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- 0:02Speaker 1: What is the dune to the refic natur Is program.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listener discretion?
- 0:07Speaker 1: Is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 3: The Woody Show?
- 0:19Speaker 1: I'm this is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Yeah,
- 0:48Speaker 1: I'll today is July the twenty second, twenty twenty six.
- 0:52Speaker 1: It is Wednesday. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, Moody.
- 0:55Speaker 1: That is Greg Gory. Hi, we got Menace.
- 0:57Speaker 2: What is up Gina gran Hello?
- 0:59Speaker 1: See As is here. We got Sammy, our associate producer.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Morgan is here. There is Jeff g We got dumbass
- 1:07Speaker 1: Tyler Von our video producer. There is Bort We got Menji.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Boody, you
- 1:14Speaker 1: can send us a text over to to nine eight seven.
- 1:19Speaker 1: How are you? How are things going in the office?
- 1:21Speaker 1: Sea Bass with vaugh In his since the confrontations, which
- 1:26Speaker 1: I tried again. I tried to go through the proper channels.
- 1:29Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm saying, but how's it going now?
- 1:30Speaker 2: He is not.
- 1:32Speaker 1: It is better, but it's not a fully solved problem.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Really really, because I feel like just I was walking
- 1:37Speaker 1: by the office, I thought it was pretty quiet. Jeff,
- 1:39Speaker 1: you spent a lot of time, spent.
- 1:41Speaker 2: A lot of time in there yesterday and it was uh,
- 1:43Speaker 2: I mean it was fine to me.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I get better, but he's still still and
- 1:46Speaker 1: he catches.
- 1:47Speaker 5: I can catch him catching himself, and it happens later
- 1:49Speaker 5: on the show, like I think. I do think it
- 1:52Speaker 5: is a when the edible kicks now, yeah, exactly.
- 1:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:55Speaker 1: One of the comments on the Instagram video said, your
- 1:57Speaker 1: assberger is showing like yeah, like more the sensitivity. The
- 2:01Speaker 1: sounds right.
- 2:01Speaker 5: But again I was I consider all that because I
- 2:04Speaker 5: had a couple of months to mull this over. And
- 2:09Speaker 5: that's why I made sure I had mountains of evidence.
- 2:11Speaker 5: Because again, if if Menace was doing this, if none
- 2:14Speaker 5: of you would put up with it for two seconds,
- 2:15Speaker 5: it is it is obnoxious.
- 2:17Speaker 1: And that's why I was just wondering how I was going.
- 2:19Speaker 2: I don't want to like better, but still vibes, what
- 2:22Speaker 2: about the vibes unchanged?
- 2:25Speaker 1: They don't only speak anyway, it's chopping it up, but
- 2:28Speaker 1: people just randomly when we're in there working, he's working.
- 2:32Speaker 2: If you're noticing improvement, that's a plus.
- 2:34Speaker 7: Yeah, Yes, he's catching him.
- 2:37Speaker 1: We're going. We're going in the right direction, says History.
- 2:40Speaker 1: It was today in nineteen ninety one that Jeffrey Dahmer
- 2:43Speaker 1: was arrested.
- 2:44Speaker 2: Oh what's up?
- 2:46Speaker 1: Found teven skulls, three headless torsos and that sealed that
- 2:50Speaker 1: and other body parts in his apartment. Dude, when those uh,
- 2:53Speaker 1: when those movies came out, like what a couple of
- 2:56Speaker 1: years ago, Like, dude, that's I got obsessed with watching
- 2:59Speaker 1: anything I could Jeffrey Dahmer because it was like, man.
- 3:01Speaker 6: There was a mini series with that dude from American He.
- 3:05Speaker 7: Tried to feed his neighbor the meat sandwich?
- 3:07Speaker 1: Yeah, like, how do you get to be like that?
- 3:10Speaker 1: It was just how do you go through with it?
- 3:12Speaker 2: How do you?
- 3:13Speaker 6: Dude?
- 3:13Speaker 2: Shouts to that dude that killed him in because he
- 3:17Speaker 2: said he was annoying. He's like one of those guys
- 3:21Speaker 2: who thought he was funny but wasn't be careful v
- 3:24Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like sea bats might snap
- 3:26Speaker 2: seeing him. I forgot how I think that you're annoying.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I forgot how Dahmer got caught.
- 3:29Speaker 5: And I guess one of he just didn't chain down
- 3:31Speaker 5: one of his victims well enough and yeah, yeah got out.
- 3:34Speaker 6: And that was the second time one of his victims
- 3:36Speaker 6: got out. I know the first one. They brought him
- 3:38Speaker 6: back Lucky.
- 3:41Speaker 1: July twenty second day's World Brain Day. It is a
- 3:45Speaker 1: rain National Hammock Day. Love it which Hammick's another one
- 3:48Speaker 1: of those things that's good for about five minutes.
- 3:52Speaker 7: I own one, like I own a travel hammock. I
- 3:54Speaker 7: love hammock.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Ye travel.
- 3:57Speaker 7: Yeah that like you can pop up, you know.
- 4:00Speaker 1: I love.
- 4:02Speaker 7: Rules, so you don't have to tie to anything. It's
- 4:05Speaker 7: like bound to like a bar, like a bar system place.
- 4:08Speaker 1: That I like to go to in Mexico, like the
- 4:10Speaker 1: no Kids vacation that we do.
- 4:12Speaker 8: They have.
- 4:12Speaker 1: There's like a couple of hammocks on the property somewhere,
- 4:15Speaker 1: and uh I sat there for about five minutes. I'm like,
- 4:17Speaker 1: all right, yeah, absolutely, I can't get super comfy.
- 4:23Speaker 7: You just like bottled in the netting.
- 4:25Speaker 1: You just gotta be careful. Abut getting out of those things.
- 4:27Speaker 7: Well, there's no good way to do that.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a National Mango Day. I think mango is
- 4:32Speaker 1: mego over.
- 4:33Speaker 7: I don't like it.
- 4:34Speaker 9: I love it.
- 4:35Speaker 1: I know people love mango and and it's got a
- 4:38Speaker 1: weird almost there's like a fuel kind of taste to me.
- 4:41Speaker 1: You know, you know how people say exactly and I
- 4:44Speaker 1: don't know any other way to explain it. Like, you know,
- 4:46Speaker 1: like the way gasoline smells, I would imagine like it
- 4:49Speaker 1: would taste somewhat like.
- 4:50Speaker 2: This really total.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like an after And I don't know if
- 4:54Speaker 1: it's like how people have that with a cilantra, Like
- 4:57Speaker 1: there's certain people maybe it's not everybody who.
- 5:03Speaker 7: I just think it's chalky.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Have you guys ever put ta heen on your Never?
- 5:07Speaker 6: Yes, I like it on it dehydrated me.
- 5:13Speaker 1: I don't like putting anything on fruit. I mean there
- 5:15Speaker 1: are people that put salt on watermelon or fruit. Is
- 5:19Speaker 1: the flav like or some kind of seasoning on fruit? Yeah,
- 5:22Speaker 1: like fruit flavor.
- 5:23Speaker 6: I like dipping strawberries and sugar. Really, you know that.
- 5:27Speaker 1: You know the other thing I don't really do. I
- 5:29Speaker 1: don't really dip the sushi in soy sauce. Wow, I'm
- 5:35Speaker 1: not I'm not big. I'm not big on that do
- 5:38Speaker 1: well because uh and if I do, like there are
- 5:41Speaker 1: certain ones that I will, but I mean I barely
- 5:43Speaker 1: touch it because I feel like it's so overwhelming it
- 5:46Speaker 1: is And like people like my wife, she'll basically like
- 5:50Speaker 1: how I will dunk an oreo and milk? Yeah, like,
- 5:54Speaker 1: she gets so much soy sauce on every piece, and
- 5:57Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what are you eave? Are you tasting
- 5:59Speaker 1: anything you eat other than the soy sauce.
- 6:01Speaker 2: It's weird. I do every other piece like one with
- 6:04Speaker 2: no soy sauce and the other one just straight up
- 6:06Speaker 2: dunked in soy sauce.
- 6:07Speaker 1: It depends on what it like. There's this one place
- 6:10Speaker 1: that I like to go and they have these baked
- 6:12Speaker 1: crab hand rolls and it's not imitation crab, it's like
- 6:15Speaker 1: for real spra. There's some rice and it's wrapped in
- 6:18Speaker 1: that like that soy paper kind of stuff whatever, and
- 6:22Speaker 1: she there. They're so good and they're all like all
- 6:24Speaker 1: by themselves. They because there's already some kind of sauce
- 6:29Speaker 1: in there with the crab and the rice and stuff.
