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What are "Adult Cheat Codes" · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich on Reddit there was a thread
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  Speaker 1: about an adult cheat code that changed your life, and
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  Speaker 1: just for fundsies, we put it on Facebook and it
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  Speaker 1: blew up, so we thought, let's get into it. I'll
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  Speaker 1: go over some of these cheat codes, but first I
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  Speaker 1: said to Matt, Matt, what's an adult cheat code that
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  Speaker 1: changed your life?
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  Speaker 2: All right? I am relatively embarrassed to admit it took
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  Speaker 2: me so long to figure this out. But rolling up
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  Speaker 2: the deodorant on a new container so that I don't
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  Speaker 2: have to peel the plastic out with my teeth, you know,
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  Speaker 2: rip it out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so you push the deodorant up through the plastic,
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  Speaker 3: it busts through and then you don't have to open
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  Speaker 3: it the hard way.
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  Speaker 4: That's smart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to rip it out like.
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  Speaker 4: You twist, you know how your deodorant. You can twist
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  Speaker 4: the bottom of it. If you make it go higher,
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  Speaker 4: then the plastic just.
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  Speaker 1: Comes down as you do that.
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  Speaker 3: You do, I've heard of that.
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  Speaker 2: Fine always comes out from me until like I was
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  Speaker 2: like twenty seven to realize, oh my god, I could
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  Speaker 2: twist this up and it just falls off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually very satisfying when it comes out you
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  Speaker 3: can never find scissors in your house.
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  Speaker 1: That is a great adult cheat code. Thank you, Matt,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Here's one. This, This one is such a
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  Speaker 1: good cheat code. It makes sense. It says clean your
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  Speaker 1: blender by blending water and soap.
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  Speaker 3: Smart.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, Gabriel, what's an adult what's an adult cheat code?
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  Speaker 1: You have?
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  Speaker 5: I have basically to get free truos well at SeaWorld,
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  Speaker 5: how you would tell the truro stands that a seagull
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  Speaker 5: eight year true a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy's lying.
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  Speaker 5: We were walking a SeaWorld and a seagull sweet.
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  Speaker 6: Swept right between our heads. Manager smacked both of us
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  Speaker 6: in the head with his wings and grabbed my girlfriend's
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  Speaker 6: finger and the seagull at the truro at the same
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  Speaker 6: time and flew off with it. I took her at
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  Speaker 6: medical because she thought.
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  Speaker 5: This seagull bro.
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  Speaker 6: And uh the empty person there on site said, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: just as far as the true, just let them know
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  Speaker 6: at your true at company policy, they'll replace for you
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  Speaker 6: because they're savages.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I would say, the seagulls at sea World might
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  Speaker 3: be the most aggressive on the planet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, getting smacked by one.
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  Speaker 1: Don't lie her brother? Thanks Gabriel. So what are adult
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  Speaker 1: cheat codes that change your life? These are some of
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  Speaker 1: the comments on reddick. This one is really really good
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  Speaker 1: and it's hard to process. Realizing that most people aren't
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  Speaker 1: thinking about you as much as you think. That takes
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  Speaker 1: away a lot of unnecessary pressure. I think I love
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  Speaker 1: that one. Just nobody really thinking about you, no one cares,
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  Speaker 1: drop social media and don't care what other people think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if you can pull that off, that's
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  Speaker 3: a beautiful that's a beautiful way to live.
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  Speaker 1: Totally adult cheat codes that change your life. Getting enough
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  Speaker 1: sleep and drinking water is huge. This is a big
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  Speaker 1: one for me too, because I did this the other
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  Speaker 1: day and I've screwed up everything by doing this saying
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  Speaker 1: let me check my calendar instead of immediately saying yes yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Some time people respect it and if you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do something to say sorry, I have plans, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to say more. I literally use that one
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  Speaker 1: all the time. It's great, you see let me check
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  Speaker 1: my calendar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, or I'll just be like, let me get like,
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  Speaker 4: let me check my calendar for the next week and
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  Speaker 4: let me see it.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I'll tell you what works. It's great because sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you actually do have to check your calendar. I have
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  Speaker 1: to check my calendar every day.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of weird, Like I'm not back ground.
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  Speaker 1: If you exercise daily, even just a little bit, you
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  Speaker 1: don't feel as old as you are. I think that's true.
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  Speaker 3: That's a great one.
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  Speaker 1: Just say, I don't know enough about that to have
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  Speaker 1: an opinion. Yet people respect this way more than a
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  Speaker 1: half bag hot take. It instantly kills ninety percent of
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  Speaker 1: arguments that you were about to waste on energy.
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  Speaker 4: I try to use that on my mema every now
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  Speaker 4: and then, and then she lights me up because I
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  Speaker 4: should know more about whatever it is, and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I have to explain to her. I'm like, we have
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  Speaker 4: different algorithms. Like what you see on the internet, I
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  Speaker 4: don't see the internet.
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  Speaker 1: This is a good one. This is a good lot.
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  Speaker 1: This is a good adult cheat code. And I do
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  Speaker 1: this with you guys all the time, all the time,
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  Speaker 1: almost daily with you three. Let people be wrong.
