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The Apple Dildo Gang | Wednesday November 26, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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Speaker 2: It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
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Speaker 2: us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey
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Speaker 2: Trendhome and Raj Sharma. Today what does hanging out the
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Speaker 2: side of your best friend flight on? I thirty? Also
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Speaker 2: what's Thanksgiving having store for our very own Trey Trendhome.
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Speaker 2: And today we will start off with it at a
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Speaker 2: place where we meant to be yesterday, and that is
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Speaker 2: the old film The Apple Dumpling Gang. We did not
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Speaker 2: have time to get that story yesterday inside the Treeo,
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Speaker 2: so we're going to start with it today. Trey, how
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Speaker 2: how can you describe The Apple Dumpling Gang to our
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Speaker 2: dear friend Raj who has never seen it? Oh that's
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Speaker 2: pretty good. Actually, you actually looked a little bit like
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Speaker 2: don Knots right then.
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Speaker 1: I was to say, I mean don Knots Western, which
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Speaker 1: it was, uh, you know, slapstick Western. Yeah, it's been
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Speaker 1: so long since I've seen The Apple Dumpling and I
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Speaker 1: I want to say, wasn't Tim Conway in it too?
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Speaker 2: Oh? Maybe they were a force back in the day.
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Speaker 2: So the way I remember it is. I remember it
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Speaker 2: as one of those Disney films, or maybe just a
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Speaker 2: family film that I remember watching, you know, way back
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Speaker 2: in the day when we'd all be sitting around the
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Speaker 2: living room on a Friday night with our floor model television. Yeah, solidified,
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Speaker 2: it solidified into the carpet, as my dad dubbed everything
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Speaker 2: that we brought home to the video store. And this
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Speaker 2: is one of those movies I remember us watching. It's
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Speaker 2: the Apple Dumpling Game. Gotcha and Trey? You said it
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Speaker 2: did have Tim Conway.
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Speaker 1: Tim Conway, Bill Bigsby, Harry Morgan from Mash.
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Speaker 3: Bill Bigsby, like the Incredible Hulk.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, let's see three Orphaned Children strike gold in
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Speaker 2: eighteen seventy eight, California, The Apple Dumpling. I may have
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Speaker 2: to add this to my rewatch list. It's been so long, really, what.
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Speaker 3: No with with that?
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Speaker 4: With that cast?
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Speaker 3: How can you not rewatch?
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm looking on IMDb and it's giving
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Speaker 2: the more like this tab sounds like I think I've
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Speaker 2: seen all of these movies. When I was a kid.
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Speaker 2: This was easy. Like whenever we would hit the video
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Speaker 2: store on the way home, we would get at least
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Speaker 2: one of these more like this, Uh, Tales of the
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Speaker 2: Apple Dumpling Gang m Is that a sequel? No Deposit,
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Speaker 2: No Return? The Computer wore tennis shoes. H Don Knott's
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Speaker 2: The Reluctant Astronaut and Gus You remember Gus No the
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Speaker 2: field goal, the field goal kicking Donkey not talking about
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Speaker 2: Brandon Aubrey, although he's yeah, he's more of the goat.
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Speaker 4: No shakiest gun in the West.
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Speaker 2: Don't see that. That darned cat saw that. The absent
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Speaker 2: minded professor saw that. Herbie. Yeah, the old love bud
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Speaker 2: Son of Flubber. I saw all these movies as a kid.
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Speaker 4: Explains a lot. So sorry for you.
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Speaker 3: That just sounds awful.
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Speaker 2: Walt Disney's Swiss Family Robinson, Walt Disney's Escape to Which Mountain?
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Speaker 2: The original? Yeah, that's my childhood.
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Speaker 3: There was another, there's another Escape to Witch Mountain.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, The Rock did a remake of it. Oh god,
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Speaker 2: it turned into a pretty good meme. That's the best
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Speaker 2: thing that came out of the Rocks version of Escape
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Speaker 2: to Which Mountain was the him looking into the back
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Speaker 2: seat at two kids meme. That's pretty solid. Anyway, we're
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Speaker 2: getting sidetracked here. The whole reason was talking initially about
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Speaker 2: the Apple Dumpling Gang, But there's another gang you have
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Speaker 2: to watch out for. An adult toy store was robbed
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Speaker 2: of one thousand dollars worth of items. Police are searching
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Speaker 2: for the all female suspects on November fifth. Yeah. On
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Speaker 2: November fifth, twenty twenty five, the Shreveport Police Department launched
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Speaker 2: an investigation into a theft at the Hustler Hollywood Store.
