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Chris Franjola on Karen Read, Tyler Perry Lawsuit, And Just Like That · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
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  Speaker 2: She talks Hollywood tales for real life.
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  Speaker 5: Fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 1: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Karen Reid has been
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  Speaker 4: acquitted of the murder of her boyfriend. She was convicted
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  Speaker 4: of driving under the influence.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing.
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  Speaker 4: We got this news after we recorded the show, but
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  Speaker 4: get ready for a great episode. And we do talk
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  Speaker 4: about Karen Reid and her future. So get ready for
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  Speaker 4: a juicy one.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: I know I've talked a lot about my 10 year
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  Speaker 4: anniversary that's coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Next week.
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  Speaker 4: And my very first guest was who is joining me today.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Pull over.
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  Speaker 4: You probably need to change your underwear. It's Chris Franjola.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: My dear friend.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Hilarious comedian. Always delight. Everybody's good guy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sure. Yeah, I'll take all that.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're like a good guy. Dad. Right, dad.
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  Speaker 2: Husband. Six-year-old. Almost six. July 16th.
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  Speaker 1: Podcaster. Fashionista.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people, you know, my wife's cousin recently,
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  Speaker 2: we were fathers at my wife's house. My wife's cousin
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  Speaker 2: texted her later in the day. She said, does Chris
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  Speaker 2: have a stylist? Because he always looks so nice. So,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: That was your gift.
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  Speaker 2: That was your father's gift. That's all I needed. That's
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  Speaker 2: all you ever wanted. You should see this guy who
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  Speaker 2: wrote that. I mean, but anyway, I'll take it, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just tell you a quick story? I didn't
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  Speaker 2: realize I was the first guest, right, way back in
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  Speaker 2: those old days.
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  Speaker 1: You were my very first guest.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And now just an interesting story of being the first guest.
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  Speaker 2: You were in a building like somewhere in like Beverly
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  Speaker 2: Hills or whatever. Okay. I had just began at the
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  Speaker 2: time dating my wife. Just began, kind of.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I was walking into your show and I happened
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  Speaker 2: to see Netflix. One of the doors had the Netflix
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  Speaker 2: logo on it. It's just a little small company at
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  Speaker 2: the time. It was. It was like a little closet
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  Speaker 2: in the same building you were in. So I texted
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  Speaker 2: my wife and said, I think I'm in your building.
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  Speaker 2: She said, you are. Anyway, like she said.
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  Speaker 1: Did she think that was creepy?
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  Speaker 7: She said, come on.
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  Speaker 1: What if that had turned her off?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it didn't. Where would you be today? We're still
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  Speaker 2: probably doing great. Anyway, we're still going. And yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: I said, well, I'll say hi on the way out.
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  Speaker 2: And I said hi on the way out. And now look,
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  Speaker 2: now look, Netflix is Netflix and you're you.
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  Speaker 1: And you got a wife.
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  Speaker 2: To change your life. Yeah. Thank God.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We were just saying that you said somebody sent you
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  Speaker 4: the 25 year.
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  Speaker 2: No, a bunch of, they sent me a bunch of people, magazines,
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  Speaker 2: 25 people, magazines, From 1977. 77 to 78. I was
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  Speaker 2: going to bring them because it's shock. First of all,
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  Speaker 2: the ads alone are wild.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, the next time you do the show in a
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  Speaker 4: couple weeks, I said you're going to come to my
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  Speaker 4: new house.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go to a cute lunch after.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: Bring that because that would be a really fun summer
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  Speaker 4: thing to look at. I, too, have a bunch. I
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  Speaker 4: saved some of the magazines, but I was trying to condense.
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  Speaker 4: from when I did like fashion police and stuff in
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  Speaker 4: the back of the magazine, I'd save the magazines. And
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  Speaker 4: in my move, I finally was like, I can't keep
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  Speaker 4: all of these. But I mean, the amount of times
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  Speaker 4: that like JLo and Jennifer Aniston, those people that was like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, 15 years ago. So I can't wait to see,
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  Speaker 4: but with people magazine, I remember my, we got a
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  Speaker 4: subscription to people magazine and I just, every Saturday it
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  Speaker 4: would come and I just loved it, loved it. And
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  Speaker 4: then For one, all of a sudden, my dad's like,
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  Speaker 4: I can send that to you when you're in college
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  Speaker 4: at SC. So it would come every Saturday. And then
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  Speaker 4: my first job out of college, I would take that
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  Speaker 4: magazine and read it at the Robinson's.
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  Speaker 1: May at the horrible mall in North Hollywood.
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  Speaker 2: Robinson's May was like a department store.
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  Speaker 4: And I remember I said, I just wish there was
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  Speaker 4: a job that would require me to just read this magazine.
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  Speaker 2: You did it. That's all you want.
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  Speaker 1: And I did it.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Isn't that wild? What did Oprah call that? Manifestation, secreting,
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  Speaker 2: all of it.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of times that I would do that,
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  Speaker 4: but I didn't know that that's what it was called.
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  Speaker 4: But now I look back and I'm like, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
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  Speaker 5: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
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  Speaker 5: before bed. Or two, you know. Nobody's watching.
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  Speaker 1: You deserve a treat.
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  Speaker 5: With eight flavors to choose from, you can choose the
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  Speaker 5: flavor you favor with Cadbury Dairy Milk.
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  Speaker 4: Like, one time Drake was like, you know, asking me
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  Speaker 4: about my childhood or whatever, and I said, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I used to say, I used to love talk radio
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  Speaker 4: even back then, and I used to say, Oh, I'd
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  Speaker 4: love to have a talk radio show, but I bet
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  Speaker 4: there'll be technology where I can do it from my
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  Speaker 4: home by the time I'm an adult.
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  Speaker 1: I literally would say that in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: And then I'd say, one day I'm going to write
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  Speaker 4: a book, but it'll be like I'm married and I
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  Speaker 4: have like an office at my house and my child
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  Speaker 4: will come interrupt me. And then when I'd write the
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  Speaker 4: book on the weekends, like Brandon would come in. I
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  Speaker 4: had like this peach iced tea and he'd come in
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  Speaker 4: and he'd like drink the iced tea and.
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  Speaker 1: Be like, well, we're going to go in the pool.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe like in one hour, four o'clock on a Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, shut it down. Now we go
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  Speaker 1: in the pool. So I don't know. Do it. Do it.
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  Speaker 1: You may not know that you're doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Just do it. Well, anyway, I wanted to bring the
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  Speaker 2: People magazines. We have to do it. We should just
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  Speaker 2: do like a full-on Juicy Scoop from 1977 and just
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  Speaker 2: go right through the topic.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually.
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  Speaker 2: Through the whole magazine.
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  Speaker 4: Because we're talking about this, I'm going to jump to
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  Speaker 4: a crazy thing in today's show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: That is.
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  Speaker 4: This 1970s Tab commercial popped up. This guy named Greg N.
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  Speaker 4: Foster from, I think, Instagram or TikTok. And he's like,
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  Speaker 4: this is crazy. And it's a commercial from the 1970s
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  Speaker 4: for Tab, which was the diet soda before Diet Coke
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  Speaker 4: got into, like, Diet Coke.
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  Speaker 2: I remember Tab very well.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so it is a commercial. With a guy at
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  Speaker 1: his office in the 1970s. And it's like, when your
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  Speaker 1: man is working, remember, he'd like a figure to come
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  Speaker 1: home to, meaning your figure can stay that fit with tap. Remember,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't look good, he won't want to come home. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's every ad in this People magazine I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Every ad is like, It's basically like, ladies, you could
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  Speaker 2: do it too. Like every ad is, these cigarettes are
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  Speaker 2: for you, ladies. Forget men. This car is for you.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of cigarette ads, a lot of liquor ads.
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  Speaker 2: But everything is, this is for you, ladies. Enough is
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  Speaker 2: enough of the men's cigarettes. This one's for you.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing. It's wild.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to dissect that, do a class on it,
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  Speaker 4: do our dissertation.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But first, let me get so let's get into
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  Speaker 4: some fun other juicy scoop really quickly. They are still
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  Speaker 4: deliberating on Karen Reed. We have been casting the movie.
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  Speaker 4: We are excited about it. I'm I'm convinced she will
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  Speaker 4: not be convicted of anything in the murder world. However,
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  Speaker 4: breaking news is saying Karen Reid could be convicted of
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  Speaker 4: just drunk driving as jurors remain deadlocked on that one
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  Speaker 4: final charge.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's fair to say that that is true.
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  Speaker 4: So that would be at least some satisfaction to the
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  Speaker 4: people that felt that she misbehaved.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, I don't know if.
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  Speaker 2: You've discussed this, but if she if she's completely innocent
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  Speaker 2: and she gets out, is she like a Dancing with
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  Speaker 2: the Stars person or is it too grim a crime?
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  Speaker 2: To put her on Dancing with the Stars, because I
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  Speaker 2: feel like they would.
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  Speaker 4: 100% Dancing with the Stars, and I hadn't even thought
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  Speaker 4: of that, Chris. I have been talking to my insiders about,
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  Speaker 4: you know, it looks to be that Bravo is letting
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  Speaker 4: some franchises maybe not come back, like a New Jersey
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  Speaker 4: or taking big breaks. They're doing a new one in
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  Speaker 4: Rhode Island, which is a really ritzy place.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. And.
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  Speaker 4: So there's rumors I heard that they were thinking about Boston.
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  Speaker 1: And if they do Boston.
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  Speaker 2: She would be one?
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  Speaker 1: She'd have to be one.
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  Speaker 2: Is she that wealthy? It doesn't matter anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, sometimes they want to, they want to sometimes
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  Speaker 4: search for wealthy people. They just want, interesting people. They
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  Speaker 4: want people that are famous. Rachel Zoe is joining Real
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  Speaker 4: Housewives of Beverly Hills. And they say the reason why
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  Speaker 4: is because she got divorced from her guy and some
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  Speaker 4: of her ventures allegedly are not doing as well. And
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  Speaker 4: it's sort of like, let me, you know, this might
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  Speaker 4: be good for my business or maybe it's the paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: But so they want famous people.
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  Speaker 4: They want reasons for people to tune in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But I definitely think she will have a media career.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, there's always a podcast, but I think first
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  Speaker 4: it'll be, I mean, Traitors.
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  Speaker 2: Traitors.
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  Speaker 4: Great on Traitors. Dancing with the Stars got a cute figure.
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  Speaker 4: Remember that one officer said she had a flat ass.
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  Speaker 4: As someone who has a flat ass, I want to
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  Speaker 4: see her in a cute little, I know how to
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  Speaker 4: camouflage that ass with a cute little sparkly skirt.
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  Speaker 2: I think she'd be good on dance. I mean, why not? Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: At this point, they're in season like 20. They're getting
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  Speaker 2: thin on, on talent pool, you know? So you got
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  Speaker 2: to just take.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the women and the people that are behind her,
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  Speaker 4: they would be tuning in and they would be voting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Chris, I had not thought of that. That has
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  Speaker 1: got to happen.
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  Speaker 2: That's got to happen. Next up is attempted murder.
