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The Spiral Explained · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous it's lala kent welcome to untraditionally lala.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back hello gorgeous we're here with untraditionally lala what
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  Speaker 2: makes lala untraditional her family and the dynamic welcome mom
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  Speaker 2: hi how are you we're good how are you i'm happy.
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  Speaker 1: Good hi tt hi um People were asking after last
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  Speaker 1: week's episode what my spiral was.
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  Speaker 3: Now mom's looking down.
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  Speaker 4: I was making sure I didn't have Himalayan salt on
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  Speaker 4: my shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Mom, what was my spiral about? I'd love to get
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  Speaker 1: your take on it.
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  Speaker 4: I think you were stressed that Easton was going to
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  Speaker 4: find his person and you'd be in the dust.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Eason finding his person doesn't mean I'm being left
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  Speaker 1: in the dust.
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  Speaker 5: It was a combination of shit, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Eason had told me the night before, hey, Dubai and
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  Speaker 1: I would like to go to the Glen tomorrow to
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  Speaker 1: have breakfast with you guys.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, excellent. And as a Virgo, I
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  Speaker 5: take that shit seriously.
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  Speaker 1: Then I wake up and I'm getting my kids ready
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  Speaker 1: to go to the Glen and... Easton's still snoozing away
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  Speaker 1: and says, we're not.
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  Speaker 5: Going to go. And I was like annoyed by it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I didn't need to be getting ready
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  Speaker 1: to go to the Glen today right now either. Also,
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  Speaker 1: it was a combination of multiple things. I was like, okay, this,
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  Speaker 1: and don't get offended by this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not offended at all.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. This is a random person. This is the second
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  Speaker 1: random girl Easton has brought into my home.
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  Speaker 3: With many more to come.
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  Speaker 4: Random in respect of we don't know her that well.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's what random means. That's what random means. Mom, random.
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  Speaker 4: Random seems really harsh to me. Random.
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  Speaker 3: It is harsh.
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  Speaker 5: She's a random woman.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. It's not to say that she wasn't lovely, but
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  Speaker 1: we don't know this girl.
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  Speaker 4: You could say a random, a lovely random girl.
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  Speaker 5: A lovely random girl.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm telling my mom this. I'm like, she's random.
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  Speaker 5: Do you understand?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I haven't even brought a person back to this
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  Speaker 1: house yet. And Easton, this is the second rando he's
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  Speaker 1: brought back. And my mom's like, well, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: think the difference is, Lauren, is, you know, men are more.
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  Speaker 5: Apt to be mass murderers and women aren't. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Lisa, good day.
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  Speaker 1: I understand, but like. It's still a person who we
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  Speaker 1: don't know who is coming to a place where my
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  Speaker 1: children lay their heads down and that I was spiraling on.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, also, this is my dog.
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  Speaker 1: This is my boy. He very well could find his
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  Speaker 1: person who lives in Dubai. What does this mean for
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  Speaker 1: me and my family? And no, Easton, this is very
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  Speaker 1: important for me to say because I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: a friend about my spiral and she legitimately asked me,
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  Speaker 1: do you not want Easton to find his person? It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't like, do you not want Easton to find his person?
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  Speaker 1: She was genuinely asking me this. And I said, of
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  Speaker 1: course I do. Easton deserves to find his person. Easton
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  Speaker 1: deserves to move in with a chick, have his love story,
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  Speaker 1: have children that are actually his. I want that for him.
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  Speaker 1: At the same time, that will be quite an adjustment
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be quite an adjustment for all of us. Of course.
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  Speaker 7: Because that's, I won't, I told you, Even me, like
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  Speaker 7: I'm very, I love my family. I told you guys
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  Speaker 7: that I feel off when I don't come in in
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  Speaker 7: the morning and see you guys. I feel off when
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  Speaker 7: we don't have our movie night. Or as you guys see,
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  Speaker 7: when I go back and play video games, how often
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  Speaker 7: do I come into the house for no reason? Just
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  Speaker 7: to make sure everyone's there. Yeah, no, I love my family.
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  Speaker 7: And I will say having her there, it was a
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  Speaker 7: big adjustment. And that's where I really don't think I'm
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  Speaker 7: ready for a relationship for everybody at wondering as well.
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  Speaker 7: We're on like a little, not talking right now, feeling
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  Speaker 7: my emotions. And I just like, it's weird. Like you
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  Speaker 7: doing all of that. I was like, I kind of like,
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  Speaker 7: I need my family. And that's where I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not ready for a relationship because I'm still skittish
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  Speaker 7: on this little sobriety road. And with what I have,
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  Speaker 7: I feel very confident in staying sober. So I, for me,
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  Speaker 7: it's going to be a huge adjustment. And it's going
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  Speaker 7: to be a special person that is going to have
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  Speaker 7: to take like to be put in there, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But by the way, I thought she was wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: She was amazing. It's just geographically fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Geographically, yes. But considering that she lives, you know, 17
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  Speaker 1: and a half hours away, you guys have seen each
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  Speaker 1: other a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Like you could very well make that work.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. And can I be honest?
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  Speaker 7: Another thing that really scares me is if, she were
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  Speaker 7: to uproot her life and come here and say, we
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  Speaker 7: try to make it work. The pressure that that would
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  Speaker 7: put me under, if it not working and just looking
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  Speaker 7: at her and being like, you uprooted your whole life
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  Speaker 7: to come here.
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  Speaker 3: And now I'm feeling a certain way. And then that's
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  Speaker 3: where I am a pushover.
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  Speaker 7: And I would just do it because I would feel
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  Speaker 7: so bad for that person that I would be unhappy
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  Speaker 7: for them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So that's where I'm like, I need to figure out
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  Speaker 7: who I am, what I want.
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  Speaker 3: And, Somebody who can fit in this little family.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Eason, when you find somebody, when I
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  Speaker 1: find somebody, it's inevitable the dynamic is going to shift. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to want to live in that back house,
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  Speaker 1: and she's not going to want to do that. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm certainly not going to, you know, want my mother
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  Speaker 1: to live, like, in the same household downstairs. Like, there's
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  Speaker 1: going to have to be a shift. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: a ginormous shift where everybody... goes into their own lives.
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  Speaker 1: But yes, it was funky for me having someone who
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  Speaker 1: I didn't really know at the house. Like I felt
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  Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable laying by the pool. That doesn't mean
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  Speaker 1: that I didn't like her.
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  Speaker 3: I thought she was amazing. No, it's just a different,
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  Speaker 3: it feels like you're at a public pool now.
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  Speaker 5: It was just a different energy.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, there's another person that's sleeping here
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  Speaker 1: and waking up here that It's lovely, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: know her.
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  Speaker 3: And I got nervous. Well, yes.
