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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – have you ever sold something you borrowed? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: KFM Morning, Simson and you sacrifice here on KFM Morning.
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  Speaker 1: So all right, it's time for his senseless survey. We're
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  Speaker 1: running very late this morning. It's all the warcrafts. It's great,
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  Speaker 1: it really is. I can't get enough.
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  Speaker 2: I love a bit of Monday chaos.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so the tickets for the All Blacks tomorrow, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to give away the first pay. We want to
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  Speaker 1: get through every last war crawt. We want to hear
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  Speaker 1: it today, okay, and then we will swing into some
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  Speaker 1: other things as well throughout the week. But we've got
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  Speaker 1: six six tickets to give away. So since the survey,
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  Speaker 1: let's make it official. Here we go, There we go.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Sadly, there's no box tickets up for grabs on
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  Speaker 1: the Whirl of Joy. It's exclusively for warcrists. But we've
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  Speaker 1: got tickets to other great things. Something you might have
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  Speaker 1: forgotten about. The Love Concert that's happening at Kirsten Bosh
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  Speaker 1: end of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, Jill Scott is also coming to Cape Tom Mamma
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  Speaker 2: Mia is happening.
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  Speaker 1: Tickets there, Yeah, for sure, still so much to look
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  Speaker 1: forward to this year. Yep, we've got ice cream, We've
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  Speaker 1: got the Poulsy To three thousand from Olivia Gray exceptional, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and another great dining experience have you've got amongst many
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  Speaker 1: other things here? All right? So let's start here though,
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  Speaker 1: with your guesses. Sherilen, how many senseless survey questions will
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  Speaker 1: I ask this morning? Eight questions? Eight questions, okay, Sibs.
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  Speaker 1: Ten questions, Derek ten, okay, remiss, six questions, six questions,
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  Speaker 1: yeah whatever, Producer brands twelve twelve, yeah whatever, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Sherlin Sibbs. One of you is hot and actually the
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  Speaker 1: other one is actually hot too, thank you. So we
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  Speaker 1: we're not right. But somewhere there, yeah, could be a
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  Speaker 1: writer jacent okay, great, okay, but no one got it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: no one got it. Cool story, all right? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's some more questions that if you've missed the Mudlannger commission,
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  Speaker 1: these are the important ones that they are too scared
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  Speaker 1: to ask. Now you joke about that.
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  Speaker 2: But my mom is in Cape Town, obviously, I want
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  Speaker 2: to show her all these touristy things. I want to
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  Speaker 2: take her to table mountain. It's got a cock bait.
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  Speaker 2: She says, no, can we go home? I want to
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  Speaker 2: watch the Mudlanga commission. She's locked in, she said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it is absolutely taken over my life. I'm like, mom,
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  Speaker 2: we need we need to go outside. Okay, we need
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  Speaker 2: to take a break. Yeah, so I took her outside.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching them. I've been watching them lungyquation quite
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  Speaker 1: a lot. And you know what's scary is that, Oh
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  Speaker 1: I know two of these people.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to home.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the one guy was you lived two houses
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  Speaker 1: down from me. You never know who's going to pop
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  Speaker 1: up there. We were like, hey, yeah, books, okay, moving alone.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, you take care of senseless survey there.
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  Speaker 1: Right, do the heavy lifting for this nation, don't the
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  Speaker 1: whole nation. Okay, So there are a bunch of ridiculous
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  Speaker 1: questions that we post to somebody who see how long
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  Speaker 1: they stay on the line. I want to welcome walk
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  Speaker 1: cornic sir. Imagine three one nine six Tom calling from
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  Speaker 1: the senseless Bureau Act. You'd ask you a couple questions
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  Speaker 1: for your country. Won't take too long, okay, anyone? Is
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  Speaker 1: it a fact that alcohol increases the size of the
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  Speaker 1: send button by ninety eight percent.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I haven't tried it.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't tried it. So after somebody says that's crazy twice,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand that it's now time for you to
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  Speaker 1: wrap up your story? Have you ever said hey stranger
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  Speaker 1: to somebody you didn't know? No? So, have you ever
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  Speaker 1: sold something that you borrowed? No? Whenever you drink Kraft beer,
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  Speaker 1: do you feel a strong urge to post about it.
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  Speaker 2: Craft beer?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't drink craft beer. Are most of your cute
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  Speaker 1: freckles just blackheads?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Is it true that one plus one equals three if
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  Speaker 1: you don't use a condom? No? Do girls mature faster
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  Speaker 1: than guys? Because men usually only develop breasts in their forties.
