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How Do Tribbles Trib? | Friday April 11, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Today is frid Day, April eleventh, twenty twenty five. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the end of the week. Congratulations, you've made it
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  Speaker 1: and now you're here to enjoy it with us, So
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  Speaker 1: we will make your Friday even better on top of
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  Speaker 1: the fact that it is Friday. And speaking of things
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  Speaker 1: that are really really good, Jerry, do you have something
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  Speaker 1: done to your hair? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I just I tried a new technique last night to
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  Speaker 3: you know, enhance the curls and all of that. Then
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  Speaker 3: I think it might have worked a little too well.
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  Speaker 3: My head is out of control right now. Did you
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  Speaker 3: say jizz?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: No? Uh? What did you do to the hair there?
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  Speaker 2: Jar Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Just I said jazz. You jazzed it up? Oh, jazz
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  Speaker 1: jazzed it up? Yeah? Yeah, that's it. Uh, just a
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  Speaker 1: new conditioner, new way to dry it. Just stick your
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  Speaker 1: head out the car window like a dog.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, that'll that'll give me the lucious Malfoy look.
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  Speaker 3: If I want the uh, if I want the curls,
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  Speaker 3: then you know, you gotta leave it wet. You gotta
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  Speaker 3: really get it conditioned, you know you you do the
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  Speaker 3: upscrunch and you squeeze it and hang on to it
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  Speaker 3: for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: And I think my wife uses less technical terms for
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  Speaker 1: her hair than you've just used in the last thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 3: But its great, well, thank you, thank you. It looks
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  Speaker 3: good on you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Would you ever have any interest in doing
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  Speaker 1: Trey's hair, because I, for one, would love to see
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  Speaker 1: your long, wavy blonde locks right now on Trey. I
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  Speaker 1: think that would look really, really fun.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, Trey's got a different hair texture, He's got a I.
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  Speaker 1: Realized there would be some work involved, but I think
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  Speaker 1: Trey taking on a little bit of that uh point
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  Speaker 1: break body, Patrick Swayze from Point Break. Look, I think Trey,
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  Speaker 1: I think you could go with that.
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  Speaker 4: Would you just keep your dirty sexual fantasies to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You've never wanted to be a to be a surfer bra.
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  Speaker 4: Never never was.
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  Speaker 1: You're more Johnny Utah than yeah. Okay, okay, fair enough,
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  Speaker 1: all right today, And.
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  Speaker 5: This is coming from the man who has basically had
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  Speaker 5: a buzz haircut for twenty eight plus years.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, I like if we're all doing some
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  Speaker 1: sort of version of Keanu Reeves characters throughout his career,
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  Speaker 1: Trey is sort of doing the Johnny Utah, I am
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  Speaker 1: doing whatever his character's name was in Speed with the
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  Speaker 1: short short haircut.
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  Speaker 4: You're you're pretty close to Neo.
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  Speaker 1: You think, so, Okay. I don't know what Jerry's version
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  Speaker 1: would because I don't really recall. I guess it would
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  Speaker 1: be Bill and Ted's, even though he had dark hair.
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  Speaker 3: Bill and Ted. Somewhere between Bill and Ted and the
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  Speaker 3: names of the movies are escaping me.
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  Speaker 4: Two long foo. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So, Patrick Swayze, I'll take that. I didn't say
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think Keanu Reeves was in that they were
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  Speaker 1: staying with the Keanu Reeves thing. Okay. Anyway, it is
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  Speaker 1: Friday inside the Treehouse. And look, I think we have
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  Speaker 1: a rare unique talent that we can find something funny
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  Speaker 1: in just about any story and just about any news story.
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  Speaker 1: We can find something funny even if it doesn't seem
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  Speaker 1: funny on the surface. And the most recent example of that.
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  Speaker 4: Is this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, a Dallas man, Okay, a Texas man has been
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  Speaker 1: arrested after allegedly pouring scalding hot soup on his girlfriend. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thirty five year old texasman was arrested after allegedly pouring
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  Speaker 1: hot soup on his sixty five year old girlfriend, causing
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  Speaker 1: third degree burns because she was talking too much. He
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  Speaker 1: told police, Now, I know this is bad. It's a
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  Speaker 1: very ugly story. It's wrong, and if guilty, he deserves
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  Speaker 1: the full punishment under the law. However, when you're dating
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  Speaker 1: a sixty five year old woman and you're thirty five,
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  Speaker 1: aren't accidents just gonna happen when it comes to soup delivery.
