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Episode 35: Eleanor Deleanor · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in confused. Podcast is rated M for
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  Speaker 1: marijuana no minors, but your audience is only.
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  Speaker 2: What was that name you said your your friend's name
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  Speaker 2: was what? Nick, Sir Niglia? Oh geez, that's a very
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  Speaker 2: unfortunate name. Nick. What uh? Nick?
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  Speaker 3: Like Nicholas, Sir Niglia like like he's right from England
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  Speaker 3: and they just put the sword on both shoulders you
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  Speaker 3: are now, I'm glad you said that, not geez? What
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  Speaker 3: what is it? What word is it making you think of?
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking like some sort of pasta?
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  Speaker 1: Me too?
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  Speaker 2: What about you? Joels?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely pasta? What a way to start that show. He's
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  Speaker 1: a really funny guy.
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  Speaker 3: And he, like I said, puts on a open mic
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  Speaker 3: at tally Ho every Thursdays.
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  Speaker 2: Really great was the thing he did like a weed show?
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, that's a that's a show that we
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  Speaker 3: were both on that we met called Weeding out the Stone.
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  Speaker 3: And again ten comedians, we have to everybody smokes except
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  Speaker 3: for one, and it's up to the crowd to figure
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  Speaker 3: out which one is the one that.
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  Speaker 1: I love that I love that. Wow, we should start
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  Speaker 1: doing that with this podcast. There's like round one of
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  Speaker 1: us doesn't smoke. Yeah, but I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: that person. I want to be that guy either. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be really easy to figure it out. Sounds boring,
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  Speaker 1: not to be a douchebag here, but Nickla.
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  Speaker 3: First off, is that his real name, that's his real
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  Speaker 3: name is really I believe he's Italian.
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  Speaker 2: That's Italian. Well, I don't know if you've heard Italians
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  Speaker 2: talk about black people.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, and I was going to ask you if
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  Speaker 1: he's white or black? But yeah, my second question.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and he's allowed to have that last name. Huh.
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  Speaker 2: They let it, they let it go. You don't change
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  Speaker 2: that by now.
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  Speaker 3: They're definitely not going to change that low With this regime,
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  Speaker 3: they're going to make everybody's name like that.
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  Speaker 2: Boy.
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  Speaker 1: We're starting early with Meet the Press, are we Wow?
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  Speaker 1: This regime great? Anybody have any awards you want to
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  Speaker 1: off me anybody. I'm going to give you my bowling
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  Speaker 1: trophies from my childhood the game. Thank you, very welcome, congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. I'm a bowling champan. Yeah you are.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: You know the funny thing is, you know my mom,
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  Speaker 1: she's a retired teacher, but she still has the degree.
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  Speaker 1: So I was going to go to you know me
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  Speaker 1: as recently I'm thinking maybe I should have a real,
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  Speaker 1: real job.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go to my mom and say, I'd
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  Speaker 2: really like your teaching degree if you could just give
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  Speaker 2: it to me. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: She'll have no problem doing Thank you, Mom. Absolutely, Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm a teacher. Yeah, good for you. We're accomplishing today.
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  Speaker 1: Teaching has nepotism.
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  Speaker 3: Would you like any awards or anything you need anything?
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  Speaker 3: We're just passing around, we're transferring awards.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I remember my buddy Eric Gordon.
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  Speaker 3: He was like really good in football, track, everything, and
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  Speaker 3: every time he won, like a medal in track, I
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  Speaker 3: would wear at the school and.
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  Speaker 2: I would be like, look at this man Eric won. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The funny thing about that is he didn't get the
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  Speaker 1: Nobel Peace Prize and he bitched and moaned that he
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  Speaker 1: didn't get it, and then she got it. And now
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  Speaker 1: you know, we did what we did in Venezuela and
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  Speaker 1: now all of a sudden you can have it. And
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  Speaker 1: food for thought too that No, Bill P's prize people
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  Speaker 1: came out and said, well, this saint legitimate.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, he just like transfer it. It's my award.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, we'll just keep it at your house. Wow, jeez,
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  Speaker 3: what a.
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  Speaker 1: Time to be alive, and what a time to be alive.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost unimaginable what we're experiencing. And by the way,
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  Speaker 1: too again, we're starting with Meet the Press early this week. Jeez,
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  Speaker 1: I am waiting on my two thousand dollars check, you know,
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  Speaker 1: from the tariffs, because the tariffs are doing so well
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  Speaker 1: that we're making so much money from the tariffs.
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  Speaker 2: And they're coming right. I have two clips to play
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 3: Here's clip one, and one of the things we're going
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  Speaker 3: to do, we're going to issue a dividend to our
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  Speaker 3: middle income people and lower income people of about two
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that was from two months ago. This next
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  Speaker 1: clip is from January eleventh.
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  Speaker 3: You promised two thousand dollars checks to Americans based off
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  Speaker 3: in your tariff revenues.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I did do that?
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  Speaker 2: When did I do that? Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, we made it to episode thirty five. Please to
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  Speaker 1: confuse podcast returning for a second time. You were here
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  Speaker 1: for episode eighteen, which was back in September. Doug Mickhizle
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  Speaker 1: is in the Hizzle and we're gonna kick the show off,
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 4: Though, Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel, The
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  Speaker 4: trivia podcast where Truth, Fury and THC glide. Let's spark
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  Speaker 4: your curiosity.
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  Speaker 1: And light up some knowledge.
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  Speaker 4: They'll Blazed and Confused Podcasts with Becker and Joel starts.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I'm already pressing all the wrong buttons.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus bad, you only have, would you say, ten percent
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  Speaker 2: of the buttons yet?
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  Speaker 1: The Yeah, Jesson, I do like pressing buttons. You know,
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  Speaker 1: looking back, when I was a kid, all I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do was touch shit buttons. That was a big
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  Speaker 1: button kit, and you've been pressing them ever since. It's
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  Speaker 1: not just one comedian on the show today, there's.