- 6:30Speaker 1: I'm not sure, Yeah I don't and maybe a only
- 6:36Speaker 1: I don't know, which is also Mayo baby on its own.
- 6:39Speaker 1: But yeah, it's really good, but like my wife will
- 6:41Speaker 1: take it, so everything goes into the soy sauce. It's
- 6:44Speaker 1: like my dad can never eat anything no matter what,
- 6:47Speaker 1: without throwing a bunch of extra salt on it before
- 6:50Speaker 1: he's even tasted it. How do you even know? I
- 6:53Speaker 1: just needs salt because you go someplace you're like, damn it,
- 6:56Speaker 1: this is already really salty, and you throw salt. It's
- 6:59Speaker 1: in salting to like if someone, if somebody, if somebody's
- 7:02Speaker 1: made a meal for you, Like if it's a restaurant,
- 7:05Speaker 1: I don't care about that person. You know, I'm here,
- 7:08Speaker 1: I'm paying for the meal. But if you go to
- 7:09Speaker 1: someone's house and before you've even tasted what they've made, insulting.
- 7:13Speaker 7: It's actually more insulting to taste.
- 7:14Speaker 2: It, but the sult on it, oh, is it?
- 7:17Speaker 4: No?
- 7:17Speaker 10: No?
- 7:17Speaker 6: I like to under salt just in case you want less,
- 7:20Speaker 6: and then if you want more, put it on.
- 7:22Speaker 1: But I think the rules are that you don't do
- 7:25Speaker 1: that because it's insulting. Like what are you saying that
- 7:28Speaker 1: this is going to be bland? This is is not
- 7:30Speaker 1: going to be good.
- 7:31Speaker 6: You suck as a person.
- 7:32Speaker 1: Yeah, demanders tell you that you're not supposed to add
- 7:38Speaker 1: you're not supposed to add it beforehand. I do like
- 7:40Speaker 1: the Devin mango man can't can't do it, And I
- 7:45Speaker 1: like almost all fruit, but yeah, mango chalking mess mango
- 7:49Speaker 1: just can't just can't do it. Eight seven four. Woody
- 7:53Speaker 1: is the phone number sent us a text over to
- 7:54Speaker 1: two to nine eight seven. Check in on the birthdays
- 7:59Speaker 1: day show.
- 8:01Speaker 6: Shimay, we're going. It's Shiver day.
- 8:04Speaker 1: We won't sit bags.
- 8:06Speaker 6: Shiver and you know you don't get.
- 8:10Speaker 1: And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to David Spade,
- 8:13Speaker 1: who is sixty two years old today.
- 8:16Speaker 2: And look at it, uh Danny.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Glover, Mel Gibson's co star and Leaf the Weapon he
- 8:20Speaker 1: was getting too old for this.
- 8:21Speaker 7: Ish Oh yeah, way back then forty.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Today he's eighty years old. Selena Gomez is thirty four.
- 8:28Speaker 1: William Dafoe is seventy one. Uh well, yeah, Willem Dafoe.
- 8:33Speaker 1: That's right, Willem and willnoxious name, but I guess it's Willem.
- 8:37Speaker 1: He's allowed because he's like Irish or whatever. R.
- 8:39Speaker 6: Yeah, sure.
- 8:40Speaker 1: John Leguzamo is sixty six. You got Don Henley, the
- 8:43Speaker 1: co founder of the Eagles, who is seventy nine. Albert Brooks,
- 8:47Speaker 1: comedian and actor, is seventy nine. I thought he'd be
- 8:50Speaker 1: older than that. Same and uh man, so many so
- 8:53Speaker 1: many people got knocked up to this guy's music. Keith
- 8:55Speaker 1: Sweat R and B Panty Dropper he is sixty five
- 8:59Speaker 1: years old today, and I'm pretty sure this person just
- 9:02Speaker 1: died in the last year, and Morgan had it on
- 9:04Speaker 1: the on the birthday list. It's Greg's doppelganger, Terrence Stamp,
- 9:10Speaker 1: who was General Zod. Tell me Greg, tell me Greg
- 9:14Speaker 1: does not look like oh P.
- 9:19Speaker 5: For me.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Well no, I'm saying, but like if you if you
- 9:22Speaker 1: remember what that character was in Superman, I know, but
- 9:24Speaker 1: I'm saying you remember what you remember the character?
- 9:27Speaker 11: Right?
- 9:28Speaker 1: Yes, I know that it was exactly like General.
- 9:30Speaker 6: It does.
- 9:31Speaker 7: Yeah, he died last year.
- 9:32Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yea, he must because Greg celebrated.
- 9:34Speaker 1: I remember, I know gone, and the comparison doesn't end.
- 9:38Speaker 1: We used to have a clock that had the gory
- 9:41Speaker 1: and I used to it. Yeah, he was intentionally trying
- 9:43Speaker 1: to break it.
- 9:45Speaker 6: I mean maybe, no, I don't see it. I was
- 9:48Speaker 6: gonna say, maybe I see it, But no, it hasn't changed.
- 9:51Speaker 1: He sucks your Corno birthday. No he doesn't. That's a
- 9:56Speaker 1: great character. Your port of birthday today is Julia Robbie
- 10:00Speaker 1: and Today's birth of Girl. She has seen more backdoor
- 10:02Speaker 1: action than a prohibition speakeasy. Yeah, only in fifty adult films,
- 10:06Speaker 1: but man, it is quality over quantity when it comes
- 10:09Speaker 1: to this woman. She has shined and go by or
- 10:12Speaker 1: go home. She was in Julia Robbie seduces her son's friend. Oh,
- 10:18Speaker 1: stuffing my stepsister for Thanksgiving?
- 10:21Speaker 6: Thank god.
- 10:23Speaker 1: She was in a bonding through sex therapy her therapist,
- 10:27Speaker 1: no best volume one. She was in Blue Balls won't
- 10:30Speaker 1: last long with the right therapy. A lot of therapy.
- 10:32Speaker 7: Therapy is so hot, right, it's at the very end.
- 10:34Speaker 6: She's on the trend. Yeah, she is.
- 10:37Speaker 1: She was in My Milkshake is better than yours? Any
- 10:41Speaker 1: who could forget her? In Romancing the Butthole.
- 10:47Speaker 7: Classic, It's so good because you think it's going to
- 10:50Speaker 7: be romancing the bone, but it's way better.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Romancing the butthole. That's Julia Robbie, who is forty three
- 10:56Speaker 1: years old today. And that is Yourparno birthday, your celebrity
- 11:00Speaker 1: birthdays here on the Woodie Show.
- 11:02Speaker 12: It's not for everybody.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Yeah, probably you have to try it on.
- 11:08Speaker 7: You have to tell you that guy's a Woodie Show.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Random text of the day, All right, Uh. Textures came
- 11:21Speaker 1: through from the three to two one area code.
- 11:26Speaker 6: Where's that one?
- 11:29Speaker 1: They simply just texted over smegne Okay, all right, that
- 11:33Speaker 1: is you say, we're not even on in Orlando. All right, well,
- 11:36Speaker 1: I guess you're listening on the iHeartRadio or something. Anyway,
- 11:41Speaker 1: we say whatever you got, hit us up on the
- 11:42Speaker 1: text and yeah you got.
- 11:45Speaker 6: Cool.
- 11:46Speaker 2: Speca to you nice.
- 11:48Speaker 1: It's the Woodies Show. It's another new hour, body Greg Minnies.
- 11:51Speaker 1: There's Gina Gred she's got the trending news headlines.
- 11:54Speaker 7: Well, tropical storm BIRTHA is coming and it's supposed to
- 11:57Speaker 7: bring birth. Have you ever thought of like a thin birth?
- 12:00Speaker 1: That's a thing hot thin Bertha hot?
- 12:06Speaker 7: Yeah, right, Ruthie. Well, this one's supposed to bring big rains,
- 12:10Speaker 7: gusty winds, rough served to parts of the northern Gulf
- 12:13Speaker 7: Coast over the next couple days. Forecasters say the biggest
- 12:16Speaker 7: concerns are gonna be flash floods, storm surges, and dangerous
- 12:19Speaker 7: rip currents. And that's really going to be more for
- 12:22Speaker 7: the Florida Panhandle to Louisiana. And well Bertha. Bertha isn't
- 12:26Speaker 7: expected to become a hurricane, still could dump several inches
- 12:29Speaker 7: of rain and create really bad conditions for people on
- 12:32Speaker 7: the coast. Dropical storm warnings and watches already in effect
- 12:35Speaker 7: for those areas, and the people are just being asked
- 12:37Speaker 7: to keep an eye on things, be ready to bolt
- 12:39Speaker 7: if necessary. And I never understand people are like, no,
- 12:42Speaker 7: I'm gonna stick around, get.
