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The Valley Recap w/ Jaime & Emily plus Dish on RHOBH, The Valley, Sonja's Townhouse and Owning Manhattan · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling drama, Darling drama, Darling. Oh here we are,
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just me and a couple of Darling vesties joining me today. Emilie Dreesis and
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Jamie Moyer are here to talk the valley. What's up? Hi? Yeah?
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What's going on for this? I mean, I feel like they've all
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left vacation, but we're just starting. You're right, like they got back
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to the valley, but we're still in Big Bear ultimately. Yeah. And
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you can't wait to hear your fantasy costume ladies. Yeah, me too,
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I can't wait. Brey, Well, you know, Brett likes me to
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dress up black. Uh, the civil Wall. Okay, my boyfriend likes
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me to dress like the invisible woman because he's the invisible man. Whoa,
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James, you found a lot of love. Okay, I'm here to testify
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the radio. The airwaves are hot today, darlings. We've got Emily and
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silver Lake, Jamie in the valley and me in Santa Clarita. We are
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covering the gamut of Los Angeles proper at this point. I mean we're coming
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in from all angles. We are the drone shot they show between scenes.
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Yeah, covered the drone shot. So many Santa Clarita drops on the valley.
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I was like freaking out, like this is amazing. Excuse moa.
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But but before do I have to say Clarita mayor. By the way,
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I would totally be using this as some kind of pr stunt. I would
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like be from the mayor's office, be tweeting like here's all the great things
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that you could do here once you move or the valley, you know,
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like those kinds of like Nina, there's so many great social occasions to meet
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people. I would be taking full advantage. I would too. Let's just
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say that they they're not going to be doing that. I've seen what happens
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up here and it's not happening. But I will take advantage of that and
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say, Nia, I do agree with you. In a couple of years,
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move up here, as we've discussed. But you need you need community.
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But we'll get to that right. Well, you're not the mayor of
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Santa Clarita. I will back off. Actually, I know, thank you.
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So we before we get into the valley, we've got a little dish
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to serve up serving DM well, I know, I just put on my
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glasses really aggressively. If you would say so basically, I just want to
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mention since we were talking about the Valley, Alex Baskin, who is the
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producer of both I mean, I mean Evolution. He's the executive producer of
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Evolution Media. They produce The Valley, they produce vander Pump Rules and Beverly
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Hills. So he did an interview with the Hollywood reporter. I got this
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off of Queens of Bravo, and they asked what the future plans were for
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the Valley. Alex essentially said that they were very encouraged by the debut.
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Obviously, it's really swept the Valley as well as Silver Lake and Santa Clarina
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and wept. He says, I know there's a ton of speculation about vander
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Pump transfers over to the Valley, but the cast is pretty full right now.
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Youch I would imagine you'll continue to see crossover like you have, But
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the cast is bursting at the seams. It's not like we're in need of
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additional cast members. Between Jack's and Brittany, Jesse and Michelle and a whole
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bunch of other developments, we really have a great focus for that show and
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we're excited about running that back because I don't know what that means. I
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guess that's production terms. God knows. If we fast fast forward, we
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had cameras up right now, there would be a ton of to cover,
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and there would there will be when we do so. About you know the
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speculations about La La and Shina. You know they moved to the valley,
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them joining the cast, that's obviously not happening. He also speaks to Beverly
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Hills. Beverly Hills is bananas. He says, it is off to a
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great start. Obviously, Jamie's drinking her coffee and listening. This feels like
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such a talk show right now. Obviously there's a lot going on publicly in
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their personal lives, but there is a new fresh energy. They were all
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just on a trip together this weekend, and it was all the things.
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It was bonding and healing and dramatic, and it shifted relationships in ways that
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aren't expected. I could not be more excited about where we're headed. Wow.
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Oh, what a hot, hot update from that guy. Oh,
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Alex, he knows what's about? You know what's he? You know it?
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You know? Wow? Shut out. Sheena and Lala opt to sit
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alone, commiserating over your meannesses towards the little area. Can I never have
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one moment where it can be about me. You're still not going to get
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it. You're still not going to get it on the Valley, babe,
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You're fuck you know what. I here's where I feel a little bad for
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Sheena and yeah, okay, I will put money on pre Valley premiere.
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They were being courted hard to join the Valley in terms of really thinking it
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was gonna happen, and and and then I think this is probably like such
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a gut punch because although they I think they thought they were gonna have the
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best of both worlds. I think they thought they were gonna have vander Pomp
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and the Valley, and now they're gonna have either. Oh oh god,
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that's such a great point. Yeah, we actually think we're playing hardball right
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now. We got everybody wants to dance with us? Sorry, yeah,
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I'm dancing with the stars. Was that a slam, Jamie Soon? I
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actually think that vander Pump rules will come back, and I think they're going
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to continue to push forward with that. I just really do. I think
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that's why they're not going to be you know, like joining the cast of
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the Valley. But even more still, I think they would have never joined
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the cast of the Valley even if vander Pump didn't come back. But I
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still think vander Pomp is coming back. Also, do you guys think that
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they should join the Shina and Laala? Let's just take those two. I
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wouldn't be opposed to it, Okay, I agree, I especially Shena and
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Brock. I would be interested in that dynamic because Brock comes to play,
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and so do the guys on the Valley, and I think, like that
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would be interesting to me, That would be interesting. Brock really he does
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toe the line. Yeah, James, Yeah, I was gonna say it
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might be fun to have a little summer moon running around. She's so cute,
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Rock Rock Brock. I know this is not a under Pump assignment today,
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but Brock came hard in that little kind of aside on Schwartz. He's
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like, well, you made her feel like shit for twelve years, and
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you beat down any bit of confidence she'd never have, So I don't know
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what your problem is. Shorts was like, wait, what, Baba?