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  Speaker 1: Who's delivering the soup? Well, according to the arresting officers,
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  Speaker 1: he was, but he was doing it in an aggressive
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  Speaker 1: manner and he dumped it on his sixty five year
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  Speaker 1: old girlfriend. Okay, yeah, I'll give you I'll give you
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  Speaker 1: a little more detail here. Alexander McDavid from Waco was
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  Speaker 1: hit with multiple charges, including resisting arrest, terroristic threat of
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  Speaker 1: family or household members, assault with bodily injury, continues violence
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  Speaker 1: against family, and injury to an elderly person who also
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  Speaker 1: happens to his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: A terroristic threat.
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  Speaker 1: That's like, oh, I'll kill you. Or I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: dump this hot navy bean soup all over your face,
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  Speaker 1: assualt with a deadly dinner. Mm hmm. I I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I not since the Meals on Wheels dude punched punched
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  Speaker 1: her in the face, has there ever been such a
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  Speaker 1: tragedy of justice.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I am guessing that guy is sitting in
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  Speaker 5: a jail cell right now, really rethinking his life choices.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because if that's if that's the last thing you
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  Speaker 1: get before going into prison.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe maybe things are looking up for his next relationship.
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  Speaker 4: Odds are will be much younger, yeah, and tighter.
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  Speaker 1: That is Jerry Caldwell. Today is Friday, April eleventh, twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five, discussing so far today the hot soup being
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  Speaker 1: poured on an old lady and how wrong that is
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  Speaker 1: in general, but more specifically, how wrong our jokes were.
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  Speaker 1: And we should apologize now before anyone gets all up
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  Speaker 1: in arms about it. So we are mostly sorry. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you say so, all right, let's make up for that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's make up for that with something really really fun
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  Speaker 1: that our good friend Trey found. And you know, if
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  Speaker 1: Trey found it and wants to share it with us
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse, well you know it's gotta be good.
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  Speaker 1: So here now is a special commercial from Lower Louisiana
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  Speaker 1: for Showtime Furniture.
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  Speaker 5: Oh baby, Mama put him out and he ain't got
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  Speaker 5: no moniture.
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  Speaker 2: Let him have it, lady, l this.
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  Speaker 5: Made need a bad and only get aboard and think
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  Speaker 5: the nine of up probably get.
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  Speaker 1: A moment without Come on, baby, there is so much
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  Speaker 1: going on in this tightly in this jam packed commercial
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  Speaker 1: show Time Home Furnishings, Lafayette, Oppolusis and Eunice. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how old this commercial is. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: this business is still open.
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  Speaker 4: How could it not be?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I mean with with advertising like this, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: my goodness, So I'll start this over. So there are
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  Speaker 1: three people in this commercial. In the commercial, you've got
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  Speaker 1: scenes in various parts of show Time Home Furnishings. You've
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  Speaker 1: got beds, you got TVs, you got couches, all sorts
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  Speaker 1: of stuff on display at the home furniture store. You've
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  Speaker 1: got the what I assume to be the owner, who
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  Speaker 1: is an excellent pitchman. By the way, he's right up
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  Speaker 1: there with the twelve twelve loke twelve guy with a
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  Speaker 1: spinny arm. He wants to make sure you get a
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  Speaker 1: good deal on some furniture. Okay, uh. He's a white
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  Speaker 1: man and he sounds very much like a Cajun man.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's two other actors in the commercial. You've
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  Speaker 1: got a lovely large African American woman and a kind
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  Speaker 1: of sheepish looking, mild mannered African American male kind of
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  Speaker 1: playing the parts throughout the commercial. So let's let's go
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  Speaker 1: back to the beginning now of Showtime Home Furnishings. Inside
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  Speaker 1: the treehouse, this.
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  Speaker 2: Man needs help. His baby mama put him out, and
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  Speaker 2: he ain't got no furniture. Let him have it, Busla
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  Speaker 2: bus Like this man need a bed and.
