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Whackhead Prank: Til prank do us part · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
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  Speaker 1: crank car from Darren Wackheads, ex exclusive to KFM Mornings. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so there's a wedding happening in April, and so now
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  Speaker 1: all the mates best man wife to be all in
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  Speaker 1: on this and pranking husband to be Okay, so you
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  Speaker 1: know the drill. You've got a few options for transport.
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  Speaker 1: You've got the classic horse drawn carriage is still popular, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: or like if your if your uncle has got a
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  Speaker 1: nice car, Okay, rich uncle, the rich uncle. Who one
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  Speaker 1: should at least have one of those, there's always one
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  Speaker 1: in the family. Can we use your car as the
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  Speaker 1: bridal car? They were like, nope, we don't have any
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  Speaker 1: of those options, so we're gonna have to pay now.
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  Speaker 1: So now they have decided on a limousine as the
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  Speaker 1: bridal car. So they've already looked under kid, it's the
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  Speaker 1: silver one premium. Yes, yes, lovely, polished, lovely stuff. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So now imagine the scenario. She's going to the place
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  Speaker 1: to pay for the limousine. But it's also not the
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  Speaker 1: limousine place that they'd seen originally. It's a different name. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and we need the transaction to go through, So he
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  Speaker 1: just needs to authorize. That's the only reason why we're
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  Speaker 1: phone him is to authorize for the silver limousine. Simple,
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  Speaker 1: let's make it complicated. Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Good?
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  Speaker 1: Ay is that mister? Hi, mister, sorry to trouble you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you from Limos for Africa. I've just been
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  Speaker 1: presented with credit card here, but a lady that wants
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  Speaker 1: to do a transaction, and it's obviously the credit cards
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  Speaker 1: not in her name, so I just needs do you
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  Speaker 1: get some details from me just to verify before I
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  Speaker 1: put the purchase through. Do you authorize a transaction for
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  Speaker 1: nine thousand rand for Limos for Africa. Yes, this lady
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  Speaker 1: here has booked a Limo for the sixteenth of April.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's a nine thousand rand transaction. It's our brand
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  Speaker 1: new pink limousine.
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  Speaker 2: For sixteenth No, wait, does not the Solver one.
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  Speaker 1: No, this is a Pink one.
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  Speaker 2: Uh no, let pick call you back. That's not another
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  Speaker 2: agree Now I'll call you back.
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  Speaker 1: The lady's here.
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  Speaker 2: Let me talk to here, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to give you the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Hello, very sure is our transfer? Your book and
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  Speaker 2: let's leave a Lemo and Sin.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful and we don't even think.
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  Speaker 2: But all especially yeah William fee either but I am
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  Speaker 2: all for fee.
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  Speaker 1: This a minimum over.
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  Speaker 2: Here formos.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a lot of people that want this.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, listen, I know there's a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: that I don't come with the bit. Put tizza back
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  Speaker 2: on the facts.
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  Speaker 1: God, Hello, kitty interior. This is important from China.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I don't care where gets imported from. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: not talking to you. I'm still talking to Lisa. I
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  Speaker 2: think that when you're not the Lisa. Yeah, okay, I
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  Speaker 2: mean it comes trying to interpret active.
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  Speaker 1: Look, just give me the look, you know, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to man it up, I can put a plata
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  Speaker 1: bulltongue inside.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but the transaction is taking Just keep the phone back.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well could you speed it up? We're on a
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  Speaker 1: watch here, lunch is coming.
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  Speaker 2: Listen with your customer. I have not asked to talk
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  Speaker 2: to you to put this on the funny you, but
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  Speaker 2: in all.
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  Speaker 1: Time, the transaction hasn't gone through, so you're not yet
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  Speaker 1: a customer.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, mister, put on the line. Hello, I'm talking up.
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  Speaker 2: The idiot said, very attitude. I brought the stop dying.
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  Speaker 2: So there's team guys in the answer. Answer.
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  Speaker 1: But you got ten thousand for a boobs.
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  Speaker 2: Don't look for something you don't want.
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  Speaker 1: I'll post the phone back.
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  Speaker 2: My book all die black scoop enow.
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  Speaker 1: Here you're buying it. So, Lisa, if you marry me,
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  Speaker 1: I'll get you the pink lemmer on his cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: Does he get a notification of any transaction? It does, indeed,
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  Speaker 1: grant youth need bank at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can give you.
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  Speaker 1: The wording is just give us a second, okay.
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  Speaker 2: The wording is saying consumed transactions fool and in the
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  Speaker 2: amounts reained. Whatever it is, was pressing.
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  Speaker 1: One card, Okay, I'm sending it now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, yes, I promise you watch me. You're better cancel
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  Speaker 2: that transaction.
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  Speaker 1: Did it come through on your phone?
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  Speaker 2: It is through on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well then perfect sixteenth of April. Pick up your pink.
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  Speaker 2: Hello telling you I'm gonna lock you up. I warn
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  Speaker 2: you very very nicely. Look with the person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's put through another transaction two thousand's seven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now we listen in while he reports this to net bank.
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  Speaker 2: Transaction of nine thousand, six hundred PET number ninety three.
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  Speaker 1: While he's on the phone, I keep sending transactions one
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  Speaker 1: for three thousand and seven, one for two thousand, eight hundred.
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  Speaker 2: For anything on that goes through.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are going to be responsible.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and a book.
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  Speaker 1: Mark from.
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  Speaker 2: Yere.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, what are you doing? I didn't make an extra
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  Speaker 1: charge for the driver. Listen, while this conversation is going on,
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  Speaker 1: I send him an simply saying, you've just been pranked
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  Speaker 1: by Well, it's going through. Just just have a look
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  Speaker 1: what your reads now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really good.
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  Speaker 2: I could kill somebody, kill somebody. That was good.
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  Speaker 1: That was good. He wasn't too upset about the fact
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  Speaker 1: that it was a pink See he's also condition. He
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  Speaker 1: knows what one's wife, kids, what else. I don't mess
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  Speaker 1: with a man and his money. But please prank more
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  Speaker 1: groom that was perfect. Touched them on their bank account.
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  Speaker 2: You know what.
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  Speaker 1: Grooms are easy pickings, But easier pickings are bride studios.
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  Speaker 1: So listen if you know the word on the street
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  Speaker 1: darness at KFM, dot co dot But I see why
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  Speaker 1: the men aren't pranking their brides. No you want a
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  Speaker 1: wedding to happen that that age old sage advice, happy one,
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  Speaker 1: happy life.
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  Speaker 2: There we go,