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Guys Do Stupid Things: Never Correct Your Wife About Her Weight · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: cannot have everything. Also, don't jack and drive.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 2: We are going to start today with a major, major F-up.
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  Speaker 2: It's two meanings there, isn't it, Trey?
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  Speaker 1: Both are very true. Both are accurate.
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  Speaker 2: Which one is it we're talking about? We'll tell you
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  Speaker 2: coming up on the show in just a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Today we are going to start with some asshat online
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  Speaker 2: who said, The time I effed up by proving to
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  Speaker 2: my wife she's heavier than she thought.
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  Speaker 3: What? Good Lord.
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  Speaker 2: I realize this is in the Tfue subreddit, the time
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  Speaker 2: I effed up, but they need to create a whole
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  Speaker 2: new subreddit account.
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  Speaker 3: The time I died.
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  Speaker 2: Because I haven't even read the entire story, but just
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  Speaker 2: seeing that a man thought it would be a good
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  Speaker 2: idea not only to tell his wife that she is heavy,
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  Speaker 2: but to take it a step further by saying, yes,
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  Speaker 2: you are heavy and you're heavier than you think you are. Like,
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  Speaker 2: unless this guy is a height and weight or age
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  Speaker 2: and weight barker at the state fair, he should not
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  Speaker 2: be anywhere near this arena.
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  Speaker 1: You really missed one of the key details of this story.
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  Speaker 4: Please.
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  Speaker 1: She's five months post having a baby.
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  Speaker 3: See, I didn't read the whole thing. I'm just going
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  Speaker 3: based on the headline here.
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  Speaker 2: Five months after having a baby, he tells his wife, A,
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  Speaker 2: you're big, and B, you're bigger than you think you are.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so here, I'll give you the nuts and
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  Speaker 1: bolts of the story.
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  Speaker 3: The TLDR?
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  Speaker 1: The wife, you know, put on some weight having the kid.
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  Speaker 4: Like you do. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And she, five months post having the kid, said she
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  Speaker 1: was in a great mood one day and said, that
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  Speaker 1: she had, you know, was down to like 70, 77
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  Speaker 1: kilograms from 87 kilograms, 10 pounds. Or no, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: 10 kilograms, which is about 21, 22 pounds. Okay. And
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  Speaker 1: she had told him her weight a while back. So
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  Speaker 1: he knew, and you know, he's, in his mind, he's going,
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  Speaker 1: she hasn't lost 22 pounds. So I'm going to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so then they go through this whole deal of she
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  Speaker 1: goes and gets on the scale and shows him. And
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  Speaker 1: then he has to really examine the scale and realize
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  Speaker 1: that it's not on all four stands. It's one stand
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  Speaker 1: is in a like crack in the tile. And so
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  Speaker 1: then he has to balance it out, level it, and
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  Speaker 1: then show her that no, she hasn't lost any weight.
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  Speaker 2: You see, I'm a firm believer there are two types
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  Speaker 2: of people in this world. Those who want to be
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  Speaker 2: happy and those who want to be right. You cannot
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  Speaker 2: have both at the same time.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God, yes.
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  Speaker 2: And it's very difficult if you find yourself in a
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  Speaker 2: relationship where one of you just wants to be happy
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  Speaker 2: slash at peace together.
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  Speaker 3: And the other has to be right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's a difficult situation.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go devil's advocate on this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And, Dan, I know you. I've known you a long time.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about a couple pounds. We're talking about
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  Speaker 1: 22 pounds. If anyone told you they lost 22 pounds
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  Speaker 1: and they clearly haven't, you're going to just let that go.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Ignore switch engaged.
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  Speaker 4: Especially if you live with them.
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  Speaker 3: If they know where you sleep and how you sleep. Okay. Look, Trey,
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  Speaker 3: you're not wrong.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Like I, I, I, I get it. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I think though, it's like in my brain, I am
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  Speaker 2: really weighing the consequences here because if she says I
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  Speaker 2: have lost 22 pounds.
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  Speaker 3: My first thought is that's great.
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  Speaker 1: You look fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: But if you know for a fact that they either
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  Speaker 3: look the.
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  Speaker 2: Same or maybe they actually look like they may have
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  Speaker 2: gained weight or like in the case of this guy,
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  Speaker 2: the scale was on a crack in the tile.
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  Speaker 3: So, you know, the scale was not properly balanced.
