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Stop, Or My Dog Will Shoot! (S18E20) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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Listen, man, you gotta let it go, relax for a couple of
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days with your family, come back fresh on Monday. Really, you're bad.
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You bit me my own dog. Bit me. Four finger discount,
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dude, Welcome to four figure discount where this week we're gonna be reviewing Stop
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Oh, My Dog Will Shoot Iron and O Wolf for fourth and I am
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guy, are you a wolf? Wlf? Wolf for a rough? Rough?
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Rouff? Whatever? I understood why they say rough? I guess they
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do sound like rough? Rough sounds closer to wolf. It does? Rough?
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Yeah, rough is more of the sound, isn't it. Yeah,
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rough is what a wolf sounds like. Well, the action is too wolf,
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but that actually sounds like a rough. Thank you for being very precise
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about it, cat in the ours. But what I guess me how kind
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of sounds like? Do they? Yeah? I guess I kind of yeah.
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Yam yeam, yam, yeah, yeah, yam. Yeah. We're
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definitely appealing to the fetishists. Yes, the cosplayers, Yeah, this time
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around. But we'll get off that. Yeah, as they get off on
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a well played damn Stop on my Dog Will Shoot an episode that you know,
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it was there, It had its moments, but I thought the opening
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Maye segment just bore the hell out of me. Was it there? My
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second note, Wow, not a lot happening. No, No, not
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a lot happening in this one. This very much felt again like an episode
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that you know, they're making a movie at the same time, so that
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haven't have a time to sort of dedicate to making this somewhat entertaining. But
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I always like the Bart and Santasortle helper stories. Everyone loves them. We've
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had a pet dog, you can relate to this, But I don't think
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they really they didn't go heavy enough with that. When Santa's little help a
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bit Bart right hmm, that should have made you don't really see that they
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just kicked him out of the house. I feel like the response from Bart
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there should have there should have been more focused on that, the relationship of
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Bart and Sanders, because at the end he's just like, hey, you're
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my dog again. I was like, that's a bit of big betrayal of
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trust right there. I mean, if you've got your beloved childhood pet that
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you know takes a nip out, you dogs in particular, we tend to
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view those as all faithful, as you know, friendly and loving and never
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do wrong by cats. On the other hand, they're just pieces of ship
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that just crazy cats. Not for me anymore at all. But I just
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think that there when that happened, I went, oh, that's a that's
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a big moment. We've never seen santas Laper attack Bart before. Yeah,
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And I just don't think they really gave it the attention that it deserved.
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But I did. I did have some not laughing out that most by some
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chuckles, so we get to those of my favorite moments. But overall I
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didn't think this was all that much really this episode. No, I think
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it's again one of these episodes. It's got a pretty it's an idea that
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you know, someone raises it in the rider's room. It's like what it
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sound a little baby have a police dog, and everyone goes not bad.
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It's one of those stories for me where I feel like we already had this
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before, but we haven't. But it just seems like one they would have
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already done. He did what did I know? He went to the in
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the Canine Mutiny when but sells him, gives him up for the we has
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the credit card scam and ends up getting Laddy and then lets them take that's
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right. They reclaim they're going to Laddie and they take sen it. This
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little happened instead, which is a prick move. Absolute though, and there
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were seen as little Hep doesn't know where he's going. But yeah, I
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always thought that we had that, but I guess maybe I'm confusing for the
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Duff and Mackenzie that stuff for it Spuds Mackenzie. Yeah that sounds about right.
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But yeah, it just feels like a good idea that either wasn't that
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Yeah, that just wasn't properly fleshed out season eighteen Toobston is we had some
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ideas, the ideas were there, not even a for effort. That's the
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problem. The effort was into the ideas for most of these episodes so far.
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Yeah, so how would you how would you say that a for ideas
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see for evident? The ideas were evident, but sees get degrees, Yes
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they do, indeed, yes, But but overall how you been You are
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just recovering from your chemical brothers and you're so what was it was chemical brothers?
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Cocaine? And what was the other thing you had at at that festival?
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Many many beers? It was it was it was a good Weekend Day
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on the Green. That's the festival that we tend to have just outside Geelong.
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It used to be an annual thing. I feel like every second weekend
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Ours Day on the Green. It's so weird, it's funny. They had
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the big billboards up on eeath the side of the stage and the next one
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coming up with Chris Aazac, which is kind of the polar opposite with the
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Chemical Brothers, who was just on an episode of Friends that we reviewed for
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the One of Our Friends. Yeah, is he like Phoebe's boyfriend? In
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that one? He kind of boyfriend. It's the one after the super Bowl,
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Okay, the big one that had as many guest stars as possible.
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Very charismatic Chap. He was really charismatic in that. But but you can
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tell you he does, you can tell how charming he is. Also for
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someone who basically looks like James Dean or something like, it's a real goof.
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That's what he played up in this episode, kind of you're not a
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dumb goof, but just a charming goof. Yeah, there's the thing though,
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Nikol and I discussed that she loves the What's the really slow song?
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That made him hit Wicked Game or in Love? You know that the big
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one with you. I think that that's that's weird wik game. I hate
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that song. Oh no, no, that's what I like. It's the
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other one. I didn't like that A bit of bad, bad saying.
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I fucking hated that song when I was a kid. I can live without
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that one. I like Chris Isaac a lot. Yeah, I mean I
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remember, I think I've said this. There were two competing music shows like
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Australian TV. But how ago, oh we said back in the day,
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back in the day is like my childhood, back in my back in your
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day. We got a way back back into time. But there was countdown
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on US on a Sunday night. But there were Sounds Unlimited on US on
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a Saturday. I never heard of that one. Okay, we had rage
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and video hits. They were the two competing ones for us. So we're
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not so we're not so dissimilar. We've got a lot of like you and
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I Dan, except I was watching it in color. That's true. And
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also, yeah, your TV wasn't steam powered like no, you just had
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Bobby on a little bike accident. But one morning it sounds unlimited. They
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had the clip for which I think was Chris Isaac's first single called Dance and
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wait. This must have been this eighties, right, This is like eighty
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five, ra eighty six. This is that long ago. Oh yeah,
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this photos came out and you see it. It was new when I was
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a kid. Yeah, you see him back in the day and he's like,
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who's this Patrick Swayze esque? Yes, very much. So you now
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he was rocking the elbows esque boufon hair style and you know, slick suit
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and he looked like he just stepped out of nineteen fifty five or something.
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But I just remember thinking, Wow, who's this guy and who's this song?
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This is great. I went down to the record store. There were
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stores that sold records, and records and records are a thing against You have
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to explain records anymore, that's correct. There was a time for about twenty
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five years that he's had to explain records to people. What are these pancakes?
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Yeah, and bought the album, just played it out because it was
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yeah, fantastic beauty of vinyls. He put the vinyl on. He just
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listened to the whole thing. Oh absolutely yeah. But at the Chemical Brothers
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on on Saturday night they had Chris Iasac coming to Down the Green, two
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tickets for the price of one. Clearly he's not selling Oh wow, I
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haven't seen any marketing for it. It's a shame it is. It is,
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But I get the thing that he's not the kind of songs. He's
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not really like a headliner, is he? Oh no, I think so?
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Is he? Okay? Pretty long career Down the Green headliner you reckon.
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It's like a I feel him. He's like a little Creature's Brewery Sunday
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afternoon headliner. That's what we were all thinking when we saw it. Was
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like everyone's going off for Chemical Brothers because it's loud, techno and everyone's just
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really getting into it. And he's more like, here's here's a song I
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wrote, well, you know, fall in love. But his song that
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wicked games. You're saying it takes me back to a movie that I'm recently
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purchased on Blu Ray, not availble on Blu Ray. In a Stroba in
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the States, my mate Matt Blumb shout out again, it's bringing it back
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for me, the family Man, And this is the song when Nicholas Cage
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finally realizes wait a minute, she's actually really sexy. TAILORIONI right. I
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should have realized as soon as he saw it was cage, you're an idiot.
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But she is dancing, acting or sexy, and it's just like your
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everything do this song. She's drunk in her unease and she's dancing. I'm
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just like, please hot, I rewatch family man do it. Yes,
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it's definitely worth it. But a good weekend, yeah, very much.
