Speaker 1: Most of it is cleansing. And when you and what
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Speaker 1: I mean by that is if you're not sitting in
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Speaker 1: a bathtub all day long, you're cleansing in terms of
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Speaker 1: your internal So you're eating certain vegetable, the material, the fruit,
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Speaker 1: cleansing from the inside and what they call in the
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Speaker 1: mont Danua and this is a religious retreat that's run
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Speaker 1: by the ogilby brothers who are not brother than a
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Speaker 1: religious then they're literally the brothers. And they were I
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Speaker 1: guess you could say there were merchants in the in
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Speaker 1: the southern California. I think they had some uh autopart
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Speaker 1: swords and they decided with the money that they made,
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Speaker 1: them made a lot of money, that they would start
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Speaker 1: that cleansing bath, flash dietary plate in Uruguay, and they
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Speaker 1: got a piece of land relatively inexpensive. The ogle By
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Speaker 1: brother anybody know about them? You Chippy came in for
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Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah, you know about the Ogleby brother. I
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Speaker 1: know that my mom read a book by Terrence Ogleby
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Speaker 1: and he was the one that he was. He was
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Speaker 1: the religious guy. He wasn't religious more as much as
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Speaker 1: he was. He was in the diet And what's that
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Speaker 1: with a cat? Oh, that's a cat. You never seen
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Speaker 1: a cat. I've seen him in the zoo. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: It's a health cat man. That's not the kind of
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Speaker 1: thing a doo oh okay, well so anyway, oh so anyway,
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Speaker 1: uh yeah, so Ogilby he he had stomach aches and
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Speaker 1: apparently a gas problem. He had a lot of things
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Speaker 1: wrong with his with the digestive tract, and so he
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Speaker 1: started this cleansing bath slash restaurant in Uruguay with the
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Speaker 1: other two brothers. Are they still they waved at a
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Speaker 1: car park autopart. Yeah, they do mufflers, they do tune ups,
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Speaker 1: muffler inspection. What are you what are you smiling at? Nothing?
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Speaker 1: I'm just they do tune ups, muffler inspection, and then
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Speaker 1: they uh sell auto parts too. Okay, are they still
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Speaker 1: losing that? Are they still linging that? Are they still
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Speaker 1: doing that? Oh? Well, that's a good question. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I haven't been over to Ogilbi Brothers a long time.
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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Pet Pet Pet What is the play?
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Speaker 1: Is it the Pet Shot Boys? No, it's called pet BOYD.
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Speaker 1: What's the Pet Shot Boys? That's a musical group. Oh,
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Speaker 1: that's right. So they were competing with Pet Boys for
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Speaker 1: a while and then okay, so I don't even know
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Speaker 1: I have brought that up other than to say that
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Speaker 1: Kenny Flagg is down there. Oh you're kidding? Really, yeah, Kenny?
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Speaker 1: If he's living, do they have living quarters down there? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: they have rooms that you can I didn't know that
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Speaker 1: is he down there? Why he's down there? For some thort?
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Speaker 1: I get that to kind of a religious I didn't
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Speaker 1: know why I'm talking about this shit. Go ahead, get
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Speaker 1: you know. I was over heroes. I was going to
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Speaker 1: take a walk down the beach. You go ahead, anyway,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I got totally thigh tracked, totally totally thigh track,
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Speaker 1: and I apologize that mentally, mentally about it. The reason
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Speaker 1: why I brought that up is, you know this is
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Speaker 1: I'm Malcolm meth Bethido. You know me from the Kenny
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Speaker 1: Flag principle of abundant in the twenty first century. Today
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Speaker 1: on this show, I'm going to be talking about the background,
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Speaker 1: the technical background, because one of the things that I've
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Speaker 1: done if I have been on the technical staff of
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Speaker 1: the Phil Henry Show, The Phil Henry Show, the one
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Speaker 1: that you're looking to right now, and Phil Henry is
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Speaker 1: in Florida, and he's down there to be with Jackie,
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Speaker 1: his girlfriend, and they set up at the studio down
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Speaker 1: there on a beach and uh so I today I
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Speaker 1: would talking a big Adam Shaw. They had to back
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Speaker 1: back from a vacation. He went out to Lake Boo
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Speaker 1: Booga Boob. I don't know where he went. He went
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Speaker 1: to Powell, Oh, Lake Powell. He went to Lake Powell,
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Speaker 1: thanks Lon Chippy. He yeah, he went to Lake Powell
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Speaker 1: with his wife and his daughter and they had a
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Speaker 1: really good time. But anyways, back and they're gonna put
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Speaker 1: up a new video computer. So a lot of people
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Speaker 1: who were like the Saturday Cinema that's on its way back,
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Speaker 1: that they needed an additional video computer for that. But
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Speaker 1: the big story that I want to report on today
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Speaker 1: on a Phil Henry show, Yeah, Phil Henry is gonna
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Speaker 1: be doing a play off broad off Broadway, play off
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Speaker 1: Broadway play called The Pitch. It was written by Tom
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Speaker 1: alpert as being produced by Christine Blackburn, and Phil Henry
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Speaker 1: is going to be part of a cast doing it
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Speaker 1: on Broadway, or I mean not on Broadway's gonna be
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Speaker 1: off raw Bill Henry in the Pitch. And that's what
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Speaker 1: you know a lot of things. That's one of the
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Speaker 1: reasons why we're here while we're doing the show tonight.