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  Speaker 2: Then you've got to weigh the consequences of you saying
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  Speaker 2: something about it.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, in the story, he says his wife, she
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  Speaker 1: had been working at it and working out and trying
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  Speaker 1: to lose weight. And this is, you know, he talks
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  Speaker 1: about how she was just so happy and radiant that
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  Speaker 1: she lost this weight. Now, at some point, she's going
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  Speaker 1: to go to the doctor and find out, no, she hasn't.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but then that's not on you.
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  Speaker 3: Let the doctor eat it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So... She's going to come home crushed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and when she comes home, she tells you what happened.
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  Speaker 2: You go, you were angry. You were mad at that
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  Speaker 2: medical staff, and you were mad at that scale. You
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  Speaker 2: go in the bathroom, you take that scale, and you
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  Speaker 2: hold it up, and you scream at it and say,
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  Speaker 2: how dare you?
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  Speaker 3: And then you throw it out.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's going to ask you, did your weight change
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  Speaker 1: at all?
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  Speaker 3: And that's when you say, you see, this is why
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  Speaker 3: I don't weigh myself. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: And why do you have the scale in the bathroom?
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you on it. I know you weigh yourself, Dan.
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  Speaker 1: So you let me go to the doctor knowing I
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  Speaker 1: hadn't lost all this weight. Do you know how embarrassed
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  Speaker 1: I was? I was bragging to the nurse how much
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  Speaker 1: weight I'd lost.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you had. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: Really? You think the 22 pounds, you let me really
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  Speaker 1: think that?
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  Speaker 4: You are always beautiful to me. Jerry just died. You
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  Speaker 4: just gave up the high ground, Jerry.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, you're always beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: That's conceding that you were wrong and that it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: You have to stay with the denial. You cannot give
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  Speaker 2: up the denial. You are now in it and you
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  Speaker 2: are in it forever. When I got on the scale,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't notice any difference because I... But when you
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  Speaker 2: got on, I just assumed it was right because my
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  Speaker 2: weight seemed the same And yours was down, so why
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  Speaker 2: would I question the scale or your beautiful judgment?
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  Speaker 1: Did you know the scale was wrong?
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  Speaker 3: No, it kept telling me the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I stepped on it. Are you lying to me?
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  Speaker 1: Are you really going to lie about this?
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  Speaker 3: About the scale?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go get on the scale and see what you weigh,
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  Speaker 1: see if your weight's changed.
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  Speaker 3: We can't. I threw it out, remember? Remember? And that's
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  Speaker 3: why you throw that out. I am much better at
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  Speaker 3: this than Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, look, you may end up dead in the end anyway,
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  Speaker 2: but man, I'm going to put up a fight. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna go down swing that i get it you're right
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  Speaker 2: if she says like the scale says i dropped 30
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  Speaker 2: pounds and you're like really you you only have two
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  Speaker 2: plausible choices two realistic choices.
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  Speaker 3: One is you do the the thing where you just
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  Speaker 3: like That's great. I'm so happy for you. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: The other is you say, oh, that's awesome. Oh, wait
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  Speaker 3: a second.
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  Speaker 2: And you start going towards the scale because you've noticed
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  Speaker 2: that it's on a crack in the tile. And you're like, look,
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  Speaker 2: just FYI, I love you. I love you with every
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  Speaker 2: ounce of my being. but this scale might not be
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  Speaker 2: in the right spot. See on this, it's in this
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  Speaker 2: crack here. And I, let me just shift this over.
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  Speaker 3: And then you step on the scale and you say,
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  Speaker 3: it's fucking broken and you throw it out.
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  Speaker 1: Or you go, my gosh, that is great, honey. I
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  Speaker 1: bet we're going to need to get you some new clothes.
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  Speaker 1: How many dress sizes have you dropped?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a death wish?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you are excited for her. You don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But here's what's going to happen in that scenario. Then
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  Speaker 2: she's going to take you out of the scary bathroom
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  Speaker 2: and take you into the more terrifying bedroom where she
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  Speaker 2: is going to then try stuff on while you sit
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  Speaker 2: and wait for her to come out and ask, does
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  Speaker 2: this make me look fat?
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  Speaker 3: And here's the problem. She goes into that closet. She's
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  Speaker 3: going to put it on and know something's not right.
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  Speaker 3: So she knows what the answer is.