- 12:45Speaker 1: The get the best waves. Yeah that's right.
- 12:48Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 12:48Speaker 2: We recently had a friend that moved to Florida. Has
- 12:50Speaker 2: he hit you up Wood.
- 12:51Speaker 1: He's been spending a lot of time in Rochester with
- 12:53Speaker 1: his in laws because it's so hot and humid. He's like,
- 12:57Speaker 1: I'm not built for it yet.
- 12:58Speaker 2: We just worked here.
- 12:59Speaker 1: I'm not built this humidity.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Oh damn.
- 13:02Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like walking through cheesecake.
- 13:03Speaker 2: It's like thick.
- 13:05Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well hewll of officials say the nationwide cyclist
- 13:08Speaker 7: spora outbreak it's under control now after more than sixteen
- 13:11Speaker 7: hundred people got sick around the country. Investigators trace the
- 13:14Speaker 7: outbreack to the outbreak rather to contaminated produce. Recalls have
- 13:18Speaker 7: already been issued to help stop it from spreading. Not
- 13:21Speaker 7: tailor farms. That's the one that got blamed for it.
- 13:24Speaker 7: And even though officials think they've contained it, they say
- 13:27Speaker 7: new cases could still pop up because symptoms take a
- 13:29Speaker 7: while to appear. So don't freak out.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Did you see the thing that the woman she was
- 13:33Speaker 1: so afraid of getting this, instead of just, you know,
- 13:37Speaker 1: avoiding lettuce, if you're so praised, just avoid the lettuce.
- 13:40Speaker 7: They have the produce right now.
- 13:41Speaker 1: But she decided to wash her lettuce in bleach. Oh no,
- 13:46Speaker 1: and her poor husband, the guinea pig in the situation,
- 13:49Speaker 1: ended up in the hospital.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Of course he's he's.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Out now, he's doing fine. But yeah, she washed her
- 13:54Speaker 1: salad and bleach.
- 13:55Speaker 13: She then rinsed the vegetables and used them to prepare
- 13:57Speaker 13: a salad with parmesan cheese and shrimp. However, she noticed
- 14:01Speaker 13: that a small amount of foam was still visible on
- 14:03Speaker 13: the lettuce. Instead of eating it herself, she asked her
- 14:06Speaker 13: husband to try the salad first so she could see
- 14:08Speaker 13: whether he had any unusual reaction. Later that night, the
- 14:11Speaker 13: husband began vomiting and developed other symptoms. He was rushed
- 14:14Speaker 13: to the hospital for treatment.
- 14:16Speaker 7: Okay, as a true crime fan, she has to be questioned.
- 14:22Speaker 2: As a group, like you pay bills and rent, and
- 14:25Speaker 2: like you have a job, and you're that stupid. That's crazy,
- 14:29Speaker 2: that's insane.
- 14:30Speaker 7: Oh, by the way, I don't I didn't look into
- 14:35Speaker 7: this any further except the headline, and so I didn't
- 14:37Speaker 7: even put any thought into how it works. I'm sure
- 14:39Speaker 7: Sebaska tellis, But do you know that if you put
- 14:42Speaker 7: bleach on your skin, the feeling you get, like the
- 14:45Speaker 7: soapy feeling, is because it's making your skin into soap.
- 14:49Speaker 1: That's making your skin.
- 14:51Speaker 7: I'm not even going to look at this any further.
- 14:55Speaker 7: Please look at that well, Godzilla versus Kong Actress Kaylee Hoddle.
- 15:00Speaker 7: She's been killed in a car accident. She was just
- 15:02Speaker 7: eighteen years old. She was riding in a nineteen ninety
- 15:05Speaker 7: five Honda Cord when the driver she was with veered
- 15:08Speaker 7: off of Maryland Road and slammed into a roadside ditch.
- 15:11Speaker 7: Officials believe driving way too fast, of course, was the
- 15:14Speaker 7: cause of the crash. There were other people in the
- 15:16Speaker 7: car too, and we hear this all the time. The
- 15:18Speaker 7: nineteen year old driver suffered non life threatening injuries and
- 15:22Speaker 7: another passenger had minor injuries. You always hear this about
- 15:25Speaker 7: the driver.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Well, you hear that about drunk drivers. People, So drunk
- 15:28Speaker 1: people are driving, they get into an accident, the other
- 15:31Speaker 1: people die. And the explanation I've heard on that is like, well,
- 15:35Speaker 1: why is that? Well, was because they're so loose and
- 15:39Speaker 1: relaxed that they're not like bracing for the impact. The
- 15:42Speaker 1: bracing for the impact is where you get really messed up,
- 15:45Speaker 1: messed up crazy as far as you know, leading to death. Right, No,
- 15:48Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but that's why says the injury let
- 15:52Speaker 1: drunk then.
- 15:53Speaker 7: Yeah, right, it's a weird take. But if that's what
- 15:56Speaker 7: he's into, I don't know. Well, it was a bloodbath
- 15:59Speaker 7: at ESPN yesterday. Has more layoffs continued over there? Carl Ravitch,
- 16:03Speaker 7: Charles Davis, Tom Pellisero, Cam Newton, Bart Scott. There were
- 16:07Speaker 7: just a few of the ten people laid off, and
- 16:09Speaker 7: the worst part is that most of them found out
- 16:11Speaker 7: through social media or from someone in the news just
- 16:13Speaker 7: asking them for a comment on their firing.
- 16:15Speaker 1: Well that's what the we were hearing about Ryan Clark, right,
- 16:19Speaker 1: is that the word was spreading he was on the air,
- 16:22Speaker 1: what was going on, and so rather than him finding out,
- 16:26Speaker 1: you know, through messages while he's on the air, running
- 16:28Speaker 1: over Yeah, they got to him during a commercial break
- 16:30Speaker 1: in and he didn't even finish the show.
- 16:32Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 16:32Speaker 2: My question is, maybe you have some insight on this.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Sports is like bigger than ever when it comes to broadcasting,
- 16:40Speaker 2: social media, all this stuff. I don't understand. Like, not
- 16:44Speaker 2: just ESPN, but you hear about a lot of sports
- 16:47Speaker 2: networks like dialing it back. Why if it just keeps
- 16:51Speaker 2: on getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
- 16:54Speaker 1: I don't because every industry is going through the same
- 16:57Speaker 1: thing that every other industry is going on. So I understand,
- 17:00Speaker 1: But like sports is just Amazon made cuts, you know
- 17:03Speaker 1: what I mean? Like if Amazon's how much bigger can
- 17:06Speaker 1: Amazon be? They're making cuts? Yeah, this is you know.
- 17:10Speaker 1: I was having a conversation with a radio friend of
- 17:12Speaker 1: mine because there was just like some really big cuts
- 17:15Speaker 1: in our company and other radio companies, and he was like, man,
- 17:19Speaker 1: he goes. You know, it sucks, he goes. But the
- 17:21Speaker 1: thing that I'm noticing is that a lot of the
- 17:23Speaker 1: employees are feeling like it's only happening to us. It's like, guys,
- 17:26Speaker 1: look at the news. It's happening to all these industries.
- 17:29Speaker 1: That goes back to my point that I was making before.
- 17:31Speaker 1: It's like, hey, man, I've gone through it a number
- 17:33Speaker 1: of times, been fired, been laid off, sometimes your fault,
- 17:36Speaker 1: sometimes not. Sometimes station or whatever gets sold your job
- 17:40Speaker 1: at all times, no matter what stage in your life
- 17:42Speaker 1: or your careers. It's just to be ready as ready
- 17:45Speaker 1: as you can be, right, So be prepared as much
- 17:48Speaker 1: as you can be prepared. Do all the networking have
- 17:50Speaker 1: something kind of if you kind of feel like, oh,
- 17:52Speaker 1: you know what, man things and be realistic. Things aren't
- 17:54Speaker 1: going so great from a revenue standpoint at the company
- 17:57Speaker 1: I'm currently at, I might want to start putting some
- 17:59Speaker 1: lines out there.
- 18:00Speaker 2: That's the point I'm trying to make though with sports
- 18:02Speaker 2: because like they can't find enough for room to like
- 18:06Speaker 2: do advertising, but.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Also they're spending so much money on the rights. Like
- 18:10Speaker 1: look at the deals they're making with the NFL and
- 18:12Speaker 1: how much the rights to carry the NFL stuff is costing.
