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EP 37 - CHEATING NOT CHEATING IS BACKKK!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: All right, Jake, tell me how you would feel in
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  Speaker 1: this situation. You are lining up at a restaurant. You
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: have a menu in your hand.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say something. I already hate that I'm
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  Speaker 2: lining up at a restaurant, but.
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  Speaker 1: Go, You're lining up at a restaurant, menu in your hand.
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  Speaker 1: There's a person in front of you with two children.
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  Speaker 1: They're ordering their food, and then one of the kids goes, Dad, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want a burger.
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  Speaker 2: I want nuggies.
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  Speaker 1: And you're there like, fuck now, hurry up. And then
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  Speaker 1: and then someone taps you on the shoulder and goes,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, are you done with that menu? And
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  Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, I don't even know what
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  Speaker 1: I want to order. I need to spit this out
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  Speaker 1: in a cohesive way to the person who's taking my order.
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  Speaker 1: And now all this is happening, Jake, how do you
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  Speaker 1: feel dim.
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  Speaker 2: You later we are back, baby, you're just talking about
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  Speaker 2: what we went through yesterday exactly. Holy crap. I was
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  Speaker 2: thinking that.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, we were at a nice relaxing setting
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, how's this going on right there?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, to be fair, I was like, yesterday,
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  Speaker 2: whatdi and I got lunch and we went to order
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  Speaker 2: and there was just there was a guy, a dad
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  Speaker 2: with like and he had like three kids and they're
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  Speaker 2: on school holidays. Like, so if it's like fair, you know,
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  Speaker 2: go out and do your thing. But they were ordering,
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  Speaker 2: and like, he was doing his best, and the and
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  Speaker 2: the and the poor woman taking the order, she was
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  Speaker 2: doing her best, and the kids were just fucking it
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  Speaker 2: was just a massive order and we were.
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  Speaker 1: Both like, whoa, that was a stimulated for sure. That
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of But if you knew around here,
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  Speaker 1: this is an OG episode that used to come out
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  Speaker 1: every single Friday. Yeah, we used to do Stimulated Badies
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  Speaker 1: and I loved him. I still do love him, but
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  Speaker 1: good performance wise, they weren't that great, but we had
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  Speaker 1: fun doing them. So you know what, We're gonna roll
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  Speaker 1: back time, have some fun. They're short, sweet episodes. Hopefully
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  Speaker 1: you stimulated for the whole half an hour. That's it, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: How are we going to start today? We're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: today with.
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  Speaker 2: A game that and the game is going to be that.
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  Speaker 2: I have a list of words. Some of them are
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  Speaker 2: real and some of them are fake. Okay, now for
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  Speaker 2: the fake ones. So I have a definition for all.
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  Speaker 2: So I've even created a deffinite for the fake ones,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm going to say the word and you need
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  Speaker 2: to tell me whether or not it's real or fake.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be good at this, but I can
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  Speaker 1: try it, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I'm like nervous because I only had to
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  Speaker 2: create someones.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is from this actual concept came from a Baddie.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say her name. Yes, hope you can
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  Speaker 1: find a comment Katie, Maddie, Maddie. It is Maddie. And
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  Speaker 1: it came up because I get a lot of words
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  Speaker 1: wrong in episodes, yes, and I like to roll with it.
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  Speaker 2: The most recent one that I can think of is
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  Speaker 2: are you used? There's no recent ones. He used the
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  Speaker 2: word complode, and he meant for something to be the
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  Speaker 2: opposite of implode even bigger is just explode.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I knew there was explode and implode,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought complode was one extension of explode.
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  Speaker 2: Like you just you made that up on the spot.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like you had never use it before in
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  Speaker 2: your life. Ever, that sounds right, but no, I've used
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  Speaker 2: that before. You have nine so ice I talk other
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  Speaker 2: people haven't knew.
