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- 0:00Speaker 1: What is Dennis Dennis?
- 0:04Speaker 2: His wife is here Hawaii.
- 0:07Speaker 1: You're not real you like Tunker. That's a hologram. That's
- 0:11Speaker 1: you don't exist. That's a hologram.
- 0:12Speaker 2: You don't like Tucker. She has a normal size head,
- 0:15Speaker 2: which is cool.
- 0:15Speaker 1: No kidding, thank you, Carl.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Now I know why Dennis uh spends eighteen hours a
- 0:21Speaker 2: day here. Oh my god, my glasses cable dropped the mohawk.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Fu Oh my god, Oh my.
- 0:38Speaker 1: God, chemical attack because he likes radio. My god, you
- 0:43Speaker 1: just kicked the puppy because he likes radio.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Scorched the bridge. I love it. She didn't hear you.
- 1:00Speaker 3: No, open your door. You're good damage, Let it go.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Don't kick the dead body. Oh you got me sleeping.
- 1:18Speaker 1: I'm looking at these girls, and all of a sudden,
- 1:20Speaker 1: you dropping fucking shot of bourbon, now waving out of
- 1:23Speaker 1: your monsters, waving at us.
- 1:25Speaker 2: She's giving you the finger waving.
- 1:29Speaker 1: I cannot believe you did that, sleeping cherry Dennis.
- 1:33Speaker 2: It looks like a different speech. Do you want to
- 1:35Speaker 2: have any quarters.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Stopping I'm just stoppering, quarters hoping.
- 1:41Speaker 2: Now you're being a asshole. I know what you're doing.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Stop it now. Now you're out of line.
- 1:51Speaker 1: I've read out of quarter.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh, someone's making you bet in hell
- 2:00Speaker 2: right now? He just got the call right fuck? That
- 2:03Speaker 2: was good, good job.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Oh he'll come up with him every now.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Man, hope he is here and his show starts. Let right,
- 2:25Speaker 2: I love that song, may Pop. That was gonna commercial
- 2:31Speaker 2: la la what commercial? I don't know, but it was commercial.
- 2:35Speaker 2: I know Anthony Bourdain uses that as his theme song.
- 2:38Speaker 4: That's not his song, that's not his song for the
- 2:41Speaker 4: CNN show, for the promo.
- 2:44Speaker 2: All right, well, what ever, you're Cooper driving here today?
- 2:48Speaker 2: Did you really what a small little guy?
- 2:51Speaker 5: He's not small. He's in shacked iggy pop. Is seventy
- 3:01Speaker 5: years old today.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Oh he looks at too. You think he looks seventy
- 3:06Speaker 2: seventies since his thirties, Yeah, exactly. He rocks right about that.
- 3:09Speaker 2: It's like he was in a fire. No.
- 3:11Speaker 5: Now he's finally starting to look good for his age.
- 3:13Speaker 5: When he was thirty or forty, he looked like ship.
- 3:15Speaker 5: But now he looks good for seventy. I'll tell you
- 3:18Speaker 5: right now.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Moas huh.
- 3:19Speaker 6: He was Mona's father on p Pete True.
- 3:23Speaker 2: That was a huge show in the nineties. It wasn't
- 3:26Speaker 2: a huge show. It was a show. If I don't
- 3:28Speaker 2: know about it, it wasn't a huge show, right.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Anyone listening calling and tell Opie if that was a
- 3:32Speaker 4: huge show made Pete and Pete?
- 3:33Speaker 2: What made it a huge show?
- 3:36Speaker 4: For a younger generation, it was a huge show?
- 3:38Speaker 2: How yah? Can you tell me? He looks great? There?
- 3:41Speaker 2: That's seventy Bro's but he looks like he's on fire.
- 3:44Speaker 2: He needs to return. You're not even gonna You're not
- 3:46Speaker 2: even gonna be walking around at seventies.
- 3:48Speaker 1: I don't want him.
- 3:51Speaker 2: I like this fucking a nightmare. Your life is not
- 3:54Speaker 2: a nightmare.
- 3:55Speaker 5: You're on a fun radio show, you own a couple
- 3:57Speaker 5: of restaurants, You get to go on the Food Network,
- 4:00Speaker 5: you go on Guy Fieri's private jet from time to time.
- 4:03Speaker 2: And that is nice. How bad could it be? Yeah,
- 4:06Speaker 2: you're right, it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
- 4:09Speaker 5: Everyone just focused on the negativity and the and the bullshit.
- 4:12Speaker 2: You got a good life. I do see, but I'm
- 4:15Speaker 2: not happy. I still hate people. Why.
- 4:18Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 4:18Speaker 2: I enjoy is it in New Jersey? Is it really?
- 4:23Speaker 1: You know?
- 4:24Speaker 2: It's really making me angry?
- 4:25Speaker 7: What all my friends that leave here and move to
- 4:28Speaker 7: like places that I used to make fun of.
- 4:31Speaker 2: And living better lives, better lives than I do. Starting
- 4:35Speaker 2: to get to me much better lives.
- 4:39Speaker 5: I mean the Carolinas or something like my buddy, North
- 4:42Speaker 5: Carolina is a hot spot for people to move to,
- 4:45Speaker 5: and a lot moreland and in South Carolina building from
- 4:48Speaker 5: the coast in.
- 4:49Speaker 7: Right, yeah, my buddy, My buddy had a house in
- 4:51Speaker 7: my town. Three I don't know, three million dollar house. Right,
- 4:56Speaker 7: beautiful house, but.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Three million it doesn't you know what I mean. Like
- 5:00Speaker 2: it's a little bit. It's got a pool and everything,
- 5:01Speaker 2: but no big deal. He sold it.
- 5:04Speaker 7: They sold it right away because you know there's someone else.
- 5:06Speaker 7: There's someone always dumber than you, you know, so he
- 5:09Speaker 7: sold it right away. You bought a house on the
- 5:11Speaker 7: outskirts of Charleston. He has three hundred feet of frontage
- 5:14Speaker 7: on the water. Bought the house cash one point two million.
- 5:18Speaker 7: It looks like one of those rehabs that you go to,
- 5:21Speaker 7: Like it's got like outpaldings and things for the boat
- 5:25Speaker 7: and you could drive a rip.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Does they have the infinity pool? He has everything. Pool.
- 5:30Speaker 2: I mean, his deck looks like my house. The deck,
- 5:32Speaker 2: I mean, it's so beautiful.
- 5:33Speaker 1: He goes they have fire pits.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Oh you know me about fire.
- 5:39Speaker 7: But I'm just sitting there and I'm like, I'm like,
- 5:41Speaker 7: when is when are we going to stop stop and say,
- 5:43Speaker 7: guys stop robbing us, like these governments in the Northeast.
- 5:46Speaker 5: That's why, you know, everyone else could argue about lib
- 5:49Speaker 5: tards and all that shit and snowflakes, but we all
- 5:53Speaker 5: should be teaming up right and going after all of
- 5:57Speaker 5: them exactly, especially if you live in the trist area.
- 6:00Speaker 2: You realize how much you're getting fucked in the.
- 6:02Speaker 7: Other you live in Manhattan, proper, I do you're you're
- 6:06Speaker 7: you're getting killed on everything.
- 6:08Speaker 2: You pay over you overpaid for everything. Yeah, of course
- 6:11Speaker 2: I'll drink. It's ridiculous, of course.
- 6:15Speaker 5: And then I was just hanging out with my, uh,
- 6:18Speaker 5: my oldest friend, Buzzy went to the Yankees game thank
- 6:20Speaker 5: You to the ticket Lady with Charad and also Freddy
- 6:23Speaker 5: and uh and Buzzy was showing me some of the
- 6:26Speaker 5: things he did to his house down there outside Atlanta.
- 6:29Speaker 2: I'm like, what what it starts?
- 6:34Speaker 1: Today?
- 6:34Speaker 5: Kind of told me how much he paid for the house,
- 6:37Speaker 5: and and then uh, the you know, the renovations.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I'm like, what are we doing?
- 6:42Speaker 8: Right?
- 6:44Speaker 5: Is your family that cool? Because that's the thing that
- 6:47Speaker 5: keeps you around his family, not me. If it wasn't
- 6:50Speaker 5: for family, the smart it wasn't for family, most people
- 6:53Speaker 5: would realize then there's no other reason to be.
- 6:56Speaker 4: Around here, especially growing up on Long Island. Everybody you
- 7:00Speaker 4: it's like, well, my friends and my family are here.
- 7:02Speaker 4: I don't really want to write, but everyone wants to leave,
- 7:05Speaker 4: and everyone hates this area and it's so expensive. They
- 7:07Speaker 4: want to go, but it's your family and friends guilt
- 7:10Speaker 4: you into staying because they're miserable. They don't want you
- 7:12Speaker 4: to leave and have a better life, stay and be
- 7:15Speaker 4: miserable with us.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I tell this.
- 7:17Speaker 5: I tell people around the country through the radio show
- 7:19Speaker 5: what the average apartment costs in Manhattan.
- 7:23Speaker 2: It's up to a million dollars for one bedroom, easy,
- 7:25Speaker 2: one bedroom. But people cannot wrap their heads around that
- 7:30Speaker 2: when when they're listening from somewhere else.
- 7:32Speaker 5: But I don't think, and I think people eight hundred
- 7:34Speaker 5: thousand to a million, that's what people to them pay
- 7:37Speaker 5: for one fuck well.
- 7:38Speaker 2: One bedroom, that's all you have to say.
- 7:41Speaker 5: And then on top of it, it's shitty views, you know,
- 7:44Speaker 5: and nothing special like not getting outdoor space or any
- 7:48Speaker 5: of that crap.
- 7:48Speaker 7: No, I talked to millionaires, you know, people with million
- 7:50Speaker 7: dollar apartments that are literally eight hundred square feet, and
- 7:53Speaker 7: they're they're talking to me like we're at a bar,
- 7:55Speaker 7: and they're talking to me about like problems you have
- 7:57Speaker 7: in the projects.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Like, oh, they did some renovations downstairs.
- 8:01Speaker 7: My house full of roaches this month, and but this
- 8:03Speaker 7: and that, there's a mouse bit I wrap bit my dog.
- 8:06Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
- 8:08Speaker 5: But then you take that million dollars for one bedroom
- 8:10Speaker 5: in Manhattan and you get you get the fuck out
- 8:13Speaker 5: of this state, and then they are living like a king.
- 8:15Speaker 1: You could live a million dollars, you know what.
- 8:17Speaker 2: You can get everywhere else.
- 8:18Speaker 4: Well, my god, I've been looking at house stuff recently,
- 8:22Speaker 4: and I always was kind of fascinated with the Pacific
- 8:25Speaker 4: Northwest because it looks great. So you look in like
- 8:28Speaker 4: in Oregon and Washington and it's so expensive.
- 8:33Speaker 7: Yeah, to live in the Pacific Northwest, you have to
- 8:35Speaker 7: stay away from the major cities.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Those people are zombies.
