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Show #224 Times New Roman · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you. That's why it is a founding member of the Odd Pods
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Media Network. Hello, and welcome to episode two twenty two. Why are
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you looking at me strange? I'm just hallowing the temple that Auguladd was counting.
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There was a temple. Five. Oh, we are going four three,
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Okay, next, I'm let's go five four through two one. This
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will be the fastest show. It just reminds me of Wayne's world every time.
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Extreme close up. Welcome to episode two twenty two of b F Y
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t W. And aside from the usual shenanigans we have with us Kyla and
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Casey, Hi, we're best. We'll do formal introductions in just a moment,
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but first just going to explain for those who don't know what they're in
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for. This is a panel show style podcast. We're gonna play three silly
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games for points fakey points in whichever team has the most at the end of
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the game wins, uh and just yankin Absolutely nothing for it. Just just
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maybe like an under incensive Pride that's probably the best to get. I mean,
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Pride was on the line. Oh shit, we're a little late.
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That was last month. We should have done Pride as anyway, Well,
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I celebrate a year round. Yeah, how well support a Yeah, we
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don't need just all year all year round. We should do Pride in December
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Christmas. Yeah all you. So we're gonna get some games. Uh,
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we didn't discuss beforehand, but I assume we're just gonna split the teams into
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the dream Team, and Kyle and Casey will stay together just for fundies and
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because it's easier, cool, and just because it makes it more likely Kyler
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and Casey will win. Uh. So you know we like to treat our
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guests here by the disadvantaging Stevie and by putting them together from the start.
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Soames, first, let's do some introductions. I knew you guys would agree.
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I wouldn't have made that joke if I thought you'd be upset. Okay,
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first, I thought you were just still laying out the facts. Whenever
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the two years together YouTube very badly, you split each other, tend to
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do better, but weird, we're like magnets. They have too much fun
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together. We're supposed to compensated for each other, but we just embrace each
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other's instead. You're right, seven plus seven is three whenever you're both on
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the same wavelength. You either snap together or you can't push each other together
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at all. So let's start with he's a gamer and storyteller and he used
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to meet my youngest friend. Now he's just kind of awesome. It's Aggie,
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wow, is kind of awesome, kind of awesome. It's better than
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you deserve. You're probably right, No, it's not. You deserve way
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better, especially for me. Aie question. Oh crap, I didn't think
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of a question, what if anything, would you theme a show of b
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fy TW around? What themed show of b fyt W would you like to
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do that we have not done yet. Have we done a deep dive until
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like the Animal Kingdom? Yet? No? We have not. Something like
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that would be fun, I thought, okay, a little bit of a
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learning experience through nature, Animal Kingdom, the f y t W. We'll
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just write that on the list. And I think it's a good choice and
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it makes perfect sense considering person asked Uh and his teammate. He's a veteran
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and a podcaster, and as it turns out, that makes him a veteran
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podcaster. It's how you doing? Ye ye? Yeah, it's too riled
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up? Okay, A is not that good? Uh? See what what
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theme would you like to see on an episode of If you could no joke
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before you said Animal Kingdom, I thought fucked up animals like the platypus and
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ship like I want to up animal That would be a good twist on the
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Animal Kingdom episode, like those fucking things to ship cubes. Ye like yeah
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like that that like fucked up like that. We can't use that one.
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I actually know that one because of the last time we did it. Yep.
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But oh there's there's more and worse. I guarantee you easily do a
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whole show on some horrifying ship and the animal came to make guarantee you.
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I think. I mean at least one news story every week has something to
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do with an animal doing something weird. So yeah, that would not be
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a problem easy. I like it made it easy. And their opponents and
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our special guests will start with casey ikz hi. Hello, you're welcome.
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Decoration to the stars. Is that what you're doing nowadays? Design? Design,
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design, Thank you? That's what I meant saying, actually, don't
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do that all right? Then I'm just a total failure. I'm just going
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to cry. I did just redecorate my bathroom. Oh okay, that counts
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and you are a star, so so gotcham win win. Hell yeah,
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all right, now that my ego has been fully stated, uh, my
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fragile ego. If we could do a show on any theme whatsoever? What
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theme would you like to do? I was thinking like acting or improv,
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Like I mean, I feel like we've we've we did a theater episode.
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I remember that we did not do a specifically like improv themed one, so
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we could do that. I know we did. That would be super cool.