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  Speaker 5: Only get aboarded fifty nine a month, you gonna get
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  Speaker 5: another one without a bad Come on, baby, his man
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  Speaker 5: is TV for his bedroom only get forwarded fifty nine
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  Speaker 5: out of the month.
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  Speaker 2: You know you got all them children seventy three answers, baby,
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  Speaker 2: both like, Well, like, this man needs air conditions. It's
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  Speaker 2: hot on the streets and he only gets paid more
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  Speaker 2: than nine out of the month. I'll put him down, baby,
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  Speaker 2: no man, no grudgect all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, there is a lot to unpack here, Trey. Since
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  Speaker 1: you're the one that found this gym, where would you
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  Speaker 1: like to start?
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  Speaker 5: Well, the guy, the pitch man, he sounds like, uh,
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  Speaker 5: the dad from water Boy that shows up at the end.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't place it. I knew it, I knew it
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  Speaker 1: sounded familiar. That's it.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: And you know it's just Louisiana is just a hidden
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  Speaker 4: gym of things.
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  Speaker 1: M h.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm happy to say I just google they are
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  Speaker 4: still in business. God bless them again. How could you
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  Speaker 4: not be? How are people not lining up? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they are? I mean, I'm kind of I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of envious of Lafayette Oppelusis and Eunice Louisiana. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how do I not have this store down the street
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  Speaker 1: that I can go to and just enjoy things and
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  Speaker 1: people watch and beg to be in their commercial.
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  Speaker 3: He'd probably let you, uh maybe, wow, that's amazing the okay,
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  Speaker 3: what do you say at the end, like no credit check?
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  Speaker 1: Can we hear this again? Make sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'll put him down, David, no credit all.
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  Speaker 1: The time, no money down, no credit check all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And then the lovely lady at the end who's missing
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  Speaker 1: about seven or eighteen mouthing to the camera call me
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  Speaker 1: that sold me right there?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that uh, I mean, how how could it not.
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  Speaker 5: To tie it all back in? She kind of looks
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  Speaker 5: like Wesley snipes into one food.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for everything, Okay, yeah, I can see that. I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking more of one of the I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: more Arsenio Hall when he portrays one of the women
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  Speaker 1: in coming to America. But I think you may be
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  Speaker 1: uh more on point there, Trey.
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  Speaker 3: I would also like to point out she takes care
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  Speaker 3: of the tea she has remaining.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They are very white, they are very clean. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: clearly she doesn't let them get in the way of
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  Speaker 1: a good deal. I'm kind of thinking we do a
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  Speaker 1: treehouse rugue trip to show Time home Furnishings and appelusis Louisiana.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, which which store? I mean?
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  Speaker 5: I think we need to call ahead and see you
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  Speaker 5: know where the boss the bosses are that day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because you wouldn't you wouldn't want to go and not
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  Speaker 5: see the stars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you have to see the stars.
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  Speaker 2: You have to.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I want to see Jerry crawling around on
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  Speaker 1: bed with this lady. I'm so there, Trey, where did
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  Speaker 1: you find this Internet? That's what were you looking at?
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  Speaker 1: What were you looking at online? That the Internet thought?
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  Speaker 1: Trey needs to see this furniture ad Damn.
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  Speaker 4: My algorithm is a very special thing.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say, it's your algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like. I like how we can all blame the
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  Speaker 1: algorithm for our choices in life.
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  Speaker 5: I have I have worked hard to refine it to
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  Speaker 5: a magical a magical algorithm of of just sheer stupidity.
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  Speaker 1: You're like Oz, but with the Internet, you're the You're
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  Speaker 1: the wizard of the Internet. Trey, thank you from the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of my heart, thank you for this. I appreciate.
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  Speaker 2: Mama put him out and he ain't got no moniture.
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  Speaker 7: Let him have it.
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  Speaker 2: Bus Like boys like this man need a bed and.
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  Speaker 1: Only get a boarded sixty nine a month.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna get another one without a bad Come on, baby,
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  Speaker 2: this man needs TV for his bedroom. Only get a
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  Speaker 2: fard fifty nine hours a month. You know you got
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  Speaker 2: all them children seventy three answers, baby buck like b's
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  Speaker 2: like this man needs air conditions. It's hot on the
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  Speaker 2: streets and he only gets paid forty nine hours a month.