- 18:15Speaker 1: You know, that's the cost of doing business. They have
- 18:18Speaker 1: to work out whatever it is with the you know,
- 18:20Speaker 1: the cable companies or direct TV or whoever it is,
- 18:23Speaker 1: has to work out the deals with the networks to
- 18:25Speaker 1: work out that. It's like everybody, everybody's asking for more,
- 18:29Speaker 1: right So it doesn't matter how big it is.
- 18:31Speaker 2: The revenue on the sports betting is just like I
- 18:35Speaker 2: that part. Look, everything you've said makes sense to me,
- 18:38Speaker 2: just I don't know. In the sports realm, might understand
- 18:40Speaker 2: why they're not like trying to make it bigger instead of.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Well, because it's already big. They're they're they're trying to
- 18:45Speaker 1: stay big while reducing their cost. Yeah right, that's that's
- 18:49Speaker 1: what it's all about. That it doesn't matter how much
- 18:50Speaker 1: you have, you want to keep that margin whatever it is.
- 18:53Speaker 1: So that's why I say, oh, well we're just going
- 18:55Speaker 1: to charge an extra Well, who do you think is
- 18:56Speaker 1: going to pay for? The customer is going to pay
- 18:58Speaker 1: for that. Someone's gonna pay for that. It's gonn be
- 19:00Speaker 1: a reduction in you know, labor, like all these all
- 19:03Speaker 1: these things that really inflate their cost of operation, salaries
- 19:07Speaker 1: being the biggest, healthcare being another one. That's the stuff
- 19:09Speaker 1: they're going to you know, go for for go for
- 19:12Speaker 1: first and every year.
- 19:13Speaker 6: Or too they have to make x amount more than
- 19:15Speaker 6: they did the previous year, or it's a failure, right exactly,
- 19:18Speaker 6: even though you made let's say you made the same
- 19:20Speaker 6: as last year.
- 19:21Speaker 7: Yeah, that's success, that's there, you go, but.
- 19:25Speaker 6: We didn't go up by twenty five percent, so let's
- 19:27Speaker 6: fire it.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Well, that's when you're a publicly traded company, man, That's
- 19:30Speaker 1: that's how it works. Private ownership. Like, if you're up
- 19:34Speaker 1: one two percent, everybody's getting a bonus. They're having a party. Man,
- 19:38Speaker 1: we're doing great one to two percent up in a
- 19:41Speaker 1: publicly traded company. They're burning the furniture, they're laying people off,
- 19:44Speaker 1: they're restructure, they're doing all kinds of stuff, and of
- 19:47Speaker 1: course at some point it starts to affect the product. Yeah,
- 19:50Speaker 1: the quality of the product.
- 19:52Speaker 4: Right.
- 19:53Speaker 7: Well, I hope you're I hope everyone listening sitting down
- 19:55Speaker 7: for this one. I'm glad you guys are, because this
- 19:57Speaker 7: player for the soon to be Las Vegas eight. His
- 20:00Speaker 7: name is Joshua Cruda Grauer. He's gone through something that
- 20:03Speaker 7: no one has ever seen. I'm assuming it's all of
- 20:06Speaker 7: your worst nightmare.
- 20:07Speaker 1: The other day, he was a bat.
- 20:09Speaker 7: He hit a foul ball that bounced up off home plate,
- 20:12Speaker 7: in him right in the nuts.
- 20:14Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, he crumbled Corona. Grauers swings on the
- 20:18Speaker 1: first pitch and fouls it off of himself. He's still down.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Oh I caught him on the inner leg, maybe even higher.
- 20:24Speaker 2: So yeah, that'll hurt.
- 20:26Speaker 1: He's still down.
- 20:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 20:27Speaker 1: I don't know that that's much an ice pack contake here.
- 20:29Speaker 1: I don't really know what the protocol for this would
- 20:31Speaker 1: be that's not really nice back injury.
- 20:34Speaker 7: The inter leg maybe a little higher.
- 20:35Speaker 1: He wasn't a ruptured testicle.
- 20:37Speaker 7: Indeed, it was so he but he's a hero. He
- 20:41Speaker 7: completed his at bat, he got a single before leaving
- 20:43Speaker 7: the game crushed grape. Then he went right to emergency
- 20:47Speaker 7: surgery to repair the ruptured testicle.
- 20:50Speaker 6: O love of God, weren't we just talking about this theater?
- 20:53Speaker 11: Okay?
- 20:53Speaker 7: I was suggesting something that you said absolutely and you
- 20:56Speaker 7: were right.
- 20:56Speaker 6: God, Like, if I have been watching TV and it
- 21:00Speaker 6: was nut based, put the remote control on my lap
- 21:02Speaker 6: and gently hit it, and it's like, oh god, you
- 21:05Speaker 6: hit the ceiling, just barely touching it.
- 21:06Speaker 7: Okay, So just so I'm clear that this is a
- 21:09Speaker 7: bad thing, not a wiener thing.
- 21:11Speaker 6: Yes, it's a testical thing.
- 21:12Speaker 7: So it doesn't happen when you when something touches your wiener.
- 21:15Speaker 1: No, oh okay, no, no, yeah, no the wiener. No,
- 21:18Speaker 1: it's the nuts, got it?
- 21:19Speaker 6: Yeah? No, hold sensitive.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Here's some more audio of him after he uh, after
- 21:24Speaker 1: he foul balled himself in the nuts.
- 21:30Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 21:30Speaker 2: How how's stop?
- 21:32Speaker 4: Stop?
- 21:32Speaker 1: Oh?
- 21:36Speaker 6: I get stop?
- 21:40Speaker 2: No, dear, no, dear.
- 21:42Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the woman the reporter who was out
- 21:45Speaker 1: at the winery. That's from men twenty years ago almost now. Yeah,
- 21:50Speaker 1: she was at a winery doing one of those fun
- 21:51Speaker 1: here's what's happened this weekend around town, and you can
- 21:53Speaker 1: stop your own grapes. You can stop your own grapes
- 21:55Speaker 1: with the winery. And she's trying to get all cute
- 21:57Speaker 1: doing a race to see you can stomp grapes the
- 21:59Speaker 1: fastest with the the person from the winery, and she
- 22:01Speaker 1: loses her footing stumbles out of the little grape tub
- 22:04Speaker 1: thing because it's off platform, off the pedestal or the
- 22:08Speaker 1: decking or whatever that the thing is on the first place,
- 22:11Speaker 1: tumbles and then just crushes herself.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Gets seriously.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Yeah, and then when they go back to the studio,
- 22:27Speaker 1: because like, all right, back to the studio, guys. No, dear,
- 22:33Speaker 1: I think she was actually hurt.
- 22:35Speaker 10: No, I think she is.
- 22:36Speaker 1: She took a hard fall off there. Gosh, I hope
- 22:39Speaker 1: she's okay, Oh.
- 22:43Speaker 7: Dear, well finally this is actually you're famous now, yeah,
- 22:47Speaker 7: yeah for that. This does not look like a stunt,
- 22:50Speaker 7: mister beast. He's married you guys.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Yeah, he's rupturing her bag.
- 22:54Speaker 6: Get in the bag, he.
- 22:56Speaker 7: Shared the news on his Instagram saying I found missus
- 22:59Speaker 7: beast and it was the best day of my life.
- 23:01Speaker 7: Her name was THEA and they met four years ago
- 23:04Speaker 7: at a dinner party. And if you believe what you
- 23:06Speaker 7: read on the internet, this is what he's worth, mister beast.
- 23:08Speaker 7: Jimmy Donaldson apparently worth two and a half billion dollars.
- 23:12Speaker 7: So I imagine.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Congratulations Fia beasts.
- 23:16Speaker 7: She probably has an ironclad prenup in place, and that's
- 23:19Speaker 7: what's going on.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Whenning all right, thank you very much, Gina Gratt.
- 23:22Speaker 11: It all right, ladies and gentlemen, we've made a somewhat
- 23:33Speaker 11: wise decision.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Yes, and how you want to spend your time today.
- 23:38Speaker 10: Thank you.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Let's keep those good Let's keep those good calls coming,
- 23:40Speaker 1: you know, Let's do it. Yeah, eight seven four text
- 23:45Speaker 1: us over to two to nine eight seven lateis, gentlemen,
- 23:47Speaker 1: if you please rise and remove your caps for the
- 23:50Speaker 1: singing of the national anthem, Oh easy, by.