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  Speaker 7: And I will say we're a very open family and
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  Speaker 7: we just talk about anything and everything. And sometimes we
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  Speaker 7: have to make sure the people we're talking around are
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  Speaker 7: safe people as well. And she at the time is
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  Speaker 7: a lovely random girl. We don't know what if she
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  Speaker 7: was going to sell us. You know, there's just you
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  Speaker 7: feel a certain way.
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  Speaker 3: And you were, yeah. And I, just to let you know,
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  Speaker 3: I was feeling certain ways too.
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  Speaker 5: And it was just, but.
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  Speaker 7: Not because she would do, just like, it's a new person.
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  Speaker 3: You never know.
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  Speaker 1: It's very important that you know I want those things
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  Speaker 1: for you though. This was just the first person that
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  Speaker 1: you've talked to where I'm like, this could be something.
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  Speaker 1: And the dynamic is going to shift. And quickly I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking like, if he ends up like moving out
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 5: Like this phase is over.
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  Speaker 1: That means time has passed and like it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be different.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: That's why if you don't change, you don't age. So
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  Speaker 7: if we just continue to do this, time will never pass.
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  Speaker 5: But I want that for you. I want you to
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  Speaker 5: find someone.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you so much. And just to be honest, like
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  Speaker 7: there's never been a time where I'm like, my fucking
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  Speaker 7: family doesn't want me to find anyone. Like, no, I
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  Speaker 7: know my family wants like great things for me. And
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  Speaker 7: that's what's like, that's the other thing. When you guys
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  Speaker 7: are like talking to me about things, I'm not like,
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  Speaker 7: they don't want anything for me. I'm like, okay, they're
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  Speaker 7: seeing things that I'm not seeing because sometimes I'm like
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  Speaker 7: in this little love bubble and it's like, I need
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  Speaker 7: the 30,000 foot view.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You don't need to tell me. I have been there
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  Speaker 6: where I'm like, no, I'm marrying this guy. They're like,
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  Speaker 6: you've met him once. And I'm like, nope, marrying him.
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  Speaker 6: He's moving into the house. We're having babies. They're like,
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  Speaker 6: you don't know him. I'm like, don't care.
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  Speaker 5: Love him in love, in love.
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  Speaker 3: And then we're in the car. So did I tell
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  Speaker 3: you what a dickhead this guy is? Time was going
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  Speaker 3: to tell us.
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  Speaker 5: It certainly did.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, wow.
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  Speaker 4: You're both going to find your people.
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  Speaker 3: No, we will. We will. But it will take us.
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  Speaker 1: But that's going to be a shift, man.
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  Speaker 5: I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: After this situation, I realize I'm like, East is my
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  Speaker 1: fucking road dog.
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  Speaker 3: My homie. My homie. Best friend. Best friend. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: kidding you. I'm... I'm in a rock and a hard
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  Speaker 3: spot right now.
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  Speaker 7: Because I kicked– I really am glad that I did this.
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  Speaker 7: But when I was like 21, 22, I'd hang out
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  Speaker 7: with like 50-year-old dudes. I'd go to drinks with them
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  Speaker 7: after work and do things. And some of them were single.
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  Speaker 7: Some of them were not.
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  Speaker 3: And like I always held on.
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  Speaker 7: John Farron, my good friend, he told me too and
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  Speaker 7: I like hold on to it. He was like, get
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  Speaker 7: married because life gets lonely.
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  Speaker 3: And he was lonely.
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  Speaker 7: And he was very lonely. But then I'm like, all right.
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  Speaker 7: I'm in a pretty fun city. It's a lot of
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  Speaker 7: old people going out and about. Maybe I don't have
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  Speaker 7: to be lonely if I'm alone. There's a lot going
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  Speaker 7: through my mind right now, guys.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I like to say? It's easy to
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  Speaker 4: be alone when you're not alone.
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  Speaker 5: You want to know who said that to me?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 5: Was my ex-fiance's mother.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: And that stuck with me. Yeah. Like I can't, when
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  Speaker 1: I talk to my friends who are constantly looking for men.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Just be by yourself and figure out what you want.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, you will never understand because you go home
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  Speaker 1: to a full house. When I don't have my child,
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  Speaker 1: I go home and I am fully alone. And that
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  Speaker 1: was very eye-opening. And I'm happy that they said that
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  Speaker 1: because I do forget that my normal is completely different
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  Speaker 1: from everybody else's. I'm not constantly, when people are like,
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  Speaker 1: I just can't believe you haven't thought about dating. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, it has rarely crossed my mind until you
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  Speaker 1: just brought it up. And I feel like maybe I should,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm weird.
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  Speaker 7: No, our family is weird. We're like, no, we get
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  Speaker 7: up in the I don't even know how we still talk.
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  Speaker 7: And then all we do, it's not, so are you
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  Speaker 7: going to go on a date tonight?
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  Speaker 3: It's, we're all in the house for Game of Thrones tonight, right?
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  Speaker 3: I have plans. You're canceling them.
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  Speaker 7: I have canceled plans for Game of Thrones, guys. No,
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  Speaker 7: my favorite is when we go.
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  Speaker 5: We planned family night.
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  Speaker 1: And Easton's looking at us like, that's every fucking night.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I know, but this wasn't planned.
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  Speaker 3: We talked about it. I went to not scary farm.
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  Speaker 3: And it is an amazing thing if you're in the area,
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  Speaker 3: go for it.
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  Speaker 7: But next day, Sosa's birthday, my family looks at me
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  Speaker 7: and goes, you just like plan things on very terrible timing.
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  Speaker 1: You do.
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  Speaker 7: And I was like, yeah, I was the one who
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  Speaker 7: was like, hey, all of my friends, because I'm the planner,
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  Speaker 7: I plan things.
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  Speaker 3: No, I got a text that said we're going on
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  Speaker 3: this date and I didn't go.
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  Speaker 7: Have my two-year-old niece's birthday tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Can't make it, guys. What the fuck?
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  Speaker 7: Like, Lisa calls me at, like, 9. I had to
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  Speaker 7: take two Dramamine, so I didn't throw up. So it's
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  Speaker 7: been a couple rough two days. But Lisa calls me
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  Speaker 7: in the bitchiest fucking time.
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  Speaker 3: Because we had all the people setting up. We need
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  Speaker 3: to get up and start moving things.
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  Speaker 7: I get up, and within 20 minutes, everything that she's
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  Speaker 7: complaining about is done.
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  Speaker 3: And then she looks at me, and she goes, are
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  Speaker 3: we going to get ice? We need to get ice.
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  Speaker 3: We need to put all these out. I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 7: If I get ice right now, it'll be melted by
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  Speaker 7: the time the party starts.
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  Speaker 3: So just ease up, bitch. Ease up.
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  Speaker 4: Easton, the whole crew was out there setting up.
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  Speaker 3: And you had left.
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  Speaker 4: The whole crew. Dog poo.
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  Speaker 3: That was already cleaned. I had to clean up.