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  Speaker 2: I'll put him down, baby, No one now, no project.
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  Speaker 2: All the time.
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  Speaker 3: He called her, he called her boss lady twice in
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  Speaker 3: that so. Is she the owner of Showtime Home Furnishings? Uh, Jerry,
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure this lady owns whatever the hell she.
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  Speaker 4: Wants, and she's checking references.
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  Speaker 1: That's why she's on the phone. At the end, you're
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  Speaker 1: in the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: He's Trey Trenholm. That is Jerry Calledwell and this is
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse Show for Friday, April eleventh, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Once again, Trey, thank you for sharing the Showtime at
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  Speaker 1: the Home Furnishings Store. Sorry, not Showtime at the Apollo,
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  Speaker 1: just show Time Home Furnishings ad from Louisiana. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You've helped make this Friday truly special.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome in the most special of senses. So let's
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  Speaker 1: tap into something else that I know is very fond
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  Speaker 1: to you, Trey, and that is ancient civilizations and the
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  Speaker 1: possible existence of them and the possible ties to other
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  Speaker 1: worldly civilizations. Tray, did you hear about the new underwater
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  Speaker 1: pyramid found off the coast of Taiwan.
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  Speaker 5: I have not heard about that one specifically, but there
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  Speaker 5: have been many, many underwater pyramids and structures found all
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  Speaker 5: over the world.
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  Speaker 1: Well, a new one has been discovered near Taiwan, and
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  Speaker 1: it may rewrite that's a really hard word to say.
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  Speaker 1: It may rewrite everything we thought we knew about the
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  Speaker 1: ancient world. Sitting just eighty two feet below the sea
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  Speaker 1: level near the Ryuqi Islands of Japan, a mysterious eye
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  Speaker 1: object called the Yonaguni Monument continues to stump and astonish
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  Speaker 1: researchers despite its discovery in nineteen eighty six. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's not a brand new discovery, but it's
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  Speaker 1: brand new to me. Trade did you know about this
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  Speaker 1: underwater pyramid until now?
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  Speaker 5: Do you want the conspiracy part of this? Or or well,
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  Speaker 5: there's there is a conspiracy going that says that the
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  Speaker 5: world as a whole, like they've they discovered all these
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  Speaker 5: underwater monuments around Cuba decades ago, and there's a whole
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  Speaker 5: conspiracy theory that they try to keep them under wraps
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  Speaker 5: because it potentially debunks a lot of the history we've
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  Speaker 5: been taught.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm for that land on me? Or is it
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  Speaker 1: everything that you just said?
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty much.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's just the timeline. I mean, man walking
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  Speaker 5: in North America. Just I'll go with that. The Clovis
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  Speaker 5: theory was forever considered the fact that people came over
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  Speaker 5: here from the bearing straight during the Ice Age, you know,
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  Speaker 5: nine to eleven thousand years ago. Well, we now have
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  Speaker 5: found footprints, I mean multiple footprints that they have dated
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  Speaker 5: twenty three to twenty five thousand years ago. That is now,
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  Speaker 5: so we're all and very possibly that people came up
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  Speaker 5: from South America. It's just as plausible as they did
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  Speaker 5: coming from over the bearing straight down.
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  Speaker 1: Gotcha.
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  Speaker 5: And just all sorts of of the timeline of history
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  Speaker 5: of when did we become when did we go from
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  Speaker 5: hunter gatherers to you know, having civilizations. You know, there's
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  Speaker 5: a place in Turkey, go Beckley Tepee that was over
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  Speaker 5: nine thousand years ago, definitely a civilization. But for the
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  Speaker 5: timeline of history, we weren't supposed to be really in
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  Speaker 5: making civilizations at that point. We were still supposed to
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  Speaker 5: be more in the hunter gatherer stage.