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Speaker 2: According to authorities, three unidentified female suspects entered the store
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Speaker 2: and stole nearly one thousand dollars worth of adult merchandise.
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Speaker 3: Okay, desperate times called for desperate measures.
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Speaker 2: I guess. Suspects were last seen fleeing the scene in
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Speaker 2: a silver.
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Speaker 4: Sedan the Apple Dildo Gang.
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Speaker 3: The silvers of Sedan was vibrating the entire time.
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Speaker 2: The shakiest dildo in the West. Thousand dollars worth of
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Speaker 2: adult items from the halt from the Hustler Hollywood Store
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Speaker 2: in Sport.
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Speaker 3: That's a that's a lot of flashlights.
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Speaker 2: I don't think that was probably their product of choice
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Speaker 2: since these were all chicks. Uh. The Shreeveport Police Department
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Speaker 2: is encouraging anyone with information that could help identify the
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Speaker 2: suspects to contact them, although I will say the very
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Speaker 2: clear security camera photos should make that pretty easy for people.
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Speaker 5: To recognize them. Oh really, they weren't wearing masks their
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Speaker 5: first robbery. As a gang.
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Speaker 2: That starts to learn, they'll learn.
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Speaker 4: Find a group of really happy women.
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Speaker 3: If that bitchy coworker comes in and she's just the
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Speaker 3: happiest she's ever been, suspect.
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Speaker 2: Uh huh, you know she set it off.
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Speaker 3: Or turned it on.
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Speaker 2: So now I feel good that we could finally touch
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Speaker 2: on that very important crime story inside the treehouse. There
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Speaker 2: is another important crime story I want to touch on.
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Speaker 2: Do you guys know what a straphanger is? This is
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Speaker 2: unrelated to the first story where the three women knocked
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Speaker 2: over the adult toy store. I didn't know what a
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Speaker 2: straphanger was either until I saw this story. But to
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Speaker 2: be clear, I'm still assuming I know what it is.
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Speaker 1: But it's not something when Terra's just not in the
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Speaker 1: mood for you to play with.
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Speaker 2: We don't do that.
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Speaker 4: Try.
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Speaker 3: That's not the name she goes by. That's what you
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Speaker 3: have to call her, mistress, Miss Straphanger.
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Speaker 2: A now in New York, A New York City straphanger
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Speaker 2: was knifed in the gut for asking a fellow passenger
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Speaker 2: to stop talking loudly on a phone. That's according to police.
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Speaker 2: So I'm assuming strap hanger are the people that are
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Speaker 2: standing up hanging onto the straps on the subway. Technically,
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Speaker 2: I'm still assuming that that's what this is. There might
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Speaker 2: be some alternate version that I'm not aware of, but
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Speaker 2: I'm going with it for now. A subway writer was
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Speaker 2: knife in the gut on a Queen's train November twenty
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Speaker 2: second after asking another passenger to stop talking loudly on
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Speaker 2: his cell phone. The fifty four year old victim made
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Speaker 2: the request of the stranger while riding an E train
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Speaker 2: at the Jamaica Center slash Parsons Avenue station around eleven am.
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Speaker 3: That Wasnce Camp.
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Speaker 2: I mean, it really is like I remember, It's like
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Speaker 2: there have been There have been so many times, like
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Speaker 2: driving around in North Texas when I'd be like, upset
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Speaker 2: with someone for doing something, and then my wife would
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Speaker 2: be like, or I remember even as a kid, my
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Speaker 2: family would say the same thing, careful what you say,
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Speaker 2: careful how you gesture, because they might have a gun,
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Speaker 2: they might shoot you. And my initial thinking would be,
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Speaker 2: why would someone shoot somebody over something like, and here
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Speaker 2: we are, someone's talking to loudly on a phone on
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Speaker 2: a subway train. They say, hey, would you mind quieting
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Speaker 2: down a little bit? And they pull out a knife
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Speaker 2: and they stab the straphanger.