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Like it's such a casu always like every bit of a theme that woman might
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ever have, So you could find Gosh, like I'm the hand puppet on
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the show. I'm supposed to be the fun Google guy guy. Yeah,
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what are you doing to me right now? Yeah, gosh, you're right
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that really we didn't talk enough about that. That was a great, great
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point. Any other hot takes you want to mention about Vanderfump Rules Reunion three,
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Jamie, great, thanks for asking. Yes, keep it. I
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think that I cannot understand why Laala is acting this way. Frankly, it's
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she's like, I think that she's damn mad that that it didn't that the
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that the watchers and that note no one is going the view that they are.
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She should have wrote harder for arian it was fucked up, and she's
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like she does a show in real life, like you wouldn't even let us
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know about your boyfriend to the point where you left the show for a little
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while because you were trying to be so private. So show some grace here,
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And I agree with Ariana. You Ariana leaving like that was actually a
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very much better ending than her yelling at Tom yet again. Yeah, you're
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right on everything, Jamie. You're right on everything. You've matched our thoughts
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exactly, so you're correct. You are, Yeah, you're correct. Good,
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I feel correct. I stand correct, guys. I have news about
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Sonya Morgan's townhouse. Oh yeah, So it was up for auction, as
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you know, and it did go and it went for four point five million,
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and it's half of what its value is, or half what she bought
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it for in nineteen what they bought it for ninety, which was like eleven
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million. Yeah, and she did try and sell it for upwards of ten
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I think at one point it went down and down and down, and you
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know there's a water damage. Why is the price so low? I thought
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four pak five was good, but I mean what happened? Was there in
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like a flood or like, yeah, I don't understand this. I know,
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especially in New York that is so much house, so much space.
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I was like, like when you see like these high rises itself for like
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forty to fifty million, I was like, yeah, I've never understood that
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house not selling for what it's about the family of rats who live there,
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a family, real housewives I want there throwing. It's just really sad she's
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not going to get her investment back. You know, it's so powerful the
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course for the bad luck that Sonya continues to endure, and I hate it
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because out of all the housewives, I want her to rest easy and want
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her to be free of any financial strain, and this house has been a
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real financial strain for her and has been a monkey on her back. Well.
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Also it is there's unbound the bankruptcy thing protected the house too, but
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overvalued the house. So I do wonder about that because it's just that there's
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old plumbing, you know, there's it's I think that the amount of work
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that would need to go into this house, this townhouse, would be such
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a tremendous you know number, that that's why it's going at auction and why
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they could never sell it. When you talk about these high rises, I
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mean they're obviously newer and they're you know, new buildings and so everything is
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upgraded and fine, whereas I really think that you would probably need to put
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in maybe well I'm just talking shit because I don't know anything, but maybe
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you need to put in like five million dollars into this house in order to
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get it running properly. So if you think of it that way, then
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she did get the value right, because I mean maybe she could have made
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it like she wasn't going to be six million, right right, So I
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mean, obviously there's a reason. There's a reason because, like you said,
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in New York, the the real estate is tremendous. Which brings me
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to my next story, Owning Manhattan going to be uh Premiering on June twenty
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eighth on Netflix. It's Ryan Sirhan's new show about real estate in New York
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City. Ryan Surhant obviously a former cast member of Million Dollar Listing New York.
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So I think this looks phenomenal. I'm very excited about it. It's
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him starting his own company, obviously, so I'll be watching. How about
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you, guys, I mean I would watch this. See, I don't
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love looking at New York apartments. They all end up looking the same,
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I will. I totally agree with you, Emily. I'm way more like
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an LA Million Dollar Listening, even though I hate all those two. But
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at least there's some variety. You get yard get you do get some you
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get your Yeah, you get your man he wants some ard in the valley.
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I don't know why. He kind of reminds me of like a math,
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like a Midwest Matthew McConaughey, d yes, putting babies on boobs and
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like another glass of Jamison Ginger. This is a car. It's also a
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Scottish accent. It's the same thing. Oh yeah, yeah, I like
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Brittany's Scottish accent. It was so cute. Touch turns to gold, britt
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britt we love you so much. Yes, Emily the I got really weary
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of watching New York million dollar listenings. It's like they're all just these boxes.
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And it's similar in that way when they would leave the city and go
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out to upstate New York. That's why the salad and that is phenomenal.
