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Hoppe 101! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.9.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. This woman in the WNBA. Let me see
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  if I can do it. Ariki Arika Ogin Bawalali. I'd
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  feel bad for the announcer of the WNBA arena
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  that has to say that name. Her battery charge
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  was dropped after allegedly punching a man in
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  the club. I never want to hear the WNBA talk
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  about, oh, we don't get paid enough or we don't
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  get equal rights. And then you get away with
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  abuse. When someone like, I don't know, one of
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  the NBA players do it, they get charged and they
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  get probation. But a woman did it. Oh, we're
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  going to drop the charges. Shut up. I think it's
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  absolutely... Absolutely ridiculous. How women
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  get away with beating up men. Taylor, Frankie,
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  Pog. This woman, it's hard to say her name, got
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  away with it. Do you see the problem? You want
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  equal rights, but when it comes to criminal charges,
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  then you're like, I'm good. I'm good. That's
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  hypocritical. That's funny. And she's frightening
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  in her mugshot. There is not an attractive bone
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  in that mugshot, which means she'll beat your
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  ass. And that's what she did. But charges got
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  dropped, so whatever. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. James
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  Harden, again. Enough of this. When it's all
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  said and done, James Harden will always be a
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  loser. Now, is James Harden a good player? Yeah.
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  Hall of Famer. But everybody makes the Hall of
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  Fame. If it was baseball, he might not make it.
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  James Harden, when you need him to win a game,
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  hey, James, you're making all the hundreds of
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  millions. Time to win a game. It's almost like
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  he wants the offseason to end just so that he
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  can go bang those women on his yacht. Last night,
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  he went three for 13. 0 for 4 from 3, but made
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  4 -3. 4 -3. free throws. And the thing is, there's
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  a plus and minus, which means when you're on
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  the court, were you up 15 points or down 15 points?
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  They were losing by 15 points when he was on
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  the court. Man, James Harden has all the talent
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  in the world, but once the NBA kind of started
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  to crack down on flopping, he got exposed. He'll
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  always be a loser. You're a loser, Harden. You
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  can't do that. You always choke. It's insane.
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  It's insane. You always choke. I don't know if
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  he just doesn't care. I'd be embarrassed. All
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  that dude does is choke. Donovan Mitchell, I
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  mean, man, that dude can't get out of the second
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  round either. Mm -hmm. Another side check right
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  here. Mm -hmm. We all know that Justin Bieber
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  had a hard time choosing between Selena Gomez,
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  who's true wifey material, and Hailey, who's
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  a side chick, and dreamed of marrying him. She
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  has no talent. Besides being born into nepotism,
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  she should join the FLZ morning show. Well, there
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  she is, talking about the judgment she receives
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  from people. You've been famous for a long time.
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  You have been famous... You've been famous for
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  about 10 years, honey. Or... Who in 2012 was
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  like, oh yeah, Hailey, babe. The family that
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  you came from, the person that you married, now
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  as a founder and a businesswoman in your own
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  right, like, I'm curious if it... Oh yeah, she
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  totally got the business up and running because
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  of her talent, not because of her name and who
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  she's having sex with. Ever feels... harmful
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  or beneficial, like both sides of the coin, to
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  have all of that history kind of be out there
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  and have people know your story in that way.
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  I just think being in this position in general.
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  Yeah, people know that she ruined a relationship
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  so she could get to the top. Heaven forbid we
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  know the truth about these morons. That's the
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  problem with the feministic movement is sometimes
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  women try to excuse cheating. She's a bust down.
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  Girl, there's a lot of judgment. You know, and
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  I think that when you're trying to figure out
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  who you are on such a big scale in front of so
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  many different people. Yeah, I'm like, do I want
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  to marry him? We'll be in a lovely relationship.
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  He'll probably be big and sexy red. But hey,
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  I got to get out of it. I got something out of
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  it. People, it feels really restricting to be
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  able to like Yeah, you know, you always got to
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  be careful. I've hung around relationships, that's
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  starting a radio, where literally it's began
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  an infidelity and the timetable is always interesting.
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  Yeah, it's hard to like grow and you're like,
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  yeah, I was banging him. He was banging Selena's
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  grumpiness. Yeah. And have that constantly be
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  looked at in a microscope. I'm really uncomfortable
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  a lot of the time in interviews. Please stop
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  bringing up that I'm a side chick. I want to
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  be credible, even though I don't have a credible
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  bone in my body. Because I find that my words
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  get twisted or, you know, things get totally
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  misconstrued and then it makes me want to, like,
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  close off. You should close off. Yeah, nine.
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  Not that interesting. Diana Rossini's son is
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  named Mike, but it's named after her brother.
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  Not the guy she banged for seven years. Especially
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  while she was pregnant. So here's a clip about
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  what's going on with Mike Grable and Diana Rossini.
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  It's wild out there. They've lost their mind.
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  Well, and Diana Rossini took a private boat trip
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  together in 2021. I always wondered, because
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  I worked in morning radio, so she didn't know
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  my phone at the time. I always wondered what
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  the wife's doing at home, knowing that they're
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  inside of another woman. Like, oh, whatever.
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  I'm going to have someone get inside of me. While
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  the NFL insider was pregnant with her first child,
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  TMZ Sports obtained all the information surrounding
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  this. It went down in Putnam County, Tennessee.
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  And they held onto these pictures for a long
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  time, man. In June 2021, while Vrabel was the
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  head coach of the Tennessee Titans, and Rossini
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  was one of the most prominent NFL insiders in
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  the game. Oh yeah, she was definitely letting
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  people inside her. Now, the two, we are told,
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  did not want to have their pictures taken Duh,
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  they don't want to get caught. Mm -hmm. Wow,
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  breaking news. Throughout the entire trip, Vrabel
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  agreed to take a picture with the crew. Rossini
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  elected not to. Yeah, because you're hiding.