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  Speaker 6: Next.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean, I just hope they don't do some
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  Speaker 4: weird thing where the thing opens up and it's like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I've.
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  Speaker 1: Been feeling calling in the air of night.
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  Speaker 2: Like kind of a weird. And then her dance partner
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  Speaker 2: rises up out of the snow or something. That would be,
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  Speaker 2: that's a little grim.
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  Speaker 1: They can't do anything like that. They just have to do,
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  Speaker 1: they have to, you know what? Oh, this is going
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  Speaker 1: to be the dance.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to start with a setting, like a courtroom setting.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: And then she's sitting there and she's like, and the
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  Speaker 4: music starts. And then it's her conservative suit outfit rips off.
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  Speaker 2: Through the reveal.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's like, freedom.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then she like dances to that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I like that. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Let's talk about this. So you did not know
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  Speaker 1: about this.
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  Speaker 2: I did not. This is broke yesterday. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry.
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  Speaker 4: For the few of you that might be like, remind
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  Speaker 4: me who that is.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry.
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  Speaker 4: Because I was explaining it to Drake, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: Tyler Perry is really a genius in how he made
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  Speaker 4: his own studio in Atlanta. But from what I recall
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  Speaker 4: from his original interviews with Oprah is, you know, he
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  Speaker 4: really is a self-made man. He was a writer and
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  Speaker 4: he's writing these little plays that were very specific to
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  Speaker 4: black audiences that just wanted like light, funny comedy with
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  Speaker 4: characters that they could relate to. From there is when
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  Speaker 4: then he did the character of Mama.
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  Speaker 2: Madea.
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  Speaker 1: Madea. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And he would dress as like a kind of like
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  Speaker 4: a maybe a mid-60-year-old grandma with a bad wig who'd
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  Speaker 4: had run-ins with the police and I don't call the
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  Speaker 4: po-po and all this other stuff. And they were silly
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  Speaker 4: and dumb. Wasn't my comedy, but a lot of people
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  Speaker 4: loved it. And then he built his own studio in
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  Speaker 4: Atlanta where he like owned everything and was.
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  Speaker 1: Making so much money. And I remember talking to Heather.
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  Speaker 4: Locklear because she had a role in one of his then.
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  Speaker 4: Then he got into like more like soap opera kind
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  Speaker 4: of drama things.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And and she was part of one of the. one
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  Speaker 1: of those shows.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, how's that going? And she's like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my God, I did not like the way I
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  Speaker 4: looked at all. But I didn't realize that they're filming
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  Speaker 4: an entire season in like four days. Like that's how
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  Speaker 4: he also made the money just real quick. And so anyway,
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  Speaker 4: this guy, his name is Derek Dixon. Very good looking.
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  Speaker 2: He's white.
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  Speaker 1: He's got dark hair.
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  Speaker 4: Has filed a $ 260 million sexual assault lawsuit against Tyler Perry.
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  Speaker 4: And Tyler's attorneys say these are fabricated claims. Harassment will fail. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I think it's pretty compelling. Let me tell you the story.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: According to the lawsuit, this guy, Derek, was a cater
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  Speaker 4: waiter at one of his parties on his property.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sure, sure.
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  Speaker 4: And he spotted him and he was like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: are you an actor?
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  Speaker 1: Well, of course, yeah, I'm an actor. I'm an aspiring model, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I think I have a part for you. He gives
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  Speaker 4: him just a couple little lines here and there. And
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  Speaker 4: that's when the flirting on the Texas that I'll read
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  Speaker 4: start to happen. But then he actually puts him in
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  Speaker 4: the show, The Oval, which was like about the Oval Office.
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  Speaker 4: And he had a part in that. He was on 60, whatever,
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  Speaker 4: 65 episodes. So he clearly had like a real part.
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  Speaker 1: Through that time.
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  Speaker 4: Of kind of placating these romance gestures that he was doing,
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  Speaker 4: there was always a threat, according to the lawsuit, that
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  Speaker 4: he that Tyler would say, I'll kill your character, like
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  Speaker 4: either play along or your character dies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And, you know, this is his only acting role is
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  Speaker 4: what he's known for. Also in the conversation in the
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  Speaker 4: time that he was doing this. He had come up
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  Speaker 4: with a TV show himself, the actor. And Tyler said,
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  Speaker 4: I'll buy the pilot. I'll buy your script. I will
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  Speaker 4: make the pilot. I will get it sold. Well, of course,
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  Speaker 4: that never happened. It was just his way to like
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  Speaker 4: dangle a carrot and keep him quiet from ever saying
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  Speaker 4: that these advances and things happen.
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  Speaker 2: So what are the advances?
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  Speaker 1: The advances are.
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  Speaker 4: A couple physical advances besides the text I'm going to read.
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  Speaker 4: The advances are one time they were hanging out at
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  Speaker 4: his house. He drank too much. He's like sleeping in
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  Speaker 4: the guest room. He was sleeping in the guest room,
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  Speaker 4: woke up to Tyler in his bed, rubbing his ass
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  Speaker 4: or whatever, trying to make a move. And he was
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  Speaker 4: able to rebuff him and get him to leave. Another
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  Speaker 4: time he did like take him and like go to
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  Speaker 4: choke him and say, you know, I know you like
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  Speaker 4: it rough or something. And again, he was able to
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  Speaker 4: like say no or whatever. There was a few moments
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  Speaker 4: where he grabbed him and this and that. And also
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  Speaker 4: there was a time where he went, the actor, went to,
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  Speaker 4: you know, do a formal complaint with like the production
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  Speaker 4: company or whatever about what was going on.
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  Speaker 1: And nothing was done about that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They just were like, shut up.
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  Speaker 1: It's Tyler Perry.
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  Speaker 2: So. He wasn't dressed as Medea during any of this.
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  Speaker 2: Because that might be different if she's massaging the guy's ass.
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  Speaker 2: It's Medea. You're like, I don't know. I'll let this happen.
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  Speaker 4: Um so let me read the text okay go ahead
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: and these are kind of like i don't know what
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: order these are but these were the ones that hollywood
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: unlocked posted so let me just read them so tyler
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: says what's it gonna take to you to have guiltless
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: sex have you all found that in therapy yes it's
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: exact same kind of car geo metro okay that was
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: like whatever they're talking about something else oh And then
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: the actor says, giving up my religious guilt, becoming a Buddhist.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: That's so cool where you came from. Then Tyler says, unfortunately, Derek,
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: I have friends who are in their 50s and 60s
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: who are still dealing with that.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: And it's sad.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: You can have freedom from religious guilt and still believe
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: in Christ. I think this is showing the beginning of
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: the grooming of just kind of mentioning like, do you?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: You know, are you religious?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know if this guy is gay, straight, bisexual,
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: or if he just was never interested in Tyler.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: What the case is. Okay.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: But he's just, you can tell in the text, I
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: think the actor, Derek, is just trying to like placate.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: And I've been in those situations where you're just like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: ha ha.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, crazy. LOL.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: But for whatever reason, if this guy is your boss,
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: if he holds your entire career and your show that
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: he keeps saying, no, no, I have a meeting with
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Netflix next week, you're going to just be like, fine.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Derek says, I can call you later or tomorrow sometime.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Then Tyler says, you have already a fresh voice and
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: a take on things. I don't know where this is going,
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: but I laughed the entire time. I could see the
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: world and the characters, meaning his pilot. My exclusivity ends
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: in 30 days. I want to take Losing It, which
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: is the guy's pilot, out to Amazon or Netflix after
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: that and gauge their interest. But I also want to
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: try and get you with the right people to help
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: make these shows work. They are not for my audience,
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: but we need to find a home for this stuff.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I don't want to miss out on another Schitt's Creek.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: You know that Eugene brought that to me, but I
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: didn't get it.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Kind of juicy.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: That Schitt's Creek was pitched to Tyler and he turned
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: it down.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, so now poor Gene Levy's going to have
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: to be brought up in this. You know, they're going
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: to have to ask him, like, is this true? Because
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: he's misspelled losing, and Tyler Perry doesn't strike me as
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: the type of guy who'd misspell losing. I'm just going
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: to say, these are... Well, I mean... Yeah, all right.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I think these are... You know what?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: That's a good defense. These were fabricated in this day
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: and age. If you can make, you know, Joe Rogan
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: endorse your product on a podcast.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: A podcast.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Clip that's clearly not, that's not clearly him.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: You think it's him. Who knows?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Okay. Um, Ammon, I just don't know.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: I just don't believe that someone goes through all this
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: effort to be like, you know how I think I
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: can get money when there wasn't truth to it, when
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: there wasn't evidence in my opinion.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Okay. Um, I'm going to get here tomorrow. Ammon's getting
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: here tomorrow. So he's got my full attention.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I'll be trapped for the day after that.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Then, then he sends a photo of Tyler sends a
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: photo of himself near a jet ski.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And sends it to him. And Derek says, nice picture. Yeah,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: the water does look good. Calm. You can see Derek
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: is never saying anything sexual.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: And then he goes, nice picture, a bunch of question marks. Great, amazing,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: awesome picture, like capped letters, like ha-ha. And then he goes,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: you don't see the stud in that nice picture?
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: Rude.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Now, I know my husband has text messages with guys
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: from golf.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. this is not that right.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: This is, I don't know if you have ever said
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: a photo of you like shirtless to a male friend.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: And you're like, what? You're not going to talk.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: About my pants.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: No. All right.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Then, um, then Tyler writes, treat myself.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Derek, like writing it all out.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm just talking to my sister. Just please.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Just like, yeah, dude, leave me alone. Okay.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Like I roll, he writes, Tyler writes, I roll fine.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Good night.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I'll go through the 600 people in my phone book
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: and be annoyed that I don't want to talk to
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: any of them, but he wants to talk to you.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: And he goes trying to get off so I can
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: go to sleep, not talk to you, go to sleep.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: And then Tyler says, I understand. And then Derek says, LOL,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: apparently you're not the only one that's been drinking tonight.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: And then Tyler goes, I just started. And he goes, haha,
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: they didn't. Like just trying to, I think, get off. Then,
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: but also he's handpicking things too for his lawsuit.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: So let's just see. So then Tyler writes, I would.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Hope that you would let someone hold you and make
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: love to you. You are missing the best years of
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: your life, my friend.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Trust me. I hope you get past that block.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: In your mind soon. think he's saying that he should
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: go out and meet a nice girl.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe don't you say that to your single friend right
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: right i don't know get past that block and enjoy sexual.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Well it's not this person but yes i want that
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: too i'm working on it therapy is helping and then
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: he goes um and then the guy derek says i
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: know i need to spell the roses more and then
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: tyler says you are the rose hmm Could be seen as, hey,
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I was just trying to build up my actor's self-esteem.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: But you are so blocked. And by blocked, I mean
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: your butthole. No, I added that part.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: But you are so blocked that you refuse to be
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: smelt or opened. Poppers.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Is that what that is?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you take a popper and it opens your butthole
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: like a little flower.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: That is sweet. And I'm working on it. Therapy.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: I'm really scared that I'm going to waste my life worrying.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Been there, stopped somewhere in my late 30s to early 40s.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: That's when I think he started to just be like,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I'm getting some D. I know he had a child
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: with somebody, like some woman.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Tyler Perry did?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: And was like, I'm a dad. No one knew who
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: the woman was. It was kind of Michael Jackson's situation.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: He was just like, we're not going to get married.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was very clear. He's like, I just
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: want to keep my personal life. I mean, it's no secret.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I've always heard.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's no secret.