- 24:01Speaker 10: What we had.
- 24:06Speaker 6: At the tylight last week? Whose rods drive and ride star.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Through the pair lest fight.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Or the rat wat where the gay.
- 24:29Speaker 16: Streets and the rockets lan the copersy.
- 24:39Speaker 6: Game, truth through the night, that our flag was still
- 24:46Speaker 6: there oh, SA.
- 24:50Speaker 12: Stars, Bangle, b.
- 24:55Speaker 4: W Agree.
- 25:02Speaker 10: And the home.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our very own Hammer and Hank.
- 25:12Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 25:13Speaker 1: Heard here on the Woody Show show Crossfire with Half Baked.
- 25:17Speaker 1: He's sang the national anthem at the San Jose Giants
- 25:20Speaker 1: Minor League baseball game.
- 25:22Speaker 4: I know.
- 25:22Speaker 1: And he posted that on his on his uh Instagram Instagram. Yeah, yeah,
- 25:28Speaker 1: we got to see the video.
- 25:29Speaker 2: Some what show merch because he's always wearing merchan of
- 25:31Speaker 2: another radio station.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Yeah, a station time I don't even think puts him
- 25:35Speaker 1: on the air. No, really anymore. He used to be Yeah,
- 25:38Speaker 1: he used to be.
- 25:39Speaker 6: Yeah. I will say that his tempo has improved.
- 25:42Speaker 1: It has it really had?
- 25:44Speaker 6: He used to rush right through.
- 25:46Speaker 2: I think it is like his fifth one.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're being supportive of our friend Hammer and Hank. Congratulations.
- 25:52Speaker 1: It's such a big deal to him. He loves doing
- 25:54Speaker 1: that stuff. Hey guys, that was not a I no,
- 25:56Speaker 1: that was that was the real deal right there.
- 26:00Speaker 12: Real.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Yeah, he's opened to other markets too, and team Oh.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Look, everybody's got their thing. You know, he's singing the
- 26:09Speaker 1: national I wanted to. I did want to bring up
- 26:14Speaker 1: the A. I think I'm so you know, I know
- 26:16Speaker 1: it's not going anywhere. But man, is everybody else burned
- 26:18Speaker 1: out about hearing about AI all the time?
- 26:20Speaker 6: Almost?
- 26:20Speaker 8: My god?
- 26:21Speaker 1: Yes, man, So one one aspect of it that I
- 26:25Speaker 1: am tired of here and I want I wanted to
- 26:27Speaker 1: get your opinion on this, and you could text over too.
- 26:31Speaker 1: So there are people that are so against individuals or
- 26:34Speaker 1: companies using the AI to create flyers or artwork for
- 26:39Speaker 1: their business, you know, saying that they won't ever do
- 26:42Speaker 1: business with a company who uses and posts this tells
- 26:45Speaker 1: me everything I need to know about your business is
- 26:46Speaker 1: that you're lazy and you're that. I'm like, if I
- 26:49Speaker 1: have a a car washing business, like, is it that's
- 26:54Speaker 1: going to keep you? That's saying that they're lazy? Car washers?
- 26:58Speaker 6: A make a logo?
- 26:59Speaker 8: Right?
- 26:59Speaker 1: It's like there, you know, I think for if you're
- 27:02Speaker 1: a if you're a graphic designer and you use one
- 27:06Speaker 1: of those, well then yes, that would show that you're
- 27:07Speaker 1: a lazy graphic designer. But and people are like, I don't,
- 27:12Speaker 1: I don't. I don't give my money to any business
- 27:15Speaker 1: who uses these lazy flyers. But does anybody care in
- 27:20Speaker 1: this room? Like would if you saw a business or
- 27:23Speaker 1: a flyer for an event. I've seen them for things
- 27:25Speaker 1: that happened around town. They join us this weekend we
- 27:28Speaker 1: have bands and there's a barbecue festival happening.
- 27:30Speaker 6: And there's some like palm tree logo or whatever.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I would.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Notice that it is AI because it's all the same style.
- 27:37Speaker 2: But I would not. Yeah, in fact, if I would
- 27:40Speaker 2: do business with them or not.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, does it or has it stopped you from
- 27:43Speaker 1: doing business with somebody? I would think, you know, for
- 27:45Speaker 1: the majority of people, it wouldn't. For people who do
- 27:47Speaker 1: that for a living. I could see where you would
- 27:49Speaker 1: be upset by it, and rightfully, so.
- 27:52Speaker 7: That's your industry, yes, But like you said, car wash industry.
- 27:55Speaker 7: Do I expect them to be a great logo maker?
- 27:58Speaker 1: What do I have to do with it yet? Or
- 27:59Speaker 1: spend money? Like you know you already have whatever the business?
- 28:03Speaker 1: You clean houses like my aunt Chrissy, My aunt Chrissie
- 28:05Speaker 1: cleans houses. Right she it's it's her own. It doesn't
- 28:08Speaker 1: work for somebody. It's just her own thing. Is she
- 28:11Speaker 1: supposed to hire like a graphic designer?
- 28:13Speaker 6: She needs not have a.
- 28:15Speaker 2: Graphic designer agency that puts all the graphics together.
- 28:18Speaker 6: She's a social media manager.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Right so for that kind of thing, I don't I
- 28:22Speaker 1: don't see it as an insight into how she is
- 28:25Speaker 1: when it comes to cleaning the houses, like how does
- 28:27Speaker 1: the bathroom, you know, get a really deep clean? Or
- 28:30Speaker 1: she really cut in corners because she made his AI flyer, right, how.
- 28:33Speaker 6: Are those toilets?
- 28:34Speaker 2: That's where free will comes in. You choose to work
- 28:36Speaker 2: with them or not. But the other thing that I
- 28:38Speaker 2: saw on social while I see a lot on social
- 28:41Speaker 2: media is you know, remember when everybody when you posted something,
- 28:45Speaker 2: they always wanted to comment first, Oh yeah, first yeah.
- 28:48Speaker 2: But now with the AI images, it's always AI slop.
- 28:52Speaker 2: They want to be the first one to put it
- 28:55Speaker 2: called out.
- 28:55Speaker 6: Yeah, well I wouldn't know, to be honest, if I
- 28:58Speaker 6: saw a logo, I wouldn't know if it was AI.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Sometimes you can yeah, because it's a lot he said,
- 29:03Speaker 1: it looks like here, I'll show you the example of
- 29:05Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Those are AI. Can see how
- 29:08Speaker 1: they all kind of look yeah, yeah, it's almost cartoonish.
- 29:13Speaker 6: It is, but they also look a lot like what
- 29:15Speaker 6: we were growing up with.
- 29:17Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 29:17Speaker 7: Basically, like a list of bands, it has to be
- 29:19Speaker 7: based on something.
- 29:21Speaker 6: Some sort of background.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Hey, Manson and I and Jeff g we went all
- 29:24Speaker 1: to we all went out to Gabriell Glaciers his fiftieth
- 29:27Speaker 1: birthday party, and he had like seven different food stations
- 29:31Speaker 1: set up, and I think the banners that were over
- 29:34Speaker 1: top each one saying which one that were I think
- 29:35Speaker 1: it would maybe have been AI generated. And I stayed
- 29:38Speaker 1: in the part still out there, I'm like, oh, these
- 29:43Speaker 1: are like loaded baked potatoes with all this crazy stuff on.
- 29:46Speaker 2: Awesome.
- 29:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some of that. Oh this is barbecue
- 29:47Speaker 1: over here. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna have some of that.
- 29:49Speaker 1: But a oh Chuo station, Yeah you bet, I'm still
- 29:52Speaker 1: having that. That's what I don't. You know what.
- 29:56Speaker 4: I don't.
- 29:56Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get with the I
- 29:58Speaker 1: don't I don't give the outrage. It's portunate outrage for
- 30:02Speaker 1: something so silly.
- 30:04Speaker 6: Of all things to be outraged about.
- 30:06Speaker 1: Norm By, the number is only ten percent of people
- 30:08Speaker 1: say they consistently use AI. Twenty two percent say they've
- 30:11Speaker 1: never used it. Really, you might have used it.
- 30:14Speaker 6: Not even knowing.
- 30:15Speaker 7: Yeah, like if you googled something and got an AI back.
- 30:18Speaker 17: Yeah yeah, I mean, although you didn't go specifically to chat,
- 30:22Speaker 17: right Dude, Google's getting pretty bad on their little AI
- 30:27Speaker 17: blurb about stuff like I have a friend it's not
- 30:30Speaker 17: accurate or it's not accurate, like there was something about
- 30:34Speaker 17: me that's not accurate on there.