- 8:39Speaker 4: But even if you are away from the cities, even
- 8:41Speaker 4: in Colorado, if you're not near Denver, a Boulder, you're
- 8:44Speaker 4: in other more sparse areas, but beautiful. You can get
- 8:49Speaker 4: a house that's two bedrooms in a bathroom for over
- 8:52Speaker 4: a million dollars.
- 8:53Speaker 2: It's just two bedrooms and a bathroom for a house. Right,
- 8:56Speaker 2: it's you can't live anywhere near the coast anymore.
- 8:59Speaker 4: Right, Carolinas were like the last area on the coast
- 9:02Speaker 4: that nobody.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Wanted to move to. Now they're building it all up,
- 9:05Speaker 2: so awesome. Well here we go. Now what did we do?
- 9:10Speaker 1: Here we go?
- 9:12Speaker 5: We got North Carolina to take it out. Phones are
- 9:15Speaker 5: let four of them are from North Carolina. A tour
- 9:18Speaker 5: saying stay the funk where you are.
- 9:20Speaker 2: One's chuck uh, well, and we got chuck, yeah, chuck.
- 9:25Speaker 2: What's going on?
- 9:27Speaker 9: Oh pe, I got the creaking news. We're fucking pool
- 9:30Speaker 9: down here. You don't no goddamn pissed off, sucking, pissed
- 9:39Speaker 9: off Yankee cooks down here, coming up, opening another goddamn restaurant.
- 9:43Speaker 9: That's all we got down here.
- 9:44Speaker 2: I'm coming fucking beer.
- 9:46Speaker 9: Beer people may opening them brewery and fucking I gotten.
- 9:51Speaker 2: The restaurants down here, fucking restaurants.
- 9:57Speaker 9: Alright, damn you if you want to move down there
- 9:59Speaker 9: on the coast, Yeah, they'll so they'll soak your ass
- 10:03Speaker 9: down there. I would imagine down there, I.
- 10:06Speaker 5: Would imagine real estate's going up in North Carolina because
- 10:08Speaker 5: now there's a roof, there's a nice demand for it.
- 10:11Speaker 9: Right, it is, it is, it's going up, right, And
- 10:15Speaker 9: I tell you what happens is, Yeah, get the fucking
- 10:17Speaker 9: people from up north. It's tired of all intacting and
- 10:21Speaker 9: getting sucked every time. They're tired of cold weather. Then
- 10:24Speaker 9: you get the goddamn people from Florida, it's tired of
- 10:28Speaker 9: goddamn hot weather. And all the goddamn foreigners down there,
- 10:32Speaker 9: they come and meet in the fucking middle in North
- 10:34Speaker 9: and South Carolina. Before you know it, we're we're the
- 10:37Speaker 9: goddamn minorities. I don't know how to do ship. We're
- 10:41Speaker 9: dumb rednecks. Everybody thinks we got bare food and we're bitbobral.
- 10:47Speaker 1: Ship.
- 10:52Speaker 9: You might want to take voice, you want to voice lessons?
- 10:56Speaker 9: What I mean about that?
- 10:57Speaker 2: Anyway?
- 10:58Speaker 5: Well, I mean you know, then you can trick you
- 11:00Speaker 5: know what I mean. Then they won't bother you. They'll
- 11:02Speaker 5: think you're up and up.
- 11:06Speaker 9: Well I'm I have people damn trying to buy property
- 11:09Speaker 9: off me. And yeah, you never see no tags from
- 11:12Speaker 9: North Carolina. It's Florida. Yeah, you get a lot of
- 11:15Speaker 9: New Jersey people down are wanting to move for.
- 11:17Speaker 5: Some trace, for some fucking reason, because they're being strangled
- 11:21Speaker 5: by taxi killing us.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Bro. I'm on my way down. I'm gonna go down.
- 11:26Speaker 9: The guys name cooking ship there, what's his name?
- 11:30Speaker 2: I don't know, Crams, guy Fier.
- 11:34Speaker 9: The guys on your show, The guys on your show,
- 11:36Speaker 9: got your restaurants.
- 11:37Speaker 5: Matt, Matt Cuban is right across from you.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up?
- 11:41Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 11:42Speaker 9: I mean, uh, people come down there and buy property
- 11:46Speaker 9: everywhere else. But it's just I don't know, y'all got
- 11:50Speaker 9: a lot of fucking stress up there. I ain't. Don't
- 11:52Speaker 9: want to be mad at everybody.
- 11:54Speaker 2: Dude, too much stress. It's a nightmare.
- 11:56Speaker 1: People are really you do it?
- 11:59Speaker 4: Man?
- 11:59Speaker 2: Are you in North Carolina? Are you in North Carol Yeah?
- 12:04Speaker 9: I live in western North Carolina in the Mountain.
- 12:06Speaker 7: My favorite barbecue in the whole country is in that state,
- 12:11Speaker 7: and it's Sam Jones and his father with the skylight
- 12:13Speaker 7: in Yeah, the best barbecue I've ever had.
- 12:17Speaker 2: I don't know, I have got barbecue. Yeah, I mean,
- 12:21Speaker 2: come on there, there's plenty of barbecues down there.
- 12:23Speaker 7: They're good Rochester shot that there is. Sam Jones doesn't get.
- 12:30Speaker 2: Whole.
- 12:30Speaker 9: Hawker took five hundred thousand dollars right, he came to
- 12:33Speaker 9: western North Carolina. Yeah, by you a good sized chunk
- 12:37Speaker 9: of property at a nice house.
- 12:39Speaker 8: We have it.
- 12:40Speaker 2: Man, I'm glad you're on the phone. People were worried
- 12:43Speaker 2: that you would. You know, we haven't heard from you
- 12:44Speaker 2: in a while. You all right, Yeah, I'm all right.
- 12:48Speaker 9: I'm just doing business and John makes some money and
- 12:51Speaker 9: keeping my wife halfy in just ship like.
- 12:59Speaker 2: We shit different day. Are you taking off for the
- 13:02Speaker 2: NBA playoffs?
- 13:04Speaker 9: No, I'm gonna lay love this year. I'm gonna down
- 13:07Speaker 9: watch them on TV.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Just stay at the house, okay, because we're talking.
- 13:11Speaker 9: I'll sell at the Mad Cuban my place up there
- 13:14Speaker 9: in the mountains. He wants it. He's a thousand square
- 13:18Speaker 9: feet I got nine thousand square feet story cabins. I
- 13:23Speaker 9: got a pool in a big old deck. Yell, you
- 13:25Speaker 9: can have a square dance on my bucking deck.
- 13:27Speaker 2: It's so many nine thousand.
- 13:28Speaker 7: Square foot cabin Yes, Holy, how great does that sound?
- 13:35Speaker 9: I got a barn and plenty of grassy fields trout stream.
- 13:40Speaker 2: I got.
- 13:41Speaker 9: I gotta see that pod. That's what we call that.
- 13:45Speaker 2: I see men pod.
- 13:47Speaker 10: That sounds nice, sounds real nice.
- 13:53Speaker 9: You can smoke marijuana on the deck and ship in
- 13:55Speaker 9: the front yard. Nobody drop plays almost them all along.
- 14:03Speaker 7: Damn what if something like that go for nine down
- 14:06Speaker 7: square feet of anything.
- 14:08Speaker 9: I could, I could probably get some millions that I
- 14:12Speaker 9: the property was left to meet when I when my
- 14:15Speaker 9: my grandfathers died, I got the property preaching. But I
- 14:19Speaker 9: built a big old place right because my wife. That's
- 14:21Speaker 9: what she fucking wanted.
- 14:24Speaker 5: That Kelly has arrived in New York City is a
- 14:26Speaker 5: mess today and we're discussing how you take your money
- 14:29Speaker 5: out of New York City and go somewhere else and
- 14:31Speaker 5: get much more for your money.
- 14:33Speaker 1: And by seven counties like exactly, you can still get slaves.
- 14:41Speaker 1: It's off the books. Same thing.
- 14:45Speaker 9: I walk in that right, go down there to Alabama,
- 14:54Speaker 9: by you a shilload the property and a big about
- 14:56Speaker 9: out and I have a ton of money left though.
- 14:59Speaker 1: That was a weight limit in the Olympics in ninety
- 15:02Speaker 1: six and the weightlifting competition shipload shiploads in the heavyweight
- 15:06Speaker 1: company in the heavyweight competition was a goddamn ship.
- 15:10Speaker 7: Damn shipload last time, last time, I was just for myself.
- 15:14Speaker 7: Last time I was down south, there was I was
- 15:16Speaker 7: in downtown Nashville right when this new.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Area called the Gulch.
- 15:20Speaker 7: There used to be nothing, and now it they call
- 15:22Speaker 7: it the Gulch, and it's full of fancy places.
- 15:24Speaker 11: I count.
- 15:25Speaker 7: The way that I count prosperity is by counting cranes, right,
- 15:29Speaker 7: So I count cranes, and that tells you the truth.
- 15:31Speaker 7: I counted nine cranes in downtown Nashville.
- 15:35Speaker 11: I was like, you know, high rise cranes. I'm like,
- 15:38Speaker 11: this city is booming.
- 15:40Speaker 1: In late in the late now, in the late seventies.
- 15:42Speaker 1: In Atlanta, the same thing. One of my best buddies
- 15:45Speaker 1: in life, God rest his soul. Every time we went
- 15:47Speaker 1: to fucking Atlanta, he would look at all these goddamn cranes,
- 15:51Speaker 1: I mean, and he just he'd get high and just
- 15:53Speaker 1: be fascinated with the back that the city was expanding
- 15:57Speaker 1: and moving.
- 15:57Speaker 2: Every counting the crane.
- 15:59Speaker 1: If I had a dollar for every time David Brothers
- 16:01Speaker 1: look at all these goddamn granes.
- 16:04Speaker 2: No, you don't see grains. It's New Jersey. That thing's
- 16:06Speaker 2: dying up the mine. There see a lot of Manhattan. Man,
- 16:09Speaker 2: we're not fucking slowing down. You're not building buildings on
- 16:13Speaker 2: top of buildings of this.
- 16:14Speaker 7: But as we as we move from a you know,
- 16:17Speaker 7: as we move this technology, I don't see.
- 16:20Speaker 2: And I talked to a lot of smart people. They're like, we.
- 16:22Speaker 7: Don't know how long the cities can sustain because everyone's
- 16:26Speaker 7: gonna realize sooner or later. Like all these people that
- 16:29Speaker 7: live here are all like tree hugging liberal you know,
- 16:33Speaker 7: eat this and eat baby tears, don't eat animals and ship.
- 16:36Speaker 2: They don't realize how polluted a city is.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Oh sure, you know what I mean, Like how much
- 16:41Speaker 1: you're going against this whole.
- 16:46Speaker 2: A green and living on thirty year stream?
- 16:51Speaker 1: What about what about people realize I don't know you're
- 16:54Speaker 1: going to be here. He told me you were not
- 16:56Speaker 1: coming yesterday. Oh more surprised.
- 17:03Speaker 2: We went out to dinner last night, I said.