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So I'm going to watch it. I think Ryan Sirhan is such a great
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personality and a great business person. So and I'm interested to see some of
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these personalities that are in real estate. There absolutely with drama, the drama,
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the drama dark. Yes, giving it a shot. Beat news flash,
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I have started top ship shut up, Oh my gosh, from the
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beginning. That's crazy. You at least have started like episode seven, are
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you not right? From season one? Sea, No, I'm begindding.
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I started the news season. No, I meant the beginning of the beginning
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of this season. At the episode one beginning of this season twenty one.
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That's correct. Okay, Well, what I'm saying is you could have started
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at episode seven because you know the first five are like, oh you know
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you. Then I would have missed that amazing Hops challenge okay, where she
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made rice pudding with hops and boo boo boo boom. Real quick, darlings,
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I have watched almost all the Traders and I have like one episode left
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of Traders New Zealand. Do not waste your time. Oh shit, it
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is produced. It feels like you're watching a corporate retreat because everybody really kind
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of knows each other. The production value is pretty limited. It feels like
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you're stuck in like a hotel lobby for most of the time and it's raining
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outside, so they're playing indoor games. Oh I got yeah anyway, so
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indoor games. Wow? Right? Hours? Now what now? The finale
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is awesome. Don't tell me that I'm going to watch the finale, but
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as it stands, I'm telling you, darlings, that's okay. Listen up,
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you guys. Can we get now? Can we get Zach and Kristen
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Traders? Yes? Good? Yeah? Alright, well, guys, before
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well, let's head on into the valley. Wow, how you guys doing?
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How you doing in Big Bear? How you doing? I love this
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episode. It was an excellent rom many things to discuss. The baby shower,
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baby shower. How cute was it? Oh? My god, so
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so cute? It was real. It was cute. I uh, I
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thought that. I just kept thinking about, like, how much shit did
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they bring up here? I thought that too, because they were unboxing like
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little vases, you know, but that every scene started with unboxing. There's
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so much shit. Yeah, it was really cute, the decorations and and
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uh, you know, I don't think Janet really knows what she's in for,
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so as much gifts that can help her ease in as probably the best
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of None of the whatever gifts they were giving her were totally zeroed out by
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talking about how intense their labors were. That's a no, that's a that's
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a yeah, bad form. I mean, honestly, like that was really
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rough to watch. I mean, I'm all about telling your birth story horrors,
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because everyone has one. I mean, I don't know, there aren't
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many people that I know that are like they just popped out. I mean
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I know a couple and they're literal like miracle stories. My mom included.
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She was like, oh, I didn't even know yet you popped out.
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I wasn't even I had no clue, you know what I mean, Like
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I didn't even know I was pregnant for four months, like that type of
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thing where mine was like so dramatic. But you know, I did love
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that they were talking about this on some level, because again, this is
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the Valley this is these are people that are having babies and starting families,
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and this is her first child. So I like that. She was like,
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my birth plan is, you know, ideally I want to have an
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epidural. I want to you know, do it vaginally, and you know,
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we'll see what happens, because that's usually everyone's game plan, and then
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it's fucking hell yeah, yeah, yeah right, that's right. So I
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like them talking about that, but certainly not really fun to hear that,
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you know, when Brittany's like, well I'll start now, I was it
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likeer for I was pushing for three days. Bebe actually drove up from Kentucky
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and she she took her tab, she went sat seed It's all America,
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and she finally got there and I hadn't even delivered yet. She brought beer
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cheese. The next thing I know, I was having bike labor and foot
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labor. Jake's was not even labor. I was like, Jesus, Brittany,
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you want to have all They screwed both both Janet and uh Jay said
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because Jason the dads were giving it to him too. They're like, congrats,
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I'm being a dad. The hardest thing I've ever done in my life
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is you can't even breathe without thinking about your child. He's like, good
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Lord, like they really, you know, just why not say like my
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labor was rough, but at the end I got cruised. That was the
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dream like they were giving it to it. They're like, I was torn
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from nose. There ain't go strap. It's like, I know, like
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you can tell those stories later when she's in recovery and be like, yeah,
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I went through this, but not now. No, you know,
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it's not the time and place. And then Brittany what a rock star reality
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star she is, you know to have Michelle there. And Michelle's like,
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yeah, therapy, you've been really good for Jesse, and he's really trying.
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He's all over me. And then Brittany's like, little, do you
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feel like you're going to be eat the Biridge at all? Asking the hard
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questions in such a cute way. Yeah, Yeah. Her accent's very disarming,
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and I just think in general, she's disarming so she can get in
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there with the hard questions. Nobody feels like she's trying to get them.
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It's just like she's just curious. As your number one best friend, you
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know, Like right, Michelle, I mean, this is like to see
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her in a confessional say things like I was attracted to him when we first
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met. Now there's nothing he can do that I agree. Active wrong,
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She's wrong. It's not only physical, it's things he does on a day
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to day just bugs me. I never thought i'd feel this way, and
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part of me feels like a failure. Wow, that's some truth. Those
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are some truth bombs to the world. He was kind of cute the first
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episode, but by now I'm like, stop, just stop it, dude.