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They did a rule of the game, but not a whole theme that
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dive into the big book of improv. G Yeah, we just started picking
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up picking games out random. Well, we'd have to like limit it to
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the ones that you can do over like audio, but I mean we don't.
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That would probably still leave like a good three hundred or so to choose
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from. Yeah, no, that's a great idea. And finally, Kyla,
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Hi, Kyla, Hello, I know real quick, what fun things
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are you getting up to these days? Not a whole I stayed up till
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three am watching Game of Thrones season one that I've seen like eight hundred times,
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and I just can't take my eyes away. Wow. It's because of
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the House of the Dragon. You Okay, television. I was raised by
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television. I understand that that is where it got good. It was at
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the beginning and stayed good for a while, and then eventually it's a lot
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of watching it with different eyes of being a little older. Certain things are
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like nope, fast forward through that, you know, and other things I'm
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like, you know, yeah, I tried to watch with you and it
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just yeah, it probably showed you like the worst parts first, like head
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popping or whatever. No, it was more that's the one episode I saw.
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Yeah, that is the one episode I saw. Yeah, watched it
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with a friend. Anyway, the same question, if we could do a
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themed episode, what theme would you like the show to have. I love
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like a movie trivia, like eighties movies or nineties movie just because that's kind
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of the wavelength I'm in right now. Okay, that's cool, that's cool.
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I'd be doubted for that. I love. Like I grew up,
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I was a huge movie person, like my mom, Like she forced me
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to watch movies and it was awesome, like everything from like nineteen thirty nine
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on, Like I had all that crap just like in there, so like
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I'm down and finally i'm your host pantsls Aaron, and I was I'm trying
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to think and one the whole time I've been talking to my friends here.
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But the only thing I can come up with that I don't think we've done
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yet would be a PC gaming episode, just because I've been spending so much
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time in that world lately. I'd be doubt for that, like just just
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computer gaming, That's all it would be, and it was something we could
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easily find people to do. But like I just I've just I've spent like
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the last month, like slowly cataloging, like and making playable like a huge
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selection of nineties PC games. I think I'm up to eight hundred and forty
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whoa, whoa, this is all the Windows ninety eight machine. Yes,
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Yes, told my father about that. He said, he's very impressed.
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And you're also a sadist. No, I'm a masochist. Different. Yeah,
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I mean that's to yourself. I turn around and make you play each
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one of those eight hundred and forty games, then I'm a sadist to the
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end. Yes, because some of them are truly some of them are truly
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abominations should not be saved what saved. They are all right, So shall
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we play some games? Yes? Please, that's what we're all here for.
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Game one is going to be broken headlines. I've got three news story
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headlines here with the important words redacted out. You can fill in the blanks
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however you like, and you can earn a point in one of two ways
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by either making me laugh or correctly filling in the blanks. The team slash
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player with the most points after all three headlines wins and earns one episode point.
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So you neither try and get it right. We're trying to make me
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laugh. Either way could win you the point, and we'll stagger the guesses,
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so teams don't go together or anything like that. And our first headline
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is man sneezes his blank out at a restaurant. Man sneezes his blank out
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at a restaurant. And as soon as you have an idea, go ahead
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and raise your hand. Stevie had his hand up first. I believe I
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know the actual answer to this, and I think his man sneezes his intestine
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out at restaurant. Okay, we just had surgery. Dude, just had
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surgery. Such a put the food in and the food tried to come back
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out. That is it is. It's messed up, beyond awful. I'm
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just going to quickly move on to the next person who else had their hand
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raised. I was going to go basic and but I'm going to go pacemaker
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because that's funny. The concept of pacemakers is very fascinating to me. That's
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their concept of sneezing one out while eating, Like, how does it come
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out? It's not attached like I just assumed. It came all the way
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out like his throat. You're pretty small, the battery still hanging there.
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No, you did get me to laugh, so that is a point.
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Well, Augie or Casey, Uh, I got one. I'm thinking man
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sneezes his vibrating butt plug out at it? I can't remember. I just
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give up what he had surely tried not to laugh and I couldn't. So
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could you imagine, like those leather seats any version he was trying not to
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laugh. It's funny that that good, But it was that good. That
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got one point for well done. Finally, Casey, do you have anything
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yet? Yeah? What you got man sneezes his eyeballs out. That's possibility.
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Well, if it was a fake eyeball to that. Really yeah,
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yeah, okay, if he closed man sneezes his glass eyeballs, that's fair.
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And I did do a single haw after I after I almost cringed myself.
