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Episdoe 263: Art Magoo · Not That Serious

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  It was like a rugby seven's like official. Of course it was a real
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  beating man in New Zealand. All black, can you be? Because that's
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  what they were? All black? Alack, the team was all black.
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  They know they're also all black, they just wear all black. Somehow that
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  still sounds racist. Not everything's racist. Came in. I think they're not
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  trying to appropriate your color. Yeah, hilarious, Okay, yeah, you
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  know black as a color, right, It's actually not a color. It's
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  a shade. But it's actually yeah, there we go. What the presence
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  of all colors? It's actually the absence of color, white, absence of
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  color. There's a word in there. What there's knowledge in there that you
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  spectrum? Mm hmm. How do you deal? Everybody? This is not
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  that serious podcast, also known as colloquially known as the best podcast in the
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  world. I and one of your hosts, Big Michael, it's Chattabob what
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  I got it? Yeah, J cripple mm HM's too easy. I want
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  to sit down live yesterday. Keenans in the building. I'm aka doctor walffam
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  m J and turn Homie Kwan and Big Q in the back. Yup.
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  So, Mike, you sound really down after the Eagles won the six Ers
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  one like, what are you doing? The chips is took. I had
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  a great all his love for life. It took it took. He took
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  it off from me. Bro. It was in the matter of thirty minutes.
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  Nasty, Bro. It's like when the fire Nation attacked everything. Everything
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  everything changed when the garlic strip the ritos attacked. Oh boy, they weren't
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  nasty. How much would I have to pay you to You have to eat
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  those with every meal for how long, for a day, for a year,
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  a year. I was gonna say ten days a year, a year
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  year. You have to finish a bag every day, one bag of day
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  per year. You have to pay off my student loans easily, at least
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  at least seventy eighty. It's only thirty. I think you had an interest
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  in it, so it might it might need I might need something else on
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  top of that. Honestly, I was gonna say, but I mean,
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  they're not getting their money no time anyway. All right, but you already
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  a dollar. I'll think, Yo, you gotta you gotta bean bean listen,
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  hey man, fifteen dollars a month? What's it? One chick fil
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  a one time? You don't go to chickil A the moon. I wouldn't
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  do it, but you should. That's a little heavy for me. I
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  wouldn't do I do the five dollars myself, so I would real beat at
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  me. I got fifteen dollars fift I get the five through the files.
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  I can get the launch. Try. But no, that's you. Maybe
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  you love us more than I did. Yeah? What else? Po box
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  number two seven six in Burlington, New Jersey, zip code zero eight zero
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  one six. Send us all types of fun stuff. There you got nasty
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  snacks? She wants to try. Send us there you got send us there,
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  you got any chicken you got, Send us chickens, Send us chicks,
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  send baby chicks. I'm gonna let you know this now. I am
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  going to let you come. It's another anybody who says that they want these
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  chickens. If we could order chickens and make sure I dropped half of them
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  to each person that said they wanted them, so you're get a box.
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  That's fine, you'll get a box, nugget an I'll throw them bitches in
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  the river. Watch some drown for fun. Okay, that's they're not gonna
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  drowned. They won't make it. I don't think. I don't know.
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  You won't do that. Requires Mike go into the rist do that here.
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  We'll just leave him outside. Mike, just gonna leave my outside here,
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  like, don't freeze to death. A bird will get them? Kill something?
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  Huh? I kill something? Yeah, you wouldn't. I didn't tell
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  you about that, dude, in no way. Okay, dude, you
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  have put me to you can kill animal if you kill animal, something more
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  than an insect? What what? What tests are you gonna put me to?
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  Hunting? About to go Biblical on them? But to test the boy?
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  I killed a mouse in my barely wouldn't do that. I'll killed hellicenter
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  peach now, I would kill him mouse Like did you see the video I
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  said with the dude that will shooting the mice in the basements. Great smell
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  that smelling for the jenner. I could definitely kill pests like rats, oh
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  man, but the chicken that a pest? I mean to me at that
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  point in time, because what I would do with baby chicks for him,
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  I would just probably give them to like a farm or some ship. There's
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  so many smart farms we are. I'll just find a farm and give DEVI
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  to Johnson's, Johnson's farmer. Here's some chicks. Bro. We don't do
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  that here, neither do I. You do it more than I did.
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  You know a little bit more than I would. Well you do now,
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  be all right me. You ain't killing nothing. I'm not a psychopath.
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  These are the how crazy are you rubbing a fucking dull knight crazy? You
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  want to know how I got these scars? You're not a real murderer?
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  No? Uh so the po box, yes and stuff there. We got
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  a little particular, nothing particular. Oh yeah, thanks for everybody who came
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  out for Oh yeah, man, yeah that real quick. Yeah. So
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  we tailgated, man, we did the tailgate. Uh yesterday. I mean
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  it's Monday as we're recording, so yesterday that'll been the twenty sixth. We
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  were tailgating at the Lincoln Financial Field for the Eagles Bill's games. It was
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  a, as Keenan would describe it, a grand old time until started raining.
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  But not even with the rain, but without the rain, it was
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  perfect. Even the rain, it was cool. Like, shout out to
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  everybody that came through. Shot to everybody that bought merch We sold out of
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  everything Kiara and Company. To shout out to John Yeah, pulled up.
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  Yes, shout out to everybody that pulled up took the time to come out
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  and see us. Because I know it's not especially you didn't have a parking
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  pass. I know it was a little bit of a journey to even come
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  down and then find parking and walk over to where we was at and take
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  that time. And what m J, what are you curmudgeting about? Man,
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  he's literally curmudgeting. That is exactly what he's doing. It's not that
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  hard. It's not that hard. What's you need a parking you didn't need.
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  Yeah, but then you gotta find there. You have to find somewhere
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  to park and if you walk over, if you've never been there, Yes,
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  it's hard to do because you don't know. Because when I went for
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  the first tailgate where Elsie was, I had to pay him parking another lot,
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  which wasn't far, but I just had no idea where what the situation.
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  Sorry, it's hard to navigate if you've never been there. But m
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  J, you've lived in Philly Castle, so it's easy for you. They
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  didn't have to do that. They could have stayed home, but they went
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  through all of that even so, he don't go there either. I don't,
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  don't, Mike, don't go again. That was the first time Mike
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  was in that lot. Yeah, definitely, especially behind the wheel Mike drove
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  there, Mike important have you ever been inside any of those arenas? I've
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  been in those reas, but I've never driven there. I've never even know
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  you've been. We went to Wells Farker together when we went to the practice
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  John, Oh, that was that was mad on though. That was like,
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  but we have worst contract year. That's how long ago that we was
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  there? Yeah, that was a long time ago, but yeah, back
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  in those dumb optimistic days. Have you never been to a physics game?
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  Not since the field trip? All right, so you've been in all of
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  them then? Yeah? It was that was the stadium in it, I
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  guess it was. Yeah, we we went to a Philly game for a
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  fild trip I Tritt and Thunder. That was sixty grade when we were that
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  year we were supposed to go to Herstry Park and then we're going up to
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  a dusty ass, hot ass, sticky ass Philly Phillies game. Yeah you
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  don't remember that. I'm still mad about that. We were supposed to go
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  to Hershey Park, but then we watched you know what's better than chocolate fucking
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  baseball, the place where Pete Rose used to play, where he accrued all
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  those gambling debts. I wish I was paying from the sport like he is,
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  mm hmm fair. And I think we didn't go because a teacher couldn't
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  go. A teacher didn't want like a chaper, somebody didn't want to.
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  It was something Hershey Park because one bitch didn't want to go. Now I'm
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  not not h might be Dorney Park, one of them parks. It doesn't
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  either way. Way infinitely more fun than a baseball game at what twelve?
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  Yeah, yeah please yeah. And we were high up, there was no
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  good seat. We were in the fucking nosebleeds and it was unbearably hot,
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  and it's fun baseball. And on top of that baseball, and you can't
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  drink because you're twelve, you can't, you can't part taking the one thing
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  that makes going to a baseball game bearable. It is the alcohol. And
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  if you have parents like mine, your parents only going to send you there
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  with ten dollars, which is not You can lick a lollipop for ten dollars
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  at the big over there in a hot a hot lunchable hot ham and cheese
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  crackers. They don't let the condensation from the capriza getting the crackers that cracker.
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  Oh god, I used to hate those days. Manti making your own
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  Manta ball soup. A little pizza, yeah, a little thin. Looking
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  back, those pizzas were not weren't even good. It was about the alert,
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  like, yeah I got you got a little sauce in that little bag.
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  You're just kind of like, did you have a microwave those pizzas?
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  When I don't have time microwave the you're supposed to supposed to microwave. Apparently
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  it's set on the package that was supposed to microwave. Brot. Apparently a
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  lot of people did the microwaves. I feel like you're a freak for doing
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  it. Actually a microwave the point of lunible. Listen, don't don't,
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  don't shoot the messenger. I was just having a hot lunch, but that's
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  all I'm saying. I ain't never had a hot lunchable. That's crazy.
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  No, that's crazy. You put yours in the microwave. That's the whole
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  like or just the little pizza on a little napkin. Yeah. Never Yeah,
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  and it tasted good. It tastes like something your cheese was melted,
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  so better cheese metal one the pepper you did that? No nasty? No,
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  I mean the worst ones was a little hot dog jon. If you
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  had a hot dog lunchable your parents hated you, remember I was. I
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  would add those at the store and I'd be like, you get two hot
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  dogs inside the Jones if your parents but Burger ones too? Yes? What
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  yes, there were? There have polical ship going on, the Holy ship
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  bro. And it came with a kit cat. I was like, why
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  are we? What the fun going on? I got to see the Burger
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  one getting all start bro. My my parents bought that once. I was
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  like, I asked them, please don't everybody again, bro, I'll take
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  this jelly please. Mini burgers, what the fuck? I never had a
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  Burger the all Star Burgers from lunchibles. Yeah, clearly this is before the
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  Obama administration. Oh yeah, Michelle, have got that, you're kidding me?
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  Two whole green hamburger bumps, grilled patties, Craft American cheese, ketch
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  up with starch, chocolate milk, chocolate candy balls. Hm hmmm, Lunchables
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  Cooler later changed to Caprice so oh yeah, they did used to have sod
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  in there they so they did you get shot of soda? Don't wash it
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  down real quick. Yeah, I remember the tacos there was I never got
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  to get any of this. I would just see. It was the the
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  the blue package. It wasn't lunchible. It was the one with the penguin
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  on it. Kids Cuisine with the little brownie, and those brownies were horrible.
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  The fucking rubber man. Those brownies was horrible. Bro that was something
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  to look forward to, man, it was, but it was one of
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  those things like your kids like it's here, I'm I'm gonna eat it.
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  It's more about the idea than the actual execution of the kid. I'll probably
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  take those over the cosmic brownie, though, I wasn't the mac and cheese,
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  and those weren't good. Though, No, it's not supposed to be
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  all of it, and all of those were good. None of the food
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  that usually comes in there. Here's a hint. If the food comes with
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  a plastic film on top, you're probably not gonna be in for a good
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  John. This one's called ki quis level up. It's cheesecase of dia is
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  with with nellow wafers and chocolate dipping sauce. I don't know if illow wafers
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  and chocolate dipping sauce, but they on top of a cheese ship. A
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  level upis level up frozen, and that's level up the gas show and chest
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  the nights. Nigga, Nah, that's your level level to wet wipes because
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  you ain't just using paper for that. That equals the dookies. Why do
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  you have to heat up a case of? Can't you just make a case
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  of It's the easiest thing to a cold case. You know what I'm saying.
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  You can make a case of the laziest parent possible. You couldn't make
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  any of these ships, but it's just you go package. These are crazy
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  tripping. Hungry Man's are good, Mike, you're talking about hungry man.
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  Frozen dinners have come a long way. I can say that I haven't had
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  a frozen dinner yet. I can't tell you what. Actually, people were
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  good. That's a lot A frozen dinner has been a long time. Yeah,
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  my fat said, yeah, definitely. Or the Salisbury steak in a
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  little trade. I's dollars fifty. You didn't like Salisbury steak, bro?
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  We used to eat it so much. Steak is baying, bro used to
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  eat some ships so much. I don't. I never want a Salisbury's steak
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  again. Now that's a lazy meal, right, I had a sauce.
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  Yeah, we used to have Salisbury steak, hungry man. And the thing
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  is it would be the same meal every time. It be Salisbury's steak and
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  mashed potatoes, corner streaming how much as a hunger man today? Every time?
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  Every time? Every time? No, that ship substitute the Master Tales
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  for rice. No, I don't. Every time Salisbury steak and mashed tale
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  is a very with the broad. Yeah, I wouldn't say lead. Yeah,
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  we already established leading the G League and his family still playing basketball,
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  cuisine still balling. Sure, but you still got a nine to five after
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  that. No, Yes, it's the G lead w n B A.
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  Yeah, the wing making more than league niggas. Oh, they're making more
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  than a leading people. Michael, Yes, I'm not saying anything. I
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  didn't say a word. I think those are fine, fine ladies, and
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  they work hard every day for the ninety days the season's on, and they
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  practiced really hard, and they do what they do irish. I respect the
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  hell out of their game. I support the w n B A. Who
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  would have thought they'd what I suggest? Some improvements. I'm sure you can
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  every league, Yes, every league can improve. Yeah, every league yeah
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  improved. All can improve, yes, but one one. Some need help
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  more than others. Sure, but I respect the hell out of those ladies.
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  Those gals get right to it hard. Nos. Mm hmm. That
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  one girl that plays for the that you you's in college? Never mind?
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  Uh? This one girl, she's French on the Liberty, some chick they
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  call Kyrie Herving, but she she's in college. I think she's Afagan.
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  She Uh, she plays for South Carolina. I believe I've seen it.
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  There's a girl. I said, there's a girl for South Carolina and as
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  a girl for USC right now, and they're both. I wanted to like
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  one a one b one. I've seen the chick come up the court like
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  slash and did a move where she just put the fucking ball behind her back
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  real smooth and later from south as pretty damn cool. The girl I'm thinking
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  of her name is, Her name is Marine Joanna's like that. She's ranch
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  and literally I'm talking step back. She shot a three off one leg leaning
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  to the left in the game like all net and it's a shame that ship
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  was crazy. She's nice. There's a couple a couple of women like that
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  that can shoot for real, but she's different. Keenan will be on the
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  lookout. Listen. I respect it. I'm a fan. I'm a fan
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  of the game. First, I'm a I'm a I'm a Las Vegas Aces.
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  Look at you front running Well, I like the Aces when we had
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  Liz Cabbage. So shot of Liz Cambridge man really not shot right, Let's
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  I think it's she's racist? She is racist? She huh? She like
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  called like the average she played like internationals. Yeah, she called like the
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  Nigerian team like monkeys or something like that, like literally while playing with her.
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  And then after that she was like, they want me to play for
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  nigeriaan and then the Nigerian players like no, the funk, we don't like
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  nobody asked you that Liz is weird. Liz is weird. She's full of
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  ourselves. He ain't that nice. She's like skinn though, So yeah,
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  she could be racist. Mm hmm. She's color colors. She has a
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  superiority complex. She definitely has a I'll say that she's superior. Seen your
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  body. Okay, So thank everybody that came out. Okay, the tail
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  game to burn after rolling, Okay, that just came out naturally. So
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  yeah, shout everybody that came out. Man, we really appreciated. It
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  was our first to like really like event event and yeah, man, very
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  good. Good time doing next year when it's warmer, Yes, early to
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  season. It's gonna be a September game for Shore before motherfucking sure. Once
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  it hits October, don't expect this out there and maybe October maybe a Dallas
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  game. October is a good month for it. Yeah, I'm totally fun.
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  I mean, definitely, whatever it is, it's definitely not November,
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  and we're gonna have our own early November we would have been I don't want
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  fireworks. Now, we gotta have fireworks because the niggas behind us had fireworks
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  and they were crazy. They were bugging the fuck out. See how annoying
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  they were, though, I don't want to be that annoying. No,
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  it's like, no, I don't have one as you. I don't know
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  any one one is you. I am thirty. I don't need fireworks.
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  That's funny. Fireworks they put it on put on the card. It's gonna
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  spell out words. Come here into this podcast. I can hear. I
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  can feel my anxiety right now. I had enough anxiety driving through the motherfucker.
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  I don't need fireworks. Stadium has fireworks. Yeah, they're the stadium
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  with pyrotechnic professionals, not six Jack Q and Baby cut Niggas said, the
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  stadium. That's the job. Job. Firework things fall over. That happened
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  to you two Q listen to you too, Oh that's over. Niggas on
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  fireworks stories me personally, I told her I don't even like fire but I'll
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  get some fireworks. I haven't had a good enough fireworks story yet. What
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  did y'all do asking you can't even talk? We hadn't talked at one of
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  the family cookouts we always had like fireworks, and it might have been the
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  last year that we did it because of this. So we had the fireworks,
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  like all the little normal sparklers and little stuff. And then the last
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  thing was this thing called the box. Yeah, just like a box of
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  fireworks and it's supposed to be the grand finale and we put it out and
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  lit it and then it tipped over, but it tipped over straight for where
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  everybody was just started screaming. So we just ran away and it's just fireworks.
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  That was the last time we had fireworks. It's like your niggas in
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  war as well as it should have been. And this is when they were
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  illegal in New Jersey. Oh wow. So not only were y'all damn there,
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  you couldn't call the police being hot on now we were in Allentown.