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Speaker 1: What are you looking at me? Funny for Well, we're
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Speaker 1: doing the show tonight, but he's not in New York yet. No,
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Speaker 1: he's not in New York. What we're doing tonight is
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Speaker 1: a an introduction to what's going to be going down,
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Speaker 1: and I will let people know what's going down. You know, Okay,
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Speaker 1: you're kind of giving me the eye roll when we
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Speaker 1: do this, and I know that we can't go back
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Speaker 1: and re record that. Miter Henry said that this has
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Speaker 1: to be the take. I understand that. So when your
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Speaker 1: eye rolling me and you distract me, and now I
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Speaker 1: sound like the biggest ask what did you want to say?
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Speaker 1: I wanted to say that I You're just okay. So
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Speaker 1: mister Henry is going to be in New York do
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Speaker 1: an off Broadway. Okay, it's a show called The Pitch
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Speaker 1: is written by Tom Alperth, produced by Christian Blackburn. Miter
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Speaker 1: Henry is part of a great cat of people and
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Speaker 1: this is going to be debuting when Kippy, I don't
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Speaker 1: have the information, gave it to you right there. Oh,
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Speaker 1: this is it. Yeah, it's starting in early October at
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Speaker 1: the Actors Temple Theater in New York. On is it
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Speaker 1: forty seven forty eighth straight? I think it's forty seven three,
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Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken, forty seventh straight. And this is
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Speaker 1: this is a kind of a new thing for mister
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Speaker 1: Henry because we've often had doing shows like I've brought
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Speaker 1: when we had Kenneth Flagg and the Principles of Abunnet
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Speaker 1: in the twenty fourth century, we would do shows when
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Speaker 1: mister Henry was off doing maybe a TV show, or
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Speaker 1: he was off I don't know, you know, on vacation. Well,
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Speaker 1: like he was on vacation. Yeah, I get these. He
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Speaker 1: still takes the vacations, and so we would have to
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Speaker 1: be doing replacement shows. But what makes this unique is
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Speaker 1: that this is being done in the remote manner that
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Speaker 1: mister Henry would be doing his show once he's in
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Speaker 1: New York. That's exactly right, you're gonna be hearing, mister Henry.
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Speaker 1: That's the point to let Jivan. That was see, that's
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Speaker 1: the thing I wanted to make and that's the thing
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Speaker 1: I wanted to make clear. And you're making the point
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Speaker 1: and doing it gooder than me. Well, let's but you're
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Speaker 1: doing a good job. Yeah I know, but it's not
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Speaker 1: you to make me feel better. I've spot to make
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Speaker 1: you feel better. Color Count, I have more. Nevermind. So yet,
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Speaker 1: mister Henry will be in New York City, He'll be
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Speaker 1: doing the play and he'll also be doing his show
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Speaker 1: from New York City. So you get the fight to
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Speaker 1: the towns. Well, I don't know about the fights in
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Speaker 1: the town. But again, what's the problem now, I'm sorry, nothing,
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Speaker 1: nothing at all. When you interrupt me, man, because like
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Speaker 1: I said, we can't go back and redo this. Mister
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Speaker 1: Henry said, it has to go with it is. I
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Speaker 1: know that I know I was gonna say when you
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Speaker 1: said sights and sounds, okay, so I got a lift,
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Speaker 1: Please God, don't let me. I just say nothing. So
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Speaker 1: mister Henry will be doing his show from remote in
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Speaker 1: New York City for two months, two months a week,
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Speaker 1: a month of rehearsal, and a month of the actual
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Speaker 1: performance of the show, and then he'll be back at
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Speaker 1: the Phil Henry staith Coach Studios in November. Well, this
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Speaker 1: is the first time that Phil Henry has gone remote
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Speaker 1: for such a long stretch time. It is, It absolutely is,
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Speaker 1: and he's had his misgivvings about it. He was worried
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Speaker 1: about it. He's worried. And also we have some other
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Speaker 1: exciting news that I'm not allowed to mention. Oh that's
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Speaker 1: don't don't say it, man, don't say it until we
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Speaker 1: can say it, okay. We also have some other exciting news.