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  Speaker 2: Two episode thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: There is no zero three to five area code. Now,
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  Speaker 1: helping up with our tradition, there is no zero three
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  Speaker 1: five area code according to Google to Google anyway, according
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  Speaker 1: to who Google bitch okay, so, area code three five
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  Speaker 1: zero is California Central Valley and Sierra Foothills.
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  Speaker 2: Oh cool, So hello to our.
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  Speaker 1: Listeners there in the California Central Valley Sierra Foothills.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, big fan.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, the good old foothills of California. Here's my question, though,
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. When we get to episode three hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty, we start over and we say hi to
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  Speaker 1: them again.
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  Speaker 2: We say hi to them again, show them a little
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  Speaker 2: extra love.
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  Speaker 1: We do have a lot of listeners in the California
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  Speaker 1: Central Valley and Sierra Foothills. Yeah, especially we got area
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  Speaker 1: we do. I'm Becker by the way. That's my good
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  Speaker 1: friend Rol. Today. Doug mckhisel is back and hanging out
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  Speaker 1: with us. Doug, what's been going on with your life?
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  Speaker 3: Comedy has been really taking off since the last time
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  Speaker 3: we spoke. I've been doing very well on stage and
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  Speaker 3: been getting booked a lot.
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  Speaker 2: So good. It's been a lot of fun, and you're
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  Speaker 2: doing big shows like this. Yeah. Absolutely, this is a show.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you have a lot of fans in the foothills
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  Speaker 1: of California. I can't even go suer. I can't go
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  Speaker 1: to the farmer's market in the foothills anymore because I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I can't even get my work done. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's where they make the misted. Oh and Sierra missed.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't that make sense? Sierra Foothills missed, Sierra missed.
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  Speaker 2: And gross like a foot mist Well, you ruined then
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  Speaker 2: I was on board.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do like feet, but only the nail as
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  Speaker 1: previously discussed.
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  Speaker 2: Of the place. Have you heard about this? Not that
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  Speaker 2: I want to keep talking about this.
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  Speaker 3: So I've missed a few episodes, but I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I remember anything about that.
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  Speaker 1: What about My aspiration is to become a pediatrist, but
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  Speaker 1: only the kind that cuts the nails. The algorithm is
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  Speaker 1: so bad, though, because I watched these videos all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I showed you the other any dinner like I can't
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  Speaker 1: I showed me at dinner. By the way, I can't
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  Speaker 1: get through six scrolls on any social media without a nail.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not complaining because again I think it's very satisfying.
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  Speaker 2: Now, can't you reset your algorithm like Google or something
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  Speaker 2: like that?
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  Speaker 1: Again, we start the show and I don't have a
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  Speaker 1: damn ashtra ha and all this riveting content being halted
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  Speaker 1: for an astray talking about nails that look like chips. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this podcast is very educational and informative.
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  Speaker 2: It's a EI podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the Lehigh Valley Style Awards are currently going on
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  Speaker 1: and there is the best podcast category on there. You
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  Speaker 1: think we would win? No, probably not, I mean definitely not.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, I think we
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  Speaker 3: might be able to be invited to the party.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been invited to that lee High Valley's
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  Speaker 1: Best party before and I can never go and I'm
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  Speaker 1: always busy. Plus again, that's you know, we were talking
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  Speaker 1: earlier about the ritzy events. I don't do well with
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  Speaker 1: that shit.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: My mother in law goes to those.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, she got like twenty twenty four most influential
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  Speaker 3: woman in the Lehigh Valley. That's cool, and she goes
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  Speaker 3: to all those things and she is perfect at those things. Yeah, yeah, mingling,
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  Speaker 3: that's she is. I'm a bad mingler. She's phenomenal at that.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing's fun about mingling ritzy events.
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  Speaker 2: She's made a lot of like contacts. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Ye see. Maybe this is why I can't, you know,
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  Speaker 1: get forward my career as I want to, because i'm
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  Speaker 1: podcast conventions.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I know that sounds like hell it does, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody with their lanyards say where you staying, Let's go
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  Speaker 3: part your night. No, I don't want to talk about
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  Speaker 3: fucking feet, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I have seen the radio conventions before and the podcast conventions,
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  Speaker 1: and I always thought it'd be nice for my company
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  Speaker 1: to pay for me to go to this and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll just like stay in the hotel and fuck around
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  Speaker 1: for two days. That's really what I would do.
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  Speaker 2: He would go down for food and then go back
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  Speaker 2: up to the room, and that's pretty much it.
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't love a hotel? I love staying Oh I
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  Speaker 1: love a hotel except for the well, they're never going
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  Speaker 1: to sponsor this the Red roof In. And I can
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  Speaker 1: say that confidently because have you ever seen a room
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  Speaker 1: inside the Red roof In? Every time I drive past
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  Speaker 1: the Red roof In, though, I think, okay, well I'll
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  Speaker 1: never be staying there, so stabby. I mean, here's the thing, though,
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  Speaker 1: there's a difference between an inn and a hotel. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: here's one thing I'll say, though, I feel like the
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  Speaker 1: hotel industry is taken a hit, and I feel bad
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  Speaker 1: for Mister and Mister's hotel because you know, Aunt and
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Airbnb are taken over.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely, And I rather.
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  Speaker 1: Stay in a hotel than somebody's fucking basement or in
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  Speaker 1: law suite or no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: You got to get the whole place.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that, though, Why do you need a
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  Speaker 1: kitchen when you're on vacation?
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  Speaker 2: It's just dope, man, is it dope? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I've had like like when I go out to Denver,
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  Speaker 3: I got like friends out there and family and stuff,
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  Speaker 3: and like I've had them over for like parties and
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  Speaker 3: shit like that. But not crazy. You know, you don't
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  Speaker 3: fuck up with people. But yeah, it's pretty dope. Like
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  Speaker 3: you can say, hey, just because I know everybody's schedules crazy,
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  Speaker 3: here's a date like five months in advance.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw a party. Come to come to the house,
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  Speaker 2: like at Airbnb party.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well that's different though, But I'm saying, if
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  Speaker 1: you're like going away for the weekend, that's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. No, no, no, you and the wife are going
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  Speaker 1: away for a nice romantic bo You staying in somebody's
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  Speaker 1: house or in a nice hotel.