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But I am also of advanced years and it takes me a little longer to
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bounce back from what we call too much fun. He walked in and Nicola
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goes, hey, are you going just recovering from the weekend? Nicoli goes,
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it's Wednesday, guy, I'm old. This is what his reply was.
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I took Elliott too. We had a practice game Gelong Essendon last Friday.
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Nicola and Holly took. Holly not coming to the footy for the rest
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of the year, by the way, just had enough by second quarter.
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She was like, I want to go for what I want to do this.
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I'm like, we're watching the football. But that was interesting. But
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Elliott, this was the first time I've seen him at the footy truly invested
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in the game and he was saying, Geelong is like screaming and cheering,
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and everyone around him it was almost like he took him along for the ride,
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because often you go to a game at Geelong and it's pretty quiet,
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but people sort of sit on their hands all the time. And it was
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almost like all these adults around him were like, this kid's like five,
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and get into it. Let's get him feeding off is in there? Yeah?
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It was great. I really enjoyed it. So this next week the
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footy starts and I can't wait. Your weekend was a lot more wholesome than
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mine. Yeah, sounds like it. But you sound like you had a
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lot more fun than I did, though I had a different kind of fun.
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I was feeding Alley's energy. You're feeding off of something out something else's
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energy. Energy comes from other sources. We're not We're not gonna discuss that
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too much because oh we probably could on the show. Did you pop the
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pills and go ah oh oh yeah? My favorite favorite moments, mister Davis,
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What did you enjoy the most from this episode? I'll give you a
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couple of mine, right, Mine were so Who's gone with whom? I
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just like that. I thought It was a nice button to that scene because
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it's obvious, but I just thought it was just fun. Shukoue seems fun.
10:05
Yeah, dumb, but fun. But she only loves the suit,
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not mother lay and I was really enjoyed. And it's it's silly, I
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know, but it come to chuck out of me suggesting take the whole week
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off. Why did we do that? We're so far behind. We're pretty
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we're very much on the same page where our favorite moments, because I've written
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down I love Wiggans Holiday planning, isn't it always the way when you get
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that, it's like, oh, it's a long weekend. Well it's the
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last week of school. You just you tune out. Yeah, look,
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I'm not going to do any work the day before I stop work, so
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man, might as well take that one off as well. Can I stretch
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it out to the following Monday? Way you work that, it's like,
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no, you can't take a date public. They can't take days off after
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public holidays or this, that and the other. And I'm like, you
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know, fun, man, indeed, let's go start a podcast. And
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now old bus when Dando calls me on a public holiday, we're recording but
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that were my two favorite moments. Ye. I liked both of those very
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much. I also liked how they folded in theme music from other cops shows.
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Yeah, the theme from SWAT in there. At some stage we have
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cops. I don't think we had cops. I don't remember hearing bad boys,
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bad boys, What are you gonna do? We've had bad cops,
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bad cops like season four. Yes, But in this episode particularly, I
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had the theme from SWAT. The I realized that, So that was a
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TV show? Was it? It wasn't. I had no idea. I
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had no idea. The movie Swat was a taker for the show, was
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it? It was? You did Me Have Spell? I did not know
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that. You had the SWAT TV show back in the seventies and eighties.
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Then it became the Swat movie with Colin Farrell and cool Ja. Yeah.
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And now there's another SWAT TV show that's been going for It's one of those
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ones where you know, nobody watches Free to Wear TV anymore. The Rookie
11:50
is another one. Yeah. So it's one of those things that's been going
11:50
for like seven years. Oh my god, you've done like three million episodes
11:56
of this and I haven't watched a single one. Yeah, because this is
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the thing. If streaming services don't pick them up, people just don't find
12:01
them very much up and then streaming services do get them. Was like,
12:05
I could binge watch seven seasons Suits. I just want to watch more and
12:09
more, and then the freeway station cancels it and then Netflix picks up for
12:11
a season and it's never any good. That's true. Well, they because
12:16
they don't make Suits anymore, right, do that that ended three years ago
12:18
for you? Well they're now doing this, like ah, really a new
12:22
series called like Suits La or something felt like the first few seasons of Suits
12:26
and then it became more about the drama than the court cases. When it
12:30
was all about the cases and it was more like an episode by episode basis,
12:31
I find I can enjoy those shows more when it's that kind of show.
12:35
You know, I can miss a couple of episodes, come back,
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it's still fine. But when it became so arc field, we don't want
12:41
to asks. Some shows need arcs. These shows don't need them. In
12:45
my opinion, shows like The Practice and Boston Legal got aus right, have
12:50
the odd court case, have the odd non court case, have the odd
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you know, drama again, yes, but get that balance just right.
12:58
Yea. But yeah, suits became all about the drama very much so.
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But I think they also had the theme from NYPD Blue in there at another
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show I want to watch, Yeah, what's the first episode? And I
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was like, naked man boobs, What's what's going on here? This was
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from nineteen ninety on. I did not expect this. It was very ground
13:16
breaking back at the time. Okay, yeah, we're really pushing the envelope
13:20
of what you can do on commercial TV. Yeah, it's cool. It's
13:24
Caruso. Right. Yeah, it leaves pretty early. I'm sure. I
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think he's in it for a year a year and a half and he was
13:30
the real breakout star of it, and justifiably so. I mean, he's
13:33
pretty good in it, but he's like, I'm gonna go be a movie
13:35
star. Now. Was he a movie star? Well, he tried to.
13:39
I tried to because then he was like oooh you for someone who was
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reportedly just a nightmare to work with, I've heard that. Yeah. Yeah,
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he played his cards very very well in terms of like m I ple
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d Blue Ye made him a star. The movies that he made didn't do
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all that well then, lucked him to see some m he did that like
14:00
twelve years or someone was probably just making money hand over to this and now
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he's just retired. CSI was sort of like the I also was like the
14:05
cousin to Law in Order. It was like, you're the CSI man,
14:09
or you're a law and order man. Very much of it a bit like
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beetles and stones, Yeah yeah, or backstree boisoning. We've had a lot
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you there eating the beast all right, mister Davis. My first trivia
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question for you is how far did the family drive to get to that festival?
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Was it fifty miles? Correct? Yes, okay. Then when Lisa
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is being thrown in the air to find a way out of the maze,
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she sees an amateur production of what didn't write any of those down? What
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were they? It was you can't take it with you? Okay, one
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of those. The whole mazing except for the visual with the dog going through
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the base like a nineties doom Mask video game, which I thought was quite
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a funny visual to the tune of Freaking a Leash? Was it? It
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did sound a bit corny. It did sound a bit corny. Actually not
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corny. Is in corny? No corny? That makes sense because they're in
17:14
a cornfield corny with a Oh my god, these guys are operating on a
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higher level. We got to start giving them more credit here. I think
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they might be asleep at the wheel where they're making the movie, and it
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said they come up with the corn and a corn maze. The song Freak
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un the Leash by the making new band Metal Corn can be heard while santas
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Lap is going through the corn maze, So he's a he's a freak.
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Not on a lot of that stau Yeah, going through a corn maze while
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Corner is playing. That makes a lot of sense. We're gonna reevaluate this
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episode five stars would recommend it. Next the cultural references by the way,
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so Bart's vision Sanders will helps a take off a RoboCop, which we knew
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justin vohees pit here. But blah Clippy as well, Clip, you should
17:56
have been in my credebas. I like that. It looks like you're trying
17:59
to eat me to help you. How annoying was Clippy? Clippy was a
18:02
bit of a drag. Yeah. When he would pop up, it's like,
18:04
you know, I don't need your help. I told you to need
18:07
your help. Stop appearing. There's always that person at the office and need
18:11
to help with that one they grit the gym. He is, Yeah,
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can I come to need to want to spot your bro? Yeah? No,
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thank you. And the title is the reference of the movie which mister
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Davis it would be Stop or My Mom Will Shoot starring selbst Stallone and the
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Golden Girls. Is Estelle Getty? Really? What a random combination? Yeah,
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well, here's the thing about this movie. Now, I don't know
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if this is a legend or something that Arnold Schwarzenegger made up. He does
18:37
what to make stuff up? He does, I mean all this it's so
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funny that documentary that was on Netflix he was talking about or so much of
18:45
what they said was bullshit. He had some Austrian term for it, and
18:49
so many people use it as like the soundtrack to their life. They're like
18:53
inspirational quotes from Arnie. He's like, it's a bullshit. Yeah. Well
18:56
the thing in Pumping Iron where he's talking about I've been coming in, Yeah,
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it's like every time I pump up. But it's like I'm when I'm
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a woman, had coming, so you know, I'm coming all the time.