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• 22:25
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• 22:28
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 22:36
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• 22:38
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• 22:41
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• 22:44
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• 22:45
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:47
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• 22:49
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• 22:52
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• 22:55
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• 22:56
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• 22:57
  Speaker 2: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: happens next.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: every day was.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: You're worth the work.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: But I don't care if he's gay. None of us do.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Am I crazy? It's not stupid that he's gay. I
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: don't think this is that bad, these texts back and forth.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Well, it's bad because if this was just your neighbor
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: or whatever, you can move. You can be like, don't
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: come on my property. But this is your boss. The
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: only real jobs you've had have come from Tyler Perry
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: in this business. And besides that, he's not some, you know,
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: he's not the guy that got you the modeling gigs
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: wearing the kimonos around his pool.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: He's Tyler fucking Perry.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Bob Wellborn is his name.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: This is Tyler fucking Perry. Best friends with Oprah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Huge, powerful.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: He just, if this guy, if he was like, don't
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: ever call me again and he's going out for another part.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Just like Hugh Hefner knew when his bunny girlfriend was
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: going out for a part and he didn't want her
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: time being spent away from the thing, he'd pick up
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: the call and be like, don't give her the part.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: That is what people don't realize, especially in Hollywood, how
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: when you speak up against somebody, it can keep you
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: from ever doing the job that you love.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: So you're like, how can I just placate this guy
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: for as long as possible?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, so this is the last one.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, here it goes. Now it's getting good.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: He says, Derek goes, how do they make money then? Subscriptions?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: This could be a podcast conversation.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Going to get the podcast world. Tyler says, they make
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: money from the advertising. Lots of money.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I do think this could be a podcast conversation.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I love how I feel right now, but I don't
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: like being horny. Testosterone.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: So Tyler says now he's on testosterone. And he goes,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, from the doctor? But it's making you feel better, right?
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, that is what Derek is saying not, hey,
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: let me come over and make you less horny. He's
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: saying like, oh, I heard a lot of men are
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: taking testosterone for health purposes. Like he is really trying to.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: And Tyler says, I feel good, but I don't like
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: being horny. I feel sorry for the first person that
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: flirts with me.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: And then Derek goes, LOL. Oh, and there we go.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: And then 50 Cent.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Did this post of just Cat Williams saying, Tyler, that
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: case bullshit.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. Worry about this.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: And it's Cat Williams smiling because we all know when
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Cat Williams did that infamous episode.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Of Shay Shay, Club Shay Shay.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: About a year ago.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, talk about being a psychic.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, everything has come true. Everything that he has said.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Did he say something about Tyler Perry on that?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: He just talked in general about powerful black men in
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: entertainment and the people that they hit on and that
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: went with it and why they became bigger stars than
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Cat and that Cat was offered 50K for his virginity
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: of his butthole and said no and all this kind
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: of stuff. And I thought it was a little bit like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: boohoo a little bit in the beginning i was like
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: you're just jealous that other people like got the roles
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: but um no i believe cat williams 100 percent wow
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: all right yeah that's what are your thoughts well.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: My thoughts are see i i would have to yeah
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: in looking at those texts it doesn't seem i need
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: i need some sort of context were these guys actual
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: friends that spoke in real life So these could, I know.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: So if they talked all day, that doesn't seem like
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: that bad a conversation to be texting later that day.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I think, well, I think
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: that's a good, if they are friends, legitimate friends in life.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Cause I don't think either one of them say anything
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: completely incriminating in those texts.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Other like what he's saying, the physical assault stuff that
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: he's saying that I described, it's just his word against Tyler's.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: So by sharing these other texts, you can see there's
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: a grooming. You can see there's a flirting there. You
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: can see there's something. And you can see that Derek
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: is rebuffing the advances. So, I mean, where they come
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: up with $ 260.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Million, I don't know.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: But obviously they probably went to him and was like
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: asked for a big amount, maybe not this much, for
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: a settlement.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: And they were like, F off. Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: So then, OK, now it's going to be out. If
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: they would have settled, he would have signed an NDA.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: We would have never known.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: That this existed.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: But for whatever reason, Tyler or maybe because Tyler feels
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: that none of this stuff is true.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: That he's like, no. And so that's why this is
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: a big lawsuit. And we'll see what happens.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I think the the takeaway from all this is 50
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: cents got to be super clean.
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Because he just fucks with everybody. And so there must
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: be nothing on him. Because if there was, they would
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: have found it by now. The way he goes after
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Diddy and everybody.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, when I hung out with 50 Cent.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Me too. He was super clean.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think all of his crimes were done
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: before he turned nine years old.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Sat and drank Coca-Cola.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: He never drank. He never smoked. No. He would sleep
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: on the plane.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Very like soft spoken.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: He, uh, very respectful.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He, uh, one of the days we went to
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Chelsea's house and he got on the floor and played, um,
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: connect four with the kids. He brought me in his
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: car and just, it was a bulletproof car and we
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: just listened to his latest song.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Okay. That was it. And, uh, yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: So I think, Yeah, I think there really is nothing.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I really do think you're right. That's a
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: really good point. Yeah. It's good to hear it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: But he is a good time to follow, let me
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: tell you.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: He is.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: And now he's getting to other things.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: He has produced the latest documentary on the murders near
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: your neighborhood.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: What's it called? Gigolo Beach? How do you pronounce it?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Gilco. Oh, out on Long Island.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: There's a new doc that he produced that I guess
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: does interview the suspected serial killer's family.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the wife and the kids.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, he's getting into different things.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Daughter the daughter of the the guy who's who's uh
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: i think his name's rex shorman yeah yeah the daughter's
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: like yeah it's definitely it was him yeah in that documentary.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Wow so um amazing also this was from the neighborhood
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: talk on instagram um Male entertainer Flash says that he
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: saw Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill tongue kissing at a
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Hollywood party. They were going at it, swallowing tongues. This
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: is also something that I'd heard a long time ago.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: I remember someone I know was like going out with
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Johnny Gill and he never like made a move. And
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: she was like telling me, I think he's gay. And
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, this is just allegedly. And there was always this,
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: remember when Eddie Murphy just went out to just get
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: a newspaper and wanted to help out that transgender model slash.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Hitchhiking. Yeah, slash.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: You just saw a woman in distress needing a ride
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: somewhere on Hollywood Boulevard at 4 a.m.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: And he was like, are you lost? Can I give
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you a ride? Yeah. And, you know, he was just
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: a good Samaritan.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: And I remember when I was working with the Waynes,
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: you know, they know them from young. And I just said,
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: do you think do you think Eddie is gay or
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: do you think he's just into some freaky shit? And
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: he's like, I just think he's into some freaky shit.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Like, I think.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think people can be.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Bisexual, whatever, like P.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Diddy, but still like women and like different kinds of things.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: But, you know, now it's like now nobody cares what
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: you are. But if you're, you know, holding power over
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: other people, then that is 100% wrong.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. Yeah. So, okay.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Uh, P Diddy and Diddy is not, um, this is,
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: this is funny. Diddy's trials dismissed juror. Cause I got
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: rid of one juror was not starstruck by Diddy or
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: just Spanish music.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I just thought that was the funniest thing. Also, he
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: is not going to testify, which is no shock.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: That's always fun when they testify.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: I always like when they like insist on it and
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: then just like bury themselves.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: My sister, Shannon, being a criminal defense attorney, I'm like,
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: why is that that you never really want your client
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: to testify? Because I think if someone's really fighting for
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: their life, I, as a juror, would need to see
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: them cry about the fact that they didn't kill their
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: wife or whatever.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: With too many chances to mess up, right? Right.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Then there's too many things.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Cross-examination.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where then that can really screw you.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: So it is better to.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: to not even give them that moment to contemplate. This
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: has been popping, this popped up. I wasn't even going
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: to like bring it up to you. But then when
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: I opened my phone before you came, Daily Mail had
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: picked it up. And the old voicemail of Alec Baldwin
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: to his oldest daughter, Ireland, while he was going through
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: a very tumultuous divorce with The mom.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Kim Basinger.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Kim Basinger has emerged. And I guess it's because she
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: snubbed him on Father's Day Ireland.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: That initial. This past Father's Day. Just this past Father's Day.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I guess people know. I don't know if she wrote
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: something mean or just didn't acknowledge it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I want to say we took a really cute photo
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: on Father's Day.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: You did.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You did.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: And Peter took it and sent it to his group
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: text with his mom.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: And it was.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Brandon was still in Oregon. But Drake and Mackenzie were there.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: And then I got it from the group text and
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: I was going to post it. But Drake's eyes were shut.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I know we took like 10.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: And I asked Peter, can you send me one without
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Drake's eyes shut? And he didn't. And so.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: I was waiting for the TMZ article to write about me. Like,
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: what's up with Heather?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Why didn't she acknowledge how wonderful?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: You didn't call Peter a little pig, did you?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what he says in this, right? That's
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: what's the worst.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: So I listened to the whole audio message again. Uncut.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: So did I, just like a couple days ago.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: It is absolutely horrific.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I know. Like, even before you get to little pig,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: it's pretty bad.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: He is so threatening. And I can see why Kim
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: gave it to her attorney, used it. I can't imagine
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: if this is who I was trying to co-parent with.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: And I have a little 11-year-old daughter who he, or 12,
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: because he goes, you know, you're 12 or 11 or whatever.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: He doesn't even know what age she is. And he's like, I,
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: it was a lot of effort for me to make
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: this call. And then the little girl has a phone
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: and I guess she just.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Didn't answer it. Maybe she was in the bathroom. Maybe
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: she forgot to turn it on.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: But, you know, he had to leave his, you know,
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: party or whatever to walk outside to call her. And
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: he was annoyed that he had to do that because
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: that was probably the court-ordered time to call her. So
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: he's berating her about, I'm done.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Like, you've screwed me up. He's talking to.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Her like a business partner that just took $ 10 million
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: from him.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm going to fucking bury you. And
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: she's his daughter.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: And he's like, and when I see you, get ready.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Get ready for a tongue-lashing like you've never heard.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, first of all.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: most kids in my day or me love their dad,
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: but scared. Like you're just are a little scared of
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: your dad. You know, your parents are going through a
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: horrible divorce and then you get that voice. I, I
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: was impressed that when they did the roast of him, that,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: that Ireland was there and made fun of it. And
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: when all this stuff happened with Hilaria, she defended Hilaria.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Maybe everything is fine with them.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She just forgot to post or, Posting is a
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: pain in the ass.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: People don't realize. You got to find the photo. You
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: got to write a long thing. Maybe she just texted him.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You know how long it took me to find a
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: photo of my father? He's taken like six photos in
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: his entire life. I couldn't find. I know, you know,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: some of them, his face is right in the camera.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: So it took me like two days to find one
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: that's halfway decent.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I always think Kim, I always think Kris Jenner, I know,
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: has someone's entire job.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: To collect the photos and get the thing ready to
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: go for each grandchild, friend, and whatever, and it's ready
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: to go, and they post it, and it's, you know,
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: 14 photos of North's birthday throughout the years. But, like,
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: for an average person, and even when you're in this
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: business and expected to do it, it's a fucking task.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Hashtags.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: It's like, ugh.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like you say, I think, in your act.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: A person my dad's age, they just didn't take pictures
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: of themselves.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? There wasn't Instagram. There wasn't selfies.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: So the guy's got like nine pictures of himself. One
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: of them, two of them in the background of some wedding. Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: He wasn't posing for pictures. He doesn't have a head shot.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: So it's tough.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: For my audience to know oh heather's a good daughter
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: yeah about her dead dad so no i didn't even
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: do it about my dad i've recently photo did a
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: picture of my parents on their um anniversary because i
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: was going through stuff and i knew it was june
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: 4th and i happened to find a photo of them
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: i'm like oh this is a sign and they look
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: cute my mom kind of you know i look like
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: my mom yeah but i also think like You know,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: people at home, they don't care that much about what
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: people's parents look like unless they're really invested in your life.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, I don't think my dad is now
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: a pissed off butterfly who's going to come to me
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: and be like, where was my Instagram post?