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  Speaker 4: I cleaned it up. So yes, it was.
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  Speaker 3: Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: I love you guys. This is excellent content.
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  Speaker 4: So you're welcome.
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  Speaker 5: She cleans up one turd.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: And then she followed me around and goes, Easton, there's
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  Speaker 3: another one.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I feel badly.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I need to back him up just
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  Speaker 1: from the weekend we had. Let me back him up.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I was good on poop duty.
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  Speaker 5: You both did great. You both did excellent work yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: She was the one that told me there was dog
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  Speaker 4: poo outside.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, Ethan, he's awake.
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  Speaker 4: She put me on it.
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  Speaker 3: There's a turd where they're trying to set food. Just
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  Speaker 3: to let you know, as.
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  Speaker 7: They set up, there were like three more just because
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  Speaker 7: Bernice was sitting there. She'd eat whatever would fall. She
• 12:36
  Speaker 7: went into the rocks and just went again and then
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  Speaker 7: went and begged. So I had to crawl in the
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  Speaker 7: rocks and pick.
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  Speaker 3: It up again.
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  Speaker 5: It's absolutely repulsive.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, those dogs protect us.
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  Speaker 4: I love those dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Those dogs are my everything.
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  Speaker 4: It's just poo. We pick it up.
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  Speaker 3: It's just poo. We pick it up barehanded, put it
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  Speaker 3: in the toilet, and flush it. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: No, you know what broke my heart, though? When I
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  Speaker 4: walked out yesterday, and there was a dead possum right
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  Speaker 4: in front of our.
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  Speaker 1: Niecy.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no. It was out in front
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  Speaker 3: of the gate. I think it fell out of the...
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  Speaker 3: It fell out of the tree? I think it fell
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  Speaker 3: out of the palm tree, like 30 feet. And it
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  Speaker 3: was so sad. Because it didn't look.
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  Speaker 5: How big was it?
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  Speaker 3: It was a baby.
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  Speaker 7: Can I be honest, Lauren? I think it was the
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  Speaker 7: one that was climbing out of the pool.
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  Speaker 3: Sad. Because it didn't.
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  Speaker 7: Look like he got hit by a car. There's like
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  Speaker 7: no blood anywhere. So it looks like it just hit
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  Speaker 7: and just died.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, I can't. We should build a trampoline around.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then where do I park? If I was there,
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  Speaker 3: it could have hit my car and survived.
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  Speaker 4: Well, last year, the squirrel fell out of the tree.
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  Speaker 5: That was a couple years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wondering if I can call the yard people and
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  Speaker 1: have them, but then how will they get past it?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. Like this. Here's the stump. And
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  Speaker 3: then you leave like a little gap like that. And
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  Speaker 3: then the net so they can crawl through. But then
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  Speaker 3: if they fall, they hit the net.
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  Speaker 1: They hit the net.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to have them build that.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have them build.
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  Speaker 3: That.
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  Speaker 4: We have seven palm trees. You can do it on
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  Speaker 4: all seven.
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  Speaker 7: I think we just let nature and mother nature do
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  Speaker 7: its thing. Here's how I look at it. We've lived
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  Speaker 7: here for three years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Two dead animals.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's not a bad go.
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  Speaker 5: An animal a year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God, I can't even talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: An animal a year.
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  Speaker 4: So sad.
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  Speaker 1: How'd you guys feel about Sosa's birthday party? I thought
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: it was.
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  Speaker 4: Epic. Epic?
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  Speaker 3: It was epic.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: It was epic.
• 14:23
  Speaker 7: Her party was epic and Delta's airline food is out
• 14:26
  Speaker 7: of this world.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Wait, what?
• 14:28
  Speaker 7: I said that party was epic and Delta's airline food
• 14:31
  Speaker 7: is out of this world.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: She's not hard to please.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, I get it.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: No, she loved Isa.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: She loved her. She carried her around this morning.
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: Just to let you know, her favorite gift is the cardboard.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, she's carrying it around right now.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: She kept walking over to make sure that she hadn't left.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: The cardboard cut out.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: She'd go, Isa, mommy.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Isa, mommy. And she'd walk around and point. Isa, like,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: she's still there. I'm like, yes, she's not going to
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: go anywhere. Cardboard cut out.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: No, it was great.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: I left her in the rocking chair last night.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Issa or your kid? No.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Miss Issa for us to go to bed.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: So she's just looking at her. Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: That'd be kind of creepy in the middle of the night.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: She loved it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: She loved it.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, just looking at a fucking room.
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: I said, Issa's gonna read you a story when I
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: started the thing.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: And she goes, Issa.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: And what if it just like started rocking with Miss
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Issa in there?
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Time to move.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: You're watching too much horror.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: She didn't even ask for La Bacalola last night. That's
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: how I'm into you guys. My daughter's obsessed with cows.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I'll put her in her crib and she will literally
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: La Bacalola, La Bacalola, La Bacalola, La Bacalola.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my God.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'll be
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: right back. She will not stop saying.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: It until the cow enters her crib and she sleeps
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: with it all night like this. She wakes up like that.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: And I go in at night to cuddle her just
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: like in the middle of the night. I don't know why.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: It's probably not great.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Do you get in her crib with her?
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: No, I get her out and she'll cuddle. Ocean looks
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: at me like this when I wake her up. She's
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: like sleeping with her eyes open. Sosa's fully awake and
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, She won't cuddle. She literally has to
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: have the cow with her at all freaking times. So
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: now if we have to bring that cardboard cut out everywhere,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to lose my mind.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: No, that can't happen. But she does need... How funny.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I had a blankie. She has a vacalola.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: But can I tell you what was so cute? Is
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: her boyfriend came to the party yesterday.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Yes. No.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: And they speak Spanish to each other.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: It's so cute.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: It's the cutest.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I thought the party was great all we had not
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: all we had i did um mexican food uh cynthia's
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: family makes the best they have like a business so
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: they have come every year for the past it feels
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: like more because we have two birthdays a year obviously
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: And then I did this like little merry-go-round type thing,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: soft play, a jumpy house with a ball pit that
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: had a slide. And then they did little lunch bags
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: that they could decorate.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: That was way cute.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Like stony clover type vibe. And I feel like everyone
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: stayed outside most of the time. Ocean played in the
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: playroom for a little bit, took some of her preschool
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: friends into her bedroom to dink around. But it like
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: warmed my soul to see all of them together. And
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: so it's having the best time.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: And the parents were all mingling.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the way that we set up the backyard is
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: actually really nice.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very nice.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: And picnic and pedal, they just crush it every single year.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: It's phenomenal.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It's just seamless.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: It really is. They come in, they set it up,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: they dip out.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: And now today, it's like there wasn't even a party.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Which is my most favorite because when I look around...