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  Because you're a sidekick. So how do you know
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  this even happened? Well, we actually obtained
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  documents that show Vrabel and Rossini signed
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  off on a safety waiver to make sure everything
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  was going to be okay with that. Oh, yeah. Now,
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  later... That summer, Rossini actually welcomed
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  her first child with Kevin Goldschmidt. I am
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  totally Kevin's kid. I'd get a paternity test.
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  Her husband and, of course, you don't want to
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  be like the Gold Digger song. 18 years. At the
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  time, Grable was married to his wife, Jen. They
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  got, oh yeah, Jen's so proud of him. Hitched
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  back in 19... Oh yeah, she's the washed up hag
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  at this point. Unfortunately, that's how he views
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  her. I think she's hot, but. Now, we are told
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  there was actually no PDA whatsoever throughout
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  this entire trip, and they actually appeared
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  very platonic, which. Oh yeah, because they're
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  not going to bang it public behind closed doors,
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  though. You know he plows. That is not what you
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  can say about some other pictures of them together
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  over the years. I'm so sick of talking about
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  them. I am here doing it. So I'm contributing
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  to the problem. How stupid is Kodak Black? How
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  much of a moron is Kodak Black? You literally
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  get pardoned by the president. Now, is there
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  a chance that he can be pardoned again? Of course.
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  But you literally get pardoned. And then you
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  go out and you commit that crime again. You're
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  stupid! What in your career is so average? You're
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  an idiot! Oh wow, I've been recording for 11
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  minutes and 11 seconds at 11, 11 a .m. Alright,
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  here's the news clip. Serious legal trouble after
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  cops say they found MDMA and tens of thousands
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  of dollars in cash. Hell yeah! It says, you know,
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  Kodak Black doing ecstasy! A Florida bus tied
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  to the wrapper. Here's what's going on. According
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  to an arrest affidavit obtained by TMZ, Orlando
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  police officers discovered a pink bag can you
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  imagine in that moment when you're uh black and
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  you're like i think i might be in trouble again
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  you know there's like a weird before and after
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  moment whenever you're in whenever you're involved
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  with the cops where you're like remember when
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  i thought i had problems in my head now i'm dealing
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  with the pigs $37 ,000 in cash and documents
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  with Kodak's legal name Bill Capri during a November
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  car bust. I love that. Kodak Black's name is
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  Bill Capri. Investigators also claim the bag
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  matched when one Kodak appeared to show off on
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  Instagram days earlier. What a moron. You got
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  too comfortable, dude. Now, I'm not saying the
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  president's not going to pardon you, but you're
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  stupid. Did you ever look at Kodak Black and
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  go, oh yeah, he's a real genius. He's a rocket
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  scientist. Did Kodak Black... One second here.
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  Did Kodak Black... This is how I'm going to judge
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  him. Graduate high school. Wow, he graduated
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  with his GED. I often say, if you didn't graduate
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  high school, you're an idiot. It's easy. They
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  want to get you the fuck out of there. So he
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  got his GED. How are you that stupid? Mm -hmm.
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  Cops say they found a distinct gun -shaped lighter
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  in the bag that Kodak also appeared to flaunt
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  on social media. He was just asking to get caught.
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  Mm -hmm. A psychologist would call that self
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  -sabotage. oh yeah hey maybe i saw it on a channel
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  for once maybe it's because i slept in for i
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  don't know 10 hours went to bed at midnight i
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  want to thank everybody At the MJ Morning Show
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  for the opportunity to fill in for Andrew. Man,
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  I don't know if I'm built for mornings anymore,
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  man. I like sleeping in. Although, if I was offered
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  happy hour in the morning, you better believe
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  I'd be there. But I'm the same, man. MJ does
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  that show without any freaking caffeine. I sleep
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  in till 10 and I need caffeine. He's a legend.
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  Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep begins
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  now. A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome
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  to Happy Power. Door is closing. Hi, this is
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  Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy
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  Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's going
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  to start. Okay, well, hit it. All right. And
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  now for something completely different. Hoppy
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  Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. I feel like myself
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  for once. Mm -hmm. This is Hoppy Hour. I am your
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  host, Ryan Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856
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  You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
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  101, okay? Cool. It'll be a good time. Yep. Turn
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  your speakers up. Happy hour. Live from the bird
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  worldwide, huh? 6ix9ine riding in the booth,
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  that's facts. Big mic, big voice, little gray
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  cat. Luna on the counter when he plans a show.
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  She purrs, he rants, then the cameras roll. Let's
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  go. From St. Pete's stand to the Tokyo lights,
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  they tune in when he talk about love and fights.
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  He say, fellas, breathe before you press in.
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  A pretty face don't mean she a long -term friend.
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  She love your status, not your soul Protect your
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  heart, protect your phone Mr. Hoppy 101 Game
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  on and for everyone If she chase clout, boy,
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  you run If she chase clout, boy, you run She
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  ask what she want when the lights low Is it you
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  or the angle on the front row post? If every
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  night you just filming her spin But she crop
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  your face. Uh -huh. Bumbo somehow ends in fame.
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  Oh, yeah. In the game, that's game. He talks,
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  sex, talk, trust, talk, trust again. Respect
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  or no, that's rule number 10. But if a yes always
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  start with who that. She with the crowd, not
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  you, I swear. It's that Hoppy 101. Passing session,
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  don't be dumb. She love your status, not your
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  soul. 8 -5 -6. Protect your heart, protect your
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  soul. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You tweeted
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  me at RyanHobbyRadio. Always email me, RyanHobbyRadio
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  at gmail .com. You don't want to be around a
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  woman that vanishes when you don't have as much
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  money. She's a cloud chaser. Hell yeah, I'm back
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  with my energy, man. Not going to say I didn't
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  have a panic attack last night. I don't even
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  know who won the Spurs game. Who won the Spurs
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  game? Did Wemby come in and do his thing? Oh,
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  the table is lost. No. Running from Minnesota.
