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Sliwa's(filling-in for Simone) 10am Monologue · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Now the Guardian Angel of talk radio is here. Curtis
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  Speaker 1: sleewa guest host the Mark Simone Show on seven to
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  Speaker 1: ten Woo. I'm substituting from Marx Simone. I appreciate the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity that program director Tom Cuddy and Mark have given
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  Speaker 1: me again here at iHeart, so that my voice could
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  Speaker 1: be heard and your voice could be heard. But understand this,
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  Speaker 1: if you've ever heard me in talk radio, as Crash
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  Speaker 1: has forced to listen, he had no choice, he was
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  Speaker 1: the board operator. I always question authority. I'm not part
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  Speaker 1: of the chorus. And if you're waking up or you
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  Speaker 1: just went out and had your cup cool fee and
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  Speaker 1: your Danish, that's very important, that word Danish. Because the
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  Speaker 1: lead story is absolutely mind. Our President Donald Trump has
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  Speaker 1: lost it. He's gone cuckoo for cocoal puffs. He wants greenland,
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  Speaker 1: really greenland. Yeah, we're ready to go to the war
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  Speaker 1: to get Greenland. Let me explain how this has gone
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  Speaker 1: completely absurd because there are so many of you out there.
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  Speaker 1: Just like there are Democrats who can justify anything the
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  Speaker 1: Democrats say do, there are Republicans out there, especially those
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  Speaker 1: who are maga, who can justify anything that Trump says
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  Speaker 1: or does, but this is completely nuts. So today is
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  Speaker 1: the start of the World Economic Forum at Dovels in Switzerland.
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  Speaker 1: All the richest, all the world leaders of the Fortune
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  Speaker 1: five hundred companies and obviously of nations will be there and.
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  Speaker 2: What they call a spirited dialogue. Let's know, spirited. Dieg here,
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  Speaker 2: what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: You're heard in the lead story that even the Canadians
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  Speaker 1: are saying they're going to send troops to Greenland to
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  Speaker 1: protect their sovereignty against the potential invasion by the United States.
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  Speaker 1: That alone sounds crazy. Reminds me of the movie Canadian Bacon,
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  Speaker 1: you remember with John Candy. We'll get into that. I'll
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  Speaker 1: make all the links. And that the President of the
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  Speaker 1: United States, the most powerful man in the world, apparently
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend, in the aftermath of major demonstrations against
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  Speaker 1: the United States in Greenland. Who would have ever thought
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  Speaker 1: there'd be demonstrations other than by reindeer in Greenland and
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  Speaker 1: in Denmark. Who has been our best ally in Europe,
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  Speaker 1: not a fair weathered friend, who lost troops in Afghanistan
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  Speaker 1: fighting side by side with the Americans and in Iraq
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  Speaker 1: when some other countries would not send their own troops.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, in the invasion of Iraq in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and three, remember how all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: we were so upset with the French they wouldn't send
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  Speaker 1: troops that we decided to rename French fries Freedom fries.
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  Speaker 2: How did that work out?
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  Speaker 1: Right? When's the last time you went to a diner
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  Speaker 1: you had a cheeseburg special and you say, man, hold
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  Speaker 1: those French fries, I want American fries. That was the
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  Speaker 1: dumbest invasion for weapons of mass destruction, right, we're still.
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  Speaker 2: Looking for those weapons of mass destruction.
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  Speaker 1: What a mess in Iraq we created, Dick Cheney Bush
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  Speaker 1: forty three. But oh yeah, we were gonna align ourselves
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  Speaker 1: because Dick Cheney had convinced us that it was really
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  Speaker 1: set out Hussein who had launched the attack against the
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  Speaker 1: World Trade Center. At least he wanted people to know
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  Speaker 1: that and not al Qaeda. This is nuts, This is
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  Speaker 1: all over again. And I'm gonna give you all an
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to weigh in, especially those who want to defend
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  Speaker 1: the president in this madness to basically take Greenland by
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  Speaker 1: all means possible. And there's a history of this, and
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna go through that because typically, you know, when
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  Speaker 1: you haven't talk shows, and that's why it gives me
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  Speaker 1: a headache.
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  Speaker 2: After a while, it's like a repeat cycle. They just repeat.