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Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 3: It's eight million people on an island that are, you know,
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Speaker 3: struggling with insane you know, housing costs and food costs,
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Speaker 3: and I mean just cost of living in general.
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Speaker 2: You know what, You're right, Rajah, if you want to
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Speaker 2: find a better apartment in New York, you might as well,
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Speaker 2: you know, stab a guy next to you on the train.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you can move into his place after he after
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Speaker 2: he dies.
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Speaker 3: But I was when my ex wife, Claire, when she
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Speaker 3: moved to New York. I was like, how's how's everything going?
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Speaker 3: Day three She's like, uh, somebody vomited on me on
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Speaker 3: the subway. And I was like, well, if that didn't
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Speaker 3: make you want to come back to LA then you're
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Speaker 3: gonna be fine there.
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Speaker 2: But I mean that's the kind of stuff that makes
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Speaker 2: me not even want to visit New York.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, crazy stuff happens. There's a lot of
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Speaker 3: mental illness, Like he messed. I mean, it was the
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Speaker 3: wrong guy. Like the guy who was probably talking out loud,
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Speaker 3: was probably talking to himself. Yeah, so when you see
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Speaker 3: when you see the guy talking to himself when he's loud,
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Speaker 3: let him be loud.
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Speaker 2: You know what. I saw a lady like that at
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Speaker 2: the store the other day. Uh. We were just doing,
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Speaker 2: you know, some not fun shopping. It's the adult shopping
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Speaker 2: where you have to get like, you know, toilet trees
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Speaker 2: and a throw pillow and just stuff you don't want,
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Speaker 2: so you don't want to be there in the first place.
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Speaker 2: But then someone walks by who seemingly having a worse
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Speaker 2: day than me. Is this woman And I don't know
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Speaker 2: if she was on a bluetooth talking to someone on
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Speaker 2: the phone, I don't know because her hair was down.
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Speaker 2: But she was loud, and she was mad, and she
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Speaker 2: was swearing up a storm. And I didn't say an
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Speaker 2: effing thing to her because I noticed, like you pointed out, Raj,
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Speaker 2: I didn't see a phone in her hand. I didn't
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Speaker 2: see a phone anywhere around her. I didn't see a
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Speaker 2: bluetooth thing in her ear. For all I know, she
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Speaker 2: was having a full argument with somebody in her head
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Speaker 2: or someone she thought was with her. So I thought
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Speaker 2: it best not to tell her to be quiet. I
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Speaker 2: just went about my you know, necessity shopping.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I remember when I was living in Sherman Oaks outside
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Speaker 3: of Los Angeles, there was a guy who was who
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Speaker 3: would always bend next to this lamppost and yell at it,
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Speaker 3: I mean at the top of his lungs four hours
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Speaker 3: and I would have to walk every single time I
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Speaker 3: walk past them, just walked around. Didn't want to interrupt
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Speaker 3: the argument. Didn't want to you know, didn't want to
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Speaker 3: see what if I told him to be you know,
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Speaker 3: there's kids around, or be quiet, or you know there's
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Speaker 3: people trying to you know, eat on the patio there.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what he would be capable of doing,
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Speaker 3: so I didn't say anything.
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Speaker 2: Well, not only that, you don't know what the lamp
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Speaker 2: post said to him before you got there.
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Speaker 3: That is true. That is very true. And I've always
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Speaker 3: said this, like what if they're right? Like what if
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Speaker 3: whatever they're screaming they see what we don't see.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's so, you're right. I mean, that is
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Speaker 2: that is a wild premise to consider. Is when you
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Speaker 2: see someone seemingly talking to themselves, consider for just a moment,
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Speaker 2: what if you actually cannot see what they see.
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Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I think those are also called hallucinations.
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Speaker 2: I think they're also called schizophrenics.
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Speaker 1: This kind of thing would happen more often on Dart
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Speaker 1: if people wrote it.
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Speaker 2: That's true, And that's probably another reason why we don't
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Speaker 2: want to ride those things is because we've heard of
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Speaker 2: all the you know, horror stories from public mass transit
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Speaker 2: in other major metropolitan cities, whether it's the New York
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Speaker 2: subway system, whether it's the buses in LA whether it's
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Speaker 2: you know, the l in Chicago. It's like, it makes
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Speaker 2: us not want to do anything. Mass transit in Texas.
