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KILN | First 20 Minutes Gameplay · No Commentary Gaming

• 0:41
  Morning, sunshine. You're what's known as a spit.
• 0:46
  Small but mighty. Want to help me smash up the
• 0:49
  rest of the universe? Great.
• 0:54
  Let's get started. Whoa, whoa, Sparky.
• 0:56
  You can't just rock around here naked.
• 1:06
  Let's cover up that butt. Here you go.
• 1:13
  A brand new body. All right, now explore a little
• 1:20
  bit. Yeah, that's right.
• 1:26
  See if you can make your way over here.
• 1:31
  Wow, that body's not going to fit through there.
• 1:33
  Let's try a different shape. Notice how this pot feels
• 1:43
  different. It's all about shape.
• 1:45
  Now you're ready for battle time.
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  Meet me up in the arena. This is an arena where warriors
• 1:54
  like you can prove their stuff. This is a kiln.
• 1:59
  It's powered by the same fire that burns in your heart.
• 2:04
  Only in this case, that fire can be quenched by water.
• 2:10
  Your goal is to quench your opponent's fire before they
• 2:14
  quench yours. Ready to give it a shot?
• 2:22
  This won't hurt much. Fire into battle.
• 2:29
  Green will be your color until the battle is done.
• 2:32
  Got it. Your warrior pot body is great
• 2:35
  for carrying water. Remember, even the strongest
• 2:41
  pots can get smashed if they're not careful.
• 2:48
  OK, let's quench that purple kiln right now.
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  Splash that purple kiln. But I should probably warn you
• 3:04
  not to stand right in front of the perfect.
• 3:06
  I was about to tell you, the kilns do like to get revenge.
• 3:10
  Like I always say, destruction is the beginning of something
• 3:13
  new. So let me whip you up a brand
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  new pot. Hey, here comes your opponent,
• 3:23
  man. Poor sportsmanship guy.
• 3:27
  Grab that lump of gold for a man all healed.
• 3:30
  That purple little weasel is going to try to smash that jerk.
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  Really suck it to him. Finish him.
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  Don't hold back. This is what you're here for.
• 4:02
  Show me what you got. Yes, You starting to catch on.
• 4:13
  Make stuff and break stuff. Now let's finish off this purple
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  kiln. You're ready to try this super
• 4:30
  splash. Congrats on quenching your first
• 5:04
  kiln. OK, OK, that wasn't bad.
• 5:08
  But remember what I said earlier about breaking stuff and making
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  stuff? It's time to learn how to do it
• 5:14
  yourself. Now hold still.
• 5:19
  Pots tend to break, but you can always make a new one.
• 5:25
  And making new pots is what this place is for, among other
• 5:29
  things. But let's not get distracted.
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  This is our home, our humble abode.
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  But before I let you have the run of the place, First things
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  first, find a wheel and make yourself a pot.
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  Try making your own pot now. None.
• 7:39
  None. None.
• 8:22
  OK, that's everything. Looks like you're finally ready
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  to get out there. Come see me when you're ready
• 8:30
  for a match. Boo.
• 8:44
  I'm excited. I see potty smashing once a day
• 9:11
  and he'll give you a prize. Don't ask me why.
• 10:08
  Yes, this is where Athena used to plan her conquests and
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  strategies. Watch
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  those films. None.
• 12:31
  Let them do that to you two more times and this is over.
• 13:05
  None. None.
• 14:03
  None. What did you kill?
• 15:09
  Yes. You'll smash them next time.
• 16:38
  None. Yes.
• 17:41
  None. None.
• 18:47
  None.