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How great is it to be me? And he said later, I
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was like, it's not like that at all. Some people are been saying,
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you don't realize NLD probably doesn't have an accent anymore, probably just like
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hey guys, how a you doing? I love I Love America. But
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the story that apparently Arnold tells is that he had this rivalry with Stallone around
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this time, there's the early nineties, and he'd read this script for this
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action comedy called Stop On My Mum Will Shoot, which is it's a pretty
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dumb ass movie. It's a ship title. It is it is, I
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mean, apparently the original title of someone like Dialem for Mother, which I
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thought was much better and much better. Yes, but he wanted to sort
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of prank stallone, so he said, Oh, there's this really great action
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comedy. I'm going to follow up Twins by doing Stop on my mumble.
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Shoot. I'm still thinking about it though. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll
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World and Stolen, sort of like I'm trying to get into comedy too.
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If Anold's into this, I'll try and cut his lunch and get it.
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Yeah, he made it. It's just this garbage that nobody liked and was
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like, ah, punked you stop look this up, stop or my mum
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will shoot. And I have to see the cover of this. Do I
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remember the cover at least? Um? I have no recollection of this film
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ever existing. It looks terrible. Yeah, is that what they were taken
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off? When Arnold Swartzon and Rein New wolf Castle was running out with his
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grandma on his shoulder. Probably, Yeah, yeah, terrible, But I
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love that Arnold just mind gaming yeah all the time. Yeah, Well that's
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why he is who he is. He got to the top, baby,
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But it was much over a question, isn't it. What was the name
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of the officer dog that he replaced. Oh, I missed that one officer
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jaws Jaws. That's right, yeah, Bubby party. Oh when bart is
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attacked by the maths textbook, what is the angle on the cover? I've
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said, text man, no idea? What was it? Sixty degrees?
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Alright, all right, that'll do for trivia. Let's get into a review
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of stop or my dog will shoot unless you have one more question for me.
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No, okay, apparently says here on the wiki page. The horn
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stuffer who would horn stuff? Wuld be the one that pretended Yeah, the
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horn I imagine. So the corn new Coopia stuffer. That was Maurice LaMarsh,
21:26
was it? Now? I have him to do a lot of appearances
21:29
on The Simpsons, but never actually like give him an actual character, true
21:32
except for that Treus of Horror where he was doing the mowso Wals. But
21:34
it was good to see his name in there. But there were some other
21:37
names in the guest star list then, one which always nice to see one
21:42
is like, oh, in Retrospect and Everything, such a good choice.
21:45
At the time, everyone must have thought he was though, because he was
21:48
in Everything was in Sidefeld. He was in a futurema that we did recently.
21:52
Yeah, but the original edit of Stopping My Dog Will Shoot was May
21:55
thirteenth, two thousand and seven, production code jab F one two, written
21:59
by John Frank, directed by Matthew Thorn. Guest starring, as you were
22:03
saying the guest who was it, Rudy Giuliani, Yes, and Stephen Hawking
22:07
here you always appreciate and Marius Lamash chopboard game. We got the full intro
22:11
this time, which was surprising. Did was it pearls and not oyster bath
22:15
yep? And the cash gag was where the Simpsons family just more and more,
22:18
just keep coming and appearing. So the episode kicks off with let's go
22:22
to the top of my notes with the family arriving too well. I think
22:26
it's Oktoberfest, but it's just half as festival, no alcohol, no fun
22:29
barts complain they drove so far to get there, March says, because you
22:33
can plain, you have to go watch this guy make a wagon wheel.
22:34
Yes, apparently the tasty kind. No, do they have those in the
22:40
States Or was a wagon wheels an Australian concept? I think it might be
22:42
very much an Australian thing, but like a flat, like a round of
22:45
flatter chocolate Royale, aren't they pretty much? My dad loves wagon wheels.
22:52
What was your dad's chocolate that you knew every time? Is his birthday?
22:55
But buying these you'll be happy. My dad's is violent crumble, and chocolate
22:59
royal is violt crumble and wagons. That's a really good question my dad.
23:02
I don't think I had much of a sweet tooth. Okay. He loved
23:04
his savory stuff though. Really sausages and mustards really okay, what's what particular
23:11
sausage any sort of particularly Oh, just a good Kransky cranky okay, yeah,
23:15
and some nice hot mustards. Takes me back. It's weird when you
23:18
say Kransky. We used to have German class as a high school. We
23:22
we studied German as our secondary language, and once every six months or once
23:26
every couple of months that let us have like face first and bract first day.
23:30
And I was always in charge of going to pick them up from Sikita
23:32
Meats. So you give us all, everyone give me five dollars. By
23:34
the way, shout out to Skeeda Meats should be friend of the pod because
23:37
I go there all the time to get chevapi and a nice spicy churrizo and
23:41
some of their burgers. Their fantastavapi is to die for, so good.
23:45
We're gonna trave them in the fridge of time. I'm going to go home
23:48
and cook some after we're done recording. Let's wrap this up. I've told
23:49
this story a million times again. Tell it again. Remember I told the
23:52
Ford barbecue. Oh yeah, we gave the slav Goo all that money to
23:55
buy sausages and hambags. He all he bought was a baggage of barba,
23:57
just a buppy fucking size. It's just a uppi fucking and we're disappointed.
24:02
And then we gave us to Gavapis. We're like, well played, have
24:07
some more money. Sakina meets. Yeah, so I'll be in charge of
24:11
going to get the sausages. We'd go, we'd have a little portable barbecue
24:15
in the classroom and we'd be learning whilst someone is cooking the bat verson and
24:18
vice first in the room. Oh my god, it was the greatest,
24:21
What a way to learn. So you've not forgot that lesson, have you?
24:23
No? No, not at all. No, shore mister Cabrey,
24:26
He's not Cabrick. Mister Cabrey. He was our German teacher, a bit
24:30
of a nod ball. But you look back now and you go, what
24:32
a fucking legend. Wagon wheels were the Internet of the nineteenth century. Really,
24:38
No, this winning corner copier is my star. Fuck you stuffed your
24:49
horn? What everybody does it. I can testify at the trial and gonna
25:02
be no trial. I felt sorry for it. You can take it back.
25:06
I'll be your trial. There will be no trial. There's definitely moments
25:08
where I'd hate to be in that situation where you know you're fucked and you
25:12
can't do anything about it, where you've fallen. Pray to rural justice.
25:17
Yeah, not fun. Apologies to our rural listeners. You're probably abide by
25:22
the rule of law and don't kill people with pitchballs. So there's moments like
25:26
Robbably, we watched The Equalizer three last night, and there's moments of this
25:29
kind of aspect in that those movies just get more and more. I was
25:33
like, oh my god, I'm watching a horror movie. Yeah, mccaull
25:38
is basically like Jason Boy. Yeah, I won't spoil anything, but when
25:41
that guy goes out the window. I said to Nikola The one thing they
25:45
do so well in these films that john Wick films don't do is they make
25:48
you hate the villains so much that you want them to see this happen to
25:52
them. John Wick first, the first one a Killity Dog Yip, so
25:56
bit by the end of it was just John Weiks going around killing guys were
26:00
trying to kill him. That was it. Yeah, I feel bad for
26:02
the Henchman than john Wick. Yeah, where this one here, I'm like,
26:03
these guys need to die. Yeah, and luckily they do. Sorry,
26:07
you're really a spoiler of Egalizer three. You know shit's going to get
26:11
equalized. Yeah, and it's so funny. So we watching it and nickol
26:15
and I just sit there the entire time going, oh, you're going to
26:17
be equalized. They are. I enjoy them more than john Wick. I'm
26:22
not gonna lie. I love john Wick, but I watched this and I'm
26:23
like, this is what john Wick should have been, I think. So
26:26
they're a bit more sort of down and dirty. Yeah good, yeah,
26:29
really good stuff. So if you've never seen the Equalizer of trilogy, do
26:30
it. I'm sad it's not gonna be another one, but they're doing a
26:33
prequel trilogy apparently I would if they do a prequel with be Jordans apparently gonna
26:37
be playing him, Well, get John David Washington, get his son.