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  Speaker 1: Deep down, she's got to know. Again, we're not talking
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  Speaker 1: about 5 pounds. We're talking about 20, 22 pounds. So
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  Speaker 1: she's got to, in the back of her mind, have
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  Speaker 1: some question about it. I think the dress size thing
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  Speaker 1: is a really good, safe play. Because then she's going
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  Speaker 1: to register, I haven't changed, you know, my dress size
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  Speaker 1: hasn't changed.
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  Speaker 2: And then maybe she'll leave you on the edge of
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  Speaker 2: the bed, leave the closet, and go into the bathroom
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  Speaker 2: and re-weigh and then see that maybe.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't add up. Look, it's going to be a
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  Speaker 3: bad day for you either way.
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  Speaker 1: It really is an interesting question of how much delusion
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  Speaker 1: do you allow?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you get to allow me to feel certain things now, Trey?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Will you please tell me when it's okay to be happy?
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  Speaker 1: This isn't something I'm saying to her. This is something
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying to you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. Keep it, keep it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is the inner dialogue.
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  Speaker 1: I have been on this earth long enough. Very seldom.
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  Speaker 1: Am I going to use the term delusion with a
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  Speaker 1: woman at all without having some kind of safety gear?
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  Speaker 3: In the, uh, in, in the chat here, double AJ.
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  Speaker 2: No, because when, because then she'll ask you, why didn't
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  Speaker 2: you say anything? Do you not notice when I do
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  Speaker 2: and don't change?
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  Speaker 3: There's no win there. Well put, AJ.
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  Speaker 2: Sean's saying, and this is why Trey is single. And Chad,
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  Speaker 2: I love this. Chad, nope, you just play dumb and
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  Speaker 2: hope it works out. That may actually be the best play.
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  Speaker 2: You just play as dumb as you possibly can get
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  Speaker 2: away with and just hope for the best.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It is a no-win situation. Because sooner or later, it's
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  Speaker 1: going to come back and bite you in the ass.
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  Speaker 1: Because if she really is delusional and thinks she's lost
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  Speaker 1: 22 pounds when she hasn't, again, she's going to go
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  Speaker 1: to the doctor at some point and figure it out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or that scale is going to get moved back correctly. See,
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  Speaker 1: this is the thing where the guy really... So in
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  Speaker 1: the story, he re-centers the scale and then tells her
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  Speaker 1: to get back on it. That's the dumb move. You
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  Speaker 1: just re-center the scale and let her figure it out.
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  Speaker 3: You walk in. You just go, hmm. You look down
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  Speaker 3: at the scale.
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  Speaker 2: You take your foot and you gently nudge it into
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  Speaker 2: proper position and then you leave.
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  Speaker 3: And you don't say anything.
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  Speaker 2: You don't highlight the fact, you know what? You dumb cow.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't do it right here. Try it again now. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: this may not be big enough. We may have to
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  Speaker 2: take you to one of those weigh stations on the
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  Speaker 2: side of the interstate to make sure. He might as
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  Speaker 2: well be saying all that stuff because it's going to
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  Speaker 2: be ugly.
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  Speaker 1: You fix the scale and let her figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: You don't tell her, here, honey.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I still feel it's going to be easier for you
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  Speaker 4: the more you let her slash someone else help her
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  Speaker 4: with that realization.
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  Speaker 2: I love Linda in the chat. She says, this is
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  Speaker 2: where I lose my girl card. Tell me if I
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  Speaker 2: look fat in those jeans. I want to know if
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  Speaker 2: I look bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they all say. Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 2: We're not falling for it, Linda. We don't fall for
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  Speaker 2: it in our relationships, or we're not about to fall
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  Speaker 2: for it in the chat inside the treehouse hangout lounge.
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  Speaker 3: We're not buying it, Linda. As cool as I know
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  Speaker 3: you are, mm-mm. Too old, too wise, we all know better.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: And that's our story, and we're sticking to it.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: That man is lucky to be alive. I don't know.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: If he makes it to his next birthday, I'll be
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: very surprised.
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  Speaker 2: Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. And what could have
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: been a decent segue, but I had to highlight it
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  Speaker 2: like an idiot recentering his wife's scale, so she'll step
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  Speaker 2: back on it and prove to him and.
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  Speaker 3: Her how right he was.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle Chandler is 61 today. Kyle Chandler, 61 today. Coach
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  Speaker 2: Eric Taylor from TV's Friday Night Lights.