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  All right. I'm having a real talk with you guys.
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  A six foot nine, 32 year old. I've been so great
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  being tall, Hoppy. Yeah, with my constant back
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  pain. Man, fuck that. But in all sincerity, I
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  do have one thing I want to say. Don't fall in
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  love. I'm telling you. Don't. And love. When
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  you fall in love, you know what happens? Unless
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  you're gonna, ideally, you're with the person
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  until they die. All relationships end. But ideally,
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  you don't even hear it. I'm flicking his paper
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  around the room. So passionate about it. When
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  you fall in love, love is literally a Do you
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  want to go through that withdrawal? The, um,
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  I don't know what the word is. You know when
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  it hits your same receptors as drugs? Like the
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  two breakups I've been through. I was crying
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  like a little baby. Oh, I was. You know what
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  else I was doing? Going through withdrawal. I
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  lost weight. I always said. Best way to lose
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  weight is go through a traumatic heartbreak.
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  Wonderful. You'll look like a hunk in two days.
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  Now, I am not against the idea of love. But you
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  gotta be careful. Because men, we can fall in
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  love. We're protectors. We're Papa Bear Energy.
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  As the hot -ass women call it, daddy energy.
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  We're daddy energy. We care. I mean, I'm not
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  going to be a dad in life, but there's people
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  I take under my wing. I try to take care of.
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  I hammer and hank at my boy, Nick. I try to be
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  a good person at times. Here's the thing, ladies
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  and gentlemen. Boys and girls, is women can move
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  on from men just like that. They can be like,
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  oh, whatever. Us men, it's not that we're obsessive,
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  but we're obsessive! And what we mean by that
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  is the idea of our former girl hooking up with
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  someone else drives us nuts! We lose our mind!
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  We go, whoa, what are we doing here? How did
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  she go from riding me to Shut down on her. It's
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  a lot. Men, all the toxic ones are like, oh my
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  god. That's the thing. It's okay to love someone.
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  But when you say it over and over, you're giving
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  it power. Oh yeah, this music makes you go topless
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  in the club, right Landis? I don't really feel
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  like doing Javier 101 today. I'm just telling
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  you. I was even telling my cousin this week.
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  He got a hot -ass girlfriend. I was like, dude,
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  you gotta be careful. Don't do what I did, which
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  is fall in love with the idea of somebody. I've
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  even respected people in radio like Galta and
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  Rover. The idea of what I thought they were is
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  men. It's literally a heartbreak. When you think
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  you know somebody and then you're proven wrong
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  and then you ignore all the red flags. Isn't
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  that good? Not a smart choice. All right. That's
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  happy 101. All right. Whatever. I'm not doing
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  the morning radio schedule until they say, hey,
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  Ryan, can you do it for two weeks? And I go,
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  okay. Eight, five, six, 49 happy. I don't know.
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  I'm just not built for mornings anymore, man.
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  I love radio. I'm a defendant of radio. But it's
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  just like, are there going to be new talents
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  coming up? Are they going to start growing talent?
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  I have a story for you about the state of radio.
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  It's not a very good story. It's nothing that
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  happens at work. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo, static
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  crackles be on the air Spilling radio secrets,
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  man, he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons
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  in pairs DJ Drama, he's the one who dares Program
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  directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists
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  rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,
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  they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than
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  the bass line Boom. So I was talking to somebody.
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  And they were like, this made me so sad for radio.
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  They were talking about how they were trying
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  to describe to their son what morning radio is
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  like. And how big it was back in the day. And
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  it still is. And it's the prime job you want.
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  And that person's son. You know what the son
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  said? Is morning radio similar to the Bobby Lee,
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  Andrew Santino podcast, Bad Friends? No. It's
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  better than those hacks. That bothers me. Radio.
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  I think it's time you start, I don't know, growing
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  talent. Because that's a problem. When people
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  think of that podcast as an example of what morning
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  radio might be similar to, Which, we're going
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  to be honest here, all podcasts is nothing more
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  and nothing less than the Opie and Anthony show.
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  Or a copycat of Joe Rogan. Because it's all the
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  same thing. I try to do something different.
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  I had this hot ass woman on LinkedIn that's all
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  the podcast consultants. She reached out to me
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  and she's like, I want to interview you on my
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  podcast. First of all, I don't think they've
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  ever even listened to my show. They just see
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  that I have a little bit of clout. And then I
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  told her I don't do video, blah, blah, blah.
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  And then I didn't hear it back. Yeah, you don't
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  always need to be on camera. Every freaking podcast
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  is all the same thing. And it's okay if you want
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  to do it, that's fine. But you got the little
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  certain... microphone stand, and it's like kind
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  of a copy of Joe Budden. Everyone's got the couch.
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  Everyone's got the freaking thing where they
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  got the camera that goes to the person when they're
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  talking, and they're talking about life. And
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  then they're doing a thing where it's like, oh,
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  we're trying to be like a mix of Joe Rogan and
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  Impulsive by Logan Paul. It's crazy. You could
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  go up to a millennial. And there's a better chance
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  that I'm saying they have a podcast than them
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  being in a relationship. I don't even want to.