26:40
That'd be cool. Who's a really good action star. I mean, he
26:42
did a great job in Tenant. So yep, I'll be all for it.
26:47
Let's do it. Yeah, let's make it happen. Let's write it
26:48
ourself. And also let's do a sequel to Tenant with Denzel Washington playing his
26:52
son's character in the future, and and better sound quality and better and so
26:59
you can actually hear that what people saying. But Homer sees the thing for
27:00
the maze, the corn maze. Bet you can't solve our maze. He
27:03
gets offended by this and he's going to leave, and then walks into the
27:06
maze, apparently with the family. Anyway, I didn't. I thought that
27:07
was kind of funny that, yeah, oh screwed this maze. I wait,
27:11
yeah, it's funny. They're all in the maze. He throws Lisa
27:15
to try and find himself. If it's lost in a maze. I've been
27:17
lost in the maze once and it was fucking infuriating. Was a hedge maze?
27:22
I've been in a few hedge mazes, and I don't think I've ever
27:23
got lost, but I think at some stage I was like, I don't
27:27
think I'm going to go into any more hedge mazes. I'm just bored of
27:30
this. It would be embarrassing. Well, I we did it on our
27:33
honeymoon. I said to Nicola, We're wasting so much time in this thing.
27:37
This isn't fun anymore. We could be doing stuff that people do on
27:38
a honeymoon. We could be doing each other trying to get out of the
27:42
hedge maze. So that yeah, they're stuck. Then they march, just
27:48
splitting up. I wasn't a fan of this next bit either, the whole
27:51
Homer thinking that she means the marriage, and he gets goes on and on,
27:53
and then he's like, before I met you, I had friends and
27:56
dreams and it's just whatever. Some of these jokes just go on too long.
27:59
Hundred and Yeah. So Homer then tries walking trying to just tries walking
28:04
walking through walking through us right the electrified fence. Yeah, it doesn't end
28:07
well for him, and he says, how come things having stupid people keep
28:11
happening to me? I feel like that's one of those things that they thought
28:12
was funny in the rider's room. But it's not funny. That's just a
28:18
thought that we have in our head. I felt when we're watching this,
28:21
I felt like the why can't I have free money? Trying to recapture that.
28:25
Yes, but the kids then they used Tremos algorithm. I want to
28:27
say it was Tremo's algorithm to get out of the maze. So but anyway,
28:32
Marge, Lisa, and Bart have all escaped. It's now nighttime.
28:34
Homer are still stuck in the maze. He's starving and since there's no corn
28:37
holders, he won't into the corn. Then the police arrive. They bring
28:41
Officer Jaws to help, but she's recently had some puppies, so she's now
28:45
not going to be able to help. And we can suggest a puppy party
28:47
in his place. And then Bart says, oh, he just calls down
28:49
a little help. Whos apparently just in the car for whatever reason. Yeah,
28:53
with the windows up, Yeah, slightly down but not much. Yeah,
28:57
it looked like that dog was not happy to be in Like, oh,
29:00
actually the dogs Yep, he got out to the hole in the floor.
29:04
Yeah, almost keep a window cracked and little Bowler or the window was
29:07
cracked, Okay, yeah slightly, but he's trying to get out the window
29:11
at first and could I'm glad someone didn't get fired for that blunder. But
29:14
he goes out through the hole in the car floor and then they've randomly just
29:17
got a home's backpack. Now I'm like, where did this backpack come from?
29:21
No one's holding it a second ago. They find his sports br in
29:23
there, and he sniffed the scent and then he goes through I've got doom
29:27
style. That's what it felt like, playing like a nineties first person Yeah,
29:30
I felt very first person shooter. Yes. And what was another one?
29:33
Quake was another one I used to play with my friends. Quake,
29:37
Doom an the others, you weren't really much of a game. They were
29:40
not really No. Once I defeated Goro in Mortal Combat, that was it.
29:42
That was it. I retired undefeated. Missus. Kay's in the maze
29:47
making out of somebody. Barney's there, drunk Stephen Hawking. He escapes by
29:51
just going up in his in his wheelchair. I won't know how they got
29:53
I mean not I know how they got Stephen Hawking. I mean they probably
29:56
got him on speed Daran saying, hey, did you enjoy being on it
29:59
last time? Do you want to be on it again? It's like,
30:00
how did they think of Stephen hooking for this particular thing? Do they get
30:03
in touch and say you want to say a line? Just one line?
30:06
Yeah? Weird. He's been on like four times now, The Simpsons.
30:10
I feel like by this point, Yeah, it's always nice to see him.
30:11
He finds the dog, finds Homer writing out what you think it's gonna
30:15
be as well? But it's his oscar picks. Oscars are coming up very
30:18
soon, aren't they. I think it's next week next week? Yeah,
30:21
who's your pick for best actor? I'll see if you're right, I'm gonna
30:25
say Killian Murphy for Roppenheimer. It's gonna win everything, isn't it? Probably
30:29
but deservedly sounds a good movie. Yeah, Yeah, it's good. That's
30:30
pretty good, quite good. Quite, you can do it. I can
30:33
borrow you four K by the way you do, because I'm like, we're
30:36
gonna watch this movie. I've got to watch it, and at least four
30:37
K because it appeared on the subtitles, because it's Christopher Nolan movie. Yes,
30:44
and it appeared on Amazon Prime and I cooked it. I was like,
30:45
you can rent this for nineteen ninety five and not paying twenty dollars to
30:48
rent this movie? Ew crazy. The said as little help with drag SOMEB
30:52
to safety. And then the police are now just randomly back again because I
30:56
thought they left for a puppy party. Anyway, they're there and he he
31:00
suggested he should become a police dogar they suggest it, and then Home eventually
31:03
agrees for that to be allowed to happen. We come back from commercial and
31:07
they're dropping Santa as little helper off at the Dog Academy, and we get
31:10
Bart's vision of what Santa's little helpers a robodog would look like. Kills Jason
31:14
Pinhead and the Maths Book, and I always like a good Pinhead Jason reference
31:18
pin Head doesn't get enough love. I don't think. No, we tend
31:22
to just use Jason. I think Jason Freddy and occasionally Michael Myers. Yeah,
31:26
I think in order it's probably gonna be yeah, Jason, very closely
31:30
followed by Freddy, then Michael Meyers, then probably Pinhead's no other top slash,
31:33
Yeah, what about troll Candyman Candy Here was a weird one. It's
31:38
like I watched it again by a year ago and I was like, I
31:41
was so scared of this when I was a kid. Why he's more sort
31:45
of elegant than anything else, except when he's ripping you apart with his hook
31:48
that the hell Raiser films are pretty gruesome, the bit oh god, the
31:53
first two especially. I've watched it when I was about thirteen fourteen, I
31:56
was like, this is a bit skimmy for me. Yes, absolutely,
32:00
when they're getting the hooks pull them apart and stuff and not fun, not
32:04
fun at all. But yeah, so you've had the visions of but think
32:07
it's going to be great having sales little helper as a police dog. All
32:13
right, listen up. For the next two weeks, I'm going to be
32:15
your worst enemy. Except this Thursday is the fourth of July, so we'll
32:20
take Friday off as well. Well. I guess Wednesday, everybody's going to
32:22
be thinking about the long weekend. So now, what the hell, why
32:25
don't we just take the whole week off? Why did you let me do
32:30
that? We are so far behind. Then we get the montage of the
32:32
training and he yells at Loo for using slang terms like blowing cage and then
32:37
the graduation we have Rudy Giuliani and yeah, it's always weird scene. He's
32:40
got to pop up now knowing what we know in twenty twenty four, isn't
32:44
it, knowing that he's basically a Trump guy and a bit of a poof
32:49
According to that Second Boat movie, he would just never recover from doing that
32:52
speech at that that hardware store or whatever it was. Yeah, how does
32:57
that happen? I don't have this and how do you get to that moment
33:00
and go, well, let's just go with it. We're here now,
33:04
might as well you might as just keep driving. We don't want to appear
33:08
agist here at the forefinger of this can network because its quite frankly, I'm
33:12
old Dan. It's going to give me the boot in favor of Elliott any
33:16
day now. But at the same time, the reason that seats warm you
33:21
say that because he on it. But I think once you reach a certain
33:25
stage of your life, you should maybe try to bow out from public service
33:30
or take a step back at least, and maybe not face forward so much,
33:34
and maybe just to offer advice from the manipulate from behind closed, manipulate
33:37
from your high and also give the people that you were manipulating an opportunity to
33:42
say it's a terrible idea. A filter. But sat as a little helper
33:45
and lou are now driving on his first day, and he says it's not
33:49
gonna be easy. It's not gonna be like air Bud five Strong Arm of
33:52
the Poor like that, And there's a domestic disturbance and it's clear tos some
33:54
brandy and she's pissed off because he gave a pick a day of beauty.