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: A little gray haired butterfly. I was laughing. Dad, I'm sorry.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I went to Pilates instead of posting about your own
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Father's Day.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Years ago, I used to work in a restaurant, and
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I had to go to a funeral of one of
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: the busboys that died. He was an older guy, and
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: we called him Tortuga because he was very slow. Turtle
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: in Spanish. Anyway, I went to his funeral, and it
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: was a closed casket, and up in the front was
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: the casket, and on top of the casket was a photograph.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: And it was just like a really bad driver's license picture.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: His driver's license photo that they had blown up. and
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: put in a frame and put on top of his casket.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I think they could have
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: gotten a better picture of him. And then I said
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: something to like his, not his wife, but like his
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: brother or something. He goes, well, that's the only picture
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: we have. He didn't take it. He never took another picture.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: He wasn't back in those days.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: He wasn't be like, join me for a day in
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: the life of being a bus boy at 65.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: He took his driver's license photo. Say hi, Chris.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's doing his side work.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Roll those napkins, baby. Right, right. So anyway, Tortuga had
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: one picture and it was on his casket and that
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: was it. Oh. Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Rest in peace. He sounds like a great guy.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a nice guy. He went and everything.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: He was a nice guy.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: But yeah, truly.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: So, you know, this is just to remind people that
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: he was in a fucking weird place. But it doesn't
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: mean that grown men can't change and that they– you know,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: can't be a better father the next time around. So
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: let's hope that he and Ireland are not having issues.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you follow Eladia on Instagram, but
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: she's going real heavy. She's doing a lot of comedy
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: now on her Instagram. And it's painful. It is painful.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: First of all, I didn't realize how, like, kiddie high
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: the voice was.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: It's very high like this.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, okay, Alec.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to hear from you. They only want to
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: hear from me and the kids.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: When I'm talking, you're not talking. When I'm talking, you're
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: not talking. Yes, that's right.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: And everyone wants to know, oh my gosh, what? Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: It's like that.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: So it's a lot of that.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: And then she goes in a little Spanish a little,
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: but even when she's not doing Spanish, it's very high.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So what she'll do now is, I guess they
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: decided to lean into all the hair. You know, so
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: she'll take hateful things that people wrote about her and
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: she'll make fun of them or make light of them.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: You know, people go, somebody wrote, why don't you go
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: out and touch grass? She goes, okay, I will. And
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: she runs outside and touches grass.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Also.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Comedy's not for everybody.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Also, I know we all have haters and, but like,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: You're not that special.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I know. I know.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Like, people are like, do you know what I've been through?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: It's like, yes, I do. Because I've been there. But also, like,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: we all have.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Like, if you have literally, if you have like 2,000 followers, you've.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Had mean things be written about you.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: And it does suck.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: And it is hard.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: And you shouldn't let it get to you. Because you're
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: not special.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I learned in my old age.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I literally am now, I'm not wearing them currently, but
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I have Invisalign. I've been doing it for the last
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: 11 weeks.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Let me see.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: It's getting better. My bottom teeth are getting real good.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: So you're not doing the top? No, both. Let me see.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Smile.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to because they're not done yet.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I can tell the difference.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm telling you. It's changing my whole face.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: No, I know.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Drake does it. Oh, yeah.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: But you've got to keep it up.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: No, I'm doing it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm saying some people's teeth. are movable, and
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: some people, once they're straight, they're straight forever.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: But I would suggest anybody that does that to just
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: pop them in, like, maybe, even when you're happy with
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: the result, maybe pop in the last one, like, once
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: a week.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: For a night. No, they tell you, you got to wear, like,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: a retainer. Anyway, the reason I did it is because
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: one of the comments under one of these YouTubes for
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop was who's her snaggletooth friend? She was talking
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: about me. And I hardly have, they were like just
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: very little bit. But anyway, it sent me right to
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: the Invisalign, which I'm happy. So whoever wrote that, you
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: son of a bitch.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've had people call me like, you know, bucktooth.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: And I do. I have an overbite.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: But the only way to fix that is if I
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: was to go and get like a neck brace and
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: And I'm not going to do that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: So I don't care. I'm sorry. I am not looking
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: to have.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: A perfect look. So whatever. You made it this far.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: So I want to talk about this. This cat won
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: the big golf thing.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: He was open.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Yes. Yeah. And it was an exciting thing because it was,
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, the putt was like, went like this, like
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: it was crazy.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: And he was at the bottom. He was doing horrible.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: And then there was like a weather break. And then
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: he came back and like won. But so it was
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: the first time. So right when it happened, I heard
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: from my friend, Mary Payne, who has a podcast, Pink Shade.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: And she's like, I'm watching this. And I think that
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: he hates his wife. She's like, it just, he thanked
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: his kids and he thanked, you know, and he kissed his,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: you know, caddy and this and that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: He didn't kiss the wife. The wife has, they have
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: two little girls.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Okay. And like little, like one and like three. And
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: so then sure enough, she goes, sure enough. Like she goes,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, Google it right now. People are already
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: talking about it. So I looked into it. This guy
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: did a little story on it. The shot clock or
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Justin Morello Morelli, I guess did it. And, um, and
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: his daughter was sick. And in the middle of the,
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: like five in the morning of the, the last day
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: of the open, um, he had to go to CVS
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: to get some medicine. So people are like, no wonder
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: he's pissed at his wife. I mean, who makes your
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: husband do that when he's got the biggest day of
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: his life? And I was like, well, there's two little
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: kids and you don't have help. Maybe it was like, babe,
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: I'm up anyway, stressed about the thing. I'll go to
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: CVS and you stay home.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: With the kids.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: But what do you think of that?
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Let's say it was your biggest day. Let's say you're
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: taping your special and your daughter's sick And, you know,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: everybody's different. Like, you know, when we do shows together,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: you're never looking at notes.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: No.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: You're like, and.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: You always do great. And other people are like, I
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: need my quiet time alone. Like, everyone has their own, like,
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: weird thing.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: But what do you think of this whole situation? I mean,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: he did not thank the wife.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, so where does him and the wife?
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, they're still together, but it just was weird
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: that he wasn't, like, hugging and kissing her.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: He was like.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: The best thing about today is that I have my
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: two daughters here. Like, he literally never mentioned her. And
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: do you think he was pissed about having her to CBS?
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, no. I, you know, sometimes you got to do,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: especially as a dad, you got to do some rough shit.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: No, regardless of what you have going on that day,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: it's like, sorry. Yeah. You got to do it. I mean,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not happy about half the things I got to do,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: but you got to do it. My whole life is just,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: you know, as my mother would say, running from pillar
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: to post. Running from pillar to post.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: A pillar? I don't know. My mother used to say
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: it all the time. We're running from pillar to post.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: So now I say it all the time. So, yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: My dad used to say it. I know I've said
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: this on the show. Don't get your tit in a ringer.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Which means angry. No.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Is that what that means? I don't even know if
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: it means angry.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: I thought it meant.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: But I remember I finally go, what does that mean?
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: And then my mom's like, because there used to be a.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Way to wash clothes.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And if you're washing it, your nip might get caught
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: in the little spuels. And now you're caught. How are
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you going to get your tit out?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Also, you used to say, in this guy's defense, you
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: used to say... Never be too effusive of your significant
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: other when you win. Whether it's an Oscar or whatever.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Sandra Bullock, it was way too much. I remember when
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: she won the Oscar for, and it was the tattooed
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: guy at the time. What was his name? The mechanic.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Jesse James.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Jesse James. And she was the greatest person. And then
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: anytime they get a little too much, it's like, oh,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: it's just trouble on the horizon. Yes. So maybe it's just, yeah,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: she's my wife.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Now, ever since Snoop Dogg, I notice a lot of
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: people just go, I want to thank myself.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Like, I did it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Nobody helped me. You're like, all right, that's fine. But
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I love it. I think it's kind of funny.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, so there you go with that. This popped up
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: on my Instagram. And I thought it was so funny.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: And it was just 911 TV News suggested for you.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: So the phone knows who you are. And it's 911 Nashville.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: We're casting and looking for females to play cougar types,
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: 35 to 55 years of age, who can react and
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: engage in a party atmosphere.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: These scenes shoot June 11th. I missed the shoot date.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: But I just thought that was so funny that my
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: phone knew that I was a cougar, knew that I
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: watched 9-1-1, and knew that I might be desperate to
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: get on TV.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Some extra work in the background of a, wow. That's
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: pretty good.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I wonder what the scene is that they need cougar types.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: That seems pretty specific to the party.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I watched a lot of 9-1-1s.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: At least the scripted shows on Fox were like Rob Lowe.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was one of those that we like hate
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: watch too, which we'll get into it just like that.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: But my kids and I used to like love it
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: because it was just so crazy.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Like the stories because about L.A. cops and firefighters.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: But then they went.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: To like Texas and Nashville and stuff like that.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Anyway, 9-1-1. It's a fun show. Okay, let me get
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: into this.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Meghan Markle reveals whether her Confessions of a Female Founder
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: podcast will return for season two.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, wait.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: First of all, I can't believe you already did a season.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: You already did a season.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: It was like seven episodes or something, right?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: So I look it up.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: During the chat, Meghan confirmed her podcast, which premiered April 8th.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: It just premiered two months ago.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: She might not.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: It's currently on pause.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Because she says she's just so.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: And this is the second podcast. There was another one.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: This is the second podcast. This one is just about
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: talking to, you know, the spank, which I predicted.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: I go, right when I heard this, I go, oh,
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: I got to hear from that girl who created Spanx again.
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Literally heard her story, her origin story a million times.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Is she the one that's in the clip, all the
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: viral clips about that podcast with the two of them?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Is that the girl?