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  Speaker 1: I was complaining.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Number one, cacinate and I'll tell you. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to tell you the I'm going to tell you the
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  Speaker 2: definitions as well. Right away.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking you were going to have like caterpillar
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 2: What is it? Cacinate and it is to laugh loudly
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  Speaker 2: or uncontrollably. Is this a real word or a fake word?
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  Speaker 1: Cacinate? Jake was cacnating.
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  Speaker 2: Bake real.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think you'd give you a real straight up.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, maybe I'm going to take these away
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  Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, I'm like I was cacinating with Ja.
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  Speaker 1: We were cacinating.
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  Speaker 2: To laugh loudly or uncontrollable that all the time, and
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  Speaker 2: we get so we're leading stuff in this. Okay, Yeah, discontain.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't a word, but it sounds like one.
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  Speaker 2: Disc I'm going to tell you the definition.
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  Speaker 1: I could the assumption is like something is gotten out
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  Speaker 1: of to the.
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  Speaker 2: Act of taking something out of a container.
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  Speaker 1: But discontained sounds made up. It would be like that's
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  Speaker 1: like a techie one, techie one. You're not trying to
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  Speaker 1: give me anything, you know, I don't want to give
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  Speaker 1: you any Like that's a similar ex complode, so discontain
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  Speaker 1: the act of because containing is a word of discontain
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  Speaker 1: is like, that's not a word in the urban diction.
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  Speaker 2: But I was obviously the act of taking something out
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  Speaker 2: of it. I was like, because like, if you contain something,
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  Speaker 2: are we containing it?
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  Speaker 1: Are your definitions dictionary or urban dictionary?
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  Speaker 2: No? If I if I have made up a word, No,
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  Speaker 2: the real ones. Oh wait, the real words.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know what the urban dictionary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yah, the real words have definitions and they're not
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  Speaker 2: I didn't find I live my life by.
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  Speaker 1: The urban dictionary.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I mean fair because that's society's societies dictionary.
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  Speaker 1: Discontain. I'm going to say, not a word correct. I
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  Speaker 1: knew it, big brain, okay, kind of stump me.
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  Speaker 2: Next one, can't stump this guy. Ostentious being quite sure
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  Speaker 2: of one's self, ostenious, ostentious, being quite sure of someone's self.
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  Speaker 1: He was being quite ostentious. These work. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: say the big words. I reckon, you're trying to stup
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  Speaker 1: me because they're being I have trouble santam. That's a word.
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  Speaker 2: That's a word. Yes, no it's not I've read that.
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  Speaker 1: Up ostensious.
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  Speaker 2: That was a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn good one, good one, good one.
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  Speaker 2: Got me.
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  Speaker 1: Brain's got a little bit smaller, a little bit smaller.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Next, Collie wobbles.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like a pokemon.
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  Speaker 2: Give me to tell you what it is. It is
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  Speaker 2: when you are it's like your stomach when it's nervous.
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  Speaker 1: He had the Collie wobbles. That can't be a word.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm wrong, I'm happy though.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a word.
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  Speaker 1: It's a word, Collie wobble.
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  Speaker 2: So like if you're nervous, if you've got butterflies in
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  Speaker 2: a nervous way of like you know, like when you
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  Speaker 2: when you're about to do something, you're like, I gotta
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  Speaker 2: take a nervous ship. Like that's Collie wobbles.
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  Speaker 1: I think, Okay, yeah, how.
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  Speaker 2: Funny, How funny like that one twaddling definition gossiping or
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  Speaker 2: chattering idly.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, you wouldn't have gone back to back. That's not
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  Speaker 1: a word.
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  Speaker 2: That's a real word. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Well, world, I don't think I live on this earth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an alien or something.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gotta be honest with you. When I was like
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  Speaker 2: doing my research, I hadn't heard of these. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I need to stop this guy that's what makes it fun.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I got I got a couple more. Gongozler,
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  Speaker 1: gong goozler.
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  Speaker 2: The definition is someone who stares at boats for fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good definition. That's something your brain had
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  Speaker 1: to have come up with. Gongoozler. It sounds like a gondola.