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Speaker 1: So there's the off Broadway play there. Mister Henry has
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Speaker 1: been capped in. And who knew that when he came
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Speaker 1: to Florida while he was doing auditions and stuff for
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Speaker 1: other other gigs, you know, voiceover gigs and TV gigs.
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Speaker 1: Who knew that he You know, Yeah, who know? Who knew?
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Speaker 1: Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? What does that word mean? No?
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Speaker 1: Who knew? Oh? Sorry, after I lost track? Who knew
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Speaker 1: that he would be doing off Broadway, which is what
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Speaker 1: he's doing coming up in September and October and then
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Speaker 1: on in in November. And I'll tell you it's very exciting,
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Speaker 1: very very exciting. Indeed, that's our update on Miter Henry
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Speaker 1: going off Broadway. Here on the Phil Henry Show would
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Speaker 1: be right back. This is Chippy reminding you that a
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Speaker 1: backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry Show gives
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Speaker 1: you a straight shot into the Radio Hall of Fame
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Speaker 1: career of Phil Henry. As well as his netcasts, he
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Speaker 1: also has video casts. He has home movies and podcasts
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Speaker 1: as well as the netcasts and the podcasts, which are
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Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah that's thetentally the theame thing. Okay,
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Speaker 1: but you can take a look at all of that,
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Speaker 1: listen to it, and enjoy it as only Phil Henry
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Speaker 1: can produce the great audio entertainment he has down through
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Speaker 1: the years the Radio Hall of Fame Show as well
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Speaker 1: as his great netcasts, and of course he has the
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Speaker 1: podcasts of Bobby Dooley l Cut, The Next Step and
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Speaker 1: the Great Milwaukee Lion Podcast, and I suppose myself, Malcolm S.
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Speaker 1: Pasiito and Meat Chippy we also are a part of that.
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Speaker 1: Although we're not really officially a pawcath yet, but we're
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Speaker 1: working on. We would love to do a paucath. Right, So,
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Speaker 1: get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry
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Speaker 1: Show at Phil Henry Show dot com. That's Phil Henryshow
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Speaker 1: dot com, the greatest value online other than porn. Hey,
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Speaker 1: welcome back to the Malcolm F The Theato along with Chippy,
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Speaker 1: and we're here on the Faith gout of Florida. We're
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Speaker 1: doing a podcast for Phil Henry, who had asked that
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Speaker 1: to do this evening show because he is involved in
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Speaker 1: communicating with the people he's going to be doing a
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Speaker 1: play with and communicating with the people back in California
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Speaker 1: that he's doing some other things with. Has have to
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Speaker 1: do with the podcast. If we can't say no more
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Speaker 1: than that, Okay, Chippy, don't do it. I know no,
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say any more than that, but
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Speaker 1: we are going to There's some great news, some great
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Speaker 1: exciting news concerning the Phil Henry Show podcast too. That's right,
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Speaker 1: And you're not talking to Phil Henry the other day
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Speaker 1: and he was thinking to me that he wasn't sure
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Speaker 1: you know that coming to Florida with a good move,
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Speaker 1: I mean with the THEATA. And he told his houth
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Speaker 1: and what he wanted to do with move closeer to
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Speaker 1: La Why because that's where it was clothed through to La.