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  It's not that I really don't have a problem with
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  podcasts. I'm not one of those guys. I don't
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  want to be like Howard Stern where I'm in radio
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  and I'm bitching about it. It is your right to
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  have a podcast. I don't care. But I have some
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  originality. Do something original for once in
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  your life. I don't know. I just grew up where
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  there were very few options. It was like Opie
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  and Anthony, Howard Stern, and Chicago's local
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  guys like Eddie Jovo, Manco, Brandmer. And how
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  quickly radio just like said, oh, we're just
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  going to keep rehashing the same five names from
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  the 90s. That's why I work very hard. I don't
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  take days off. Sunday is kind of a day off, you
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  know. But even Sunday, I'm planning for my show
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  on Monday. I do this to entertain you. The greatest
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  compliment I ever get is when people tell me
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  that this show entertains them while they're
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  stuck in traffic. Stuck in gridlock? Let Hoppy
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  Hour be your escape from the brake lights. I
• 26:17
  had the weirdest... freaking Friday morning I've
• 26:23
  ever had. So weird. So, working on the MJ Morning
• 26:33
  Show, there's a lot of work that goes in between
• 26:37
  the 5 to 6 a .m. hour. Once you get to the hour
• 26:42
  and a half of nonstop MJ, it's pretty chill.
• 26:45
  But there's a lot of audio that has to get imported.
• 26:48
  I have to make sure all the commercials are in
• 26:50
  for it. So there's a lot of work. I would say
• 26:54
  5 to 7 .30 is a marathon. And then the rest of
• 26:57
  the show, by 8 .30, you're chilling. But I love
• 26:59
  doing it. I wouldn't get up if I didn't want
• 27:01
  to do it. I remember when MJ was on the other
• 27:05
  radio station and on the iHeartRadio app. When
• 27:07
  it first came out, they had the replay channel.
• 27:10
  And I used to listen to him in high school. Him,
• 27:12
  Rover, unfortunately, Lux and Terry, very fortunately,
• 27:16
  good guys, Bobby Bones. Remember when the iHeart
• 27:18
  app like 15 years ago had to replay channels?
• 27:21
  Yeah. So it's very surreal that I know MJ and
• 27:27
  I also know Todd off the mic. The thing I respect
• 27:33
  about MJ is that he knows what he wants and that
• 27:37
  he truly cares about entertaining people. But
• 27:42
  Friday morning, I was mad that I had missed a
• 27:45
  lot of the NBA playoffs because a lot of these
• 27:47
  West Coast games, especially now that they're
• 27:50
  on Amazon, they begin at like 11 o 'clock. And
• 27:54
  sometimes I have this ADHD overthinking thing
• 27:56
  where I go, you know what? I need to have only
• 28:00
  cartoons on to go to bed. I'm going to be too
• 28:03
  hyper to watch sports. Having NBA on compared
• 28:06
  to the NFL is two different things. So here's
• 28:13
  the thing. When you're watching the NFL, you
• 28:15
  don't want to miss any of the first downs. So.
• 28:23
  With the NBA, you can have it on while you're
• 28:27
  sleeping. So I had the NBA on while I was sleeping.
• 28:35
  And I kept checking in and seeing that the Oklahoma
• 28:39
  City Thunder were winning. So, usually if you
• 28:47
  watch the game on Hulu, because I don't have
• 28:49
  YouTube TV, I'm not paying $95 a month, I go,
• 28:52
  fuck yourself! No. I pay for Hulu, although it
• 28:57
  took the $30 out of my account, but it comes
• 29:00
  with, on Friday, it comes with ESPN, Disney,
• 29:03
  blah, blah, blah. And then I have my mom's Amazon
• 29:07
  account, and that has NBA on it, and then Peacock
• 29:09
  does. And, uh... When you watch it on Hulu or
• 29:14
  Peacock, when the game's over, it goes to the
• 29:19
  screen. Well, for Apple TV, it's downtown LA,
• 29:22
  but if it's Roku, it's that city in Roku. I want
• 29:25
  to do radio in that city that the wallpaper shows.
• 29:27
  It looks interesting with the dinosaur and everything.
• 29:30
  If you have a Roku TV, you know what I mean.
• 29:35
  But here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 29:38
  and girls. is the fact that when you watch the
• 29:45
  NBA and Amazon Prime, Amazon, when the game's
• 29:48
  over with, doesn't go to the skyscraper screensavers.
• 29:53
  It does this thing where it decides to start
• 29:56
  showing you other sports that are live probably
• 29:59
  on the other side of the planet. Didn't know
• 30:01
  it would do this. So, I wake up to, I don't dislike
• 30:10
  cops. But I'm not a big fan of cops. Okay? They're
• 30:17
  okay. But I would prefer them not be in my parking
• 30:20
  lot. So at 3 .30 a .m., I have my cat purring
• 30:25
  on me. And sometimes if I get up too early, then
• 30:31
  I'm just like exhausted. So I was trying to force
• 30:34
  myself to sleep till about 4 .30, and it ended
• 30:37
  up being 4 .45. But on my Amazon TV is HBO. No,
• 30:45
  not HBO. I'm like, what the fuck is HBO? It was
• 30:49
  handball league. And the announcers were like
• 30:52
  all excited. It was the craziest thing I've ever
• 30:56
  seen. I'm like, I didn't even know. I'm like
• 30:59
  having to ask Alexa. Alexa, what is handball
• 31:02
  league? So I have handball league on my TV. I'm
• 31:10
  going to try to do the audio of what I was hearing.
• 31:12
  So I have handball league on my TV. Then I hear
• 31:17
  cops in my parking lot. Over and over. It was
• 31:28
  the first siren over and over. This. This. I'm
• 31:36
  like, what planet am I in? What the fuck is going
• 31:40
  on? I guess there is a couple in my apartment
• 31:43
  that always want to argue at 2 a .m. because
• 31:46
  that's the best time to have arguments. That's
• 31:50
  when the arguments have the most impact. So there's
• 31:56
  a cop going over and over. And a sport I've never
• 32:01
  seen is on my TV. I'm like, what's going on?
• 32:06
  It's very strange. My girl Luna kept me safe.
• 32:11
  Oh, she laid on me. Oh, she's a goody butt. Mm
• 32:16
  -hmm. It's going to sound weird when I say she's
• 32:20
  the... I don't want to say my longest relationship
• 32:22
  because I'm not dating my kid. But I would say
• 32:25
  it's the longest I've, you know, had a female
• 32:29
  in my life. My love. All right, enough of that.