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It's like it's like a Beatles. So I will give you a point
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for that, So two points. One point. Stevie, however, also
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gets a point because he's correct. Where did it come in? Sneezes his
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guts out at a restaurant and literally, uh. He had just undergone an
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operation to treat recurring prostate cancer and had recently been released from the hospital having
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the futures removed from his wound that was healing well, and he went to
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grab restaurants, have breakfast at a restaurant with his wife, and he sneezed
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and his guts spilled out of his stomach. Oh that's so sad. The
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man survived, he's fine, and he oddly didn't seem to really mind all
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that much of his guts were hanging out of his body. And we can
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say that because if he'd had his way, he would have driven himself to
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the hospital. Oh boy. And I'm like no, no, no,
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no, no, no, Trooper Man, due if my skin breaks and
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I bleed. I'm like, doctor, It's like in the action movie where
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there's just like the slow like and then like later they open it up and
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it's like, gods, yeah, that's one of the cases. You're like,
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you're you're looky that your organs also don't have nerve endings, because that
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would be just exposed, immediately exposed to Okay, moving on. It was
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horrifying. So long story short, there was no point in doing any of
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that because both teams got two points. So let's move on to our second
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our second headline, and this is also about animals. Destructive Hurricane teaches macaques
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of Monkey Island to blank. Destructive Hurricane teaches macaques of Monkey Island to blank.
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May I ask what's on the caque? It's a monkey? A monkey?
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Okay, I kind of figured that, but thank you one more time,
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please, sir. Destructive Hurricane teaches macaques of Monkey Island to blank.
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When I think is funny is that there's a place called Monkey Island and it's
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not in a video game. I think Kyla had her hand up first build
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new homes. I like it. I can't say if it's right yet,
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but I did not laugh, so hopefully it's right. Yes, very sober
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has a guess. I got it. Go ahead, I'm gonna take a
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whack actually at the real answer. I think they learned how to make like
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rafts, like devices, like they learn to put them together. Interesting,
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that could be correct, we'll find out. And they ate gluten and they
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became a blotation or Casey, Casey, what's up? They started a podcast.
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I like that they're here with us now. That is the point for
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Casey. That was genuinely funny. Well done, well done, well done.
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Okay, And finally, Stevie, do you have an answer for me?
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Yes? Destructive her what was it? Sorry? Instructive hurricane teaches thecaqus
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of Monkey, Iowa. And to blink teaches macaques of Monkey Island about fake
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news. There was no hurricane. We're not getting any hima. Sorry,
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monkeys. I knew it was a letter of the four letters. No laugh,
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and you're not even close really, the two of you around the edges
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of it, but not quite. The actual answer is a destructive hurricane teaches
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Macacs of Monkey Island to get along. Before the hurricane, they would literally
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fight and tear each other to shreds. Yeah, different tribes of Macacs.
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However, scientists noticed that when the hurricane hit, they put aside their differences
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and started sharing the cooler spaces under the trees. Uh to to fine shade
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and share it together despite being from different tribes. No ship. Yeah,
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climate change could help. Yeah, other primates like the monkeys are going to
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myself against this because of climate change Americans. Yeah, I could believe it.
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I don't not really. But we're gonna have a fun time going out.
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It's have on trip. Who wants donuts? They can't have donuts?
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What's one that's so fun? Unless they're gluten free. You can make gluten
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free donuts. It's possible, all right, you can do it. So
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that is one point to Casey and no points anyone else. So Kyle and
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case I have three Stevie and know you need to do well on this one
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to catch up. Here is our third and final headline. German city votes
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to blank every single blank with a club. German city votes to blank every
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single blank with the club. Stevs Andre So Germans, German German City,
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German City. I know time. German city votes to blank every single blank
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with a club. This pip it is not fourteen thirty nine. You maybe
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I forgot the blanks. German City fucker more time I got you. German
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City vote to blank every single blank with a close m You don't have one.
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I did votes to stop every single weasel on WEGSL stopping day. I
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had something else up made me thinking, well, I lived through the eighties,
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so I'm going to say they voted to hit every baby seal with a
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club. Laughed, He laughed. I didn't everybody in the eighties. Oh
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they're clooning baby seals. They are. Yeah, people were used to make
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like jackets and stuff. I don't ye sell the meat. Yeah, it's
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just aggy and Casey left. Oh so Stevie forfeited his Oh no, he
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didn't answer answer weasels, Sorry, whack a mole wel stuffing. He tried
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making a weird, weird health reference and got so confused part way through.