- 17:04Speaker 1: As we were leaving, I'm like, oh god, goddamn food
- 17:07Speaker 1: was so good. I said, ah, I just figured out
- 17:09Speaker 1: in the morning. So I figured out, you know, he
- 17:12Speaker 1: does have ship to do. I always feel bad that
- 17:14Speaker 1: you're in here. I kind of felt bad he has work,
- 17:18Speaker 1: we're not living.
- 17:19Speaker 2: But then when he's on the show, it brings the
- 17:21Speaker 2: people to the joint. So it's like it's.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Kind of like a thang out of the I like
- 17:26Speaker 1: the people that hate him on the show.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Tell the sooo chef to shut up.
- 17:31Speaker 1: I'm like, shift, did.
- 17:37Speaker 5: I really like it too? Because that means they're not
- 17:39Speaker 5: on me exactly.
- 17:44Speaker 2: You want to be like, hey, leaving the wall. You
- 17:47Speaker 2: know what You're like?
- 17:48Speaker 5: All right, as long as they're following him instead of
- 17:50Speaker 5: being if you want to hear something funny.
- 17:52Speaker 7: Yeah, I love social media, so you know, people that
- 17:55Speaker 7: listen to radio are genuinely nice people, but they want
- 17:57Speaker 7: to know ship. Like so remember we were talking and
- 18:00Speaker 7: I said, wow, like my Twitter is so hard because.
- 18:02Speaker 2: It's all questions and stuff.
- 18:04Speaker 7: Yeah, so now I still get the questions, except like
- 18:06Speaker 7: an extra sentence, like I know this is my third question.
- 18:10Speaker 1: I know.
- 18:13Speaker 2: One of the best restaurants in Biloxi, Like Biloxi, right, Meluxi.
- 18:20Speaker 1: First of all, Biloxi.
- 18:22Speaker 5: I feel bad because I looked at your feet and
- 18:26Speaker 5: it's a lot of people asking all sorts of cooking questions.
- 18:28Speaker 5: And then I said to Carl, I'm like that would
- 18:30Speaker 5: be like people just asking me radio questions all day
- 18:33Speaker 5: that it would drive me insane, but it would drive
- 18:37Speaker 5: me nuts, I told you, or stand up comedy.
- 18:40Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna bring up that's what Lu said
- 18:42Speaker 1: when we did the cruises, and I was trying to
- 18:44Speaker 1: get him to when we went crazy scatterbrain and didn't
- 18:47Speaker 1: get to it. But he, I told you before. On
- 18:49Speaker 1: the first day of the cruise, he went out. He
- 18:51Speaker 1: went heme on that night, right, and he just went
- 18:53Speaker 1: out and went leave the fucking comedian. Don't tell them jokes.
- 18:57Speaker 1: They'll tell you every picture, they'll do every story, they'll
- 18:59Speaker 1: do everything you won't, but don't go hey, let me
- 19:01Speaker 1: tell you, Joe. If you do that, then then fuck you.
- 19:04Speaker 1: I'll bet your off. We're not. And he thought that
- 19:06Speaker 1: would cover it, and and it's in the second not
- 19:08Speaker 1: he still had to go back out the second time
- 19:10Speaker 1: and go, hey, motherfucker, stop asking how to lacker the duck.
- 19:20Speaker 2: Look at this s like I put go down on it.
- 19:23Speaker 7: So these people like, I post this milk that I
- 19:26Speaker 7: really like from from Massachusetts.
- 19:28Speaker 2: So this is the response that I wait, why do
- 19:29Speaker 2: you like the milk? First of all, that piqued my interest.
- 19:33Speaker 7: So much Crescent Ridge. I just like you know, they
- 19:36Speaker 7: have great cows. They have a n What makes it
- 19:38Speaker 7: a great cow?
- 19:39Speaker 2: What do you just?
- 19:40Speaker 11: The way this cow is a cow, the way that
- 19:43Speaker 11: Darry runs the.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Scow now is a cow. The cow is a cow.
- 19:52Speaker 1: But through the sheet rock back to his side.
- 19:57Speaker 2: I'm not squeezing milk.
- 20:00Speaker 1: The wait, Chuck, hold on, we're talking over you, goddamn.
- 20:09Speaker 5: And then he rock walks out of the studio. I
- 20:11Speaker 5: started the show with him. He certainly could continue sitting
- 20:13Speaker 5: in Man, he's back. You can sit in there, Chuck.
- 20:16Speaker 5: What do you got is a cow?
- 20:17Speaker 2: Couch up?
- 20:19Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you how you tell a fucking good count.
- 20:22Speaker 9: How you tell a fucking good woman. You look at
- 20:25Speaker 9: their tits?
- 20:29Speaker 2: You damn right.
- 20:30Speaker 1: I thought it was bottom on the ear. I thought
- 20:32Speaker 1: it was down on.
- 20:33Speaker 7: The You don't you don't you don't you known a
- 20:36Speaker 7: cow is not a refrigerator. You have to make sure
- 20:38Speaker 7: this thing is healthy. You gotta make sure he's okay.
- 20:41Speaker 10: But you're missing the obvious.
- 20:44Speaker 2: So a good woman has a good set of tits, Chuck.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what about their ass?
- 20:50Speaker 2: What about their personality? I don't know? What about their eye?
- 20:53Speaker 1: You're telling me a mean woman can't have good titties. Yeah,
- 20:59Speaker 1: verson's own.
- 21:00Speaker 2: I like cash. There's many. I'll play it ahead.
- 21:10Speaker 9: There's many. A good cow, main cow gave good milk.
- 21:14Speaker 9: Have you ever drank milk It came straight from the
- 21:16Speaker 9: cow and put in thefrigerator.
- 21:18Speaker 1: No, why would I do that field trip?
- 21:21Speaker 9: Oh you drank real milk, right, Oh that's good. Ship
- 21:28Speaker 9: man tells Vick.
- 21:30Speaker 1: I'll give him this. He's fine. This was This is
- 21:32Speaker 1: what we did when you when you don't live in
- 21:33Speaker 1: the city and you take a field trip, you go
- 21:35Speaker 1: out and milk.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Such a like so many minerals taste.
- 21:41Speaker 6: It.
- 21:41Speaker 2: You can taste the grass. I would assume it tastes
- 21:44Speaker 2: like armpit sweat.
- 21:46Speaker 5: No, from the cow.
- 21:49Speaker 9: When I was younger, go to my grandparents and I
- 21:53Speaker 9: drank that cottle milk. You drink that cottle milk, you'll
- 21:57Speaker 9: get a hard on like no fucking bike. You drag
- 22:05Speaker 9: fucking recordmend and the fucking butter, fucking butter on bread,
- 22:15Speaker 9: God got.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Them, and you got a hard on as hard as
- 22:18Speaker 2: steal fucking anymore.
- 22:21Speaker 1: You put a piece of that butter and some corn
- 22:23Speaker 1: read and sitting on top of your head and your
- 22:25Speaker 1: tongue will leap out of your face and beat your
- 22:27Speaker 1: brain shot trying to get you shot.
- 22:30Speaker 2: What's in the milk that gives you such.
- 22:32Speaker 1: A hard iron, fine iron.
- 22:34Speaker 9: I think it's the iron and the bottoms, and I
- 22:37Speaker 9: mean that's the way it's supposed to be drank, and
- 22:40Speaker 9: it's a little thick. It's got a real good taste.
- 22:43Speaker 3: Man.
- 22:43Speaker 9: I do anything you make with milk, white cakes? Pos
- 22:47Speaker 9: you doing with that cottle milk right there? You make
- 22:49Speaker 9: a fucking pound cake for that kind of milk puff
- 22:53Speaker 9: You can't understanding.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Chuck, I got a plumb baby food pound cake. Shock.
- 23:00Speaker 11: Let me tell you something I've cooked all across this
- 23:02Speaker 11: this world.
- 23:03Speaker 7: You have, yes, France, and I's in South America usually
- 23:08Speaker 7: there island.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Know how many countries have you done in your shifting
- 23:15Speaker 1: fall af Buffalo Country? Itchnenectady to Little Rochester, Action, Watertown, Geneva,
- 23:28Speaker 1: New York, of course, Bodge Towns, Big Food Tower.
- 23:34Speaker 7: So let me tell you, in all my in all
- 23:37Speaker 7: my travels, there's very few things that I've eaten, no
- 23:40Speaker 7: matter the price, that can top well made corn bread
- 23:44Speaker 7: with farm butter on it. It's probably one of the
- 23:47Speaker 7: best things in the world.
- 23:48Speaker 1: And Southern people, other people they laid it with mealk,
- 23:51Speaker 1: they put it in buttermilk and late and that's dinner
- 23:53Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, it depends on sweetmilk hard courtyard.
- 24:00Speaker 9: You're right, I've gotta I've got an iron skillet that
- 24:04Speaker 9: was my grandmother's.
- 24:05Speaker 1: And I got it's never been washed exactly.
- 24:09Speaker 9: Wipe it out and grease it up, and that's all
- 24:12Speaker 9: it's ever been.
- 24:13Speaker 1: How many black people and chillin have been hit with
- 24:16Speaker 1: that killer?
- 24:18Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, grand mothers a whip ass with a
- 24:23Speaker 9: razor straps used to them.
- 24:26Speaker 2: WHI razor straps? Wow?
- 24:30Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, wo, No, he's white trash Northeast.
- 24:39Speaker 2: He's the same as I understand what a razor strap is.
- 24:44Speaker 2: That's from you know that, that's from the turn of
- 24:45Speaker 2: the century.
- 24:46Speaker 1: No, it's not you. You were hit by a razor straps,
- 24:49Speaker 1: hit by anything that somebody can They hit.
- 24:52Speaker 2: Me with my mother there, but my mother used to
- 24:55Speaker 2: hit me with my father.
- 25:01Speaker 1: The cub.
- 25:13Speaker 2: Chuck. What else going on with you? Before we move on.
- 25:17Speaker 9: And not the thing over, be getting ready for summertime,
- 25:19Speaker 9: getting the pool opened up. You'll find out your goddamn
- 25:23Speaker 9: friends when you fucking pool opened.
- 25:26Speaker 2: Hell yeah, there by a flock in there.
- 25:28Speaker 9: Yeah, we'll we'll have a spring playing here for long.
- 25:31Speaker 9: I'm gonna race my car this summer. This year. I
- 25:34Speaker 9: ain't racing in a couple of summers.
- 25:35Speaker 2: I'm a racist. What kind of racing do you.
- 25:39Speaker 9: Drag racing?
- 25:40Speaker 1: Oh?
- 25:40Speaker 2: Ship?
- 25:40Speaker 11: Fuck?
- 25:41Speaker 2: Really? What class are you running? Yeah?
- 25:44Speaker 9: Carr hot ride? Oh god no, I run super stark
- 25:49Speaker 9: and stock?
- 25:50Speaker 2: Okay, what kind of tire? Ford?
- 25:54Speaker 1: Thank you, Carl?
- 25:55Speaker 2: Oh boat car for you? Let me out on car.
- 26:03Speaker 11: I gotta know what to s I'm talking about.
- 26:06Speaker 9: I was talking about sports cars the other day. He
- 26:09Speaker 9: was talking about all those cars.