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: No, that girl is the one who created Make the Makeup.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: And she's like, yes. Yes, I love that.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you, how are you?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yes. How are you?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: That's so nice to ask.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: And then whenever she, whatever that podcast is, she'll put
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: out like 20 clips from it.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Do you not want anyone to watch the
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: full hour? I didn't.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I just watched the clip.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And there's been other people that she's just like, yes.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: And I mean, listen, she doesn't feature, you know, so she's, yeah,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: she's very happy and she's very rich. And so this
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: was a different interview that she did.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: And she's just like, I just, I'm so, um, working
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: on my brand and I want to just make jam.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: I want to see what jam can do. I want to,
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know that this is coming back. And I'm like,
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: you interviewed six people.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: You had a huge production team.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: All you had to do was just say, how'd you
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: start this business and sit back for 50 minutes.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: You didn't have to like go like, like it's pretty
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: easy interview. You didn't have to like study their life
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: or watch their movie.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Not sitting here reading Tyler Perry's sexual texts.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Like I did the research.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: We're working hard over here.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this isn't a hard job anyway.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much the podcast company paid her,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: but like who is going to be the next sucker
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: a year from now to be like, okay, now you're
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: going to talk about mommy stuff.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Like on your stupid podcast.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: She is doing season two of Netflix, her cooking thing,
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: which a lot of people watch because it was one
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: of those I can't turn away.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: And I don't think it was an expensive shoot. Yes.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: unlike a 9-1-1 where you have.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: To create like an earthquake in la yeah like this
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: is just go to this house that we run it
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: down the street from you and and make some you
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: know and take some pretzel balls that you got from
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: trader joe's and put it in a cellophane thing with
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: a durlap wrap or whatever so um Yeah, so anyway,
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: I just thought that was so funny as, you know,
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: people that have done this job for so long, it's like,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: it's just going on pause.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I just, I don't know. I know people want more.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I know they can't get enough.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: No.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Every podcast I see, all she talks about is how
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: she's so busy. She's so busy.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: You know, with Drop Off, I have two kids in
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: two different schools. So I get up at 6.30 and.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: By the time I drop off one and then, yeah, yeah,
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: drop off's hard, yeah, I get home and it's 9.30
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: and then I have meetings for the jam and for
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: the TV show. And that is why I had to
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: put the podcast on hold. Yeah, because it wasn't.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Doing well or– Lemonada had a deal where they're like,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: we don't have to renew you for the second one.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: And no one listened or cared.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: So we're going to keep our $ 5 million to give
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: to somebody else for six episodes.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know who's left. No.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: No one's left.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Julia Roberts.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, soon enough.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. According to this, acquire the state.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, Katy Perry.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Katy Perry must be thinking. How did it all, where
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: did it all go wrong? Everyone loved me. I'll tell
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: you where it went wrong. Everybody, I mean, wasn't she
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: always kind of like, didn't people kind of like her? Yes.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: What was it? Was it the space flight?
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: There were so many things. One, when she was a
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: judge on American Idol, she was weird.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: She was always trying to be too funny.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: She was either mean to the girls that were good
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: and pretty or a little predatory to the young guys
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: to be funny.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: So there was that that turned people off.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Then there was, she went, found a house.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: That was owned by nuns. Right.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: And somehow got in there and would not get her
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: jaws off of that house and was able to attain it.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: So like kick the nuns out?
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, the nuns fought to keep it. They owned it outright. Somehow,
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know, they were elderly nuns and somehow she
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: got a predatory realtor or somebody to get in there
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: and went all the way to court. Like at a
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: certain point, you're Katy Perry.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Find another fucking house.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Like, really?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Like, you have money. You're married to Orlando Bloom or whatever.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they're married, but they have a
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: child together. And she wouldn't stop. And at one point,
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: the nun stood in court and said, you'll pay for that.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: And she died.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: The nun died?
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: The nun dropped dead in court trying to keep the
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: house for the other old nuns.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: And the old nuns are not.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Taken care of by the Catholic Church, by priests, which
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I did not know until like I was like 25.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: They are their own corporation.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: So they have this property that they get through donations
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: and that is where they have to live. They don't
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: have all these other things that like a normal old
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: person might have.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Or someone who's a priest.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: So did Katy Perry move into that home?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she moved in, but she got it. Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Then she found a house in Santa Barbara.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Like a Vietnam vet or something.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: He was a vet. He's rich. He's a real housewives
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: of Dallas father-in-law. Okay. And again, he was sick. Some
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: realtor came and he signed something.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Three days later, he was like, wait, what? No, I
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: don't want to sell my house. And they're like, too bad,
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: too bad. And they fought and they fought and fought. Now,
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: in any real estate deal I know, there is a.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: waiting period.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: There's, you know, you at least even an all cash deal,
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: you have like 15 days to pull out.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, how did this happen?
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: She got it, booted him out, elderly and booted out
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: of the house. Now they're, according to this is a
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: new law called the Perry law based on Katy Perry.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: According to this now I say, according to this, because
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: in this day.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: And age, there is fake news.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: So I don't know, or maybe they're trying to get
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: this bill passed where they're If a real estate deal
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: goes on with someone over 75, they have a longer
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: period of time.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: To retract it.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: So that's where.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: So that there isn't any kind of elder abuse taking place.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: So people were... They had a bad taste in their
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: mouth from those things and then.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Then the astronaut thing.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Where we, you know, a lot of people think they
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: never went.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: But it is weird that everybody else was like looking
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: out and she was just like doing selfies and promoting
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: her thing.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: And then the concert looked lame. There were all those
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: videos of people.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: In the end, that nun won. You know, she might
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: have died, but she was like, and I'm going to
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: give you the worst choreographer in the world. And then
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: you're going to see what happens to you.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Glory be to God.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, isn't it funny, little Katy Perry?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Right, look at you now.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't have kissed a girl. Maybe I should
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: have just lived with girls and not kissed them like me. Anyway.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Speaking of nuns.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Rosie O'Donnell, a nun. Wait, we're going to get into
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: that one more thing. Oh, okay.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: But according to this, TMZ exclusive, Orlando Bloom is going
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: solo to the Bezos-Sanchez wedding without Katy. So they think
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: all this shit has now affected their marriage.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: But isn't she the one who's friends with... Yeah, you're right.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: How could this story be true? She was just there.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: For the bachelorette party while Kim was.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Going through the trial for the Paris robbers.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, now, honey, and just like that, please.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: I'm all caught up. I've seen them all.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I've talked a lot about it.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I want to hear Chris's opinion. What do you think
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: of this season? What do you think is going on
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: with this show?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, Um, my wife was a huge
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: fan of sex in the city.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: As most girls are.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Loved it. Had no desire to watch this at all.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: No desire. And still has not watched it. And then
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: last night I was kind of telling her a little
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: bit about it. And she was like, I don't understand
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: who the show is for. Like, cause people who are
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: fans of the original one would hate this. And certainly
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: if you like picked up on this show, you'd be like,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: what is this show? Like, none of it makes sense.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: If you didn't know the backstory of, of sex in
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: the city. So that, I agree. Like, who is this
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: show for? Secondly, this is the second season now, or third,
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: whatever it is. But this is the second time I've
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: had to watch an old man jerk off.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, I forgot that Big did it.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Because we had to watch Big jerk off, too. I
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: forgot that Big... Remember, his glasses were down, and he...
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: And she was... She was like, touch me. They were doing, like,
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: a dirty talk, too.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right before he wound up dying. No woman.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. No woman.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: That's why I said in my last episode... Are any
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: women writing this? Because no women want to see a
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: guy jerk off. It is not a turn on. But
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: this guy goes, but gay guys do. And I'm like, yeah,
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: it's written by gay guys because there's nothing more horrifying
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: than like licking your palm and like nobody wants to
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: see how you get yourself off when we're not around.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: It's not a turn on. The actor John Corbett must
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: have been like, really? Like why? Come on. Can we
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: do something else? I feel like that's so embarrassing to do.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And then Sarah Jessica Parker admitted on Howard Stern, I
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: don't watch it.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So it's not a taped sitcom where even if
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: you're not in the scene, you saw what other people did,
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: you had a table read. I think she shows up
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: for her scenes and gets the fuck out and is
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: doing some mental health care by not watching it.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Have you noticed, which I think the same thing, because
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: I've noticed she doesn't really do any scenes with the
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: new characters outside of the Indian woman.
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: Seema girl.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Seema.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: But she's never involved in those whole other... plot lines
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: you know with the with the black couple and she's
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: like i'm not getting involved in a whole new plot
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: lines of characters they're trying to shoehorn in like nobody
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: wants those plot lines that yeah they seem fake and
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: they're forced and they're boring they're just i think they're
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: leaning way too much into comedy.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Or trying yes well just fucking speaking of the other
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: character the beautiful girl, Nicole Parker, who is a black documentarian.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Her story, which is boring as shit.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: But anyway, I see next week that since her female
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: editor has left, in walks, she goes, oh, what's this,
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: what's she like? The next episode, they're like, it's not
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: a she, it's a he. In walks this gorgeous black
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: man that looks like he was a former professional baseball
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: player turned, you know, model. Yeah.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know. I've seen a lot
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: of male editors in my life.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Dan Brown. They're not, they're not this.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: They're not, you're in a, yeah, they're not like, I mean, so,
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: you know, of course she's going to then, you know,
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: be tempted to have an affair or whatever. And yes,
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: the comedy. OK, so we talked about like the corny
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: of the comedy. The comedy writing is horrific.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Horrific.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: There's puns that are I watched your episode last week
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: talking about.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Puns are so painful. Like like I have to blame
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: all of it on Michael Patrick King. I believe. Comes
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: from the top. Because he directs it.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: And the directing is bad. Everything is bad.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: The acting is bad. I know.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So that's part of the... Right, right.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: And just.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: And then the whole plot with Cantone, Mario Cantone and
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: his bread business or whatever. I'm like, this is the
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: dumbest thing I've ever seen. Okay.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: It's so dumb.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: And first of.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: All, these legs are clearly not the the skinny young
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: kid like how do you have the legs like that
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: that are huge muscle like and you're like whatever I
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: don't know Italian accents if this guy is really Italian
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: but to me it sounds like a very bad accent
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: right his boyfriend's Italian and their whole thing I'm like And,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: but I, okay, I've watched this episode so many times
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: because it's so bad.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I made my, I made my friends watch. First I
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: watched it alone. Then I made my sorority sister sit
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: through it.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: This episode three.
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  Speaker 1: Three.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I made my.
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  Speaker 4: Sorority sister sit through it over the weekend just to,
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: because I was so angry. Then Shannon spent the night
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: on Saturday and I made her get in my bed
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  Speaker 4: and watch it.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: And she fell asleep. And I was like, I don't
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: know if I should let you leave the house.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Before I show you the worst scenes. Then yesterday I
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: made Drake watch it. But I did find one funny
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: line after I watched it the third time in the
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: dinner scene with Mario Cantone.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Where Charlotte's like, I'm a mother. And I, everyone's saying, mom,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: where's my clean laundry?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Mom, where's my, and then he goes to the girl
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: who was originally Rocky, who was, I think she was trans.