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  Speaker 2: But which is a type of gondola? Is that even
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  Speaker 2: like a venice or something? That's the type of boat?
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  Speaker 2: Goos that one? My time? Gong goozla. That's a word. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it is, yes, Good job, bro, good job.
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  Speaker 1: Dilly calling another pokemon? Is that like a dilly dillaying around?
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  Speaker 2: It is too. It is the act of performing bird calls.
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  Speaker 1: That you couldn't have come up with that.
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  Speaker 2: That has to be a word, not a word.
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  Speaker 1: Dearly calling.
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  Speaker 2: I made that.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching Clarksons Farm in the last season. She
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  Speaker 1: was like calling birds and that's what I thought of it.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, that sounded like something she would say,
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  Speaker 1: dearly calling whatever it was.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I had to do is but when
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  Speaker 2: I was making up the words that I had to
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  Speaker 2: like look them up on Google to make sure they're
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  Speaker 2: not words.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, okay, oh?
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  Speaker 2: True? And creating definitions for them was actually fun.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say that were good definitions.
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  Speaker 2: All right, last one? Notty, come on, I can get this, okay,
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  Speaker 2: do you want me to Uh no, no, no, I'll say
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  Speaker 2: I'll stay, I'll keep the pack in for I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna say, I was gonna give you the definition first,
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  Speaker 2: and then the word ultra crepidarian, ultra crepidarian, ultra crepidarian.
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  Speaker 2: And it is giving opinions outside your expertise. Ah. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The other day I was going for a walk and
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  Speaker 1: I saw someone and asked he was a dog expert.
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  Speaker 1: I was, I can kind even use it like No.
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  Speaker 2: This is like if you're if you're friends with someone
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  Speaker 2: that just always thinks they're right about everything. They always
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  Speaker 2: have like an opinion, and they're not a and then
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  Speaker 2: an expert in any of it. They're an ultra crepardarian.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm. I'm going to say that's not a word.
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  Speaker 2: That's a word. Bro. Damn. Well, look I'm not I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna say so I did really well.
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  Speaker 1: Just that you did great. I'm hoping also like you
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  Speaker 1: brought to the right person. I'm hoping the baddies had
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  Speaker 1: learned something too. When you aren't like you.
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  Speaker 2: Actually baddies dead set comment, how many you got, like
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  Speaker 2: genuinely if you got any? Right? Yeah, yeah, I got
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  Speaker 2: like they don't let I get like two. I think
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  Speaker 2: you got Yeah, you got you at least two. I
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Guandola one dongosel.
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  Speaker 2: That's a real word.
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  Speaker 1: What's the tumming one?
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  Speaker 2: That one? Collie bobbles?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've got the Collie bobbles.
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  Speaker 2: After that, let's hope we let's hope there's no Colie
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  Speaker 2: wobbles on our holiday. Okay. Next, I have brought something
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  Speaker 2: to the table.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: And it was a TikTok of a wife who has
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  Speaker 2: asked TikTok. She said, give me good comebacks to say
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  Speaker 2: to my husband. That can be as mean as possible.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. I suck at comebacks and I need help.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. That's crazy as that. They can be
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  Speaker 1: as mean as possible and I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about Okay, Number one, ask him, has
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  Speaker 2: anyone told you you're doing a good job today? And
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  Speaker 2: when he says no, say you should think about that.
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  Speaker 1: There's a reason why the way you're going about life. Mate.
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  Speaker 1: That one's deep though.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty that it's mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one's really mean.
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  Speaker 2: It's me. Tell him you found a photo of him
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  Speaker 2: as a baby, and show him a photo of him
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  Speaker 2: you just took.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one, a.
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  Speaker 2: Right that. Yeah, I say to him, you're trying your best,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what makes it disappointing.
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  Speaker 1: Trying your best would get me a that's every time.