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Speaker 1: That's where the work is. He would live it out
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Speaker 1: in the Silver Strand Beach area, Ventura, California. You don't
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Speaker 1: where that they do yet? No, I don't. I'm not
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Speaker 1: to remember with anything. Are you from California? Yeah, it's
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Speaker 1: sort of, but I grew up mostly I grew up
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Speaker 1: in Bisbee, Arizona. What part of California from I'm from Needles,
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Speaker 1: Needled that in that where Bisbee is. It's no, it's
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Speaker 1: like on the border. The Needles is part in California,
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Speaker 1: part in Arizona. Okay, well whatever, So yeah, so I'm
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Speaker 1: from Needles, but I live in Bisbee. So you really
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Speaker 1: haven't been anywhere, have you? No? Not really, This is
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Speaker 1: my first time. That's why i'd never seen a cat before.
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Speaker 1: You really have never seen a health cat? No? No? No?
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Speaker 1: Well with it carry no it just it looked like
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Speaker 1: it looked like something I'd seen in the zoo. Well,
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Speaker 1: there's nothing in to do. I mean the cluse the
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Speaker 1: thing's going to do? Where are we wait in time
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Speaker 1: with the bullshit? Anyway? You can't edit that out because
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Speaker 1: this is going out lit. I know it is. So
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Speaker 1: that's chippy. My name is Malcolm Eth Bethido. You know
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Speaker 1: me from the Kenny Flagg The Principles of Abundant in
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Speaker 1: the twenty first Century show. We want to bring on
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Speaker 1: our first interview gut and we wanted to bring on
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Speaker 1: a guest who is a guest but is not an
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Speaker 1: all all the time gath. And what is that? That's
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Speaker 1: the air conditioning kicking on? Oh fuck me, that went out? Sorry, okay,
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Speaker 1: so we're trying to turn that off. Yeah, So we
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Speaker 1: want to bring on a guest who's done an all
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Speaker 1: the time gath a gues who comes on at the
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Speaker 1: gath of another guest. You know, what are you taking
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Speaker 1: your head for? Man? I don't know. If people understand you,
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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to just back off. If people are
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Speaker 1: understand me, I'm Malcolm at the THEOTO and I would
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Speaker 1: act by mister Henry to do this, and I know
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Speaker 1: that we're live, and I wish we could go back
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Speaker 1: and edit this, and we can't do it. I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I Malcolm. So anyway, I wanted to bring
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Speaker 1: on someone who's yeah, a gath of a gath all right,
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Speaker 1: and this is a man who founded that isn't dog
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Speaker 1: Derry Police, which is represented on Mister Henry Show by
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Speaker 1: Jay Thannels. Let's bring on now. And where is he?
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Speaker 1: By the way, are you sitting out in the car?
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Speaker 1: What do you mean he's sitting out in the car?
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Speaker 1: Man that was gonna bring him in? Well, go get
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Speaker 1: what car? He's in an uber. He's in an uber.
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Speaker 1: And so we're gonna thorry, We're gonna bring on. Is
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Speaker 1: this the place here? Yes, sir? Oh yet Major Newton,
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Speaker 1: Major Elvith Newton. That have Major Newton? Why has he
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Speaker 1: got his hands on me? No, that's just tippy. Oh.
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Speaker 1: I sit right here, mister Newton, Major Major Elvis Newton, fact,
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Speaker 1: Major Elvith Newton. Ah, yes, you reckon that the theme? Yes,
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Speaker 1: this is the Citizen's Auxiliary Police theme. It's a proud theme.
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Speaker 1: I'm Major Elvis Newton. You seem to come alive when
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Speaker 1: you hear that music, Major Newton, I do. This music
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Speaker 1: was picked specifically by my wife Ballognya Balloonya, who found
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Speaker 1: me on a street corner in Sherman Oaks as I
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Speaker 1: was duck walking with a Derby hat. Oh god, it's
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Speaker 1: a sad start. Yeah, well, I want to hear your
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Speaker 1: Thorian and in its entirety, yeah, hold on. Yes. Balloona
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Speaker 1: picked this song out when we were watching a television
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Speaker 1: program on the rerun. We were watching the rerun on
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Speaker 1: channel thirty eight out of Newport Beach or what, I
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Speaker 1: forget what it was, And Bologna said, why that sounds
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Speaker 1: like a wonderful theme song for you to drive down
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Speaker 1: the road in in listening to have you had the
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Speaker 1: Doctory Police been formed by that point? What did you
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Speaker 1: just say? I had the Citizens of Orry police been
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Speaker 1: formed at that point, sir No, No. Balloona heard this
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Speaker 1: song and saw and I heard the music and thought
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Speaker 1: this would be this would be a big pick me
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Speaker 1: up for you, el Elvis, and so I listened to
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Speaker 1: it in the cars I drove to work. Don't und dun,
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Speaker 1: Dun dun. And that's what gave me the inspiration to
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Speaker 1: start the Citizen Ofwsuri. Police said that Balloonya, your wife,
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Speaker 1: found you on a three corner in Thumon Oak. She did. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I wasn't much of a student. I dropped out of
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Speaker 1: college and took the very first job I could find,
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Speaker 1: which was advertising a car wash, wearing a clown outfit
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Speaker 1: with suspenders and big shoes and doing duckwalks and making
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Speaker 1: contorting my face. And that's when Balloonya found me. How
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Speaker 1: old were you at that time? Thirty five? You were
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Speaker 1: thirty five? Wow? Okay, yeah, what's it to you, nothing, sir.