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  We're fine Allentown, New Jersey. Yeah, so you just had nobody goes
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  there. Yeah, bro for sucking. Uh Wally the Indian shout out to
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  Dally Indian. They were at this corner while in for like an hour and
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  I'm like, if it was niggas, they would have been out there earlier.
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  You are you trying to start wasting the Indian race war? He said,
• 26:51
  it's not. He smelled crazy talking about that, and why it's I
• 27:00
  was crazy on this block. No, I actually I actually opened up the
• 27:03
  blinds and watched it. He said, he came up, did y I'm
• 27:14
  sorry, did y'all see that to where he says I didn't know Indian weapons
• 27:18
  like he had nuclear weapons. The dragon Ball clip, That dragon Ball clip
• 27:30
  is so foul, yo, the fact that that's really one is just a
• 27:34
  guy who in his arm up. Oh I saw that too. Dragon Ball
• 27:37
  was really out of pocket, like that was his power, just being like
• 27:41
  nasty scene and somehow the the counter to that was Crily not actually having a
• 27:49
  nose, like what goofy a character that doesn't have a nose. He's like,
• 27:56
  I can't smell it. I think somebody had to remind him he didn't
• 27:59
  have another Oh yeah, I can't even smell like that. Right, I'm
• 28:03
  debilitated. I was born without a nose. I break through my mouth.
• 28:10
  Oh that's right, I'm a fucking freaking Remember when Krillin got hair, he
• 28:15
  wished for her hair. Yes, that Nigga was such a sense that Nigga
• 28:19
  wished for her hair, and he wished for a robot to have organs so
• 28:22
  he could get her pregnant. What we ain't gonna disrespect Krilling sounds like it
• 28:27
  was a fucking weirdo. I didn't watch the show, and Android eighteen wasn't
• 28:32
  Android, but she he used one of the Dragon's wish witches. He could
• 28:38
  obviously you wish for damn near anything. He said, I want her to
• 28:42
  have a womb so I can hit it right and and make babies with her.
• 28:51
  You know. Afterwards, my motherfucker became a cop that Nigga can shoot
• 28:56
  energy blast and he wanted to write parking tickets. He had to get it
• 29:03
  one of the getting he gotta pay the bills, started to start a dojo.
• 29:11
  Yeah, you're one of the strongest fighters on the planet. He's the
• 29:15
  strongest human definitely. Mm hmmm, yes, yes, yes, it's not
• 29:21
  even for it's not even enough for debate. He's the strongest human. Don't
• 29:25
  do this, Mike. We don't have to do this because I know,
• 29:30
  because what's the names of human? No, I argue T is not human?
• 29:37
  T N is human? Ten is not a human. He's not Oh
• 29:40
  you the fucking thing? Beat what's the names of human? Is not human?
• 29:45
  Black ball ub He is listened as the strongest human that niggas asked most
• 29:53
  powerful attack chocolate hold on that's not Candon yet, so it don't count.
• 29:57
  It's very can't you know it's not dragon Ball is very candid. What are
• 30:02
  you talking about? The end of dragon Ball Z is him flying off after
• 30:06
  he spar stopped? Don't play with me. How many seasons of dragon Ball
• 30:10
  Z wasn't a lot? Okay, give me one can keep on going.
• 30:15
  Yes, yeah, touch grass, yeah, right next to the grasses the
• 30:21
  street, and you can drag race in it with Tony and all them niggas.
• 30:23
  Family. It wasn't families. I don't know all them niggas over there.
• 30:29
  Don't worry about forget about it. Nine seasons was in American dragon BALLZ
• 30:37
  wasn't GT. He was in because they just started hinting towards him towards the
• 30:44
  last season of Super and that's what he's z. Well, that's what the
• 30:51
  dragon Ball I'm saying it because the data base is saying it because Tampion is
• 30:56
  not canning. All right, Keenan, we don't have to do this.
• 31:00
  Let's move on. Jesus. I like, so, how was your week?
• 31:06
  The rest of your week? I said, the rest of the week,
• 31:10
  all man, I just been in bed for real. I was just
• 31:12
  thinking, oh, yeah, well, so this sametime it was different for
• 31:15
  me because I just stayed in my room the whole time. But your family
• 31:18
  came over. And this also, this was different about Thanksgiving. I did
• 31:22
  not eat any leftovers. I had think I had two Thanksgiving meals on Thanksgiving
• 31:27
  and ate no more Thanksgiving food for the rest of the weekend. How I'm
• 31:32
  upset though, but it happened that way because whoever the fuck came over from
• 31:36
  my house ate all the goddamn mac and cheese and it was none left.
• 31:41
  And if you know my mom, if you know my mom, her mac
• 31:44
  and cheese is immaculate, immaculate mac. It's very good mac and cheese.
• 31:49
  So there's none of that. I was like, I'm just not like the
• 31:52
  food. Everything else is fine for the mac and cheese to go along with
• 31:56
  it. It's just yes, it just brings all together. And I was
• 32:00
  like, man, I'm not So that was different. But other than that,
• 32:02
  it was cool. Like you seen families, people come over everything.
• 32:06
  It's like, oh, you should have just had a sound on your chest.
• 32:09
  I broke I should I should have. So what it is, what
• 32:14
  it is, But it was fun. So I did that Thursday Friday,
• 32:15
  I had to do. I think y'all did Vera. That was funny though,
• 32:20
  because it was a bunch of old people in there, Like it was
• 32:22
  like an old head event on Friday. On Friday night, you know,
• 32:24
  somebody, somebody did an all black party for Black Friday. But he's like
• 32:29
  an old head promoter. He's like, he's probably like forty something fifty something,
• 32:31
  So he had all these old niggas outside, a lot of states,
• 32:35
  Yeah, a lot of Stacey Adams and and Fadoras and pocket squares. But
• 32:39
  it was funny though, because I walk in and I crutched in and there's
• 32:47
  like an older DJ sitting there getting ready to get set up. I'm like,
• 32:51
  oh, you DJ too. He's like yeah, I'm just trying to
• 32:52
  figure out what's going on. I'm like, I don't know what happened.
• 32:54
  They told me to come here, get set up while blah blah. So
• 32:58
  I get set up and then the motor comes up. He's like, yeah,
• 33:00
  we want this dude to go on first so he can do his hour,
• 33:02
  so he can have so whoever else comes in can go. I have
• 33:05
  seven DJs coming, I said, nigga, seven, do you I'm on
• 33:08
  the flyer by myself, where are these other niggas coming from? Seven DJs
• 33:12
  for how many hours? No idea? So apparently the plan was he had
• 33:16
  DJs throughout the building, so it was like me and that dude, I
• 33:20
  forget his name was like DJ cow something. They had DJ's downstairs. So
• 33:23
  this dude cal gets on. First of all, the sound was messed up
• 33:25
  at first and then we fixed it, but he was just like using like
• 33:28
  this. He's an old head DJ using like this little using like a little
• 33:32
  mixer. He wasn't bad, He's just an old nigga, so he's djying.
• 33:37
  He got he got on it like a little after ten eleven thirty rolls
• 33:40
  around. Nigga Touchtoone walks in. You know Touchtowne is the blind. Yes,
• 33:46
  he comes in. I'm like, oh shit, he was DJing.
• 33:49
  He was about to so I think he ended up going downstairs. But I'm
• 33:52
  like, god damn, it's a bunch of handicap niggas in here. Because
• 33:54
  I'm sitting down because I can't walk, the other old niggas sitting down because
• 33:58
  he can't walk, and then dass touched On walks in. I'm like,
• 34:00
  all these fucking fucking special Olympics in this bitch, uh, but locked their
• 34:07
  full potential, unlocked the swagen that mother. But I think I guess he
• 34:12
  ended up going downstairs and then old Nigga he said he was going to do
• 34:15
  an hour. He did like two hours, and then I did like the
• 34:16
  rest of the party. Yeah. So but it was good. Other than
• 34:22
  that, just chill all weekend and then the tailgate obviously, and then now
• 34:25
  we're here so nice, yep, good good, solid, good stuff,
• 34:30
  chilling, crazy nice. I had a good things giving. I went down
• 34:39
  to my girlfriend's parents house in Virginia. Oh, Michigan, Oh were your
• 34:47
  chass? Nigga? Fuck y'all? Were you waiting for that? I think
• 34:51
  he just forgot you forgot. I ain't forget nigga three times in the row
• 34:57
  without our coach talk to him, my dick talk to ship. Mm hmm.
• 35:04
  Let's see what the hell is a buck eye? What even is that?
• 35:07
  Anyway, we bust that nut. That's what we do, y'all.
• 35:09
  Y'all play, y'all still going to talk. Y'all undefeated, right, that's
• 35:15
  not let's not choking the playoffs again. Get to the playoff Texas. Uh,
• 35:22
  we will be there and you know that, don't even You need a
• 35:24
  lot of help, A lot of help you need. Yeah, one one
• 35:30
  loss. You realize there's four slots right, let me see something. I
• 35:34
  thought there's more slots. This here, there's four slots. I don't know.
• 35:38
  Yeah, keep going with Mike Virginia. Yeah, with my girlfriend's parens.
• 35:43
  House of Virginia. Had a really really good time. Uh really took
• 35:49
  care of me. M hmm. It was cool, Like I really had
• 35:52
  no complaints, like normally you have like anxiety about some type of things.
• 35:57
  It was cool. They made me feel at home, made me feel comfortable.
• 36:00
  I was there for about Wednesday to Saturday. Okay, yeah, was
• 36:07
  there anything that it was like glaringly different from your normal Thanksgiving with your family
• 36:12
  from my dinner. The only thing different from the dinner that I had there
• 36:15
  from the one I had normally is that there was no mashed potatoes. It
• 36:20
  was rice with the turkey and all that. But other than that, everything
• 36:23
  was good. Okay, kind of race, just white rice, straight white.
• 36:31
  Better be pulling out the gidget one thing her parents would not allow.
• 36:35
  But I say, you got too many other things that you can mix in
• 36:37
  with that. Don't put out her parents would not allow that. Yeah,
• 36:42
  it was really cool. Cooking all the time. They could drink. Boy,
• 36:47
  they got nothing better to do. I you know, I don't even
• 36:52
  get down like that, but drinkers. Yeah. Yeah, so yeah,
• 36:58
  man, I had a good time. Shout out out, shout out to
• 37:00
  mister MSUs d at some gravy the race of course, so it was Turkey.
• 37:07
  Yeah, of course put cut off on she do Okay, they did
• 37:14
  not allow that, good thinking, not the whole family. Yeah, that's
• 37:19
  that's her problem. Yes, but yeah, that was cool. After that,
• 37:27
  came home Liverpool, Uh tied man city. Good at the death,
• 37:35
  good saying top three in the prim you know what it is. Uh,
• 37:42
  no allegations, no charges, charges, no point deductions. My team is
• 37:50
  doing fine. I ain't in a point deductions, so I'm on the horizon.
• 37:53
  We'll keep that in the time. Yeah, we'll revisit until then,
• 37:59
  keep looking at asses. Technically Arsenal's at the top, but we'll cross that
• 38:06
  another technically them another time for not Arsenal fans exactly. Thank you, and
• 38:12
  I thank God every day my knees and I thank the Lord every day.
• 38:19
  Yeah, so that was cool. Sixers six and that that was the most
• 38:24
  stressful Eagles game. Bro Eagles did the thing hursus him? Yes, they
• 38:30
  tested his DNA existed. It was such a crazy choke. I think they.
• 38:37
  I think after that game they gave us Georgia Davis a drug test something
• 38:40
  like that, really a random drug test. I mean, for the way
• 38:44
  he was running after he was moving that ship was scary. They said that
• 38:47
  was the second highest speed of anyone over three hundred bounds or something from that
• 38:52
  season, like from this season. So he did like a sixteen miles.
• 38:55
  So I'm definitely clocking it at like eleven. And how about your how do
• 39:04
  you do the math on that? I'm just thinking. But he's six ft
• 39:07
  six, He's a natural born athlete. I'm a natural born athlete. Just
• 39:14
  didn't reach my potential. True, Okay, I believe the only sports season
• 39:17
  you've ever finished was wrecked basketball when you was in and I finished freshman year
• 39:22
  high school. Suck. No, you did it, yes, I did
• 39:24
  you hurt. You quit and I did freshman year. I quit the sophomore
• 39:29
  year. Suck dick now, and you probably haven't ran since I have rand.
• 39:37
  You also joined the dick size. This nigga runs every day that's why
• 39:45
  I gave myself the eleven and not the sixteen, because he's in shape.
• 39:49
  Catch up, Jesus Christ. Lower your about eight miles proud and I'm gonna
• 39:58
  bring it back up eight Okay, let me think, all right, is
• 40:04
  this something you're willing to test or is this just pod banter? What do
• 40:07
  you think? What do you think? Both of you going on keeping No?
• 40:14
  No, no, no, I'm not saying I'm talking about just I'm
• 40:16
  not saying you keeping up with him. I'm like the actual mousepoun Are you
• 40:22
  something that you really love it? No, I'm definitely not. I'm not
• 40:25
  just saying, would you actually get out and like run on the camera for
• 40:29
  a pot of it? On camera for a part of it. I'm gonna
• 40:35
  find a cow. I'm gonna find a way you're racing that cow. We
• 40:37
  missed the opportunity by having somebody somebody. We missed that. It's never too
• 40:45
  late. It's not too late. That's all I'll say. We missed that
• 40:47
  for what I'll tell you later. All right, you wouldn't do this for
• 40:52
  visa content? No, we can all run past the speed? Are we
• 40:55
  talking about? It? Is? I understand someone right there that's that's crazy,
• 41:04
  that's crazy, that's wild. I'm not saying we can go out there
• 41:07
  right now you can beat huh, well, not you? What we do
• 41:15
  it for content? Could you beat little Q in the race? Nigga?
• 41:17
  When I don't think so? You a loon? Like what youth alone is
• 41:22
  that he probably runs about seven miles an hour? No, damn, I
• 41:27
  can't run faster than a nigga fifteen years younger than me. We gads,
• 41:32
  I think you run faster. I'm like a question. Let's just move on
• 41:38
  to keenes Keenan. So it was Thanksgiving. I went to my sister's house.
• 41:43
  It's not average. I don't know what at my sister's house. I
• 41:49
  didn't even stay for Thanksgiving because I got there, lady had to go to
• 41:52
  work. So I just made a play. And then I went to my
• 41:53
  boy Pats, like, why are you look so confused? So you went
• 42:00
  to Pat and had some Haitian Thanksgiving, had some Haitian Thanksgiving. You know,
• 42:04
  they were saying some nonsense on Twitter, saying that Haitian mac and cheese
• 42:09
  is the best macenteese. No, there's nobody. Then there was Haitian people
• 42:15
  saying we're Haitian, and we know that's not true. So what are you
• 42:20
  talking. Don't put all types of peppers. Put it maga cheese, be
• 42:24
  colorful. It's like z and crunchy. No, I'm not even gonna disrespect.
• 42:31
  I'm happy that Pat's wife, her sister always makes a regular mac and
• 42:37
  cheese because the mom makes the Haitian. So so the reg one's always going
• 42:42
  the Haitian. Want to just sit there, people eat. It just looked
• 42:45
  like like a little dad just to be respectful, but what's this terrible wants
• 42:51
  sister every time that is terrible. And then at the end of the night,
• 42:53
  the mom be like, you could take some mac and cheese. I'm
• 42:57
  like, it's like a little girl. Yeah, I'm like this girl here,
• 43:07
  Yes, this is rice here. Yes, that red and green mac
• 43:09
  and cheese. Now you can keep that green and Christmas red and green mac
• 43:15
  and cheese. What was the best thing you gonna have for things? We
• 43:17
  talked about it. What's the best thing this year? Sorry we didn't finish
• 43:22
  the but m hmm, I'm just thinking about it. It was the turkey
• 43:29
  was really good. It was regularly it was some little rolls, some rolls
• 43:35
  they had it's pretty good. Use different shells fancy for like the mac and
• 43:42
  cheese. Yeah, I just put the regular elbow you do elbow shells.
• 43:47
  I respect those brood like stuff shell shells. It was like via It's hard
• 43:58
  to describe, but they were like like half moon. It was like fan
• 44:01
  almost like like Ravioli. The ones that looked like almost like a bottle cap,
• 44:08
  kind of like that a big and it was good. You want to
• 44:12
  know who needs to go to jail? I mean, noodles are just it's
• 44:15
  all the same people who use spaghetti noodles and baked mac and cheese. Sounds
• 44:22
  like something family get what people clearly but life or like on a on a
• 44:43
  not a real life. But I was watching a video where these two people
• 44:45
  was like making mac and cheese like this, having a mac and cheese off,
• 44:49
  and the woman used spaghetti noodles like oh yeah, my no, she's
• 44:53
  like my family just the way they do it, dead ass, And I
• 44:57
  was like, no, it's a lookie for each odd. Yeah. You
• 45:01
  know, if you're the family that you spaghetti news for mac and cheese,
• 45:06
  your whole family needs to be just spand your family eradicated. Yeah, I
• 45:09
  want them eliminated. I want that last name to the longer exists. Like
• 45:15
  people, stop putting bread crumbs on your ship. Yeah yeah, we don't
• 45:19
  need that. Just put a lot of cheese on top. Bread crumbs on
• 45:21
  a lot of things, honestly, put the fucking a lot of things don't
• 45:24
  need to be breaded. Put the aluminum foil on the pan in the oven,
• 45:29
  and then when it's done, take it out, put it under the
• 45:31
  broiler. That's all you gotta do. You see you see it on TikTok.