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: That's one thing where you're like very in the moment.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I start thinking about like all these plates. Oh my gosh.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Well, thank God for Joe as well.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Nick and Joe.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Joe is on it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: He asked me yesterday, where's the vacuum for me to
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: go upstairs? I was like, Joe, in the laundry room.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: No, he, Joe, you don't need, it's in the laundry
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: room though.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: No, it was great. The whole party was great. Everything
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: was amazing. We had leftovers.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I sat in the same seat for the whole party.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: That's a nice little area.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Though, back by that fire pit. Right? Got to see
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: the kids playing, throwing balls everywhere.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: You were in the shade.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: In the shade. I had my friends.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: It was fun.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: The only thing that made me sad is we had
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: the party so much later, so my gays weren't able
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: to come.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Leo had to work.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Logan was out of town on his annual birthday trip
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: with his mom in Fiji. So I did miss them
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: a lot. And the reason people were asking why I
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: was having her birthday so late, her birthday's on September 3rd.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: That's Labor Day weekend. Most people are traveling. Then the
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: following weekend, I didn't have Ocean, and I obviously wanted
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: her there to celebrate her sister's birthday.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: So that's what landed us on the 20th.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I thought they were asking why you had it so
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: late in the day.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, three to five, I was like, It's so
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: freaking hot in that backyard. They won't be able to
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: play on the soft play if the sun's beating down
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: It's so terrible, though, because we literally did it at
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: the hottest points of our life.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: No, because it was shady. At 3 o'clock, it was shade.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Even all the parents were like, perfect timing.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: I know, I'm just saying, from 3 to 5, 4
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: o'clock is the highest point of heat.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Well, because then they got their naps out of the way, too.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: And you feed them just in time to go home
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: and go to bed.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: And you ran them into the ground.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: And we ran them into the ground.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: And.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Monday is Yom Kippur, so no school. It's a win-win-win.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: It was like a win-win-win-win-win.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: It's like we had it on a Saturday.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Let's bop into some headlines. Traders Season 6 cast was announced.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: It's already Season 6?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: What's the new one?
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: It's just with regular.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Old people, right?
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, which I kind of like. I think that is
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: one that I will be tuning into. I tune into
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: all of them.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: So we have Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul's Drag Race, Bowman Martinez-Reed,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: content creator Bronwyn Newport from Salt Lake.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: What is she doing? She's on Traders? Yep.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Casey Wilson, who's an actress and comedian. Chloe Kim is
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: an Olympic snowboarder.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Chloe Kim?
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: She's dope.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Cody Simpson, singer-swimmer, Craig Conover. Southern Charms, very own, obviously.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Dominic Monaghan, Law Slash Lord of the Rings, Amira Despain,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Next Gen. My fave. Giselle Bryant from Potomac. I don't
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: know how to say this word. Is that an I? Ian?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Ian Sterling, Love Island narrator.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Or is it Ian?
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Jack Baines from Big Brother, Jana Craig,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Love Island USA, Joey Brazaday. The Bachelor. Johnny Sibley is
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: an actor. Kristen Chenoweth, who we all know, Broadway star.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: How many people?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: There's a lot. Michelle Fitzgerald, Survivor. Q Burdett, Survivor. Rachel Robinson,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: The Challenge. Rashad Jennings, NFL. Taylor Hale, Big Brother. And
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Whitney Levitt from Mormon Wives. This is a great lineup.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I can't say it's the greatest to ever exist, but
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: it's a good one.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: And you said Whitney Levitt? Yeah, from Mormon Wives.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Do you know her?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Well, no, she's just on that.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: Honestly, I like the way that she and I don't
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: know her husband's name. He's on Connor. He's on Dancing
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: with the Stars this year. But the way they're handling them,
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: he already got booted?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: No! I like him. I don't know if he's good
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: at dancing.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Obviously not.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Probably not. I don't know.
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: I just like the way they're handling themselves outside of
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: the Mormon Wives cast.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, go do your thing. Do your thing.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: There was a sad headline today.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very sad. Cindy Crawford's son, Presley Gerber, died at
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: 27 after entering rehab.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: The L.A.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: County medical examiner confirmed that he died at a rehabilitation facility,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: but the facility's name has not been publicly disclosed in
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: reliable reporting so far. Reports describe it has been in
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the Los Angeles area. One report says he was living
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: in a sober house setting on the facility's grounds. So
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: it's like an inpatient sober living.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Where they, so sometimes they'll put you from a rehab
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: center and then slow roll you into like real life again.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: So in a sober living, but it sounds like it
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: was on the same grounds. It also says a call
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: was dispatched to Santa Monica revealing that first responders were
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: responding to an overdose at the address. And apparently he
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: went into cardiac arrest right before he passed. So sad.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's tragic. Tragic.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Are you going to cry?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, mama. Here's a tissue.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: She hasn't been the same since Real Housewives of Salt Lake.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: It's really getting to me.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: What is?
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: People losing their kids.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't think there's anything sadder than that.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: I could never imagine burying a child.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: You're not supposed to.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: No.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: We talk about that. A lot that, like, I feel
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: like we come to this earth and we are just
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: born with the ability to cope with the loss of, like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: our grandparents and parents because that's the circle of life.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: But that's.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Heartbreaking.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: We watched... Because.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I want to start doing a segment since Bravo is
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: rolling out their reality shows like nobody's business right now.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: So I want to start a segment called Bravo Bravo.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Fucking Bravo.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: But it feels like a little intense. Let's start off
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: with Salt Lake so we can run through it. Are
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: you cool with that, Mom?
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I was talking to Amber, and I feel like it was—
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: One of the most well-done first episodes, if not the
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: most well-done episode. Why can I not talk?
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: I need to start.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Doing red leather, yellow leather before podcasting.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: No, for real. I can't do it. Like it's too early.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: My mouth doesn't know how to work.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: One of the greatest episodes that I've ever seen of
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: reality TV. From like the music that they played to
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: everyone's storyline and being so open. Like every single cast
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: member has such an amazing storyline already.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It almost like reignited my appreciation and love for reality TV. Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: I got it. I can't even talk about it.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Look at her.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I can't. Oh, mom. I love you so much. Do
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: we want to talk about why you're crying? Because Mary
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: losing her son. The dog?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the dog is what sent. I mean, obviously the
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: whole thing sent, Mom. But that was like the first
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: scene that Mary had back after losing her son was
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: her calling for the dog. And the dog's name is
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Cray and was sitting in Robert Jr.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: 's room.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: It was like he had like a little sitting area
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: and then the bed. And the dog was... up against
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: the bed and like peeking around the chair at the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: camera people. And you could just tell like he was
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: obviously very nervous. And Mary says in the episode that
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the dog hasn't really left the room. And then they
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: show all of these photos of Robert Jr. with his dog.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Mary just talks about how, you know, having this dog
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: brings her a tremendous amount of peace because it's a
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: piece of her son and they had such a beautiful bond.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: And then listening to the women talk about how Mary
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: has handled the loss of her son. Bronwyn says, every
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: time I speak to Mary, the conversations continue to blow
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: my mind with how strong she's been. And then Angie
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: has said, because they're, I think, the closest of the cast. They're, like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: truly best friends. And Angie says, you know, she does
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: have moments of being very strong, and then there are
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: moments where she'll say, I can't believe I'm never going
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to see my baby again.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: And You know, I think when you have.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: No matter what your religion is, when you are really
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: set in your faith, I think it does give you
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the ability to maintain strength during such significant loss. I
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: think we saw that with Grandma B a lot.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Who was my dad's mom and.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Very, very Mormon.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Like I, to the point where I think she would
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: have put her life on the line because Saying, like,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: this church is true. Yeah. But when people would pass,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, my grandma would.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Celebrate.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Be all smiles.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Like, life after death. They went home. Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: No, there's nothing to be sad about.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like....