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Speaker 1: And that's when Balloonnya found me and I moved in
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Speaker 1: with her at her home in Hawthorne, California. And that's
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Speaker 1: when one night, as I was listening to that song
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Speaker 1: Do and she said to me, Balloonya said to me,
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Speaker 1: this is you Elvis. This song is you moving down
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Speaker 1: the road proudly, confidently, staring everyone in the in the
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Speaker 1: face and if they stare back, you know what to do.
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Speaker 1: And that's when, of course Jay I taught jay what's
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Speaker 1: called the citizens Auxuria police response, which is like that.
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Speaker 1: And so she said, when you see a face that
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Speaker 1: you don't like, just go give them, give him the
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Speaker 1: Elvis Newton look, and that's what I did. I would yeah,
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Speaker 1: you know, uh huh, well, get a load of you guys.
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Speaker 1: It's not that scary right now, sir. It's not that
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Speaker 1: scary now, but that it's not the both of me?
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Speaker 1: Is that the both of me? But I would hear
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Speaker 1: this music there it is, thank you, thanks Jibby, and
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Speaker 1: I would hear that music and it would inspire me
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Speaker 1: to go into the world. And if anybody gave anyone
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Speaker 1: looked at me funny and I hear I'd hear this
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Speaker 1: music in my head and I'd I'd say to them,
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Speaker 1: what are you looking at? And they would turn and
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Speaker 1: wilt away and crawl back into their little space. And
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Speaker 1: that's when I knew the citizens of Uxury Police must
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Speaker 1: be born. Now I think at the Dogdory Police. Wait
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Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, d D D hold on,
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Speaker 1: stand up, stand up, salute? Yes, sir? Did he Okay,
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Speaker 1: we's sit down now. Yeah. So the thin than dog
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Speaker 1: dry plethe with mindter Thanny with started at your home
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Speaker 1: there in Hawthorne. You're washing TV or something. What was
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Speaker 1: going on? Jesus, you just turned many years of heartfelt
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Speaker 1: and almost religious fervent development of the Citizens of Auxiury Police.
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Speaker 1: And you sounded like some sloppy, slurring teenager asking questions
18:31
Speaker 1: over something that's hot and buttered. Okay, I'm sorry, what
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Speaker 1: was the question? The formation of thidn't thought very plethe yeah, yes,
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Speaker 1: the Citizens of Uxury Police was formed in nineteen ninety
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Speaker 1: six by myself with Ballogna my right hand. Bologna whispered
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Speaker 1: in my ear. She said, it should be a neighborhood
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Speaker 1: organization that looks over the shoulder of the police, takes
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Speaker 1: a peek audits the police. We were the very first
18:56
Speaker 1: auditors of the police. You realized that, yes, they're right,
18:58
Speaker 1: I do and uh, what is auditors of the police.
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Speaker 1: Please don't make me explain these things, knowing you sort
19:06
Speaker 1: of making thief. They're doing a good job. Yes, And
19:09
Speaker 1: so she said, why don't you wear a pith helmet
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Speaker 1: and high knee socks with the wingtips and you'll know
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Speaker 1: what to do. And she was right, and we formed
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Speaker 1: the Citizens of Xuri Police. We started doing our patrols.