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  Speaker 2: That is really that's hard. Mid argument, Ask him if
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  Speaker 2: he wishes he had a deeper voice.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a clip of Jude Belliam after the semi final.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a really high pitched voice.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't look like it.
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  Speaker 1: All the comments like I didn't know that's what he sound.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't been reading the comments of my interview being
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: like a dang bro to self conscious.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Um, could you please laugh again? Yellow is my favorite color?
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  Speaker 2: I get it? Please laugh again?
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  Speaker 1: Yellow is my favorite color?
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  Speaker 2: Am I slow?
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  Speaker 1: I want to get that? Please laugh again?
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  Speaker 2: How about I say this, please smile again? Yellow?
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  Speaker 1: Ah, that's fucking me. That was too mean for me
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  Speaker 1: to even clock.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's me.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking something about the laughter was like, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna laugh to be yellow? That is mean.
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  Speaker 2: When he tells you to do something, say to him
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: you're not in charge at work, why would you be
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  Speaker 2: in charge here?
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  Speaker 1: Know your place?
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: This person said, my favorite ever is quote, I'm surprised
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  Speaker 2: you know that to basic information. That's his rage bait. Like,
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  Speaker 2: if bet starts sending giving me a little facts, I'll
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: be like, I'm surprised you know that.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: If you could use it, like you put the toaster on,
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: like you got a new toast. He's like, I'm surprised
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  Speaker 1: you know how to do that.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: That's that's yes, I watched Bets Phillip at Waterball. I'm
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  Speaker 2: surprised you know.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, park the car. I'm surprised you never do that.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: My husband once said I am the whole package, and
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  Speaker 2: my daughter said, you aren't even the wrapper. Oh damn.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you say your girlfriend's are snack and
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  Speaker 1: she goes, n, I'm a full course meal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair. That's so fair. I love how you
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  Speaker 2: don't put any kind of pressure on yourself to grow
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  Speaker 2: as a person.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's to me, no one.
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  Speaker 2: Living with you is like living alone, but harder.
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  Speaker 1: It just make my life worse. That one's funny.
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  Speaker 2: This this would make me jump out my window fender.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, I'll just call my dad.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Ohoy, what's with honestly like something as a man your ego. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because we have a like granny flat adjacent to the
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  Speaker 1: main house of Cassie's parents, and her dad's there.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, she loves to.
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  Speaker 1: Say to me when I'm struggling to do something, let
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  Speaker 1: me just ask my dad. And I'm like, I'm actually
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: quite a non egotistical man, but still but still like
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: I might not give me my least. I'm give me
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  Speaker 1: five minutes. He like fucking hell. And if it's something
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  Speaker 1: he's not, like, if it's he's a plumber, if it's
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  Speaker 1: something that's like around his area of expertise, I'll be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent. But if it's like neither of our expertise,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, funk. Honestly, the fact that she's she
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  Speaker 1: still sees her dad at a different yeah level to me, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like when am I going to gain my girlfriend's full respect? Legit?
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  Speaker 2: She always get my dad's like there's levels to this
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  Speaker 2: game and you're just not there. How can we get
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  Speaker 2: it back?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Like girlfriends always go like, oh, can I show you
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: outfit or something? But it doesn't work, But no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: can you you want me to get my mum's opinion,
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  Speaker 1: let me like it's not the same.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I think I just have like
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  Speaker 2: full for some reason, I just have like full trust
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  Speaker 2: in like whatever Beth says, like, not one part of
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  Speaker 2: me ever thinks like what would my mom say?
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Sam?