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  Speaker 1: Goshly not with that kind of an accuracy in their architecture.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and that's the other thing is from the pyramids
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  Speaker 5: in Egypt to all of the ruins in South America,
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  Speaker 5: Central and South America, Mayan Aztec incas. The knowledge of
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: astronomy the star and not just its short term I
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: mean over celestial events that happened once every thirty fifty
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: years they knew about they made monuments to how did they.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Get that knowledge?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: So basically in our timeline as a species, in our
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: timeline as humans, all these pyramids and structures around the world,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: we were not smart enough nor did we have the
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: technological know how to accomplish these things. Based on the
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: history we know, right.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: We would be hard pressed to rebuild the pyramids today,
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: got it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: Well, this is one of the things a lot of
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: people don't realize is the pyramids when they were built
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: were smooth, shiny.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: They weren't the blocks you see now. Those were all
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: covered up.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: I mean it's and the fact that they align with
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: different as astronomical events say it would be we would
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: be hard pressed to do it with the accuracy they did, right.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people forget that the pyramids in their original form
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: looked like they were built by skilled technicians because they
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: were not the day laborer versions that we see today.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: But this new pyramid about eighty two feet below sea
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: level near Taiwan, The giant structure with sharp angled steps,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: stands roughly ninety feet tall and appears to be made
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: entirely of stone, leading many to believe it was man made. However,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: tests of the stones show it would be over ten
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: thousand years old, meaning that if a civilization built this
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: pyramid by hand, it would have taken place before this
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: region sank underwater more than twelve thousand years ago. That
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: would place it further back in history than most other
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: ancient structures by several thousand years, including the Egyptian pyramids
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: and Stone Hinge. So currently, scientists believe the ability for
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: humans to construct large structures like temples and pyramids of
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: all alongside the development of agriculture twelve thousand years ago.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: If an advanced society was already building giant step pyramids
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: long before this time, however, it could change the history
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: books forever and reveal another lost tribe of humans, just
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: like the myths of at Lentis. I mean, and that's
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: and the conspiracy that you were talking about, Trey, is
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: that if all this stuff is true, they try to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: suppress they try to suppress this information because most of
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: us just can't handle it. Well.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: It changes the timeline, and there are religious implications, but
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: it just it changes the timeline we've been taught of things.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, Plato wrote about Atlantis, where did he hear
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: about it, well, that was from miss you know, uh
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: of you know, generations ago. Maybe the fact, like the Greeks,
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: we considered the founders of modern civilization, we now know
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: they basically copied everything.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: That makes sense because us as humans, it's very rare
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: we do something original. It's usually we see someone doing
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: it and then.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: We do it well. And here here's the other.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Like the pyramids, many of the Central and South American pyramids,
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: and by the way, there are a lot of pyramids
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: in North America. People just don't realize, but the bigger
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: ones were built on top of smaller pyramids. They're like, oh, hey,
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: we like that design. Well, let's we'll make it bigger.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: We'll go on top of it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: We don't, we don't know what the anything.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: You know, it's amazing how little we know about the
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Egyptian pyramids because they limit access and everything else.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: That whole desert we've basically we've.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Looked at about five percent of it, and so there's
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: there's a lot out there that you know, how do
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: we have How did cartographers from the fifteen hundreds have
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: an outline of Antarctica when no one had been there?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Interesting question it is, I've always wondered how they did
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: coastlines back then. Anyway, it's like some poor cartographer having
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a pin on a piece of paper having to just
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: hold it there as they go around the coastlines and
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: just try to slowly make the little indentations for the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: bays and the keys and all these things. I mean,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: you talk about a sucky job. And it's not like
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: your environment is still because you're in the ocean, so
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: it's going up and down. How do we know that
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: some of those lines on these ancient maps are even accurate.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It might have just been a bump in the waves,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: especially before they invented the sextant. That too, because if
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you want to keep a man still, you put him
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: on a sextant.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Hard at least give him one.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: An article looks a little squidly.