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Speaker 1: We did we did our fan outs, we did our
19:27
Speaker 1: fan ins. We also spread out tell them that the
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Speaker 1: major part of being a thing that do dairy pleth
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Speaker 1: th author. They know how to thread out. God, you
19:35
Speaker 1: got your mouth sells. Sorry anyways, sail again. That the
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Speaker 1: major part of being a tie than dot dairy pleathe
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Speaker 1: auftor know how to spread out, Yes, to know how
19:44
Speaker 1: to spread out and to know how to fan in. Well,
19:47
Speaker 1: but you mean fan out. No, I don't mean fan out.
19:49
Speaker 1: If I meant fan out, I would have said I
19:50
Speaker 1: mean fan in. So we spread out, we fanned back in,
19:55
Speaker 1: we fan out any thread in. No, no, no, there's
19:59
Speaker 1: no such thing is spreading in. There's spread out, fan out,
20:03
Speaker 1: fan in. Ay. We're talking to Major Elviuth Newton of
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Speaker 1: the Dairy Pleeth, the founder, and your wife Bologna, who
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Speaker 1: we only got to know a few epithold to go
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Speaker 1: Bologna with. One of the founding members thought that dairy
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Speaker 1: Plea too well. I would say she was an inspiration
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Speaker 1: for the citizens Missouri police. But I would never be
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Speaker 1: foul Ballogna or her light femininity, the beauty, the airy
20:30
Speaker 1: way in which she cares herself. I would never be
20:31
Speaker 1: foul it and stink it up like you need to
20:34
Speaker 1: get a spread it, you know, a can of spray. Oh,
20:37
Speaker 1: you know, like for the bathroom. Yes, some guys are
20:40
Speaker 1: married to women who you have to follow around with
20:42
Speaker 1: a Canada bathroom spray. Some women are married to men
20:45
Speaker 1: like that. I am married to a woman who when
20:48
Speaker 1: she walks into a room that stinks like a hundred
20:51
Speaker 1: cows just left what you know, left something there. Yeah,
20:54
Speaker 1: she's everything smells sweet within thirty seconds. The whole polace
20:57
Speaker 1: smells like a lilac farm. That's great. Thank you, Major
21:02
Speaker 1: Robert Newton and the ourth special guest here on on
21:05
Speaker 1: the Phil Henry Show. Now, where is mister Henry. Mister
21:08
Speaker 1: Henry ed preparing for a lot of things. He'd got
21:12
Speaker 1: some technical thing to go with the theuty, but he's
21:14
Speaker 1: altough preparing to go to New York City, where he's
21:16
Speaker 1: gonna be for two months. New York's what the why
21:19
Speaker 1: would he go there? Because he's did in a play?
21:22
Speaker 1: What he's in a place? Sir, he's an entertainer. I
21:26
Speaker 1: thought mister Henry was a serious commentator. And you're telling
21:29
Speaker 1: me he's going off to do a play. Well yet there,
21:32
Speaker 1: I mean the play I met her? Henry an actor?
21:36
Speaker 1: Oh my bare ass. He is sor he's an actor
21:39
Speaker 1: and he's going to do a play. You tell Henry
21:42
Speaker 1: that if he ever wants to see me or Jay Santos,
21:45
Speaker 1: or if he ever wants to see Balloonya, and he'll
21:48
Speaker 1: know what that means. He gets his ass back here tomorrow,
21:52
Speaker 1: he'll be back here to What do you mean if
21:53
Speaker 1: he ever wants to thie Balloonna. That's code for something.
21:56
Speaker 1: What's your wife's name? Yes, it is my wife's name,
21:59
Speaker 1: and Henry has been fed fascinated with her, blankety blank.
22:03
Speaker 1: Well I got to know. No, you're no, you're not
22:05
Speaker 1: going to get to know. And I told him you'll
22:08
Speaker 1: get a peek, but only if you give the citizens
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Speaker 1: luxury police full respect. So you've talked to your wife
22:13
Speaker 1: into like flashing the guy. No, she wouldn't flash him.
22:16
Speaker 1: But there's a reason why she's called Ballogna, beyond the
22:19
Speaker 1: fact that everyone in her family has the word air
22:22
Speaker 1: in their name. For instance, her younger brother is Earhart.
22:26
Speaker 1: Her father's name is Hairston. That's the family name, Hairston.
22:29
Speaker 1: Tell her name, it's Balloonna bird maman slowed down, God Almighty.