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Well I get it. So she was like, stop seeing sophisticated.
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Stop stoping sophisticated, Like I don't think the word was spisticated, but she
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popped off on him. He was just like, this is gonna be fun
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it sophisticated. Stop saying, oh yeah it was. It was the party
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he was going to give, Like he wanted to have a party that was
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sophisticated or some ship. Yeah, yeah, that's right. The Gentleman's like,
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she can't even hear his verbiage without to stab him in the face.
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She hate him. He is so towards the end of this episode, but
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it was so sad, and he was like, I kind of got the
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clue when we were having sex and she had her eyes closed, a blindfold
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on, headphones on, she was asleep. She was screaming other men's names.
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She was instagram behind my head like that was sad Sola house while she
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said Lingerie picks not to me. She's swearing she's modeled now for Victoria's Secret.
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I never knew she's on a billboard in Lingerie. I've never seen how
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hot was her outfit. Guys were getting ahead of ourselves. Funny, we
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can, we can do this because I think that, like, this is
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why the valley is so good. I mean, thank god for Jesse and
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Michelle. They are complete and utterer honesty with us. They are showing it
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all, and though we have a lot of disdain for Jesse, he is
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putting it out there for all of us to see. Yes, And that's
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yeah, to the point that I'm worried a little bit about when his kid
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sees this later on. I am. I feel like she's being a little
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bit guarded in a good way, and he's just putting it all out there,
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and I'm like, well, this is your first rodeo, dude,
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I don't know if you know like this, you really understand how long this
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lasts. So, I mean, like this show, none of them seem
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to know what they're doing. I agree, it's very entertaining. Yeah yeah,
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but for I was thinking about that, Like I thought about that twice,
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like when he the first time was when he was in the pool in
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earlier episodes talking about like it's all going to be on her and our daughter
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can hate her for ruining our family or whatever. I was like, dude,
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and then today or last night or whenever this aired, is what night
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is this on? It's on vander Pomps. Yeah, yes, I just
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thought, buddy, buddy, keep it, keep it a little chill.
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How about oh my god. By the way, I thought it was so
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funny when they were telling their labor like and delivery horror stories and they were
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doing like a montage quick cuts, and Michelle's like Jesse and my doctor got
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in a fight. It's like, yeah, of course they did. And
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by the way, that's the only time you two seem to get along is
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when Jesse and you can fight at somebody or that's like the thing that turns
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her on with him or I know what it is. She's a little Yeah,
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he's kind of you know and like you know, you know, you
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know, yeah, I mean I have to say if I was like a
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housekeeper at a hotel, I don't know that they would be the nicest to
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me. I'm not Yeah, no, I mean I was worried about that
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gentleman's lunch. I don't know like what Jesse was going to say say to
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the staff or with what. I don't I don't know. I was just
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worried and concern. But yeah, we did a twenty thousand dollar lunch.
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That's excessive. Four people twenty thousand. You're telling me five thousand per person.
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I'm all for going to a steakhouse and getting wild, but that is
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nuts. Do you remember he said that four person lunch? What I want
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to know the details? Did you actually pay? You? Who paid for
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that? Not you? Yeah, the restaurant sponsored that lunch and told him
28:34
it was worth twenty Yeah exactly. And is he a somalier on the side,
28:40
because it's starting to feel that way. I think he thinks he is.
28:45
I think he feels very qualified. Has he been trained at a restaurant
28:48
for he's maybe? Yeah, you're right, he got you know, like
28:53
I know he loves wine, but I'm like, I think he has a
28:57
side hustle and he's just not telling us, you know, oh he would,
29:02
he would tell us I was in training when I was in college.
29:07
Yes, he's an intun Michelin Star restaurant. Okay, so these dudes,
29:17
they're on the lake, and I you know what as much as like,
29:21
you know, we all hate Jax and Jesse and I love watching these guys
29:26
and these gals, I just love it. They're so entertaining. They're on
29:29
this lake. They get off and they go to that SS relief little porta
29:33
potty floating porta potty great U Yeah, I love that, and you know,
29:38
and then Jesse jumps on another boat. Love that. That was funny.
29:41
I love that. You know, he was cute doing the Titanic on
29:47
that other boat and everyone I was like, I don't know what this is
29:49
all about? Is this guy? Yeah? That was gat I mean again,
29:53
you're right, excellent TV. And Jack's I'll never stop watching you,
29:57
buddy. I know. I love Jack's. Sorry I said it. I
30:02
love watching him. He's well, he's not you know, we don't love
30:07
him because we love him, but we love him. I don't know,
30:10
I love him. I love him. I love you. Well, he's
30:14
available. When Jesse jumped on that boat, how much backstory because it was
30:22
just like a bunch of dudes fishing, So he had to be like,
30:25
no, we're doing a show for for Vander. It's a spin off of
30:27
Vanner. There's a network called Bravo. My wife Michelle, and she's she's
30:33
fighting with Kristen constantly. Anyway, we probably got a sexy text from her.