• 32:34
  856 -49 -HOPPY. And you know what always happens?
• 32:41
  I am not a celebrity. I don't even take myself
• 32:44
  too seriously. I do a little bit. But you know
• 32:46
  what I mean. But you know when I get recognized?
• 32:51
  Never when I'm on the first date with the highest
• 32:54
  woman. No. It's always when I've worked on a
• 33:00
  certain morning radio show. If it was Robert
• 33:03
  or Kelton. Or what else are there? Palladins,
• 33:08
  Hackass, or MJ. Everybody wants to talk to me
• 33:13
  about my job. And that's fine. But I'm cranky.
• 33:18
  And I'm tired. Being bipolar is not fun. When
• 33:23
  you're tired, you're cranky. If being bipolar
• 33:29
  and having ADHD was a radio show, it would be
• 33:32
  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And then it's usually
• 33:35
  Calta listeners. They're like, what's Mike like
• 33:40
  in person? A douchebag. He sucks. He's quite
• 33:44
  the Tampa radio marriage expert, by the way,
• 33:47
  from what I'm hearing. Yeah, that's who I want
• 33:52
  to go to for marriage advice is Michael Calta.
• 33:56
  Yeah, he's an expert on marriage. Everybody always
• 34:02
  wants to talk to me when I'm tired. I'm like,
• 34:04
  leave me alone. Please, I'm tired. I've been
• 34:07
  up 10 hours. And I don't take naps, so I just
• 34:10
  suffer through the day. Please stop. But I'm
• 34:15
  also flattered that people want to talk to me.
• 34:16
  I don't want to get that out of there. I don't
• 34:17
  want you to think I don't. I don't want you to
• 34:20
  think I don't care. I do appreciate it. It's
• 34:23
  like, oh my God, I'm so tired. I'm tired. I'm
• 34:26
  tired. I'm not tired right now. Slept 10 hours.
• 34:32
  They hit the pen. I don't understand this rule
• 34:38
  that we have in Florida. Why is it illegal for
• 34:42
  bicyclists to be on the sidewalk when no one
• 34:48
  is ever on the sidewalk? And even if there was
• 34:55
  somebody on the sidewalk, they could, I don't
• 34:57
  know, move over. I don't understand for the life
• 35:05
  of me why people just want to be on their stupid
• 35:09
  e -bikes in the middle of the road during rush
• 35:13
  hour. And then you see on some of the local news,
• 35:15
  oh, I hate when this happens. E -biker dies during
• 35:19
  traffic. Yeah, it was in the road. And the idiot
• 35:23
  driving was probably texting and driving. Have
• 35:27
  we lost our minds? Have we gone insane? I mean,
• 35:31
  I know the answer. We have gone insane. You know
• 35:34
  what I mean? There's something in the water.
• 35:37
  I don't know if it's our pedophile orange piece
• 35:40
  of garbage president raising the gas prices by
• 35:42
  starting a war he didn't need to start so that
• 35:44
  people forgot about the Epstein files. But there's
• 35:47
  something in the water, man. This ain't it, dog.
• 35:51
  This ain't it. And then I love when I'm at Calvary's.
• 35:57
  And people are just like, Don't want to watch
• 35:59
  their dogs. They're like, I'm going to set up
• 36:02
  my huge computer set up here. I'm going to play
• 36:06
  video games. And you're going to have to deal
• 36:09
  with my little douchebag chihuahua. Yeah. Do
• 36:14
  you have any credibility? Do you have any concept
• 36:18
  that you're looking like a douchebag? I often
• 36:24
  say. If you don't have control of your dog in
• 36:27
  public, I would love to see what it's like behind
• 36:31
  closed doors. That means you are stamping for
• 36:35
  that dog. I bet you don't pick up the dog crap
• 36:38
  either. You're not doing anything. You're an
• 36:41
  idiot. Awesome. You know what's the best feeling
• 36:46
  ever? It's when you've been up all day and laying
• 36:50
  down for the first time. You could literally
• 36:53
  be laying on the most uncomfortable bed ever.
• 36:57
  But laying down for the first time. You could
• 37:03
  give me the best triple orgasm. I don't even
• 37:05
  know what that is. Of all time. But laying down
• 37:08
  for the first time is right there. That white
• 37:14
  loser Joe McCann that probably killed that Ashley
• 37:17
  Jenea influencer. He makes all white men look
• 37:23
  bad. He's a loser. Well, yeah, he's going to
• 37:27
  return to America. Good. He's wondering why the
• 37:30
  family doesn't want to talk to him. Probably
• 37:31
  because you killed their daughter, dude. Milli
• 37:35
  Vanilli's ex -wife only has $50. And she wants
• 37:40
  to sell the Milli Vanilli merchandise. It's really
• 37:43
  funny how we're making songs now on AI. And you
• 37:48
  look back and it's like, we really, I wasn't
• 37:50
  alive for it. I might've been very young. I mean,
• 37:52
  a couple of years it happened. When did Milli
• 37:56
  Vanilli get caught? What year was that? 89, I
• 38:02
  was negative four. My parents hadn't even met
• 38:05
  yet. It's so funny how, let's say, 37 years in
• 38:10
  the future, all of a sudden, all the music's
• 38:13
  fake. They got screwed. Taylor Frankie Paul's
• 38:18
  Bachelorette is not on the ABC lineup this summer.
• 38:24
  Can you imagine all the cloud -chasing guys that
• 38:28
  wanted to get famous from it? That ain't gonna
• 38:31
  happen, bro. A Florida teacher was caught with
• 38:35
  fentanyl in his room. What a weird guy. Yeah!
• 38:41
  Frickin' idiot! Let's make Florida continually
• 38:44
  look bad! There is a new Spencer Pratt AI...