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  Speaker 3: You've done both, But I do like the hotel better
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  Speaker 3: when it's like me and her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hotel stages in general better better, And most of
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  Speaker 1: them have pretty good bets like comfy beds, but bad pillows,
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  Speaker 1: bad pillows, horrible pillow. Why is that? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I always have to get like four or five just
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  Speaker 1: what you have to do. Yeah, I need more support
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  Speaker 1: in the neck area. They're always so fucking flat.
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  Speaker 2: Have we aired all the grievances? I think we have.
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  Speaker 4: Trivia Tangents, tac So Blaze and Confused podcast with Becker
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  Speaker 4: and Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Doug, we're gonna ask you some rapid round trivia.
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  Speaker 1: All right, and you were talking earlier that you have
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  Speaker 1: a trivia team and go to a trivia night.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yea. Let's see how well you do
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  Speaker 2: it these right here the wrap Around, episode thirty.
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  Speaker 1: The game begins in three? All right, Doug, what country
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  Speaker 1: invaded Nope? What country invented rather judo? What country invaded Green?
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  Speaker 2: Green? What country invented judo?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Quickly India?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: A loon is a type of what animal? A bird?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Whose nose grew longer every time he lied Pinocchio?
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  Speaker 2: Where were the Olympics invented Greece? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: What is the largest state in the US California? No? No?
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  Speaker 2: What tree do acorns come from? Pine trees? Oak trees? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: What's the world's biggest island Australia?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Which university did Bill Gates drop out of? Harvard?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: What's the name of the coffee shop and Friends Central Perk? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're good.
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  Speaker 2: Which state is nicknamed the natural state? Milwaukee? No state?
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  Speaker 2: That's also a city?
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  Speaker 3: I think, Oh my god, Michigan, I mean also wrong.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like something I would say. Wow, I finally
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  Speaker 3: feel understood.
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  Speaker 1: The best part about that last question is that we
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  Speaker 1: asked him that the first time he was on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Really, did I get it right?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Did he say I state that time? But the funny
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  Speaker 3: is the biggest state?
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  Speaker 2: They last?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, well that was that different question. But recap okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's recap, shall we? What country invented not invaded judo? Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: invasions of countries is on my mind right now. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It's a karate. No, Judo is karate?
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  Speaker 2: Right? No, what is the difference that is?
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  Speaker 1: Karate?
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  Speaker 2: Kung fu, judo, akito? Yeah, but it's all the same shit. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you're not going to convince some other wise, I don't learn.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, don't learn karate and be like now I'm good
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  Speaker 3: to fight anybody ever whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, it was invented in Japan, Japan, all right? A
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  Speaker 1: loon is a bird? Question two? Whose nose grew longer
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  Speaker 1: every time he lied Pinocchio. Question three, I like the
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  Speaker 1: live action one and didn't watch it instead of the
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  Speaker 1: cartoon one. I prefer the movie version with the kid
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  Speaker 1: that was in Home Improvement?
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  Speaker 3: What's his name? Jonathan and Thomas. Yeah, he's from Bethlehem.
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  Speaker 3: He is, Ye, grew up here?
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  Speaker 1: What yeah? Are you sure about that?
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  Speaker 2: One thousand percent?
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  Speaker 3: You know nobody that talented could be from Did you
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  Speaker 3: know that? I don't even know which actor you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I thought Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
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  Speaker 1: He's the middle kid in Home Improvement, right, Oh, Home Improvement.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking sure about that. Yeah, look it up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bethlen, Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 2: I told you.
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  Speaker 1: How did I not know that he's from Bethlehem? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Wow, the more you know. But
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  Speaker 2: he moved to Sacramento, California. He became an actor.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, what are they going to stay here and
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  Speaker 3: then to California every day to shoot?
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  Speaker 1: He's Pennsylvania Dutch. Yeah. I love when they include this.
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  Speaker 1: His parents divorced when he was ten. Thank you Wikipedia.
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  Speaker 1: By the way. In Current event news, Wikipedia is turning
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. It's twenty five years old as of last week,
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  Speaker 1: and I read something that still Wikipedia to this day.
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  Speaker 1: Eighty percent of the articles are factual, like eighty percent
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  Speaker 1: of it is true. It's pretty good, it is, but
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  Speaker 1: for being you know, to the public for that long.
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  Speaker 3: They were encyclopedias that like totally skipped over slavery well.
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  Speaker 2: They were as well about j going wikipec.
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  Speaker 1: I challenge you going Wikipedia and look up Venezuela and
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  Speaker 1: see who the acting president is. You'll be shocked at
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  Speaker 1: the results. Are you serious at which I was joking?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we got to move on. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know what.
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  Speaker 2: To do with that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's go back to the rapid right. Actually we
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  Speaker 1: keep we keep doing the meat the press man.
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  Speaker 3: That's bad, isn't it. The vice dictator, isn't that? Who
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  Speaker 3: is the president?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I know what you're talking about. Where were the
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  Speaker 1: Olympics invented? Greece? The largest state in the US Alaska?
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  Speaker 1: You got that eventually? What tree to acorns come from?
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  Speaker 1: Oak trees? What's the world's biggest island. Let's think about
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  Speaker 1: this one. The world's biggest island. What was your guess,
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  Speaker 1: I said, Australia, which is an island continent. Yes, uh,
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  Speaker 1: but the world's biggest island Cuba No, Greenland.
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  Speaker 2: Greenland, Okay, yeah, soon to be our land.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I always forget there's water going on the
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: southern southwestern side.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: We're just collecting countries. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's like
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: it's like, why is it not Australia because Greenland's bigger.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: No, Australia is bigger than Greenland, isn't it?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: What's the Internet saying?