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Speaker 1: Dart loses so much money they figured out that it
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Speaker 1: of it a Toyota Corolla, and just.
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Speaker 2: is a holiday week. Thanksgiving is this week, and Trey Raj,
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Speaker 2: you guys are in new romantic relationships, so I'm wondering
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Speaker 2: what are your plans for Thanksgiving? Trey, Let's start with you.
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Speaker 2: You're in the newest, freshest relationship two months or not quite.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, just right about two months?
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Speaker 2: Are you and your new girlfriend going to be doing
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Speaker 2: anything together for Thanksgiving? Are any parents going to be
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Speaker 2: met for the first time?
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Speaker 4: No. I have told her.
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Speaker 1: She feels very similarly to me as far as the
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Speaker 1: holidays go.
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Speaker 4: Not a big fan Okay.
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Speaker 1: She completely understands why I've told her she will probably
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Speaker 1: never meet my mother, and uh no. She her family
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Speaker 1: evidently is a little on the on the screwier side,
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Speaker 1: so uh yeah, she she has a lot of She's like,
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Speaker 1: I don't want you meeting my mother.
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Speaker 4: I can't handle it. It's I.
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Speaker 1: It's too much. And I'm like, I completely understand. I'm
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Speaker 1: the same way.
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Speaker 2: Totally good.
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Speaker 4: We're all good.
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Speaker 2: That's great. So are you guys going to do anything
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Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving together?
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Speaker 1: We'll probably uh get together afterwards and uh, you know,
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Speaker 1: hold each other and talked about trauma.
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Speaker 2: Some good old fashioned trauma, bonding over trauma. Turkey. All right,
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Speaker 2: So for Thanksgiving, you'll do your family thing. She'll go
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Speaker 2: do her family thing, and then at the end of
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Speaker 2: the day, you can scissor together on the couch.
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Speaker 4: We actually, you know, it's funny.
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Speaker 1: She listens to the show and we were sitting on
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Speaker 1: the couch together, and she goes, how did Dan and
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Speaker 1: tea scissor on the couch?
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Speaker 4: And she's like, I don't get it.
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Speaker 2: First of all, we don't.
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Speaker 4: You're the one who came up with it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, based on the input you gave. No, we don't
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Speaker 2: even have a scissor capable couch, so that's not a
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Speaker 2: thing for us. We have graduated, our marriage is graduated
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Speaker 2: into the dual recliner couch situation. So there's like a
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Speaker 2: little armrest thing in the middle, so there is no
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Speaker 2: you know, yin and yang on the couch with her
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Speaker 2: head on one end of mine on the other, and
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Speaker 2: our legs going side by side.
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Speaker 1: That's for the bedroom.
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Speaker 2: We do have a California king.
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Speaker 3: It's just some dressed up like a king from California
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Speaker 3: in the corner.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't get the Texas King to do that.
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Speaker 2: That is a hard no from him. Yeah, no, there was.
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Speaker 2: I never mentioned any scissoring with you too. All I
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Speaker 2: said was, do you guys, when she's taken a nap,
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Speaker 2: would you take one on the opposite end of the
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Speaker 2: couch with her and your head on one her head
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Speaker 2: on the other. That's all I asked. You were the
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Speaker 2: one that made it weird by saying like and then
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Speaker 2: what we scissor?
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Speaker 3: Like?
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Speaker 4: No, well, it's like I've never like my feet would
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Speaker 4: be where her head is.
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Speaker 1: It's no, yeah, all right, fine.
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Speaker 2: I was just curious about the the couch. The couch
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Speaker 2: stuff and your Thanksgiving plans? All right, so trauma bonding
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Speaker 2: after Thanksgiving? Good on you, Raj, you and your new lady,
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Speaker 2: any special saving plans.
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Speaker 3: Nope, she's going to visit. She's gonna visit her family.
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay here, and uh, there's my friends are
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Speaker 3: throwing up a friends giving.
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Speaker 4: Thing, so well, I'm just going to go there and
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Speaker 4: do that.