30:37
You probably check your phone. She probably just texted you. But I
30:41
do love also that Danny catches the fish and throws it back and it's dead,
30:45
and then the seagull got it and like he's singing lion King and I
30:51
love that. Jackson was like, you can't do that. That's the fucking
30:53
lion King. We're on TV, you know. And I just love that
30:56
they left that in, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
30:59
because he recalled with a good bit of it's the triangle, yeahitting different
31:03
shapes instead. It was different shapes pretty good. That whole thing was great.
31:11
I like those guys a lot. I like watching them interact, you
31:14
know, yeah that that was fun to watch Jax pull the curtain back a
31:18
little. You can't do that, man, like he was you know,
31:22
Yeah, it's like, oh, Jax, you're such a reality personality.
31:26
You just know what to do. So now we're getting well, Danny gets
31:30
progressively drunk and now we're into fantasy night and he's just whoa, wha what
31:36
wasted. I was nervous for him walking like I was, and then he
31:40
kept drinking, and eventually when he hit those stairs, I was like,
31:44
oh shit, this is not good. It's so upset. I love them
31:47
as a couple too. I mean she you could just see how wasted he
31:51
was, and she was so upset. And then she goes, you just
31:53
cursed it me. You did that you at on a vision And I was
32:04
like, oh, she knows where she's at. She knows where she's at,
32:09
and that's why. Yes, the next day they had that nice couple's
32:12
walk. You I bet you before the couples walk, she snatched you embarrassed
32:16
yourself, bears the family name. We are possibly Christian. You're going to
32:27
go on that walk and you're gonna act like everything funny. You're gonna be
32:30
nice on that walk. Soiled my Miss America sash and Outlander and yes,
32:39
Jamie Nia's voice, I can't get it down but it is so funny because
32:45
I don't know where all of a sudden you hear this like wait, it's
32:50
like it's kind of nasal. It's like you sort of a I can't do
32:58
it. I gotta get there. But you know what I'm saying, It's
32:59
like it's airy. Yeah, it's so far. It's always very high,
33:04
and it's like, bready, let me show you Amy how it goes like.
33:07
It goes like you embarrassed me. You embarrassed. That's it, Jamie
33:13
Scott, it you. There's me, you, there's me, you,
33:17
there's me. I don't know. I can't see. This is how.
33:20
It's just so you guys know, from an impersonation standpoint, a lot of
33:23
my impressions start from a place of this where I am nowhere near and I
33:28
have to find it. So see how far off I am. I'll try
33:30
to get it. I'll try to get it. But this is this is
33:34
it. You're seeing what it isn't We are in the workshop right now,
33:37
we're in the workshop. We have to tell Emily and the darlings really quick
33:42
about the sketch that you and I wanted to do but we never did it.
33:45
Where I'm her acting I'm playing a character and I'm her acting an impression
33:51
coach, and I'm like, I'm like working with her and I've always been
33:54
reading her. I'm like, Okay, do your Jennifer Aniston. You've been
33:58
working all week. Do your Jennifer an I love my love. Haircare no
34:06
terrible, listen to me, let me haircare, Ross no God no ras
34:19
raw rosa. We never made it? Why we don't? Never made it?
34:25
You vote? You vote in the polls. Jason at the Fantasy Night,
34:30
calling out all the wrong characters was killing me. When Jesse comes down
34:36
as Harry Styles, he's like Elton John And then when Danny comes down as
34:40
Jamie Fraser from Outlander, he's like Axel Rose like, but he wasn't.
34:46
Those costumes did look exactly like what Jason thought that they were. I guess
34:53
he nailed it. Did you notice that clearly Danny was planning this Seeds of
35:00
the Ranch costume and the when they showed the montage of because I Love Rich,
35:06
Oh my god boy, not authentic Danny. No, So they kept
35:13
planning it. Like, gosh, do you you really want more Ranch?
35:15
Says Nia, and he's like, I'm obsessed with Ranch and then Nia's like
35:22
it, I'm kidding. That make her sound like a cartoon. It didn't.
35:30
Danny like Brittany talking into a fan. Yeah, so I was like,
35:38
okay, that's what we were doing. Yeah. No, the ranch
35:43
costume that didn't show up. They were cute. Jackson's NBA player on stilts
35:47
was hilarious, and Brittany is the puck bunny. I didn't understand, but
35:52
I guess I. Yeah, she looked great. And Jasmine was Kilanie and
36:06
uh, Jason was a hot dog, Janet was Vanilla and uh yeah,
36:10
so that was fun. Michelle's sexy outfit oh yeah from Wow, oh yeah,
36:15
booty call, the Booty Call outfit. Yeah. Do you guys think
36:21
that the more the season goes on, Janet looks more and more like a
36:24
young Carrie Fisher to me in her interviews and show Wow. Yes, especially
36:32
yes, especially with that the baby shower outfit, because it reminds me of
36:37
the colors and the style of uh in Star Wars when she's with Job of
36:42
the Hut. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, that's the interesting
36:49
Yeah, I love that. Okay, so we're at dinner and this whole
36:55
like Nia and Danny argument, So they're talking about their and who and it's
37:01
twenty three hundred square feet, which is fucking huge. Yes, huge.