33:57
That's correct. Have you watched an air Bud movie? I never have.
34:00
I never have. As well, I remember as a kid thinking this could
34:04
be fun, but I think I was too old to enjoy it. So
34:09
I don't think. I just don't think I bothered. I think I was
34:10
like I would have been like maybe twelve. When the first one came out,
34:14
I was like, this seems too kitty for me. This is the
34:15
little kids. Yeah, just it just seems like it was three years prior.
34:17
I probably would have watched it. Have you ever seen it? I've
34:20
never seen an air Bud. Yeah, I know this seems a bit wacky.
34:23
A dog playing bars. It could be great. It's like five or
34:25
six. They obviously successful. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, when did the
34:29
first one come out? What do you think the first one came in?
34:30
I'm going to say sometime in the nineties nineties. You reckon air Bud the
34:35
first one ninety seven, so I mean, yeah, more than I never
34:38
did see that. It's bizarre how many of them are there. Now,
34:40
let's have a look. So like a air Bud series. But air Bud
34:45
is a Golden Retriever, Yes he is, yes, But so there's one
34:50
two. So there's snow Buddies, which is like a branch. So there's
34:53
one two like an extreme skier or something. There's yeah, I know,
34:58
this is just a husky. There there's buddies. There's Space Buddies. There's
35:00
Treasure Buddies. There's Spooky Buddies. There's Santa Buddies. These like Bud related
35:07
to all these different movies entirely. They all look the same. They're all
35:09
under the Buddies. That's the air Bud franchise. Santa Pause, Santa pause,
35:14
to realize that we're lightly mocking this. The team came up with air
35:19
bar is sleepy on a bit of money, surround my many beautiful ladies.
35:23
Oh yes, or many beautiful dogs. They haven't a real puppy party,
35:30
so we've got here. The franchise began a ninety seven with the theatrical release
35:32
of air Bud, followed by the release of air Bud Golden Receiver. Oh
35:37
what a title, what a name? High five that is so all up
35:43
the top. There are so many of these, all right, So air
35:47
Bud, then Airbud Golden Receiver. Then we had air Bud World, Pup,
35:52
air Bud Seventh Inning, Fetch air Bud, Spikes back air Buddies.
35:54
This does become the air Buddy series. And there's one, two, three,
35:58
four, five, six, eight, nine of those ten, eleven,
36:01
twelve, there's sixteen of these, Hutching and they were all within ninety
36:08
seven to two thousand and two. That's what a year. One a year.
36:13
For a little while ago, I was trying to be very, very
36:15
cynical, and I was looking at you know what always does well? Christmas
36:19
movies always do well on Netflix or any other stream or anything like that.
36:22
So Netflix is full of them now though, Yeah, like Christmas movie,
36:24
what when I come up with it? I had this idea called the Flight
36:28
before Christmas, where you've got like this top gun style pilot or no,
36:34
he was a commercial pilot or something, but now he's working for a crappy
36:37
airlines. Like I don't know exactly what happened, but he can't be a
36:40
drunk or something like that. But anyway, he kills somebody. Yeah,
36:45
he crashed a plane. Push me higher. I'm a pilot, That's what
36:51
I did. But it's like, you know, he's separated from his wife
36:58
and his son doesn't respect as much and never respects any son. Never respect
37:01
It's a really it's a liar, liar and play and then it gets a
37:07
a mysterious job off. Its like hey, it's one night's work, but
37:10
it'll be the best naughty life. And yeah, he basically has to go
37:15
work for Santa. It's like, well, yeah, I know you,
37:16
I know you think that I drop off all the president myself. One man
37:21
gotta do it himself, doesn't respect me anymore. I've got to have sand
37:25
I've got to have the Sanda squad. Yeah you know, and you're going
37:29
to be doing this thing. And yeah, basically he becomes out of the
37:32
Sanda squad. Dad, you're working for Senna. That's right, Well,
37:38
you're the greatest and yeah, it gets played every year. It gets played
37:43
every Christmas, and guy gets a check. I think when you see the
37:45
flight before Christmas, I was thinking like a love actually as drama of people
37:50
who are trying to catch the last flight before so they're not late for Christmas.
37:52
And it's all set in the airport. Let's do that. It's shenanigans
37:54
in an airport. Let's do that too. All right, we've got to
37:59
catch the last flight for Christmas again catching I'm surprised. Let's let's google the
38:07
flight for Christmas probably already a thing. The flight we'd be so sad of
38:09
it is. Oh helliet, Oh no, I just have to change the
38:13
title. The Flight for Christmas was a movie in twenty fifteen. What a
38:15
romance drama? Go to hell? It's fate ensures that Stephanie crestfallen after a
38:20
breakup, shares a room at a bed and breakfast with Michael, who plans
38:22
to wet his longtime lover, but the two end up getting spitten with each
38:25
other. What did they have to do with Christmas in the last flight?
38:29
Absolutely nothing. I'm not happy with that at all. Anyway, Airbud.
38:35
We now return to stop and my dog will shoot already in progress. I
38:38
thought that was far more entertain than anything elseaw on this episode. I kind
38:43
of want to watch Airbud now just to see what the big who blas about.
38:45
We should we do it? We'll do an Airbud. Well, let's
38:50
katgu Kenny g I. Folks, if you were at all interested in hearing
38:58
when I talk about any of the Bud franchise, let us know. We
39:01
will listen to the people. It can't be as bad as snow dogs,
39:05
believe me. The Cuba goodings. Yeah, domestic disturbance is what's going on
39:09
to Cleaves and Brandy and she's annoyed that he's given a pig a day of
39:12
beauty and it sounds how he get shot here and I was like, oh,
39:15
I was like, I was like what what what? It felt so
39:17
bad for him and he got shot in the arm. Did he get shot
39:20
or was it ricochet and ricocheted off? But it's still the bullet hit him.
39:22
That's a fleshure. The movies have done wrong biasince that, you know,
39:28
oh, a fleshment. Oh well, oh you'll get over that.
39:30
It would just write I remember really somewhere, Yeah, that's some cops it's
39:36
like, yeah, I got shot and it was a PLEASURENT and bucket hurt.
39:40
You know when you stub your toe, that fucking hurts. I did
39:46
like the call back though, when they call for backup and the dolphin arrives
39:49
because the dolphins at each other of me. Yeah. Then Bart tries taking
39:52
the cat for a walk. It's not going to happen. He misses his
39:54
dog. He has to eat his own homework. I didn't mind that.
39:57
I thought that was a pretty eat your own homework. Then he's at the
40:00
bar and it's called the mug shot the bar again, also not unfunny,
40:05
except maybe the sign is a bit Yeah, if I have the payoff though,
40:08
of easy their pat we just started a shift. But he's always sad
40:14
and will help his PTSD from being shot and first dame and the job wasn't
40:16
wasn't wasn't good at all. Then Wigham calls him on his walkie talking with
40:21
an eight six to six in progress at the park and they make fun of
40:23
us walkie talkie at the at the bar and it's the bully's trying to buy
40:28
steroids because they want to get jacked and he wants to. He's nerds.
40:30
He wants to shred his shrivel shrivell is nerds. Yes, yes, and
40:35
that's all they need to hear. If they go to arrest them and nobody
40:37
freezes, might as well yell run. I say this to Nick, and
40:39
I'm like, why do they do they have to say FBI? Open up?
