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DLHS Hour 3 | Marlon Wayans joins DLHS crew · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Hold on, who made the potato salad? Hey man, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't supposed to have raisins and walnuts in it. And
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  Speaker 1: crunch your ass, Celery, that ain't what's up? Hey, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? This is your boy? Skip cheating with the
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  Speaker 1: d O Hugley Show.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: We are having fun today.
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  Speaker 1: I know you barbequing, taking our advantage of the Memorial
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  Speaker 1: Day sales getting you shopping on. Hey, but keep your
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  Speaker 1: radio on blasts because we are not only playing your
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  Speaker 1: favorite songs some of the funniest moments from the d.
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  Speaker 1: Hugley Show. Hey man, that's how it goes down. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the summer, all right, Memorial Day on the d
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  Speaker 1: O Hugley Show.
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  Speaker 3: The RFK not the.
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  Speaker 4: Junior one, No, not the real one. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Obviously,
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  Speaker 4: RFK Jr. Is the is the gator of the Kennedy
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  Speaker 4: He really is. I don't understand. How do it was
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  Speaker 4: on hair one for fifteen years? Tell you tiling all
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  Speaker 4: bad for you? I just don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't get.
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  Speaker 4: And that's a reasonable reasonable That was a song when
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  Speaker 4: your mom and daddy was still together. Force INDs ten
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  Speaker 4: left that that's they.
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  Speaker 5: It will be the next day, man, I forgot that
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  Speaker 5: you were having a colonoscarary. You called me and you
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  Speaker 5: were high. You were saying crazy, I'm not kidding. You
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  Speaker 5: started off saying where are the sandwiches? I said, what
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  Speaker 5: sandwiches are you talking about? And then you said what
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  Speaker 5: time we got to go in today?
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you're alive.
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  Speaker 5: The doctor's always And you said, well, Skip stopped by
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  Speaker 5: the day.
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  Speaker 3: I said he did?
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  Speaker 5: You said yeah, and then you said yeah, but did
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  Speaker 5: my mama come see about me?
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  Speaker 4: Jaron and Jason Collins uh to one of them, Jason
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  Speaker 4: came out as gay. Right, that's a tall gay dude.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, all to be gay. Your boyfriend got up
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  Speaker 4: on you. That's crazy, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Coming to the show.
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  Speaker 4: My very favorite waynes like, I think that could be
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  Speaker 4: a new TV show, My favorite wayings, my favorite put
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  Speaker 4: your head together for Marlon Wade and how you doing,
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  Speaker 4: baby boy?
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  Speaker 2: What's up my guy? How you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I can't call it out my spoiler? How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, we ain't been in we ain't been out
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  Speaker 2: there doing any uh Twitter lately.
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  Speaker 3: We need to get all martinon.
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  Speaker 4: Called me a man, Come on, you don't block your
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  Speaker 4: blessings don't block your blessings. Then when he gets man,
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  Speaker 4: he don't listen to me, y'all. But y'all was threatened
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  Speaker 4: to kill lad. I'm like, oh, man, come on now,
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  Speaker 4: what a hypocrite. Hey man, you gotta be you got
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  Speaker 4: to be better than that. You take yourself. I beat
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  Speaker 4: your hands. Oh wait, that's the same guy.
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  Speaker 3: He's got the same guy. How you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 2: You funny because you'd be waiting my brother Sean, because
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  Speaker 2: I'm always the peacemaker and Sean Sean, Sean was the
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  Speaker 2: fighter back in the day, and he's always like so
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  Speaker 2: when I got mad, he would love it.
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  Speaker 3: He'd be like, oh, well, I like you too.
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  Speaker 2: Happen to Gandhi.
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  Speaker 3: What it was with Mother Teresa? All that old pieces?
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  Speaker 4: I told you, man, I said, I what I have
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  Speaker 4: very rarely seen is somebody who, first off, I think comedy,
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  Speaker 4: to get good at it takes a long time anyway,
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  Speaker 4: But then to get good when you come from the
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  Speaker 4: royal family of comedy is probably that much tough. But
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  Speaker 4: I think, man, on the accelerated track, you I just
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  Speaker 4: I just don't know how.
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  Speaker 3: You did it.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 4: It was It's an amazing thing to watch. It's an
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  Speaker 4: amazing thing to behold. How fast you've come great at
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  Speaker 4: the gig.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you man.