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  Speaker 4: You don't really do that that.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I just let you guys go. Before you buy
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  Speaker 1: something you really don't need, think about how many hours
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  Speaker 1: you have to work to afford it. My father in law,
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  Speaker 1: he's the first guy ever told me that. In a
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  Speaker 1: different point of view, we were, I was, I was
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  Speaker 1: in Vegas or something. I was like, man, I was
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  Speaker 1: a gambling blackjack whatever I am? I lost whatever? And
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  Speaker 1: I go, hey, do you ever blackjack? He says, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't gamble, And I go, how come? He goes,
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  Speaker 1: because I know how long it took me to make
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  Speaker 1: that dollar and I don't want to waste it? And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, dangn kindness. It'll get you far way
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  Speaker 1: far with stuff anyone that you interact with on a databasis.
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  Speaker 1: It greases the wheel for most interactions. Learn from other
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  Speaker 1: people's mistakes. Those errors are free of personal consequences. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: if you have enough, you don't need more. Give fewer fs.
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  Speaker 1: It's not possibly care about everything and everyone, you know.
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  Speaker 3: How Like you said, let other people be wrong. The
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  Speaker 3: other side of that is you don't need to be
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  Speaker 3: right all the time too. Yeah, where it's like a
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  Speaker 3: juggle with that one. I'm telling you. The more I
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  Speaker 3: just like just shut up, the happier I am.
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  Speaker 1: So those are adult cheat codes that change your life.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got any more? Shoot us? The text or
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  Speaker 1: calls at eight seven seven nine three seven one four
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  Speaker 1: seven I saw a bunch on Facebook that we posted
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook. Hold on, hold on, let me go to
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  Speaker 1: our John Jay and Rich Facebook. You guys ever get
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  Speaker 1: a chance. Our Facebook is really really a happening spot here.
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  Speaker 1: For example, drop your zodiac for an on air reading.
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  Speaker 1: There's forty six comm I run every day for twenty minutes,
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  Speaker 1: and if I miss a day, I add twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: in the next day. This has been a game changer. Tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to run for four months. For four months
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  Speaker 1: hilarious credit card rewards, but pay your card off every
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  Speaker 1: two weeks. They love giving you free stuff. Do not
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  Speaker 1: live life in vain. That is my dad's last piece
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  Speaker 1: of advice. I don't know what that means. Watch for
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  Speaker 1: wolves in sheep's clothing.
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  Speaker 3: They mean, don't don't that mean wolves? That means people
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  Speaker 3: that seem like they're like fake people.
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  Speaker 1: Like half the people we work with in the building.
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  Speaker 4: I can spot those from a mile level.
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  Speaker 3: You know what one of our clients tell me that
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  Speaker 3: I think is great. But he said, you should try
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  Speaker 3: to do something hard every day. One thing that's hard
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  Speaker 3: every day, like maybe physically for you, like you know,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, workout or something, but it could also
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  Speaker 3: be something hard for you. What if it's like just
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  Speaker 3: saying no to people right, like.
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  Speaker 4: We're having a hard conversation, maybe even putting off or
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  Speaker 4: something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I did that a while ago. I read I
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  Speaker 1: read a book I remember, and it said, inconvenience yourself
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  Speaker 1: for other people for fifteen minutes a day to help
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  Speaker 1: help other people. And I did that for a while.
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  Speaker 1: But now I've narrowed it down to about three minutes.
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  Speaker 1: And it's usually for someone in my family. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: That works. Clean your house before a trip, so it
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  Speaker 1: feels welcoming when you come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see up and down, left and right. What does
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  Speaker 1: that mean?
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  Speaker 5: Hmm? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Is it like an actual code for a video game,
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  Speaker 4: you know how sometimes up up, down down?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you think that's a Nintendo Yeah, that's probably
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  Speaker 3: cheat code.
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  Speaker 1: That's daily Bible reading is a cheat code to use
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  Speaker 1: the dryer sheet to swoop through the litholder to clean
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  Speaker 1: it so you don't have to get it on your hands. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I clean on Thursday nights that way. Friday is Friday.
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  Speaker 1: No work after five, that's great too. No is a
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  Speaker 1: full sentence.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, you know, you can just say no, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to get people excuses why why you're
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  Speaker 3: not going.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I've been really working on sometimes too, because
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  Speaker 4: I'm one of those people like if you ask me
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  Speaker 4: to do something, ninety percent of the time, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: say yes, right, And so it's like sometimes I'm like, dang,
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  Speaker 4: why did I say yes? Like I really don't want
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  Speaker 4: to go, and then I'm like no, and then I
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  Speaker 4: try to explain and then I'm like, okay, well that's
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  Speaker 4: not even true. So now I'm just like making stuff
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  Speaker 4: up and it's just like, just say you can't go.
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  Speaker 3: I get it for my dad all the time. I'll
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  Speaker 3: ma kay, Dad, I'm gonna come through Saint Louis to
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  Speaker 3: see you. Could I pop eye and see and he's
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  Speaker 3: like no, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh here's adult cheat codes. Naps are okay, here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: Don't lend people money, sleep more, lose weight. And this
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  Speaker 1: is a big one. You don't need a birthday to
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  Speaker 1: buy a cake. Stop drinking, regulate your nervous system, take
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  Speaker 1: partner dancing classes for exercises, socialization in a fun way.
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  Speaker 1: All right, this is the way. All right? Those are
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  Speaker 1: adult cheat codes, and you got any more shoots A
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  Speaker 1: tax to JJR whatever your adult cheak code is to
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  Speaker 1: nine six eight ninety three.
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  Speaker 4: I'm freezing olir