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• 27:23
  Speaker 1: That there is Jerry Caldwell. On Friday, April eleven, twenty
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: twenty five, we were just talking about that. We were
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: just talking about the pyramid that was discovered off the
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: coast of Taiwan, ninety feet below the surface of the
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: sea I'm sorry, eighty two feet below the surface of
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: the sea, ninety feet tall from the ocean floor. And
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it was found this new pyramid was found in nineteen
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: eighty six, and it dispels a lot of what we
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: thought we knew of our own civilization and the timing
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: of it. And Trey, you said, there's there's pyramids around
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: the world, and there's even some in North America.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's quite a few. Uh, they're all is that
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: is that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, go ahead, they're they're more they're earth made,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: like a dirt work. But yeah, they're Louisiana, Mississippi all
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: the way up to Ohio. There's the there's I forgot
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: the name of it, but it's like a serpent uh
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: deal in Ohio that uh.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: And the sad thing is we don't really.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Know the full extent of what was done because as
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: you know, as typical of America, uh, when we were
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: building and moving west, you know, we just they just
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: looked at, oh, hey, that's a big pile of dirt.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Well, well we'll just destroy it and and give no
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: thought to the fact that it might have had some
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: ancient uh meaning or you know, and be sacred.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: That's a very American thing, it is. Uh, those those
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: southern piles of dirt that that were earth made pyramids
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: and may have had some ancient historical significance. Is that
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: is that just where Bucki's built all of its new locations,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: it's like pyramids and beaver nuggets.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, there, I can't remember.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: There's in eastern Louisiana and Mississippi there there are still
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: pyramids that again all have yeah a lot of times
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: or whether it be with the equinox or whatever have
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: or as astronomically aligned.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: But yeah, for and uh so they're they're all all
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: have meaning and they're all still being studied because for
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: many years we were just too stupid to go, hey,
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: that that's an interesting pyramid shape.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: It might mean something.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you're right, because I can just imagine, even
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: by today's standards, if we find a really well styled
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: pile of dirt, we we don't stop and think, most
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: of us, that there may be some significance to it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: There may not be a completely the natural thing. There
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: may be a reason behind it that we're just too
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: stupid to grasp now.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: But and also talking about the like kind of forbidden history,
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: because what it all it points to is the fact
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: that there were as a civilization before during the Ice Age,
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: before the Ice Age, somewhere in the twelve to twenty
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: five thousand years ago.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: And part of the reason that this upsets so many
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: people is because it messes with the timeline in the Bible.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what we're talking about? It it makes people
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: question some things.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, but also again like our knowledge of you know,
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: we we have forever thought the Greeks were basically founded
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: modern civilization, and now more and more we're finding.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: No, they didn't. They really just copied everything from a
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: previous civilization.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: But like, yeah, yeah, it turns out the Greeks were
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: not the Ogs. They were more than Millie Vanilli's of history.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: And this also, you know, it's not just a Christian
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: it has Jewish and Muslim implication too.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but religious across the board. Yeah, that makes sense.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Turkey with go Beckley Teppe, they have recently passed
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: the law basically saying yeah, we're not gonna allow any
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: more excavation or study of it beyond what's done for
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: another one hundred years.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: No, why really, Yeah, what are they hiding? That's a
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: great question, and they're not going to let us dig
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: to find out that's correct. Can we set aside the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: tariff war for a little bit. Can we just go
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: like going to Turkey and be like, what do you
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: have in there? Show us well way of all tariff stuff,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Let us dig a little bit, show us what's down there.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: It's not just Turkey, it's again, won't the Egyptians. The
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Egyptians have long they've been very selective and very restrictive
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: on you know what, They will allow people to study
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: in and around the pyramids and other parts of the
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: desert where people speculate there may be more and.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: The Egyptians may be geniuses. Because what do they do,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: What do they do to distract us from what may
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: be the truth? They pull out all these shiny artifacts
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: and dangle them in front of our faces and say,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: over here, over here, silly people, go look over here
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: at the shiny Ramsey statue. Look we found we found
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: King tot. Let's go look at this corpse. Blah blah blah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Never mind the alien civilization that's hiding at the base
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: of this pyramid. Do I have it about right? Yeah?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Pretty much?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, see I don't need fifteen seasons of ancient civilizations.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: I got it now. And then don't don't ever get
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: started on Antarctica.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: What's in antarctica? Tray? That's that's good. That's the question,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: is the question.