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  Speaker 2: For some reason, Beth's like she's she still can't with
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  Speaker 2: my dad say. I'm like, I'm a fucking cough.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: If you're a toughinger, dude. The only thing I'm thinking,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, have you like have you seen with
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: the vacuum he's bodies or like have you seen where
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: the tiny teddies are already? See?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Actually, here's the thing, right is the only thing that
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: would work for us, unfortunately, is like things that would
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: fall into like stereotypical trad wife maybe scenarios because of
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: just like our parents are all gen X and so
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: where we lean away from that and so like, I
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: don't know, I think that's probably why we don't do it,
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  Speaker 2: because the only time I would think of, like, you know,
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: maybe Beth's like, you know, I'm cooking this meal, like
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, She's struggling to do something, and I'm like,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: let me call my mom. You know what I mean, Like,
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  Speaker 2: because I grew up thinking like my mom was a
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: stay at home mum, and she'd like she did all
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: about cooking, all about what like she did all that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and so that's like the only thing I can break
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  Speaker 2: the stereotype, and mine never.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Goes to it at least, so are their minds in
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  Speaker 1: the stereotype for men though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? But who cares? All right, this one's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 2: My husband looks at my infant son and says, thank God,
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  Speaker 2: you're just like dadda, And then I say, you know,
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  Speaker 2: his dad. That's the last one. They were good. Okay,
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: this is a very very big week.
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  Speaker 1: This is massive, Jake.
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  Speaker 2: Today's a big day.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: It's a big day, big moment, big occasion.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: One of us has one. The Krispy Kreme Jingle Duel.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know if I'm ready for this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready because I know who won, and I know
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: that I'm feeling pretty good.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how are you feeling? Yeah, I'm not feeling anything.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I just want to say before we get into the
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: winner of the Krispy Kreme Jingle off. I had so
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: much fun doing this, so did I. It was just
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: hanging out with Jake. A friendly competition goes a long way.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: It's fine, and with Krispy Kremes in the background supporting us,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: there's just such an enjoyable moment and occasion.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Not usually the most competitive guy you were for this.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: It came out in trash talk. Felt good, Yeah, I
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: felt really good.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Got the heart rateing it did.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: But Jake, before we give the results from the baddies voting,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: let's his player again. I think we've done really well.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Play our jingles one more time. This is Jake's jingle.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: It does get stuck in your head.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I appreciate the compliment.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: And here's my girl as well, driving just because, smiling,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: just because.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Two very good products. Yeah, very good products.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I must admit, let's part of ourselves.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very good products. Okay, the votes are in from
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: you guys, the wonderful Barties, and.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I think it's it's time.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Before you give the results, Jake, pick up a lovely
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Chrispy Kreme, don't cheers.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Good journey, good journey, all the best. Yes, yes, good sportsmanship.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're delicious.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: You've got to take him back.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Honestly, this is I'm a bit mm hmmm, So do
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: you have the results, Jake, I do, and.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Only the best way to crown the win is to
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: play the winning jingle.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: It's the only way to do it on three three
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: two one.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Smile just because I can't believe it.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, I knew it from the start.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I knew it. What can I say, Jake? I had
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: a feeling.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I had a feeling it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Was my time.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: You did say that you learn from your mistakes.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and this time you made a mistake underestimating you. Congratulations,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Sengratulations sir and batties, thanks for
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: coming along on this journey.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Yep. I hoping.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I hope you guys enjoyed as much as we did. Yes,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: and honestly, if you did, you know what to do.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Head to your nearest Krispy Kreme shop.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: As we have brought back stimulat to Jake, I thought
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: it would only be right to bring back one of
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: our OG segments, which one cheating not cheating. Okay, Okay,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: let's go, and I reckon, I've got some doozy really
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: really okay, But inside Infobatties, our bread and butter is
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: cheating not cheating.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the foundations of the pollod.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Blew up on TikTok with that, and the reason we
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: stopped it is just because I think we literally did
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: all of them.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: We just did all the classics, you know, physically possible.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: You've got to get so creative with it, and it's like,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: that's just not relatable.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: And then these came to me because I was thinking