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It doesn't work, stev case anything or should I just move on? Thinking,
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oh God, I don't have anything for this one, not even a
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real guess. If I had to make a real guess, I think German
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City vote to hit every single rat with a club. Maybe it's a vermin
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issue, Okay, Uh, German City votes to a ball it every club.
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Yes, yes, votes to smack every for that. Yeah, this
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is rough unless you're really into cruelty. German City votes to kill every single
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pigeon. So it was a vermin issue. But it's only a ground assault,
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that's what you're saying. Ground to air. They started hitting them like
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like baseball, Grandy Johnson the Big Unit. Because I can't find the original
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story, but yeah, essentially, the city got together and made a vote
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and decided to get rid of their pigeons. But the it's the method of
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doing so that has animal rights activists up in an uproar because it's literally going
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to be a guy wandering around with a club just clubbing every pigeons like they
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could capture them and then you denize them. They have. But this is
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the guy who came up with the idea. I'm sure he gets off on
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like listen to budget for a club is a lot cheaper than a bunch of
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nuts and ship. There was a story that didn't get hardly any pub in
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Buffalo. A bunch of let's say people who carry shields were uh, getting
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a bunch of skunks and taking them to the first word and shooting them with
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guns. How stupid is that? Shooting a skunk with a gun. It's
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going to make a big mess and it's just inhumane, and it's gonna re
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home them somewhere in the south town. If that bullet goes through their their
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smelly stuff sacked, it could spread that gross and hundreds of meters. And
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that's that's the truly about that idea. Vermin feelings too, they do.
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I are one, they do. Some of them are even in politics.
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They don't feeling, and their stink sacks have now been removed. Thoughts that
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okay, So Kyla and Casey both got to laugh out of me. You
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missed Kylo a little cheaty but whatever. So yeah, but it was it
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was the hater that I wasn't expecting the cat. Okay, so points for
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hater. I did genuinely laugh. So well done. Uh So that is
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five points the ladies and two points of the gentleman. So kind of like
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take this game. It has one episode point, but that's okay, stem
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and you do not despair, Do not give up, my friends. The
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game is coming up after this break, and when it does, somebody is
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going to win. Two fat points. Stick around right after this. If
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part of the Odd God's Media Network. Hey, welcome back. It's time
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for game two. Game two is going to be the cost is correct.
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I've got three items that all recently sold at auction, and because of our
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last story Unfortunate Pigeons, I've decided that all three of these items are going
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to relate into birds in some way. So our players are gonna have to
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bid as close as they can to the final auction price without going over in
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order to win the listing. And we're gonna do this final bid style,
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so you'll keep bidding and bidding until either I feel your bid has gotten close
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enough that your next bids will be very very close or possibly over the retail
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price, or if one of you, a single person, goes over.
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I will immediately announce final bids, and then the rest of you can decide
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whether you'd like to try and advance your bid or stay cool. Your first
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bid can be whatever you want, does not have to be higher than the
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person who bid last. However, after we've gone around the table once,
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every succeeding bid needs to be higher than the bid you just heard. Okay,
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sorry getting Oh it's all good. You should have done this during the
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break. Come, what's happening happen to? Over there? First first team
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to win two listings, so if you win, if you win listing,
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you win it for your team. First team to win two listings wins the
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game and earns two episode points. And our first item I forbids is this
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rare magic card Birds of Paradise nineteen ninety four summer set of Magic the Gathering,
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professionally graded as nine point five gem mint quality, sold on eBay,
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and this listing goes to the one of you who bids closest to the final
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auction price without going over. Bidding is going to start at one thousand dollars,
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and you may bid in dollar increments and gentlemen, you guys lost the
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last game. Would you prefer to bid first or seconds? Yeah, we're
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gonna go first. Okay, we got confidence deb or agi. Who would
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you like to go first? You go first? You're making over bid by
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one. You'll go first? Thing? Yeah, so it's your fault.
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Yeah, you said there are increments of one dollar inments of one dollars starting
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in one thousand. Okay, so we'll keep it low to start with.
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We'll go with twenty two hundred, twenty two hundred dollars over to case twenty
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five hundred, twenty five hundred, twenty seven twenty seven hundred. Kayla,
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my husband is in the collectible card business, so I learn about this popular
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I'm gonna throw you a whacky thing. I think it was like one hundred
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and forty thousand. Okay, final bids? Oh time me now correct?