- 30:36Speaker 2: What it's like, it says has a completely wrong name,
- 30:40Speaker 2: like it says my real name is Eric. Oh, and
- 30:43Speaker 2: then my friend she and me up the other day.
- 30:45Speaker 2: It says that she got an award for like some
- 30:48Speaker 2: group sex act. Sweet, Like, I'm trying to get this removed.
- 30:52Speaker 7: That's cool she got awarded for it.
- 30:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 30:55Speaker 2: She goes back to she's saying, She's like I contacted Google,
- 30:58Speaker 2: like I can't get it removed, and.
- 30:59Speaker 1: You want be able to This is what goes to
- 31:01Speaker 1: what Gina says, just anything anything Now you just go
- 31:04Speaker 1: it's AI. Yeah, that's what people are going to start
- 31:07Speaker 1: saying it's AI. And how especially exactly by the way
- 31:12Speaker 1: Open AI. There was a story talking about how it's
- 31:14Speaker 1: just going to slowly start taking over and thinking on
- 31:17Speaker 1: its own and doing things even though the humans haven't
- 31:20Speaker 1: guided it or prompted it.
- 31:21Speaker 14: Right.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Yeah, So the company behind chat GBT, says one of
- 31:24Speaker 1: their AI systems hacked into another AIS company's computers on
- 31:29Speaker 1: its own during a testing process. So this this other
- 31:33Speaker 1: company they build tools for AI developers, and they noticed
- 31:36Speaker 1: that somebody had broken into their system, into this part
- 31:38Speaker 1: of their system, and they thought it wasn't a person,
- 31:41Speaker 1: it might have been AI. It turns out they were right. Yes,
- 31:47Speaker 1: So they were testing one of the newest AI models
- 31:50Speaker 1: and it wasn't told to steal information, but it figured
- 31:52Speaker 1: out that it could get access to secret data and
- 31:55Speaker 1: it could do better on the test, so it pulled
- 31:58Speaker 1: that off. Wow, yeah, you stolen loging credentials, found a
- 32:02Speaker 1: secret security flaw that I guess nobody knew about to
- 32:05Speaker 1: get into this other company servers and yeah, I just
- 32:08Speaker 1: did it.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Well, think about like your banks and your That's.
- 32:12Speaker 6: That's the first place my mind goes. It's like, right,
- 32:15Speaker 6: all the banking is.
- 32:16Speaker 2: When Crag wakes up one morning and I says zero,
- 32:20Speaker 2: he can just say, dude' AI it's AI zero? Yeah himself.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, But I mean think about AI today and
- 32:30Speaker 2: how powerful it is, and you know, quantum computing whatever
- 32:33Speaker 2: is going to be able to hack anything. Even four
- 32:36Speaker 2: years ago, when uh Facebook was testing this, they had
- 32:39Speaker 2: two Ais talking to each other and then they started
- 32:41Speaker 2: making their own language that they understood. They understood, and
- 32:45Speaker 2: so they had to unplug it. And that's four years ago.
- 32:49Speaker 1: So I said, AI has absolutely stopped me from doing
- 32:52Speaker 1: business with them. There are a number of food places
- 32:54Speaker 1: that are using AI to show off their food and
- 32:56Speaker 1: it's unappealing. I stopped going to Taco Bell drive through
- 33:00Speaker 1: because of the AI speaker box. I've heard about that
- 33:03Speaker 1: is working on something for that right, he's doing like
- 33:06Speaker 1: one of his projects where he tests it out.
- 33:08Speaker 6: I'll have to get back to you on that. See
- 33:10Speaker 6: something like that would not bother me at all. No,
- 33:12Speaker 6: and if it was accurate, I'd be like, great, it works.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Yeah that I dealt with that the other day. And
- 33:17Speaker 2: it's like the intro part of it. It's just like
- 33:19Speaker 2: welcome you and then you talk to actual human.
- 33:22Speaker 1: This is funny. Four oh four. My favorite thing is
- 33:23Speaker 1: when people make AI posters about a protest for an
- 33:27Speaker 1: AI data center, protesting the AI data center proposal. And
- 33:34Speaker 1: here's an AI poster.
- 33:41Speaker 14: Oh.
- 33:41Speaker 1: I got a story here about a group of golfers.
- 33:45Speaker 1: They were on the course. This is in Canada, and
- 33:48Speaker 1: suddenly they became one with nature. They heard this sound
- 33:53Speaker 1: coming from the golf cart area and then they noticed
- 33:56Speaker 1: that this bear was there them and uh and messing
- 34:01Speaker 1: with their golf clubs, all right, And then the bear
- 34:05Speaker 1: stole said the golf clubs. I'm not sure if you
- 34:07Speaker 1: saw the video that he grabbed the bag of clubs
- 34:10Speaker 1: and like ran off. Yeah, like you stole. I don't
- 34:13Speaker 1: always gonna do for drugs or something.
- 34:20Speaker 14: There, Get off my moll clubs, please please?
- 34:22Speaker 12: Oh he's wrapped my bag and.
- 34:30Speaker 6: Expensive.
- 34:31Speaker 10: Man.
- 34:32Speaker 2: Oh here.
- 34:36Speaker 14: My clubs.
- 34:37Speaker 1: Man? Yeah, I just ran off in the woods again.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Probably gonna paw him.
- 34:43Speaker 6: Or maybe those bags that hold the clubs their leather, right, yeah,
- 34:46Speaker 6: maybe he's gonna just chew on it like your dog
- 34:49Speaker 6: chewed on the softball, would he?
- 34:51Speaker 1: Yeah, the outer to the she tore the cover off
- 34:53Speaker 1: of baseball and then swallowed it and just trying to
- 34:56Speaker 1: shoot it like a tour Yeah. I had to bring
- 34:58Speaker 1: her to the vet to get her to bar right.
- 35:01Speaker 6: So this is like bear chewing gum.
- 35:03Speaker 2: I wish I could play golf at least get through
- 35:06Speaker 2: a round really like actual golf, not just like top
- 35:09Speaker 2: golf to top golf's fun.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Going out actual golfing is boring.
- 35:14Speaker 6: I've done it once in my life. It was a
- 35:15Speaker 6: nine hole course that was actually kind of good.
- 35:18Speaker 7: Really, it's not frustrating when it's like, well now it's
- 35:21Speaker 7: my text time.
- 35:21Speaker 1: You know.
- 35:22Speaker 6: It's way harder than you would think. Is the putting. Yeah, okay,
- 35:25Speaker 6: mini golf, it's easy because it's that fake turf. But
- 35:28Speaker 6: in real life, real life putting, it's not. It's right there,
- 35:34Speaker 6: it's difficult.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Look out for bears. It was a bad day at
- 35:38Speaker 1: the office for this guy in India. He was working
- 35:41Speaker 1: at a liquor store. It's another animal story. Oh and
- 35:45Speaker 1: there's video of this. The videos wild as a you're
- 35:50Speaker 1: gonna hear a couple of clips here. But something completely
- 35:52Speaker 1: unexpected happened to you. Guys having a great day. You're
- 35:55Speaker 1: working at the liquor store. Here's a report from the
- 35:58Speaker 1: CBS Evening News.
- 35:59Speaker 18: He left and somehow got into a liquor store in
- 36:01Speaker 18: India and attacked the shopkeeper, sending bottles flying. The guy
- 36:05Speaker 18: was hurt but had the wherewithal, nonetheless, to pull down
- 36:08Speaker 18: the shutter as he left, allowing a team from a
- 36:10Speaker 18: nearby zoo to take the animal back to the wild.
- 36:14Speaker 1: The leopard dug its claws into his body, tore up
- 36:17Speaker 1: his hands, his shoulders his face like, this guy is
- 36:20Speaker 1: so lucky to be alive. The video is nuts. Here's
- 36:23Speaker 1: some audio. This is from the stores surveillance cameras. Listen
- 36:26Speaker 1: to this.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Leopard.
- 36:44Speaker 9: You really don't hear much about leopards doing shenanigans like that.
- 36:47Speaker 2: And that's crazy alcoholic leopard.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Yes, I'm here in Germany having a nice day at
- 36:54Speaker 1: the liquor store, and all of a sudden, here comes
- 36:58Speaker 1: the leopard.
- 37:06Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm just looking at a still shot
- 37:10Speaker 6: from the video and you see the leopard just leaping
- 37:12Speaker 6: through the mouth wide open.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Nope, oh my god, where's the leopard come from? They're
- 37:22Speaker 1: just like wandering around, he said. I know, but like
- 37:25Speaker 1: leopards just like.