- 26:11Speaker 2: I was out of that one.
- 26:13Speaker 9: I got a car up in my garage on top
- 26:16Speaker 9: of the hill. It's a day. I'm seventy super bird.
- 26:22Speaker 11: That exactly what I know, exactly, that's what the old.
- 26:26Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, that's a next shifter.
- 26:30Speaker 2: I think a million dollar car.
- 26:31Speaker 9: Thousand first, about four or five thousand yea.
- 26:35Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah, wait, that car is worth four or
- 26:37Speaker 5: five hundred thousand in the rusty Rusty you for a million? Yea,
- 26:44Speaker 5: I'm learning this truck's got a few bucks, got a
- 26:47Speaker 5: few bucks.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Oh, he's fucking.
- 26:50Speaker 1: He like I'm accused you for being he's got jed
- 26:53Speaker 1: con but front pocket just I ain't even gotta get it.
- 26:57Speaker 1: Don't make me different into the back.
- 26:59Speaker 9: You don't.
- 26:59Speaker 11: You don't chuck the car that I want and I
- 27:01Speaker 11: can't find.
- 27:02Speaker 7: I want a nineteen seventy one Buick GS four fifty
- 27:07Speaker 7: five is stage one?
- 27:09Speaker 9: What four fifty barrel?
- 27:12Speaker 11: Yeah, that's the one I get.
- 27:18Speaker 2: You ever made?
- 27:19Speaker 1: Okat, I'll get ry. Fine's your birthday nineteen seventy five,
- 27:22Speaker 1: April fourth.
- 27:23Speaker 9: Oh, young motherfucker?
- 27:26Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 27:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your pert?
- 27:28Speaker 9: God?
- 27:29Speaker 2: And how much does that car go for? Probably one
- 27:31Speaker 2: hundred for a good one? Oh, good luck finding one.
- 27:35Speaker 1: He's wearing that on his fucking ris. He's wearing that
- 27:39Speaker 1: on his fucking ris.
- 27:43Speaker 11: Fucking good luck.
- 27:48Speaker 2: There it is.
- 27:49Speaker 9: I got one question. Okay, God, you know how to
- 27:52Speaker 9: make good love?
- 27:54Speaker 2: I do know how to make Oh?
- 27:56Speaker 1: I got that?
- 28:01Speaker 2: Can I start?
- 28:01Speaker 1: No? I fucking hate you.
- 28:04Speaker 2: I swear you hate.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a dick and I've had your rushing.
- 28:10Speaker 2: You're a Russian, You're a r likeer fucking fat greasy.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Let me tell you something something.
- 28:18Speaker 2: My favorite things to eat, my favorite things. You're gonna
- 28:21Speaker 2: you're gonna throw up right now.
- 28:23Speaker 7: If I like meat los I like to slice the
- 28:25Speaker 7: meat loaf, put cheese, American cheese on it, and make
- 28:29Speaker 7: a meat loaf melt almost, you know, with white bread
- 28:32Speaker 7: and white wonderbread, and then dip that in gravy. All right,
- 28:35Speaker 7: that's what makes a good meat loaf.
- 28:37Speaker 2: I just got the ratio.
- 28:41Speaker 9: Let me tell you about a matloaf sandwich. You take
- 28:43Speaker 9: meat loaf and you cook it, you put in the fridge,
- 28:46Speaker 9: get cold, and you slice it, I don't know, maybe
- 28:49Speaker 9: a half bitch thick. You put it on a not
- 28:52Speaker 9: a grill, but like a flat top grill, a little
- 28:55Speaker 9: olive oil on it, your little crispy on the side,
- 28:58Speaker 9: grill you some onions. They but marijuana cigarette.
- 29:04Speaker 7: That's the best recipe I've ever heard.
- 29:07Speaker 1: You forgot the Hans fifty seven. Yeah, that's just me.
- 29:13Speaker 1: I'm great.
- 29:14Speaker 2: What I do great with me.
- 29:15Speaker 7: I like to take I like to take a little
- 29:18Speaker 7: bit of a little bit of Liam parents, a little
- 29:20Speaker 7: bit of Liam parents, a little bit of a one
- 29:23Speaker 7: steak sauce and equal parts ketchup and mix that up,
- 29:26Speaker 7: and that's like the fancy sauce for them.
- 29:28Speaker 1: I used to do a turkey, spinach, meat loaf. I
- 29:31Speaker 1: don't know. I put nails in there, you know.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Yeah, it's never moist enough.
- 29:37Speaker 1: You know you're not doing that.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, Chuck.
- 29:41Speaker 7: If you ever come across a little orange container and
- 29:45Speaker 7: it's called gravy Master, and it's in every supermarket, but
- 29:49Speaker 7: nobody buys it. And it's a little three liter I
- 29:52Speaker 7: mean a three ounce little container, and basically it's white people,
- 29:57Speaker 7: white trash, msg right, so so like the Asians use
- 30:01Speaker 7: soy sauce and everything. If you want to make real secret,
- 30:05Speaker 7: that secret flavor where you'd eat your grandmother's stuff and
- 30:07Speaker 7: you say, wow, what is that flavor, it's gravy Master.
- 30:13Speaker 11: Great, yeah, we all no, no, no, it's it's help.
- 30:18Speaker 2: It's just a little help, a little help around. You
- 30:20Speaker 2: put it in your gravey. It's a gravy master. Look
- 30:23Speaker 2: for it.
- 30:23Speaker 11: You'll remember me when you're sitting your million dollars long.
- 30:28Speaker 9: All right, brown gravy.
- 30:30Speaker 1: And then we can't talk about gravy for twenty minutes. Kidding,
- 30:37Speaker 1: I'll have I'll get up fucking to our gravy. I'm
- 30:42Speaker 1: talking about the Italians. First of all, Marinara, your favorite bravy. Right,
- 30:47Speaker 1: So no, I had a T shirt and said, put
- 30:49Speaker 1: some gravy on it. Show that's perfect. I sold them
- 30:52Speaker 1: to my show. I probably sold fucking twenty seven. Put
- 30:55Speaker 1: some great I was a fail attempt. Be oh it
- 30:58Speaker 1: didn't sell.
- 30:59Speaker 2: It isn't well. It took me assume that would sell.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Well.
- 31:01Speaker 2: I bought.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Me and Lenny, Me and Lenny Marcus. That's Kenny. Kenny remembers, yeah,
- 31:06Speaker 1: you know, but me, Yeah, me and Lenny Marcus tried
- 31:08Speaker 1: to sell the gravy T shirts.
- 31:09Speaker 2: Let's try to sell them again.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Yeah, put some because well, first of all, Lenny I
- 31:13Speaker 1: was like, I was like, put some gravy on it, right,
- 31:15Speaker 1: not put some gravy on the that right, It was
- 31:17Speaker 1: put some gravy on it. And then I'm like that
- 31:19Speaker 1: could mean anything.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Of course, you.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Hit the three pointer to win the game and put
- 31:23Speaker 1: them gravy on it. It's something bad. I hog I
- 31:25Speaker 1: liked booso and gravy on that. There's a million reasons
- 31:28Speaker 1: for how was the graphic. It was just a low key,
- 31:31Speaker 1: just lowercase put some but he went, put some gravy
- 31:33Speaker 1: on that, and it was and then they got printed.
- 31:36Speaker 1: I'm like, it's it not that it's it, not that
- 31:39Speaker 1: that's the difference to me and I don't and I'm
- 31:41Speaker 1: sure we would have sold fifty three instead of thirty seven,
- 31:45Speaker 1: that was right, But yeah, there it is. Somebody people
- 31:48Speaker 1: have this, Oh my god, a few people that's me wearing.
- 31:51Speaker 1: That's a sketch that we did from a superstar talent
- 31:53Speaker 1: he had.
- 31:53Speaker 6: With that.
- 31:55Speaker 2: Just looks uncomfortable now.
- 31:56Speaker 1: And then the ladele. I didn't like the ladele in
- 31:59Speaker 1: the ah.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Not to do that, that's right. That was on the back.
- 32:04Speaker 2: I don't know, yeah, it was on the back.
- 32:06Speaker 1: I don't know. I had all I know. I love
- 32:08Speaker 1: those motherfuckers around America for about three years before I
- 32:11Speaker 1: finally get rid of them. They are collectors at them
- 32:14Speaker 1: if you can find them. I think we actually did
- 32:15Speaker 1: sell six hundred.
- 32:16Speaker 2: All right, Chuck, we gotta go, brother.
- 32:19Speaker 9: Okay, man, y'all take care. I don't get to listen hardy.
- 32:22Speaker 9: But on Fridays when I do payroll all the time,
- 32:24Speaker 9: I'm out checking all all.
- 32:25Speaker 1: These who work for how many faith? How many fake
- 32:29Speaker 1: jobs are on the payroll? Chuck?
- 32:32Speaker 9: How you got it? You gotta have a few, damn line.
- 32:37Speaker 9: I got about ten people that work on my form
- 32:40Speaker 9: and I don't even know their name. Yes, that's the
- 32:46Speaker 9: name of the game, is a fucking rideoffs man. That's
- 32:49Speaker 9: my middle name.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Is right, I believe you, Chuck, that's mine too, there,
- 32:53Speaker 1: all right, Chuck, all.
- 32:54Speaker 9: Right, man, y'all take care of teeth. That cuban fucking
- 32:57Speaker 9: straight now. You get that, you're telling him.
- 33:02Speaker 2: Carl's all right?
- 33:07Speaker 5: All right, And now we got to move on to Stacy.
- 33:09Speaker 5: You remember Stacy with the moonshine and the peaches.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Oh fuck, Stacy. We haven't talked to you a while.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Paint ches what she doing by me? He's talking to you.
- 33:20Speaker 2: You're talking to Vex Stacy.
- 33:22Speaker 12: Yeah, picking old Vic and everything. But I got a
- 33:24Speaker 12: better sandwich.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Was f los his mind with this, all right.
- 33:28Speaker 12: Alf the people loved the idea. Half the people hated
- 33:31Speaker 12: the tubo just freak out. Yeah, A fried a fried
- 33:34Speaker 12: chicken skin sandwich on white wonderbread with mayo.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Oh, that's so good. That does sound good. I went
- 33:40Speaker 1: to keep it on fried chicken. Oh fucking man. That's
- 33:44Speaker 1: a little salt and put a little salt on it.
- 33:46Speaker 1: A little little salt.
- 33:48Speaker 12: A little salt, little black pamper.
- 33:50Speaker 2: On it about Paprika. Dog's gonna go left and win
- 34:01Speaker 2: the right. Got there, you got me. You're lucky. I
- 34:04Speaker 2: want this is food like I don't want to stay.
- 34:06Speaker 5: I know my ship just like your brother me and
- 34:08Speaker 5: you with their water chest bag.
- 34:15Speaker 1: He lured you and he totally. I like when he
- 34:18Speaker 1: gets you, you're like and he's like, I know I
- 34:23Speaker 1: It's like when you really make a met black mat.
- 34:25Speaker 1: It's always really cool. Little Paprika, little fat.