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It is on you. Would you like to stick to your original bid of
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twenty two hundred or would you like to increase your bid to any amount between
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or above anywhere? I think I'm going to stand. This is a low
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number for our bid for our team, so I'll stay okay. Introducing team
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tactics and interesting win this Okay, so he's decided to lock his bid at
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twenty two hundred. Case how does this work? Can anywhere between your last
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bid and her Kyla's okay? Well, you can actually go over her bid
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if you want, but she's your teammate. I might think second about it,
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and also consider the fact that I immediately final, so there's possibility she's
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gone over. Yeah, I'll go ninety thousand. Ninety thousand, says Casey.
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Shit said Oggie, ninety thousand. That's pretty high up there. I
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guess I should just bid a little bit higher than that, So I do
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ninety seven thousand, says and Kyla is automatically locked at one hundred and forty
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thousand. So the actual final auction price of this piece of cardboard that was
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printed and kept in pristine condition seven eighty eight dollars Stevie Wings. But there
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was another one that, like post Malone bought. You're thinking, oh God,
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which one. It's a different one loaded. I was gonna say,
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you probably think of the black loaders. That one it's like a million,
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really expensive. Yeah, it was probably that one you were thinking of stick
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to my football card or maybe bit a little bit more conservatively. Yeah,
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no, No, that's a good strategy. There was a reasoning, I
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get it. The reason was wrong. Yes, you're thinking right, idea
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wrong card. Right. So, Casey, you're going to start off the
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bids this time and our next time. A for bids is this rare basketball
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card. This nineteen eighty one tops Larry Bird second year trading card has been
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professionally graded at a perfect ten gem mint and this listing can be yours if
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the cost is correct A Larry Bird trading card from nineteen eighty one. Casey,
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starting a bid will start at a thousand dollars, and this being an
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increments of dollars uh, one thousand and one, one thousand. I like
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it, okay, sixty nine sixty six thousand, nine hundred and sixty nine
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dollars, Kylo, I gotta go fourteen thousand, fourteen thousand, and I
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will call final bids. Stevie hasn't even gotten a big yet. Well,
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I guess I'll say one dollar, a dollar, a dollar. Okay,
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you're locked in at a dollar yep, Casey, would you like to stay
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at one thousand and one or would you like to go higher? Oh?
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One thousand and one? Ship said, starting made a thousand dollars seven one
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thousand, and you were decided to go under one thousand dollars pound dollars.
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Nobody saw that one coming, did they. I don't know that they helped
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you, but nobody saw exactly. I'll go thirty five hundred, three thousand,
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five hundred dollars, Okay, I think you safely. And finally,
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Augie, I think I'm gonna squeeze up a little bit. I think I'm
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gonna go to eight thousand, eight thousand. So we have one thirty seven
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five hundred thirty five hundred thirty thirty five hundred, and you said eight thousand,
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eight thousand, fourteen thousand and one one dollar. Listen, if it's
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under thirty five hundred, you're going what I'm saying, Actually, uh,
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the actual auction price for this Larry Bird not even Rookie Trading Cards second year,
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sixteen thousand, four hundred and seventy Kyla winsor Kyla's Spectacular. That's close
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enough that they're probably gonna get there if they've been over it. So you
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did just say baseball, well, yeah, I are like sports cards.
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That's well done. Wow, Wny Hobby Club, that's fantastic, well,
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it's one item a piece. It's gonna come down to this third and final
31:04
item, and Augie, you're gonna start off the bids on this. Our
31:08
final item up for bids is this fantastic set of plush toys. The Angry
31:14
Birds plush set is nearly complete, missing only two the Saint Patrick's day Bird
31:19
and Bubble's keychain. All other plush Angry Birds collectibles are present and in good
31:26
condition, and this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. This
31:32
listing will start at five thousand dollars, and you may you may bid an
31:36
increments of dollars. Ogie, I was gonna ask how many pieces are in
31:42
this set? Does it say all but two? That every Angry Bird's plush
31:49
there was? I did not count them. Okay, see that's the problem.
31:53
There's two missing, So it's that super high up. So I'm thinking,
31:59
you know, I'm gonna go back eight grand, eight thousand dollars,
32:01
says Augie Kylo. I'll go five. I'll be all right starting bid five.
32:07
Oh wait a minute, five thousand and one, five thousand, there
32:12
we go. Now we're learning what do you say? Five and eight on
32:17
the board. I'm gonna go a little bit higher. I'm gonna I'm gonna
32:21
bring it up more to like fourteen thousand, seven hundred and fifty two,
32:25
fourteen thousand, seven hundred and fifty two. Apparently, just to be confusing.