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, Australia is significantly bigger than Greenland.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I think I count that as right, but being almost.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Four times larger, and I wonder if it's because it's
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: technically a continent and Greenland is not, or as Greenland
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: a continent, Greenland was a continent.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: It makes sense. Next Google search, why is.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Australia not the world's largest island. It's sified as a
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: continent due to its immense size. Greenland's not a continent.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Ask that next, No, it's a territory of Denmark. Really,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: do you know that or did you just read that? No,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: everybody knows that. Everybody knows as of recently, everybody knows that.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't know it a year ago, but now I
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: know that. Now I know that Denmark is in charge
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: of Greenland. What's changed? Are these things in the news
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: or something? He could only laugh. Okay, Bill Gates dropped
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: out of Harvard. The name of the coffee shop in
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Friends is Central Perk, and the state nicknamed the Natural
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: State is Arkansas.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you'll get it next time. I'll probably forget
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Probably probably all right?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Should we do some random thoughts? Sure blazed and confused
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: random thoughts? So real quick.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Last week I was bitching that I went to Burger
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: King and they were out of Burger's. I was wondering
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: what happened? So should I update you? Because I always
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: at Burger King again last night, and so I pull up.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Burger King is open until two am. I'm there at
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: one thirty. Okay, So I pull up to the drive through.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: The first thing out of my mouth is, hey, you
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: guys have whoppers? Long pause, and the dude.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Goes, uh maybe like that.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: He goes maybe, And in.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: The back of mind, I'm thinking, either you do or
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: you don't. Now you think when somebody says maybe to
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: you that like I thought that he was turning around
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: to chat in the kitchen at the grill, saying, yo,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: do we have whoppers? But apparently he was just like
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: fucking around with me. So I'm I'm waiting for a response.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Do you have whoppers? Maybe I'm waiting. Nobody says anything,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: and then I said, well, I'd like one of those
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: if you have them, And then I got one.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: All right, you're trying to play jokes on me, yit though?
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Probably yeah, extra spit. What was funny?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: The dude did refer to me as you know, I'm
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: all for a great customer service, but the overly nice
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: customer service that leaves you thinking what's going on here?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: You've had it before, We've all had it. This dude.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: His problem last night was my friend, my friend, my friend,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: No problem, my friend, that'll be right up, my friend,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: coming right up, my friend. There's things like that bothered
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: me about people too. I don't like when people call
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: me boss and chief and you know, you know what,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I really fucking hate it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: So I've you know, recently lost some weight, feeling good
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: about myself. I hate when people used to call me
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: big guy. Oh thanks, big guy yourself?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Fuck you?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Good fucking god. All right, you need to watch the
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: f bomb. Sorry, you know I will. Me going through
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: this podcast is doing a little editing every week. And
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I do notice it. You're you curse more than I do.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, I'll work on it. You got to
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: clean that shit out, man, to fuck's your problem?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Fucking up?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Something I read this week a new poll from Radio Online.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: It shows that this is sad. This makes me think,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: what the hell is wrong with people? Uranus is actually
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: people's second favorite planet. Coming in first is Saturn, and
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: then Mercury is last. So it's Saturn, Uranus, Mercury, Earth,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Earth is fourth.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: We're fourth. Yeah, we came in fourth by our own judgment.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the place where this thing is taking place.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: But that's just it.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Though. There was nothing here about the criteria of what
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: makes it your favorite planet? So but I mean, I
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: think the natural response if anybody asks you what your
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: favorite planet is, obviously it's your You don't have to
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: think about that. But now it's the second fifth. What
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: what the hell does Saturn have on youranus? Right, it's
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: in the name, that's why it's the best planet. Yeah,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: it's funny. Well, you know, my hot take is that
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: space is boring. Yeah, I know, it hurts my heart.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I love spaces so cool, right, who gives a shit?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I love thinking about all that space. I don't know nothing.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: There's nothing, well though they're definitely all, but there is,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: there's there's definitely people like us or things like like I'm.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Talking about the actual space between anything there. There's parts
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: of space out there that there's nothing you can You
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: can be in that part of space and not see
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: any light because you're that far from any other star.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: For now, here's another thing. Here's another thing that I
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: read this week. There's a startup that's accepting reservations for
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: a new hotel that they're planning, which will be on
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: the Moon.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Hotel on the Moon.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Prices range from two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: one million dollars per guest.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: And here's the kicker. That's just for the stay.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: So you got to figure out a way to get
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: to the Moon first, which is like ten million dollars
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: in and of itself, So it might be more than
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: that probably.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's that's insane.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: This is it's not really a hotel. It's more or
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: less like glorified camping. And you get to do like,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: you know, a moon walk and you get to play
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: golf on the moon. Sounds fun?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Would you go.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: If somebody paid for it for you.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You probably shit your pants on the way up. I
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: need to see him like screaming his face off. I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: wouldn't want to, and honestly, there's too much it can
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: go wrong.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: It's like the next level of what planes were. I'm
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: sure there were people that were like when planes started
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: being a thing, it was like you only the rich
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: did it, and it was people would be like, you're
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: not getting me on one of those fucking things. And
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: then to what it is now, that's what's going to
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: be his space program in like say like eighty years.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be you go to space and you spend
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: all this money for this hotel and all that. But
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: it's like trashy now people littered the moon. Yeah, more
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: random thoughts here.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Dispensary in Colorado caught fire, covering half the town and smoke.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I could think of worse things to catch fire.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: That's what Becker wrote for his random thoughts. Additionally, I
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: could think of worse places to be than in a
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: town where there's a wee dispensary.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Fire in progress. I think it'd be fine with it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I think that's the fire that the whole
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: town should be qualified to be a certain you know,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: like a volunteer fire person, and then all they do
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: is they just run to the fire.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And you know, now here's a genuine question about this situation.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: How does it work with a secondhand high? Like in
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: that in that circumstance, there's a weed smoke everywhere outside
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: half the town is covered in weed smoke? Do you
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: really step outside, take a big breath and get blazed?