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: There's a little bit to be sad about.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that she was, like, insane about it. Like, no,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: this is great.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: I'm so happy they're dead.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I feel like she was the rock for, like, 50 people.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Her kids, her grandkids.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you, when we would, after my
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: grandma passed, you said that you were related to Grandma
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: B or that was your grandma. I mean, people, I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: know you have your feelings about her mom.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: No, everyone loved her.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Everyone loved her.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, we all have our feelings. Everybody in
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: every family can have their little feelings. Every family has
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: things that come up.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: She got funky in her old age.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Yes. But who knows?
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: That could have been Alzheimer's.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: The teacher. Everyone was like, oh. I had her in
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: first grade or blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: No, they loved her.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Everybody loved her.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Isn't that where the B is?
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: She's a good egg.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: What B? Have the B for Grandma B.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got Grandma B.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Come on now.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: So I think that Mary has that a bit of,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: just for reference of like, he went home.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: How she's handling it. Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: And she said he's finally at peace because it's not that,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you know, he, we saw it last season when he
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: was talking about how lonely he felt and that he
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: was definitely struggling with addiction and I think she finds
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: peace in knowing that he's okay yeah and then Heather's
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: storyline I fucking love her what's her storyline I just
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: she has a boyfriend she hasn't been in a relationship
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: in a long time.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, how long has it been?
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: I think like 2016.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, because I was going to say, through the whole show,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I've never seen her have a boyfriend through any of them.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Am I wrong? No. So this is new. Okay.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: They've known each other for a very long time.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Best way to start it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: And he was doing work on beauty lab and they connected.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: They started dating. She caught him texting other girls. They
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: went their separate ways. She didn't date or have a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: boyfriend who she was committed to for that entire period
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: of time. And then he had just reached out and
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: they rekindled. And there's just something about, even though I
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: don't relate to this right now, I've only been a
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: mom for five and a half years. She's been a
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: mom for like 27 years. I think less than that.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: What's her oldest?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: 22?
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: And alone for part of it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Well, she's been a single mom.
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: And she talks about... I have an empty nest and
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I fucking love it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Go.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: She's like, the moment they left the house.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: I deadbolted, locked the door. Like talks about how it
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: feels so good.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Sometimes she'll have a dream about hearing pitter patter come
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: down the stairs and saying mom. And it like freaks
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: her out. And then she remembers everyone's gone. And she's like,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm loving no one here.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: And she contacted the guy.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, she is the one that contacted him?
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: She reached out.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, see, this is why you're here. Tell us the
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: important shit. I missed that part.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: What did she say?
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Did she say? Well, she just reached out to him
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: and saw that he was interested and she was interested
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: and kaboom.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: And I love.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: He better not be texting other bitches.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Well, the daughter, the oldest, is like, what's going to
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: be different this time? Like quizzes him.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: But it didn't feel like sometimes when you watch reality shows,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you're like, this is for TV.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: I didn't feel like it was.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I felt like it was genuine, a genuine thing.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Right. Like I've watched my mom be a single person
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: for a long time and go through a lot of hurt.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: So like, what are your intentions, dog?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And then she gets on his motorcycle, and he has
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: a helmet for her that says Heather. And I'm like,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: this bitch is just living her best life. Oh, yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: In that big old fucking house, New York Times bestseller,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: hot boyfriend, riding motorcycles.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Who is she?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: She's figured it out.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: You little filthy fucking Mormon.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: You little filthy fucking ex-Mormon.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: She's a horrendous Mormon.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: You ex-Mormon, you.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: And then Bronwyn, she was gone for seven weeks with
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: that guy.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: With this young man.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Traveling all over the countryside. They went to Park City.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Where else did they go?
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: They went to Paris Fashion Week.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: New York.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: They were all over the place.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Who's the guy?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: He's really cute.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Is he a model?
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: He is a model, and he has a cute name, too.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: I forgot it already.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: His last name's Wood.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Brandon Wood.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Is it Wood? And he's laying that wood.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm into it. But I'm excited for this scene
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: because she sits down with Todd and says, you know,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: it's really funny because you're so comfortable with having secrets.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: And the secrets, what does she say?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: It's only a problem when I bring them up.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Didn't he rip off his mic and start up?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing this.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: And she just sits there like, bye.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: See ya.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Piped by Brandon Wood.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Like Brandon's Wood Wood. I'm going to go get Brandon's
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Wood Wood.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Brandon Wood's Wood. So good. Lisa with that beautiful moment
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: with her husband.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Meredith.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Her facelift is a fucking storyline in itself.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: She looks so fucking good.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, what has she done?
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: She looks incredible.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Just her whole damn face.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: And then right when I say that, they're like, let's
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: talk about your face. I'm like, I think she went
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: to Lindsay Lohan and Kris Jenner's doctor. Oh, yeah?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: No, she looks... Five stars.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was like, I want that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I might have to look this up.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, like you need it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Gosh, I'm just so excited for the season. I don't
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: even know where to start. Everyone's storyline is so good.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Salt Lake only.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Has one episode out? Whitney Rose.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Whitney Rose.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: She's going to be having the conversation about she and Justin.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Angie has the conversation with her husband.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Angie, I mean, I don't know if I don't know,
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: like Angie, I care more about like Whitney and Justin's
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: relationship more maybe because I'm like closer to Justin than
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like I know him.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Well, it's such a flip flop thing. Cause now I
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: feel like they were all married and then we had
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: the singles. Now the singles are all hooking up and the,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Marrieds are single. Parting ways.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Well, like you always say when I'm like, mom, I've
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: never been married. I've never had this. I've never had that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: You're like, right.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: But all of the people who have that are now
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: getting divorced. And I'm like, you're right.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's that.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: That's happening. Round two.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: And then there's a new girl who has not made
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: her appearance yet. Her name's Ashley Kwai. I feel like
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I remember this name from when I lived in Utah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Kwai?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Not me. Not me either.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: I'm feeling like I.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Unless it was a Durham. Balling.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Balling.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: The fucking Durhams were balling.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: That house.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: They threw my 14th birthday party.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: The castle? Yeah. Guys, this house. Jeez Louise, man.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: 15 foot just concrete walls. You go into it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Way higher than 15 feet.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe 20.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: It was gorgeous.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: The backyard behind it had mazes with trees.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: It was fabulous.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: It was really gorgeous.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: You know what's crazy, too, is now St. George is
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: getting all of these multi, multi-million dollar.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Homes being built.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: We need to get out of there.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Tech.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Mom, you got to sell that house, dude.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what are you doing?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? She doesn't know. dad's there dad.