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  Speaker 3: Plus, he was in Argo, Super 8, Bloodline.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, though, I think Jerry and I know him
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  Speaker 2: for if you're watching it, Jerry, the new lanterns show
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  Speaker 2: on HBO max.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Green about the green lanterns.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I have not gotten to watch that yet.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I think I'm an episode in, I think I finished
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  Speaker 3: the first episode.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Two questions on TV. Either one of y'all watch silo.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: No. Have you finished the third season?
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: I have not. I have not. I've only been through
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: the first so far.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: It is fantastic.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Second and third, just absolutely. It takes a twist that
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I did not see coming.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Real quick, that's a show that stars Rebecca Ferguson from
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: the Mission Impossible movies, right?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Yes. Tim Robbins.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Tim Robbins is awesome. So I really like her. And
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: do I have the premise of the show right? Is
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: it post-apocalyptic and people live in a silo?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Something like that, yes.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: I know it's a show I've wanted to see. I
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: just haven't yet.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: At the end of season two, it throws in a
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: major plot twist.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: And then at the end of the season three, it,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that plot twist, it's hard to explain. It's fantastically written. So,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: and there's, it's a four season, like they've already, four
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: seasons already going to be next summer. And that'll be
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: the final season, but excellent, excellent show.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: And by the way, also one of the things, Stuart
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: tries to say whatever the show is.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Stuart fails to save the universe.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Pretty good.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I've been pleasantly surprised.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were all worried about that.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was going to say, yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were all thinking it was going to be
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: a dud, but so pretty good. Okay, that's good. That
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: makes me happy. The difficulty. Okay, look. You know the saying,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: careful what you wish for, because you just might get it?
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Remember back in the day when we were tired of
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: cable paying for 300 something channels and we only watched
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: a handful of them?
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: And well, careful what you wish for because now we
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: So now instead of cable, most of us have cut
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: the cord and we started having apps. Well, now there's
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: like a million apps and they're hard to track. And
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: now we wish we could go back to cable where
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: they're all in one place and it's easier to find
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: stuff like Trey has done.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I still have my, I've actually cut some of the
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: subscriptions and I just, I have DirecTV and so I get,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I can still channel surf, which, and I guess it's
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: an age thing. I genuinely find cathartic just on a
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon, Saturday afternoon, just flipping through channels. Oh, hey,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: that's on. I'll watch movies with commercials. Just, you know,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I know I could go watch them without, but I'm like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: you know, there's just something about old school. You catch
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: something on, you watch it.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and from wherever it picked up. You don't even
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: try to start it from the beginning or anything. I'm
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: just going to pick it up in the middle because
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I've seen it enough times. I don't need to start
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: it from the front.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: But yeah, no, I'm with you on that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: But it's so hard now because there's so many apps,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: there's so many networks and all these things. There's so
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: many shows. This is the problem we have now. We
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: used to say we didn't have enough shows to watch
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: on too many nothing channels. Well, now we've got so
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: many channels and now so many shows to watch. There's
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: still lots of crap out there, but there's enough good
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: stuff that it's hard to catch up. Like the list,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: the list I have just keeps growing of shows and
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: or movies that I want to watch. And I can't
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: get like we just last night watched the first.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Episode of the pit. Ah, Katie and I just started
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: watching hacks and we have been binging the crap out
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: of it. It is so good. Jean Smart, the star
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: of that, from Designing Women, you probably remember from that show.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: She is the first actress in history to win an
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Emmy for every single season of a show that they're
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: the lead in. It's that good.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Goddamn.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: It's not very often that I get pulled into something
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: based on awards. It might heighten my curiosity for something,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: especially if I wasn't aware.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Of it before.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: But that little note, Jerry, has me curious about that show, Hacks.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: The Emmys, you know, the other night, I think the
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: show Widow's Bay broke the record for the most Emmy
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: wins with 14.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: 14 Emmys.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Holy crap.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what the thing is about, but
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: it turned my head when I saw a show winning
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: 14 Emmys in one night, and it's immediately now at
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: the top of my list of curiosity to be like, A,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: what is it?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: And B... I feel like I need to see it.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: 14 Emmys.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of it. Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I think I remember seeing like a promotional still for
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: it on one of the apps. I don't know if
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: it was Hulu or what. And that's other things like
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I'll see a show and I don't know which app
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: it's on. I want to say it's Hulu. I could
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: be wrong, but yeah, it's this show. I saw it