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Is that probably?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean people have been in rooms what do
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: they call it back in the day, clam bake, get
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: a good old clam bake going on, like in a
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: secluded area, and you would smoke in there, the hops
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: See, the the last time I was at one of
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: those weed festivals actually two times ago. Uh, they put
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: a bunch of weed in like a leaf blower and
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: then they blow smoke on people.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: But so I did this and then I walked away,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: and I thought, I don't feel like anything happened.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Were you already stoned? I mean that's probably why. Maybe
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: probably I think we just solved the case. She's at
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: a weed fest. I don't know. I like this what
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: you wrote on here. This is a this is a
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: great debate here. So Becker says, a friend of mine
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: found four hundred dollars on the ground at the casino. Yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: what's the right thing to do in that situation? Called
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: me last night. She was like, Hey, I found this
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: money on the floor. What do I do? And I said, well,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: if you want to do the right thing, I think
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: that you should hang out in the area that you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: just found the money for a couple of minutes to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: see if anybody comes walking by looking, you know, oh
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: my god, they're looking for money or something. Maybe that's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the right thing to do. How long do you wait though?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: She said she waited about a minute and a half
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and then walked away and kept the money. So she's
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: got four undred bucks, you know, in her pocket. I'll
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: give you another greate. What would you do in this situation?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: My trivia night actually it was my music bingo night
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: last week, and people bitch and moan that the prizes
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: suck whatever. So I come in last week a koozie. Literally,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I come in last week. Right away, there's a bunch
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: of people that are like around the prize table looking
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: at all the stuff that were handed out. As I'm
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: walking in, and so the bartender comes ten minutes later.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: She looks at the table and she goes, oh, my god,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a pin is missing. And apparently there was these beer
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: bottle pins, like pins that you would pin onto your
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: you know whatever. Yeah, there was two of these school
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: jacket Yeah. So apparently there was two of these beer
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: bottle pins that somebody walked off with. And so this
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: bartender starts to lose her mind about these missing pins.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: And in the back of my head, I'm thinking, who
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: gives a fuck about these pins? Like, like what, like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I got bigger fish to fry than you're missing pins.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: But then on the other hand, it's like, all right,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: it's hard to get prizes, it's hard to find stuff
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to give away, YadA, YadA. So this woman starts saying
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the bartender starts saying, oh, I'm gonna look on this
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: surveillance camera. I'm gonna see you took the pin, And
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: sure enough she did. And guess who took one of
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the pins. Well, it just so happens to be one
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: of my regular people that comes out to her music
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: bingo every week. So then she comes up to me
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, well, you got you got to
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: announce it like we know who did it, and it's
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: like listen again. I don't have it in me to
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: make a big fuss about the stolen beer bottle pin,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Like you people pay me to come here and hold
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: your music by. I host a music bingo event. I
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: don't police the stealing of the prizes. If you people
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: want to sue this guy because he stole a pin
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: that looks like a beer bottle, be my guest. But
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: then on the other hand, it's like, dude, what would
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: possess you to walk up to a table, a prize
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: table and just take shit before the event starts?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Like what the fuck is wrong with I don't know
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: where's he gonna put that pin?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do with that? Yeah? In
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: between round one and round two, I said, we're going
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: to close out the round with koozies for everybody because
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: apparently somebody stole prizes. I don't know what's going on here,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: but what do you people doing stealing my prizes? And
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: then so then I like scared him, and then he
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: came up and he was like, oh what, Yeah, I
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: didn't I realize here? Yeah, And that was after I
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: already knew that he had taken it.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Right in his eyes. The whole time he was mumbling.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: No, I went back and I was busting on him then,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: because they're they're they're cool enough. I mean again, I
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: like these people. They come out to my event every week.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I have a great relationship with these people.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: In his defense, he's like, well, I come, I spent
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: hundreds of dollars a week.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: He's from Brooklyn too, so he's got this real thick accent.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: I spend hundreds of dollars a week at this place
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: because I'm a regular. I come here on the weekends.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: I spend money. I come here for you. I I
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: get it, Like.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're right. You should have your free beer bottle pin.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: If you guys want the pin that looks like a
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: beer bottle, I might know a guy might be able
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to look.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: At the connection. Do you hear about this?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Snoop Dog is going to be starring in Eli Roth's
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: new horror movie coming out soon. He's going to be
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: producing it and also producing the music for it. It's
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: called Don't Go in that House, Bitch. It's true. I'm
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: really excited about this movie. The name of the movie,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Don't Go in that house bitch snooped Ig was doing
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the music.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yep, I'm good. He's producing the film and the soundtrack too. Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Remember when he went through that phase of snoop lyon.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: What happened to that was that his reggae face.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was when he went to Jamaica and delve
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: into the reggae culture and oh so that was a
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: real thing. Yeah, I thought it was just that's why
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: he grew dreads all of that. That's when I started
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: losing interest. Yeah, and then he came back to normalcy.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: To me, he's never been a good rapper. He's just
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: very catchy.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: I think he's They did like a list or something
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: like that. He's the most recognizable person in the world.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: That was his award until you know who comes along
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: and decides he wants to take it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, everyone knows me everywhere.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Go anywhere, and you're about to learn absolutely nothing. Go
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Blazed and con Used podcast. It's trivia. Let's do it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I have some great questions. I want to make a
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: bet this week that you're not going to get one
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: question correct. Come on, all right, you know what I
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: went through thirty five episodes of Your Heart Asked questions,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: So it's time for me to get my revenge. Question
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: number one, I'll let you pick your category current events,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: fifth grade math, geography or history?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Fifth grade math.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Please, If you spend eighty five percent of your money
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: and you have seventy five dollars left, how.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Much money did you start with?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I love that he's so confidently picked fifth grade math,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: like he would be able to get it correct.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Can I use my phone? I'll let you use a calculator.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: That's fine, see because like me personally, I still looking
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: at this answer.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you'd get to that.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I already know the answer because this question, this exact question,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: came up on Thursday Night trivia.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: You know why because I got it from Reddit. Read
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: it again.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: If you spend eighty five percent of your money and
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: you have seventy five dollars left, how much money did
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you start with? You can't go to your lifeline now,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I made the executive decision.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Good use your phone, USU. Hold on, hold on, I'm
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: trying to do math in my head. Hold on?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing it in your head?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: If you I said, you can usual speculate it. Hold
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: on a second. I'm trying to figure out. Make sure
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it. Operate the machine. Stop, stop, stop, Hold on.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: If you spend eighty five percent of your money seventy
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: five dollars left? Right?