- 37:27Speaker 9: Open the door to get in.
- 37:30Speaker 7: Push bear.
- 37:31Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess if it's a push, you know how
- 37:33Speaker 9: it's a d the door out.
- 37:35Speaker 6: Of India where there's just tigers just like up on
- 37:37Speaker 6: a brick wall.
- 37:39Speaker 2: And you know how Brake has random thoughts. I always
- 37:42Speaker 2: have random thoughts, you know, like these animals that we
- 37:44Speaker 2: see on the way to work, you know, like raccoons
- 37:47Speaker 2: and stuff, or uh, you know, maybe something even bigger,
- 37:50Speaker 2: like a mountain lion, and where are they during the day.
- 37:53Speaker 2: You know, never see him during the day, but then
- 37:56Speaker 2: they pop up in your liquor store.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Based on Yeah eight seven seven forty four Woody, text
- 38:03Speaker 1: us over to two to nine eighty seven, will be
- 38:05Speaker 1: right back.
- 38:06Speaker 19: So what do you know?
- 38:09Speaker 6: I found myself recently telling myself in my head, God,
- 38:14Speaker 6: you're really happy. Like I'm just really happy, man. So
- 38:18Speaker 6: I'm stoked that I'm happy. I'm stoked of how my
- 38:22Speaker 6: life is going. So yeah, overall, for sure, there's elements
- 38:26Speaker 6: in my life.
- 38:27Speaker 14: That are completely shame.
- 38:29Speaker 1: But the Woody Show, Oh great, welcome back phone self
- 38:39Speaker 1: in eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can set
- 38:43Speaker 1: us a text with whatever you got over to two
- 38:45Speaker 1: to nine eight seven.
- 38:47Speaker 6: Yes, Greg, I'm just shaking my head because I'm wondering
- 38:49Speaker 6: how people can beat this nuclear stupid and I have
- 38:55Speaker 6: that thought about myself sometimes I'm not saying so I know,
- 38:59Speaker 6: I don't claim that at all, But the two six
- 39:02Speaker 6: two this is so dumb. Why do you guys say
- 39:05Speaker 6: getting or not getting? What does that mean?
- 39:09Speaker 1: I say, I don't understand what you're not getting?
- 39:14Speaker 6: Like I get it, I'm getting.
- 39:15Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, when somebody says something, you go, oh guy,
- 39:19Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, that's getting. What's what's the opposite of that?
- 39:24Speaker 1: That is not understanding, which means you're not getting I'm
- 39:27Speaker 1: not getting happy. So what's not to get? What is what?
- 39:31Speaker 6: Where's the confusion?
- 39:32Speaker 1: What's not to get about not getting.
- 39:38Speaker 7: Good?
- 39:40Speaker 1: I demand to know how you don't get right?
- 39:43Speaker 6: That's the more important is that's scary.
- 39:46Speaker 1: It's just another thing that started with Greg years ago,
- 39:49Speaker 1: twenty years ago at this point getting you know, yeah,
- 39:52Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you getting? I thought that was
- 39:54Speaker 1: funny just the way you said it. It's like like
- 39:56Speaker 1: when his uh, what's your a Kona Hannah?
- 40:05Speaker 3: We know?
- 40:05Speaker 2: Yeah, great, Kana.
- 40:13Speaker 6: I have to sustain life and get food in my mouth?
- 40:15Speaker 14: How do I do it?
- 40:17Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, all right, there's plenty of things that
- 40:19Speaker 1: you like you said, I have my moments right, hold
- 40:22Speaker 1: what I'm not getting?
- 40:24Speaker 10: Sure?
- 40:25Speaker 1: But something that simple and obvious. Now, one thing, one
- 40:29Speaker 1: thing I I didn't even know about until we did it,
- 40:33Speaker 1: was this Instagram thing, the video that jan did or
- 40:37Speaker 1: she went around asking us. She just walked up to
- 40:40Speaker 1: me in the office and asked me this question, did
- 40:42Speaker 1: you had a little you know, here, hold this the
- 40:44Speaker 1: microphone thing? And she asked me this random question, and
- 40:48Speaker 1: then she went around to everybody did that question, and
- 40:51Speaker 1: then at the end of that she had everybody get
- 40:54Speaker 1: together in the hall and she set the whole thing up,
- 40:57Speaker 1: and it was a completely different question.
- 40:59Speaker 7: When you say it, when you answer, your sound like
- 41:00Speaker 7: a mediact.
- 41:01Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 41:01Speaker 1: So now I was getting. I'm like, because the bit
- 41:06Speaker 1: is is that you ask everybody a question, but then
- 41:08Speaker 1: you change the question make us look crazy. So I
- 41:13Speaker 1: wasn't the only one. I wasn't the only one who
- 41:16Speaker 1: had you know, wasn't familiar with that trend. I guess
- 41:19Speaker 1: that's that's happening. Yeah, so I wasn't the only one.
- 41:23Speaker 1: But man, the people who are also oblivious to it,
- 41:25Speaker 1: they're watching the video and they're not getting. There's a
- 41:28Speaker 1: lot of confusion in the comments. So that's another example
- 41:30Speaker 1: of not getting.
- 41:31Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Oh and it also wanted. I wanted to bring up
- 41:36Speaker 1: this whole Gina and I talked about this, so I'm
- 41:38Speaker 1: not bringing this up blind. She she knows I'm going
- 41:41Speaker 1: to bring this up.
- 41:42Speaker 3: Man.
- 41:42Speaker 1: The conspiracy theories, we talked about them from time to time,
- 41:45Speaker 1: whether it's flat Earth or you know, nine to eleven
- 41:48Speaker 1: or you know, Menoslav is a good conspiracy theory. But man,
- 41:52Speaker 1: and we were getting some texts about it yesterday. I'm
- 41:55Speaker 1: not sure where it started. If it started on this
- 41:57Speaker 1: Instagram video idea, or if it started on you know, uh,
- 42:03Speaker 1: Facebook or some other forum. I don't know. I'm not
- 42:06Speaker 1: sure where it started. But we were getting these really
- 42:08Speaker 1: weird text messages and not getting because it was like, okay,
- 42:15Speaker 1: here's I'm going to read you the one that was
- 42:16Speaker 1: on Instagram. Okay, okay, hey Gina, this is from Eddie Ornandez.
- 42:23Speaker 1: By the way, cool guy, Hey Gina, remember when you
- 42:27Speaker 1: took out a GoFundMe for funeral services and use the
- 42:30Speaker 1: money for a honeymoon. That's all.
- 42:33Speaker 2: And that's all.
- 42:34Speaker 1: That's all he said.
- 42:35Speaker 7: Strange.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Now here's here's the other thing about how the world works.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Now this Eddie Ornandez guy just randomly posts this. Now,
- 42:43Speaker 1: whether he saw it or he's the one that started it,
- 42:45Speaker 1: he's the is disturber. I'm not sure. But how other
- 42:48Speaker 1: people see it? Andy, go, No way she did? Actually
- 42:51Speaker 1: that's wild, rando ahole like just post something and it's like, oh, well, yeah,
- 42:58Speaker 1: she was called the c wor actually what Gina, Oh
- 43:02Speaker 1: my god, the hot seat us like spam the text line. Yeah,
- 43:07Speaker 1: and then and then he replies that god, damn rights.
- 43:10Speaker 1: As in fact, uh, this other person says sounds about right, Gena.
- 43:16Speaker 1: That sounds like something she would totally do. Damn my
- 43:20Speaker 1: boys calling her out. How long ago was this, Eddie?
- 43:23Speaker 2: Oh my god?
- 43:26Speaker 1: And then somebody said, she said, this is another person, Uh,
- 43:30Speaker 1: this is John Gonzales says. She said the honeymoon was
- 43:35Speaker 1: part of the grieving process conversation anyway. So I'm like,
- 43:41Speaker 1: I don't know what this is. Menace is Like, dude,
- 43:42Speaker 1: we're getting in these comments. I don't know anything about it.
- 43:45Speaker 1: I asked Gina about it. We talked about it for
- 43:48Speaker 1: a second, and so she decided that she would come
- 43:50Speaker 1: on the air and just address this once and for
- 43:52Speaker 1: all the way she explained to me, which by the way,
- 43:54Speaker 1: was very matter of fact and very very simple.
- 43:57Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't get mad about it because it's like
- 44:00Speaker 7: somebody's saying, like I don't like Gina's green hair, like
- 44:02Speaker 7: I don't have green hair, Like yeah, I don't.