37:07
I couldn't believe that my house was fourteen Yeah, and I understand like having
37:15
three kids and but that is a ton of room. Yeah, that's huge.
37:21
When they film it, it feels very small too. So would to
37:24
hear him say that that was how much space that they had, I was
37:29
really surprised. Well, listen, I get it from the standpoint of if
37:31
you don't have a garage, for one, that is a big deal because
37:36
you've got like if you're going to the beach, you've got wraps, tents,
37:40
like you've got all your fucking floaty shit and your picnic stuff, Like
37:44
where do you put that? So from that, yeah, they're fine.
37:46
I get Yeah, everything up and down, even with an elevator, that's
37:51
a lot to deal with with it. But where do we even put it
37:52
in the condo? Right? Even with that amount of space, Like,
37:57
I mean, boy, br I completely get it. We lived in the
38:00
smallest places when we lived in like Los Fela's for so long, and we
38:05
had Maddie there until she was like three. Then we then we rented a
38:08
condo and that felt like it was huge, and we and we got a
38:12
garage there, so that was a big upgrade, you know what I mean.
38:15
And to not have a basement in a house is also a big deal.
38:19
So everything goes in the garage, which is what we do now,
38:22
you know, and it never feels like enough space, you know. Ever,
38:24
But I was like, twenty three hundred, that's great. Yeah,
38:29
me too. I was shocked. I was like, what are you bitching
38:31
about? Yeah, that's pretty big, right, yeah, I thought so,
38:37
it's very spacious. Yeah. And Amy, if yours is fourteen you
38:42
have, I would say you have a pretty spacious house. You get that.
38:45
Yeah. Brrett loves his garage too, Oh my god. Bins in
38:49
there, the manly bins. Yeah, like gray ones with the yellow on
38:52
top, manly man but gray with the yellow manly bins. Yeah. And
38:59
Nia shuts on the conversation and Dany's like, you fucked me over, which
39:01
is hilarious. But the morning on that hike when he in his confession,
39:06
was like, blame it on the oh too, And I was like,
39:10
okay, that's kind of cute. Okay, So when Michelle and Jesse are
39:19
talking about the sexy Picks, rumor that Kristen had said and Michelle is denying
39:22
it. He did feel like his back was up against the wall with Jackson.
39:27
He was like, had to go with it. Now, what did
39:29
you think of that? Was he trying to get down to something that he
39:32
didn't know happened? And is she hiding something? Yeah? I think he
39:37
knows what happened. I mean I think he know. I mean, like
39:40
it's I wonder if by filming it's accelerating the pace because they have to be
39:49
sharing so much with their friends that maybe they would have not shared with But
39:54
I think, I mean, yeah, I think he knows what's going on.
39:58
She knows what's going on, probably figuring out how to do it on
40:01
camera. Yes, yeah, that's an interesting point. I think I think
40:08
that she's done more than I think that she's done more than she's letting on
40:14
to us. And I think he well knows it. I think she cheated
40:17
on him, and I think he may know it. I think he may.
40:23
I think they may know it, and they've made a couples of vow
40:28
not to say it on camera or he suspects it and she's denied it,
40:32
but he's sniffing around it. Yeah, do you like after seeing this whole
40:39
big bear trip, I started to think, like, you know, as
40:43
angry as I was that Kristen wasn't there, I kind of liked having all
40:50
these couples and getting to know them apart from our Kristin that we love so
40:53
much. And Jasmine, well, yes, of course, Jasmine, you're
40:58
right, sorry, Jasmine, And I will say I kind of didn't mind
41:04
that she and Luke weren't there because what am I wrong? Well, I
41:09
do think, I don't know. I I would have still liked them there,
41:14
you would. I think you guys are both wrong. Okay, Emily,
41:19
and we have been wrong many times in the past. But I think
41:22
that their guard was It didn't become about Kristen and Luke. Second there out
41:25
of the room, Luke, please don't disrespect her, and we're going to
41:29
bed. You know. This was more their guards were down, and I
41:31
think like this, we wouldn't have gotten Emily, I'm gonna try to sway
41:36
you this way. We wouldn't have gotten to a little bit of this extra
41:39
insight from Michelle. If if if if if I can help, doctor said,
41:47
and then she died in the middle of her thought. She died.
41:54
We would love love talking TV shows, but we wouldn't. We wouldn't have
42:00
been thank you, We wouldn't have gotten these great insightful moments with let's say,
42:07
Brittany Michelle. If those side moments were all filled with can you believe
42:10
what Kristin did last night? So their the guard was down and we were
42:15
getting a little more sight to the people. That's I mean, we were
42:20
on things. Yeah, here's what I rebuddle. I think we may have
42:25
gotten more juice out of Michelle's interview revelation that Kristin has cheated on Luke.