22:35
Speaker 1: Her maiden name is Bologna Hairston. Yes, why are we
22:41
Speaker 1: talking about this? This is verboten I'm sorry. So Ballogna
22:44
Speaker 1: Ballogna is her name. She got the name Ballogna because
22:47
Speaker 1: a certain part of her body is balloon like. Oh
22:50
Speaker 1: I can guess what that? No? No, you can't. You
22:53
Speaker 1: think you know? Well, Sarah? Can it be only one up?
22:55
Speaker 1: Two places? No her feet? Maybe she has balloon loon
23:00
Speaker 1: shaped feet, but no letter feet, bugle, guys, just give
23:04
Speaker 1: it up? Will you have? God? Almighty? Major Albuth Newton
23:07
Speaker 1: has been our special guests here on this edition of
23:10
Speaker 1: Malcolm Ath, Methido and Chippy filling in for Phil Henry.
23:15
Speaker 1: He'll be back tomorrow night, but with the thwart of
23:18
Speaker 1: the format. What's going to happen in New York? So
23:20
Speaker 1: Henry's going to be doing a show from a laptop? Yes?
23:23
Speaker 1: Or that's right? Oh God and I are my men?
23:27
Speaker 1: Will they come on his show? Yes? We do. You
23:29
Speaker 1: have a Thetithan doog Ary Polee grew up in New
23:31
Speaker 1: York City. Of course we do what they called the
23:34
Speaker 1: New York Neighborhood Constable Technical Team, the New York Neighborhood Comftable,
23:39
Speaker 1: New York. I'm want to say one more time. I
23:41
Speaker 1: am sorry. It's called the Neighborhood Constable Technical Team. That
23:46
Speaker 1: the Neighborhood Constable Tackable Team. Boy, you just carved oh man,
23:51
Speaker 1: just carved it up. I'm sorry I carved it up,
23:53
Speaker 1: but I have a lift. Yes, Yes, it's the Neighborhood
23:57
Speaker 1: Constable Technical Team and they go into the neighborhoods of
24:02
Speaker 1: New York City and beyond and make sure that the
24:06
Speaker 1: police are not overstepping their bounds or bounding over their
24:09
Speaker 1: steps in their efforts to do whatever they do. Well,
24:16
Speaker 1: do you ever respect for a police? Of course I
24:19
Speaker 1: respect the police, But do they respect me? Made her
24:22
Speaker 1: Ilviess Newton. That, as Bologna often says to me, is
24:26
Speaker 1: the real goal. Do the police respect you? Elvis? Do
24:28
Speaker 1: they respect your son? Lou Lou Newton? If Balloonna not
24:32
Speaker 1: Lou Newton's mother, No, she's not who with Lou Newton's mother.
24:36
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you why not, because she'd
24:38
Speaker 1: rather remain anonymous. Really, that's right. She doesn't want to
24:42
Speaker 1: have anyone associate her with Lou Newton, the Newton. She
24:46
Speaker 1: loves her son, but she says, I love my son,
24:49
Speaker 1: but I don't love the idea of the Newton. And
24:52
Speaker 1: I said Calabrizia which is her name, Calabrizia. I said,
24:55
Speaker 1: you hurt me. That is like you took a boot
24:58
Speaker 1: and kicked me right up my as, yes, right in
25:01
Speaker 1: a humiliating way, kicked me so hard in the ass.
25:04
Speaker 1: You tore a hole in the in the ass end
25:07
Speaker 1: of my pants and my underwear. And I'm walking around
25:10
Speaker 1: with my hand over that part of my because it's
25:12
Speaker 1: hanging out. Thank you, sir, Thank you, thir shit, thanks
25:17
Speaker 1: a lot. Major Almas Newton, thank you well. It's been
25:21
Speaker 1: the world famous Phil Henry show here from the Faithkilt
25:24
Speaker 1: of Florida. That is Malcolm at Thethdo. I'm chippy and
25:29
Speaker 1: we hope you enjoyed it. As they fill in for
25:31
Speaker 1: mister Henry, and we're trying out the technology that Miter
25:34
Speaker 1: Henry will be you then in Newer City, New York City.
25:36
Speaker 1: He's gonna be there for two months and he's then
25:38
Speaker 1: play the pitch. That's the pitch. It starts in October
25:42
Speaker 1: there hearth of they're going to throw it in September.
25:44
Speaker 1: They don't need to know that. I'll decide on what
25:47
Speaker 1: they need to know. If that could have produced by
25:53
Speaker 1: Miter Henry for the Empry Incorporated all right through their
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