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  Speaker 1: Themselves over and over and over instead of saying no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no question authority. This does not make sense. Stand up
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  Speaker 1: to authority. If it don't sound right, I guarantee you
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  Speaker 1: it ain't right. So let's get those phone lines singing
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  Speaker 1: and ringing. Here the station that I listen to now
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  Speaker 1: as often as I can with my wife Nancy seven
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  Speaker 1: to ten woor are the voice in New York eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred three two one zero seven ten. That's eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: and three two one zero seven ten. And let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you, I guarantee you the next thing that the
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  Speaker 1: President of the United States will do is issue a
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  Speaker 1: ten percent tariff on any Danish that we eat in
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  Speaker 1: the United States. That's right, be prepared for this crash. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of core fee and your order of Danish.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, my favorite is Alman Apple. I had
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  Speaker 1: one this morning in support of Denmark. Is this nuts? Now?
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: You're like accustod Danish or fruit Danish, your sweet Danny.
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  Speaker 1: You know the origin of it is comes from Denmark,
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  Speaker 1: you know, back to the Vikings, the Norseman Eric de
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  Speaker 1: red Lee Ferrison. Yeah, we're gonna get into all of that.
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  Speaker 1: How Greenland was first colonized even though they had their
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  Speaker 1: own indigenous people there. You know, we always called hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we colonize it. We found that, we discovered it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there were people they were already from actually went Norway
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  Speaker 1: to Denmark, to Iceland, to Greenland, to Hollyfox, to Newfoundland
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  Speaker 1: to Prince Edward Island, to the Maritime provinces where apparently
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  Speaker 1: Leif Erickson left a little bit of uh we'll call
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  Speaker 1: it a squat, and then it disappeared over time, like
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  Speaker 1: five hundred years before. Christopher Columbus in fourteen ninety two,
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  Speaker 1: right went west in order to discover East with a Nina,
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  Speaker 1: the Pinter, the Santa the Maria. Yes, I know, crash,
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  Speaker 1: I know you say, the Nina, the Pinter, the Santa Maria.
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  Speaker 1: None of there were four ships, trust me on that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: this is crazy. I'm let's see you all morning. Look.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, hey, yeah, this makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, the United States, we need Greenland for our own security,
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  Speaker 1: of the world's security. Really, really, what eight hundred three
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  Speaker 1: two one zero seven ten. It's one eight hundred three
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  Speaker 1: to two one zero sevent ten. I'd love some of
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  Speaker 1: you armchair experts wherever you are off you're happen to
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  Speaker 1: be in your car, if you're happen to be in
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  Speaker 1: an eighteen wheelchack to trailer, if you happen to be
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  Speaker 1: listening online, if you happen to be at home, and
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  Speaker 1: you can tell you, oh yeah, this is priority number one.
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  Speaker 1: We must take Greenland by all means necessary. Crash it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is right out of the movie
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  Speaker 1: Canadian Bacon. Remember nineteen ninety five. This was Michael Moore
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  Speaker 1: made that movie with Yard Candy, Remember Allen Halt. And
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  Speaker 1: now Canada is gonna send truths to Greenland and helped
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  Speaker 1: protect its sovereignty against who putin president She who's on first,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, is on second belly slide into third
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  Speaker 1: from Red China.
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  Speaker 2: Now against us? Is this not nuts?
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  Speaker 1: So I want you, in support of the Danes, to
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  Speaker 1: go out there and buy as many Danish as you
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  Speaker 1: can before the President of the United States at Davos
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  Speaker 1: in Switzerland imposes eight ten percent tariff on all the
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  Speaker 1: Danish shit we eat. Here in the United States. I
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  Speaker 1: certainly had my Almend Apple Danish this morning and I
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  Speaker 1: felt so good, so nourished, and I'm looking at television. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about what's going on in Minneapolis. I've
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  Speaker 1: been there many years. I know that city like the
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  Speaker 1: back of my hand. And there is a connection here Lutherans.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lutherans. It came about in the Scandinavian countries.
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  Speaker 1: They ended up occupying Minnesota. They're more Lutherans there than
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  Speaker 1: anywhere else in the United States.
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  Speaker 2: I'll make the linkage there.
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  Speaker 1: But no, no, no, let's stay focused on this absolute nutty
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  Speaker 1: situation that the President of the United States is getting
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  Speaker 1: us into. So apparently Donald Trump, in advance to going
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  Speaker 1: to Davos in Switzerland with all the billionaires and kazillionaires
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  Speaker 1: and the masters of the universe, texted the Prime Minister
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  Speaker 1: of Norway that he no longer felt obliged to think
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  Speaker 1: purely of peace and that the world would not be
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  Speaker 1: secure until America controlled Greenland. And he claims, as a
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  Speaker 1: real estate guy would or a landward, where's the deed.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see the deed that Denmark has to
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  Speaker 1: say that the land of Queenland is theirs to occupy.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently the President didn't do very well in the history
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  Speaker 1: when he went to Fordham University, when he went to
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  Speaker 1: Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania, or
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  Speaker 1: even to the New York Military Academy of State when
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  Speaker 1: his father Fred sent him there. By the way, another
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  Speaker 1: person who went there, his father couldn't control them. When
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  Speaker 1: you can't control your son's where do you send them?