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  Speaker 4: And now this year they're just not talking about that.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: And then he goes, he comes over with.
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  Speaker 2: His bread and he goes, Mario Cantone. Yeah, Mario Cantone goes.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Mom, should I wear more deodorant? The answer is yes! Like,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: right to the girl Rocky.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: And I go, that is kind of funny.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Like, it's so mean to say to a 15-year-old girl,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: but it is kind of funny. And I'm like, that
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: one he must have ad-libbed himself because he is a comedian.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Like, okay.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: But his whole thing of like, and this one won't
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: wear the jumpsuit to get this whole bread thing of like.
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  Speaker 2: It's the, first of all.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: And look at this dick. I have a question.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: I know, what are they?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: So on this side is the dick.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I know, what's on the other side? Because they showed
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: several guys.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, so how do you have two dicks?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: No, I think those are supposed to be the balls, maybe.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: So that's what I said. I said, is it the balls?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: So can I ask a question? Yeah, go ahead.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: So when you wear tight jeans.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: You split the parts?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: No. I mean, obviously, this is somebody who's far more
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: well-endowed or would have a fake thing then. Yeah, I
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: don't have that issue.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: But do guys put balls on one side.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: And dick on another? No, it all kind of morphs
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: into one. You know, it just looks like a big
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: ball of flesh.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, so wait, I want to talk about kind of
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: a cute little thing. Okay, also in episode three, there
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: is a whole.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Fried chicken storyline.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: That starts from the beginning.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Who's that guy, though? The guy who comes in and goes,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I'm the manager of the.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I need to know.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, is he somebody famous that I'm supposed to know?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: No, this is what I'm saying. I need to know.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Some of these guest stars, who is their parent?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Right. Who is their parent, best friend?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Because it's bad acting. It's a weird look. It's a,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: it's a, but it takes you out of the show. Like,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: not that I, you know, you're like, why is that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: person involved in the, cause it's odd dress.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Well, also they show them on the plane.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: They show them on the plane.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: And Sarah does, because now they've watched it four times.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I could, they're on the plane. Going to go to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Virginia to like do her speaking great. Meet Aiden. And
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: she goes, um, And I'm like, and there's a pissy
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: flight attendant who's like, everyone needs to sit down because
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: she's still putting her bag in there. I'm like, all right.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: And she sits down and she's like, can I have
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: a tequila scoda, please?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: It's my vacation. And he's like, you can wait. And
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: she goes, why can't a gay man just give me
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: what I want? And then later on when they're at
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: the restaurant, then she mentions, I really want fried chicken.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Then they go to the restaurant and Seema goes, I'll
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: have the, is the mama's fried chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Really as good?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: And I almost feel like trying to make her like
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Kim Cattrall. Like, darling, I want some fried chicken. Bring
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: that grease and put it on my clit. Like, I
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: was like, what did she do?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: So she's like, is the fried chicken really as good
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: as you say? And then he's, and he's like, oh,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: mama went heart healthy. We got to do something. And
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: We got the wrong menu.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, and then we finally get to why.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Someone had the assignment of writing a fried chicken storyline.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: How much did Kentucky Fried Chicken pay them?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because do you remember when we were at Chelsea lately,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: they came in and we did like six of these.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: And they're like, we're getting paid a lot of money
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: for you guys to write a sketch about one was tampons.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Bud Light Lime.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Bud Light Lime. And there was like a couple others.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And honestly, I thought it was kind of fun.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were fun. I thought the challenge- was.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Kind of fun.
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  Speaker 4: So it was like, as a writing thing, we didn't
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: get any extra money.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: From it, but I thought it was kind of a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: fun thing.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: We did like an Arby's, too. Remember we all went
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: to an Arby's in the middle of the night?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd come and do a special thing.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we shot like commercials.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: We each got paid like $ 330 extra dollars, but who
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: knows how much the show or E!
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Got.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: This was our job, was to write.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, there is no way that Kentucky Fried
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Chicken didn't give them a million dollars. Yeah.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Because I was like, this.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: This was all for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Someone isn't struggling
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: with weight, but it's to show that it doesn't matter.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: This is what you want to eat. And then does
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Kentucky Fried Chicken have to approve the storyline? Those are
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: the things of being what we were writers on TV
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: shows that I'm like, I would like to know. Because
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: this was just so boring and made no sense at all.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: And no one cares about your real estate job.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: And that guy who plays her boss.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm 90.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, there's no way that like a big
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: realtor that made it in New York would be an
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: eccentric like San Francisco hippie. That's not who would be
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: the biggest. Look who the biggest realtor people are in
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: New York City. And they're like conservative looking people.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Like what? That was so.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: And isn't that guy who comes in. Yeah. Who takes
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: her job. Isn't he a real realtor? He's on that show.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: And he's done several acting jobs and his acting has
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: not improved.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: No, I know. It's like, now we're going to deal
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: with this guy.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: And then he goes, I like her. You would know her.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: If she's a top realtor, you would already have known
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: her and been like SEMA.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Like, let's work together. Like, it's so stupid. Oh, then.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Let me show you something else.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: So now they're eating the chicken. And I hate fake
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: eating on a show. Like.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, so then.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Could the foreshadowing not be so freaking obvious? So then
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: she gets a reticar and she goes over those grates
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: that say don't back up.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: And they literally zoom in on the sign. I'm like,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: we got it. Yeah.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: We know she's going to back up through it. Why
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: did you have to show us that?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: I know all of it. That's what I'm saying. That's
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: the bad directing. It just everything keeps taking.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: You out of it. You're like, what is this?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: And, yeah, so I'm very frustrated by all that.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Tell me what else you think.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'll say this. I thought Rosie O'Donnell was kind
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: of good.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I'm so sad Rosie left.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: And I would have liked those. They should have kept
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: her in it.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: How great would it have been if they hit it off?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: And then Miranda was like, so.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going on a religious retreat with the nun. Like
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: that would have been funny.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Or she's going to church and then Miranda's like, you know,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: I was raised Catholic. Like there could have been a
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: whole funny thing that they could have hit it off.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: It would have been more fun watching them walk through
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: the M & M store than the dumb plot lines
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: they've come up with. You know, they kept goofing on
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: the fact that she was doing like, you know.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: I know, that was also, I mean, like, why would
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: you be, first of all, you decided to sleep with
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: a woman that you met for one second.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Like, you're going to just take home this girl.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Like, you're that horny to be with another body that
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: you're just like, like, you don't know she's a murderer.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Then you're, like, making fun of the fact that she's not, like, a.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: True blue New Yorker. Like, well, I don't know what
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: it's worth, Miranda, you being with a tourist or with
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: a nun. Like, it was just like, what?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: And now, of course, the gardener, the new gardener comes
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: in is going to be the new love interest, right?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Well, that whole thing was like, then she goes up
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: and she's like, you know, your shirt, like.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Home of the Whopper. I'm like, we're doing these jokes?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm thinking.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: I'm imagining the writers room and they're like, all right,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: what are your funny jokes? And then somebody was like,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: I saw this hipster with a Whopper shirt. Like, it
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: would be funny if she was like, that's copywritten. Now,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: it would maybe make sense if she was a lawyer,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: copyrighted lawyer or in advertising. Right. she's a realtor, why
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: would she start with that? Your shirt is copywritten. That's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying, it doesn't go with the cadence of
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: the character, the background of the character.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, well, my attorney's Ronald McDonald.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Right off the bat, you'd be like, oh, I didn't
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: even know that I, I didn't even think about this,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: who are you? If you're a gardener, you'd be like,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: this is a shirt I wore, lady. I don't know,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: but you're pretty cute. If you're gonna have a romance,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: he wouldn't be this witty thing who's into gardening. And then, listen, I'm,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: but I'm like, And then he has his nephew there,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, okay, what is going on here?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: So I have a prediction.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: That was another weird catch.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I have a prediction. I have a prediction.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: And everyone, I'm telling you, we thought that he was
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: going to go for Carrie.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Now, Seema likes him, okay, the gardener.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: He has a young adult autistic nephew that he brings
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: to work with him, which I'm all for showing that,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: but I think it's got to lead to something.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: And because everybody has no original ideas on this writing staff,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: Seema and him are getting intimate.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: And his nephew is over. This is my prediction. Or Carrie.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: One of them is getting intimate with Gardner.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: And she went and bought like sexy lingerie or something.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: And he comes in and because he knew like the exact,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: like statistics of her car, because you know, he's, he's
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: on the spectrum and they have a talent for that,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: that he's going to come in and go, and she's.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Going to go, I try to cover her like broad underwear.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: And he'd be like, That's Victoria's Secret from 2007. That
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: was a vintage push-up bra. That's going to be the joke.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: You know what? You're probably dead right. That's when I'm
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: completely finished with the show.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: I'll never be finished with the show. I will watch
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: it until I'm the last person watching it.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: I just read an article in New Yorker magazine that said,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: basically that. It said, let's just all watch it right
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: into the ground. Because it brings me passion.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I don't have a passion of hate or love for
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: any other show right now.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Than this one.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Than this one. And Shannon's falling asleep. And I'm like, no.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: People are saying, Heather, I'm done. I won't watch it.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no. You have to watch it because
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: I'm watching it.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Do you think we're going to have to watch Steve
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: jerk off? Are you ready?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Come on. Hey, Miranda, remember when we....