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  Speaker 1: I won't think girls are much much more mature. And
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  Speaker 1: so have you ever barked during doggie style? What I
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  Speaker 1: see your brain taking games? Have? I? Absolutely? I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking he was either going to put down or bark?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it a bark? Luck? Take lots outside. Let's
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  Speaker 1: take a lots outside. I think you're hilarious too, club. Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that that helped the nation? Absolutely right? That really helped
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  Speaker 1: the nation. You know the question about selling something that
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  Speaker 1: you've ever borrowed. You know, this happened with a football
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  Speaker 1: club in Nigeria. What happened? So they took a player
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  Speaker 1: on loan from another club and then they sold him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how is that paperwork?
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  Speaker 1: A club called Dolphin FC. They sold a player Sunday
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  Speaker 1: Bar to another club in twenty ten, but they'd loaned
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  Speaker 1: the player from Enugu Rangers. It wasn't there to sell. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And when you loan a player, you're just giving the
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  Speaker 1: player match time as a favor to the owner of
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  Speaker 1: the players club, you know, and then you go and
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  Speaker 1: flog him off.
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  Speaker 2: I love how your first example is like a person.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's a famous story. Then okay, that was
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  Speaker 1: your senseless survey. Um yep, I think we have a winner. Mimi.
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  Speaker 1: Where would go to you on KF Mornings?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Kyle, Morning morning, sir, Hi Kyle, he aimen,
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  Speaker 3: good card.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't a good weekend. Yeah, we'll rebuild. Yeah, we'll rebuild.
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  Speaker 1: Car You a Manchester United fan as well? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you know I was sitting with a Manchester United fan
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday. We're watching the game together and then you
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  Speaker 1: got the double hit tape. First game of the season,
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  Speaker 1: United down. Then the box. Oh this, I'm as we have.
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  Speaker 1: We have pull on rivalry, my dad Everton fan, my
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  Speaker 1: brother United fan, unbelievabool fans, an argument. It's all over
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  Speaker 1: the place here, Carl sure, all right, Kyle, give me
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  Speaker 1: a correct answer, you please, sir. It was nine nine
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  Speaker 1: is the correct? Okay, Carl. So let's win the wheel
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  Speaker 1: for you. Foster slow left, All right, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: fast right, FoST Riders whip it around fast and clockwise.
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  Speaker 1: Here you got.
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  Speaker 3: M h.
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  Speaker 1: And Kyle, you have one. Oh okay, old school radio
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  Speaker 1: prize someone. Yes, I'm going to give you the right
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  Speaker 1: to return this if you don't, because this is something
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  Speaker 1: that needs to be appreciated by somebody. Would it would
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  Speaker 1: be a waste of this just ended up in your garage.
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  Speaker 1: You want to Bruno Mars vinyl album, a poster, a
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  Speaker 1: tote bag and a t shirt or Bruno Mars merch.
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  Speaker 1: But the big prize in you is an actual Bruno
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  Speaker 1: Mars's latest record. Now is this something that tickles your
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  Speaker 1: fancy or not? Do you even have a record player? Car? No? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's put it back in the mix because this is
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  Speaker 1: something that you must be played it's not an ornament,
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  Speaker 1: and it would be sad if it was just an
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  Speaker 1: ornament or just in your garage. Okay, so we'll whip
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  Speaker 1: that back. Um, so are we spinning the wheel again? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. We're gonna give
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  Speaker 1: you a choice of tickets. We've got Mama Mia, Jill
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  Speaker 1: Scott or Live. Where would you like to go? Call?
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  Speaker 1: I will choose Live Live. Okay, We'll see you at
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  Speaker 1: Kirsten Bosh at the end of the year. Brother, great,
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Darren, You've got two tickets. Okay you do? Do
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  Speaker 1: you like the band live? Yeah? I wouldn't mind them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind. That's not very convinced. I don't mind.
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  Speaker 2: He'll turn into a super fan at that concept.
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  Speaker 1: Well what music are you into, Carl like? If you
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  Speaker 1: to go, I'm having a bram putting on much? What
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  Speaker 1: what do you like? Ah?
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  Speaker 3: Listen?
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  Speaker 1: My playlist is anything and everything anything? Okay? Well you
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  Speaker 1: might have something Okay, Well you might have forgotten all
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  Speaker 1: the hits from love, but I promise you it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a night you'll never forget. All right, Great,
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  Speaker 1: Thank Darren, Okay, good Carl.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, bye, bye bye.
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  Speaker 1: Bye bye bye okay, And those tickets come to you
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  Speaker 1: courtesy of Andy Mack, who is the promoter. He brings
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  Speaker 1: such amazing bands. He brought Googa Dolls a couple of
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  Speaker 1: years ago and I has brought Live, so thank you Andy.
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  Speaker 1: It's sold out though both shows, so it's gonna be great,
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  Speaker 1: all right. That is your price today. It is a
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  Speaker 1: time for your news. We've got to take a break
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  Speaker 1: first though,