- 34:28Speaker 2: I got the secret to the chicken skin.
- 34:30Speaker 11: You know what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
- 34:31Speaker 7: I'm gonna make chicken skin sandwiches for myself, just yourself.
- 34:34Speaker 2: Why don't you have him in the restaurant as a special.
- 34:36Speaker 7: That's it'll take a twenty bits for me to explain
- 34:39Speaker 7: to people why not to throw up when I give
- 34:40Speaker 7: it to him.
- 34:41Speaker 1: I showed it. I showed my girls. I showed my
- 34:43Speaker 1: girls kids the picture of the eleven pounds block of
- 34:46Speaker 1: chocolate with the meat cleaver, and I mean, I've never
- 34:48Speaker 1: they blew their heads off their shoulders. Really, they were
- 34:51Speaker 1: just because they've heard me talking about the Cuban and
- 34:54Speaker 1: they're like, what's Carl doing for Easter? And I hang on,
- 35:02Speaker 1: let me get my phone, and I went and I
- 35:05Speaker 1: pulled it out and they were.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, did you have some of that?
- 35:09Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, yeah, we had.
- 35:11Speaker 2: You want me to melt it to them?
- 35:12Speaker 1: See because it's at your house.
- 35:14Speaker 2: It's at my house in a closet right now, in
- 35:16Speaker 2: a back full.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Just a ship gift.
- 35:19Speaker 2: It's how much chocolate could he eat? And it was
- 35:22Speaker 2: eleven pounds?
- 35:22Speaker 1: Would have been he said, melted and have hot chocolate
- 35:25Speaker 1: every day. I'd be bathing.
- 35:28Speaker 2: I'll melt some.
- 35:29Speaker 1: I brought your torre. I brought the torture today. Speaking
- 35:32Speaker 1: of chocolate.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Did this for you toy? Sure?
- 35:37Speaker 1: I'm paying trouble.
- 35:38Speaker 2: Thank what else you got bought?
- 35:39Speaker 1: Yes?
- 35:39Speaker 2: Go ahead, face.
- 35:42Speaker 12: The cuban his box. I said, what your box?
- 35:48Speaker 2: Which one?
- 35:49Speaker 11: I get a lot of stuff?
- 35:50Speaker 2: Man, What what'd you send me?
- 35:54Speaker 12: I sent you the text message from Tampa.
- 36:00Speaker 5: You're fading in and out cigars from Tampa? Is that
- 36:03Speaker 5: what I'm hearing?
- 36:04Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 36:05Speaker 2: Ah, those came to the studio. I don't know Roland
- 36:08Speaker 2: got him.
- 36:08Speaker 7: He hasn't told me anything about him yet.
- 36:10Speaker 12: I'll tell you right now.
- 36:15Speaker 5: If you sell us, if you sorry, if you mail
- 36:17Speaker 5: us stuff here, it's dangerous.
- 36:20Speaker 2: It rarely gets us.
- 36:21Speaker 11: Yeah, so no, I haven't got it yet, but I will.
- 36:23Speaker 2: I will look out for it in the office.
- 36:25Speaker 12: All right, Well, I will be weeks and bring up
- 36:28Speaker 12: your will talk later. I'll bring up your hands and
- 36:30Speaker 12: your macon. But I'll beat in the area in two weeks.
- 36:32Speaker 1: They took away, They took away the peaches, Stacy at
- 36:35Speaker 1: the Moonshine. I came back the next day and it
- 36:38Speaker 1: was gone because e Rock said that there was some litigation.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Get spoiled, explained it correctly. I'm just teasing him with it.
- 36:49Speaker 2: I can't wait to try these cigars. I gotta find him.
- 36:51Speaker 1: Those are delicious.
- 36:52Speaker 5: Stacey stopped by the show when you're up, all right,
- 36:57Speaker 5: all right, you'll be careful.
- 37:00Speaker 2: There go, Stacey.
- 37:01Speaker 1: I love the truck or something.
- 37:02Speaker 2: Yeah, that's doctor Steve's front champaign.
- 37:07Speaker 7: This show is taking a turn for real fat bastards.
- 37:12Speaker 1: First of all, you can't just good murderers rapists. It's
- 37:18Speaker 1: not like a low level. It's not like in America.
- 37:20Speaker 1: We have the prison boxing program.
- 37:22Speaker 5: R right, it's up for anybody. Yeah, and you guys
- 37:25Speaker 5: that are pretty much doing close to life.
- 37:28Speaker 2: And are they weight classes or is it running what
- 37:30Speaker 2: you're brung.
- 37:30Speaker 1: It's uh, it's both, but they have it's movie tie
- 37:34Speaker 1: so they but it's different groups now they fight them
- 37:37Speaker 1: up and if you you can literally fight your way
- 37:39Speaker 1: out of prison if you did something so and some
- 37:41Speaker 1: of them, one of the guys like some of us
- 37:43Speaker 1: is that if you think we're harsh in America, some
- 37:45Speaker 1: of it is that the old Uh I got caught
- 37:48Speaker 1: with three joints and I'm getting sixty years right, kind
- 37:51Speaker 1: of you know, other prison country, bad ship, you know,
- 37:54Speaker 1: William Heights, Yeah, Midnight Express.
- 37:57Speaker 7: Did you see anything in the documentary that would lead
- 37:59Speaker 7: to I just come from a shady place, I guess,
- 38:02Speaker 7: But that leads to people getting arrested just so they
- 38:05Speaker 7: can fight.
- 38:06Speaker 5: No, oh god, no, because it's it's very uh uh
- 38:10Speaker 5: slim that you're even going to have this chance to
- 38:12Speaker 5: fight to get out.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not. It's not like you have to.
- 38:15Speaker 1: I don't think they're you got to be on good
- 38:18Speaker 1: behavior and that kind of thing. It's a select group
- 38:20Speaker 1: to get into the program.
- 38:21Speaker 5: And how many of those are actually fighting for freedom
- 38:24Speaker 5: during the year you think?
- 38:25Speaker 1: I don't.
- 38:25Speaker 2: That's what I want to ask you guys.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Absolutely no, I got a million questions.
- 38:28Speaker 5: It's twisted man and more tie is everything to Thailand?
- 38:31Speaker 2: Oh everything?
- 38:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the thing I loved at the
- 38:34Speaker 1: very beginning. They call it the eight limbs. It's it's
- 38:37Speaker 1: it's it's hands, elbows and ease and feet, right, and
- 38:40Speaker 1: the way that that was one of the catch phrases
- 38:42Speaker 1: they used to describe it.
- 38:43Speaker 2: What Thai guy, I'll funk up hands.
- 38:45Speaker 1: Elbows and ease and feet. Maybe it's an eight limbed monster.
- 38:48Speaker 1: You gotta worry about all that shit, No kidding, but
- 38:51Speaker 1: it was.
- 38:51Speaker 5: It was really but why is this okay? Why is
- 38:55Speaker 5: this accepted in that country?
- 38:58Speaker 1: I thought it was. You know, it's contradictory to Buddhism.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Also because if you think of Buddhism as the pacifist
- 39:04Speaker 1: and everything peaceful and but there's an aspect of Buddhism
- 39:07Speaker 1: of I guess if you're fucked with, then you have
- 39:10Speaker 1: the right to fucking slap the shield out of the
- 39:12Speaker 1: guys friend with you.
- 39:13Speaker 2: I love.
- 39:13Speaker 7: The whole idea of it is that if you're the
- 39:15Speaker 7: worst motherfucker in prison, you got a chance to get out.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Well that's why they all, they all like joining the program.
- 39:20Speaker 1: Because they said it makes a lot of the other
- 39:22Speaker 1: prisoners leave them alone. Right if you're bad enough to
- 39:24Speaker 1: get into this, and they're like, oh shit, you immediately
- 39:27Speaker 1: get respect within the prison because most.
- 39:31Speaker 5: Of the population knows Muay Thai. Yeah, just because it's
- 39:34Speaker 5: in their culture. They're overpopulated fifty percent.
- 39:37Speaker 1: Yeah, if the prisoner's supposed to have one hundred thousand people,
- 39:39Speaker 1: then they got one hundred.
- 39:40Speaker 2: And fifty thousand. It's crazy.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really cool.
- 39:44Speaker 5: And then you got a guy who's from and where
- 39:46Speaker 5: was he from? Wisconsin or white white? The white dude
- 39:48Speaker 5: from Wisconsin. Now it's up to him. He's fighting the prisoner.
- 39:53Speaker 5: So if he if he beats him, the guy has
- 39:55Speaker 5: to stay in jail. If he loses to that guy,
- 39:57Speaker 5: then the guy gets out. So it's all on that guy.
- 40:00Speaker 5: How fucked up is that?
- 40:02Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to beat several people to get out
- 40:05Speaker 1: finally to get your freedom as you go chain.
- 40:08Speaker 5: But then the guy, the last guy's handpicked and he's
- 40:13Speaker 5: a very good fighter, and the one in the film
- 40:16Speaker 5: this documentary is from Wisconsin, and he's a beast and
- 40:19Speaker 5: you could feel it ways heavy in his heart because
- 40:21Speaker 5: he's basically saying fuck if if this guy beats me,
- 40:24Speaker 5: you know, a murderer goes free. So I mean, in
- 40:28Speaker 5: his mind, he wanted to beat the shit out of
- 40:29Speaker 5: him because he felt like this guy should be you know,
- 40:31Speaker 5: should stay in jet.
- 40:32Speaker 1: It's super interesting. I'm telling you, it's so funny when
- 40:35Speaker 1: they when he described it a week ago, we were
- 40:38Speaker 1: all sitting here and we're like, oh my fuck.
- 40:41Speaker 11: I'm yeah, you know, I'm gonna watch it tonight.
- 40:44Speaker 5: And then it was sort of one side at first,
- 40:46Speaker 5: and then they finally talked to the victims family. I'm like, okay,
- 40:49Speaker 5: because then that started getting pretty happy because you're ruining
- 40:52Speaker 5: for the one guy he's in jail. You're like, oh, fuck,
- 40:54Speaker 5: he seems like a good dude. He's got a young son,
- 40:56Speaker 5: and his parents are ridiculously distraught and feel like he
- 41:00Speaker 5: should get a second chance. And then they finally talked
- 41:03Speaker 5: to the parents of the kid this guy murdered, murder
- 41:06Speaker 5: them the neck the never good in the neck, And
- 41:11Speaker 5: then you're like, oh, this is some real ship.
- 41:14Speaker 2: What did the kids do to get stabbed in the neck?
- 41:16Speaker 2: According to his mom, on nothing that will Mom's always
- 41:19Speaker 2: say nothing.
- 41:19Speaker 7: He was doing something you don't get a next step
- 41:22Speaker 7: for high five and somebody the mom says.
- 41:28Speaker 1: The mom says, Carl, I just love Carl.
- 41:32Speaker 2: He throws a little reality in the way, Carl.
- 41:34Speaker 1: Fuck anybody that doesn't like Carl. I'm just telling you
- 41:39Speaker 1: right now, fuck you and the goddamn horse you rode
- 41:42Speaker 1: in on you, motherfucker don't like Carl.