32:30
That's what I do. I confuse myself. Casey, your first bid
32:43
fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand, just over time, all right. Every bid
32:47
from now on must be higher than the last. Augie, you must be
32:53
higher in fifteen thousand, eighteen thousand, eighteen thousand onto Kylo two twenty two
33:00
thousand, Stevie twenty four thousand, three hundred, four thousand, three hundred
33:08
all right, and Case twenty five thousand and one dollar. All right.
33:19
I'm gonna call final bids. Damn Augie twenty five thousand, nine hundred ninety
33:38
nine, twenty five thousand, nine hundred ninety nine, says Augie. Now
33:44
the highest bid Kaylo twenty seven oh one twenty seven thousand and one dollar.
33:51
Stevie, I have to go higher than just the fifteen. If you're going
33:54
to bid, you can bid anywhere between your bid and whatever any number after
34:00
that, but it has to be higher than your concurrent bid, which is
34:02
twenty four three Your number, or you can just stay at twenty four to
34:06
three. I think Aggi's got the low end. I'm not sure. I'm
34:08
gonna say all he has a little low end, so I want to bid
34:12
higher. So I'm gonna go twenty eight two five to two, twenty eight
34:17
to fifty two. Casey, do you want to overbid him? Or do
34:23
you want to stick at twenty five one or somewhere in between. I'm gonna
34:34
stay. You're gonna stay at twenty five thousand and one dollars? Yes,
34:37
all right, So the bids are in order of least most. Casey has
34:43
twenty five thousand and one. Augi has twenty five thousand, nine eighty nine,
34:47
Kyla has twenty seven thousand and one. Stevie has twenty eight thousand and
34:52
two fifty two. Just to be a dick, somebody's gotta be the actual
34:59
sale right of this listic of plush god damn toys thirty thousand, even which
35:06
means Stevie w I'm not happy I won that, because that's fucked up.
35:12
It should not sell. I am Casey. I was willing you fifty three,
35:17
even though his bid was such an asshole. No worries, uh So
35:23
That means that Steve and Oggie have taken two items and have won the game.
35:29
Heck yeah, Dream James Beck. The Dream Team fires back and they
35:32
now have two points to Kylan Casey's one. But there is one game left
35:37
to go. Game three is going to decide it because this game is worth
35:40
three episode points and we are going to play that game. Right after this,
35:54
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36:43
back. It's time for Game three. The rules of the game the same.
36:49
WHOA Okay, our players are going to play a game that they don't
36:52
know the rules too, but it's one that's been played on the show before,
36:57
so you can't instantly win by guessing the Instead, we're going to play
37:00
the game to the end, and the player who has the most points at
37:04
the end will win the three episode points for their team and win the episodes.
37:09
Okay, all right, so it's a game we played before. That's
37:13
all I can tell you. You may not have heard it, but I'm
37:19
pretty sure you're gonna pick it up very quickly. Okay, yeah, yeah.
37:23
A scene from Batman into the bat Verse. I'm Batman. No,
37:34
I'm Batman. No, I'm Batman, I'm Batman. You shut up.
37:44
Okay. I feel like you can put a little more sauce on it,
37:46
but I am going to give you job my voice. I'm going to give
37:51
you two points for that. That was awesome, Kyloes. We've seen Rangers,
38:01
yeah, okay, Rita Repulsa's surprisingly banal super villain origin story. Somebody
38:13
gave her those bad eyebrows, and she's just been trying to get even against
38:16
the world. Sense eye revenge, No eyebrows, eyebrow revenge, revenge.
38:25
Women are serious about eyebrows. It's sure they pluck them. And she actually
38:28
did my eyebrows. Yeah, I did. You did one time? I
38:34
colored in Casey's eyebrows when she was like twelve caterpillar. It was so bad.
38:37
She still holds it over my head. Literally gave me caterpillars. They
38:40
were so dark and so thick. I was mortified because I'm like the only
38:45
one in the family it was dark eyebrows are then Dad, I was like,
38:47
take it off so bad. Sorry. I was going to give you
38:52
two points because it was just a single sentence, but then you got the
38:58
caterpillar story and I cannot help. But I enjoyed the shout out of that.
39:02
So the three points thank you maximum three points, wow, max points
39:07
very nice. Yeah, the world's tiniest man and his PowerPoint presentation. So
39:19
if you see here, every time you guys drop ship, it follows my
39:24
fucking face. So if you go to the next side, this is a
39:30
pie chart, showy, how many fucking times she pulls my fucking face?