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Speaker 2: I'm one hundred percent supportive of the friends giving thing
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Speaker 2: because I think we have normalized too much the family
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Speaker 2: get together, the obligation to hang out with in some cases,
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Speaker 2: people that you really don't want to be around very much. Right,
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Speaker 2: if you happen to love your family get along, great
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Speaker 2: more power to you. You do you please go enjoy
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Speaker 2: that time with them. Keep in mind that there are
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Speaker 2: some people in this planet that don't have that same
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Speaker 2: relationship with their family, and the whole friends giving thing
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Speaker 2: is a place you actually want to be as opposed
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Speaker 2: to the place that you have to be. So yeah,
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Speaker 2: I think it's much better to break bread and turkey
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Speaker 2: joints with people you really want to be around.
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Speaker 3: Well, growing up, Thanksgiving wasn't it, I mean, very traditional
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Speaker 3: Hindu house didn't celebrate a lot of Thanksgiving, but people
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Speaker 3: across the street, my best friend Sonny across the street.
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Speaker 3: His I would say grandmother, but he said memah, which
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Speaker 3: I can't stand those titles anyway, but his Mema would
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Speaker 3: start cooking at like four thirty or five o'clock in
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Speaker 3: the morning, and I was I would always get invited
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Speaker 3: to go over and the best food. It was incredible,
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Speaker 3: the spread that lady would make. And you know then
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Speaker 3: moved to you know, La, and years later moved to LA.
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Speaker 3: And when I met Claire, Claire's Australian, so they don't
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Speaker 3: even celebrate it, so it's not a big thing. So
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Speaker 3: we never even had to worry about together doing that
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Speaker 3: or so same thing like the friends giving things would
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Speaker 3: happen in La, so we would do that or comedy
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Speaker 3: shows or whatever. So no, she's gonna go do her
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Speaker 3: thing and I'll be here.
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Speaker 2: Is that a relief that you don't have to go
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Speaker 2: do that with her? Or do you feel a little
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Speaker 2: left out? Do you kind of wish he would have
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Speaker 2: wanted you there?
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Speaker 3: Uh? I don't think so. I think it's too I
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Speaker 3: don't know, I think it's too new.
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Speaker 2: How long have you guys been dating?
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Speaker 3: Three months ish? Somewhere in there.
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Speaker 2: That's part of the reason. Ah, that's not part of
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Speaker 2: the reason. That's the main reason I wanted to ask
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Speaker 2: you guys what your thanks Giving plans were because you're
22:18
Speaker 2: in new relationships, Raj, like you said, you're about three months, Trey,
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Speaker 2: you're around the two month marks. That's pretty new as
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Speaker 2: far as you know time goes in a relationship and
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Speaker 2: whether but but it's just far enough. It's just far
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Speaker 2: enough to have a conversation about any sort of holiday plans.
22:37
Speaker 2: Like if it was weeks instead of months like it, Trey,
22:40
Speaker 2: if you were at two weeks and Raj you were
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Speaker 2: at three weeks, I don't think that's a conversation to
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Speaker 2: be had about the holiday. You're doing your own thing. No,
22:48
Speaker 2: but two months and three months, Yeah, a little conversation
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Speaker 2: probably happens.
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Speaker 4: Honestly. That was one of the things.
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Speaker 1: We talked about on the front end because I was
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Speaker 1: really curious because if she had said, oh, my god,
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Speaker 1: the holidays are the most important time of the year
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Speaker 1: for me and I, that probably is a death mail
23:07
Speaker 1: for our relationship because I have no fond memories of holidays,
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Speaker 1: and I would just assume they just not. Yeah, so
23:18
Speaker 1: the fact that she, you know, her family stresses her out,
23:21
Speaker 1: is especially her mother stresses her out, like my mother
23:24
Speaker 1: stresses me out, and so common ground. So you know,
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Speaker 1: another another sign this one might.
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Speaker 2: Work yeah for me. And then for me it's different
23:38
Speaker 2: because we all had challenging childhoods, right, there's no question
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Speaker 2: about that. We've talked about it a little bit here
23:45
Speaker 2: and there on the show, especially when it comes to
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Speaker 2: our maternal relationships. But for me, I love the holidays
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Speaker 2: because that was sort of a time of rest, that
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Speaker 2: was an actual time of happiness enjoy in the household
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Speaker 2: when I was a kid, because I don't really remember
24:08
Speaker 2: any savage beatings around Christmas or Thanksgiving. I mean usually
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Speaker 2: it was more normal family stuff like, yeah, I got
24:16
Speaker 2: stuff from Santa and my grandfather, you know or as
24:19
Speaker 2: Raj you hate the term, my Pap Bow smoked a
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Speaker 2: brisket for Thanksgiving as good stuff. It wasn't until into
24:25
Speaker 2: the New Year before I got beat with all the
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Speaker 2: toys Santa brought me.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a joke about that. I asked one time
24:32
Speaker 3: for the Hot Wheels racetrack and then I got beat
24:37
Speaker 3: with part of the track, and I never wanted to
24:39
Speaker 3: do Christmas again because got my ass will buy it.