- 41:47Speaker 2: You talk about my mom?
- 41:49Speaker 1: What haven't.
- 41:52Speaker 2: Your mom and she doesn't like you. Guys, just feels weird.
- 41:56Speaker 1: We're protecting you.
- 41:57Speaker 5: I know, I'm getting on a point tonight.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Mother with a fucking pillow.
- 42:04Speaker 2: You're with us?
- 42:05Speaker 9: Or what.
- 42:07Speaker 1: Are you with us?
- 42:08Speaker 2: Or what? You gotta go with the group.
- 42:17Speaker 5: But the mom and thebe says her son was you know,
- 42:20Speaker 5: wasn't doing anything. Was out with a pretty girl, and
- 42:22Speaker 5: they were just jealous that this dude had this pretty
- 42:25Speaker 5: follow them outside and the guy that's the focus of
- 42:28Speaker 5: this documentary stabbed them in the neck.
- 42:30Speaker 1: Yeah, just the heated rage.
- 42:32Speaker 2: That was her side of the story.
- 42:33Speaker 1: Weird thing.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Yeah, But the guy in prison basically said, yeah, I'm
- 42:38Speaker 2: a bad dude. He didn't really say yeah, this guy
- 42:42Speaker 2: deserved that. He didn't say any of that. Yeah, he
- 42:45Speaker 2: didn't say any of that.
- 42:45Speaker 11: He's in the program though he doesn't want to, he's.
- 42:48Speaker 2: In the program. I don't get it. I don't get
- 42:51Speaker 2: why they allow this. It's crazy.
- 42:53Speaker 5: Well, and then a lot of these guys go on
- 42:55Speaker 5: to become champions Carl after they leave in like real life. Yeah,
- 42:59Speaker 5: and I can this doesn't give away a lot. And
- 43:02Speaker 5: then only five percent of the people that leave prison
- 43:05Speaker 5: on this program fighting their way out have gone back.
- 43:08Speaker 1: It's a load number. Very it makes it look like.
- 43:11Speaker 2: It goes back to it rehabilitates the person.
- 43:15Speaker 1: Well, that's part of the thing. And they have the
- 43:16Speaker 1: prison official. They're discussing through the whole thing about the
- 43:21Speaker 1: aspect of the whole thing in America with all our
- 43:23Speaker 1: psychology and all our brainhand jobs that we give each other. Yeah,
- 43:27Speaker 1: the fucking rehab ratest next nothing recidivism. I'm sure I'm
- 43:32Speaker 1: not saying it right.
- 43:32Speaker 2: I think I heard that.
- 43:37Speaker 1: Often. You go back.
- 43:38Speaker 5: If I remember the showtime guy reminded us to ask
- 43:45Speaker 5: about the meeting these days. Yes, supposedly the one guy
- 43:50Speaker 5: wanted to get this, uh, to get it made, and
- 43:55Speaker 5: then he finally had a meet was it the prison official?
- 43:57Speaker 1: It was I was leaving, so yeah, but y'all were
- 44:00Speaker 1: there was a big was a whole big about what
- 44:04Speaker 1: you could really ask him?
- 44:05Speaker 5: And yeah, some hob there none I might have to
- 44:08Speaker 5: just but I think it was the prison official and
- 44:10Speaker 5: the and the makers of this film or one of
- 44:12Speaker 5: them had to meet the prison official in a sauna,
- 44:15Speaker 5: right and bang them.
- 44:17Speaker 11: That's what I thought. He had to meet him.
- 44:21Speaker 5: He had to meet him in a sauna completely naked. Yeah,
- 44:24Speaker 5: that's how they got this film done. And what happened there, well,
- 44:27Speaker 5: the showtime said make sure you ask him about it.
- 44:30Speaker 2: He says, it's a crazy story. He only gave us
- 44:32Speaker 2: a little bit of it.
- 44:32Speaker 7: Because in my world, if he went in there naked
- 44:35Speaker 7: and the film got done, that means the other guy
- 44:36Speaker 7: got done too.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Your show right, the next those will sell. I send
- 44:48Speaker 1: him the bumpers. Those will sell. That's Coach Jordan from nineteen.
- 44:54Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
- 44:55Speaker 2: They don't run without two people.
- 44:58Speaker 5: This is heavy, dude, because you're like, wait a minute,
- 45:02Speaker 5: this guy might be out of prison.
- 45:05Speaker 2: He murdered somebody. He's that's awesome. And then they have.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Well it said it was based in in one of
- 45:13Speaker 1: their legends. Whoever in Thailand. The guy was captured by
- 45:17Speaker 1: the Burmese Burma is their neighbor.
- 45:20Speaker 2: Seventeen seventy four. Yes, I'll add to this day.
- 45:23Speaker 5: And he's the founder of Muay Thai and his name is.
- 45:27Speaker 1: Whatever I'm saying it right exactly.
- 45:32Speaker 2: Speak.
- 45:36Speaker 1: But he had to fight through ten guys to get
- 45:40Speaker 1: out to get out of prison, and they literally let
- 45:42Speaker 1: him fight his way to get back to Thailand and
- 45:44Speaker 1: and start movie Thai. And he beat ten guys. And
- 45:47Speaker 1: that's how the whole lesson, that's what this is is
- 45:49Speaker 1: based on that. So in their culture they still think
- 45:51Speaker 1: that there should be a way that anyone should have
- 45:54Speaker 1: a chance to fight your way out.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Because this guy did it. We don't have it. We
- 45:57Speaker 2: don't have this, anything like this in America.
- 45:59Speaker 1: Right.
- 46:00Speaker 5: We got prison, no, but we don't have anything like
- 46:03Speaker 5: this where you could do something pretty.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Yeah it's not dirty, dozen magnificence dirty, But we have
- 46:10Speaker 1: something that's even shittier, which is clemency.
- 46:13Speaker 7: Any policy, a politician could just come and say you're
- 46:16Speaker 7: done and that and there's no question to it.
- 46:19Speaker 1: Yeah, well they'll yell at them.
- 46:22Speaker 5: The death penalty in America is going away quickly. People
- 46:26Speaker 5: are still on death row, but we're just not killing
- 46:28Speaker 5: people out, we.
- 46:29Speaker 2: Should start killing people.
- 46:30Speaker 5: I was reading an article today they said it's one
- 46:32Speaker 5: of the reasons is because it's.
- 46:33Speaker 2: Hard to get the chemicals.
- 46:35Speaker 1: Yeah, they can't figure out what's cruel now.
- 46:37Speaker 2: And oh is that what they mean by hard?
- 46:39Speaker 1: Well, there's been there's been there's been a horrible botches,
- 46:42Speaker 1: there's been a whole bunch of Yeah, I stand all
- 46:44Speaker 1: that work.
- 46:45Speaker 5: So but I'm reading this arcle that said one of
- 46:47Speaker 5: the reasons because it's hard to get the chemicals. I'm like,
- 46:49Speaker 5: how hard is that. There's plenty of ship you could
- 46:51Speaker 5: inject in someone and kill them. But now to your point,
- 46:54Speaker 5: they've been arguing, well, this is too cool, so we
- 46:56Speaker 5: can't use this anymore.
- 46:58Speaker 2: So we got to use this. And then when I
- 47:00Speaker 2: bet you that.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Then we'll go back to firing squad. If you want
- 47:02Speaker 1: to go back and then go firing squad.
- 47:03Speaker 2: Now, put one in the back of the head.
- 47:05Speaker 1: It's old firing squads amazing. You don't know who. If
- 47:08Speaker 1: you don't know who did it, then you know.
- 47:09Speaker 2: One guy would have five it's over now.
- 47:11Speaker 1: That's what I liked about Gerry Gilmore when he the Utah,
- 47:14Speaker 1: when he because he got the pig he was fine
- 47:16Speaker 1: and so, and they were like, oh, they're going to
- 47:17Speaker 1: hang in and do something else. He went not, no,
- 47:19Speaker 1: fuck you, I want firing squad.
- 47:20Speaker 2: Yeah, they gave him firing squad.
- 47:21Speaker 1: They're like, okay, seventy seven something like that. Yes, very nice.
- 47:24Speaker 2: I'm gonna go seventy executioner.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Song Tommy Lee Jones and you are. I will bet
- 47:29Speaker 1: you're going nineteen seventiest time we used the firing squad
- 47:32Speaker 1: in the US.
- 47:33Speaker 2: Seventy is he cooling?
- 47:36Speaker 1: No, he's doing a life for that is I think
- 47:38Speaker 1: you were? It was awesome the executioner song.
- 47:41Speaker 5: Yes you gotta be right January seventeenth, nineteen seventy seventh.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Did I look at anything?
- 47:45Speaker 1: Not one goddamn thing that was perfect? I know Vic Henry,
- 47:49Speaker 1: but I could pull this out that goddamn beautiful. That was.
- 47:53Speaker 5: Huh wait we did firing squad and somebody okay. See
- 48:00Speaker 5: Gardner was an American criminal who received the death penalty
- 48:02Speaker 5: from murder in nineteen eighty five and was executed by
- 48:04Speaker 5: a firing squad by the state of Utah in twenty ten.
- 48:07Speaker 2: That's what's so fucked up.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Uh you job's sticking with the firing squad.
- 48:10Speaker 5: Yeah, but nineteen eighty five, nineteen eighty five, he gets
- 48:14Speaker 5: the death penalty and he gets to live in other
- 48:16Speaker 5: twenty five years Maine.
- 48:17Speaker 1: Well then what's the point of the death penalty at
- 48:19Speaker 1: sixty thousand a year r so cost to taxpayer?
- 48:23Speaker 2: What to shoot you right away? All right?
- 48:25Speaker 1: Well, we got to be sure sure about what to
- 48:27Speaker 1: be sure it was him? You gotta be sure it
- 48:29Speaker 1: was him on Well so, No, there's plenty of people
- 48:31Speaker 1: that were accused. Oh, that's a real thing. There's a
- 48:34Speaker 1: real DNA thing. No, there's a real thing, the Innocents Project.
- 48:39Speaker 1: There's a real thing exactly when you're sitting on death
- 48:43Speaker 1: row car No, no.
- 48:44Speaker 11: Listen, I understook. I gotta be real. That's winning a
- 48:47Speaker 11: lot of.
- 48:48Speaker 1: I know you do what I'm saying when I'm coming
- 48:51Speaker 1: down there giving you the fucking plumb baby foo cake
- 48:53Speaker 1: with the file in it.
- 48:56Speaker 5: There was one guy in this studio that that didn't
- 48:59Speaker 5: like the documentary because he didn't want to do any
- 49:02Speaker 5: of that.
- 49:02Speaker 1: Reading this man.
- 49:03Speaker 7: Yes, he thought there was too much reading reading subtitle
- 49:07Speaker 7: Are you fucking you're this person?
- 49:08Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 49:09Speaker 5: Humanity, I love subtitles.
- 49:12Speaker 1: He doesn't want to read the movie.
- 49:14Speaker 2: I'll tell you why.