• 38:49
  Let me see here. Alright. You want to see the
• 38:57
  new Spencer Pratt is running for mayor of LA
• 39:00
  commercial? Well, you won't see it, but... It
• 39:03
  shows the destruction in L .A. Let me see if
• 39:06
  I can play it for you. Turns out it's a lot easier
• 39:10
  to fight fires when there's water in the reservoirs.
• 39:17
  So it shows L .A. All right, it's quite riveting
• 39:22
  on camera, but it's A .I. I mean, I don't really
• 39:25
  hate on people that use A .I. because I do. Sometimes
• 39:30
  it's like when it's AI audio, the AI audio to
• 39:33
  me is better than the AI video. The AI video
• 39:38
  ain't that done. So there was that thing they
• 39:42
  do in LA like once a month called Netflix is
• 39:44
  a joke, which it is. And all these comedians
• 39:49
  up there and supposedly Jon Stewart and Seth
• 39:52
  Rogen were saying, fuck Kanye there. How edgy?
• 39:59
  How frickin' innovative. Bad Bunny's Super Bowl
• 40:05
  halftime show got a ton of FCC complaints. People
• 40:10
  saying because some of the lyrics may have been
• 40:12
  a vulgar in his language. You don't even know
• 40:17
  what he's saying. Shut up. You're all racist
• 40:20
  morons. And D4VD's brother, David's brother,
• 40:26
  said, Who's trying to become an artist. He's
• 40:32
  mad that people are impersonating him online.
• 40:34
  I don't know what's more sad. D4VD's brother
• 40:39
  trying to be an artist. Or people impersonating
• 40:44
  him. It's both pathetic. It's embarrassing. And
• 40:48
  it's just not good. Here is everyone's favorite
• 40:53
  hooker. No, she's not a hooker. Alex, I heard
• 40:55
  y 'all talking about a date you went on. I bet
• 40:58
  she's never the problem. I told you guys I would
• 41:01
  give you a debrief of my date. It was only for
• 41:04
  us, so if you're the guy I went out with, just...
• 41:06
  She seems like she'd be so boring in bed. Scroll
• 41:09
  along. And I just want to preface by saying he
• 41:12
  was really nice, really sweet. This is not to
• 41:14
  bash him. Oh, yeah, that ain't good. When a woman
• 41:18
  says you're really sweet, that means she's as
• 41:21
  dry as the Sahara Desert. Just sharing my date
• 41:24
  experience. Some people have different preferences,
• 41:27
  and that's okay. So I would say probably one
• 41:30
  of the biggest things I'm attracted to in a guy
• 41:32
  is if he's a doer and his personality. Oh, yeah.
• 41:37
  Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what you loved about
• 41:39
  Brady, his personality. Mm -hmm. Can he make
• 41:43
  a plan, be efficient, like make me feel like
• 41:45
  I don't have to use my brain? Yeah, good, just
• 41:48
  stop it. I have conversations where it's like,
• 41:50
  it's just banter back and forth. So the date
• 41:53
  that he told me about was like, we're going to
• 41:56
  go to Malibu, we're going to drive around, walk
• 41:58
  on the beach. That's expensive. It's eight bucks
• 42:01
  an hour. Mm -hmm. Think about the price of gas.
• 42:06
  Driving around with Alex Errol costs more than
• 42:08
  getting her dinner. It might be the same. Get
• 42:11
  some food. He ended up being a little late. He
• 42:14
  picked me up at like 3. I had my little dress
• 42:16
  on. Yeah, looking like a hot piece of ass. And
• 42:19
  he, I think, was like hungry just like in the
• 42:21
  moment. So my dude, it's 3 o 'clock. He told
• 42:24
  me that he made dinner reservations for 7 .30.
• 42:28
  Which is four and a half hours later, five hours
• 42:30
  from when he was planning to pick me up. And
• 42:32
  I'm like, what are we going to do for five hours?
• 42:34
  We can fuck! So I was saying I had to be home
• 42:38
  at like 6 .30, 7. Oh yeah, he got the reservations
• 42:41
  for no reason. I've been late. I feel like it's
• 42:47
  a fair amount of time to assume you're going
• 42:49
  to be out on a date. I had other things to do
• 42:50
  that night. So he was like, okay, we can go to...
• 42:53
  Alright, boss. She's just the worst. Your dates
• 42:59
  aren't interesting. You're stupid. I am. We all
• 43:04
  know that Dan O 'Reilly is a woman beater. He's
• 43:07
  a moron. He makes all men look bad. Remember
• 43:11
  when he was attacking his wife? Mm -hmm. He got
• 43:15
  pressed about it by the Breakfast Club. On camera.
• 43:20
  It's happened, don't it? Oh, it's happened? And
• 43:22
  that's why you always... I wonder when they haven't
• 43:24
  been treated the same way. You know what's funny
• 43:26
  is that... What's so funny about that situation,
• 43:29
  Dana? It's not funny, but I used to say that
• 43:33
  you don't recover from those. Those are... Unless
• 43:35
  you're on the UFC. Those are ones you don't recover
• 43:38
  from. But you did. I did. Do you think being
• 43:41
  the boss protected you from consequences that
• 43:42
  employed... Of course it did, Dana! You scumbag!
• 43:47
  You look like a real life penis on your stupid
• 43:49
  bald head, but on a baseball cap. No, definitely
• 43:52
  not. No, definitely Dana, come on. Definitely
• 43:55
  not. You made the choice publicly not to excuse
• 43:58
  yourself from the brand. You chose publicly to
• 44:04
  not what? To excuse yourself or give yourself
• 44:05
  up. Listen, I got money to make. And I'm working
• 44:11
  with a bunch of woman beaters as it is. They
• 44:13
  don't care. The board of directors, there's other
• 44:16
  people that are involved that could have pushed
• 44:21
  for that. It's all about the money. But yeah,
• 44:26
  I think that he is not used to being asked about
• 44:30
  this. He's used to all the Logan Paul podcast
• 44:33
  kissing his ass. And obviously they think, too,
• 44:38
  it would have hurt the company more if I did
• 44:41
  step away. And you've disciplined fighters for
• 44:44
  public behavior that was unbecoming to the company.