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: Is loving being there no he is not there and
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: if he is there we need to go pick him
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: up because what is he doing there.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah what is he doing on the patio.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: With all oh that terror oh what a depressing with
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: no friends.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: He loved it he drank his wine.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah with mick and all of them and none of
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: them are there anymore no.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Everyone's dead and gone literally all of.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: His friends died dead and gone So let it go.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Are you trying to make me cry again?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: You bought that house for like $ 80, 000. It's like in.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: The $ 300, 000 now. Get rid of it. What are you doing?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: I got it on a short sale, guys.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: She thrifted her house. She thrifted her house.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: She thrifts for real estate.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Good for you.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Hey. The best way to thrift.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I am excited because I am having Heather Gay on
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: the podcast.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Which one?
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: She's got a new book.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: This one?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I think we have her in October.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: So right around the corner.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I love that. Day off.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: She's here.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: I get a day off.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're missing. No, you should join.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: She's going to love you.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to ask some questions to good
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: old Heather.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the point of the pod. Roni, so far,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Psy's getting divorced, and she does not have a prenup.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Psy?
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: All right, Psy, hit me up.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: They did not keep very many of the old school housewives,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: only three.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I like Psy.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: I love Psy.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: They kept Psy, Jessel.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: And Aaron.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Great ones.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Jessel. I'm very attracted to Jessel. Who isn't? Is she
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: still married?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I think they go through some stuff in this season.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Do they?
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. It's going to be a good season.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: I don't know his name, but I really like it.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: He's like a little dweeb, kind of, but he's so great.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I love him. Every time I see him, I'm like,
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I want to hang out with you.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Is he the one that wanted to fly to Vietnam
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: for 24 hours?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yes. Jack is like a little vacation because the flights
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: are really great, I guess.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: No, he is me, I am him.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: You want to fly, Mr. Dramamine?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Mr.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: I'm-her-barf-in-a-bag-the-whole-way? Are you joking?
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: As long as we get there.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Can I tell you, our pods that we experienced going
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: to Ohio were next level.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding you. I walked by mom and I
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: thought she was dead.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I was the best.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Did you have a life flat?
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: I don't blame him for going to Vietnam. I was
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: hoping that our flight was longer.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: It was probably like, I didn't care to be in Vietnam.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: Just put me in the pod for eight hours.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I was hoping that it was longer.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: The one to London?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh my gosh. Feathered beds?
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: We had a feathered bed.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: To Ohio?
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: No, because it had come from Hong Kong.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, you were on Delta One.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Lisa looked like she was... Hold on, ask what the
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: flight attendant asked you.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: If I had just come from Hong Kong. She was
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: so dumb.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: She goes, did you just come from Hong Kong? Nope,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: just literally got on the plane.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: You joking? No, it was the best. I would peep
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: my eye open when the cookies would come by and
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: the nuts.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: The cookies and the nuts.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with all the yumminess.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: And then I'd go.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Back to sleep.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I love you. You're so weird.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: It was the best.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: A nut for a nut.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: They were warm. It was a flight.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Ocean is asking if she can have cake. Can I
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: give her some or do I tell her after lunch?
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Just give it to her.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Just warm.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: You.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: It's a party day.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: She can have some.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Make Cynthia's life easier.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: She can have some.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: LOL.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Aww. That kid is driven by sweets.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Sweets and gifts. You should have seen her. She just...
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Got up on it and started ripping open gifts. We
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: had to go in and go, well, no, no.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain to her that they're
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: not hers. She's not understanding.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: No, she knows. She's going to open them for Sosa
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: because Sosa doesn't know how to open a gift. Oh, okay.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I'm still caught up on Lisa. The
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: woman thinking she came from Hong Kong. So exhausted.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: That flight's only like, what, four hours?
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Not long enough.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Four and a half.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: That's it?
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: So you really only get, what, three, maybe two and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: a half in the air? Half of that is ascending
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: and descending.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I was wishing it was longer.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: I'll take you on one of those to go to Europe.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: You'll have the time of your life. They wake you
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: up with the yummiest of coffees and pastries, and you're
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: just in your little feather bed, cozy socks, a robe
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: if you need. I know. I know.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: I had all that.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were going to Ohio, so let me
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: take you somewhere where the destination's a little more riveting.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Not Columbus.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not Columbus.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: Carol is back.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Carol Baskin? I'm thrilled.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Carol Baskin.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Shot her husband. Whacked him. Carol Radcliffe. All right.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Radswell.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Radswell. Not Daniel Radcliffe.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I like the confidence you have behind it, though.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: She's being questioned about Carolyn Bessette.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: What?
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Not Carolyn.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Are you joking?
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: What did you just say?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: She's being questioned about Carolyn Bessette, JFK Jr. 's wife.
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: The 90s have made a comeback in fashion because of
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: that show. Yes, they have.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: The problem is with 90s fashion is you have to
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: have a flat ass and stuff, and I don't want that.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: And I have that.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Like, oh yeah, you for sure do.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Like, the way clothes would hang on someone in the 90s,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want that. Like, I'm trying to have tiggled bitties,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: fat ass.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: So you want to be out of style?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Sure. I want someone to be able to grab onto something.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Because 90s style is essentially a ponytail tank top and jeans.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: And like a little low fur.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: And cute sweaters.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I can't. Not my vibe.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: I like a sweatshirt. Okay.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: I don't look good in that stuff.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: And every time I try to wear, like, 90s fashion,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm having imposter syndrome. I'm like, where's
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: my hoodie with my Jordan 1s? Like, it's just not— it
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't look good on me.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: So you don't like to dress up?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Fuck you.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't like to get ready at all. It's, like, such—
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: It exhausts me, the thought. Like, women who show up
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and they've got, like, makeup on and stuff on, like,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: a regular Tuesday.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: I'm like, that sounds so hard.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: I know. When I went to Knott's Berry Farm and, like,
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: all these girls had, like, makeup on, I was like.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: It looked pretty.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, they looked beautiful.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: What were you like?
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: If I was a woman, I'd be repulsive. I wouldn't try.