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: about stimulating. I was like, cheating, cheating. It's probably been
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: a year and a half, two years since we've even
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: thought about cheating not cheating. So we're new men. So
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: these are ones maybe a bit of the olden days
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: kind of vibe, but these are all new. So cheating
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: or not cheating, Jake, you're having sex and for a
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: split second you think about a character from your book.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Whoa shit. I think that if you were to for
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: some reason be like taken over by a demon and
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: voice that that happened, then I would be like, cheat up.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: But if you keep it within, let's just like you know,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: sometimes a little white lie like what they don't know
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: what hurt them? They're not real, yeah, but you've like
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: made them real like that when you get when you're
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: doing that, you've made them real. Let's be real second.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say cheating.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: To a hot star, right, they get a little bit complex.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: That's why I think they're good. So cheating not cheating.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: You're on a night out and the girl in front
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: of you card declines as she's buying a drink. She
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: taps it again, declines again, So you feel bad for
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: her and tap and pay for her drink and you
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: walk away and never talk to her. But you did
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: buy a girl a drink.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Nah, bro, you can't do that. You gotta you just
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: gotta be like game is the game? You have no money?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Oh shita? Yeah, okay, reading in my eyes like the
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: game you have no money. I'm not buying you a
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: drink just because you have no money. You don't feel
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: bad if she's there, I'll feel bad, Yeah, I'll feel bad,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: but I'll pretend like I didn't see what.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: If I'll added complexity to it. She's like on her
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: phone and I'm so sorry, like I can't transfer money. Look,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: there's no bars.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Genuinely, I just be patient. Just be patient, you're a dog, said,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I would just be like anyone want to like get
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: this girl's drink. I just be patient. I'd be looking
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: at the bartender, like just comp it, like, just give
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: it to her, and just to get the.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Line, if you went back to Beth and told her
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: that story back, I didn't pay because like I love you,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: What do you should say?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: No, I would if I went back into the story
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: about she probably wouldn't even be like, did you buy
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: her drink? I would just be like, yeah, dead said,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: that's why I took so long. And I but like,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I don't feel any need. I would feel no need
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: to be like, oh, by the way, I didn't pay.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: For the drink. Yeah, interesting, interesting was cheating?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: What would you do?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: You don't know. I just told you it was cheating.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: But the thing with that is like, in my head,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it to help her out.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Not in a romantic sense of course, yeah I understand that, but.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: So in my I don't know. I think because because
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I said night out, I would say it's cheating. But
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: if I was like at a restaurant or something and
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: you did it, I don't think it's as bad because
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: if you, like you're on a date, because a place
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: like that you go out to like entertain women or
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: your opposite sex.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I agree with you cheating, Yeah, no, I
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: wouldn't do it.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Cheating, not cheating. You're camping by yourself. You walk to
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: your closest beach and realize it's a neudist beech, so
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you get fully naked. But there's other women on the.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Beach cheating done? Really? Were how far away on it?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Like you're not sitting next to each other, but like
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: you can see each other like ten minutes, and there's
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: a few there's dudes on the beach too, a couple women,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: a couple of dudes on the beach. But your willing
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: is just.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Nah, you know what if it's a nudist beach and
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: like they're the rules, like you genuinely didn't know it
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: was a news beach and you're like fuck it like
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: a bit of spontaneity in my life. Like you know,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: you're like you can see people that you can see
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: like a dick over there, you can see some boobs
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: over there, Like you know, you're just like amazed, we'll
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: be part of the crew.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I think it's fine, Okay, right, you know what.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I think it's fine. Like if Beth said to me
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: she was camping by herself, or like even with a friend, Yeah,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: and she went to a beach, was a nudist beach,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and they rent for a nude swim. I'd probably just
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: be like, fucking go. I'd be like, that's heck, dick true.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I remember were you there when we went in one
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: of our we used to have the Swag Boys camping trips,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: and I think this was a big group, an extension
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: of the Swag Boys. And I was like eight of
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: us and we went camping and we found a nudist