42:35
So if they were all in a pressure cooker situation at that house, and
42:39
first of all, Dody would have been uh, it would have been all
42:45
revealed. That is actually the messaging is not coming from Doty, It's coming
42:49
from Jack's and Doty just misunderstood what Jack said to her. But then I
42:55
do think that the Luke cheating bomb would have happened that house. Yeah,
43:01
but you know what, that bomb is nothing bomb. I think Michelle was
43:07
like answering the question, She's like, I don't know, she was just
43:12
being shady. Kristen, I think has in the past cheated on people for
43:15
sure, obviously we all know that. But I don't think she cheated on
43:22
Luke. You. Oh, I don't know. I would. I wish
43:27
that they were in that house. I wish we could have found out.
43:30
Okay, I'm going to give you mind. My initial thought when she said
43:36
that was that she's just shit stirring in that. Yeah, there, she's
43:40
trying to get Christy. Did she cheat on him? I don't know,
43:45
right, you know what I mean, you decide, right. Brittany On
43:50
and Janet were on their swings and they're talking about Jack's and Brittany and drinking
43:54
and whatever, and Janet says, I know you guys don't believe in divorce
43:59
and wouldn't go down that path. And Brittany's like, oh, we will
44:01
go about that, paya, and and so she really like lets it fly
44:07
about that, which is in complete juxtaposition, in opposition with what Jack said
44:12
at the Gentleman's Lunch, like, oh yeah, we're never going to get
44:14
divorced. My wife would never leave me, she would never leave me.
44:16
And then of course Jesse says to him, I get the impression from Janet
44:22
that or who said that, I don't know who's Oh yeah, it might
44:28
have been Jesse said about Michelle. I get the impression from Michelle that it's
44:32
worse for Brittany than you think it is. And if you don't do something
44:36
about it now, you're going to wake up and it'll be too late.
44:38
And then he says, would you let her leave if she wanted to leave?
44:42
And he's like, oh no, she's not gonna leave. My wife
44:44
is never going to leave. And this is the man you too love,
44:47
This is the man that you guys want to marry. I love him so
44:52
him, I loved I just straight up him in love. Well, it's
44:58
a good example again how dumb he is. He's like, I'll bet I'll
45:01
bit was on this, and he always does ship like that. I'll bet
45:05
my bar, I'll bet my bar on this. I'll bet my bald spot
45:08
that she is never gonna You don't have a bald spot yet you already bet
45:16
it. That's why. Yeah, I think that he's an idiot. And
45:22
she he did push her, and you know, I don't. I should
45:24
have looked more into this, but I feel like I read somewhere that now
45:28
Brittany did not having anywhere acid reflex and that it's like getting rid of cured
45:32
her, cured her problem. I saw it too, and I mean I
45:38
believe it because like he was just everything she did in his presence would have
45:45
a million notes, Like he couldn't just get even just like her carrying the
45:51
scene while they're getting a boring ass menu right to them at the house.
45:55
I'm not saying that was not an amazing menu. I'm just saying, like,
45:59
it's not anything that we need to see in the show. And Brittany
46:02
was just entertaining and he's like, can you please let her finish saying the
46:07
menu. I'm like, oh, rude, Jacks. Unless he has told
46:14
her what to say and what to do, she gets noted on it.
46:16
All that would give me acid reflux. Yeah. Yeah, he's very controlling.
46:27
It's disgusting. It's really disgusting, and I like, I don't I
46:30
have so many questions about who Jacks is as a person because I don't know
46:36
where the fake ends and the real begins. Because I think he's so seasoned.
46:39
He's like a nice iron skillet after years of use, Like he knows
46:44
you don't know what flavor you're getting, but you know it's good for reality
46:47
television, but you don't know what's real and what's fake and how far he'll
46:52
go. But he's not as seasoned as some of the housewives. He is
46:54
showing us. I think it's he I think he shows us exactly who he
46:59
is without being super fake. But on a scale of one to ten,
47:05
there's truth in all of it. But a lot of times he's living at
47:07
an eight because he knows it's good TV. Yeah, but I don't think
47:10
the cameras churn off and he changes at all where I think some of these
47:15
housewives are not exactly as they are. Would you compare this to Laala?
47:20
Emily made a point yesterday when we were talking about vander Pump Rules that like
47:24
Lala turns it up to a ten when it's at like a four, or
47:30
you know, something along those lines. Do you think Jackson is like that,
47:34
like it's coming from a place of truth, but he just turns it
47:36
up. I do. But I think unlike Lala, he he is better
47:40
at TV than even Lalla. He knows, he knows how to he knows
47:44
how to make it fun, casual, amp and yeah, gossip, throw
47:49
a ball, hide his hand. He's just really very adept at it.
47:52
And she wants to be, but she just loves to pop up and some
47:55
of the shit she pops off on as stupid. Yeah. But but I
48:00
said this too the other day about Jack's It's like, and I stand by
48:05
this, if he was a woman, we would be the world would hate
48:12
him so much for the way he speaks. If this was a woman speaking
48:17
to her husband on camera constantly like this, she would be the most violent
48:22
hated housewife of all time. And you know what, if you're watching Summerhouse
48:25
right now, Lindsay Hubbard is getting a lot of heat for the way that
48:29
she treats Carl. However, there are a lot of Lindsay stands. But
48:35
I would say I think a majority of people are against her, and that
48:39
really proves your point. But is Carl anywhere near as lovable as Brittany?