• 44:46
  Hell yeah, sir. But before, right? Well, I mean,
• 44:50
  I'm probably the most lenient, you know. Yeah,
• 44:54
  because you do it in real life, you scumbag.
• 44:56
  Most lenient guy in sports when it comes to dealing
• 45:00
  with being up women. Because you don't care.
• 45:03
  You don't have any morals. whether it's free
• 45:07
  speech or bad things that happen. I'm in the
• 45:13
  fight business, not like I run Microsoft. He's
• 45:17
  telling us that it's okay to beat up a woman
• 45:20
  because he's in the fight business. You're a
• 45:23
  loser. You know what I mean? So what standard
• 45:27
  did you hold yourself to in that moment? Listen,
• 45:29
  obviously, that's not what... It was... What
• 45:35
  is it, Dana? You're always the man of the room.
• 45:41
  You always know what to say. Right now, you got
• 45:45
  nothing to say. Yeah, I mean, it's as bad as
• 45:51
  it could get. I mean, I hold myself... To what
• 45:56
  standard of getting away with being a blamming
• 46:00
  you moron? Never in a million years think that
• 46:03
  that was going to happen. And I say this all
• 46:05
  the time. What? Nobody knows you better than
• 46:07
  your kids do. And they think you're a failure.
• 46:11
  And, you know, your kids, whoever you really
• 46:15
  are, your kids see it. They hear it. And they
• 46:20
  know that daddy's a moron and he's stupid. I
• 46:25
  would not want him as a father. Oh, yeah. Speaking
• 46:31
  about father. Steve Harvey talking about how
• 46:36
  protective he was towards his daughter. But before
• 46:39
  we do that, I can't just talk about Steve Harvey
• 46:43
  without playing the intro to his radio show.
• 46:51
  It's a quieter version. Let me do this one. Y
• 46:59
  'all know what time it is. Suit on, lookin' like
• 47:07
  a dog, givin' a blow, dress like a million bucks,
• 47:11
  got things in its cup, y 'all tell me, who could
• 47:15
  it be, for Steve Harvey, yeah, yeah, listen to
• 47:19
  me, who could it be, for Steve Harvey, yeah,
• 47:23
  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:30
  I hate reality. Guaranteed human. Although the
• 48:02
  way we fire people is not very human. So here's
• 48:33
  Steve Harvey. My mom watches that family feud
• 48:37
  show. God, he's so unlikable. Shut up. You're
• 48:40
  annoying. I'm sure when I say that, people are
• 48:43
  like, you shut up, Bobby. You're annoying. At
• 48:46
  least I'm self -aware that I'm annoying. Here's
• 48:49
  Steve Harvey talking about when his daughter
• 48:51
  went to prom. This little boy was going to take
• 48:53
  my daughter to the junior prom. I said no. Marjorie
• 48:57
  said, Steve, she can go. Hell yeah, Steve. No
• 49:01
  wonder she's a bust down, you know. You had her
• 49:04
  set up like a prisoner. So a little boy came
• 49:07
  over to the house and I met him. And he was 16.
• 49:11
  I'm looking at him. And I hate him. You know,
• 49:14
  I hate him. I have nothing for him. I have nothing
• 49:16
  but pure hatred for this boy. I'm sure you're
• 49:19
  never in a problem. Your father, yeah! And here's
• 49:24
  Ryan Clark doing this podcast. That's a kiss
• 49:26
  ass. So you didn't know him? No, I didn't know
• 49:31
  him. You just hated him? Yeah, instant. Okay,
• 49:33
  respect. Instant. Like, like, like Folgers. I
• 49:37
  just need the hot water. This shit finna be coffee.
• 49:42
  So funny. We got the fake laughter patrol here.
• 49:48
  So I'm sitting here looking at this little boy.
• 49:50
  And so the... The junior prom ended at 10 p .m.
• 49:55
  And so I said, my man, what time the party over?
• 49:58
  He said, 10 o 'clock, sir. I said, OK, Lori has
• 50:03
  to be home by 10, 1030. He said, no, Mr. Harvey,
• 50:07
  hold on one second. He said, after party starts
• 50:10
  at 11. I said, yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
• 50:17
  Lori has to be home at 1030. He says, no, Mr.
• 50:20
  Harvey, but you misunderstand what I'm saying.
• 50:23
  I'm trying to have sex with your daughter. The
• 50:26
  after party is at 11 o 'clock. I said, yeah,
• 50:29
  okay, I got all that. I don't even hear from
• 50:32
  him. No wonder she doesn't like him. He's a controlling
• 50:34
  freak. Mm -hmm. This is so nauseating, this neon
• 50:40
  guy. He's trying to get on my nerves. All right,
• 50:43
  so that neon streamer. Said that him and Alabama
• 50:47
  Barker, they were eating like Indian food. God,
• 50:50
  you know, she's firing all night. They said that
• 50:53
  Alabama said that they would make a good couple.
