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Open Your Eyes and Heart — If You Can
I joined the Mormon church for a woman's ass.
Sure, I told myself that it was all about finding and getting “right” with Jesus, but actually and I knew it in my heart, I wanted that ass and I was willing to hang out with Jesus to get it.
I'll say that again so it lands the way it's supposed to. I sat through the missionary discussions, got baptized, moved out of my then-girlfriend's place so I could live righteously, stood behind the podium on Sacrament Sundays and testified to a faith I wasn't sure I had — and the whole time, underneath every prayer and every scripture I memorized, I was…
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