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  Speaker 2: What it is was very hard. I was scared to
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  Speaker 2: do it because you know, I'm coming behind those those giants,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Damon was a monster at
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  Speaker 2: my favor. And you know, when you do stand up,
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  Speaker 2: you tell jokes about anything that happen. You know, house,
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  Speaker 2: I got four other people telling the jokes that happened.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing to say. You realize with comedy itself,
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  Speaker 2: everybody gonna have a sex children, everybody gonna talk about politics,
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  Speaker 2: everybody talking about the same topics. They're gonna talk about relationships.
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  Speaker 2: But what is your take?
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  Speaker 3: And so once I started.
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  Speaker 2: Doing stand up, and I just got over the fear
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  Speaker 2: and just embrace what is my take?
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  Speaker 3: What is my life?
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  Speaker 2: What is my truth? What hurts me? And those are
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  Speaker 2: the things that resonated and for me, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: had all the other performance pieces, So now it's about
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  Speaker 2: building the set in terms of the writing. And also
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  Speaker 2: I had to be a an individual right growing up
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  Speaker 2: in that family. I don't want to be like Dave Man.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want that Keenan. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 2: like Sean. I just want to be Marlin, so never
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  Speaker 2: mind them. I don't want to be like no other comic.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to be me.
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  Speaker 4: When I say you're my favorite ways, I'm not lying, man.
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 4: I think what you have done, you know, is I
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  Speaker 4: think remarkable, and I think that you know, it's not
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  Speaker 4: one of those things I guess. At first people are
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  Speaker 4: kinda you know, the name will carry. But after a while,
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  Speaker 4: if people come see you once or twice, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it could be any number of things. They come back
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  Speaker 4: see you three or four times because you're good at
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  Speaker 4: what you do, and I think you've developed a really,
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  Speaker 4: really loyal follower. What's making you laugh these.
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  Speaker 2: Days besides you, you know, just watching how crazy the
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  Speaker 2: damn president is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta laugh.
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  Speaker 2: It's like somebody somebody crazy, Grandma's in office. This is craziness.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it would be.
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  Speaker 2: I learned to laugh at the world, right. You have
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  Speaker 2: a sense of humor. I don't take everything that serious.
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  Speaker 2: I just go everything that happens is bad. God puts
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  Speaker 2: there for comedians to go. Let me extract the funny
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  Speaker 2: so we can laugh at some of this numb that's
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  Speaker 2: going on.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know.
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  Speaker 4: The sad thing about it is this old senile, fat
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  Speaker 4: dude has the world, the interest of the world, in
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  Speaker 4: his hands, like they really eat, like because as this
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  Speaker 4: country goes, there are so many economies and so many
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  Speaker 4: things that are wrapped up in the American comedy, and
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  Speaker 4: that this chubby fingered, dim witted dude is in charge
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  Speaker 4: of it is.
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  Speaker 3: But it says more to me about white Americans. I
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  Speaker 3: think Trump is just like.
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  Speaker 2: On a dime that's gonna make me laugh.
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  Speaker 4: You can only use it to bai cheetos. You can
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  Speaker 4: only use it by orange things. My favorite puts hands
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  Speaker 4: together for Marlon Wayans. Thank you, baby boy. Keep doing
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  Speaker 4: what you do, baby, so we'll do man likewise. Now
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  Speaker 4: it's time for the streaming move review with the libo,
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  Speaker 4: the streaming hack warrior.
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  Speaker 3: Come men.
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  Speaker 6: Sallianney may say a mean me, Oh little dad, what's
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  Speaker 6: that libo?
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  Speaker 3: You know what she's passed out? Single de mail?
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  Speaker 7: You know, single demel is basically tackle Tuesday, drunker and
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  Speaker 7: louder o. Oh single the mail is crazy, but sasty
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  Speaker 7: mail is the day when you live fires for divorce,
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  Speaker 7: day when you whisper ever again while hugging your toilet
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  Speaker 7: and cirel. It is also the Mother's Day, the day
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  Speaker 7: everyone should do something special for the mother. Yes, dinner
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  Speaker 7: and flowers are very nice, but this year do something
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  Speaker 7: that she will never forget. Way get tired custom calendar
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  Speaker 7: where every month it's just a picture of you sleeping.
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  Speaker 3: On her couch as in a dog. Oh a homemade
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  Speaker 3: coupon book for one three I roll.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, this year I will give my mother a glow
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  Speaker 7: in the dark toilet seat with her face printed eland
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  Speaker 7: this way, when she sits down, she kisses her own bat.