• 45:36
  You don't gotta put no break. It's this dude who like every time
• 45:38
  his mom cooks, he like they have to be it's a white lady that
• 45:46
  just cooks the food. Nigga debauchery, the yeah, yeah, it has
• 45:52
  to be fair. I saw one video and it was like, no,
• 45:54
  I'm not, I'm not doing this because they Yeah, it was very wasteful.
• 45:58
  I feel like in the beginning, yes, there was some ship where
• 46:00
  it was like oh and then and then the worst, the worst? Did
• 46:07
  you see the ribs? The worst? There's something The worst thing she did
• 46:15
  was the oxtail. This who the word about it was she got it from
• 46:25
  niggas. That was sound. It up and finished the story about the ox.
• 46:30
  Sh She she boiled it, no seasoning, boiled ox t this straight
• 46:37
  meat, just boiled. She was trying to cut. Then she was trying
• 46:42
  to cut it, and like she couldn't cut it. And it's just like,
• 46:44
  I wonder why. She did the same thing with ribs. She stuck
• 46:49
  a whole rack of ribs, put in some water, some vinegar. Water.
• 46:52
  She like the vinegar gonna tend to rise the meat, and then and
• 46:55
  then took some sauce. Square. No, she's just the line and just
• 47:05
  stuck it in the oven. That's so wasteful. You're not this is so
• 47:08
  good. No, you're not eating that. Thanks Giving More, she prepared
• 47:12
  the whole meal. You're like, you're gonna cook this, and it's like,
• 47:13
  no, I'm gonna cook it tomorrow. Oh my god. Oh wait.
• 47:17
  And then the lids chef boarders, mac and cheese. Yes, and
• 47:23
  I'm gonna cook it tomorrow. I don't even know he made that. She
• 47:25
  threw the lids away to one of the containers and talking about got them out
• 47:30
  the garbage and then put it to cover the food. All those and it
• 47:35
  got him out of the trash. At this point, the moment. It
• 47:37
  is literally on purpose, like bro very way. This has to be for
• 47:39
  content, unless at the end of every video they go to like one of
• 47:45
  master chefs and be like, hey, chef, make this gourmet and then
• 47:49
  they just take it and redo everything. That's a waste of food. There's
• 47:52
  no way anybody's doing. But MJ raises a great point. Bread crumbs really
• 47:57
  have a stranglehold on the white community. And as an ambassador to the white
• 48:04
  community, I'm going to extend an olive branch to you and advise you you're
• 48:07
  the ambassador, uh, an ambassador of blacks. Ambassador of blacks to whites.
• 48:13
  Yes, black, Okay, I'll take that. I'm the ambassador of
• 48:16
  white communit. I'm like, yeah, you know what an ambassador is.
• 48:21
  Yes, Michael, So what was wrong with that sentence you being an ambassador
• 48:25
  to the white community. I think he meant I think he thinks you're saying
• 48:29
  that's the right think that I think you're saying that you were saying that you're
• 48:32
  an ambassador for white people. Yes, then I would say ambassador of the
• 48:37
  black community. And that's why I said that one. That one makes it.
• 48:39
  But the first one I was like, excuse me of and two yes
• 48:43
  of and two ambassador too. We're doing some grammars. Yeah, yeah too,
• 48:51
  there say the right way. It just sounded to the yeah continue because
• 48:55
  it sounds like you're trying to make them better. I am are you by
• 49:00
  telling them trying to help to not put bread crumbs on ship? Yeah?
• 49:06
  Bread crumbs. I mean you could break crumbs certain stuff, certain things call
• 49:09
  for seventy of the ship they put bread crumbs on. Do not call for
• 49:15
  it. Oh, let me tell you something. I had to pull out
• 49:17
  the video of the the mom or grandma, whoever it was that said not
• 49:23
  the experiment on Thanksgiving. You had to pull that out on my mom.
• 49:28
  No, Mama. The whole family was up in arms because she decided to
• 49:36
  put some extra crunch on a third of the mac and cheese, to experiment
• 49:39
  too much. Anybody actually do that? Nobody, nobody. My siblings were
• 49:45
  irate in the kitchen. What is it, Mama? I love you,
• 49:53
  but respectfully, what the fuck are you thinking. It's the one day of
• 49:58
  the year. I'm looking forward all of this ship and you gotta mix it
• 50:00
  up. This is That's what I say. They had a breakdown because there
• 50:04
  was no mashed potatoes, She said, totally. Who said we're not gonna
• 50:07
  have mass potato. That's like waiting for the championship game to break out a
• 50:10
  new jump shot like we had so much. Luckily it wasn't my family,
• 50:19
  because they would have scraped that bit off, puttees and put the ship back
• 50:22
  in the up because you continue helping them. Yeah, just like listen breadcrumbs.
• 50:31
  Listen. If you have a question in your mind to put bread crumbs
• 50:37
  in or on something, look to the nearest negroid that used the exact same
• 50:46
  recipe, or just phone a friend. Just call him, phone a friend.
• 50:49
  You might not have one readily available on Facebook. Look to and you
• 50:54
  don't gotta go, look to your own person. There's that little skinny white
• 50:58
  girl that made a good, great macaroni and cheese teeny tiny whatever name is.
• 51:05
  If you feel a little bit more comfortable with your own people, go
• 51:07
  to her. Put your own Go on Facebook, go on TikTok, look
• 51:13
  up macaroni and cheese YouTube, look up the Negrodian creators. Okay, look
• 51:20
  look for one of these. A black hand, a black hand not okay,
• 51:27
  okay, or for white they gotta be from the South. I don't
• 51:31
  just to be safe, to be safe, to be safe safe. That's
• 51:37
  why there's no confusion here. Look for one of these. If you see
• 51:43
  this sprinkled breadcrumbs, I need you to see at least three of these in
• 51:49
  the room, sprinkled bread crumbs, three separate hands. Then you can do
• 51:52
  it. If you see one out of five, one out of six,
• 51:57
  one out of four, don't do it. Don't do it because what what
• 52:02
  do we even put breadkrumbs on? What do we put break rumbs on chicken?
• 52:07
  Right? Bread and chicken? That's it. That's about it. Put
• 52:09
  breakrooms on chicken. To fry certain things that either pink chicken, yeah,
• 52:15
  like like chicken parm or something like that. But that's just that's like just
• 52:19
  the one thing again. Bread, just use flour, shrimp, shrimp,
• 52:24
  yeah, anything that's supposed to be I'll allow you to do it. When
• 52:31
  you're putting, you're making baked macaroni and cheese, put it down, put
• 52:37
  it down, put it down. We don't it, And don't be smart
• 52:39
  white man and be like what about it? Don't exist, so don't try
• 52:43
  to create it. Fried. I don't fried macaroni. That's about it.
• 52:50
  Those are real. Those are real and that's probably the only way if you
• 52:53
  if you're dying, dying to fries some macaroni. Yeah, ain't gonna lie.
• 53:00
  I'm the top golf be good fried mac and cheese ball. Yeah,
• 53:04
  I haven't tried them. I don't think I've had it for that either.
• 53:07
  When you frying ice cream, when I said better they use batter, or
• 53:15
  they put it in bread like they'll take like roll out bread and put around
• 53:17
  it. Oh yeah, it maybe better like they rolled out white bread or
• 53:22
  something like. Put it around either way, but just be stop, be
• 53:30
  mindful. Cocazo put it in, put the it on brow? So has
• 53:38
  it before we finished? On Thanksgiving? Has has anybody lost a step?
• 53:45
  I've lost a step, lost the step because I only ate one plate.
• 53:47
  No, not us losing one step because I'm talking about people who cook.
• 53:52
  Has anybody cooked lost the step? Nah? Well, I didn't go to
• 53:58
  her Thanksgiving, but I know that she lost My aunt Patty mm bro.
• 54:02
  She used to we people used to designate just her to cook. She was
• 54:07
  the cooker of the family. We have a son, Patty, you in
• 54:10
  the kitchen. But now she got all these different health things where certain seasonings
• 54:16
  and salts and she she can't have it, so have everything. She eating
• 54:21
  her food now is the blandest ship in the world. Jesus Christ, Damn,
• 54:25
  I'm like, who made this? No, I'm good. No,
• 54:30
  that's not my Patty. That's not the Patty. That's not the patty Patricia.
• 54:34
  Now the name of this is Patricia. This is not Patty. This
• 54:37
  is not Patty. Damn, because the Patty I grew up with. Oh,
• 54:40
  I would be disgusted, would be disgusted. Not even no, No,
• 54:45
  we don't have to. It's any of your family. Put sugar name
• 54:50
  mac and cheese. Put what sugar? Na mac and cheese? Sugar,
• 54:52
  sugar, sugar. My unt Vanessa, she she used like the extra sharp
• 54:58
  cheddar so to cut the sharpness. I'm not live, bro, your family
• 55:00
  is not beating these allegations. Tell free listen, listen, hey, hey,
• 55:07
  heybody got somebody in him to do a little s like for v Hey
• 55:10
  listen. One of them lives in this house. You just leave your family
• 55:16
  on Thanksgiving? Oh no, no, hold on. I went to my
• 55:21
  sisters house and that the play I got from her house was supposed to be
• 55:24
  the next day plate. Because I eat nothing all day. I eat nothing
• 55:29
  all day. I'm just gonna grab this plate from you and I'm gonna go
• 55:30
  to my man's path house. I got home, I smelled it. That
• 55:34
  plate was going in twenty minutes and it was stacked, okay going. I
• 55:38
  was like, fuck, I ain't gonna have nothing tomorrow. There's no more
• 55:42
  nobody's eying more, no more left rowers, right, I hope not.
• 55:45
  You said you had your last plate today today. By the time this comes
• 55:49
  out, bushing it, you're definitely pushing this. Thanksgiving family left. They
• 55:57
  were in Delaware to see her, so said, I didn't have to go
• 56:00
  plates this year. Be like that. I know somebody that's listening to this
• 56:05
  podcast right now is having it Thanksgiving meal in there and road away. Yo,
• 56:09
  if your throat Thanksgiving today while you're listening to this, push it to
• 56:15
  the li nasty to the e R and have your stomach pumped. Stop stop
• 56:23
  that's all. Just stop video of Michael Jordan's Stop because what do you do?
• 56:30
  You have? You have really to me? You have till Monday.
• 56:36
  I only say Sunday, Sunday, you have today, have the weekend to
• 56:40
  get that. I'll give you Monday if you in the next work week.
• 56:45
  So well, because you're living it, yep. But what if you freeze
• 56:49
  it? I don't give a goddy talk to the white people now. I
• 56:52
  want to talk to my people, know, but what if you freeze it?
• 56:55
  I want to talk to my people. Just because you freeze something doesn't
• 57:01
  mean it it lives in this this time portal where time doesn't exist. It
• 57:08
  don't mean it's good forever. Right, that's true. I mean, so
• 57:13
  it's at least good for the freezing helps more than a week. What the
• 57:19
  fuck do you want turkey for more than a week? Ago before I always
• 57:22
  just I didn't say it was turkey. What that's It only gets worse that
• 57:28
  we go back, we go greens. But if it's frozen, you can
• 57:32
  why it's not gonna hit the same bad time? Eat it. We don't
• 57:38
  have to do that anymore. It's alright, Yeah, you're phrasing your Thanksgiving
• 57:42
  meals. You're just doing too much or or you are borderline homeless too much.
• 57:47
  Frozen then and not keep it in the fridge, and so it's just
• 57:50
  gone, and you know, and if it's not gone by that third fourth,
• 57:53
  then it go. Man, it's over. Let it go, Chris,
• 57:57
  it put it in the trash put in the tray. No, not
• 57:59
  even that, because it's gonna take the trash out now, so you might
• 58:01
  as well to take it. Put in the trash bag. It's over,
• 58:05
  just scourge factivity, is it done? Of course the earth. You can't
• 58:07
  eat that food you got. You got Christmas coming every day. Christmas is
• 58:10
  coming in four weeks. You're gonna have pretty much the same meal again.
• 58:14
  Your turkey. Your turkey then got gelatinized. Just it's fine. The little
• 58:22
  jelly that you know what I'm saying. Now, it's to the point where
• 58:23
  it's more je it's more. It's more gelatin than me. Let it.
• 58:30
  Let it, let it go. Leave the freezer stuff for the freezer,
• 58:34
  leave the hot the hot pockets need their own space. Okay, I'm back
• 58:38
  of corn, back of peas pees. They don't want this fucking last week
• 58:44
  turkey taking up the vibe. It's okay. Freezing mac the only thing I
• 58:49
  will allow past Sunday, and it's probably not gonna last. That water,
• 58:54
  nah water, I was gonna say, uh, sweeper tat the pie.
• 58:59
  That ain't gonna it's not gonna last. But I will allow that one of
• 59:01
  my fridge right now, I'm about to eat it tomorrow. Jesus, throw
• 59:07
  it away. Go buy a new one. No, go buy a new
• 59:09
  one. It's the season. He's just going against the green at this point.
• 59:16
  I'll send you a video of me eating. You have a slow motion,
• 59:21
  you know. So at Walmart they have the patties. I don't like
• 59:24
  them. They come frozen, but I eat the peach collars and stuff.
• 59:31
  I like patty. I haven't had one of a long time. So they
• 59:35
  have the date on there. It's always like eat by this date. And
• 59:39
  I always was like, oh, that's just gonna be going by tomorrow.
• 59:42
  Maybe I'm always gonna beat the date as you should. No, no,
• 59:46
  no, but it's like I try like it, make it, try to
• 59:52
  stretch it. I don't think you understand how good those fucking cobblers are.
• 59:57
  I don't like peaches. So she got apple, Oh yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:00:00
  I've had the apple. She got the BlackBerry patty, you keep that.
• 1:00:04
  She got the blueberry and strawberry, you can keep both of those.
• 1:00:07
  And I just found out they have family side, So then that's one.
• 1:00:10
  Because they usually make them like like this big er. I think those are
• 1:00:15
  supposed to be bigger. I've only seen little day. I saw it and
• 1:00:20
  they had the bigger Wow. That's different. I've never seen the personal patty
• 1:00:24
  pie. That's all. That's all I'm seeing it. I feel like it's
• 1:00:27
  not supposed to be personal, but it just comes really small. Yeah,
• 1:00:30
  how much pot does your family need? No? I thought it was just
• 1:00:32
  regular pile. I've never seen a personal patty pie. Cream bean cast role,
• 1:00:39
  not a black thing, right, It's not bad though, I've seen
• 1:00:44
  the integration. I'm good off anything green beer castles. Want went to a
• 1:00:50
  friend's house and never like asking like, oh, what's your sister's making.
• 1:00:52
  That's just the normal mac geees yams. We didn't do turkeys. They did
• 1:00:59
  a cornish okay, the regular yeah, standard fairs. And then she was
• 1:01:07
  like, oh no green bean castro and I was like no, and I
• 1:01:10
  went like this, no, pointed to your hand. No, no,
• 1:01:15
  no, no, I don't think she understood that. Yeah, we don't
• 1:01:19
  not doing that. She thought you were pointing to your watch. It's not
• 1:01:27
  I know. I'm just saying it's a mutual friend. Y'all know too.
• 1:01:30
  I was like, I don't know that person. I don't know that person
• 1:01:34
  anymore. Not green bean castles were not bad, bro, I'm good.
• 1:01:37
  I don't think it's it's creaming mushroom soup, green beans and Chrispy onions at
• 1:01:44
  the top and all that sounds not necessary. I just don't want it.
• 1:01:47
  Just gave me the green beans fair enough and maybe some bread crumbs. I
• 1:01:52
  think break crumbs. That's what the Chrispy onions for. I do love those.
• 1:01:59
  Chrispy just be busting just by himself. Did y'all see the viral or
• 1:02:04
  the TikTok with the It was like a I guess you can call it a
• 1:02:08
  front potluck is sort but it's like kind of Thanksgiving at this company. Everybody
• 1:02:14
  brought something and the one dude brought mad ship and then the one girl was
• 1:02:20
  like, yeah, warnugate salad. But did you see like like they were
• 1:02:27
  trying to come and I'm like, homeboy was the m v P he brought?
• 1:02:30
  First of all, he brought like niggay to get n Yeah, he
• 1:02:36
  brought two mac and cheeses he brought He brought one regular mac and cheese and
• 1:02:40
  a spicy mac and cheese. I like spicy, but I don't think I
• 1:02:45
  want spicy mac. I forget what. But he brought mad listen, like
• 1:02:49
  some people just brought like one little thing. He was making sure he had
• 1:02:52
  enough food that he could enjoy exactly. He was making sure he played it
• 1:02:58
  safe. Yeah. Sure that nigga clearly isn't at his job. He's trying
• 1:03:01
  not to get fired. He was working, he was trying to smooth things
• 1:03:05
  over with people. No, he was just making sure he has something to
• 1:03:07
  eat on the pot because a lot of people only eat the ship they bring.
• 1:03:10
  So he was like, I'm gonna make sure I have me a spread.
• 1:03:14
  Now he went above and beyond he went. He was like, I'm
• 1:03:17
  gonna make sure I eat today. I'm looking at that Watergate salad thin come
• 1:03:22
  up first. It was like gelatin marshmallows, nasty, just throw up that
• 1:03:28
  way of the light. M h. I likes, but suck my dick.