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't shave my armpits.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Or you'd be, like, a hippie.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: I think I'd be a little granola.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Like, a little granola.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: A little crunchy.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: No, Lauren, you look really cute in your style.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Like a salmon upstream.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: I like your style for you.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: I like your style for you. Not in general, but
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: for you.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Well, I couldn't wear it.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Well, no.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Actually, I think you could.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I think you'd look really cute in like a little hoodie, sweatpants,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: and some Jordans. Don't you think?
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: You dress like you're getting out of a tent in
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: the morning.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Getting out of a tent?
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Homeless.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, homeless.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: We're getting it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant like camping boots and.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Things like that. No, no, you're homeless.
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: You're coming out and you get out of your tent
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: and you see the L.A. River beautiful in your homeless clothes.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like I... I have Alexander Wang shoes on.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: You look cute.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Alexander... Why do I feel like I have.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: To defend myself right now?
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: I'm feeling backed into a corner.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: You don't.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of OC, Vicky is having a very Vicky season.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I saw on socials, it was like, Vicky is on
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: two shows right now and has the same storyline on both.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want to be there and would rather be
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: selling insurance.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: I thought it was kind of sad, though. Her talking
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: to Tamara.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: It broke my heart.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Do you want to cry?
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: No. Do you want to cry? It's been a day.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Tell us.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: But it was sad.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to hear what? Tell me.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Because I think she feels lonely. Her kids are all gone.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: She needs to hang out with Heather Gay.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Her boyfriend travels five days a week, and he seems
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: a little rough and tough.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Well, get rid of that. Get rid of the bag.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: They bought two houses together. Easier said than done.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I think three. I think they've got the one in
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: the desert, the one in OC, and the one in Mexico.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I think that one's just hers.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: All right, sell them all. Split the funds. Get on
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: your way.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: It's easier said than done.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I know, that's why I'm saying it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: You know, I also, and I don't know why this is,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: but when I see women in their late 40s to 50s,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I relate to them so much
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: because they're, like, I have small children. My children live
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: in the house. But listening to them and, like, the
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: way they talk about having an empty nest and, like,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: not having a partner, I feel like the way they're talking.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Fits your life better.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: You well it just it puts me in fear.
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: Okay well you're an old soul yeah and if you're
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: so weird about time don't think about it get back
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: to you you.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Think maybe i experienced that in my last life like
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: being lonely.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Maybe hmm.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: And now you're just copy pasting don't say that it's
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: a joke.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think you were a lonely human being
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: in your last life.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: No, I don't either.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: But why do I relate to them so much?
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: You know we love to tease you.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: No, I know that. I've just been wondering like what
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: it is the past few months where I'm relating to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: things that I haven't.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Because your daughter just started kindergarten. That is a huge milestone.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Your other one just turned two. Another year she'll be
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: in preschool. You're thinking about all these things.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: And I think when, because she's in, and what's crazy
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: is like, because we didn't go through it, it feels like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: like kindergarten for her, she's going with like seniors.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: Like when I got, like I picked her up off
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: the bus and I thought it was an adult.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: He looked older than me and he got off the bus.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the hell's going on here?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: So that's the other thing.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: It's like, I feel like because you're picking her up,
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: you're seeing all of these older kids that like you're
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: preparing for that as well, subconsciously.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: When it was us, it was like sixth grade. Oh,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: so that we were all kids. So it wasn't like
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: you didn't see the middle schoolers, the high schoolers, but
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: now you do. So I feel like subconsciously you could
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: be stepping into that role as well of like, I
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: have to have her prepared for this because you're seeing it. Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: And the parents who are dropping their kids off who
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: are much older. Yeah. Like I'll say to Ocean as
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: she's getting on the bus, I'm like, I love you.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: And she'll stop and turn around and say.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: I love you, mom.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: And the parents are.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Like, oh my gosh, I miss those days. And I'm like,
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: don't say that to me. Don't say you miss.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I know. Because I look on that bus and I'm like, oh.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: I am that person. When I see a pregnant person,
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: I turn into an insane human.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, enjoy it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I can't control myself.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: They're looking at me like, did you take your meds today?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I can never tell the couples that are going to
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: get divorced or not.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: I know Emily's struggling in her marriage.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think they'll get divorced.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I have to say something. I'm never looking again and going,
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: they're going to make it. They're going to make it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: Because back to the other point, who thought Heidi and
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: Spencer were going to make it in that one?
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Exactly. So now it's like they're the only ones together
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: from that, right? So my picker's real shit.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: You would have looked at Kyle and Mauricio and been like,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: they are rocking it until death.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: They have it together.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: No, Emily's going to stay with her.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Who has the most rough relationship? They'll make it.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: They're being tested right now. It's because of the kids.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Is it the kids?
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: Or is it because I also saw something because she
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: looks amazing now. And people were saying, is she outgrowing
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: that pot that she was in?
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Oh. So that is the one thing that I... can
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: contribute to this conversation. I like contribute. I contributed. Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: No, you make an excellent point. Yeah, she's outgrowing her pot.
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: And he may not be enough for her. Because now
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: she's a bad bitch.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: She was a bad bitch before, though.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: She's always been a bad bitch.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: And you also have to remember, she passed the bar
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: and Shane had to take it like seven times before
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: he passed.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: And he's a stay-at-home dad.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Now he's a stay-at-home dad. She is obviously... up in
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: the gym working on her fitness which I relate to
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: but not even on the same scale like she has
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: to go every day and I think it's also for
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: her mental health So she takes time away to do that.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: She takes time away to film. She's a part of
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: the Innocence Center, where, correct me if I'm wrong, people
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: who were falsely accused, I think she does a lot
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: of work with them as well. And then her son
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: is going through a lot health-wise. And I think their
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: marriage is being tested. So I don't know. There was also,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: and I bring this couple up all the time, the
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Takemans from OG Roni. When you watch them, you're like,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: these people hate each other and they're getting forced. They're
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: still together to this day.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: What did I just say? Who hates each other the most?
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: They'll make it.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Well, the ones that are willing to fight each other
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: on camera.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: And then when you have to go back and watch
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: that and be like, wow, we really need to pull
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: our shit together.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: I think that's where they get it together is like
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: watching themselves and they're like, holy shit, we got to
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: work on this.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: Well, Lisa on Salt Lake Housewives, remember? She watched it
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: back and.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: With her husband.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, broke her heart.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: The way she handled things?
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were at each other. But they've come around.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought that scene was really sweet with him.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: You could tell he felt horrible.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He's feeling less than. That's why he treated her
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: the way he did.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: I was just going to say... For... Who are we
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: talking about who just looks amazing? Emily. It won't work
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: if he needs to find something.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: That fulfills him?
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Whether that be a job or something, because we've
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: seen it. Mm-hmm. with a couple of bees, a couple of,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: a couple of guys with the bees. Yeah. Yeah. And like,
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: that's the thing.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: They don't have anything.