• 32:43
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• 33:43
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• 33:59
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• 34:03
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• 34:07
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• 34:18
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• 34:22
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• 34:27
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• 34:30
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• 34:33
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• 34:35
  Speaker 1: are the thing you want to do has already been done,
• 34:38
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• 34:41
  Speaker 1: on OnlyFans. Other birthdays today, Canadian pop star Lights is
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: thirty eight The Lights Seeings, Drive, My Soul, Drive My
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Soul and Toes, probably popular soundtrack on OnlyFans. Victoria's secret
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: model Alessandra Ambrosio turns forty four. Trey, you're a You're
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: a big trecky guy. I don't know how deep your
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: nerd goes, right. I like Star Wars. You like Star Wars,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: you love Star Trek. I like Star Trek. What are
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on Battlestar Galactica?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Which one.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Good question? I I the one with Tricia Helfer, who
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: played Blonde Cylon Number six on Battlestar Galactica. So I'm
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: guessing a newer version of battle Star Galacta.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've grew up.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't. I don't even know how many versions
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: of Battlestar Galactica. There are two? Oh okay, thank you.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Never really got into the REMA enjoyed grew up on
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: the uh, the original. I'm trying to think of the
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: guy's name it was on that, but.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: You know it was it was kind of a corny
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: sci fi show and in those days, but uh, it was.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: It was fun to watch. Never, it never really had
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: the storyline. I could never think of the of a
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: storyline that I was really that interested in remake. It's
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: not like where Star Wars was just kind of this
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: epic series Star Trek had. I mean, I really grab
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: more of the next generation than than the original Star Trek.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: But uh, that was kind of an.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Endless storyline. But Battlestar Galactose it was okay, Uh.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Jerry, you strike me as a Battlestar guy. I know
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a bit about both of them. Does that sound like
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: an accurate description that Trade just said, you know, Star
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Wars is more of an epic Star Trek I'm not
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: sure what is a saga. It's a saga that has tribles.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: So Battlestar Galactica, where does that fit?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: The original series was, like he said, it was, you know,
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: kind of corny, very episodic. You know, you could interchange
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: a lot of episodes with other episodes and not really
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: miss anything. The newer remake was much more grand in
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: the fact that it had an overarching storyline that they
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: were trying to get to and the end had a
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: nice twist with a big lesson that actually ties into
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: what we were talking about earlier, with civilization being older
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: than we all thought that it was.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Is the one is the one thing that Star Wars,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica have in common? Is it
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: basically just an excuse to have hot aliens?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I would say two out of three of those are
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: would be correct with that? Yes, which, uh, Star Trek
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and Battlestar that's the.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Hot aliens shows. Yes, you didn't you didn't like the
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You didn't like the the singing chick in with the
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: long lips in in Star Wars. Oh, in the Cantina. Yeah,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you didn't like the cantina singer with with the with
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the long lips and the I mean twiggy legs. She
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: was all right. I mean I was more of a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: like I did. I never got into I never got
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: into Battlestar Galactica. I was more of a I was
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: more of a Buck Rogers in the twenty fifth century Watcher.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: You know, Baty Beatty. That was a good show. Bitty
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: bitty bitty biddy. Yeah, that's a good show.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: But it's amazing.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: All of the shows most people would say, you know,
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: epics shows about space and space travel and everything else,
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: and you you just relegated them down to which one
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: has hot the hot alien chicks.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: That is not my fault. You blame Captain Kirk. He
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: was the one making out with every hot alien in
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: the In the Galaxy Star Trek did have a lot
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: of hot aliens hot humans.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I think Battle the newer Battle Star was much more
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: about how everyone looked, which, of course translates to how
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: do they? In other words, how do how do tribbles trip?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: There's too much for me.
• 39:53
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• 40:56
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• 41:03
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to work on mine.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Get you a ring light, buddy, I have one.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: I'm just it's I'm not gonna stand up to turn
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: it off and on.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Need to get a remote. This is the Treehouse Show.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: It is Fred Day, April eleven, twenty twenty five. Today
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: has already been a jam packed show. Talking about a
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: thirty five year old man pouring hot soup on his
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: sixty five year old girlfriend. Very wrong. We're bad, very bad.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Not only was that a bad thing to do, also
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: the way we made fun of it. Then we talked
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: about showtime furniture, which was truly eye opening. We also
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: went to the bottom of the ocean floor, talked about
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: underwater pyramids, its effect on civilization, and still not knowing
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: what the hell is in Antarctica, which I think we
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: all need to be a little more curious about.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: We've all said, why do all countries have research stations there?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: But their parts? No one will go, and they damn
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: sure won't allow anyone to look. What are they hiding?