• 1:03:31
  I didn't eat that. Nah, not a chance. What we got
• 1:03:35
  to that? Uh dumb ass son? What is sun deal? Because that
• 1:03:40
  nigga, I'm gonna set the word that Nigga is dumb, that Nigga is
• 1:03:45
  fucking stupid, that Nigga is remedia. Yes, they were at the they
• 1:03:50
  were at the Falcons game. It was really cool. So the Falcons brought
• 1:03:53
  back like a bunch of like Atlanta artists, Like they have people performing,
• 1:03:57
  like came down from stealing Sea, Little Green performed. They had fucking everybody
• 1:04:01
  was there. T I brought out the team to bring him out. It
• 1:04:04
  was dope. So they're sitting in the box seats with like family and friends
• 1:04:08
  and stuff, and for whatever reason, it was King right, that's name.
• 1:04:11
  King was on Instagram live and they were pretty much like they were talking
• 1:04:15
  and having a conversation, but it was one of those things where like Tany
• 1:04:18
  and t I were joking and then he actually got his feelings. I think
• 1:04:23
  he was drunk. You know, everybody was in there drinking, and I'm
• 1:04:26
  pretty sure he was drunk because he wasn't making no damn sense. So pretty
• 1:04:30
  much he was trying to say that like he'd been standing on business and he
• 1:04:34
  didn't grow up with a silver spoon. Excuse me, and and that and
• 1:04:39
  everybody they're like, how the fuck? It was? Like, Yo,
• 1:04:43
  you literally had you had a pocousle in your house, Like it's just like
• 1:04:45
  what we watched you grow up in a mansion, My nigga, what are
• 1:04:50
  you talking about? And he's like, oh, y'all, I ain't see
• 1:04:53
  why. I was on the grandma's house and I was, and I was
• 1:04:56
  doing this, y'all when your father went on tour, you had to stay
• 1:04:59
  at your grandma. I'm imagine, like what, bro, what are you
• 1:05:00
  saying? And then he was like, yeah, he's I'll take out to
• 1:05:02
  the bandoor right now. I'll take up to the band door right now.
• 1:05:05
  And t I was like, Yo, you're embarrassing yourself. Like what are
• 1:05:09
  you talking about? Embarrassing me? Literally? Bro, he was just sounded
• 1:05:13
  dumb. And then he started talking crazy to his mom and like she like
• 1:05:16
  put his hand and put her hand on him, trying to like like calm
• 1:05:18
  down. He like brush her hand off, And that's what I had to
• 1:05:21
  grip this nigga up by his quickly, quickly he said, you ain't gonna
• 1:05:26
  do nothing. While I'm standing there, he was that niggas embarrassing. There's
• 1:05:30
  there's something off with him anyway, Like it's always something with this little nigga.
• 1:05:35
  Watched the show you saw he was like already kind of like the the
• 1:05:41
  problem. But it was like cute then, yeah, but now he's the
• 1:05:45
  youngest one. No, that's a daughter major. Oh, yeah, the
• 1:05:49
  daughter, she's only seven, but well she's newer. But yeah, he
• 1:05:55
  was a baby for a long time. No, he wasn't. It was
• 1:05:56
  major major. I don't know these kids majors, the one after him,
• 1:06:01
  and then the one with the meme with the mug, I even know.
• 1:06:08
  I I seen him. I just didn't know, doubt that that was their
• 1:06:12
  son. The only mean I know what the mug is a little white boy
• 1:06:15
  and he's sitting there like that one is funny. It's the only me I
• 1:06:20
  know with somebody with But yeah, I don't. I don't know. That's
• 1:06:26
  just something something's wrong with I don't know why. Like, kids want to
• 1:06:29
  be from the hood so bad, they want to be so tough, so
• 1:06:31
  you gain nothing from it, bro Like, like what's what this identity crisis?
• 1:06:35
  Just except the fact that your father lived through that ship and got somewhere
• 1:06:41
  where you don't have to live like that. That's the point. Like him
• 1:06:45
  and your mom, Like they both are very successful people and they literally put
• 1:06:48
  you in this situation so you didn't have to be. But you're trying to
• 1:06:51
  go back to it to prove something to niggas. That's what they do.
• 1:06:57
  That ship is weird. Like, look at where we live. That sh
• 1:07:00
  weird as hell you grew up. We literally like it's one thing if you
• 1:07:02
  did all this and it wasn't on TV, but we literally watched it like
• 1:07:06
  there's there's there's evidence of you being in the mansion and living in there.
• 1:07:11
  He said he was drinking. Obviously he had to be. He needs apologies.
• 1:07:15
  Drink, I need an apology asap. But apologize to your family.
• 1:07:21
  Bro, like this this this level of delusion. Oh I had no idea
• 1:07:27
  that that was their son. That's crazy. Oh I had no idea,
• 1:07:30
  and he put it he drinks this little Yeah okay, yes, yeah,
• 1:07:34
  okay, the level of be like him him since the show and then the
• 1:07:40
  other older brother he's a rapper too, right, yeah, good, he's
• 1:07:45
  mine in his business. You have a few kids. I think he's like
• 1:07:48
  the he he's like the third youngest. There's only a two, but he
• 1:07:53
  got the other like because those are her kids. Well, out of all
• 1:07:57
  kids, he's the third youngest kid. Yeah, there's not really much else
• 1:08:03
  to speak on the matter about. The kid lives in a very deep,
• 1:08:08
  deep delusion and that's that crazy. It's his whole mouthpiece, like his whole
• 1:08:16
  face, he chattering, he looks like a muppet. They put that mouth
• 1:08:24
  looks crazy. It looks like some type of muppet thing. And other rapper
• 1:08:28
  relations one Rodarius Wave has been under fire this you might have figured the mic
• 1:08:35
  now this to go to our roadway way because they said he was out here
• 1:08:44
  stealing lyrics and uh from multiple songs. I saw this could be cleared up
• 1:08:51
  in case I saw wrong. I saw that he said to one of them
• 1:08:54
  like, you don't even know like what you're talking about, because this got
• 1:08:59
  cleared with the the artists, the label or whatever, because that artist didn't
• 1:09:03
  own their music. I was like, oh, fair play Ride, you
• 1:09:06
  probably got something there. I mean, there were some other ones that people
• 1:09:12
  were like. It was a lot of them, like and I understand sampling
• 1:09:15
  is a thing, but he's just blatantly like taking people's lyrics and then singing
• 1:09:19
  it. You know what I'm saying, Like and he's saying like, yeah,
• 1:09:23
  other people I got permission for, or he's saying like he said to
• 1:09:25
  Boozy, like he tried to say that Boosy don't even own the song and
• 1:09:30
  that and that I guess he got a point. I mean, if he
• 1:09:32
  doesn't, then he got a point there, but also it's like, why
• 1:09:35
  are you so shameless like doing this? I mean, and I know a
• 1:09:41
  lot of people. I know a lot of people. Do I know Drake
• 1:09:43
  has done it plenty of times. Drake does it all the time. Yeah,
• 1:09:45
  but but he does it usually. I was gonna say, he does
• 1:09:49
  it intentionally. So the Rod why is it? Why would Rob be doing
• 1:09:56
  it unintentionally? I mean there's a way of pay oh my shock, I
• 1:10:00
  would say, versus just doing writing it off. It almost seems like you're
• 1:10:03
  own. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's what it is. I mean
• 1:10:10
  that's like probably like the slight difference. I don't think Rodway is paying any
• 1:10:13
  match to Jay jay Z. He took a whole jay Z bar, like
• 1:10:16
  a whole sixteen Come on, c nigga, did you see that? True?
• 1:10:25
  It was a good eight bars. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 1:10:27
  He's just singing it. It was like just regular jay Z lyrics and he's
• 1:10:30
  just singing it on. They listen and if you know the lyrics, you
• 1:10:32
  know, oh that's Jay he over there playing how much the Jay? But
• 1:10:35
  the young niggas probably don't know that's j and and what at the end of
• 1:10:40
  the bar he supposed to go. That was jay Z but the way but
• 1:10:47
  that's such a source for But that's the point that was from that was from
• 1:10:54
  the heart of the city. But that's the point though. I think,
• 1:10:56
  like when you're when you're him, you can get away with something like that
• 1:10:58
  because he's like, Yo, the niggas that is gonna be wouldn't know this
• 1:11:00
  exactly, but he grew up with us, so he's paying music easy.
• 1:11:06
  Yes, there's a thin line. It's a fine line. That's all I'm
• 1:11:12
  gonna say about it. Think about jay Z's status in the world of music,
• 1:11:16
  do you think that he doesn't have people that specifically checked for ship like
• 1:11:24
  this roder j jay Z, Like, do you think R Wave will be
• 1:11:28
  able to get away with this? No? No, no, he asked
• 1:11:30
  for it obviously. No, I'm not saying that. So then how you
• 1:11:32
  say, like he gets away with it because people don't know it's jay Z
• 1:11:34
  like jay Z No, no, no, he gets away with it for
• 1:11:38
  his to his fans like like they heard that shit and didn't think anything of
• 1:11:44
  jay Z. I just thought it was Roy Wade. Nobody thought anything jay
• 1:11:46
  Z. And that's and uh And again that's part of the problem. It's
• 1:11:49
  not that sampling forever. If you've listened to the ship now, you're not
• 1:11:53
  like, ah, this came from fucking Al Green forty years ago. No
• 1:11:56
  one does that. There's a difference between lyrics straight lyrics, straight lyrics,
• 1:12:00
  the part of the hook, that's all. It's like, it's not like
• 1:12:03
  he wrapped the whole song. But I think the main less But the main
• 1:12:09
  problem is he does it so much. Though this happens in the you can't
• 1:12:13
  say that when the only time you've ever heard it was two days ago when
• 1:12:16
  somebody tweeted two songs, more than two songs. It wasn't it was two
• 1:12:21
  songs. I saw the tweet you retweeted. It was two songs from two
• 1:12:25
  days ago. You can't say that he does it all the time, two
• 1:12:28
  songs pretty much like everybody just wanted him to be kind. Gang fifty told
• 1:12:31
  me, Jay Z told me before they give the bar out. I mean
• 1:12:35
  that that's the only way like this. That's music. Unfortunately, music,
• 1:12:43
  it happens a lot. It's okay, it happens every genre, hip hop,
• 1:12:46
  R and B. Everything is stolen from somebody, from something. It's
• 1:12:51
  like everything's been done everything. You're not nobody. You're not coming up with
• 1:12:57
  anything there. It was Boosy and it was crazy. That's the two lines.
• 1:13:00
  Everybody. There's an Ed Shering one. There's a jay Z one.
• 1:13:05
  He did a Drake one. It was with three. That's three, right,
• 1:13:10
  it's a drake one. We didn't keep going. It's all right,
• 1:13:15
  It's okay. Rod Wave isn't a thief. He's just another artist doing what
• 1:13:18
  artists do. It's an artist. When an artist asked for it, just
• 1:13:24
  give him the money. It's not that big dibu And that's what Boosie is
• 1:13:27
  saying. But then Rod Wave's response to that was nigga, you don't even
• 1:13:29
  own the song. No. What happened? First, Boosy made a video
• 1:13:34
  about it, saying that he was gonna suit the nigga. Rob was like,
• 1:13:38
  you don't got to suit me, Like, just come talk to me
• 1:13:39
  whatever, you can figure it out. And then Boosy started talking ship and
• 1:13:43
  then Rob was like, nigga, you don't got to You don't own the
• 1:13:45
  ship, so I really don't got to do nothing with you. There you
• 1:13:47
  go, which is fair. You're getting bunked with some ship that you don't
• 1:13:50
  even known. But player, I was ready to have a conversation with you.
• 1:13:56
  I was gonna hit your broke gast off with a little something something.
• 1:13:59
  But you want to get all, you ain't getting nothing. I can't have
• 1:14:03
  the exact same way I would have handled that. Yeah, fair enough,
• 1:14:09
  you're looking a goddamn thing. Yeah, I guess when I guess when it
• 1:14:13
  gets brought up and it's gets gets put under a microscope, it always looks
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  a little funny. But yeah, he's just and I guess from I don't
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  know, it's just this screwed excrewed because he's the latest guy to be caught
• 1:14:29
  into that type of thing. And I feel like and I feel like he's
• 1:14:31
  a good writer. Gen Zels is just stupid and oh it's just you know,
• 1:14:36
  just do the same thing with Marvin Gay like, but his was the
• 1:14:40
  His wasn't even the song. It was the melody, right, But Marvin
• 1:14:44
  Gaze from does single thing. And that's why this camera they said like they
• 1:14:48
  are going to get October London, count your days October London. They do
• 1:14:54
  that every single have y'all do you know October London? I know you knew
• 1:14:58
  who he is. That was over London October London. You never heard him.
• 1:15:00
  He has a song literally take a Month in the City. Yeah,
• 1:15:04
  that's literally what he did. He I don't know why, yeah, why
• 1:15:10
  he made that his thing. So he has an album called The Rebirth,
• 1:15:15
  The Rebirth of Marvin, and his song called Backs of Your Place. It
• 1:15:19
  literally and his voice, he sounds exactly like Marvin Gay. I mean,
• 1:15:25
  if that's my voice, you can't. No, he's doing it on purpose.
• 1:15:28
  Oh well that's what I sound like. And it literally sounds like Marvin
• 1:15:30
  Gay. Bro, It's crazy. The Rebirth of Marvin. Though, they're
• 1:15:34
  gonna get him. Marvin Harrison. I didn't say which Marvin, Marvin Hagler,
• 1:15:42
  Marvin Marvin. I didn't say which one. Al that's not Marv Albert.
• 1:15:53
  Wow, shout out to Marv. His teeth. Something I was going
• 1:16:00
  to talk about from my week watch some good TV. We talked about a
• 1:16:03
  little bit today. Blue Eye Samurai on Netflix. You did something with that
• 1:16:10
  one. I haven't finished the first episode yet, and I was like,
• 1:16:12
  God, damn, this is some he boy. Because I saw it and
• 1:16:17
  the cartoon that place takes place in a certain place Japan, but I was
• 1:16:28
  looking at it and the animation reminded me of the animation. It reminded me
• 1:16:30
  of a Spider Verse spider kind of. Yeah, especially just a little.
• 1:16:34
  It's a little it's smoother though. Yeah, it's like more anime style,
• 1:16:38
  super crisp, like three D. The story was like, I say,
• 1:16:43
  that's not for kids. It's very I only got about I watched finished.
• 1:16:48
  I finished the whole ten minutes of it. Yeah, yeah, same here.
• 1:16:51
  The first five minutes I was like, oh, this isn't for kids.
• 1:16:54
  And the crazy thing is I was watching that in the drive like the
• 1:16:58
  parking lot of a Japanese rest. I was about to go, you're getting
• 1:17:00
  ready yourself character when I had a little sushi. Oh it wasn't playing that
• 1:17:12
  way, y'all put it in the chat a give it a look like I'm
• 1:17:15
  waiting. I could put it on might as well, getting character. So
• 1:17:20
  nice to see all the Chinese people jack in the Japanese restaurants are different.
• 1:17:30
  Story to inform you, sir, we're completely We actually have a long standing
• 1:17:36
  beef with those guys. Did you see the making of that? But yeah,
• 1:17:44
  the voice, well they have the making of that, like the behind
• 1:17:47
  the scenes recording. The worst one is when he it's the episode where like
• 1:17:56
  they have them doing like the human centipede and then the Asian guys in the
• 1:18:01
  front and Kyle's in the middle, and then the guy's like, what do
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  you have for dinner? He's like, oh, do I want the tapioca
• 1:18:11
  pudding? I don't want the kettle fishing asparagus. He's like, get the
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  tapiocha pu. He's like, coldon fishing asparagus. Okay, Oh, it's
• 1:18:23
  coming really bad. It's coming out of my asshole. He said, I
• 1:18:29
  believe in you car all of Oh my god, discuss that was a very
• 1:18:33
  disgusting concept. That was the most That was easily the most disgusting movie.
• 1:18:38
  I was very disturbing. That was hard to watch, the first that I
• 1:18:43
  think. I don't even know if I watched the second one. I don't
• 1:18:45
  think I get through. I watched only the first one all the way there.
• 1:18:47
  We watched the first one as a family. Yeah yeah, in my
• 1:18:50
  apartment. Yeah yeah, that was bad. I don't know why we decided.
• 1:18:55
  I don't know why we decided. Like twenty three, watch Human Center.
• 1:18:58
  He's just doing ship that was so long ago. I don't know why
• 1:19:01
  that ship's goofy shit. But that was nasty, he shout outs South all
• 1:19:09
  the show. Let's say it's about a samurai that is uh, I guess
• 1:19:16
  we would say this is ancient not ancient Japan, but like sixteenth centuries,
• 1:19:19
  seventeenth century or something like that. So Japan has closed off their borders.
• 1:19:24
  They're not allowed to have any like white people, white stuff, Western civilization,
• 1:19:29
  anything like that. Mm. Then you know they said, smart,
• 1:19:33
  we get over here. You can keep that over there. But this person
• 1:19:39
  is a I guess a bastard. You say, like their mom was Japanese
• 1:19:44
  and their I guess dad is assuming to be a white man, a pilgrim.
• 1:19:48
  Yeah, he came over one of the few white men in the country.
• 1:19:55
  And pretty much the show follows them trying to kill their dad or who
• 1:20:01
  they think is their dad, and they just they catch body after body.
• 1:20:05
  They killed a lot of Japanese people. Great, I figured first first five
• 1:20:10
  minutes, she chopped off four fingers. I don't get that they got the
• 1:20:13
  first two like from the angle like that. What she's like that? Yeah,
• 1:20:19
  his fingers were on the gun was no she but it doesn't show what
• 1:20:25
  side she even chops. She clearly chopped that side of course, but she
• 1:20:30
  would have had to do a little Yeah, she can that, she can't.