- 49:15Speaker 1: I really don't want to read the movie.
- 49:16Speaker 2: I want to sit there and watch it.
- 49:18Speaker 5: You're right exact the beast he was. Yeah, he was
- 49:24Speaker 5: not rating the whole day beat. There wasn't a lot
- 49:26Speaker 5: of reading. I don't like to read subtitles, rule.
- 49:28Speaker 1: Because you're revealing more and more about your movie. How
- 49:32Speaker 1: do you feel about numbers? Are they tricky?
- 49:36Speaker 2: That the devils?
- 49:38Speaker 1: Yeah? I triggering. I'm gonna try.
- 49:42Speaker 2: Some titles. Make you fucking focus.
- 49:44Speaker 1: I watched the movie. It's great. I love reading the
- 49:45Speaker 1: movie I have, and I don't like dubbing. If I
- 49:47Speaker 1: watch a foreign film, I would rather see this.
- 49:49Speaker 2: I would rather read.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the dubbing is fucking horrible, not really good.
- 49:56Speaker 1: You really you would like the dubbing than the reading. So, yeah,
- 49:59Speaker 1: you are from northwestern Pennsylvania. Sorry, same goddamn thing.
- 50:07Speaker 5: We got a guy who wants to talk about Yeah, Arkansas.
- 50:10Speaker 5: I do know a little bit about this. Yeah, is
- 50:12Speaker 5: this Trent Tent? What's your name?
- 50:14Speaker 1: I don't know what it's Tony?
- 50:16Speaker 2: Oh wow, Tony O. T all right, you got it? Okay,
- 50:29Speaker 2: what the fuck? Go ahead? Tony?
- 50:33Speaker 1: Uh?
- 50:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope you were.
- 50:34Speaker 8: Saying that the the death.
- 50:36Speaker 2: Penalty is going away. Not in Arkansas.
- 50:38Speaker 8: They're lining up like eleven guys to get executed by
- 50:41Speaker 8: April twenty seventh because the chemicals that they use for
- 50:43Speaker 8: lethal injections are going to expire.
- 50:46Speaker 5: All right, Oh so they're like they're few, but in
- 50:50Speaker 5: general the numbers are going down.
- 50:51Speaker 1: But they're saying, hell, man, but you were right about
- 50:53Speaker 1: your point when the chemicals. But he's saying and because
- 50:56Speaker 1: of that, so.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Right, they're gonna try to squeeze out a few.
- 50:58Speaker 1: What are they going to do after that? Arkansas? Man,
- 51:02Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 51:02Speaker 8: I'm from Boston, so I don't know what that was
- 51:04Speaker 8: going on down there.
- 51:05Speaker 1: You're just reading? Yeah, you got it.
- 51:08Speaker 2: Speaking of reading, did you hear about Aaron Randez? He
- 51:11Speaker 2: Oh thank god, I love that. Did you hear about it?
- 51:15Speaker 1: Whatever? He's dead?
- 51:16Speaker 2: No? Did you hear the twist? What's the twist? He
- 51:19Speaker 2: left behind a note for his gay prison lover. Who wait?
- 51:22Speaker 2: What breaking right before today's show?
- 51:25Speaker 1: A little oz? What the fun going on? Something?
- 51:30Speaker 5: You think it's real? Or someone really did not like
- 51:33Speaker 5: him in prison? Said oh look what I do now?
- 51:35Speaker 5: Now that you can't speak for yourself.
- 51:37Speaker 2: I don't know, I hope. What do you think that's
- 51:40Speaker 2: so funny? This was breaking right before.
- 51:41Speaker 1: The Where did he find the note? Was in his bike?
- 51:45Speaker 1: Right because that's where the lover between the end between
- 51:49Speaker 1: the John three sixteen there was a fucking rolled up
- 51:51Speaker 1: in his paper that said, you know.
- 51:54Speaker 8: Like.
- 51:57Speaker 1: You said, I just did the same. God?
- 52:08Speaker 2: Is this the good stuff to read? Right here? Here's
- 52:11Speaker 2: the good stuff.
- 52:11Speaker 5: One of the three hend written notes on Hernandez left
- 52:14Speaker 5: behind before hanging himself and his single cell, was repoortly
- 52:18Speaker 5: for his gay prison lover. Although the existence of the
- 52:20Speaker 5: notes was made public by prison officials Thursday, The Daily
- 52:24Speaker 5: Mail is citing a source close to the investigation that
- 52:27Speaker 5: one note was penned to a gay lover.
- 52:29Speaker 1: Wow.
- 52:30Speaker 5: The other two notes, according to report, were written by
- 52:32Speaker 5: the former Patriots tight End to his fiance and their four.
- 52:35Speaker 2: Year old daughter.
- 52:36Speaker 1: Is it wrong that you said a gay lover and
- 52:38Speaker 1: tidy End in the same sentence.
- 52:44Speaker 2: They haven't released what it said yet.
- 52:47Speaker 6: I don't think they will.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Well, the gay lovers on eyeball tyeball suicide? Watch good?
- 52:53Speaker 1: What is that that means?
- 52:55Speaker 2: Really?
- 52:55Speaker 1: That means that's some poor fucking prison guards got to
- 52:58Speaker 1: sit there and face to face him going don't.
- 53:00Speaker 10: Do it, don't do it, don't take your eyes off,
- 53:02Speaker 10: don't do it, don't kill little yeah.
- 53:15Speaker 2: Wh wh wh who that.
- 53:18Speaker 7: Works for you or works with you would be the
- 53:20Speaker 7: least want to do eyeball to eyeball with the person
- 53:23Speaker 7: kill themselves would be rolling e rock.
- 53:26Speaker 1: Nobody in here would do that.
- 53:27Speaker 2: I would kill himself.
- 53:28Speaker 1: Would you go about you?
- 53:30Speaker 7: Let me go to eyeball to eyeball and the guy
- 53:32Speaker 7: looks at me and goes, I want to kill myself.
- 53:33Speaker 2: I'm going all right, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna play right.
- 53:37Speaker 1: Would you kill himself?
- 53:39Speaker 2: I don't have time to wait.
- 53:44Speaker 1: He's just annoyed.
- 53:49Speaker 2: He's just looking at the ice tonight.
- 53:51Speaker 7: And now, if you're gonna kill yourself, buddy, he's just
- 53:54Speaker 7: on top of the xam BONI looking at the ices.
- 53:57Speaker 2: The ice shavings are piling up. Oh that's really funny
- 54:05Speaker 2: anyway for.
- 54:06Speaker 5: Him more, which one ciding a well planned source to
- 54:10Speaker 5: Daily Mails also reports that Hernandez had covered the floor
- 54:13Speaker 5: of his cell and soap, and Casey lost his nerve
- 54:16Speaker 5: when trying to hang himself. Jesus so poor Lee also
- 54:20Speaker 5: gave away most of his personal belongings leading up to
- 54:22Speaker 5: his suicide.
- 54:24Speaker 2: Uh, let's see.
- 54:26Speaker 5: His lawyer told the Boston Globe that the convicted killer
- 54:28Speaker 5: had a telephone conversation with Jenkins Hernandez about seven hours
- 54:32Speaker 5: before his.
- 54:33Speaker 2: Body was found.
- 54:33Speaker 5: That Daily Mail's reports suggests a gay lover was then
- 54:36Speaker 5: the last person he spoke to before taking his own life.
- 54:39Speaker 2: What the fuck? Man?
- 54:42Speaker 1: You know?
- 54:44Speaker 2: All right? Was he just getting blow jobs? Because then
- 54:49Speaker 2: that's not a gay lover. I'm gonna go out for
- 54:55Speaker 2: the guy speak for himself. I know I can't speak
- 54:59Speaker 2: for himself, so I'm gonna happen. He was just can't
- 55:02Speaker 2: blow jobs, you know. Oh my god, a little experience
- 55:05Speaker 2: in the field. Jesus, somebody tell you something night. I'm
- 55:10Speaker 2: just I can't say. I can't stay quiet. I'm so right, Carl,
- 55:13Speaker 2: that's funny. That's really funny.
- 55:16Speaker 5: Oh now before we break, every phone is lit.
- 55:20Speaker 2: Let's see if you want to do any of these.
- 55:21Speaker 5: I have some info about muy Thai Arkansas is doing
- 55:25Speaker 5: to a day over an eleven years.
- 55:26Speaker 1: That's what he said. Yeah, it's not true.
- 55:29Speaker 7: They just say those things and then after three seconds,
- 55:32Speaker 7: like now, when I make brownies, corn starts they sneak.
- 55:36Speaker 1: Up by somebody's not really trying to ask us. I
- 55:39Speaker 1: really want to know the Dutch skin.
- 55:44Speaker 7: They get me like these like, oh, you're really funny
- 55:46Speaker 7: on his show, what's the best steakhouse?
- 55:48Speaker 1: And my green mains are a little dry?
- 55:52Speaker 2: What's your favor breaking, I tell my girl. Then they go,
- 55:55Speaker 2: that's stupid, that's the worst bacon. Oh fucking well.
- 55:59Speaker 5: So the guy says he wants to explain why the
- 56:00Speaker 5: drugs for lethal injection are hard to get.
- 56:02Speaker 1: That's that's what I want.
- 56:05Speaker 5: And then you city slickers don't know nothing about dairy chaos.
- 56:10Speaker 5: And this guy wants to talk about Black Mirror. Didn't
- 56:12Speaker 5: you jump in on Black Mirror yet on Netflix?
- 56:15Speaker 1: No?
- 56:15Speaker 2: Oh, it's good.
- 56:16Speaker 1: What is it? It's good? Yeah, yeah, we're talking about this,
- 56:19Speaker 1: aren't you.
- 56:19Speaker 9: Paul.
- 56:22Speaker 5: He rock turned me on to it. It's kind of
- 56:24Speaker 5: like Twilight Zone. Yeah, no, it's all distobed. Yeah, he's
- 56:28Speaker 5: all technology based. What actually could happen if things keep
- 56:32Speaker 5: going away? Kind of creepy because a lot of the
- 56:34Speaker 5: stuff you're like, you know what, that could be a thing,
- 56:37Speaker 5: you know in the future.
- 56:38Speaker 2: Uh, let's say hi to Joe in Connecticut. Joe go ahead.
- 56:43Speaker 9: Hey, how's it gone?
- 56:43Speaker 2: Hey man?
- 56:44Speaker 8: The majority of the drugs that are used for lethal
- 56:47Speaker 8: injection come from European drug companies. Okay, And because because
- 56:52Speaker 8: the death penalty is frowned upon and you know, it
- 56:55Speaker 8: doesn't really exist in Europe, they don't want us using
- 56:57Speaker 8: their drugs kill people, so they won't sell.
- 57:00Speaker 1: Ah, that's wonderful.
- 57:03Speaker 2: What can our chemist figure out what those drugs are?
- 57:05Speaker 1: Make it wrong? Thank you?
- 57:08Speaker 12: You think we're just behind?
- 57:10Speaker 2: Oh wait, the fuck we never.
- 57:12Speaker 12: Have, We never needed to until now.