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, seventy five bucks left? How much did you start with?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Ninety dollars right? I have no idea.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: You didn't say final answer? Is that your final answer?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: No?
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: All right, well, for the sake of time, let's go here,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: final answer.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I got it on. There we go, all right, Doug mckisel,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: what's the final answer here? Corrective is indeed five hundred dollars? No, Doug,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: are you a math guy? You know how to get
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: to five hundred bucks? Now?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I got it? Now, I know, Okay, I do know
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I got it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I know I don't remember the number that we put,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: but I know we got it wrong. And but I
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: do remember the answer being five hundred. That's crazy that
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: that question came up Thursday night.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because every trivia night in all of America gets
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: all their questions from Reddit.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: There, you go go back to your trivia guy on
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Thursday and be like, hey, I know where he got
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: these questions.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: They get it from speed quizing. It's like some English
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: apper or something. So maybe the person on Reddit stole from.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: That maybe question too, history geography or current events geography please,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Another very challenging question here. There's two US states that
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: are completely rectangular. Colorado is one of them. What the
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: other one? So like, Pennsylvania looks like it's rectangular, but
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: it's got some shit going on at the top of
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the bottom which make it not rectangular, you know what
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, So I'm talking about states that are
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: completely rectangular. And here's the one thing I will add
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: if any state, if you really look at them and
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: zoom in on.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: A map, like the borders are really not perfect.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: But you know, huh, you know what I'm talking that's
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: a very tough question. There's two US states that are
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: completely rectangular. Colorado's one of them. What's the other state?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a hint to They're next to each other.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: They border each other. Yeah, I'm trying to think what's
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: out there? It's not Utah, is it? What does Utah
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: look like? I'm trying to picture it right now, Mom,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Sandy doesn't look like a state.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I tell you. I'm gonna say Wyoming.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, yeah, Wyoming. He said, I wouldn't get any right,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I got one right?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well the hell did you pull that out of
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I was trying to picture that part of the country.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Question three, History or current events history? Please? During what
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: war was the star Spangled banner written?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: That was a big one. I remember, like it was
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: just yesterday. What was the name of it?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: It was funny when I asked this at my trivia
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: night last week, I had a few teams that had
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: ridiculous answers, like somebody wrote Vietnam.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a dumb ass, and even I wouldn't
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: write that. What year was that Vietnam? You know, late sixties,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: early seventies.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, that's a tough one. I am reaching back
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm not getting it. I'm gonna try dog for
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: my lifeline with this one.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not exact on this one, but I do know
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: it's our national anthem, so I would say that he
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: was he was either writing it for the Revolutionary War,
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Revolutionary War, or the French American War. But I'm going
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: to go Revolutionary War.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Final answer. Yeah, what do you mean? Final answer? You're
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: the You're the one choosing that, not him.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with me, even though I think it's.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: The other one, which was the one French, the French
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: one say that war? No, we'll go with his final answer.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: It was the other one wasn't No, it wasn't that
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: one either. Who was the War of eighteen twelve? Oh wow,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: good question, very good question. Now don't ask me what
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: was fought in that war and who that was between?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Because for the life I.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Remember learning about him pretty depressing. I think that war.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but at least we got the national anthem out
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: The bombs were bursting in the air. They gave proof
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: to the night. Yeah, our flag was still there.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Boy, I feel inspired, don't you?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: America? Question four? All right, so last minight least you
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: left current events. New cookie from the Girl Scouts for
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: What's it called?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like more explosion or something like that. New
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: cookie from the Girl Scouts for twenty twenty six. We
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: just got the sales pitch on this the other night.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Was it?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Isn't it like smare explosion or something like that? Is
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: more explosion? Final answer? That's my guess. It's something with explosion, right,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: tell me explosion?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: What is it? I'll give you a fucking explosion.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: The correct answer is explore moresh that's good.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I was kind of on the right track.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on. And it's a Rocky Road inspired cookie.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Is that good? I don't know. I haven't had it yet.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I'm a little mad at the Girl Scouts because they
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: got rid of my favorite cookie.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were telling this girl the other night, so
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: we got to eat the other night.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: And I'll give it to this girl because man, her
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: sales instincts were there was her sister.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I think that was a little questionable.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: So no, this girl is going around at this restaurant
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: from table to table to table, hustling saying do you
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: want Girl Scout cookies?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Do you want Girl Scout cookies?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: And I felt bad because a lot of people were
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: turning her down, and we did ultimately turn her down,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: but I did want to engage the girl a little bit,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: so I said, well, I'm a little annoyed because you
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: guys got rid of my favorite cookie. She goes, oh,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: which one's that? I said, thanks a lot, Thanks a lot.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Do you remember what the thanks a lots are?
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: No?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's short bread on the top and
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: chocolate on the bottom. Incredible, But like the big cookie.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: They got rid of them. Last year was the last
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: year for the thanks Oh God, you need them.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I was the samoas, Oh yeah, Becker likes those too,
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Caramel Delights or yeah. They would switch the name every
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: now and then.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: This girl at the restaurants walking around from table to table.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I noticed that it looked like her sister was doing
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the same thing. However, she had headphones on and a phone.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: He's got a real big problem with this, You damn right,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I do absolutely.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: She's staring at her phone and headphones on, totally disconnected
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: from the world, society, real life, everything right, and she's
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: no balls to go around everybody and ask him for
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: freaking money.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: You kidding me?