• 1:20:32
  She liked that. She came up with the mm hmm, you're not
• 1:20:36
  even worth my blade god two fingers. That she was cold blooded. Bro.
• 1:20:45
  I was like, I'm locked in like a booty holey going too hard.
• 1:20:51
  But because the guy they had like a slave, I'm sorry, I
• 1:20:55
  don't know the son Okay, well he was like the soervant there though.
• 1:21:00
  He was just doing everything. This nigga had no hands. He was born
• 1:21:03
  without hands and his dad was an asshole. Yeah, fucking dickhead. He's
• 1:21:06
  had no hands with No, he didn't have hands. No, ringo has
• 1:21:10
  no hands. How the funk was he doing that stuff? Then he had
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  a little contract like a little wristband and sticks. Yeah yeah, you see
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  that right, Yeah, the little sticks stick the chopsticks or like a spoon
• 1:21:21
  onto his wristband. He figured it out. But he has no hands.
• 1:21:25
  That's crazy because he got the whole thing like you better not spill it,
• 1:21:28
  and then kicked them in ass Yeah, I like treating them like a dig
• 1:21:30
  don't spill it. You're gonna kick him handless? Well, but yeah,
• 1:21:34
  I'm gonna watch it I'm gonna finish it. How many episodes is it?
• 1:21:39
  Eight? Eight? Oh, that's short, that's easy, but I mean
• 1:21:41
  hour long? No, some of them only like thirty five forty okay,
• 1:21:44
  because that first bands on the episode, the first episode long. It's like,
• 1:21:45
  damn, bro, we can't get thirty minute clips. We gotta get
• 1:21:48
  an hour long banger. Yeah. Some people listen to the pot said damn,
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  damn get nah, you get the Strokes, come back later, still
• 1:22:02
  gonna be stroking long dig Like what else got seven strokes to get through Invincible?
• 1:22:10
  I don't know if you up with that. I'm so mad that they
• 1:22:12
  chopped that into two separate parts for one season, like they get like why,
• 1:22:16
  I don't understand, and this is how people lose interest. But that's
• 1:22:19
  last they that's how they make more money. When that Steve Harvey came back
• 1:22:27
  with God, did you watch it, Mike? What? I haven't watched
• 1:22:32
  stuff. I didn't watch four watch it? Never mind. I know what
• 1:22:38
  happens though, So you don't know what happens in this episode, do you?
• 1:22:41
  I know what happens in the whole story. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
• 1:22:43
  We're talking about this episode. Tell me what happens. Okay, I
• 1:22:46
  ain't watch it. Are you gonna watch it? Yes? I got watched
• 1:22:51
  three and I'm guessing four. Never mind, hold your horses. I want
• 1:22:59
  to talk about this all right. What show is Itncible? It's superheroes too,
• 1:23:05
  Yeah, yeah, it's fire, so non superhero superheroes. It's fire.
• 1:23:10
  Now you with this? Like the Boy boy? Can you with it?
• 1:23:16
  Bro? They lips move with you? All niggas? You need help?
• 1:23:23
  Like boys? You like the Boys? Alright? Oh? The Boys
• 1:23:26
  is sick? This isn't that sick? Like I didn't not like it,
• 1:23:30
  but like I couldn't also stop watching. It's not like something I would typically
• 1:23:38
  watch. But I binge watched from the We talked about it two weeks ago,
• 1:23:42
  three years ago. I've watched all three seasons. I've been done for
• 1:23:45
  a week. There's one part of the season of Invincible. He fucking chops
• 1:23:49
  this nigga's stomach with just his hand like that. Yeah, that sounds like
• 1:23:53
  some of the boys. Yeah, and I know you've seen the fucking fight
• 1:23:59
  scene from the first so last season. So after watching that first episode,
• 1:24:01
  if you're not hooked and you're just smart, I don't think he saw that
• 1:24:05
  off the Twitter. That scene was going around crazy, or if you see
• 1:24:09
  the fight scene between him and him and No Man versus the Justice League or
• 1:24:14
  whatever, where he was going through just wrecking everybody, squeeze dude head together.
• 1:24:18
  So I'm saying, I was, I just need season two of gen
• 1:24:20
  V. The fucking blurs over the punching him and we got him. Now
• 1:24:25
  I need to know what happens now. I'm hooked and just wanted to know
• 1:24:28
  the story at this point. But I mean, they say the next season
• 1:24:30
  of the Boys is gonna pick up directly. I'm sorry, I don't really
• 1:24:34
  just on the load. It's like lightly tapping. I'm sorry, I was
• 1:24:51
  getting nervous. Just broke up for the wall. I'm like, great,
• 1:25:00
  great work. I like that you put the camera on ship that was gonna
• 1:25:08
  looking at m J said, is this okay? Yeah, gonna work because
• 1:25:15
  I want to get cool. I want to cool down, but I also
• 1:25:17
  don't want to destroy the lighting. Okay, it's not cooler, that's sand
• 1:25:24
  bags. We are. We have approached non cool zone. I don't have
• 1:25:31
  a beater on this, it's just it's not that's poor planning. Only a
• 1:25:35
  beater on your so what a at tank top? A tank top? Yes,
• 1:25:43
  I can't say that anymore. We can't call it anymore. I'm about
• 1:25:45
  saying I mean, I mean, it's not a great society. Speaking of
• 1:25:49
  beaters. Yo, did y'all see Matt Rife's a Netflix special? It wasn't
• 1:25:55
  It wasn't It wasn't good track about Chris Brown not be Wow. So Matt
• 1:26:00
  Rice Netflix special wasn't good. No, it wasn't like, it wasn't good
• 1:26:05
  and it was just like, yeah, like you can just tell he's not
• 1:26:10
  a he's not a joke writing comedian like I think people were. I saw
• 1:26:13
  one girl on TikTok talking about how he's trying to change his audience and he
• 1:26:15
  wants it to be like more guys because he had like a lot of girls
• 1:26:18
  watching him, which is which is I understand that, but I think I
• 1:26:23
  don't think that's recently. That's stupid. I don't think that's what he was
• 1:26:25
  trying to do. That's exactly what vocal about that A bunch his he said
• 1:26:30
  the first two big shows he did, the first show was all women,
• 1:26:34
  the second show was all gay males, and that's when he realized that his
• 1:26:40
  his fan base is not because of his comedy the way he looks, So
• 1:26:45
  he's trying to get comedy fan like fans based off his comedy instead of so
• 1:26:50
  he's just going out to see him because of the actress. But it's like
• 1:26:53
  bro breast reduction. So this is what this is. This is silly going
• 1:26:57
  to respect me from my craft. But what he was doing was working.
• 1:27:00
  Well, it's like him him writing jokes or whatever, telling jokes, going
• 1:27:05
  to crowd that isn't there for his jokes. They don't care about what jokes
• 1:27:09
  he's telling. Yeah, but so he wants to tell jokes and they want
• 1:27:12
  to see his stick. But clearly he was from the from the clips that
• 1:27:15
  he was even posting on TikTok. He was never a joke writer. His
• 1:27:19
  proud work is immaculate, he said, because the jokes weren't laying it because
• 1:27:23
  of who was in the crowd. That's his whole beef with it or like
• 1:27:26
  not beef, but like that's his whole Maybe that's his response, that's all
• 1:27:32
  that's But also yeah, and it works into the fact that the girl on
• 1:27:35
  TikTok, I gotta find that siktok. She said that early in his career.
• 1:27:39
  He was on Wilding Out and somebody asked him, like, Yo,
• 1:27:43
  do you see your career kind of going like Gary Owens where you're not necessarily
• 1:27:46
  the token white guy, but you get to be around like a lot of
• 1:27:49
  black events, Like whenever def Comedy Jam does something, Gary Owens was doing
• 1:27:54
  it. Do you see yourself going kind of like that type of trajectory?
• 1:27:57
  He said, No, I don't want to pigeonhole myself like that. Yeah,
• 1:28:00
  I mean, and that's not a bad answer. That's not a bad
• 1:28:02
  answer. It's a bad answer when the same thing happens again. And also
• 1:28:06
  and then I don't want to It's a problem when you're talking about the only
• 1:28:14
  people who gave your ass any attention in the first place. You're you're trying
• 1:28:17
  to be. He wasn't nowhere. We put you on wallin Out, He
• 1:28:23
  wasn't nowhere before that. Would you say that about Kevin Hart? He has
• 1:28:27
  to stay only black because that's who gave him his start. No, so,
• 1:28:33
  But Kevin Heart's actually funny and he's been he was in other places.
• 1:28:39
  You see Kevin Hart developing the other places. He did not alien He did
• 1:28:43
  not alienate, never any part of his fan base. Sure he's not trying
• 1:28:47
  to alienate, but he's not trying to I'm not trying to pander, but
• 1:28:54
  that's not he's not trying to just have jokes that only if you're black,
• 1:28:59
  you're understanding. He never had that. Yeah, but he's not what he's
• 1:29:02
  saying. He doesn't just want to have a black audience. Now, I'm
• 1:29:06
  sure there are white people who know who Gary Owens is. But if you
• 1:29:10
  was to go to fucking South Dakota, Gary Oden, Gary Owens ain't selling
• 1:29:13
  ship. I mean, he ain't selling it in South Dakola of the naval
• 1:29:18
  basessing naval base, there's no water, Naval Army, air Force, listen,
• 1:29:28
  there's there's There's nothing wrong with him saying that I want to be more
• 1:29:31
  widespread, because that's essentially but he was. Really when you say I don't
• 1:29:35
  want to pigeon out hole myself, that's exactly that's exactly what you're saying,
• 1:29:39
  I guess. But when you when you turn around to do it again,
• 1:29:43
  when you get a fan base, that's what you' that's what he's doing.
• 1:29:45
  Now, you're just trying to You're just not famous the way you want to.
• 1:29:49
  He's looking to appease a crowd that he can't relate to because he is
• 1:29:55
  not fun No, he's no, no, because that's what it is.
• 1:30:00
  Just not the people now that gave him, that put him in the spot
• 1:30:02
  now is just people that just think he's attractive. It has nothing to do
• 1:30:08
  with his comedy. His most of his fans are people that want to fuck
• 1:30:10
  him. But I've seen but no. But the thing is like, it's
• 1:30:17
  just like he's doing again saying I don't want to pigeonhole myself. Yeah,
• 1:30:21
  I don't want to pigeon because I'm a comic, I'm not a model.
• 1:30:24
  Yeah, and then got it, that's what. And then the problem is
• 1:30:27
  he kind of just went out and proved that he's not even funny because he's
• 1:30:30
  trying to because you tried to trying to get that audience. He don't want
• 1:30:32
  it, and you weren't funny. He don't want he didn't you didn't even
• 1:30:35
  get it. He don't want them. What he don't want the black people,
• 1:30:38
  he doesn't want to excuse, don't want the gaze. He don't want
• 1:30:41
  them exclusive. You want white men to the white dude age lord comedians.
• 1:30:46
  And that's why he went on a. He went on a special in front
• 1:30:49
  of a bunch of women and told domestic violence jokes that weren't funny. That's
• 1:30:54
  not and that weren't funny. On top of that, you're not reading the
• 1:30:57
  room. There was only one to do his jokes small, it's multiple,
• 1:31:00
  and you don't do that in a crowd of women, and you're not funny
• 1:31:06
  on top of that at least then, so once you alienate to group you're
• 1:31:11
  it's called fumbling the bag again and again. And then the group that you're
• 1:31:15
  the group that you're selling out. All these people that give you money to
• 1:31:19
  appeal to the group that you're trying to get to, they don't want to
• 1:31:24
  fuck They don't want to fuck with you anyway, because you're not funny,
• 1:31:28
  the jokes don't land, and you just don't fit that mold. And part
• 1:31:32
  of it is because he is an attractive dude, and I'm not gonna lie
• 1:31:38
  being an attractive dude in comedy especially no whatever, take that and ride it.
• 1:31:44
  As attractive as he is, he's not going to reach the average dude
• 1:31:48
  that you might think may be into comedy like that. Hmmmm. Comedy is
• 1:31:57
  about relating to people, and the regular person that's like comedy I think related
• 1:32:04
  when you do that type of comedy, give money to people that they relate
• 1:32:10
  to. So you're saying he's too attractive to be a comedian and not funny
• 1:32:14
  enough. Also, yeah, yeah, I think I'm saying. I'm saying
• 1:32:17
  the attractiveness will set you back. Unfortunately, his attractive have gotten the special
• 1:32:24
  I'm talking about in relation to the people. To the people trying to target,
• 1:32:29
  you're trying to target. You don't give a fuck what you look like
• 1:32:31
  exactly. They don't care a what you look like. You're not funny,
• 1:32:35
  and then if you do look good, they might hold that against you because
• 1:32:39
  it's pretty well don't know what it is to make jokes and be funny and
• 1:32:42
  be witty because in their mind, I'm thinking like a hating as his nigga
• 1:32:45
  myself, he ain't never had the joke and working the nothing in all his
• 1:32:48
  life look at him but okay, and then but at the end of the
• 1:32:56
  day, it just boils down to the fact that the nigga's not funny.
• 1:33:00
  He's good at and you gotta keep working. He's not funny enough, He's
• 1:33:03
  not funny enough. After what he's trying to do. And then when you
• 1:33:09
  then when he did the double down thing where he said, if you have
• 1:33:13
  an issue, click the link, and especially I thought that was pretty fun.
• 1:33:16
  That was that was funnier than the whole stuffs fun. That was funnier
• 1:33:20
  than it was. Just like you're trying, You're trying to be really edgy.
• 1:33:26
  You're trying to that ship is whack man. I thought, when you
• 1:33:29
  try so hard, when you try so hard to be edged lord ship,
• 1:33:33
  Like, what are you gonna say? That ship was funny? What are
• 1:33:38
  you gonna say? Q ship was kind of funny. I ain't gonna lie,
• 1:33:45
  I thought. Me. You know, I'm all about the petty response
• 1:33:47
  you're an animal, Yeah, I'm all about the petty but also but also
• 1:33:51
  for me, I thought it was funny like when I saw it, but
• 1:33:54
  I didn't I didn't have a backstory. Really, I didn't know he was
• 1:33:58
  fighting through this. But after watching the special and then like that wasn't really
• 1:34:01
  fighting his attractive demons. Yeah, fighting his demons. And then he's saying
• 1:34:04
  like, oh, I want to be a pigeonhold for this, Well,
• 1:34:05
  I don't want to be pigion old here. It's like, well, you're
• 1:34:08
  trying to read somewhere where you can't get because one you're not funny enough and
• 1:34:11
  two you're just roll with who you have. Like you have this momentum,
• 1:34:15
  why not just ride that wave? I mean, you have three groups of
• 1:34:18
  people who funck with you. You got gazed, black people and women.
• 1:34:23
  I don't think black right over him? Well, I mean, well,
• 1:34:26
  speaking from when he was on a wilding out, but sure he wasn't.
• 1:34:30
  He wasn't that funny a long out. He had his moments because he's not
• 1:34:32
  that funny period. I'm just saying he made from wilding out, got his
• 1:34:38
  teeth fixed, and then blew up. That's what I'm saying. He wasn't
• 1:34:40
  getting a shot nowhere else, is what I'm saying. But how how long
• 1:34:43
  can you be the attractive comedian? How long does that last? As long
• 1:34:48
  as you're attractive, as long as you're funny? The thing? What do
• 1:34:50
  you mean? What do you mean by that? If his idea is like
• 1:34:55
  I don't want to be pigeonholed for my attractiveness, maybe it's like I know
• 1:34:59
  that old like me, just being attractive telling jokes is not going to last
• 1:35:02
  forever. If if I can somehow get an audience thinks I'm funny. I
• 1:35:08
  can be funny longer than I can be attractive. So Pee is gonna wear
• 1:35:12
  off because he's just on stage telling jokes. He got out there and starts
• 1:35:15
  on Fortnite jokes. It's not like he's doing underwear. The girls that were
• 1:35:19
  Crystal La La. I'm blaming what you feel about before the special? What
• 1:35:27
  jokes or bits do you know? Did you know? You don't have none?
• 1:35:29
  He's not a He's not a joke, right, whoa whoa? Whoa
• 1:35:31
  whoa? Before the special? What did you know about Matt Rife? Like?
• 1:35:35
  Tell like if someone be like, yo, do you know who Matt
• 1:35:38
  rithe is? Early crowd work crowd work ten out of ten. I'm not
• 1:35:43
  trying to make a defense for him. I'm genuinely asking before the Netflix special,
• 1:35:47
  like, Yo, what do you know Matt Rife for? Tell me
• 1:35:49
  what you knew him for his crowd work? Not really be specific like he
• 1:35:55
  the joke he said about whatever he did this He did one where he did
• 1:36:00
  a crowd where he was interacting with this one guy that he was on a
• 1:36:02
  date with a chick, and I guess it turned out that he might have
• 1:36:05
  been the side, dude, it's like literally just working with the crowd.
• 1:36:09
  I understand. I know what you mean by crowd work. I'm asking for
• 1:36:12
  a specific That's what I'm saying. That's kind of She was like talking with
• 1:36:17
  it like it was like a couple and situations like that, a specific joke
• 1:36:27
  in the crowd, like it's just little crowds, not a specific one.
• 1:36:30
  All his highlight moments that you think of him is not something that like,
• 1:36:34
  it's not a joke, not something that we have, he crafted on his
• 1:36:38
  own. It's just in the moment, which listen, that is an amazing
• 1:36:43
  that's a gift. That's a gift. But it's just like fucking sound effects
• 1:36:48
  on podcasts. It's great in moderation when you depend on it. Did you
• 1:36:56
  see the one where he's talking to the mom and they FaceTime her daughter?
