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Dirty Little Secret: What do you do when your ex cheats on you with your coworker? Find out what she this lady did! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: All right, dirty Little Secret, you got one? What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? So to be fair, I'm some backstory here. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So I found out that my ex is cheating on
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  Speaker 3: me with my coworker for at.
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  Speaker 2: Least a year.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, So I wanted to get my revenge
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  Speaker 3: in a let's say, not so typical way, so I've
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  Speaker 3: plouded on him. I bet you don't know this, but
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  Speaker 3: it's like really easy to buy cockroach eggs online?
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  Speaker 1: What cock Wait, hold on, cockroach eggs, psycho.
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  Speaker 3: They look like little same seeds. They look like little
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  Speaker 3: sesme seeds. They come in like a brown paper bag.
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  Speaker 3: Super discreet. It's really easy to buy.
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  Speaker 1: So you can buy them online. You can buy anything online.
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  Speaker 1: Why am I surprised by this? But I guess I've
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  Speaker 1: never looked at cockroach eggs because I'm not a complete psycho.
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  Speaker 2: No offense, what so what did you do?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I just told him that I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: get my things out of the apartment and I didn't
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  Speaker 3: want him there, so I had like a lot of
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  Speaker 3: time to plant the little eggs around his house.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you ordered the cockroach eggs online?
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  Speaker 2: You oh this is I'm getting the he be GBI's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't take them. So you order them online,
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  Speaker 1: they come to your your wherever, and then you take
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  Speaker 1: them and you spread had him around his place and
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  Speaker 1: say good luck.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you see I didn't go crazy. I just put
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  Speaker 3: like a little bit under the fridge, a little bit
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  Speaker 3: behind the couch and in his recliner.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, but just a little bit of like eggs
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  Speaker 1: turns into.
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  Speaker 2: A lot quick. Can you imagine. I mean, yeah, cockroaches
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  Speaker 2: are just they breed like sounds all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, he So he ended up posting about
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  Speaker 3: it like two weeks later, and he was like, I
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  Speaker 3: have the infestation from hell.
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  Speaker 1: I've just been n So he posted about it online
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  Speaker 1: and then you're watching from the sidelines, like, oh, wonder
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  Speaker 1: how that happened. It's like a couple of weeks, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it took like two weeks and I've just been here.
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  Speaker 3: He has no idea that it was me. He just
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  Speaker 3: thinks that it just happened. He had to like move,
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  Speaker 3: He moved and he got an exterminator. He moved apartments,
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  Speaker 3: and I've just been here giggling.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it was an apartment.
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  Speaker 1: So that probably means honestly, his neighbors are you infested
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  Speaker 1: a whole damn bility.
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  Speaker 3: Then I think he deserves it in my opinion.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean, no doubt he's a scumbag for cheating
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  Speaker 1: on you with a coworker. But I guess this is
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  Speaker 1: so usually I feel like, oh, I know if somebody
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  Speaker 1: plotted revenge on me.
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  Speaker 2: But honestly, if this happened to me, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: i'd ever know. It wouldn't well, who would think someone
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  Speaker 2: would put cockroach egg.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking it up right now because I'm psycho. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking it up to see if I can order some,
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  Speaker 1: because I think it'd be funny as No. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it to you know, in real life.
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  Speaker 1: But if I had to pooh, you ain't doing that
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  Speaker 1: to me. And if I had to order some and
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  Speaker 1: get them online, okay, buy cockroach eggs online by cockroach Eggs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Here it is here, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you can buy a whole colony of d Bay cockroaches.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so they're rich cockroaches with the eggs. Yeah, d
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  Speaker 1: buy chocolate cockroaches. No, okay, it just says it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: say chocolate, it says Dubai. Yeah, right here, adults pack
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  Speaker 1: at twelve. Oh, you can actually buy the cockroaches, the grown.
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  Speaker 2: Ones that's discussed. You get a twelve pack.
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  Speaker 1: Of cockroaches for twenty five dollars right now, the hissing ones.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well there you go. You learn something new every day.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, it comes in It says it comes in vials. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm talking like we're talking hundreds in one vial.
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  Speaker 2: So if you spread it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ma'am, you are on nuts, but we love you
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  Speaker 1: and we appreciate.
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  Speaker 2: Your confession and I would never cheat on you.
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  Speaker 1: If I would honestly tell this story when you get
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  Speaker 1: to a new relationship, I would be like, hey, just
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  Speaker 1: to let you know this what I did to my ex.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm only getting crazier and don't.
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  Speaker 3: Mess with me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I won't.
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  Speaker 2: You stay right there, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, just cutting cockroach eggs. If anything could be grosser,
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  Speaker 1: more discussing than cockroaches, it's cockroach egs.