• 50:57
  Wow. Wow. I'm going to be honest. Indian food
• 51:10
  is so freaking gross. I know there's somebody
• 51:15
  out there listening to this that doesn't like
• 51:18
  hearing it, but it's true. We make a pretty good
• 51:20
  team. We do. Teamwork makes the dream work. Is
• 51:24
  there water anywhere? You should drink some water,
• 51:28
  too. He's always doing this thing like he's doing
• 51:30
  too much, man. Because I've been there. I'm always
• 51:33
  doing too much. But he does this thing. Where
• 51:41
  you can't just like, you know, let the moment
• 51:42
  center. I think that's a good idea. There you
• 51:47
  go. Riveting stuff, isn't it? Isn't your life
• 51:51
  better off now that you know about it? Here's
• 51:54
  a woman talking about what it's like dating in
• 51:56
  your 50s. So here's what it's like to be single
• 51:59
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  talking about like working out just being a little
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  casually for a little bit it's super friendly
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  super nice and he's like can we be gym buddies
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  and i'm like yes This is so cool. Like, I'm going
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  You're a dummy. Fitness advice from this is going
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  is a virgin at all. Here she is talking about
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  I was like, I know. I gave it to you. That's
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  Now we're in garbage time in the show. Which
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  preppy. I think we've already played that on
• 1:00:56
  the show before. She gets annoying, too. She's
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• 1:01:20
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• 1:01:34
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• 1:01:58
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• 1:02:00
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  they were a girlfriend. They were a girlfriend.
• 1:02:03
  And you've openly talked about the group sex
• 1:02:05
  that you guys had to have. Oh, yeah. Well, that's
• 1:02:09
  what you're there for. You ain't there to be
• 1:02:12
  the count. So explain that whole scene to me.
• 1:02:16
  So that's all of the girlfriends and have. Yeah.
• 1:02:20
  Kind of like taking turns. And then the girls
• 1:02:23
  with him were kind of like. acting like they
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  were active with the other girls but not really
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  it would be like kind of silhouetted because
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  you'd have like these giant screens of like porn
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  weird scene and nobody liked it and everybody
• 1:02:47
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• 1:02:57
  like. I'm sure Holly Madison was so good and
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• 1:03:08
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• 1:03:11
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• 1:03:17
  as the main girlfriend, are you first? Are you
• 1:03:20
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• 1:03:23
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• 1:03:26
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• 1:03:29
  Yeah. You know, one night I might put a little
• 1:03:32
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• 1:03:35
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• 1:03:39
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• 1:03:42
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• 1:06:13
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• 1:06:49
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• 1:06:58
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  So whenever you listen to Hoppy Hour like you
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  are right now in the podcast description. It's
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  all of that. We're going to come back on Hoppy
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  Hour. Keep this party going and going. But let's
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  Hank Show with Henry Oakes and Ryan Hoppe on
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  Spotify by searching up Hammerin', H -A -M -M
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  -E -R -I -N, Hank Show, and check it out on his
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  like they are different. Believe me, we are.
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  Hi, this is Henry Oakes, but my buddies may have
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  known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as
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  slow when I started school. Come to find out
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  at the age of 12, The doctors decided I was autistic.
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  Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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  no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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  love, and learn to gain education and join the
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  workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
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  autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
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  don't with them work with them find out for yourself
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  that autism isn't a disease it's a condition
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  to find out more about autism please visit autism
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  speaks .org autism speaks it's time to listen
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  We'll be right back. Tryin' to say them gators,
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  well it's gon' blaze ya Nothin' that's gonna
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  save ya Bets on the streets, bets on the beats
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  If you wanna bounce, best bet, report to me My
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  city's shy town, where I put it down Ain't no
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  limit, droppin' beats bout a pound I falls out
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  a lot, cause you know I call the shots Stackin'
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  paper like them bacon sodas in the pot We got
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  the rimmin', we got the trouble We'll be right
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  back. We'll be right back. We'll see you next
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  time. So you're getting loose Don't be putting
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  no chasers in my drink I want two hot liggas,
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  pal Smoke, drank, smoke, drank Smoke, drank,
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  smoke, drank All on the earth, I don't even care
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  Speech all slurred, nothing in my cup Shit, it's
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  all good, now I'm hiding the motherfucker I'm
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  makin' up words Lookin' like men, I like them
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  light skin Two at a time, now I'm twinning twin
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  -twins Patronic Grey Goo, McElroy and Seagram's
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  Gin Stay together in my glass like they all best
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  friends I can't walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken
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  from the day to the dark People all for square,
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  but my goons don't pee This drink's on you, all
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  eyes on me And niggas with me drinkin' done Henny
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  mix with Remy Ma Party goin' all night, when
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  .net and there you can sign on. Mm -hmm. Hi,
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  we're gonna come back and I'll be out to keep
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  this party going. Hello again, it's your favorite
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  San Francisco DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look
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  normal, but the truth is, I have a condition
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  known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,
• 1:23:18
  not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,
• 1:23:22
  regardless of who they are. People with autism
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  normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal
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  communication skills, social interactions, and
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  leisure activities. In the recent study, people
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  with autism are less likely to have a job and
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  more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds
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  by having loving friends and family, having a
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  college education. I have even worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality
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  for many years. Always remember that people with
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  autism want the same things as you, to be happy
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  and successful, to Find out more about autism.
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  Please contact your local mental health center
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  or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink,
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  and I appreciate your kindness. The rhythm, oh
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  that's just so unfair All night fuzzin' but the
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  laughter's growin' dim Eardrums mixin' hoppy
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  like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts
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  hit the street But soon the sound will vanish
• 1:24:40
  like shadows in the heat The hoppy hour is comin'
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  to a close Radio waves fadin' like a wilton rose
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  Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air Oh, my
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  God. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to
• 1:25:36
  face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy
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  held the mic With humor so divine The void left
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  in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  speakers silenced I'm a -comin' to an end Like
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  a rollercoaster stoppin' Round a river's bend
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  Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now
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  silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind
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  So the Hoppy hour Laughter and joy, it's all
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  been in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh
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  life's just so unfair All the art, it's coming
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  to a close Radio and music, it's like a world
• 1:26:17
  to us Laughter and joy, it's all been in the
• 1:26:20
  air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just
• 1:26:22
  so unfair And like that, he's gone. He probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:26:47
  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little,
• 1:26:52
  and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 1:27:01
  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
• 1:27:25
  America. Door is closing.