• 1:37:01
  Yeah? Nice, yeah yeah, because he was like, oh, like
• 1:37:06
  you're you're hot, Like how how old is you? And she was like
• 1:37:10
  forty something like she was young and he was like, oh, like you're
• 1:37:13
  attracted, like you're trying to He's like, oh, I got her daughter
• 1:37:15
  your age. He was like does she does she look like you? And
• 1:37:18
  then caught on face times like, oh, yeah, you want to talk
• 1:37:21
  to manc. She's like, get out of here. Stop it pulled the
• 1:37:25
  phone. It's just that all his stuff. No, like like no,
• 1:37:30
  it was funny. It was he took her phone facetimed. The daughter went
• 1:37:32
  through a text thread and found pictures of the senator tits back and forth.
• 1:37:39
  What what it was one one way or the other? Like the mommy just
• 1:37:44
  sent it to the daughter. Daughters to the mom because they like there was
• 1:37:46
  like something there and they were like trying to like what do you think about
• 1:37:49
  this? It's like but I will say that it was hilarious, that's what.
• 1:37:55
  Then he had another show in that city recently, and like she came
• 1:37:58
  back and it was like another thing about them, and they FaceTime daughter again.
• 1:38:01
  But it's to Lamont's point, it's like that's not really doesn't have a
• 1:38:08
  lot of longevity in that, Like you know what I mean, think about
• 1:38:11
  this. If you're doing a tour, right, can you crew recreate or
• 1:38:15
  create a situation like that that's gonna take up twenty minutes every night? That's
• 1:38:18
  what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. No, because I've heard,
• 1:38:21
  like I've known people that have gone to his shows, Like I know one
• 1:38:25
  lady I working with this show, she said, you didn't like it.
• 1:38:27
  No, it's like you can't like that type of stuff, Like that's what
• 1:38:31
  all the jokes I know about him, CrowdWork. That's what made me watch
• 1:38:34
  the special because I'm like, what exactly is he going to be telling jokes
• 1:38:38
  about? Like I've never seen anybody do a Netflix special just make fun of
• 1:38:40
  the crowd before or you can't. I can't. Yeah, And the thing
• 1:38:44
  is, it's like speaking on that, like I don't think that this special
• 1:38:48
  would have worked regardless, Like if I was in his team and he was
• 1:38:53
  like, oh, well, first off, if Netflix going through to back
• 1:38:56
  take the back correct, But I would be like, none of your clips
• 1:39:00
  have been from you telling a joke. All your viral stuff has been back
• 1:39:06
  and forth with people in the crowd. How are you going to be able
• 1:39:09
  to do that on stage? It's hard to do. But that reminds me
• 1:39:12
  of a Nate Jackson. You ever heard him now, But he's the same
• 1:39:16
  way, but he don't he doesn't tell any jokes. Like I watched videos
• 1:39:20
  of him long clips, he was like thirty minutes, no jokes. He's
• 1:39:26
  just talking to people and he's really funny. But it's like, all right,
• 1:39:29
  so if he wasn't get a Netflix special, how would it even be
• 1:39:30
  good? Or if you got like a Comedy Central joint like stuff like that,
• 1:39:34
  like like that, and like Mike said, is that sustainable? There's
• 1:39:40
  a cap on where that can take you. Yeah, it has to be.
• 1:39:43
  Oh yeah, is it a Netflix special? Cap No, it's definitely
• 1:39:46
  a lot lower than that. Let me make a career out of it,
• 1:39:49
  absolutely without successful? Yeah, absolutely, But are you gonna be top of
• 1:39:56
  the total? No? No, no do they thinks are like Jamal Crawford
• 1:40:01
  and Joe Johnson, like, yeah, they can play ice of ball.
• 1:40:03
  We ain't gonna fit in that offense. They ain't gonna fit that off and
• 1:40:09
  you're not gonna win no championship either, But it's nice to have them while
• 1:40:11
  they're there. You're gonna collect some six Mans of the year. He might
• 1:40:15
  he's gonna put up sixty one night, but he's gonna have nine turnovers one
• 1:40:18
  night too. Points ten point seven points, four points, two points fifty
• 1:40:26
  fifty five. Who fifty? But that's what keeps shooting twenty three fifty five
• 1:40:30
  Gonna keep you a job. You know what I'm saying pretty much, But
• 1:40:35
  you know, I mean, listen, Matt Rife. We'll get him on
• 1:40:40
  the pod. I know he listens. But as soon as I whenever I
• 1:40:44
  see comedians that's like, you know, once I see them make circulations,
• 1:40:49
  I'm like, all right, it's just CrowdWork. Crowd work. I'm like,
• 1:40:51
  okay, so okay, I get a little leary about that. Like
• 1:41:00
  even some guys that I really like, m like, you can't. It's
• 1:41:08
  just it's just something that you can really be too dependent on and it could
• 1:41:12
  be it's good on one end, but it could be damaging on another end,
• 1:41:15
  and especially when you don't do yourself no favors like this guy. If
• 1:41:21
  you'd have just kept with the chicks that was like ringing with you, they
• 1:41:27
  didn't rolled through the bad jokes and just been there because the d how long
• 1:41:31
  it's not gonna last? You know, it's lasting longer than you have nothing.
• 1:41:34
  Now I think he doesn't have nothing. He doesn't have anything nothing,
• 1:41:40
  but he's definitely a track to being's on a fast track to nothing. Yeah,
• 1:41:45
  he won't be anywhere Like I should have known, like a red flag,
• 1:41:48
  like just looking at his TikTok and his social media that he never once
• 1:41:53
  had a joke that like was at quick. Yeah, it's always just him
• 1:41:56
  talking to somebody. I should have known. But that's that's really made me
• 1:41:59
  watch. I'm at that point. I hope he's telling a good joke.
• 1:42:01
  If he wants to do it, he he just gotta keep working. Oh
• 1:42:04
  yeah, of course, keep working. But from always going from hearing those
• 1:42:10
  jokes on a Netflix special at this point in his career, his career is
• 1:42:14
  no, he's cooked. I don't know. I don't see him the beginning
• 1:42:18
  of his career. I don't I don't see him developing a pen What I
• 1:42:21
  would argue this is the beginning of his career, Yeah, because you know,
• 1:42:26
  because you know what. I can't know what because you happening what he
• 1:42:30
  could do. And I could predict this right now because I know the demographic
• 1:42:38
  he wants to reach, and I know what's happening now. I feel like
• 1:42:43
  he's gonna parlay this backlash from the special hamas thing political. Yeah, like
• 1:42:49
  yo, yo, they don't want to see me when they're trying to be
• 1:42:53
  against me. That's some. I think that's some. At the end of
• 1:43:00
  the day, that's like your own self bias, not self bias, but
• 1:43:03
  your own bias toward him. No that you think that it's my I'm telling
• 1:43:10
  you. Have you seen that as the as the ambassador to Yeah, that's
• 1:43:16
  two white people. Come on, give it to me four or two.
• 1:43:21
  I was just that was the set up for I don't think do you agree?
• 1:43:27
  Do you finish it? No? I he turns into a right wing
• 1:43:30
  comedian. Listen, I know how you gotta study the enemy to know how
• 1:43:34
  many he want to he wants. He wants this, he want the the
• 1:43:40
  he want the what he wants if he comes out and starts saying snowflake and
• 1:43:44
  ship and then yeah, he wants what he thinks is like the comedy purist,
• 1:43:48
  which he thinks are like I don't think you got this one special ones
• 1:43:51
  that it's not. It's not just one special I got from one specially he'll
• 1:43:56
  never develop behave all Right, We've been talking about for like eighteen of him
• 1:44:00
  his history of behavior. This is the first time you've seen this. So
• 1:44:03
  what history of behavior you're talking about? If you go from you were messing
• 1:44:08
  with black people to go I don't want to picture myself, then you got
• 1:44:11
  a bunch of women and gay people whatever. Oh, I don't want to
• 1:44:15
  do that, and then you going in front of them and tell do messic
• 1:44:18
  jokes that are that Typically probably the average fifteen year old might think it's funny.
• 1:44:26
  I know what you're trying to do, but you want to know something
• 1:44:28
  crazy. Those might be jokes that he's been telling forever, just that we've
• 1:44:31
  never seen them good We've we've never seen him because everything have been Those might
• 1:44:38
  be old jokes. If he was telling them the whole time, we probably
• 1:44:41
  would have heard about now should have Why because they would have been his best
• 1:44:45
  jokes. It wouldn't have been his best jokes. That's why wede see him.
• 1:44:51
  You think he's bringing out old stuff for the Netflix special? You think
• 1:44:57
  that's a whole new set un necessarily, Yeah, exact question. He's trying
• 1:45:00
  to be Shane Gillis and he's just not that. That's what he's trying to
• 1:45:03
  do. He's trying to be Shane Gilliss and he's not Shane Gillis. Shane
• 1:45:06
  Gillis to write audience, Michael my Tartys, whoever listen to me, you
• 1:45:17
  are a liar? I am, yes? Why so if let's just say
• 1:45:25
  that you you, you blew up and your only audience was old white people.
• 1:45:31
  I'm because I'm telling Golden Girls jokes that no Mike has jokes for ol
• 1:45:35
  white man. That's the thing. I don't think you would do that,
• 1:45:39
  you know. No, not not that you wouldn't do that, but don't
• 1:45:42
  change your comedy. No, I'm saying, if what I'm doing currently,
• 1:45:45
  if that's what they came and then that's gonna just keep on. I'm not
• 1:45:50
  gonna be doing something seeing people putting their asses and cease to see me and
• 1:45:56
  go, well, not these people. No, fuck nigga, you want
• 1:45:59
  to fuck with me and give me money, give me money so you wanna
• 1:46:01
  go. I need to try things to here to more of a black crowd.
• 1:46:05
  You wouldn't do that at all. No, okay, all right,
• 1:46:10
  I'm not stupid. Okay, because guess what, nigga, their money's green,
• 1:46:15
  like are you moving like? Not? No, I'm Republicans by sneakers
• 1:46:21
  to not even not even that. It's just like, hold on, let's
• 1:46:27
  let me let me stop, let me stop, let me stop. If
• 1:46:30
  I if I sitting in the no, I'll let me let me track.
• 1:46:32
  Let meatrack for a second and add a caveat. If it's just old white
• 1:46:38
  people, sure, but if it's like nothing but gaze, no, I
• 1:46:42
  don't have a fun with that. I don't go crazy. But I'm talking
• 1:46:47
  about if it's people who conflict with what I believe, then yeah, we're
• 1:46:54
  doing a reset. Like I see a bunch of white people in my in
• 1:46:57
  my ship, this is some blue lives matter for blue lives her people.
• 1:47:00
  This this show might not go where we're doing a reset. We need to
• 1:47:04
  reconfigure somethings. I'm talking about people who ideologically oppose who I am as a
• 1:47:09
  person. Okay, mm hmmm. Because I believe all famous people to a
• 1:47:19
  point. Your fan bit, no, no, you're gonna say your fan
• 1:47:24
  base is reflection you certain celebrities, certain celebrities to a point. Yes,
• 1:47:30
  so Nicka's fan base, yes, yeah, so a bunch of coked up
• 1:47:32
  crackheads. You said, Nikki, you're all on coke. She's definitely stressed.
• 1:47:40
  They're definitely reflecting her because she weaponizes them and like encourages to behave like
• 1:47:45
  somebody for somebody on the opposite spectrum, like Beyonce. They get absolutely mentally
• 1:47:50
  ill as well. But she's she be trying to be trying to tell them
• 1:47:55
  to stop. Yeah, and the tell her she tried a little crowd control
• 1:47:59
  before. It just doesn't so they don't listen to her. There they run
• 1:48:01
  them up. They like shut the bed you're about They literally bite the hand
• 1:48:06
  that feast you can't even read. Shut your ash. Get ready to put
• 1:48:15
  the movie out. We'll handle this. That's funny. Are the visuals?
• 1:48:20
  Relax? Shout them and take my money. We're gonna We're gonna handle this.
• 1:48:27
  I got some questions for you if you're ready. Okay. First question,
• 1:48:34
  Hey y'all love the bah blah blah blah. Question throughout all y'all years
• 1:48:40
  of school, do you ever have a bad relationship with any of their teachers?
• 1:48:43
  And why or did you ever feel like they were targeting you? Keep
• 1:48:46
  up the good work, and as always, I'm not gonna say that.
• 1:48:51
  Shout the no. What does it saying? Oh no, no, no,
• 1:48:58
  no, that's okay. Why can I see it? Because you're an
• 1:49:00
  animal. I'm not going to say anything. I promise that's going. Yeah.
• 1:49:05
  I don't have anyphones on. Second, who if you had a teacher
• 1:49:21
  that was pretty much an out seventh grade eighth grade. Yeah, he was
• 1:49:29
  kind of an haoass nigga. And then I forget her name, but it
• 1:49:32
  was the the eighth grade and freshman Spanish teacher, the little short lady.
• 1:49:38
  I don't know, the black Jamaican. No, no, not. I
• 1:49:41
  think we went through this book. I was like the sophomore through O way,
• 1:49:45
  the one who always said Spanish. Yeah, Spanish Jamaica. That's what
• 1:49:48
  I want to say. Not all Jamaicans are black, No, they're not.
• 1:49:51
  Shippy boy. Maybe Chinese and ship yeah, but no black cake her
• 1:49:58
  yeah. Now had her eighth grade first day of freshman year Spanish class.
• 1:50:02
  She was like she I was walking into class, she stopped me, pulled
• 1:50:06
  me over to the side, like we're not going to have the same thing
• 1:50:09
  that we had last year, are we? And I'm like, first off,
• 1:50:11
  I don't know what you're talking about, but you don't got worried about
• 1:50:13
  come dropping your class goodbye. I was like, no, we're not going
• 1:50:16
  to do that. Actually, and I took friends. I'm not what is
• 1:50:23
  her name? She's the one that yeah, she playing live about that's the
• 1:50:28
  one that's just my brain. That's all. That's all she used to say.
• 1:50:34
  The only teacher I really had any problems with that I felt like was
• 1:50:36
  targeting to me was frou Wagner, the German teacher. I don't even know
• 1:50:42
  she was. She was just a bit like computer. Yeah, she just
• 1:50:45
  She's the only teacher that made me move my desk outside into the hallway.
• 1:50:50
  That is the only time that's ever happened to me. Nigga dragging it.
• 1:50:55
  Yeah, And to this day, I don't remember what I did. I
• 1:50:57
  don't know if I was talking, I don't know what happened. But she
• 1:50:59
  was like, make your desk and going all the way. I was like,
• 1:51:00
  what the fuck. She was like, take your desk going the hallway.
• 1:51:03
  I'm not starting to class until you're going the hallway. We're gonna be
• 1:51:05
  sitting there. Were just gonna sit. There might be a free period.
• 1:51:09
  I just sat out there, but I was like, what the fuck?
• 1:51:10
  And then I forget. One of the teachers came out. It's like,
• 1:51:12
  what do you you do? I was I don't even know. I don't
• 1:51:14
  do shit to know your cowork is an idiot, your coworkers had. Yeah,
• 1:51:20
  she was the only one that I felt like was seriously targeting. Like
• 1:51:25
  everybody else, I don't think she was the only one. I had a
• 1:51:30
  teacher in fifth grade named mister Shaverer, and so anytime I was doing work
• 1:51:36
  or doing something in class, I'd be humming or singing. Good. I
• 1:51:42
  just remember nothing one violent reaction because I hated that bitch. Okay, well,
• 1:51:47
  mister shaver anytime I was in class working, like you know, we're
• 1:51:51
  just working on stuff, I'd be humming, singing or singing or something like
• 1:51:55
  just to myself, and he like called my mom for that. He was
• 1:52:00
  like, yeah, he just won't stop humming, like he's I don't know
• 1:52:05
  if he's distracting the other students, but he's definitely distracting me. And he
• 1:52:09
  moved me to the back of the class and I'm like, okay, you
• 1:52:13
  need I can still hear him, and he won't stop. I was like,
• 1:52:17
  I don't even realize I'm doing it. I'm just doing my work.
• 1:52:25
  Was eleven year old of mount humming like who knows? Shut the out?
• 1:52:46
  Like what was that? Wow? Wow? You okay, yeah, wow?
• 1:53:02
  I didn't get that. Why was chewing gum at school because niggas.
• 1:53:08
  It's because niggas are nasty and take the chew gum and put it under the
• 1:53:11
  desk. There's no way. That's the reason why they don't want you to
• 1:53:14
  to that. That just spit it on the floor. And because you rub
• 1:53:17
  your hands on the desk, now you got a fucking way the gum under
• 1:53:20
  your finger. There tea to clean it up. Yeah, but Danny,
• 1:53:27
  I ever have uh Smith Pope, Nope, I know about what she choose,
• 1:53:33
  the art teacher choose the art teacher Smith Pope, smiff Coke. Was
• 1:53:39
  she bigger, No, she was a little short, white lady that always
• 1:53:42
  wore these fucking, these fucking leopard pants. But then one day told the
• 1:53:45
  class, I never wear the same outfit twice. Bitch, you wore them
• 1:53:48
  same pants last week. Shut up, Jesus bro Where she was in the
• 1:53:56
  freshman building, like the first door once you walked, bitch, Yes,
• 1:53:59
  I remember. I remember. One day we were doing like this little box.