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Come on, Miranda. You're going to make me take my
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: cock out. I don't want to do it. This is,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: it's not right for me.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, so, of course, my favorite storyline that I talked
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: about was them going out partying all night.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I love espresso martini. With the Swedish art.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: And everyone's like, what happened? Why does Charlotte now have
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: these big eyes all the time? Yeah. We were watching it,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: and after she gets hungover, she was putting.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: Eye drops in her eyes, and Drake goes, is that
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: part of the storyline of why her eyes are so
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: big all the time?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: She also seems like she's almost to the point where
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: she's gotten like she's a little mental or something. Yeah,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: it's just like they've become such characters themselves that it's,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's all gone. And then the hackiness of, like,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: the old men because they did two different old men
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: like i'm cool right the black guy was like oh
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: my god.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: You're right he was like with lisa yeah girl lisa
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: parker's husband he was like i'm cool right i'm cool
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: right how can it be cool and then also like
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: mom jeans are in right now so that joke is
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: old like they're.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Completely skinny jeans joke is like really.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Right but then also yeah the little girl goes.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Oh are you going to the club in your mom
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: jeans and i'm like Mom jeans are actually super in
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: right now. So, like, that was a joke from 12
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: years ago that Tina Fey did on SNL.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Like, who are these writers? I can't get the button
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: flies open.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: So he pisses his pants? Like, that's just gross.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: I know. I mean, if I was some of these actors,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: I'd be like... Honestly, outside of John Corbin and a
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: few others, like, Evan Handler doesn't work that much. He's
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: probably like, I'll do the piss pants.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I get why everyone is like... And why you won't
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: watch it. Right.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Because you're just like.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm not... I mean, if I was... Them, I'd
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: be like, I'm not going to watch it.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to, you know, and they even did
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: a bit where, where Miranda goes, I'm hate watching Love Island,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: you know, where, how could this bisexual girl be this
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: into guys and girls and be such a bad picker?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I'll never. And then, you know, and then she's like,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: you know, you can stop watching. She's like, I can't.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: The people think that was like them knowing that everyone's
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: hate watching.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: And so they had to write that in. Like, we
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: get it. You're hate watching.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? I'm with you though. I kind
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: of watched too. And then there were certain scenes where
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, wasn't the worst scene. You know, so.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: No, like I was saying, the Adderall is actually a
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: good storyline. And there's going to be something where Aiden
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: then gets pissed at Carrie because he's like, I don't.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Want Wyatt on Adderall. You went and got the Adderall
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: from my ex-wife. Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: You didn't ask me about it. Like, you need to
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: tell me when you're talking to my ex. Like, we
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: have a problem.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Like, just trust me.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: This is going to end this season, right? Aiden and
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: her over this season. I think we're done with that one.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: And also, why does a guy that lives in, I'm assuming,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: a $ 6 to $ 7 million home with a two-story guest house,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: why is it always because they're rich and they're on
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: a farm they have to.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Have a truck from 1975? You're telling me you have
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: a working farm.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: It's for jerking off so you can lay out and
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: jerk off. Well, it's not great because he beefs the horn. Yeah,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: he beefs the horn.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, it's with no air conditioning. And he's like, well,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: the air conditioning is good in.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: The house, but you have a truck that does. And
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: you know that you're picking up your girlfriend and her,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: her ritzy friend. You don't have an extra car.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: That's like a normal car. Like keep the truck for fun.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: But like a rich person would have a cute Bronco
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: that looks old, but it's new and costs $ 150, 000.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: One of the other fun parts of the show is
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: that they have to find a bunch because they're all
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: of a certain age now and they have to find
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: a bunch of around 60 year old actors who aren't famous,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: you know, because they couldn't, they can't pay that kind
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: of money. So they got to find somebody who's been
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: in the acting game a long time. But the reason
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: why they haven't achieved any success is because they're bad actors.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? But they're good looking. And
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: so you're seeing at least, like all of them, every
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: guy who talks to Seema, because Seema had a whole
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: thing where there was like nine different guys who came
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: to the bar and she would, you know, give them the,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: you know, she read them their, whatever.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: And what boss would ever go to his 55-year-old executive
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: employee and go, I'm buying you a matchmaker because you
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: need to find somebody. No man would ever say that
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: to a 55-year-old single woman.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, you're on your own. But seeing the
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: bad six-year-old actors come in every episode is my favorite part.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: It is amazing.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: It's the best thing ever. Oh, and then these girls,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: the art girls are my favorite.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, this looks like out of a Saturday Night
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Live sketch, this picture.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's like they're trying to. Okay.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Then I want to say this popped up.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: This was a sketch that was done 20 years ago
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: or around then with Bea Arthur playing.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Ava Goda.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: In a pagoda.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: And then they, I watched the whole thing. I remember it.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: And it was, what if sex in the city, if
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: they're old?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: And I watched the whole sketch and Charlotte, the character
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: of Charlotte, who's being played by, um, the mom, the river, the,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: the lady from, um, facts of life.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: And then there's Sally's brothers and then there's somebody else
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: and they all have wigs on and they're all acting
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: like the other girls.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Like the teacher from Fact Life, Charlotte Ray.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Charlotte Ray.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: They go to a nightclub.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Oh. And the same lines that happen with Charlotte where
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: they go, I've had more, I've had hot flashes that
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: are more fun than this night. I'm dreaming of my slippers.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. So
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: it really is a sketch now.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: And then she, yeah, then she's, she's out doing her thing.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: And I mean, it's, it's crazy. Okay, this is a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: rumor that is going around.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: I have talked very little about the phenomenon that is Bonnie.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Blue, who is a woman.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Very attractive, white woman with big blue eyes, perfect body,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: perfect tan, who does these marathons where people, guys can
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: show up and she keeps trying to break her records.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like 1,000 men. And the questions I.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Have are, is it that she just lays there, like,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: with her legs in stirrups or whatever, and each guy
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: goes one pump, three pumps? It can't be that every
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: guy is going off. How many constitutes so that she
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: can get to the next one and break the record?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know the rules.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Well, the rumor is that she, in fact, was born male.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: This is my favorite one yet. I have not heard
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: this one.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: And when I heard it, I said, I.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: Don't know if that's true, but as a woman, even
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: the most prolific porn stars in history are flabbergasted by this.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't know. Yeah.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Like, this would.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they just found a guy that
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: looked like her and someone is just creating this rumor.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, apparently she says she has parents and they
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: are all supportive. I don't know if we've ever seen
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: the parents. I've wondered if this whole thing was a hoax. Like,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: is this even true? But you see the men and
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: this and that, so.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: But if someone had.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, if this was the case, it would
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: really be interesting.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Like the thousand guys, is that something that you could, like,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: is it on PornHub or is it on OnlyFans? It's
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: something you watch?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: They'll do these like videos where it's- Or she just says,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: I did a thousand guys. Like they'll do like a
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: song where she and another girl are like, it's about,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: like the song will be like, about to get crazy.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: And then these guys all have masks on and they're
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: behind him. Well, now you could just hire actors to
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: And then there's rumors where a piece of them, like
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: when you find out your guy went to the Bonnie
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Blue or whatever- I'm just like, how do we know
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: if this is even happening?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: I hope it's not happening. Is there something that you, like,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: can you watch it on OnlyFans? Like actual insertion or
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: something of a thousand people?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would think the whole thing, if this
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: is real, yes. And that is how you are making,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: you know, millions of dollars a month so that eventually
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: you can retire your nether region.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'll tell you this.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: So I had my girlfriends over for the weekend and
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: they're all in different industries.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: One's in software, one's in, um, you know, pharmaceuticals and one,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: one is in like HR of like big departments.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: And so there's a lot of AI talk.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Like, like you wouldn't think it was menopause and AI talk.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: A lot of it. Yeah.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: But I was like, actually this, this is more interesting conversation.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: And my one friend said, That, you know, there's talk
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: or whatever that OnlyFans is looking to sell or whatever
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: because they think that OnlyFans will be 100% taken over
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: by AI and these girls.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Won't have the ability to make... The money they're making now.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: You mean AI, like the people will be AI?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, already we know that the communication and
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: stuff is obviously not them. Or you hire somebody, whether
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: they're in India or in your guest house.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Or whatever.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: But, I mean, I still think that if you're a,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: But it's just like very, anyway, it was just weird.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: So I don't know if it's true or not. Also,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: this came across. These girls are real conjoined sisters. And
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: I came across a sketch. They do sketches about themselves
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: being conjoined sisters being funny.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: They just laugh about it.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, that's good. It's one way to handle it.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: It's about how somehow they're talking about how a guy's
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: acting like their mom and they're yelling at him like,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: why did you tie us together to save money or something?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the sketch.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Is, but. Oh, that's good. I thought they were going
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: to say they're on OnlyFans. I was like, I don't
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: know if.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: I want to do that. I saw this.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: Steve Carell did a commencement speech at Northwestern.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: And then he goes, and now for our mid-commencement speech,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: dance break. And the music starts, and it seemed like
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: such a bomb of a joke.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, he did like a dance?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: He just... Everyone just, like, got up, and he, like, danced, and,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: you know, whoever was near... Oh, isn't this great? Because
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: it's Steve Carell. Yeah. He comes down the audience, and
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like... So then you do a mid-dance, and then
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: you have to go back and talk to.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, I can't think of a better, a worse
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: way to, like, do a stand-up bit.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Like, if you're going to sing or dance, you, like,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: do it at the beginning or the end. You don't
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: do it, like, mid... I don't know.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, he's not a stand-up, so he probably learned
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: that when he got back up and tried to.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I am still.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: Having gone to a lot of commencement speeches in my
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: life since I've grown kids, they don't get any more
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: interesting unless you do have like a star.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Right. Like, I.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Don't, I mean, if I was a college, I would
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: pick a star every time.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: We do not need.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: The person who won the humanitarian award for, you know,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: this continent or whatever. We need, like, the Will Ferrells,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: Steve Carell. I'm sure his speech was great. I just
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: saw the one dance thing. I would have told him,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think you need it. But talk about the office.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Talk about things like something. But anyway.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, Bianca is still on it.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: She went out in a see-through nude one-piece suit.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: And furboats. So she's still doing it without Kanye. So
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: a lot of people said it was Kanye making her
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: dress like that.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: And now she brings her sister along.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, good. They're not conjoined, are they?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: No. Tell me what else is going on in your life.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll ask you a couple of... Yes. With Summertime.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, Summertime is fun.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: Are you familiar with Sardines Summer?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: It's Sardine Girl Summer.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Have you heard anything about this?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Please do tell. Oh, okay.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Have you noticed sardines are on everything now? Sardines on
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: every clothing, every handbag, everything.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: What does a sardine even look like?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Basically, it's like a little tiny, just a shape of
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: a fish. Okay. And it's on everything.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: I've never even eaten a sardine because it was always
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: like a gross thing.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: That people would have in a can. It's like old
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: men eat it. Yeah. Anyway, it's Sardine Girl Summer. You
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: probably didn't know that.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I'm here to tell you, everybody and your listeners, Sardine
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Girl Summer. I heard about it a couple of weeks
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: ago and I've since mentioned it on my podcast. And
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: everybody is sending me, go to Target. Go to Target.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: Go to any store. Everything is covered in sardines. Every dress,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: every shirt.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Does anyone know why? Who started it?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: It's some fashion thing that came out of like Italy
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: or something. And it's, they're calling it Sardine Girl Summer.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Fascinating.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: So I recommend you're going to go into, you know,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: on your vacations coming up now. It's July is coming.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: You need to get yourself something sardine. Sardine earrings, sardine,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: you name it. It's everywhere. Sardine Girl Summer.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm on it.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: And then also, you know, I know you've heard of
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: the Labadoobadoo or whatever, those little dolls.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: So what is the deal?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Because I have no idea.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: First of all, I don't have a real Birkin. I
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: would never buy this to put on purses or whatever.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: I get why little girls would want it. It's the
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: Beanie Babies of our time or the Cabbage Patch dolls
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: or whatever, and it's a marketing way to get them
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: to go around.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Don't.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Understand that and don't find it a particularly interesting conversation