48:45
Like, I mean, no, uh uh no, That's where I'm just
48:46
right. She's the best part of you, dude, what are you doing?
48:51
Like you're rooting for her? You know, but he will never not
48:55
be a loser, that's the thing if he you know, he never appreciated
49:00
Brittany. Then when his dad passed away and she was there for him,
49:04
his world was rocked and he he reacted in like a three year being a
49:09
good good husband, good boyfriend, good fiance like he the way his world
49:15
was rocked and how she was there for him. He did acquiesce, but
49:20
now the old Jackson is back and the truth of the matter is he doesn't
49:24
consider her his equal. And it did you see, Jamie that he was
49:30
out with this like only fans model anyway, not very nice of you to
49:38
be out with a model taking pictures at earbar. Okay, Well, poor
49:47
Kristin Luke are just back home Wi dogs and she has Jomo, which Jamie
49:58
found very funny. Yeah. Does he come up with that? I don't
50:04
know. I've never heard it before, but I really identify. I texted
50:07
Amy it was like two in the morning. I go, Joe, moo,
50:09
I'm dead. I enjoy a missing out. Yes, I've had that
50:14
many times because sometimes as much as I am a bit of an extrovert,
50:19
I do also enjoy just chilling at home. Yeah, and you know it's
50:23
like, you know, people are out and there's one or two people there
50:27
I don't want to deal with. I'm like bye. I love leaving a
50:32
party without saying goodbye. Like what I agree? I know, I and
50:38
and uh and Jamie. You know, I I'll say goodbye to you if
50:45
you're nearby, but I will leave. So I agree, there's no the
50:51
best feeling because then when you start to say goodbye, then other people think
50:55
that they should be like, it's not just leave. You's the thing if
51:00
it's organic where you're like leaving say goodbye, and if the host has really
51:06
like done a great If it's at someone's house, I feel like that's different,
51:09
you know. But if you're at a bar, yeah, yeah,
51:13
I wouldn't leave someone's house about saying goodbye. But if you're at a bar,
51:15
party or restaurant type of situation or big event, I am not for
51:20
the all saying goodbye. If you're all standing around talking about nothing, feel
51:23
free to like leave and say goodbye. But if you are interrupting someone else's
51:28
conversation to say goodbye and you've already talked to that host, I'm like,
51:31
fuck you, because you've already talked to that person. I'm talking to somebody
51:36
else right now, and that interrupts the vibe. Yeah, I agree.
51:40
Well, now you two are against me. Now it happened to you earlier,
51:45
Emily. Now I'm the lone wolf that I like to go on what
51:49
I call it goodbye to her? Right, I think everybody see at how
51:55
I love say goodbye bye friend so lovable. Well, I don't get mad
52:04
when I say goodbye to you because you are so fucking lovable, so that
52:07
that you you are an exception to the rule. I will say, but
52:13
one last thing and then we have to wrap. And that is the thing
52:15
that I really like about having kids at a party is that if you are
52:20
talking to someone and your child like comes up or whatever, and you're sick
52:24
of talking to that person, you're like, oh sorry, and then you
52:28
can. You can just like you are to me. And I love it
52:32
hard leave that conversation with no. Oh the kid needs me. It's so
52:38
empowering. I love it. Yeah, Like all the babysitter, oh yeah,
52:45
that was great. That one's good. Right when he started to get
52:49
drunk, they were inferring the editors. That's the text is coming through.
52:55
We gotta go the baby aching. Yeah, babysitter called the uber we gotta
53:01
get movie. I love it. I love it you guys. I know
53:06
we are wrapping up, but we got to say. I didn't understand when
53:10
Zach dropped the pin. Did that pardon me? Did that mean he was
53:16
actually there? No, he was just cutting When I dropped a pin and
53:22
said I was in your living room earlier, that was real. That now
53:25
that real. My couch blanket was. Yes, we're being shady and letting
53:37
the world know they're on a vacation. Emily is gonna break into your house
53:43
and fold blankets. That's what she does. I love the fould. She
53:51
loves laundry. Okay, we have to go, but listen. You can
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54:25
No, she's doing She's doing a one woman show in Chicago, in Chicago
54:30
at Io. Oh wonderful. But she could also do a one woman great
54:35
in Chicago. The musical. Yeah, that's what I was. That's what
54:39
I thought you were saying she's at Chicago. I'm like, yes, I
54:43
yes, I had it coming. Be so good at that. She's very
54:50
careless, she's a Roxy. Yeah. Let's other Chicago shows that you can
54:53
see that Emily produces are Shamilton and Baby One's Candy at Second City Improvised Musical
55:00
and Jamie. Any other shows coming up for you? Oh uh yeah.
55:06
Manuel doing a benefit show Monday the third at the Lyric Hyperid a benefit show.
55:14
Check out the website for Lyric HYPERI and I believe it starts at a
55:17
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55:23
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