• 1:54:04
  Were doing like this little box. Oh god, it was like you
• 1:54:10
  take a picture, you put a whole bunch of boxes in east box be
• 1:54:12
  a different color. So I'm over I'm paying, I'm paying my boxes.
• 1:54:15
  I'm over here doing so then she comes over she's like, oh well,
• 1:54:20
  she picks up like, oh, it's not bad. But uh, this
• 1:54:26
  will look a lot better if you did this, that and the other.
• 1:54:29
  And I was like, oh cool, but you know again, it's art.
• 1:54:31
  I'm like, I like it, artist, I like it. So
• 1:54:34
  what she did when she took my my thing and threw it on the table
• 1:54:38
  at me, I was like, bitch, and she was like, excuse
• 1:54:42
  me. I was like, you hurt me? Yes. I cursed her
• 1:54:47
  out and cursed her out the next day. Bro and me, And it
• 1:54:56
  was in that principal office so many times, because she would she would literally
• 1:55:01
  just pick and pick. I'm like, yo, leave me the funck alone,
• 1:55:05
  let me do my art. I'm trying to express myself. Mecari noodles
• 1:55:11
  to the fucking paper and paste. She didn't see the vision. Bro,
• 1:55:21
  I think God enough to give me a ninety nine. I'm like, so,
• 1:55:25
  bitch, you liked it too. She let your You did all this
• 1:55:30
  picing to give me ninety nine? That's how you know the classes a joke,
• 1:55:31
  you fucking bitch. Well, no, I'm a pretty good artist talking
• 1:55:35
  about this classes a joke. She had so many problems. Why would she
• 1:55:39
  give you a ninety nine? She just le liked your artistic integrity, like
• 1:55:42
  you weren't gonna waiver of your vision. She was trying to challenge you.
• 1:55:45
  Well, you know what, challenged me with a harder project. Don't throw
• 1:55:47
  my work at me. She wanted to bring the best out of you.
• 1:55:49
  And then she over there sucking Jody's dick in the back of the classroom because
• 1:55:54
  Jody was the fucking art art magoo. Yeah, she's a little artist art
• 1:55:57
  magood. Good. Jody was my nigga title. We're gonna put her name
• 1:56:05
  in Jody senatory to Hey Joey. She was cool. Everybody that was one
• 1:56:19
  teacher was it? She wrote the most artistic and yeah, wasn't it?
• 1:56:28
  YouTube you and Jody? That was eighth grade. The most acoustic, most
• 1:56:35
  acoustics, all right? Next question who good the most Okay, no,
• 1:56:47
  thank you? Most? Oh we found Next we're doing it out with better
• 1:57:05
  order, ascending or descending? Dorry cousin, Bell, Dorry Us and Berry
• 1:57:13
  you feel me? The next question? Next question, Corey, only planes
• 1:57:20
  only planes, only planes on planes. The barmectric pressure is approximate. Give
• 1:57:32
  me your flight the fall, look it up. Look, you're definitely have
• 1:57:35
  appy. Right we set the tailgate. Ken brought that up and I was
• 1:57:39
  crying. He was. He's like, you know, as soon as you
• 1:57:41
  get on the play, Corey, what you get NI could be in his
• 1:57:45
  meat to the flight pad in the entire time. Oh my god, that's
• 1:57:49
  Seve. Oh that's the big plane. You're definitely gonna be what you said
• 1:57:57
  again, that's not making it this far into the pod. Wow, you
• 1:58:00
  made a real fact. You might have a real tow win twenty three B.
• 1:58:04
  You'll be turning exactly twenty three degrees to the left right now, forty
• 1:58:09
  five notes, forty five knots. There you go, there you go.
• 1:58:13
  You're beating up and ascending. Ah, yes, yes, yes the way.
• 1:58:17
  And then he'd be like, he tell me about the lengthing. You
• 1:58:19
  gonna be back? Who take up? Like that? He could be sitting
• 1:58:24
  there and not that are you going next? Q, I'm sitting down for
• 1:58:29
  a little bit. Really went away misdok like ye oh yeah, yeah is
• 1:58:38
  miss Indian. That's the real good we got. Corey disappreciates the acknowledgement.
• 1:58:45
  They remember me like, that's my fucking baby, kill y'all, that's my
• 1:58:49
  baby service sitting the fun down. I think it was sixteen flights in three
• 1:58:57
  weeks. Damn damn, yeah you you did. That's crazy. And one
• 1:59:03
  of those was to Japan, right to Yeah, yeah that's crazy. Yeah
• 1:59:10
  yeah, the new ambassador right Japan. Ambassador to Japan, I will be
• 1:59:15
  just for the wait good what I got? Yeah, whatever y'all do and
• 1:59:18
  life, you have to get a five goop. I sear to god it
• 1:59:21
  was like that next time you go, we're gonna go. We're gonna go
• 1:59:25
  to anime convention. Butter brou It's funny because there was a smoke. There's
• 1:59:30
  a one piece uh pop up shop in the Tokyo airport. When I was
• 1:59:33
  leaving, I was like, look at this ship. Mike w love this.
• 1:59:39
  Look at this stupid ass cartoon. Even in his hate, he thought
• 1:59:46
  of man at that saw. I know he likes bullshit. I know this
• 1:59:51
  dumb ass like this dumb ass micro met over try something there. I can
• 2:00:00
  really get him that. He's fucking love this. Ibody would like that nigga
• 2:00:04
  with the big hand. What's that big ass dumb ass like? Was he
• 2:00:08
  a balloon? Stupid stupid? Oh shut yeah, they had a balloon of
• 2:00:16
  loofy and a Thanksgiving creative. I was like, oh yeah, yo,
• 2:00:20
  y'all see that big ass Santa Claus blow up that ran when we went up
• 2:00:24
  in the middle of the tailgate. Yeah, that was like at the end,
• 2:00:28
  it was huge, bro, it was it was probably honestly, Paul,
• 2:00:30
  it was probably so big. Didn't even noticed it. Like it was
• 2:00:32
  a huge said it had tall more like forty. Yeah, that ship was
• 2:00:38
  huge, but the wind was blowing it so it was like tilted over.
• 2:00:41
  But you said, he was like, yo, what the fuck is that
• 2:00:43
  huge? Bro? Like if in front of the DJ and you're looking straight,
• 2:00:48
  it looked crazy. Ship was massive. Yeah, I don't know where
• 2:00:51
  that real quick? Did any might seem like doing the table thing somebody somebody
• 2:00:58
  said they heard it. Damn, bro, I think the range fucking up.
• 2:01:00
  But I swear I would have been and if I was healthy, Bro,
• 2:01:03
  I would have did it next time, next time, next year,
• 2:01:06
  the next bills tail next year, Well, that'll be in Buffalo. If
• 2:01:10
  you think I'm want to Buffalo, that's that's very ship. What was his
• 2:01:15
  name the guy that came, I'm sorry but listen. Yeah, he was
• 2:01:20
  like he went to tailgate and in Buffalo Jonathan, and he was like he
• 2:01:26
  was like yeah, like it was snowing and like I would. I'm like,
• 2:01:29
  I would have went home. I would have sold my taken and when
• 2:01:31
  I'm not sitting in the snow watching football, Buffalo snows crazy. No,
• 2:01:34
  I wouldn't do that, shout att the people that actually stayed there in the
• 2:01:39
  season watched that game because I would get shot kevism. It was if you're
• 2:01:45
  never Yeah, it was a good game. If you're that was That's probably
• 2:01:47
  one of the better games of the season. For Yeah, I understand that
• 2:01:49
  it was crazy campus too, bitch over there, shotgunning, fireball shot and
• 2:01:56
  he was rough for him to sit through it. I'm sure it was.
• 2:02:00
  Yeah, he had them well, he was just coming off a flight to
• 2:02:02
  uh yeah, he was just in Kansas City. And also he wasn't at
• 2:02:05
  the game with friends, like he was like a thing, like a work
• 2:02:09
  related thing, so he couldn't really, he couldn't turn up the way he
• 2:02:13
  wanted to. Oh, he was like, I invited my coworkers and so
• 2:02:17
  I gotta go over. I'm like, go show face. We were like,
• 2:02:20
  are they showing up? He said, app so fucking lutely they're coming.
• 2:02:24
  Damn. I mean, why wouldn't they show face? It's okay,
• 2:02:28
  there's nothing worse than inviting somebody to something and that you didn't want them to
• 2:02:32
  come, but they really come. Like you, motherfucker, you got ship
• 2:02:34
  to do. You really don't have anything else to do when it's the Eagles
• 2:02:39
  game. You made this a priority. God damn it's raining. How what
• 2:02:45
  other deterrems do you need? Fuckr Next question, how far up do bald
• 2:02:57
  people go when washing their face? I think you have to do the whole
• 2:03:00
  thing, wash your head, gotta do the whole thing. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:03:04
  why not. It's a whole bang at that point, so you don't
• 2:03:09
  They don't stop like where my hairline used to be. No, it's all
• 2:03:13
  skin now. But I mean they're just washing their face in the morning.
• 2:03:15
  They're washing their whole head in the sink. Oh that's okay. I guess
• 2:03:23
  it would stop where the suggestion of where their hairline once was. Yeah,
• 2:03:27
  that makes sense. You still got a forehead. You know what I'm saying,
• 2:03:30
  Just stop. The gudline is just doing natural salute wherever he was.
• 2:03:40
  So just like bald newly bald people. You know what I'm saying, hair
• 2:03:45
  lost older people, chemo pages. If you just like do this right here
• 2:03:50
  down, Okay, that's funny. Okay, should women bring back the mountain
• 2:04:00
  trail? The funk? Does that mean? Wait? What's the question?
• 2:04:05
  What does that mean? What is that? And then it's called a landing
• 2:04:08
  strip, asking one time that the same thing I went away the mountain trail
• 2:04:13
  that went away mountains. It is a mountain trail different from a landing strip,
• 2:04:15
  because I mean, I don't know what the mountain are they talking about,
• 2:04:17
  Like I think they might be talking about this all the way up,
• 2:04:21
  all the way up like because from the barrier to the belly button too,
• 2:04:28
  I think that's how far or the what is it called a happy trail?
• 2:04:31
  Happy trail? God damn it, I don't even see it. I can't
• 2:04:35
  even that's not even the Google thing. I guess they just make it.
• 2:04:39
  But I assume they were talking about like the active lying gung you're backing from
• 2:04:42
  the belly button down, belly button down. That that's the stomach mohawk.
• 2:04:47
  Disgusting. No, that is that is not what they're talking about. That
• 2:04:54
  is no possible way. I mean, well, that's rocky Mountain River trail.
• 2:04:58
  If you just either either you bald or you've got a little little we're
• 2:05:01
  gonna go off assumptioning that the mountain trail is from like the belly button down
• 2:05:08
  into the puba gear. I'm gonna just stop starting at your starnm going down
• 2:05:11
  right here your hands started. I'm like why, because I'm thinking of the
• 2:05:15
  man's version. Yeah, I'm like, why is the male's version where it
• 2:05:19
  starts all the way? People do that? Why you got Harry titties?
• 2:05:23
  Men do that. I don't know anyone who has that. Well, just
• 2:05:28
  like their hair, just saying that way, just a line is just not
• 2:05:35
  for them to just manipulate the avatar everything, expecially people that the avatar shop.
• 2:05:42
  Yeah, somebody definitely done it. You're sick of somebody's done it.
• 2:05:45
  Well, it's where the hair just naturally grows in that fashion. But I
• 2:05:50
  would hate to be like that, Harry. Yeah, I wouldn't sound fun.
• 2:05:55
  It sounds like inconvenience one name very much, very much. So.
• 2:05:59
  Yeah, I don't know. No, if you if you don't do it
• 2:06:00
  either, you ball you got a little It should not it should not come
• 2:06:03
  back under no circumstance. And this is somebody I don't mind here in the
• 2:06:09
  pubic area at all. I really don't. I'm grown, but but like
• 2:06:14
  when you start like attaching it to other parts of your body. We we
• 2:06:17
  need to no as one as my as Jalen Hurst will saying, keep the
• 2:06:24
  main thing, the main thing. What if it was with a new John
• 2:06:30
  and you know she dropped the child and she had it braided. No,
• 2:06:33
  that's I don't give a who it is. Why you got you got your
• 2:06:36
  platted? Yea? What the fuck are you fucking? Keenan from Good from
• 2:06:42
  Good Burger? She has a brett in there, got a sea ship seashell?
• 2:06:47
  Please no, no, I'm out of there. I don't I don't
• 2:06:53
  care how bad she is. That's so I had a sea shell coochie hair,
• 2:07:01
  it has to be or shanty. I'd bring my beard in it and
• 2:07:08
  we stuck together together together, forever, together, for ever to get the
• 2:07:21
  Okay, like, definitely crochet my ship. I'm I mean that bitch,
• 2:07:32
  like an African bitch. Yeah, okay. Next question, would you rather
• 2:07:43
  have no eyelids or no lips? No eyelids? You sure about that?
• 2:07:55
  Use I can wear goggles protect I would be Stevie Wonder for the rest of
• 2:08:01
  my life. The sunglasses NonStop. Now we say no lips, are you
• 2:08:03
  saying like white people know lips or lages. You just opening opening, like
• 2:08:09
  you got my rips wrong. I assume you could just wear a mask if
• 2:08:16
  we're going, no lips, like your mouth doesn't all close all the way,
• 2:08:20
  and then we go no clo just like sewn together, like together cutting
• 2:08:28
  a chunk off in. Yeah, there's no fillers. It's just very thin.
• 2:08:33
  It's like touching. You got paper thin lips. Might have to go
• 2:08:37
  with that. Because no eyelids. You gotta use eye drops all day.
• 2:08:41
  Oh you can't. I mean, the body won't make a way to make
• 2:08:43
  money. Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right,
• 2:08:46
  blinking, crying constantly, you're right. I change it to lips.
• 2:08:52
  I guess no eyelids. It's insane. Forgot about the blinking asspect. The
• 2:08:56
  motherfuckers that sleep with their eyes open. Just well, that's that's different.
• 2:09:01
  That that's what you had to be. I thought he was sleeping trying to
• 2:09:05
  rob them and put them back on. Yeah, the pain was like get
• 2:09:11
  in bed with them closer, put your arm around. Hello baby, my
• 2:09:20
  movie. Okay. Next question, Now that you guys make content, does
• 2:09:26
  it change how you consume content? No? Because we don't make enough of
• 2:09:30
  it or no, I mean I would say it doesn't it makes me appreciate
• 2:09:41
  more. It was like damn, I'll be looking at somebody. I'm like,
• 2:09:43
  damn, it probably took it, or like it's a long time to
• 2:09:48
  probably edit that. Yeah, I mean I feel like I always thought that
• 2:09:50
  though I always had like some type of respect for like, you know,
• 2:09:54
  what people do behind the scenes. Like once I joined in, like I
• 2:09:58
  really didn't listen to podcasts, really didn't start listening to podcasts. I was
• 2:10:01
  joined this podcast. So then I was like started listening to other podcasts.
• 2:10:05
  I'm like, you know, this is actually very ass we actually got something
• 2:10:11
  here, because I don't that right there, that ain't it. That's true
• 2:10:15
  too, listen to Yeah, you're more critical of other out there. And
• 2:10:20
  then like watching how people like chop up what they have to make the clips
• 2:10:24
  I tell them out all the time, like, bro, I don't know
• 2:10:26
  how to do this ship Like I've tried so many occasions, so many occasions,
• 2:10:31
  it's just it just don't work. I think I made one clip myself
• 2:10:35
  ever, and it never even came out. The only clipping I did was
• 2:10:39
  for the fucking Manscape I did, and that was you guys did a good
• 2:10:43
  job with that. That was okay, But like like the way you be
• 2:10:46
  zooming in and like, yeah, it's like you used the cameraman from the
• 2:10:54
  office pretty much. So I just make what I want to see. That's
• 2:10:58
  it. He's like Obama in the in the White House of trolling the drums
• 2:11:05
  killing children from my house. He he wants to see is Syrians, Syria
• 2:11:09
  with no children? Okay, Next question, house, Army, Army,
• 2:11:15
  don't never let no wife. He said, you know Obama plan to You
• 2:11:20
  know, Obama killed all those kids, right, never toxic. I thought
• 2:11:28
  I thought we were. I thought we were playing the Miami trip. Yeah,
• 2:11:31
  but Obama killed all those kids. I can't plan because they dank kids,
• 2:11:35
  because dang kids and kids are still way. They're not coming back.
• 2:11:41
  It's about to be Matt Rice's next joke. You're welcome, You're welcome.
• 2:11:48
  Okay. Another podcast question, what's the easiest and hardest part of potting?
• 2:11:52
  That was probably the same person. Oh, easiest. I think the easiest
• 2:12:03
  part is just for us as doing it. Yeah, it is the easiest
• 2:12:07
  party. The hardest part is just everything else, everything else, post reduction,
• 2:12:11
  everything else, Oh, there was one. Where'd that cougar? I
• 2:12:16
  don't know if I said this cougar one before I'm out of accidentally deleted it.
• 2:12:22
  Let's see, not a question, but I'm into cougars now. There's
• 2:12:24
  a question at the end. But I'm into cougars now at the time of
• 2:12:28
  sending this, and I'm only on my third time interacting with him, and
• 2:12:31
  I'm only twenty two. A week ago, I went to the bank to
• 2:12:35
  deposit a check and a lady was in front of me, kept staring at
• 2:12:37
  me for almost five minutes. Asked her in a flirting manner, you must
• 2:12:41
  like what you see back here. She told me, you're a baby.