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: And that's the other thing that's like hard in the
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: Bravo world that I will say is it's like, it's
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: mostly women, unless you're talking about like Southern charm or
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: things like that.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Um, These women, their entire lives are changed after you
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: become a housewife.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: And so is the man.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: Because as a man, like your wife that you were
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: taking care of and doing all these things starts getting
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: things and then outgrowing the pot and things like that.
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: And as a man, you start thinking, am I enough?
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: What do I need to do?
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: She's the.
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: And then you start this thing and then you start
• 51:27
  Speaker 7: to resent and then you start hitting.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Just so interesting because these wives.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: You start hitting.
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: No, you start like hitting that wall. Like you start
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: hitting a wall. You start hitting each other.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: You start just beating the fuck out of each other.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: One of you is in prison. The other one is dead.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: It's just bad.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: But you hit that wall and then you're like, where
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: else to go but to argue.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: That's why I always say these Bravo shows. A lot
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: of people say that it pits women against each other.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: we're making reality TV and it's taking very strong personalities
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: with free will saying, do you want to be a
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: part of this show? We'd love to have you and
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: putting them on a show together. But it's wild where
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: the women have been supporting their husbands this whole time,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: holding down the household. And then when they sign up
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: for these reality shows, the men feel small and just can't.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Fucking handle it. It's like, come on. Well, not small,
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: but look at Justin. Yeah. What happened to him in
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: his career?
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: He got fired.
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: There you go. So it's like, at what point? And
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: now what, what does Justin do? Like, do you go
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: and find that same thing? But now you're on a
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: TV show where that is a thing. And now you're seeing,
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: and now people are like, we don't want to hire
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: you because this comes in. So now how does he,
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: so it's difficult. I'm telling you, it really is. It's
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: a hard, I just see it from the man.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Not for me. Cause I'm not anywhere in that thing,
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: but I understand where things can get difficult just for
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: a man in the Bravo world. I'm sorry.
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: It really is a difficult like thing. Back to the
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: point of the guy selling pillows.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, Craig. Craig. Yeah. Look at that. He was like,
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: all women follow me. What do I have to do?
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Fucking pillows.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Well, he started just sewing things out of boredom.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Pillows. Here we go. But like, that's the thing. It's
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: like he made his career in a woman's. like in
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: decor yeah you're right like it's.
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: Very handsome there it's just very tough for him and
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: then you got a dj but like the only reason
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: why he's successful is because he's on the fucking show
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: right take him off nobody's going to watch a dj
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: there buddy i don't know maybe yeah.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I think james makes a living off of djing and he's.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Not on the show Yeah, you're right.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen James Kennedy's name in God knows how long.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: But I think he's crushing it still.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: He's still making music.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I really do.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: I hope he is. I really do.
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: But I don't think I've seen him in anything Las
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: Vegas-oriented on their shirt.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Have we looked?
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: You've got to be in the bubble. Yeah, I guess
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: you've got to be in the bubble.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: But... Patronic is coming back, you guys. I'm thrilled about this.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Karen Huger. Is she coming back? Oh, yes.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Six months in prison. She's back at it. And in
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: the preview, she's like, I got street cred now. She's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: not afraid of anything.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Is Jen Shaw coming back? Jen Shaw? Because she's out.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Jen?
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Jen Shaw.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: No.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: No more touching that one? No, no, no, no. Okay, bravo.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: I see you. No.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: Breaking news. Taylor is out.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: You don't say with all the failed drug tests. Oh, really?
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: All right, let's get into it after this.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Taylor Frankie Paul, my gratitude goes to all the networks
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: that supported me throughout this and gave me the chance
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: to return.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: However, I don't desire to move forward like this.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I originally was willing to be removed to let them
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: all continue on with less stress, and I'm back to
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: that point. Some of the girls know what I've been through,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and then to turn and collectively pile on with their statements,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: knowing they're... has been ongoing abuse through the system the
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: last eight months on top of what I've endured. Almost
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: the entire cast plus some going at me laughing about
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: my kids is disgusting and I bit my tongue. These
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: same people had meetings telling me I need to lead
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: the way of pay and What does that mean? My
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: voice was the only one that can make it happen,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and then they would work from what I demanded. I'm
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: grateful I never followed through with their requests of demands,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: and I'm grateful I kept same pay out of fairness
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and integrity. I treated production and crew with respect always.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: In fact, they're the ones who checked on me throughout this.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I agree it's to the point of bullying for months now.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: What makes it harder to take in is some of
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: these Parents have made mistakes that would result in the
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: same judgment I'm receiving yet pointing a finger. However, it
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: is a pleasure to remove myself so they can continue
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: because I've almost convinced myself I'm deserving of all of
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: this pain. And to a certain degree, absolutely. This is
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: consequences of my actions. My question has been how much
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: suffering and scrutiny is going to be enough. I'm just
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: relieved to be out.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: You know, I've been watching that show.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and are you liking it?
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I just wanted to see what all the hype was.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Are you seeing it?
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: I'm on the fourth episode in season one, so I'm
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: just barely getting into it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think they're on what, season four?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I think they pump out two seasons a year. I think.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not 100% sure.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: I do not know either. I think it's just one, though,
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: if I'm not mistaken. Because I follow Miranda. Mm-hmm. And
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: so I just see like stuff she's doing and it
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: seems like they're only filming for like they're filming right now.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: And this is the first time.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Without her?
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: I think she's copping out.
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: I think she failed a lot of drug tests, allegedly,
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: through a lot of people saying it. She's lost custody
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: of her other two kids and the one she has
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: with Dakota. So I think that she is just not
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: in a good spot in saying that she's going to
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: remove herself. And I could see it being she can't
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: come back until she's clean.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: So I don't know how Hulu works. I know how
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: a network that I'm familiar with works.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: And when they.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Choose to not ask you to return, they give you
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: the choice to put out a statement to make it
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: look like it was your choice. Although you were not
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: given a choice. It's like, we're not asking you back.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: If you would like to put out a statement that says,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: you know, you guys are leaving on your own.
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: It's almost like you're fired, but we're giving you the,
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: but you can quit right now.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: You're going to get fired, but we'll give you the, the,
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: the option to quit right now. Yeah. I'll quit.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: I'll have a good one.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: So I wonder if that's the same thing that they
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: do or if she really did say, I need to
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: like take a step back and this is too much.
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: That, yeah, I have no idea as well. I think
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: you're onto something with that. But with how many things,
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: because I saw it through TMZ. I saw it through
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: a lot of reality blurbs. I saw every little publication
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: that had it was saying she's failing drug tests.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: We'll let you know that.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Pretty good.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: You guys, thank you for listening to another episode of
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Untraditionally Lala.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Eat my nuts. They're seeds. My seeds.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Thank you for coming, Mom. You look adorable. Easton, thanks
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: for joining.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I'm excited with all these Bravo shows that we can
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: start having the segment Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Hope you enjoyed.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: We'll catch you next week. Bye. Bye.