40:43
Like do they have to say we're the police? I think you have
40:45
to announce your presence because it's like when you just grab them, like if
40:51
they are if they are wanted criminals, are the FBI not allowed to just
40:54
grab them and arrest them without saying, here's the FBI. Here's a chance
40:58
to run away before we cad you the It may will be some legal loophole
41:00
whereby these people did not announce themselves as law enforcement. I thought that I
41:07
was being attacked by another criminal. It just seems like a loophole that shouldn't
41:10
exist. It should be if you're a bad guy and the cops can grab
41:13
you, they should just grab you. You shouldn't given it, but you
41:15
should presumed innocent until you shouldn't given a headstart. It just it just seems
41:22
weird time you watch a cop shows like FBI Stopped, it's like they're never
41:24
gonna stop. They're gonna run every time. Yeah, which is what they
41:28
do here. I guess, so, well, well, what did they
41:30
say, you're giving help to scorn? A young man sat his little help
41:34
with her. He chases snake up the playground. I don't think this would
41:36
necessarily hurt all that much. He's about three feet off the ground, but
41:37
he falls into the sand. Maybe Jery covers him in sand. And the
41:42
duck eats some steroids and grows some big legs when out in the court room,
41:45
And this is sort of just playing up how a cop catches a bad
41:46
guy and they get off due to a technicality, and they're just like,
41:51
it would be infuriating, Oh, if your job is to stop the bad
41:53
guys, and the bad guys get to a technicality and on the way out
41:55
they sort of rub it in your face. Oh, they say, let's
42:00
start a law and order with his becoming every law and order the police,
42:07
the police will investigate crimes, and the district attorney officer do whatever? Do
42:13
you always giggle when they say the word heinous. Oh, you're gonna gig
42:15
every time, nicol always, especially Hanus Nicholas, because it's in the genus
42:22
or something. I said exactly the same thing with Piclarly, we're the s
42:24
VU because it's sex right, especially heinous and giggle every time I thought this
42:32
is what it sounds like, dubs cry because I thought it was just me.
42:37
That's I thought it was nic Do you think I made dick wolf?
42:42
Yeah? Probably actually thought it was like. They're probably gonna think so many
42:45
couples are gonna have a little in joke because of this. They're gonna they're
42:47
gonna bond over this show because the word you said, the word aus heinous,
42:52
I should say. But then Lou drops off sands Helpe's still angry and
42:57
he's pissed off, and he bites Bart. We come back in Sands Helpers
43:00
now tied up our back, and Hamas says he's gonna want to bite us
43:02
all. He's got a taste for meat. Now he is slave to his
43:05
succulents. He knows that I taste best, and Wigham says he needs to
43:07
learn how to channel his stress and his pressure. I mean, being a
43:09
cop, I couldn't do it, mate. I've seen friends of mine become
43:13
cops and it changes them. They are not the same person. They were
43:16
I hear this as well. Yeah, I had one of my friends who
43:20
had to attend a fire where children passed, and he's just never been the
43:23
same. He's never He's not the same person. Oh dear, Yeah,
43:27
not good. So I can completely understand this. But Wickham says that he
43:30
does it by channeling, by knitting violent imagery, which is I believe was
43:35
the Bird Killing album. Yeah, like itching scratchy style March just they should
43:39
send the dog aways is a dog, not Grandpa, and Liza suggests they
43:45
could have him retire and just bark novelty Christmas songs, but he sings the
43:49
wrong song, sings Dredel but then tries the frisbee game. It's not working,
43:52
and Homer then chases it like a dog and barks at flanners like a
43:57
dog, And yeah it because Homer is just really that stupid sat as.
44:02
Little Helper's not gonna be living with lou And as I said, I was
44:05
a fan of shakel Did we get the poodles now? No we didn't,
44:07
but she would just love him. You can live with me now because because
44:13
only cops understand cops. Hello, want a party tonight or not tonight?
44:16
Shaq Kell I'm hanging out with my new roommate. Oh my god, a
44:21
police dog. I have a friend who would love him. Okay, but
44:31
just remember they don't love us. They just love the uniform. All right.
44:36
Now, who's going with Who? Is that Trust McNeil doing that chackal
44:39
voice. Hmm? I think it was yeah, let's find out because but
44:45
yeah, I just love the way the button of who's going with who?
44:49
Shakkel Simpsons, I'm gonna say, trust mc neil, I'm gonna find out.
44:52
Oh Shall apparently starts with a C, not an S, but the
44:53
subtitles had s. Really yeah, she is voiced by Trust McNeil. Indeed,
44:59
yes, but yeah, so but now sounds little helpers living with Lou
45:02
Essentially, that's the whole point of that scene. And at the pet shop
45:05
the family since his family is looking for a new pet, and Bart says
45:07
he wants a snake, which costs five dollars a foot. Here comes wise
45:10
guy. Yes, he comes a wise guy, but again the joker cutting
45:15
out the snake. It's in the next scene he has a tail. I
45:16
was like the jokes, I'm not sure if that's how snakes work. No,
45:21
it's a it sounds like a funny joke, but then to actually show
45:23
them cutting out the next scene he has a tail again is whatever the books
45:28
say that the manual for owning a python, they say, don't name it
45:30
because they've got poor hearing. And then he lived a strangle and then it
45:34
straggles, strangles Homer. These ones here, the whole strangling thing. They
45:38
become uncomfortable when they change color. Oh yeah, absolutely, it's like this
45:42
isn't it makes me comfortable to watch? It's weird. Yeah, I mean
45:46
the usual choking that we've seen of hom rebarred. It's it's comical, comic,
45:52
it's comical, and yeah, it doesn't really feel like choking so much.
45:54
It's just like grabbing and shaking, which is we don't recommend either for
45:58
children. But yeah, when it's like, oh no, they're actually cutting
46:01
off the airs of like, oh boy, that's no good, and you
46:04
can yuck it up by saying I'm okay. So that's one of the worst.
46:10
And so that's the endings of any scene like that, when you know
46:15
there's just been carnage or terrible catastrophic injury. It was support of having the
46:19
Carnegie It's okay. Shot after it works maybe one time out of one hundred.
46:23
Yeah, I can't think of any but it Show and Tell at school
46:27
and Martin There's trained his rabbit to hop in tempo to missus Msoski's Yeah,
46:32
that was just but see it was too deep a reference for the But but
46:37
I didn't know that that song was called Pictures an Exhibition because that's a very
46:40
popular classical tune, Pictures at the Exhibition. Yeah, I just never need
46:45
the title of it. Yeah, I did like to here's some hip hop
46:46
that we can all get down into, and that he's been eaten by strangles
46:52
and but makes joke here to K, don't ask to show if you can't
46:55
need to show, you can't handle the towel. She then tries to joke
46:58
in return and doesn't work. I thought that this is a Skinner moment,
47:00
not a Missus k moment. Yeah, and the whole bit with Nelson as
47:05
well, going yeah, let's just get educating. I don't know what the
47:08
point of that bit. None of these, none of these lines fit the
47:12
characters who are speaking them. It was bizarre. But then the pet,
47:16
the snake escapes, so she rings the various of the pedal arm escape pedal
47:21
arm, but they have drunken grounds keeper was one. I think bomb threat
47:23
was another, and that just regular fire. Okay. Sad as little helper
47:28
then finds Bart's frisbee in the locker. He's trying to tell them that he
47:30
wants to go butt back to Bart. This is again here we've got an
47:34
issue with this, not not a big issue, but Wigham says he's got
47:36
to get over it. Blah blah blah blahlah. They have a big argum
47:37
about shamrock shakes and all this other shit right the ways about a minute talking
47:40
about shamrock shakes anyway. Then Strangles gets into the lab and he sees the
47:45
mouse, which he thinks is a mouse, which I thought, yeah,
47:46
funny, and he starts eating the well, knocks the ethanol and the nutric
47:50
acid off, which you don't make makes yep. He tries to eat the
47:52
computer. We get Clibby again. I like that. But then as the
47:57
gas seeps into the hall, the police scream, but basically we get the
48:00
dog going in to find Bart, right, and Wigan goes, don't worry,
48:04
lou, He's not using his nose. He's searching with his heart now
48:06
and It's like, didn't you just tell him to get over bart and now
48:09
you're the one saying, no, Lou, let him go. He loves
48:12
it, he loves the loves the boy. You just spent so much time
48:15
wasted of we can justifying why he shouldn't, you should get over it,
48:20
And then the very next scene he's the one saying no, Lou, let
48:22
him go. Find him. It doesn't didn't work. It just doesn't make
48:27
sense to know, and not to me now that you put it that way
48:30
from a continuity perspective. Mainly, I was just sort of hypnotized by Lou's
48:34
popeye forearms that way. I'm pretty sure they have been. Yeah, pretty
48:37
big, but bigger than his bike steps. That's weird. Yeah, maybe
48:42
what does Skinner have the kids line up in? It's the some of the
48:45
total then it was going to be weight, which you couldn't do. Yeah,
48:49
and some total of the letters in your last name, if each letter
48:52
is assigned a numeric value according to its place in the alphabet. And I've
48:55
got here. I've spent way too long trying to get the words this because
49:00
Freankiak doesn't work for season eighteen, kill me? Oh for real? No
49:02
stop the season seventeen. Frank, Yeah, we need you. I need
49:09
you be time a nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Because when I'm
49:13
trying to find the clips to edit into this show, as Z, that
49:15
would have to as well. Now it's as you got a Frankiak type of
49:19
quotes, It's like, oh, it's on that part of the audio.