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Speaker 2: And it's a true thing. I mean if you look
24:46
Speaker 2: at all the presents Santa brought you for Christmas. Yeah,
24:49
Speaker 2: in that light, like, oh god, what if I get
24:52
Speaker 2: beat with this in two months? Like that Castle of
24:55
Speaker 2: Grace ball I got when I was six, all of
24:57
Speaker 2: a sudden, doesn't sound so hot.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would always ask for nurse stuff.
25:03
Speaker 1: Well, you're just talking about physical beatings. The mental beating
25:08
Speaker 1: my mother would subject me to for you know, just
25:12
Speaker 1: holding it over my head she got me something I
25:15
Speaker 1: might have enjoyed and threatening to take it back twenty times.
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Speaker 4: That that also, Yeah.
25:21
Speaker 2: The psychological warfare deployed by your mother trade is truly
25:25
Speaker 2: next level.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, My mother went to Iris Catholic nursing school
25:31
Speaker 3: back in London, and so she would sing like, you know,
25:38
Speaker 3: like Christmas hymns that they learned while they were there,
25:41
Speaker 3: and she would make pancakes and Jimmy Dean's Hot sausage night.
25:44
Speaker 3: So that was a good memory for me, Like nobody
25:47
Speaker 3: got beat the day, everybody got fed.
25:49
Speaker 4: And it was really nice.
25:51
Speaker 2: No one got beat by a pack of Jimmy Dean sausage.
25:56
Speaker 3: Although looking back, I wouldn't be surprised she never used
25:58
Speaker 3: that one as a weapon. So maybe that's what I.
26:01
Speaker 2: Bet missus Dean did a couple of times. Uh.
26:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think it's uh I think it's'd be
26:10
Speaker 3: far too early to be like, hey, can I meet
26:13
Speaker 3: you know, your your mother and father? Like that's a
26:16
Speaker 3: little I think for me at least, like that's really early.
26:20
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So, like I said, for me, I like
26:22
Speaker 2: the holidays because it was a time of no psychological
26:26
Speaker 2: or physical you know, pain and beatings in the household.
26:31
Speaker 2: But I will say that if someone asked me if
26:35
Speaker 2: I wanted to, you know, grab one half of the wishbone,
26:39
Speaker 2: there was a little moment of hesitancy there. But I
26:44
Speaker 2: will say, while hesitant, I did make a hell of
26:47
Speaker 2: a wish and it did get me through the holidays.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, Okay, did you guys see this the other day?
29:44
Speaker 2: The guy going down I thirty hanging out the side
29:48
Speaker 2: of a car looked like he was doing some sort
29:51
Speaker 2: of gymnastics routine hanging out the side of this passenger
29:55
Speaker 2: vehicle on I thirty. So as the car. It's a
30:02
Speaker 2: black Audi going down I thirty, and this guy is
30:06
Speaker 2: hanging out the passenger side doing sort of like a
30:10
Speaker 2: gymnastics type stuff, like the kind of thing you would
30:12
Speaker 2: see a gymnast do. He's doing out the side of
30:15
Speaker 2: this Audi, like maybe he's got his left hand on
30:19
Speaker 2: the arm rest or not the armrest, but like the
30:21
Speaker 2: os handle on the inside, and he's hanging outside outside
30:27
Speaker 2: window of the car. He's in like a plank position.
30:30
Speaker 2: His legs are out front, his face up, and he's
30:34
Speaker 2: gesturing to the cars driving past. And then at one
30:37
Speaker 2: point he changes position to be like in a normal
30:40
Speaker 2: plank where he's head first and his feet are behind.