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I just I brought some cookies from Wegmans and the
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: cashier dude was on his smart watch the entire time
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: that he was doing the transaction. And he's like, yeah,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: he's like reading something on his wrist and he's like,
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: how you doing like that? And I just I didn't
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: say one word to him, and he goes, he goes,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: are you gonna need bags? And I still the whole
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: time on his watch, and I just I didn't I
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: wanted to see how far until he actually doesn't and goes,
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: oh shit, he's not saying anything.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: She's on an autopilot, you know, just reoccurring messages. Would you
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: like a bag? Is there anything else I can do
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: for you? Not even making eye contact at all. The
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: other night with the girl scout, he was giving me
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: an airful about it. It's no big use useful John.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: It's like, no, she should get a lesson in sales.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: You want my money, take your fucking headphones.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: There's there's kids who have to wear headphones because of noises.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: But and I was telling, oh God, I told, hear
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: me out, hear me out. I don't think a parent
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: would send their kid in a restaurant that has that
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: type of special need, just walking around table to table
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: trying to sell.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Some Speaking of kids that need to wear headphones.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Listen to this.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Barbie's been making headlines for releasing its first doll with autism.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: The barbie comes with features like a fidget spinner and
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: headphones to show the need for reduced sensory overload. The
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: doll is part of a larger line with other diverse bodies,
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: including ones that are blind, have Down syndrome, and type
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: one diabetes.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: All inclusive.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, aside from the fact that they made
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: a Barbie with autism, I just think that the way
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: that this story is worded is hilarious. And the funniest
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: thing is I went on YouTube because I was looking
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: for this clip. I went on YouTube and I searched
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: autistic Barbie news right, and most of them were They
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: started with Barbie mattel Is introducing a line of all
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: inclusive Barbies to show support to YadA YadA, YadA, blah
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: blah blah. Listen to how this bitch starts the story.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Barbie's been making headlines for releasing its first doll with autism.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: The barbie comes of features like a fidget spinner and
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: headphones to show the need for reduced sensory overload. The
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: doll is part of a larger line with other diverse Barbies,
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: including ones that are blind, have Down syndrome, and Type
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: one diabetes.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: I want to know how are they're gonna get the
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: model face for like the Down cyndrome one, Like, how
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: do you do that without offending anybody on a little
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: face I know, on a doll? Yeah, the size of
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: a Barbie doll face. How do you accurately do that
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: with that? How do you who.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Are the artists? What gets turned down? What is getting well?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: And my question asked society, how did we go from
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: well that that's fucked up too? Oh no, no, no, it's
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: it's inclusive, right, you know what I mean? Like like
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: five years ago, if somebody was saying, you know, Barbie
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: automate a doll that has down syndrome, people be like,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: what that's fucked up? And now it's like, oh no, no, no,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: it's inclusive. Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I'm just I don't know.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like I should go out and buy this
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Barbie with autism just because maybe one day it'll be
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: worth money.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: How do they like, how do they finalize the last cut?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: I love to see like the prototypes, you know, how
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: do they how do the meetings go?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: What are they using as models?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: What is like?
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Where did somebody go too far and they were like
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: you're fired? That was offensive? Like how did that whole
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: processe go? Is the diabetic Barbie?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Like does it? Does it have an insolent thing? And
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: that's it. It's like a Barbie Back. I have a
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: lot of questions Barbie back with donuts and stuff? What
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: they ought to have. Next is the obese Barbie? Seriously? Yeah, no,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I'm not very surprised that one tell.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Me that we got the down syndrome Barbie before plus
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: sized Barbie.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I thought Lizzo would have like made that happen. All right, anyway,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Oh God, we gotta get going here. It's next your
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: trivia question. I didn't even question number one?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: What state has Mount Rushmore?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Mount Rushmore? That's like the president thing right.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: For now?
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, really, when this episode drops, I have no idea.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Hopefully we're just.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Gonna melt Gold going to be the Ford President, Melton Gold.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I want to say Washington. I want to say Washington.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I think Washington, Washington. Final answer, Sorry, buddy, South Dakota,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: South Dakota. I was close.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know where South Dakota is, South Dakota, North Dakota.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I know that's right, that's right, question too, which famous
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: singer also wrote and co wrote several iconic advertising jingles.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Barry Maniloa like state farms, Barry Manielo, like a good neighbor,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Barry Manilo. You got it right, Barry Mael. You know
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: what else he did? Band aids I don't remember the
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: stuck on.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Me.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I do not remember that at all. No, No, I
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: feel like that was not on TV by the time
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I was watching TV. I don't think so either.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's still on TV. Yeah, for sure, they
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: still advertised using that. What else did Barry Manilow? Dude,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: did he do McDonald's?
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: He did McDonald's. I forget the name of that one, though.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: He did PEPSI, KFC, holy cow. But like not the
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: big ones that we know today.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: They might have like triggered the big slogans for today,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: but they were very popular back then. You've seen Barry
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Manilow was originally You see what he looks like nowadays? Yeah, yeah,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of plastic there.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. He's still torn, man, They're still torn.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: He looks like somebody took like like you're looking at
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Barry Manilow from like you're like in the showcase of
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: a store front and he's squeezing his face against.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: That or Barry. I don't know, I just feel bad
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: for You're right, he's still torn. How old is this?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: How old is she?
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: It must be eighty three. Barry Manilow is eighty two.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Eighty two is still torn? Every time he gets on stage, though,
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, those lights that get a little hot.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, Homie's gonna melt on stage with all that plastic surgery.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: He started dripping. You never know, Oh that man. They're
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: forgetting their lines. It's kind of sad, man, You're forgetting
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: like their lyrics, and they're just He's standing there and
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: lips sinking and getting paid.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Freaky Valley's literally he's not even He's not even keeping
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: up at this. It's the same thing. Have you seen
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: the videos of him. I know, yeah, Barry Manilow is
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: one blow away from doing that. Actually, it's funny. There
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: was a funny bring this up. There was a viral
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: video of him at a concert where there was like
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: an obo solo or some weird obo or clarinet or
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: a flute or something, I don't know. They brought an
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: instrument out and they threw it to him and he
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: starts playing it, and then he put it down and
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: you kept hearing it, so it was like a track.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: You know, it was a track, so he obviously wasn't
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: playing it. And then he looked at it and laughed
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: and made a joke. Now I tell you who's not
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: lip syncing. I'm watching the videos on TikTok recently. Casey
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: in the Sunshine Bend for sure. And now granted he's
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: like eight hundred pounds now, so it's like k f
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: C in the Sunshine bat. I interviewed him one time
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: and he was one of the coolest people to talk to. Yeah,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: he was super fucking fun. Yeah alright, keep cursing, but yeah,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: he was super fun. And I did. And after that
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I watched videos of him too. He does not eight
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: hundred pounds, but he's up there. He's a big guy,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: as they said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, come here, big guy,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: big uh boss boss. Question three lyrics Watching every motion
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: in The Foolish Lover's Game, Haunted by Notion Somewhere there's
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: a love in flames. Watching every motion in this Foolish
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Lover's Game, Haunted by notion. Somewhere, there's a love in flames.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Man, I don't even know where to start on that one.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: You have a lifeline, dude, Do you have any ideas
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: over there? Not a clue? Read it again?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Slower watching every slower, watching every motion in The Foolish
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Lover's Game, Haunted by notion. Somewhere there's a love in flames.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Watching every motion in the Foolish Lover's Game, haunted by notion. Shit,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: somewhere there's the greatest I know. Would you like a hint,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: like a year? Yeah, maybe nineteen eighty six, watching every
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: motion in this fooler's Lover's Game haunted by notion. Somewhere
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: there's a love in flames. Yeah, I really don't. No,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here all day, Berlin, Take my breath away?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh that song six? I was mad I was made
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: for top gun. I never I didn't now hear it? Yeah, yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I can now hear it watching it day.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Haunted by So there's a lot.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, turn in and return into some secret place inside.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Watching this.