49:21
I'm trying to find it now just by memory. Not fun, make it
49:24
of the Simpsons. You're making the making of the Forefinger discount podcast a little
49:30
harder than it should be. Frank Yak. If you're listening, please continue
49:32
on from season seventeen. But they run outside and yeah, it's a deadly
49:36
toxic cloud. Bart selling the school sounds we'll have it, goes back in
49:38
to save him and basically he wakes up. He passes that, wakes up,
49:43
and he's got the dog and the snake and it's to choose between them
49:45
and you can't and you're gonna have more than one pet. You're jerk,
49:47
exactly. Yeah, so it leaves the stake to die. But you just
49:52
like, what did he grab the snake and get out? Anyway, Well,
49:55
apparently the gas is gone. Now go into rescue Bart and then we
50:00
have them just no gas anymore and they're just having a little moment with the
50:05
three of them, So don't ask questions, but I like to ask questions.
50:08
So he ends up going with sounds, little helper, and the snake
50:12
says, if because you're back, don't if he leaves you again, don't
50:14
come you back? Who are kidding? Always can be there for you.
50:15
Blah blah blah. That made you feel sad for the snake very much.
50:19
So yeah, but he's basically he's a dog again. He's not going to
50:22
be a police dog anymore, and our strangles is sad but really puts him
50:27
in the hoseholder and we get that'll do, snak, that'll do. Don't
50:30
you dare steal Babe's closing line. No, what a line that is.
50:34
It's a great line. Yeah, great movie, babe, But anyway that
50:37
is, uh, stop or my dog will shoot. An episode that raises
50:40
many questions that will never go answered, certainly not by us. I thought
50:45
Lou was the MVP of this episode, and we're going to be honest.
50:47
He had the lines that I enjoyed the most. And yeah, I just
50:51
think Lo's interaction with sad As will Helper was the moment I enjoyed the most.
50:55
I think, I must admit, yeah, I was very happy to
50:59
have Lou a bit more front and center. So I never really spent a
51:01
lot of time getting to know Lou, not just being the butt of jokes
51:05
from Wigan. It seems like a good guy. Yeah, I'm sick of
51:07
having the cops always arguing with each other. This is silliness. What do
51:10
we learn bomb? What do you learn from the episode, mister Davis?
51:14
If anything, I learned the name of pictures at an exhibition. I genuinely
51:17
learned that. I learned that you should be very careful which public figure you
51:24
have as a cameo or guest role on The Simpsons, because twenty years down
51:30
the line, it might just come back to budget in the butt from forward,
51:34
your names will be new names. Mister Davis. Oh, should we
51:37
have a look at the leader board? We should have look at the leader
51:39
board. There's only a few episodes left, so I feel like our man,
51:43
mister Phillip J. Maybe clawing away, but we shall find out.
51:45
But the current leaderboard stands at this in first position. We have Philip J.
51:50
Hawgen's on twenty five points, Kyle muldoon on seventeen points, Luke McKay
51:52
on sixteen points, so Philip J is currently eight points ahead. Let's see
51:58
if some of our friends like ck McKay and Carl muldoon can get a little
52:01
closer. Okay, then one point goes to poor patrol. Patrol be there
52:08
on the dubble. That's Justin Williams with the one point. So you're lucky,
52:14
by the way, You're lucky that Allie's not doing this because that would
52:16
be three points in his regard. That's poor patrol, and that put him
52:20
on ten points. Now Justin Williams, Well, I'm justin very right position.
52:23
Two points goes to rough Hour. Well, I like that Rush Hour
52:29
I've never seen is it worth watching? They're not too bad. There's a
52:31
really funny blooper in the blueper Real is really really good? Wa wash on
52:36
YouTube recently? Is it the second? I think it's from Rush Hour to
52:38
maybe wash Out too? Yeah, where Chris Taker keeps calling him Jackie or
52:43
Chan. No, it's Jackie Chan trying to he says a word in English
52:45
incorrectly, say cheese, but he's saying he says freeze. Is that a
52:50
cheese or something. It's worth watching it. It's hilarious. There's a there's
52:53
one in in Rush Hour two where Chris Tuker the character Jackie Chan's characters name
53:00
is Lee, but Chris keeps calling him Chan or Jackie, and John John
53:06
cheelers in the in the scene as well, by all means, by all
53:09
accounts quite as professional. And after about five takes of Chris Ducker just blowing
53:14
this, she just blows. The man's name is Lee. I've founded by
53:19
the way, it's he arrives. He's supposed to say freeze, but he
53:21
goes geez and he doesn't get what He's like, what are you laughing for?
53:25
Oh, I'll be a Jackie chance. So that's two points to Steve
53:30
roberts Well on Steve puts him on eight points. Steve was probably waiting,
53:35
but it's like, that's mine. I say my name, my name,
53:38
saying my name, give me, give me my two points, give him
53:40
my prop and three points goes two. Pups and Robbers, Pups and Robbers,
53:49
And this year's winner is Philip J. Hawkins. Oh my god.
53:53
Again we need to reiterate every week done blind is done blind? Yeah,
54:00
all right, Well, Philip Jay is now in twenty eight points. He
54:01
ain't going to be losing that title. It's that makes the last two weeks
54:05
kind of redundant now, doesn't it. But you can still get in the
54:07
wild card draw, Yes, we can the wildcat get what's the wild card
54:10
prize? I will decide. It's surprise you'll get one. It's a surprise.
54:19
Damn. That's just coming up with the winners this time, this time
54:22
around twenty eight points of Philip J. Colmill doing seventeen, McKay on sixteen.
54:25
I wonder if lut McCay and Cole won do bother putting your new names
54:28
next week. It's all about, yeah, you want to be second at
54:30
least, right, Oh yeah, second, second comes right right, first,
54:32
Yeah, silvera's a pretty nice metal to have. As we say when
54:36
kids, seconds, the best, and third is the one with the hairy
54:37
chest. As we say, first, the worst, second, the best,
54:40
third one the hairy chest. They also say it's a man's obligation to
54:43
stick his generation. They do. Indeed, Yes, if you check out,
54:45
let's go down the south FUK you'd be well aware of that. Here
54:52
all right, it is male bad time right now. First question, from
54:55
our man Andrew JP. What's your favorite dog themed live action movie? But
55:00
not the silly ones with talking dogs? So let's take air Bud out of
55:01
the equation. Does Ab actually talk? I don't know, but I'm that's
55:06
live action, though, is it not? So AB could be? In
55:09
an answer to this question, none of us have seen it, there,
55:12
Bud. I loved a movie called Homeward Bound when I was a kid,
55:15
but it was called an Incredible Journey, I believe in the States. Now
55:19
are we obsessed with that movie? When? Is it similar to Milo and
55:22
Otis in that it's two mismaged animal pals on a on a one trip together
55:27
and that has a movie I and Jodal as a kid and now look back
55:29
and go, oh they went through so many milos and so many otors.