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: about it, but whatever.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Good for them.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: My daughter has not asked for these yet. I haven't
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: heard anything about it other than what I'm reading about.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Labadoodoo's or whatever.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: I think it's little girls, but it's also like adult women.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see adult women wearing them.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: But that's just one of those dumb things.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: Kathy Hilton just had a party where all the Labadoobies
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: or whatever came there. It was like, oh, come and
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: you could buy other things. So she's got a jewelry line,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: but then also they had a big thing where like you.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Could buy that.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Or they're giving them away to the people at the party.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: They're like 90 bucks a piece or something.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: And I guess it like I guess it started with
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: that whole thing kind of like how there was the
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: unboxing of like food or whatever.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: You don't know what you're going to get. So I
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: guess that's the fun of it.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: Well, and can I ask you another? Yes. Summer-related question?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Is there currently, do you have a song of the summer?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Have you heard anything where you're like, this is the one?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Like the Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter last year seemed to
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: be song of the summer.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not the one that Charlotte danced to.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: Have you heard Will Smith's new one, Pretty Girls? I did.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: I talked about that on Tuesday. That's pretty rough.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: And I actually thought it was kind of catchy.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? It's like.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: How does it go?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: I like Pretty Girls.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know that it's going to be a hit.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: No. Yeah. I haven't heard one yet.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Outside of like maybe Benson Boone or something.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: Mystical, magical. But someone told me it's just physical by
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Olivia Newton-John. And now when I listen to it, I'm like, oh,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: it is physical by Olivia Newton-John. It's like the same song.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: It's so funny when you like hear that.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Anyway, that's it.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: So you're coming to my party next week.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: I am very excited.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: I don't really understand what it is, but I'll be there.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: It's just a celebratory party, past apps, cool drinks.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Cute people.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: How many people?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Funny people.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: How many people? A hundred. A hundred people?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Hopefully.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I didn't think. Or 12. I was
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: thinking more along the lines of 12, but a hundred
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: is great.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: No, it's like a real party. Yeah, okay. It's like
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: a real party celebrating people like you.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: But I'm the biggest... I mean, I feel like I
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: need some sort of.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: You're going to get a special thing.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Outside of you... You're going to get a special situation.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: There's going to be a Mike moment of me where I.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: I say some things.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't want to say anything.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: No, I will be toasting you.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying, okay, let's just say the cast of
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: your show, you're the star of the show.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: But if this were the Wizard of Oz.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: You're Dorothy. I'm definitely the Scarecrow.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: 100%. Okay.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Just let that be known.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: And then Brandy and Julie are the good witch and
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: the bad witch.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Right. Guy Branum's the Tin Man. Or the Cowardly Lion,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: whatever he wants to be. Guy Branum's the Cowardly Lion. Yeah, right, right.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Can someone just put that together?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: I know someone can do that for fun, put a
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: little cast together.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: But I'm just looking forward to it.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Wait, Spencer Pratt. Prince is Pratt. Oh, yeah, Spencer Pratt.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: He can be the Tin Man. He can be the
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Tin Man.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: And the guy can be the— Cowardly Lion.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, 100%. And then the two witches, yeah.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: And then Peter is Oz. Totally.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Drake is one of the munchkins that's 6'5.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: No, they're both. Drake and Brandon are flying monkeys.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're flying monkeys.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: We got it. We figured it out. Anyway, one more thing.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: I brought my summer fashion.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: Let's see it.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Montauk July 1st. I love a Montauk sun. Now,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: can I just tell everybody, I have no connections anymore.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know anybody. I know you have a large
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: audience and you have a hipper, cooler audience.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Wait, when do you leave? How long are you there for?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: I'm there July 1st to the 14th. Like two weeks. Okay, okay.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: But there's like some new places.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's going to be the funnest.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's like a place called Mary Lou's. I think
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: it came from Palm Beach that just opened in Montauk.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: And it's just like impossible. So if anybody knows anything,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: get in touch with me. You know how to do it.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: Here goes. This is what you're going to be seeing.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you can help him get a reservation or
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: a better table, reach out. I just don't like the brim.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: Of the hat.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: But you don't like the flats.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: But it's not terrible.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not horrified at all.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: I like your blue glasses that you said were douchey. Oh,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: I bring like seven different pairs of glasses. I would
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: do the.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Blue one with this look because the blue shirt.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What do you think of like.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Why this shirt?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: Because it's like 4th of July.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: But it says 25.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: 20 years.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 7: 2025.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: I hope nobody thinks I'm 25.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: But it's supposed to be like a football theme.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, it's fun. People go, look at
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: this guy. Where did you buy it?
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't want to know.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: I do want to know.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: I think I was like at an American. Like Noah,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: like an American Eagle, like at four kids. Like a,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: you know, if you're 22, you shop there.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: I was like at an American Eagle. Okay. I was
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: on the road, you know, killing time.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: But look, your shirt, your shoes match perfectly. They're white
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: with a blue stripe.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: It's a whole thing.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: Baby blue stripe. I think, I think it's great.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's great.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: But this is, you know, where it's a whole thing.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: It's a party place. I can't, you can't be in,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: you can't wear like a suit.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: For 4th of July, I will be at my home here.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: In the Westlake area.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: And where I live, we don't have like, it's not
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: like we can see the fireworks from our house.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: 4th of July is always a really hard day.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: How come you choose not to like go to like
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: do a 4th of July like beach party?
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: Beach vacation we've done that but i i just want
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: to stay in my neighborhood because there's they'll be fun
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: like i'll just we have a nice pool so we'll
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: maybe we'll invite some people over whatever yeah but if
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: we want to actually first of all i'm gonna be
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: totally honest okay i last a lot of fourth of
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: julys we have started the pool fun the boozing and
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: i have been.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: Asleep before the fireworks I agree.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: Me too. And asleep, you know, passed out slash. Because
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: what people don't mention is it's got to be real
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: dark for the fireworks. So then it really starts at
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: like 10 p.m. Yeah.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: And then if you have to get somewhere and then
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: you have to set up your blankets, whatever, who cares?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: And as the kids got older, they didn't fucking care.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: So then I'd be like, oh, my God, I miss
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: the fireworks again.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: And so.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: It's, I mean, I'm definitely, I want people to come
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: over and I also want to be invited to people's houses.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: And I want to be invited to anybody that has
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: like a boat in Westlake because there's a big thing
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: that happens in Westlake where people get on their little
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: duffy boats and people tie them together and it's kind of.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: Like a crazy thing. Yeah.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: So that could be fun in the day, but then still,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: how you can keep it going, drinking or not, how
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: you can keep it going from, A barbecue for lunch
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: until 10 at night.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, I feel like, you know, the sex
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: in the city, you know, with the espresso martinis, you know,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: I can't keep going.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: It's a lot.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: It's like I got to split up the thing.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: And I always remember one of my bigger regrets in
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: life for partying.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Was I had a choice. I was a single girl
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: in my 20s living in Brentwood.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: And I had a choice to go to the Pacific
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: Palisades with this couple who had a cute house and
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: little girls that was my sister's friend. And I was like, oh,
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: that's beautiful. They have a cute, it was a nice house.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even a crazy house. They're having a little
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: pool party. And I'm like, and I was looking for
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: a husband. I was thinking maybe he had a, maybe
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: he had a wife or something. I mean, maybe he
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: had a guy. But it was pretty family friendly. Then
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: I was going to, Plan on driving all the way.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: To Los Feliz to go to a party.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: Impossible.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Where all the Groundlings people were. Yeah. And some SNL
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: people that were home for the week.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: But by the time I left the Pacific Palisades.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: I just was like the thought to try to go
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: all the way. And I didn't.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: And I heard like Will Ferrell was there.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: And Agosta. Like all these fun people.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: Christopher.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: And I was almost like, why did I go to
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: the Palisades party.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: In the start?
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: I've had so many times where I've been in Malibu,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: trying to go from one party to another.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: You can only choose.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: One location in LA. There's no two parties, especially in
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: Unless it's all within the same neighborhood.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Barely that.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can if it's in the same neighborhood.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: If you have to get on a freeway to go
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: to another event.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: It's not going to happen. You shouldn't.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of stress. Yeah. Also, thank you to
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: our forefathers who made us Americans.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Absolutely.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: That too.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: All the people that died in 1776. Yeah. All that.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: All that.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Chris, tell everybody where they can see you.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. This weekend, I'm in Escondido, California, coming up.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: You guys listen to this on Thursday. I'm in Escondido
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday, Grand Comedy Club, Escondido, California. And then
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: I'm off for a little while. Just off the road.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: I'm off the road until the end of August. I
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: think the last weekend of August, I'm in Greenville. But
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: every friend, Jolodot Fund's going to have all the fall dates.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: I have a ton of dates coming up in the
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: fall and the winter. But the summer, I'm off, except
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: for Escondido California Grand Comedy Club this Friday and Saturday night.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: I love it. And then I'm in Montauk. Hook it up, people.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: Hook it up.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: Seriously, when we say hook it up, we are not
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: asking for a free meal.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: No, nothing. We're asking for a girl to.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: Be like, I'm the manager. What night do you want
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 4: to come in? I got a cute table for you.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: And I can make your life a little better.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: And I like your podcast.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you. That's it.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: And, of course, Chris is going to post about it
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: and talk about it, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: So, you know, or if you have a place that
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: he hasn't mentioned that you are like, we're better than
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: that spot, let him know.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: Also, that too. I don't know anything anymore, you know?
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: And it always makes me look good in front of
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: my brothers and stuff.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: No, because you're Spongebob Square Podcaster.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: I know. And the people will be like, why is.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: He wearing— That's a great joke.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: And to get back to the anger of that, I
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: was like, okay, so the young guys in the law
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: firm are making fun of a 60-year-old married father of
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: two for.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: Not going to nightclubs? Who the fuck at 60 is
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: going to nightclubs? So he's like, they call me Spongebob
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: Square Partner. Yeah.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: The young kids call Chris Frangiole Spongebob Square Podcaster.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: That's why I wear this shirt.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: So who was watching?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: So a 30-year-old man is making a Spongebob reference to
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: tease his.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Like, that's where I'm like, that's why you guys, that's
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: why the writing is so bad.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, if there's a writer's room, doesn't anybody go,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: should we come up with something better than that one?
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: You know, I feel like it's, they just take the
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: first joke.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know how much collaboration is happening in rooms.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: I know that was one of the bigger things that
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: was part of the writer's guild strike.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: Like they were like, no, we're not going to do
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: the weeks of prep with everybody together.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: Cut that out. And you're just going to have to
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: like write.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: It off by yourself. It shows. It really fucking shows
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: on a lot of shows. A lot of shows.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: A lot of things like don't like even the friends
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: and neighbor show, which I kind of like.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of things that like don't make sense,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: like casting wise and, Even though that's a pretty decent show.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: It's still annoying me.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: That's Jon Hamm.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's pretty good.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: I've heard.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: You know what? That's a good one to download for
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: your flight to New York.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: I like to download like a series.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: I feel like the time goes quicker on a five-hour
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: flight if it's a series.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: Than if it's like two movies.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: I agree with you.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: Because you're like, okay, I got one. Okay, I only
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: have two more left. And you're like looking forward to
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: the next thing. I think that makes the five hours
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: go by so fast.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: Love you, Chris.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: Love you back. Thank you for having me.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: And everybody, listen to Cover to Cover. It covers all
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: the funny topics.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: Cover to Cover is the podcast, everybody. Go listen to that. And,
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: you know, follow me on all the socials. I try
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: to do Instagram as much as I can.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: He really does funny stuff, you guys.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: And you are going to want to live his life
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: in the Hamptons with him. And you do a lot
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: of stories and you.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: Do a lot of funny stuff.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: Thank you. As do you.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you for being such a wonderful friend all these years.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: See you at the 10-year anniversary.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Such a big part of Juicy Scoop, and I'm so appreciative.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. It's nice to hear.
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