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  Speaker 1: Crash to a military academy used to be Lesal out
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  Speaker 1: in Long Island. They had the cousin ust Wing out there.
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  Speaker 1: These were fathers who couldn't control their sons, so they
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  Speaker 1: sent him out there. But it's like boarding school. John
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  Speaker 1: Gotti Jr. Was sent up to the New York Military
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  Speaker 1: Academy in the Hudson Valley by yes, John Gotti Senior,
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  Speaker 1: who could not control the sun.
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  Speaker 2: But let's push that aside.
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  Speaker 1: And then the President goes into this wret to the
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  Speaker 1: Prime Ministuff of Norway. And by the way, I want
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  Speaker 1: my Nobel Peace Prize that Norway controls. Anybody explained to
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  Speaker 1: the Presidental maybe they're so afraid to talk to him
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  Speaker 1: in the White House that Norway the country does not
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  Speaker 1: control the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, and that he already
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  Speaker 1: got his Nobel Peace Prize when all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: Maria Corina Machado visited him. Who should have been the
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  Speaker 1: duly elected president and part of the administration of Venezuela.
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  Speaker 1: With our takeover there by the way, all that oil
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  Speaker 1: that we've seized, now six oil tankers crash. You know
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  Speaker 1: where the money's gonna go once we sell it. It's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna go into a bank in the United States,
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  Speaker 1: of which there are many. We're banking it in Qatar. Now,
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  Speaker 1: why would we be putting the proceeds from the six
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  Speaker 1: oil tankers that we have seized and a bank in Qatar.
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  Speaker 1: I might as well put it in a bank in
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  Speaker 1: Switzerland that came in islands, Panama, out of sight, out
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  Speaker 1: of mind, or maybe even Dubai. That's where a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money laudering gets none. I've been to all these places, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and nobody is asking these questions. Nobody If a Democrat
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  Speaker 1: asked them all, that's because you hate Trump.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're independent and autonomous and you're not just
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  Speaker 2: a sickle fan, toty.
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  Speaker 1: Or lackey, why would you not ask these questions, Is
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  Speaker 1: this not the nuttiest thing you've ever heard and seen
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend in the streets of Copenhagen. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: they weren't having their Ludifish crash. Oh no, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the Copenhagen Ludafish You know. Your take used to be
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  Speaker 1: the ferry over from Gothenburg, Sweden, where I have the
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  Speaker 1: Guardian Angels, and everybody be drunk on that ferry and
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  Speaker 1: vomiting over into the North Sea there. Now they got
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  Speaker 1: the bridge. They were protesting against the United States in Greenland,
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  Speaker 1: protesting against United States.
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  Speaker 2: This is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: The most loyal European country, Denmark, would send troops, unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: to Iraq for a fake war for weapons of mass destruction.
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  Speaker 1: They lost men in battle in Iraq. They lost men
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  Speaker 1: in battle serving with Americans in Afghanistan.
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  Speaker 2: And this is how we reward them. We ch didn't
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  Speaker 2: like fair weather friends. Up next, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna have to take you on a little history lesson
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  Speaker 1: about Greenland, its origin, Lee Ferriics and Eric the Red
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  Speaker 1: pay Ridge Sunset park. Boy. I'm gonna tie it all
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  Speaker 1: up in a neat bundle, and I can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: talk to all of you who just want to join
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  Speaker 1: that chorus and say yeah, you now Trump here it
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  Speaker 1: has a reason to do this, shaking the sword, threatening war.
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  Speaker 1: The Canada is sending its troops to Greenland to protect
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  Speaker 1: the reindeer from who Russia, Red China, No an evasion
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  Speaker 1: by the United States. Three to two, one zero seven ten.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk radio like you've never had before. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: let's face it been doing this for thirty five years.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be damned if I'm gonna come come on to
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  Speaker 1: a great station like WA the Voice in New York
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  Speaker 1: seven ten and just lip sync what everybody else is saying.
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  Speaker 1: Hell no, think for yourself, question authority.
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  Speaker 2: This is nuts.