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: when it was first released. It's a show that's called
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Widows Bay.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I think I saw like a like the image that
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: it showed was just a like a like a rowboat
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: or something in front of a lighthouse.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Widow's Bay.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what that is. And then like
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: a month later, they've won 14 Emmys.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: That is the subscription that I am torn on whether
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I want to cancel or not is my Hulu Disney
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: ESPN bundle.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I don't have the ESPN bundle. I just got the ES.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I just had the Disney Hulu combo. and I keep it,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: if for nothing else, the Marvel stuff, because this year
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I went through and re-watched all the Marvel, so I
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: needed it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I cut Paramount. I cut Peacock. Netflix and HBO are
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: probably my big two. Apple TV, I have a bundle
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: with music, TV, all the crap. Um, and then prime because, well,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: prime TV is just a ancillary bonus.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. It comes with a subscription. Yeah. And
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: for me, like watching a reacher right now.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Um, so yeah, Kyle Chandler is 61 today. Um, I
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: can't remember. So yeah, I'm only one episode into lanterns.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: It's okay so far.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: We'll see. I have no idea. Other birthdays today. Bobby
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Lee is 55. He is a comedian.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: He's also a podcaster, former Mad TV cast member. He
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: and the guy he does the show with, I honestly
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: don't know, the podcast is called Bad Friends.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: One of the top podcasts in the world.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Good for them.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: So Bobby Lee, 55.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Director Baz Luhrmann is 64. Some of his movies include
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Moulin Rouge, The Great Gatsby, Elvis, And Romeo and Juliet,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: the Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes, Claire Danes.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: 90s classic Romeo and Juliet. Great soundtrack.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: John Ritter would have been 78, but he had a
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: aortic heart attack situation that killed him dead in 2003
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: at just the age of 54. So keep that in mind.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: We're all right there at the age of John Ritter died.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Get your tickers checked, boys. Speaking of which, I'm about
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: to say one of the oldest man things I've ever said.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: The last time I went to the doctor, they told
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: me about a blood test that we can now do
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: that gives you sort of a genetic probability for heart attack.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Wait.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Was it genetic or just based on lipid something?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Whatever the test was.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Went to the doctor and she told me, yeah, the
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: odds of you having a heart attack are like minuscule.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: It was like a point something percent.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that's good to know.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Which she doesn't realize that's kind of like opening the
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: door for me because now I.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Feel like that means I can eat and drink whatever
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I want.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was some test she did. I don't
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: know if it was a lipid thing. It was in
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: the blood work. Yeah, we can do this test now
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: and see. like the likelihood of you having a major
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: heart attack. I was like, that's kind of cool technology.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you for that. So if you boys being in
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: the similar age group that I'm in, next time you
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: get your stuff done, just ask about that.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Roddy McDowell is another deceased birthday. He would have been
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: 98 today from Planet of the Apes. And a little
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: 80s movie that I recall fondly, Fright Night. He played
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: a TV version of Van Helsing in a movie called
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Fright Night. The guy that played Dracula was Chris Sarandon,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: who was from Princess Bride. To this day, it's one
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: of the scariest vampire mouths. So like in all the
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: vampire movies, they have like different sort of teeth versions.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Fright Night had one of the scariest from what I
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: remember as a kid. So do you guys remember this
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: movie at all?
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Trey, no. Good movie, right, Jerry?
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: So you got a teenage boy, neighbor moves in, the
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: neighbor's Dracula, okay? And the neighbor's girlfriend's very cute, and
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Dracula has his eyes on her, and then he realizes, oh,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: my God, my neighbor's Dracula, and he's trying to protect
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: his girlfriend, and so he tracks down TV's Van Helsing.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: And it's Roddy McDowell. And he's telling him, he's like,
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not a real Van Helsing.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I'm just an actor. And so they basically just do
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: that whole thing. And it's a fun movie, man. It
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: was creepy as hell in the 80s. I still remember,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and Jerry, since you've seen it, I want to know
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: if this sticks in your memory banks as hard as
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: it does in mine. The guy's best friend gets bitten
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: by Dracula and turned, right? He's kind of a scrawny
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: dude with a high-pitched... quirky voice. And there was like a,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: in one scene, it's completely black and red eyes pop
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: up and he starts laughing with this weird voice that
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: his best friend had, but he's a vampire.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: It's creepy as hell.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Fright night.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: It's a fun movie.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. Absolutely. And you're right. That vampire mouth was good grief.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: It was gnarly to, to, take away the nice, clean,
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: you know, symmetrical.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Now this, this was not the sexy interview with
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: the vampire vampire fangs. No, this was like, Oh shit.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: This was like meth vampire.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yes.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: If, if Dracula moved to Florida, which I now feel
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: like that needs to be on the sci-fi network, uh, uh.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Meth pyre.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: They, uh, did a remake of that movie in 2011.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Any good?