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  Speaker 7: I'm citil this movie for the Mother's Day. The movie
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  Speaker 7: is The Devil is wet and product. So I mailed
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  Speaker 7: the strip and the hathaway. You know they have waited
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  Speaker 7: the twenty eight years to make this sequel from the
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  Speaker 7: original two thousand and six movie, A smart, sensible girl
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  Speaker 7: starts working as an assistant for his cynical high fashion
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  Speaker 7: magazine editor. This movie was his big hit, and like
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  Speaker 7: all bigger Hollywood money makers, they make a sequel, and
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  Speaker 7: dear my umbrother, you know how I feel about sequels.
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  Speaker 3: They're like their friend who keeps having one more baby.
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  Speaker 7: We all wish he was just stop like my brother's
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  Speaker 7: third wife, younger, louder, and somehow even worse.
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  Speaker 3: I'm siier this time around.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone is back and they're all trying to navigate their
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  Speaker 7: careers amid the decline of traditional magazine publishing. You see,
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  Speaker 7: no one reads the magazine anymore. They get on their
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  Speaker 7: notebooks and computers. I have to ask them, why does
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  Speaker 7: the devil wear Prada? The double seems more like a
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  Speaker 7: dripped out Gucci and Polo guy with ice everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, certain has no budget. I'm Siria. This movie
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  Speaker 3: is good, but is it as good as the original?
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  Speaker 3: You have to decide.
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  Speaker 7: I gave a three handbags and if you act this
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  Speaker 7: Spimberg Last Sunday, I have something.
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  Speaker 8: Just for the mothers on Mother's Day, the Mother's Day
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  Speaker 8: survivor Kid. It comes with the chocolate, the booze, the
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  Speaker 8: ear plugs, and the siglent scream you deserve for moms
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  Speaker 8: who gave up sleep, sanity and a flat stomach.
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  Speaker 7: It's perfect for the woman who gave you life and
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  Speaker 7: now needs to break trauma. But it comes with a warning,
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  Speaker 7: may cause sergeant outbursts and I'm fine while drinking in
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  Speaker 7: the classt.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Syria.
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  Speaker 7: This is a Migo, your hacking warrior with the stream
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  Speaker 7: aking movie to you. I'm there, sell them and honey
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  Speaker 7: all on they fame.
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  Speaker 3: Amy. I'm It's time for hour feature.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Stage, where people we spotlight some of
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  Speaker 4: the funniest comedians, some you know, some you don't today.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the stage.
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  Speaker 2: What is this?
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  Speaker 3: Wutts? What's that?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage?
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  Speaker 2: Got it?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the Stage. Andre D.
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  Speaker 9: Thompson got into a good argument about Jordan versus Lebron.
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  Speaker 3: He was debating is who's better. I'm a big fan
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  Speaker 3: of ball.
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  Speaker 9: I love Lebron on to win, but I do think
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  Speaker 9: Jordan's better. And my reason that Jordan is better is
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  Speaker 9: because of the sneakers. Hit me out. People used to
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  Speaker 9: get sent up sticks.
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  Speaker 3: For Jordan sneakers. That means that people used.
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  Speaker 9: To die behind some Jordan's you can send your child
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  Speaker 9: to anywhere, and some Lebron's. He coming home safe, He's
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  Speaker 9: coming home safest.
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  Speaker 1: He might have extra sneakers.
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  Speaker 9: When you come back, you might come back with a
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  Speaker 9: pair of Jordan's. Nobody want them. People used to be like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 9: don't wear those uptown you They gonna know, you know,
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  Speaker 9: what's gonna happen? You leave with those? They warn you
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  Speaker 9: what neighborhood to go to? Predictors solely upon your shoes.
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  Speaker 9: That's how good this mother was at dunkin Baskets, Nick
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  Speaker 9: your shoes to get you something with Jesus. Now your
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  Speaker 9: sneakers is so nice. You gotta talk to God today.
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  Speaker 9: Lebron's wal can't even go to back dad twice. Ain't
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  Speaker 9: nobody nobody robbing you? You coming back home two tours?
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  Speaker 9: You coming back with medals if you're good all that
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  Speaker 9: ankle support.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just ugly.
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  Speaker 1: In super boots.
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  Speaker 9: You can fight crime in them.
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  Speaker 3: You are copy You can fight crime. You got extra
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  Speaker 3: pockets and your sneakers. You got pockets.
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  Speaker 4: Very funny