39:37
Next line, fuck you? The end a perfection. Thank you, sir,
39:47
thank you, perfection. Three points perfection, exactly what I wanted.
39:53
Thank you, able to get one. Casey Aaron, just a simple country
40:05
lawyer admonishing your children. Thank you, good yelling at essentially, oh god,
40:17
you little fuckers, why would you do that? In public. Don't
40:22
you know who I am? You need a simple country lawyer to get your
40:29
ship together or your TV. Okay, okay, you completely ignored the simple
40:40
country lawyer part, which I was I was hoping to see. However,
40:47
I did not expect you to say what you said. So two points.
40:53
She looks in us, but she throws the squares. Yes, and now
41:00
you're going to do scenes in teams of two alone, Tyler. Yes,
41:07
a mugging turns into a meet cute? What I've never heard this before.
41:16
Yeah, it's like it's like like rom com bump into each other, characters
41:23
actually each other, and then like you all had a meeting before this?
41:28
Made that up right? No heard this before? Have you been on the
41:32
internet in the past five years? Yeah? But not like very what he
41:40
sees our not cute. They're cute meats, only cute beats. Anyway.
41:50
Okay, give me those headphones? Oh sure? Here? Oh you have
41:58
such nice ears. Oh thank you? I exercised them. Ever, did
42:06
you must be a great listener? I would love to listen more. Actually,
42:13
really, do you like Do you like listening to books on tape at
42:15
the park? Books on tape at the park? I love that audio.
42:22
Cook, I love that audio. Would you ever want to like steal more
42:30
headphones from people to listen to more audio books at the park? I kept
42:38
out of the house. What could I possibly say? I don't watch coms,
42:45
I know what they are up until he bailed out of the scene like
42:52
all right by, alright bye, But it was it was still good.
42:55
Two points. Kylo was on point the whole time. Very nice. Two
43:00
points to whom also gonna give you two points. Okay, thank you,
43:04
two points each. Well done. Uh, I'm looking forward to this one.
43:09
I shouldn't have bombed out of Stevie and Casey. Yes, Rita Repulsa's
43:17
lesser known siblings Rebecca Rebounda and Randy Dandy Andy Dandy after only two years,
43:28
Mommy left us out of this. Can I am Randy Randy? I am
43:36
Randy Dandy, and with my sister Rebecca Rebounda, we will continue where our
43:43
mother left off. Uh exactly. We're gonna make everybody say, uh,
43:51
what the fuck? And we're gonna Stroy destroy sword On and the New Power
43:54
Rangers who are made up of chickmunks because who fuck knows. Okay, let's
44:00
go, let's go find zord on his child too. I'm gonna stop you
44:09
there, Casey. I appreciate your willingness to yes, and you clearly did
44:15
not yet. That's fair, that's fair. Uh. Stevie did his damnedest
44:22
to hold up the scene anyway, So two points. Sorry, no,
44:25
no, I'm afraid I can only give one point. That's okay, It's
44:30
okay, all right, two scenes left, Stevie and Augie Owe. You
44:38
want the front or the back? We'll get the herd. Who gets the
44:43
ass? Mary's head? You've worked all week? Word ready? Yes,
44:51
Times New Roman and Comic Sands are partners in a buddy cop flick. There's
44:58
a wink. No, there's a robbery going on? Oh what time news?
45:05
What? What the fuck is that supposed to straight? Because you're you're
45:09
all like straight edge, you all by the books and stuff. That makes
45:14
more sense, Like we gotta like they're all the same to me, over
45:24
the same. So wait, what are we doing? You gotta stop that
45:29
robber man, gotta stop a robbery and then let us go stop that robber.
45:37
Let's tell us some exclamations at him. Yo, check it out.
45:40
This looks like a club, but really it's an exclamation point. So it's
45:44
legit. Mm hmmm, I got him. This is very unbecoming, right
45:52
there, Times New Roman. The personality of Times New Roman. You've never
46:00
seen a buddy conflict. There's always one buy the book and one times yes.
46:07
Do you not understand how comedy works? I didn't realize there this be,
46:14
But like English questions, it's all good. It's all good. Oggie,
46:19
despite struggling, did eventually get the point and throughout some good stuff there.