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Uh, I've only seen bits and pieces of it. It's got,
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: it stars Colin Farrell and the guy that plays the, uh,
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Ben Helsing character is, um, uh, What's his name? A tenant. Um,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: got to play Dr. Who.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Ah, crap. I can't remember that guy's tenant.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Uh, something tenant.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: David. Anyway.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: David.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Yep. All right.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Other birthdays today. Patrick Mahomes is 31 living a pretty
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: good life. NBA Zen coach, Phil Jackson, 81.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: God, haven't seen him in a long time. Yeah, it's
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: been a while.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It's weird to think that he's already 81, but it
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: makes sense. And I think this is probably the best
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: birthday of today.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Doug E. Fresh is 60.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Doug E. Fresh.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Doug E.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Fresh is 60. Hip-hop pioneer known as a human beatbox.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: And if I remember correctly, one of the stars.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Of Cool Runnings.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I believe he was the one in Cool Runnings where
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: he's telling John Candy as he's in the bobsled, I
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: can't get my helmet on, Coach. John Candy comes over,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: smashes the top of the helmet onto his head, and
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: he's like, thanks, Coach.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I know I remember Cool Runnings as a funny movie,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: but I don't really remember any bits and pieces of it.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I mean, the part, thanks, Coach, where he
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: smashes the helmet onto his head.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Starring John Candy and Leon, who was also the star
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: of the Living on a Prayer video by Madonna. He
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: was like the head Jamaican bobsledder. And then I think
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: it was Doug E. Fresh that played the one with
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: the short dreads.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Living on a Prayer was Bon Jovi. Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Sorry, not Living on a Prayer. Like a Prayer.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Like a Prayer.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got it wrong. Mackie got me. He's like, no, Dan,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: that's Doug E. Doug.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: See, this is why you have to have different, like,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: differing names. Man, I think I just really insulted Doug E.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Fresh.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I thought Doug E. Fresh and Doug E. Doug were
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: the same guy. I need to brush up on my hip-hop.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Either one of them would be
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: happy with that.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Probably not. My apologies to the Doug E's from the
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: bottom of my heart.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I was just saying it as a birthday because it's
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: an excuse.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Where I get to bring up Cool Runnings and what
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: a great movie it is.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: What is it, Jerry? I said, I know this is
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: not a today thing, but there's another notable birthday happening
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: this weekend.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, what's that?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: You don't know? Hang on.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at the date.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Let's see. We're recording this on September 16th. The episode
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: drops on September 17th.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Okay. Raj's birthday was October. Is it yours? Yes. Is
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: it your birthday this weekend, Jerry?
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, surprise. 51 to 52.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: That's a real barn burner of a birthday. Hmm.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I blew it out on the 50th.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: We are 0 for 3 here inside the treehouse with
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: wishing you a happy birthday, Jerry. Number one, I didn't
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: even know it was your birthday. Number two, Trey didn't
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: know how old you were. And in the chat, Linda
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: just said, happy birthday, jerk.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I was off by a year. That's a compliment to Jerry.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I thought he was younger. Happy birthday, jerk.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, that is one of the nicest things I've
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: been called, actually.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: It's better to have a T on the end than
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: a K.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Jerry. Happy birthday, man.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: In my defense, I'm terrible with birthdays because I'm not
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: big on my birthday, so it has to be drilled
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: into my head anybody else's.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Your birthday is your own personal holiday. Even if you
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: don't subscribe to a government-mandated holiday or religious holiday, there
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: is one day out of the year that is for you,
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: and that's your birthday.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: It is an arbitrary marker of time. What day is
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: your birthday, Jerry?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: September 20th, the day after International Talk Like a Pirate Day,
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: and the day before the first day of autumn.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Man, they sandwiched you in between those perfectly. All right,
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: September 20th. Tara, can you make a note of that, please?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: September 20th, Jerry's... Yeah, Jerry's birthday.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: September 20th. Yeah, I know I should know it, but I...