- 57:15Speaker 1: So right, all right, all right, we gotta get Fizer
- 57:18Speaker 1: on this. You know, Mark firing squad.
- 57:21Speaker 2: You don't need a nerd cat put a bullet in
- 57:24Speaker 2: his face.
- 57:24Speaker 5: That society in general has decided that this thing is
- 57:28Speaker 5: going away.
- 57:30Speaker 2: I was reading this article. The numbers are dropping drastically.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Death penalty.
- 57:33Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great deterrent.
- 57:35Speaker 1: Well or is it really? You know? I just like
- 57:38Speaker 1: it if you're about to be honest with you, I
- 57:40Speaker 1: just like, if you're about it's not a great determ.
- 57:42Speaker 1: I would love to think it is.
- 57:44Speaker 5: But when you give some of the death penalty in
- 57:46Speaker 5: nineteen eighty five and he kill me in twenty ten,
- 57:48Speaker 5: that's not a determined Listen when you know, oh, I
- 57:51Speaker 5: got the death penalty today, but they're actually going to
- 57:53Speaker 5: do it twenty five years.
- 57:54Speaker 1: From the dictator, right, Saddam who's saying it has to
- 57:57Speaker 1: be the dictator for thirty years? Fucking ship gold toilets
- 58:00Speaker 1: and oh yeah, they finally pulled him out of a
- 58:02Speaker 1: fucking hole, but he had a thirty year run. Of course,
- 58:05Speaker 1: whatever the he wanted. You're a criminal.
- 58:07Speaker 5: But to your point, it would be a determ if
- 58:10Speaker 5: death penalty next day, goodbye. But but if you're waiting
- 58:14Speaker 5: twenty to twenty five years, are you worried about that?
- 58:18Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, you're right, but I.
- 58:21Speaker 7: Always like to have that option. I'll tell you I
- 58:23Speaker 7: didn't think that I cared about it. I was really
- 58:25Speaker 7: not a for the death penalty a long time because
- 58:28Speaker 7: I always thought that i'd be the one that was
- 58:29Speaker 7: going to get it from.
- 58:31Speaker 1: But that's just because of your food, Carlos. Yeah.
- 58:33Speaker 2: But the thing is is like, once I had kids
- 58:35Speaker 2: and stuff, I think.
- 58:36Speaker 7: I'm like, if someone hurts one of my kids and
- 58:38Speaker 7: you saw it on film, I want to see that video.
- 58:41Speaker 2: I want to have the opportunity to watch that guy
- 58:43Speaker 2: dot here, Well, then don't want watch prison.
- 58:45Speaker 1: Imagine something happens to you kid, prison.
- 58:48Speaker 2: Prison fighters, fighters, prison fighters. I magine someone.
- 58:51Speaker 7: Mutilates your kid or some ship, Like I want to
- 58:53Speaker 7: see that guy dead man if you know.
- 58:56Speaker 1: They did it, Like well, back to the Gary Gilmore
- 58:58Speaker 1: with the firing squad. He walked in the venience store
- 59:00Speaker 1: and then shot to people to put him down and
- 59:02Speaker 1: hit him in the back executioner style. And he's right
- 59:05Speaker 1: there on the video so they know he did it.
- 59:07Speaker 2: Right.
- 59:07Speaker 1: So now in cases like that where it really is
- 59:10Speaker 1: no great area at all, then yeah, walk him out
- 59:13Speaker 1: fucking back and that should be fat.
- 59:15Speaker 2: How long did he survive after that?
- 59:16Speaker 1: I don't know. You pulled the seventy seven, but yeah, maybe,
- 59:20Speaker 1: but it was I don't think it was that long.
- 59:21Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 59:22Speaker 1: He might have been five years if I did guess
- 59:26Speaker 1: under ten early seventies. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, that didn't.
- 59:29Speaker 2: Seem like one that went on.
- 59:30Speaker 1: I mean, you're already one for one. You might as
- 59:32Speaker 1: well fucking take a bow girl.
- 59:35Speaker 5: But honestly, Vic, I'm taking an educated guess because we've begun.
- 59:39Speaker 1: I don't think he's got there, like twenty five years.
- 59:41Speaker 5: Came pussies as time went on. Absolutely, But I think
- 59:44Speaker 5: back in the day, we try to move.
- 59:45Speaker 2: This along a little quicker. Let me let me see. Uh.
- 59:51Speaker 5: Date apprehended nineteen seventy six. Whoa Okay, that's apprehended. Date
- 59:57Speaker 5: apprehended July twenty first, nineteen seventy right, and he died
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: on the seventeenth January seventeenth, nineteenth seventy seven months later,
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: seven months later.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: They didn't fuck around. They wanted him gone.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Well they got again. They had him on the video.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: If there's certain, there's certain absolute no gray areas this
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: pile of ship. Person male or female did this, so
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: fucking see you see later, buddy.
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: You know he was apprehended, but I would assume they
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: got him pretty quick. It wasn't one of these guys
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: that was on the lamb for a.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Long no, no, no.
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: And then we had a guy but he hung up.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: The most humane way to kill somebody.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: Okay, what's that?
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: This guy swears it's the guillotine. I think it's just
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: let him get married.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: Really, the gears fucking die, you'll kill you.
- 1:00:45Speaker 5: I don't know, man, for that second or two where
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: you're where you're rolling, well, either way, how's the.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: Game square, I don't know.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: Both instantaneous, they're not, they're not.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Your head's alive for a.
- 1:00:55Speaker 7: While, off your body. Yeah, you're in that basket looking
- 1:00:59Speaker 7: no shit can look you can.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Hear, pull it up alive, that's what so you're I don't,
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:01:08Speaker 5: They don't use the basket, and your head's rolling away
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: looking at your body.
- 1:01:14Speaker 7: I've killed. I've killed more animals than anybody in here.
- 1:01:17Speaker 7: I've taken the heads off.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: Of animals, and now we don't know much about vic.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Let me.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: I've taken the heads off the chicken.
- 1:01:27Speaker 7: I've taken the heads off of chickens really clean, really really.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: They run around for a while, but the body runs around.
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: That's fine. But guess what I'm holding.
- 1:01:34Speaker 7: I'm holding that little fucking head and I'm watching a
- 1:01:36Speaker 7: little blank and the beaks moving ship like that's the
- 1:01:39Speaker 7: fucking things looking at me. I'm telling you, and it
- 1:01:43Speaker 7: makes ancause. I yeah, I mean, I feel yeah, And
- 1:01:49Speaker 7: then I feel the warm blood come down from the
- 1:01:51Speaker 7: back of his neck.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Oh my god, night, motherfucker. And then I know I
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: gotta do it again next week night, motherfucker.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: I'm gonna wake I'm going to work for Carls Restaurant.
- 1:02:05Speaker 6: Four seconds electric conscious activity.
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: That's a long four seconds. Yeah, I think one two exactly, you.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: Can get one two, three four in you know, like,
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: oh my fucking boom boom something more.
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: Seconds in your brain is a long time.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Four seconds in my brain is a goddamn internity.
- 1:02:30Speaker 5: He can tell you that, Yeah, they could get a
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: lot done in four seconds when you're talking to them.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: I was driving crazy yesterday. By the way, I'm sorry
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: with what all the fucking whatever the music thing about today,
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: and I felt like, I said, You're like, oh.
- 1:02:45Speaker 9: No, I love what.
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: I like that I made you laugh at a dumb Carol King.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: It was dried. It was.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: It was really cheesy and hilarious exactly.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: I actually was.
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: I wanted to play cold Play politics birthday, sure, but
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: then I saw that I was Pop's birthday.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: So you missed the song you played less for Live
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: Oh better?
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: Oh what'd you play?
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: What would be your second choice for Mage? The one
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: for the car rental commercials d D Passenger?
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: All right, that's good, although I love Hey did do.
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: We have an update on the reward for the McDonald's employee.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: They're not going to give it to her.
- 1:03:25Speaker 7: Why if you're working at McDonald's, chances are you're getting
- 1:03:28Speaker 7: screwed anyway.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: But she stall the guy a little bit, so they
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: did a great job. That's how they that's how they
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: found him. Yeah, the McNuggets was.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: You want McNuggets surprize? She said, the prizes aren't ready yet.
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: Right over there, and I bring him out Jason, and
- 1:03:41Speaker 5: then he finally got a little nervous and took off,
- 1:03:44Speaker 5: But at that point they already called the cops, and
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: then they had four or five cars on him.
- 1:03:49Speaker 7: She had the complete opposite reaction of what I would
- 1:03:51Speaker 7: have had if I was working there and I recognized
- 1:03:55Speaker 7: who he was, I'd open that little window and say,
- 1:03:57Speaker 7: oh shit, listen, motherfucker, here's my phone, here's some money
- 1:04:01Speaker 7: for the register, get the fun. Oh you would have
- 1:04:03Speaker 7: just handed over because you want to be friends with
- 1:04:05Speaker 7: the guy that's shooting people for no reason.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: I would.
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: I would have been the guy gonna look, everyone knows
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: about your white car.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Here's my key, which over friends.
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: You know, you're guaranteed that you're gonna be s.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: You're clean exactly THEMSELFS.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: I knew you were both.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: I didn't hear this.
- 1:04:29Speaker 11: Svive not to die.
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: I know that you know that everyone knows what you
- 1:04:36Speaker 5: look like and what car you're driving. Let's make a
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: little deal right here.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: At the wow.
- 1:04:41Speaker 7: Listen, buddy, we're gonna jazz up your little escape here.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: I'm thinking in the future, you pull you pull over there,
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: all nice, don't fucking make any noise.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: My managers are fucking weirdo. I can't vouch for him
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: like me.
- 1:05:00Speaker 7: You can count that fake cop Indian back there. He's
- 1:05:05Speaker 7: gonna fucking call the cops.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: Matter of fact, he's calling the cops right now. So
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: if you want, look, I'll move. I'll move to the side.
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: I would shoot him and shot I would shoot him.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: He will give you another twenty minutes run like the
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: wind sun. God.
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: Yeah, you surprised me with the reward.
- 1:05:27Speaker 6: Money comes down to the FBI, the at F, and
- 1:05:31Speaker 6: the US Marshall's Service, But as of now, there's been
- 1:05:34Speaker 6: no official meetings, but local law enforcement are saying that
- 1:05:37Speaker 6: they're the because the McDonald's employees called. They're the ones who,
- 1:05:41Speaker 6: of course, but there could be a technicality because it says,
- 1:05:44Speaker 6: uh the award he wasn't arrested.
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: Give it's fifty gs give her the her or he
- 1:05:53Speaker 5: the money, and don't give it to the dumb boss.
- 1:05:57Speaker 13: Do you know how much that asshole would cost us
- 1:05:59Speaker 13: and taking care of him for the next year fifty
- 1:06:02Speaker 13: eight years. He looked healthy as fuck too, he had. Yeah,
- 1:06:05Speaker 13: it would have been a while. Yeah, he's not doing
- 1:06:08Speaker 13: They were fifty grand.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: That lady just saved you a million dollars.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Yeah,