• 2:12:45
  You won't know what to do with all this. I leaned over and whispered
• 2:12:48
  her, what this isn't a real situation. It does not I leaned over
• 2:12:54
  and whispered to her, I'll put it in your chest like a stocking pass.
• 2:13:00
  I've seen her, I've seen her. I like her. When she
• 2:13:05
  got out of line, she waited for me outside. We exchanged numbers,
• 2:13:09
  and later on that night I laid the hammer down like John Henry was this
• 2:13:11
  Kwan Mills stocked in passed stocking past stocking or stocked to it, says Stocking.
• 2:13:20
  It must have been a must have been a stocking stocked in past.
• 2:13:22
  I think I think you think about John Stocking chest pass. Okay, that
• 2:13:26
  makes it had to be that. Oh yeah, laid down the hammer like
• 2:13:31
  John Henry. Haven't seen her, spoken her in a week until today.
• 2:13:35
  What Kendon had the wheel of spinning wheeler stocking. I'm like, So she
• 2:13:46
  texted him and said round two. I say, uh sure, my boy,
• 2:13:50
  I'm fining. I don't know who you are, and I don't know.
• 2:13:54
  I'm not calling you a liar. I just find it hard to believe
• 2:13:56
  I am because you're twenty two years old. You're a liar. Sentence proof.
• 2:14:00
  I mean, I'm sure that happens. It happens. I ain't got
• 2:14:03
  a lie. Take a video next time you send it. What you're saying,
• 2:14:07
  go into us in the background. Yeah, right, hold the spoon
• 2:14:11
  with a date on it. The date on the spoon on the spoon.
• 2:14:15
  You can't fake that. Send the video of you having sex with her while
• 2:14:18
  listening to episode fifty five? Is that still available? Three? Yeah?
• 2:14:24
  Specifically, oh three Bill, just go look at that one. We'll know
• 2:14:26
  it weird. Hit it with no condom listening to condom justice jeesus, Yeah,
• 2:14:33
  I don't, I don't know. What was that? What was the
• 2:14:35
  question? There was no question. He just wanted to tell He wants to
• 2:14:37
  brag that this is what even makes me believe more that this isn't real.
• 2:14:43
  The question was he just said, I gotta tell somebody this fake story.
• 2:14:46
  Round two? It is he going to do round to what's your question?
• 2:14:50
  That? Should you do it again? Of course? What the fuck?
• 2:14:52
  Yeah? Do it again? If it's real, if it's real, Yeah,
• 2:14:56
  hit that fictional pushy one more time. Oh yeah, I imagine this
• 2:15:03
  feels so good. Old baby, old baby, old baby type of you
• 2:15:11
  like that, and then when you wake up, do your left hair next
• 2:15:13
  time? You gotta do the do you got to sit on your hands and
• 2:15:18
  then pick one? Mmm? Do any mini money mob? Michael? The
• 2:15:24
  big one definitely sound like a Booondocks episode of Medea. While reading. Definitely
• 2:15:30
  gotta finish this book. We gotta get past the first chapter. O hmmm,
• 2:15:41
  I don't think that's What's something that smells horrible but tastes good. Example,
• 2:15:46
  white pepper, white pepper, white pepper tastes good, smells horrible tastes
• 2:15:50
  good. I mean, smell has a lot to do with what I eat.
• 2:15:54
  So it's hard to save pad tie sometimes because the fish. I don't
• 2:15:58
  know if you've guys have smelled fish sauce. It smells like stinky old socks.
• 2:16:05
  Like if you go into a Thai restaurant and it smells like almost like
• 2:16:07
  feet. That's probably from the fish sauce. Yeah, probably like colli greens
• 2:16:13
  like hmm, sitting in the fridge the day after you go to warm up,
• 2:16:18
  you open up that bags. Not an old boy. Yeah, you
• 2:16:26
  gotta warn them ship up quick because that when you open up that zip lock
• 2:16:28
  bag and that air get out of there. Great heavens, good heavens.
• 2:16:37
  Mm hmmm. Who's the most iconic black character in video games? In video
• 2:16:41
  games? Black character? Jacks Jacks. That's what I was gonna say.
• 2:16:46
  For more combat, is that it? Yeah, Lebron Michael Vick five like
• 2:17:01
  Ray Lewis when you on the cover Madden all three Alan iverson do we count
• 2:17:05
  knuckles? Mm hmmm, Uh yeah, he's an honorary mentioned. That's it's
• 2:17:11
  a n Groydian. Yeah, that's the same, but it's not a lot
• 2:17:16
  of black like game characters. I mean, I'm sure at least iconic ones.
• 2:17:24
  Who else can we think of? Is that one nigga from from Call
• 2:17:26
  of Duty? Man? That's about it, though, Black video game characters
• 2:17:35
  send you this something ball Rock from The Street Fighter. You scrolling, Mike,
• 2:17:46
  it's bad, It's okay. We got Lebron, Lebron and Jackson,
• 2:17:54
  so you're all gonna keep listening to bad Boy Diddy, Dirty Money and all
• 2:17:58
  the other did he songs? Oh? Carl Johnson who from San Andreas said
• 2:18:15
  Carl Johnson, Yeah, there we go. See Franklin as well to Frankly
• 2:18:18
  and frank also Bear from Final Fantasy seven. Nobody what, Mike, he's
• 2:18:26
  a little dad Final Fantasy. I think he might have been Asian Eddie from
• 2:18:39
  Teken Resilient will count. No, he's black, Brazilian, Brazilia. We'll
• 2:18:43
  take that. Mm hmm. No, he's Indian. I want to learn
• 2:18:48
  how you'll go flame? Yeah? All right. Next question, somebody said
• 2:18:58
  correction offers are a top five unwife able occupation. What are the other four?
• 2:19:05
  I believe that because because who are crazy? Which is funny because m
• 2:19:11
  hmm huh, we just say what are you? What was number one,
• 2:19:20
  No, said nurses, And I said, unwifeable occupation? Why is that?
• 2:19:26
  Life? Nurses, kindergarten teachers? What else we got? Said?
• 2:19:31
  Nurses are slugs. I see them sexy ass scrubs. I don't think nurses
• 2:19:39
  are just little. I never heard that as maybe a little. Okay,
• 2:19:43
  oh uh, air stewardess their stewardess. Air flight attendant flight attendants, No,
• 2:19:50
  they're holy what are you talking about? Holy travel? Holier than that?
• 2:19:56
  Just springing. Yeah, I feel like, uh, if anybody,
• 2:20:01
  if somebody's a flight attendant, definitely trade lightly because they could have a family
• 2:20:05
  in fucking Columbia. You would never know. Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 2:20:09
  got another day trip to Columbia. I'll be back later, see you next
• 2:20:16
  month. Feed the dogs. They probably like, what was the what was
• 2:20:20
  the one that was in the question? Correction officers? Definitely, Oh yeah,
• 2:20:26
  I would say people like like, uh, hairstylist, mm hmm,
• 2:20:30
  here's my hairstyle, raiding niggas hairs? Is your hair? Braiders? You
• 2:20:33
  got a nigga between your legs? Any day stuff. I ain't got money
• 2:20:39
  this time, but I do got something for you today. That's what you
• 2:20:43
  would do if you I don't got any money this month, but yeah,
• 2:20:48
  I got it. You know I can pay you. I think I can
• 2:20:52
  either pay you back in two weeks something right now. Choices what you're trying
• 2:20:58
  to do for real. I got my light scanning. I can help you.
• 2:21:05
  I get all out. That was one of their best cats. Smelled
• 2:21:16
  like smell like that. And then you got so many necklace. I got
• 2:21:24
  so much necklace. You're gonna give me a birthday present on my birthday,
• 2:21:26
  my birthday party on birthday, he said. I thought I was gonna be
• 2:21:30
  reverse. I want my money now. I want my money just random doing
• 2:21:39
  random stuff. All right, I got one more question and then we'll get
• 2:21:41
  to the book. I guess what's the better sensation finding fries at the bottom
• 2:21:48
  of the bag or finding money on the ground. Depends on how much money,
• 2:21:54
  depends on how much money money in laundry. Mm hmm, way better
• 2:22:00
  than way better than if you find money, even though it's still your money,
• 2:22:05
  there's money that you didn't know your money. Finding that. Finding money
• 2:22:09
  on the ground, I'll be feeling guilty sometimes because I'm like, like,
• 2:22:13
  damn, there's somebody who dropped this and probably really needs it, you know,
• 2:22:16
  what I think. I told this, but one time, after one
• 2:22:18
  of our Bible studies sessions, you Jesus was testing you. What what after
• 2:22:26
  the Bible saying, said you saw some money? Was like, no,
• 2:22:28
  I'll finish. I had this cross body bag and then I went back.
• 2:22:35
  It was months later and I opened the bag and I was like, where'd
• 2:22:39
  all this money come from? Where are all these ones come from? It's
• 2:22:43
  like, ah, I remember I didn't give my full ties that time.
• 2:22:52
  That's what happened. Ah, But I still came back left over, I
• 2:22:58
  say, he collected, and it was just like, come find a board,
• 2:23:01
  like to put it in the bag in my bag. I gotta be
• 2:23:05
  quick. Sometimes you you want me to steal a collection, play with.
• 2:23:09
  Sometimes you just have leftover times. Mm hmm. Happened to me quite a
• 2:23:13
  few times. Yeah, every time, every time. Every time, I
• 2:23:16
  always go to church with a lot of ones, and I'm just like that,
• 2:23:18
  ain't spend half of them. I went when I was in Florida two
• 2:23:22
  weeks ago, three weeks ago. Mm hmm. It's got me so good.
• 2:23:26
  I started pulling out trip. What a sermon? Was this? Not
• 2:23:39
  even? I said it was not enough. I was like, you need
• 2:23:43
  one take all my money. Oh I don't know what this looked like the
• 2:23:50
  tambourine. Damn, she slapping on her as what you look like? Okay,
• 2:23:56
  Church, you Spanish from Maryland. M Ah. You had that much
• 2:24:01
  information to me, whole life story. He paid for it. That's what
• 2:24:05
  the twenty was. Interrogation. You got this. I left all that ship
• 2:24:11
  in Florida, smart man, that would have better way. How much it
• 2:24:13
  was the fun? Wow? Okay you mean for confessional? You mean yeah,
• 2:24:20
  private confessional? Oh man, you said twenties. I love you.
• 2:24:28
  I ain't never getting I can take you out of this. I ain't never
• 2:24:30
  gave an usher, no twenties, never to save yourself? Can I say?
• 2:24:39
  My preacher never gives me such good sermons? Mm hmm, never gave
• 2:24:46
  me sermons that good. I'm not one to miss the word. I try
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  to watch these televangelists. They just don't do it like. That's much better
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  when you go the house yourself. Yes, the present can receive the word
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  straight from the vessel. The word just rainsed down on you from right there.
• 2:25:13
  All right, hmmm, it can't go below bills. All right,
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  we are resuming old thought next door. Nice my favorite part. All right,
• 2:25:28
  With both of them in front of me, we marched straight into the
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  my living room. Y'all sit down and make yourself comfortable. I calmly instructed,
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  I'm finna go to the room. Oh yeah, you already said that.
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  I'm finna go get the reefa and the honey. You're all smoking right.
• 2:25:45
  Will's hazel eye shot wide open. Out of shock. He looked at
• 2:25:48
  Markel. Is she for real? Yes? Bruh? She cool? I'm
• 2:25:52
  telling you, bruh. Will then looked back at me, smiling, saying,
• 2:25:58
  damn, hell, yeah, I'm smoking. What you got some joints
• 2:26:01
  or something? You already read all that? What the fuck? Did I
• 2:26:07
  do this to me? Keene? I'm sorry. I apologize when I ended
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  off. God, damn, I ain't read that far, did I?
• 2:26:16
  Yeah? Usually I know at the end of the page, so it might
• 2:26:18
  be the top of that page. This will get for skipping a week.
• 2:26:26
  Yeah, that's what happens, is what happens. She should have used a
• 2:26:28
  bookmark. Yeah, well, we don't have a bookmark for this book.
• 2:26:35
  Alright, we'll start from right there easy. Will quickly got his act together
• 2:26:41
  and stood still. My bad, He apologized, that's what I thought.
• 2:26:46
  Anyways, I'm gonna go run to my room right quick and get the read
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  through. Y'all. Make y'all self comfortable, I said, as I spun
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  on my high heels and sauntered down. Oh that's a good word. Sauntered
• 2:26:56
  down my hallway to my bedroom. Now y'all might be wondering how I met
• 2:27:01
  Markel, Well, let me give you the backstory. Kwan Mills loves the
• 2:27:07
  backstory. He sure do. I met Markel actually at my fitness club,
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  the La Fitness, right there on forty seventh Street, right in Kenwood.
• 2:27:16
  That's the south side of Chicago. He was the personal trainer sales manager.
• 2:27:20
  Funny thing he was. He tried to run game on me and thought he
• 2:27:24
  was gonna get me with those expensive ass training packages. But baby, I
• 2:27:30
  wasn't going, not at all. Yeah. I might be getting a nice
• 2:27:33
  little pension from the DMV, Social Security and monthly four one K payments,
• 2:27:37
  but I'd be damn if I was gonna spend no. Twelve hundred dollars a
• 2:27:41
  month for some personal goddamn for some personal training. Shit. I was fine
• 2:27:46
  just walking on the treadmill and doing my calisthenics. However, Markel was a
• 2:27:52
  little hustler, so he offered me home personal training sessions on the side,
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  so long as I didn't run my mouth to corporate. Said he could get
• 2:28:00
  in trouble if they found out he was training people on the side. So
• 2:28:03
  I agreed. But I only agreed because I could see in Markel's eyes I
• 2:28:09
  could make him a victim to my good tender pussy and low and lo and
• 2:28:22
  behold. Two home training sessions later, I seduced his ass and put this
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  moist put this moist pink monkey of mines on him. Child. I had
• 2:28:39
  to let that young man know Miss Vernita still had that snap back since then
• 2:28:45
  Markel had been my number one booth thing. Anyways, now that I was
• 2:28:50
  back in my room, I quickly made my way over to my walking closet.
• 2:28:52
  I walked all the way down to where I kept my safe. Although
• 2:28:56
  I smoked reef for every day, for some odd reason, I couldn't just
• 2:29:00
  have it all out in the open like that, especially since that stuff was
• 2:29:03
  so pungent. That shit would have had my whole house smelling foul. Once
• 2:29:09
  I opened my safe. This is such ridiculous detail. Once I opened my
• 2:29:15
  safe, I grabbed my favorite kind of reefer, a backwood cigar, and
• 2:29:20
  my lighter. I dashed over into my bad bathroom just to make sure I
• 2:29:24
  still look dazzling. Now, staring at myself in the mirror, I grabbed
• 2:29:28
  my brush off the marble bathroom countertop and lightly ran it through my silver hair.
• 2:29:35
  Hm, I'm gonna have to call ke. Should have had have her
• 2:29:39
  give me a touch up, I commented to myself. I then leaned close
• 2:29:43
  into the mirror and analyzed my makeup. My mascara, foundation and lipstick was
• 2:29:50
  still on point. I looked left, glanced right. Yes, lord,
• 2:29:54
  I look good, I chuckled, sticking my tongue out. Goodness, gracious
• 2:30:01
  go on. Quickly dashing out of the bathroom, I heard my cell phone
• 2:30:05
  buzzing as it charged on my nightstand. I froze for a moment, tempted
• 2:30:09
  to answer, but fuck it, baby, I didn't have time to check
• 2:30:11
  it. Whoever could have been calling me at this moment was just gonna have
• 2:30:15
  to wait because I was ready to get high, drunk and suck some big
• 2:30:20
  nigga dicksick. I can't wait. I can't wait to clip that big nigga
• 2:30:28
  dicks and I might just eat Oh no, I'm and and I might just
• 2:30:39
  eat the asses. Today, I was god. I was ready to let
• 2:30:46
  it all go this afternoon. I turned my nose up and sexually sauntered through
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  my bedroom. Oh, sauntered again, with the reefers, cigars and lighter
• 2:30:56
  gripped in my hand. Should have called me earlier, nicker at whoever was
• 2:31:01
  calling on my silly. I then made my way out of the bedroom,
• 2:31:05
  and now I was back in the hallway, now feet away from the living
• 2:31:09
  room. I came to an abrupt stop when I saw Markel and Will were
• 2:31:13
  now completely naked. Got the hell sitting on my nice white Italian leather baby.
• 2:31:20
  My mouth shot wide open in shock. But it wasn't them being naked,
• 2:31:24
  Oh what, It wasn't them being naked that they were making out tongues
• 2:31:35
  all deep down everything else. They were in love and they were stroking each
• 2:31:43
  other's I was about to pass out right to take me home now, Jesus,
• 2:31:52
  all right, what in the hell are y'all doing? I screamed at
• 2:31:54
  the top of my lungs. Oh, my god, and that's the chapter
• 2:32:00
  we're done, And that's what you've done. That's not that serious? Podcast.
• 2:32:03
  Best podcast in the world. Yo, love everybody, y'all. Freak
• 2:32:09
  cast figures. I'm so glad I got That's exactly what the fuck you get.
• 2:32:18
  Okay, talk about a plot twist. I was not prepared for that,
• 2:32:28
  and I don't know why because the Kwan Mills, I should have seen
• 2:32:31
  it coming. But what the mark Helen Will? They got something going on?
• 2:32:35
  Oh hell nah? Yeah, guys, make sure you mace, make
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• 2:33:18
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• 2:34:03
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