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: beach by accident, so all eight of us got naked
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: and ran down to the beach. I remember some people
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: picking up their towers and.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I remember, yeah, I remember, because I remember. I think
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: we worked out that it was and nude people people.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: There was just nude. So we we saw a nude guy.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure this was happened. Pretty sure we saw
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: a nude guy and thought let's go, so we all
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: got nude him for a nude to him, and then
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: people left and they weren't nude, and we were thinking,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: like we did some research and I'm pretty sure it
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: wasn't enough. I remember it always committed public indecent.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: We were all doing dolphin dives and that shine.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: We remember it. Yeah, we're going crazy.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, a couple left.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Wait a second, what were they? Why were we all
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: so giddy about getting naked.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Young men? It's something so free. It was hilarious about
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: being in the ocean naked because you're not meant toe. Okay, cheating,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: not cheating. You go to give your girlfriend a hug
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: from behind, and then she turns around and it's her sister.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: WHOA. That's like, that's like betrayal by default and like
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: purely accidental. But like, what do you do? Look? Not cheating,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: but your day's ruined.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Imagine that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: If they're not identical twins to your day, your your
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: month is ruined.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I thought that from friends Phoebe and Ursula.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I thought of it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, two cheating, not cheating. They get your favorite takeaway
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: without you cheating, but also they don't tell you and
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: you only figure it out from the rubbish in the bin.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Cheating, Oh straight up? Yeah? Bro Okay, interesting. Okay, last
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: my home late for dinner or some shit.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're working with me, she got it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I'll be mad at you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: This is the last one. Okay, cheating not cheating using
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: chat GBT to write a spicy message to your girlfriend.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Cheating, and it's like cheating in the sense of like
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: it's not a betrayal, but it is like betrayal at
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: the same time, you know what I mean, Like I
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: haven't put my penis inside another woman, but like I've
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: cheated at this game of being a boyfriend.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Cheating can't be doing basically put your penis.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Actually give a ship, like, actually give a ship and
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: think about what you want to say to your girlfriend,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: think about how she makes you feel, and send her
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: the message.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, couldn't agree more?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Hm, people people are probably are you writing I'm going
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: to write my vows out right, I'm gonna write my
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: vows out and they're gonna be in my words. I'm
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: gonna put it into clon and be like he just
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: made it sound to be better though, like you just
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: like make it so like this comes across good, like
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: you ready to give this a good hook?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I a hundred percent people have done that age oh
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: ye yeah. But I also this is going to sounds
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: so harsh. I also think, like a lot of people
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: who are in relationship getting married, I actually don't love
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that that happens a lot.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and they're like, fuck this, I'm
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. That's if I roound out Cassie got
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Chat or Claude to like spruce up her vows. I
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: think I'd probably like, I'd be devastated. Really, I'd pretty
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: proper like reconsidering that would break my heart. This special moment,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: this meant me that this is like our whole relationship
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: in fucking one paragraph. Youve got a robot to write it.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Fucking you know, I'd probably like, I'd be pretty devoted,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: But I also can't go back and redo that. You
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: can renew your ours people, Oh yeah, fucking Cassie, I
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: wrote my A year after you get married, you invite
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: everyone to a route to renew your vows, which is
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: usually like a thirty year thing, and everyone's like, why
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: so early? I just want to be like everybody. Beth
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: has something to tell you. She's like, Guys, the first
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: round I choose, I used AI and this time I
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: wrote it myself. That's why we're we're doing it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: You go through that rigamarole, and then Beth says the
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: ones she wrote, Yeah, the first one's are better.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Like we didn't have to redo it. I think I
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: enjoyed the moment the first time, but the second time
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: we do it. So the first time I've written vous
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: from my brain, right, the second time she's written vous
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: from her brain, and we're redoing it because she used AI.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: This time I use AI and I read it to
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: her and I'm like, I love you so much, dash
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Dash you read the end.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Would you like to give me a more polished version?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Would you like me to put this in a better format?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, babies, that's it for today, bringing back the OG
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: stimulated comment below if you like that, and we can
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: do it more often. We love your stay bad