46:22
So to Stevie on the other hand, yeah, two points view as
46:29
well, thank you. I don't know where that I don't know, like,
46:36
I don't know that was going to be a compliment insult. He's just
46:38
like, I don't know. Halfway through, I don't know. It didn't
46:40
look it didn't feel like comings sense to me, but it was still funny.
46:45
So I give you points, Kyl and Casey please giving me something I
46:52
might know. Hellvenica and wing Dings are the villains in that same buddy couflict.
47:07
So I think we can get this robbery done real fast. Yeah,
47:13
let's do it. So. I like to have a sense of continuity,
47:21
almost like cursive in my work. What's continuity? Do you want to trade
47:31
personalities. Good boy joint, Yes, let's go. Okay, are we
47:49
going? I just just two scenes in a row where one partner just had
48:01
to struggle to get the other one back on track. It is what it
48:06
is? So good is Saturday. I got even points. I still don't
48:10
know what he was asking for. You nailed both characters, so three points
48:14
to Kyla. I nailed both characters. I mean at first you were just
48:23
comics sands with an attitude, but then but then you picked it up in
48:27
the second half. Sod two points to Casey, which means at the end
48:31
of our game, the scores are Casey has five points, he has six,
48:37
Stevie has seven, but Kyla has eight, which means Tyler has one.
48:42
Thank you three of some points and they have won the episode four points
48:47
to two. Well done, Thank you. Thank you for making me laugh
48:58
so goddamn hard. I love improv. I still feel the warmth in my
49:01
face. Imps like that, yeah, and stuff like that. So like
49:07
exercise my brain. Yeah, you know what, you should watch it.
49:12
And this is what this game of this game. Particular game is heavily influenced
49:15
by Make Some Noise on dropout dot TV. Absolutely hysterical. Wayne Brady's been
49:22
on. It's been an absolute joy and there's tons of clips all over the
49:25
place anyway, So I just need to thank our special guests Kindline Casey for
49:31
coming out and having some pum with us today. Thank you, thank you
49:35
absolutely fantastic. Thank you ladies so much for coming and playing along. It's
49:37
been absolute joy. Is there anything either of you would like to plug?
49:43
I found out this week that watermelon's coming yellow and I ate it and it
49:47
was delicious. And I put a picture on my Instagram. Yeah I saw
49:52
that and I was like, has Kyler just never heard of pineapple? It
49:58
was an actual watermelon. I I brought on watermelon. Fran Caitlin did it
50:00
too, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I literally couldn't tell from the picture.
50:05
I was like, oh yeah, it was a yellow water It was
50:07
a yellow watermelon. That's a highlight of my weight. I didn't You would
50:12
like to see the yellow watermelon go to Kyla the Koala on Instagram. A
50:17
lot of other boring stuff yellow watermelon and waring ship yellow yellow. Can't see
50:27
anything for you or just not much? Oh no, I still got my
50:31
design stuff going. I just posted a really cool video of the fireworks the
50:37
other night that I saw in Pendleton, I pulled over on the side of
50:40
the road, I might add I did pull over, opened my sun roof
50:45
and recorded the fireworks from my sun roof and that was really cool. And
50:50
I'm working on a cedar chest I saw. That's awesome cedar chests. The
50:54
smell that's cool too. Yeah. The photography is hell yeah, Hell's all
51:04
right. And as for us, you can follow me on social media pants
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51:52
that gets cut out of the episodes, all sorts of fun stuff and usually
51:55
a bunch of extra stuff that's CB I or Augie record. Uh you know
52:00
when we're not doing this, so I just put up a new video today.
52:04
Yeah. There's there's always stuff there and we appreciate it every single day,
52:07
especially from people like William M. Casey S sitting right here with us,
52:15
the Gate Leaders, Jeremy F. Aaron S, David M. Bridget
52:19
from Long Island, David A. Christ and F Justin B. Donna M.
52:22
Mexican and Crunchy. Thank you so much. We have one more.
52:25
Oh, we have one more that has not been added to our list.
52:29
No, it's DJ's anthis himself. M Blade. Hell yeah, M Blade,
52:32
thank you so much, man much. I will add you to the
52:36
list because see he's apparently too blazy to do so yepistand till he wins an
52:45
episode, Bridge still hasn't happened. Till you win, you're tracked to here.
52:53
Uh, and yeah, that's gonna be it from us, I think
52:58
so. I'm just gonna ask why, because you that's why it was so
53:05
calm, It was almost cosied. Yeah. I think that's the most like
53:08
close to at the same time we've ever been. Yeah, that's that's that's
53:14
something sure times new Roman. What the fuck