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: I want to know.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I don't look at it this way. I don't think
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: it's fair that penguins have more knowledge about the Earth
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  Speaker 1: than me.
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  Speaker 4: Don't even think about whales.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Those were You get the idea Okay, So we also
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: talked a lot about Star Trek, a little bit of
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica because it was Tricia Helfer's fifty
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: first birthday and she played a Cylon in Battlestar Galactica. Whatever,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: but that did remind me of a story I saw
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: earlier this week. The world's first space hotel is supposedly
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: set to launch in the year twenty two one seven.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a long way away, but quick reminder,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty five, so that's only two years from now. Supposedly,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: this space hotel will orbit Earth with a bar, a
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: movie theater, a spa, and so much more. Are we
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: ready for a space hotel already? That is just what
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: we need. The Voyager Station promises a once in a
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: lifetime experience with stunning views of the Earth, luxury accommodations,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and unique amenities like a bar, movie theater, spa, and
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: a gym. All in space. Guests will enjoy artificial gravity,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: making their stay feel more like home, while indulging in
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: world class service and personalized experiences. Look, does it have
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: a Starbucks or not? I think that's the question on
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: everyone's mind.
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  Speaker 5: No, does Does that have some kind of shield or
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: force field, because you know, in case you haven't, don't know,
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: we've jumped up space kind of like we junked up
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: the Earth.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: That's true. We are a trashy, trashy species.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: We haven't been very good about bringing the old satellites
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: down and stuff we've left up there, so it's kind
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: of a minefield.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: It's pretty bad because even the world's richest man, Elon Musk,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: through his car in space. I mean, isn't that like
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the uber billionaire's equivalent to having your car on blocks
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: in the driveway.
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  Speaker 4: Kinda?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Isn't that thing on its way to Mars? Yeah? The
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: good news is this space hotel will not hit Elon
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Musk's roadster. That thing's too far away now. But if
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you want to stay at the world's first space hotel,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: which is set to launch in twenty twenty seven, and
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: enjoy the amenities like a bar, cinema, spa, a gym,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: it'll only cost you twenty five million dollars. Before you ask,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's per night.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it costs about ten thousand dollars per pound to
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: launch something into space.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. For twenty five million dollars. How
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: long of a stay you get? I don't even know
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: if it's all inclusive. It might be the European plan,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: So you got to pay for lunch and dinner. Check
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: in not before three pm, check out at eleven am.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Do not be late.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Where's the bell hop? Can I get some help with
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: my luggage? Are we really ready to go to space
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: for relaxation, because there is nothing about space that is
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: supposed to be relaxing. It is a constant death wish
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: going into space. Everything in space we cannot survive in
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: a normal way. It's meant to kill us. Do you
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: really think you're gonna get a good night's sleep on
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a space hotel?
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: All I know is every time it goes back past
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: the Iss those astronauts and a.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Go you mothers.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Enjoying our continental breakfast.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: We can't even get some god pudding.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Look at least at least we finally got those astronauts
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: down from there that were there much longer than they intended.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: H Just imagine if we were enjoying stays on the
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: space Hotel before they got brought back.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: Just just imagine when the guests of the space hotels
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: get just stuck up there for nine months.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, watching the Three Amigos for the
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: ninety fourth time, is it gonna Is it gonna have
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the same luster it originally had? I did also like
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: how I love how some people put things in a
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: like the ability to stay on a space hotel before
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: we've even gotten Grand Theft Auto six. We're gonna have
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: a space hotel before we get a good decent Star
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Wars movie. Oh man, which, by the way, we should
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: never be trusted with lightsabers if the technology ever exists.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what they're hiding in Antarctica. They know it's like,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: maybe there's actual lightsabers in Antarctica, and they know we
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: can't be trusted with them. Uzzies, yes, lightsabers, No, we're
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: far too dancers. We'll put a hole right in that
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: space hotel.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: That they got wookies down there, and they know some
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: white woman's gonna go down there and put a collar
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: and leasa on them and go.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: No one put a lid on it. No one on
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: the planet gets to know about this. You had a
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: big day, Trey, thank you very much, sir. Meanwhile, the
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: wookies are going like, hey did anyone ask for consent.
• 48:12
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• 48:23
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