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: Yep, as you turn around and say, take my breath up.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Berlin has some better songs in that.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: You know, you know the song the Metro. Look that
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: one up. That's a good one. Better, a lot better anyway.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Next one question for what was Eleanor Roosevelt's maiden name?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, I should know this?
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, why is this not like coming to my
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: brain like it should?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Fun fact, I just learned this. Did you know her
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: first Her real first name is Anna del Anna, eleanor
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Roosevelt anyway, but they called her eleanor was her a
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: maiden name, Deleanor, Deleanor, eleanor Delan, eleonor Deleanor. That might
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: have been her name, like del eleanor read this ship again,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: what was eleanor Roosevelt's maiden name eleanor del eleanor Deleanor.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like there's it's like some kind of
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Eleanor del rhyme with her first name eleanor eleanor Delor.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: What a cruel joke to pull out. So what if
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: your name was Joel hole would w.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Joel with the W?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: What was her her maiden name eleanor Roosevelts made it?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Is that?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: What it is?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Delano, Deleanor, Deleanor?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Back to that again? We just didn't right back to
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: that automatically. I think we're just about I think it's Delano,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: eleanor Eleano. Alright, alright, I don't know eleanor Delano. I
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: got it wrong?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: What is it? Actually it was Roosevelt.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: They were actually distant cousins the same last name.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I did know this, I do remember reading this now.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Isn't there some Peddy Roosevelt's niece and then it was
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: a FDR. She ended up. Yeah, crazy interesting distant cousins.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: So what's what's the Dell? Then there's got to be
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: a Delan there. So Delano Dell is that her maiden name?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I feel like I do.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Know because their maiden name we just discussed was the
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: trivia question. There's Roosevelt Franklin, FDR Franklin Doe. That wasn't
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: all right, just a different person altogether.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Damn, Doug, you really made me think I was onto
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: something there with eleanor Deleanor.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: You were making me.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, there's there's a Delan there, there's
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: a del eleanor Deleanor.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Time for that's Doug right there.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Munchie minute, sweet tarts, love it soft and chewy, ropes,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: twisted rainbow punch, Yeah, breaking them ropes. It says a
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: share pack. But this really doesn't look all that sherry,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: does it.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: No, it's good for one and a half people. I think. Ropes.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, oh okay, so yeah, you can in your mouth.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: It's the plan.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Can you do it without making a face? And Doug
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: was awesome. He also brought all those cookies for us too.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, you have one.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Cookies.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: You can't know that Wegman's cookies are available and not
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: get them.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: They know what they're doing.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: You should have to deal with the cashier that has
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: his headphones, Jim, while you're getting them.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't even headphones, that's what it was. Even worse,
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: it was just he was just looking at his watch
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: the whole time, talking, just saying the robotic words. And
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I'm gonna play a game
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: with this. Then are you gonna eat a bag?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: But not even looking at me?
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I'm not I'm not gonna say anything.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: And see how long it takes him to notice.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: And you know what, the girl scout, the girl scout
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: that had the headphones on the other night.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't buy cookies for her. That should have been
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: a sales lesson, you know.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but buy him from the other one either, right, No, No,
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: let her get injured eating your snack. You should have
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: bought them from the other one. This show is not insured, dude,
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: And then tell her, hey, I bought these because she
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: wasn't wearing headphones. No, she was with the sister. It
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: was all one family. Headphone girl ruined it for everybody.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was a dual pitch.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they were tackling the area
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: is a pretty good I wonder if the girl scout
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I thought about this.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Do you think that they asked the restaurant if they
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: could do that?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Probably?
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, because if not, man that takes a set walk
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: around it, at least just.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Start doing that.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Isn't that illegal?
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Hi?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Uh, I'm Becker. That's my friend Joel. Would you like
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: to buy a podcast? Yeah? Anybody anyway? Please? Do you
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: have any shows you want to plug? Doug Plug, Doug Plug,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Doug dougug. So it's gonna be my first marketing merch
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Doug Dug the plug.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be a Doug butt plug. Yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: I mean I got a couple of things coming up,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: but I forgot the dates right now. There's uh uh,
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: that's good. Any social media Doug mckizel. I'm usually the
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: only one, and if there's another one, they're not as funny.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Thank you, There we go, Episode thirty five. Thank you
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: very much for the books. We didn't we always forget
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: to give our review of the food. I like these these.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Are really good.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: What are they called against sweethearts, sweethearts, soft and chewy ropes,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: twisted rainbow punch share pack. Really not all that, s
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Sherry though, because I've eaten most of them, most of them.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your road. We have shared, we have I have shared,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: just you know, for the record, but anyway, I like it.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Cheet Tarts sponsor this podcast please, and Wegmans too, and
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: we we love your cookies. But tell your kid to
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: get off his freaking yeah apple watch get off the
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: watch man.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Just give us some eye contact, all right, let your
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: customers know they're you're there.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Well, it's that time, friends, Bye bye.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Confused podcast with Becker and Joe.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Don't forget to subscribe, spark up and join us next time.