55:31
Yeah, not good. Throwing cats off cliffs, throwing a cat in front
55:36
of a band of seeing what would happen? Hmmm, not fun. Putting
55:39
a cat into a box and putting it into a stream and just letting it
55:42
go. Oh damn. Yeah, like when that cat's me out, he's
55:45
not acting. He thinks he's gonna die and probably did die. Not good
55:49
at all, but Homeward Bound is a lovely Disney made film Malos not Disney
55:53
film about three pets. We have a not what the kind of do they
55:58
cain't look like a staffy, but they got the patch on it. I
56:00
got the dog in Little Rascals, Yes, I know the dog. Yeah,
56:04
a Golden Retriever and a Burmese cat. Anyway, they so, the
56:08
eldest son has the I think Shadow was his name was, the Golden Retriever.
56:13
He's like the old, wise dog of the family. And then the
56:15
young the middle aged boy has the patch, you know, the wild dog,
56:20
and the girl has the cat. They move house or something happens,
56:22
and the animals think they've been left behind u something, and they go to
56:24
try and find the family. They go on an incredible journey and our Homeward
56:29
Bound. You can't accuse it of false advertising. No, no, this
56:34
is great. I won't spoil the end, but the end is one of
56:37
the most feel good moments of your ever experience. Well, anything that's got
56:40
animals in it, have you ever seen it? No, fu themselves.
56:44
It's great. It's when it comes to animal movies where the animals can talk
56:47
but humans can't understand them. It's that vibe. It's I haven't watched it
56:52
for a long time, but I loved it when I was a kid.
56:53
Are you familiar with the Benji movies. I have never seen them. Oh,
56:57
I think I did enjoy when I was younger, but like a lot
57:00
of younger yeah, I mean, Benji was a really big deal when I
57:02
was growing up, to the point where I think we had like a school
57:05
excursion to see a Benji movie. Ok, you know, and Benji was
57:07
this delight from Skippy was big. Skippy was also big, but that's Kippi.
57:13
You understand that. Touching up, what what's your favorite live action dog
57:17
movie? I'm probably very partial to Turner and Hooch. I thought you were
57:22
going to go that. I thought you were either going to go with that
57:25
or Maley and Me. I've been told don't watch it because you'll you'll hate
57:29
the ending. You'd be too sad. Yeah. I was sort of bracing
57:31
myself for the emotional devastation by the end of Marley and Me. No,
57:38
it's this is sad, but not super sad. I felt a little more
57:44
sad at the end of Turner and Hooch. Not to spoil, but you
57:47
can watch it be. So what about Oh Ball I thought was a very
57:53
cute dog in a very Australie movie called Oddball. I've heard Red Dog is
57:59
great, Red Dog's pretty good. Then there's Red Dog True Blue, which
58:02
is alright as well. Okay, yeah, but I think Turner and Hooches
58:07
that's a big that's the most popular one. That or Canine. Well,
58:12
I don't know which came what, but like Cano feels like it's it's running
58:15
the coat tails of Turner, who it's roughly. At the same time,
58:16
it's very much an again deep in back style situations, an answer to Bug's
58:21
life, like you're making the same movie too a fuck some so much money
58:24
and there's already paid Jim Blues Tom has no hard bo but Turner Hoo's probably
58:36
my favorite live action dog movie. A couple more questions, David Mitty,
58:42
did you ever know anybody with an exotic pet? An exotic pet? I
58:47
know I did know someone with a snake when I went to primary school.
58:50
He had a snake or his older brother had a snake, and I was
58:52
always unsettling going to his room, like the snake to probably get out of
58:55
there, but it really wanted to I'm a little scared be playing like video
58:59
games looking over my shoulder the entire time. What sort of snake though,
59:01
I mean, it wasn't a python, but it was it looked I don't
59:05
know what type of snake. It was rember. It was brown and had
59:07
a yellow on it, and so it was at a big snake, like
59:09
a thick snake, because some just look muscular. I feel if it was
59:14
like fat, I feel like, yeah, it's just getting weird. It
59:17
was so long, but just laing there. I had to touch it.
59:22
But when he had it out right, it was he was so happy with
59:28
himself. You should have seen the look on his face. It would have
59:30
been at least I want to say three ft long. It was pretty long.
59:34
Yeah, big one. Yeah. I think I also knew someone had
59:36
a snake, and more than I mean, I wasn't so much worried about
59:40
the snake. I was more thinking, I think you just got the snake
59:43
for clout, I think you got the snake. It's like when overcompassated for
59:46
something quite possibly. I mean, yeah, an amate of psychologist, because
59:51
I have filled it with why you've got a snake? I wasn't like so
59:54
much, Wow, this person's really interesting. It is like this person wants
59:57
me to think they're interesting. Yeah, Josh Hallier Hamilton, have you ever
1:00:01
had any run ins with the law. Let's move along, shall we?
1:00:06
I just move along? So Andrew Swamp based on the Mays plot. Curious
1:00:08
if guy I've seen the movie in the Tall Grass and what he thought about
1:00:12
it? I know this one that this is either a Stephen King original or
1:00:15
based on a Stephen King's story. Sounds like Children of the Corners horror movie?
1:00:19
Is it not? Or yeah? It is? Okay? Believe starring
1:00:22
Patrick Wilson from the Conjuring movies and the Equaman film. I was twenty nineteen
1:00:28
okay on the Netflix. Yeah, I've yet to see it. My apologies,
1:00:32
I'll get it. I'll get that. It's only you have to apologize.
1:00:36
I don't think it's done anything wrong, all right. Everything. A
1:00:42
brother and sister enter a field of tall grass to rescue a boy, but
1:00:45
they soon realize they cannot escape in Something evil looks in their grass. That
1:00:47
sounds fun. Get thrown up in the air? Where are we? It's
1:00:52
like it reminds me of cheapest creepers. That's horror franchise. I don't feel
1:00:55
like it's enough love. I really love the cheepest creepers films what they were,
1:01:00
I do as well. Unfortunately the dude who made them turn out to
1:01:02
be a child blister. No shit, yeah you may have told me that.
1:01:06
Actually, yeah, that's hard to enjoy, it doesn't it. It
1:01:08
does a bit, because yeah, because these are really good horror movies.
1:01:14
Yeah, it's a shame. So one more question here and we shall move
1:01:17
on. We have got all right here comes from Ian Ashley. Rank the
1:01:24
following dogs in order of who you'd most likely go for a pint with.
1:01:29
Snoop Dogg, the Road Dog, Jesse James, who was a wrestler,
1:01:31
and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Okay, then I don't really know Road Dog.
1:01:37
He'd be my three anyway as well Snoop Dogg. I'm not gonna drink
1:01:39
what I'm gonna smoke up, okay, And so I guess it'd be Dog
1:01:43
the Bounty Hunter. Who do have more stories? Snoop dog or Dog the
1:01:45
Bounty Hunter. Dog the Bandig would have some great crime ladder stories like oh
1:01:49
you wouldn't believe this guy at court. But I feel like Snoop DOGG would
1:01:51
have great celebrity stories, but I think Snoop Dog would also have some hood
1:01:54
stories. Yeah, that's true. We forget that he's a gangster, correct,
1:01:59
because he's just become This was a cartoon carriag. Yeah, a bit
1:02:01
of an elder statesman. Yeah, see's recent marketing. He's I'm giving up
1:02:07
smoke. I've given up spoke because I'm baping instead of some time like oh
1:02:09
that's not cool, snooz snop, you're losing some street bed man. Because
1:02:15
we all kind of saw it coming. We were like, I just I
1:02:17
just pray it's not that, and then it came and we're like, oh,
1:02:22
you thought you were clever and you weren't. But that is our review
1:02:27
of stop Oh my Dog will Shoot the next episode from season eighteen. Oh
1:02:31
yes, twenty four minutes. You're gonna like this. I remember loving this
1:02:35
episode. I haven't watched it for a long time, but I'm going to
1:02:37
put my balls on the line and say you're gonna enjoy this one. He
1:02:39
literally put his balls on the line. It is literally just it is filmed
1:02:43
as if it's in real time. Episode of twenty four sweet and keep a
1:02:45
subvalent appear, isn't it. Yeah, two great reasons to tune in.
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