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Tara has reprimanded me. I'm sorry, Jerry. September 20th, Jert's birthday.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: That's how I'm actually going to put it in there now,
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I think. Happy birthday, Jerry. The big five, too. Anything
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: special planned? Perfect. That sounds exactly correct and proper for
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: a 52nd birthday.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think I'm going to go eat Tex-Mex with
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: the fam. But other than that, we'll party.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: There's not a lot to celebrate.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: I used to do the big birthday parties on like
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: the tens, you know, like the 30th or the 40th.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Then get to 50 and it's like, maybe we should
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: do the big parties every five just to make sure.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Makes sense. Get them all in.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Look, there are different landmark birthdays in our lives, right?
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, 16, you get your license. 18, you can
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: vote or join the military.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: 21, you can drink. 25, you can rent a car. Uh, yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: And the insurance comes down a little bit.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Um, then there's, then there's the mile marker birthdays, like
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: 30 and.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: 40, 50.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: But after you turn 50, there are not a whole
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: lot of, you know, celebratory birthdays or noteworthy birthdays. There's,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: 55 used to be one because that's when people could retire,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: but that's not happening for our generation or any that
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: we're going to see. Um, so what are, so then, yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: you're right. Then you're just kind of noting the major birthdays.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Like after you turned 50, it's like, Hey, what's the
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: next big one? I made it to 55.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Uh, then I make it to 60. After 60, it's like,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: you're just happy that you made it to another one. Yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Are there any like noteworthy birthdays after you turned 50 that,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I'm forgetting.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Social Security birthday?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: 65. I mean... 72 now?
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: 64.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: That was in the Beatles song. Everybody gets to sing
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: that Beatles song to you. Will you still need me?
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Will you still feed me when I'm 64?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: See, even they thought 64 was old back then. Do
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: you think they sing that song now and they think.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, mate, we're really old now.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: After you hit whatever age you're going to pull social security,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: there's no noteworthy birthdays, right?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: You're still alive. Every day is the birthday.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's why Jerry's right. It's like high school reunions.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You do it every 10 years, and then after 30,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: you do it every five years, because then it's like, well,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: who's alive and who's dead?
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: And we've already lost a lot of people in my
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: graduating class. Really?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: We lost, we lost a lot during COVID and just
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: for other reasons, it's been, it's been rough on the
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: 93 skaters.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Uh, 98 Vikings, uh, got an early start. I think
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: there was a girl that died like a couple of
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: months after graduation. And then within a year, within a
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: year of graduating, we had a guy, uh, wakeboarding in
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Lake Arlington drowned. So 98 Vikings started early. I don't
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: know where everyone else has ended up since, but.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: We were overachievers. There's no doubt about that.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I married four people out of my senior year, senior
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: year to freshman year in college.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Four?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Were they on the same boat or something, or is
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: it all different stuff.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: All different three car wrecks one a freak accident one
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: a suicide actually there was.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Five Jesus that reminds me you need to watch the
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: final destination movie holy shit i'm sorry i did not
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: expect that to hit that hard.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I say that because i was thinking about it in
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: the terms of like when you're when you're graduating high
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: school and the valedictorian is doing the speech and everything
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: They get up there and they talk about hope and
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: the future.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: They never get up there and say, some of us
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: are going to be dead soon.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: If I'd seen the movie, it would probably hit a
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: lot harder.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, it will.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: You'll be one of the weirdos watching Final Destination laughing
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: your ass off. As opposed to being absolutely mortified. Okay,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: last little bit here inside the treehouse for today. We
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: promised that we would teach you some important life lessons.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: One of those is here. Don't jack and drive. A
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: pantsless driver in Detroit died in a car wreck.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: While watching porn. Speaking of Final Destination. This dude... Let's
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: be honest.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: This dude went out on top. What I mean by
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: that is He leveled up in death. This is a
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: new level of distracted driving. A 58-year-old man who could
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: clearly still get it up was preoccupied by porn on
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: his phone when he crashed his car, rolled his vehicle,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: all while.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Not wearing pants. And he died.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Wasn't he ejected?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: You remember earlier when i said share this show with
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: a friend if you loved what you heard here today
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: share it with a friend.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: And together we can grow really big and strong the
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: treehouse show.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: And possibly avoid.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Any premature ejections. We'll see you next time right here
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: inside the treehouse.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: And he really was.