30:42
Speaker 2: I mean, it shows amazing body control, There's no doubt
30:45
Speaker 2: about that. Because this is on a highway and he
30:48
Speaker 2: manages to get through his entire routine and then eventually
30:53
Speaker 2: sits on the windowsill of the vehicle and then crawls
30:56
Speaker 2: back in in a moving car.
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Speaker 3: Nobody's thinking maybe he's trying to escape, you.
31:10
Speaker 2: Know, that's a good point. I don't know if anyone
31:12
Speaker 2: thought that, like, maybe call the police. Maybe this is
31:15
Speaker 2: a hostage situation.
31:18
Speaker 3: His captain on the inside's got a gun, it's like routine.
31:21
Speaker 3: Right now, I see, like I need to see your
31:23
Speaker 3: upper body strength before I take you to the cabin.
31:28
Speaker 2: You're right, It's like maybe the reason why he's hanging
31:30
Speaker 2: out of his car is because his left hand is
31:32
Speaker 2: still handcuffed to the interior of the vehicle and his
31:37
Speaker 2: body is trying to make the letters S O S
31:41
Speaker 2: to the other vehicles as they drive by. It's his
31:44
Speaker 2: call for help. Yeah, I didn't think about that. That's
31:51
Speaker 2: an excellent pointrage.
31:52
Speaker 3: Everybody's like, look at this a hole and he was
31:55
Speaker 3: just like somebody helped me.
31:59
Speaker 2: And I'm one of those guys. I saw this. I
32:01
Speaker 2: just thought this was some sort of vehicle stunting like
32:03
Speaker 2: you remember parkour back in the day where people would
32:06
Speaker 2: run from building the building and jump and twist and flip.
32:09
Speaker 2: So like this just is this car poor?
32:14
Speaker 1: I mean they are headed towards Mesquite. I think you
32:16
Speaker 1: maybe he is calling asking for.
32:17
Speaker 2: Help, please help me before we get there. If we
32:24
Speaker 2: get to Misquite, you'll never see me again.
32:32
Speaker 4: And rock Wall here screwed.
32:36
Speaker 3: Don't hit eighty and get the forny.
32:38
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, yeah, no you you you crossed that
32:43
Speaker 2: bridge over to rock Wall or you go down before Anie,
32:45
Speaker 2: watch out. Uh, there is one other possibility here, because
32:49
Speaker 2: I don't know if you notice, because this guy is
32:51
Speaker 2: hanging out the side. This guy is hanging out the
32:54
Speaker 2: passenger side of the car. And if I remember correctly,
32:59
Speaker 2: a scrub is a guy that can't get no love
33:01
Speaker 2: for me, hanging out the passenger side of his best
33:03
Speaker 2: friend's ride, trying to holler at me.
33:06
Speaker 3: Yes, I was the whitest version of that song I've heard.
33:11
Speaker 2: I don't know any other way, Raj.
33:16
Speaker 1: I've heard country people do that song. You know, it
33:18
Speaker 1: is an adaptation that had more rhythm than that one.
33:22
Speaker 2: We can't all be Morgan Wallin, all right. The N
33:26
Speaker 2: word doesn't roll out of my mouth as easily as
33:28
Speaker 2: it does his.
33:30
Speaker 3: You were singing like you were Morgan Freeman.
33:37
Speaker 2: There was a time Andy and I would drive it.
33:41
Speaker 2: So that sounds more like Forrest Gump. I can't get
33:43
Speaker 2: away from it. Like here in this video, it does
33:48
Speaker 2: look like he's hanging out the side. He looks like
33:50
Speaker 2: he's hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's
33:52
Speaker 2: ride trying to holler at someone going by.
33:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a please for help, and somebody get in
34:03
Speaker 3: front of this car and slowed it, slow it down,
34:05
Speaker 3: but idn get out here.
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Speaker 2: Honestly, at this point, I'm less impressed at his body
34:12
Speaker 2: control hanging out the side of this audi and more
34:14
Speaker 2: impressed about the lack of traffic on six point thirty five.
34:22
Speaker 2: I mean that traffic is moving.
34:26
Speaker 3: It's a holiday week. There's some people out of town,
34:28
Speaker 3: you know, and like Troy said, nobody wants to go
34:34
Speaker 3: that direction.
34:35
Speaker 4: It's going to miss.
34:37
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