- 44:05Speaker 1: Yeah, because somebody did screenshot it was it was a
- 44:09Speaker 1: post that you had made. I don't even know. And
- 44:11Speaker 1: how people go back and they look for these things
- 44:13Speaker 1: or find these things to support their their claim or whatever.
- 44:17Speaker 6: It said.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Uh, your your posted something about like I want to
- 44:20Speaker 1: thank my friend Becky for setting up a GoFundMe.
- 44:23Speaker 7: Well it wasn't from GoFundMe, but.
- 44:25Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, a crowd funding thing.
- 44:27Speaker 7: Yeah. I mean, I wasn't planning on sharing my dad's
- 44:33Speaker 7: death story, but I'm happy to if that's necessary. I've
- 44:36Speaker 7: so what is it?
- 44:37Speaker 1: Just just to clear it up, because there's some way
- 44:39Speaker 1: that people will take something that somebody just makes a
- 44:41Speaker 1: post to comments it would stick. Yeah.
- 44:44Speaker 7: Yeah, again, as I've said on the show many times,
- 44:47Speaker 7: we never went on a honeymoon, so I don't even
- 44:49Speaker 7: know what how whatever. So anyway, real quick, my dad
- 44:55Speaker 7: always super healthy, jogger, runner, workout, or he got I
- 45:00Speaker 7: resell leukemia. I got diagnosed with that in twenty nineteen,
- 45:03Speaker 7: got super sick. But that's not a big just for
- 45:05Speaker 7: anyone who's diagnosed that, that's like not a big illness.
- 45:09Speaker 7: They just put a chemo pored in and give you
- 45:11Speaker 7: medicine and it's fine. God damn it. But his chemo
- 45:17Speaker 7: pork got infected, so he went into a coma for
- 45:20Speaker 7: a few months. And when he came out. He couldn't speak,
- 45:23Speaker 7: he couldn't move, his legs, couldn't swallow. So I was
- 45:25Speaker 7: kind of in charge of him and the whole I mean,
- 45:30Speaker 7: I'm sure I'm not the only one who's dealt with
- 45:31Speaker 7: It's like when someone gets like like the whole family scattered,
- 45:34Speaker 7: like everybody just it broke their brains. So I was
- 45:39Speaker 7: pretty much just left to deal with all this. So
- 45:42Speaker 7: and this is also during COVID, so like it was
- 45:44Speaker 7: so sad, like I couldn't even go visit him so
- 45:47Speaker 7: on his birthday and have to like make signs and
- 45:49Speaker 7: like ask the nurse like wheel him to the window.
- 45:52Speaker 1: And it was I, who was I just talking to
- 45:55Speaker 1: another similar situation where yeah, so.
- 45:56Speaker 7: Many people did Yeah, oh my god, so many people
- 45:58Speaker 7: in some COVID.
- 46:00Speaker 1: You couldn't even go see them and they passed away because.
- 46:05Speaker 2: Okay, she passed away. She was my caregiver. You guys
- 46:09Speaker 2: heard that right, like your parents and man, not being
- 46:12Speaker 2: able to go to her funeral was heartbreaking. Man, it
- 46:15Speaker 2: was just it was so bad, I know how, Oh
- 46:18Speaker 2: my god.
- 46:19Speaker 7: So by the time he well, and also we were
- 46:21Speaker 7: trying to like trying to incentivize him to stay alive,
- 46:24Speaker 7: even though like it wasn't much of a life. Because
- 46:26Speaker 7: I kept telling him me and Andy were going to
- 46:27Speaker 7: get married in his room. So I had the rabbi
- 46:30Speaker 7: understand why I had the dress. I kept begging the
- 46:33Speaker 7: nursing home to let us. They wouldn't let us.
- 46:35Speaker 2: So he died a load in his room.
- 46:39Speaker 7: Man, I was getting my hair dyed, and I run
- 46:41Speaker 7: over there and like I d the body and like
- 46:44Speaker 7: you know that you have to talk to cops.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Wait so they'll let you in the ID.
- 46:47Speaker 7: Oh yeah, once they're dead, you're welcome in.
- 46:49Speaker 1: Yep, that doesn't make anything.
- 46:51Speaker 7: I'd have Samuel appreciate this. I'd half my head with
- 46:54Speaker 7: extensions and not with extensions. So yeah, then you're you're
- 46:59Speaker 7: free to hug the body. And you do have to
- 47:02Speaker 7: talk to cops when it's obvious that there was like
- 47:05Speaker 7: no foul play, like the cops still come. I didn't
- 47:08Speaker 7: know what to do. You have to figure out, like
- 47:10Speaker 7: what do you do with a body, Like I took
- 47:12Speaker 7: it to some like Catholic funeral home. In my the
- 47:15Speaker 7: rab I was like, no, get it out of it
- 47:17Speaker 7: was like it was it was I had no nobody
- 47:21Speaker 7: helped you out nobody. There was nobody.
- 47:24Speaker 1: I mean, I know, like you don't have a relationship
- 47:26Speaker 1: Brilli with your brother now, you know, so I mean
- 47:28Speaker 1: that's not surprising, but there's nobody else.
- 47:31Speaker 7: They scattered.
- 47:32Speaker 4: It was just me.
- 47:33Speaker 7: So I'm trying to figure this out. I go to
- 47:36Speaker 7: this Catholic big picture of Jesus on the cross and
- 47:40Speaker 7: and the guy's like, Okay, I know you're not You're
- 47:42Speaker 7: not going to leave the body here, but I am
- 47:44Speaker 7: going to warn you, like be prepared for sticker shock.
- 47:46Speaker 7: And I'm like, how bach can it be? Like, oh
- 47:49Speaker 7: my god? Funerals are crazy expensive? This was like we
- 47:53Speaker 7: did a really simple one because it was COVID. We're
- 47:55Speaker 7: allowed to have ten people at the graveside and Jews
- 47:59Speaker 7: get married and get buried in pine boxes. And it's
- 48:03Speaker 7: also be done in seventy two hours. And I was
- 48:04Speaker 7: left to figure it out. I don't know. My dad
- 48:06Speaker 7: was friends with friends, Like, I didn't know what I
- 48:09Speaker 7: was doing. This was like over twenty five thou there's
- 48:12Speaker 7: like twenty nine thousand dollars.
- 48:14Speaker 1: Wow, and for a plain pine box. Yeah, I mean
- 48:17Speaker 1: because you're simple, because it's that it implies well and.
- 48:20Speaker 7: Just don't get in bombed, but you have to pay
- 48:22Speaker 7: someone to sit next to the body until it's put
- 48:25Speaker 7: in there. It's I can't even explain the charges I was.
- 48:28Speaker 7: I couldn't believe it. So so I'm going through all that.
- 48:32Speaker 7: I'm maxing out cards. I was on a very popular
- 48:35Speaker 7: show at the time, so I think people wrongly assume
- 48:39Speaker 7: that I had money I did not. In fact, I
- 48:42Speaker 7: always had a second job. I always had another radio
- 48:44Speaker 7: job with this job, so I was pretty broke. I
- 48:47Speaker 7: maxed out both my credit cards and like God bless
- 48:49Speaker 7: her my One of my best friends, Becky, was just like,
- 48:52Speaker 7: I can't watch this. So she told me I never
- 48:55Speaker 7: heard of this before, and for anyone who needs this,
- 48:57Speaker 7: this is something I should hit you too. There's like
- 49:00Speaker 7: funeral funds instead of gofund me, it's specifically to cover
- 49:03Speaker 7: funeral costs. So she set that up, not me, And
- 49:07Speaker 7: I think the Twitter post you're referring to is me
- 49:09Speaker 7: thanking people and saying, you know, people were asking how
- 49:11Speaker 7: to help, like, if you're interested, this is link. But
- 49:14Speaker 7: oh my god, please don't don't feel it. Don't feel
- 49:17Speaker 7: like you have to.
- 49:18Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 49:19Speaker 4: No.
- 49:19Speaker 7: So people were so kind listeners, not family friends, all
- 49:27Speaker 7: of these people like ten dollars twenty five, like it
- 49:30Speaker 7: added up. I was so I couldn't believe it, like
- 49:32Speaker 7: I was in shock. I literally, after the funeral, wrote
- 49:37Speaker 7: I don't know, two hundred handwritten notes and got them
- 49:39Speaker 7: all out in like a week. I just I owed
- 49:42Speaker 7: people at least that, like I could not believe it.
- 49:44Speaker 7: So we didn't get to do the wedding in my
- 49:46Speaker 7: dad's room. So I was like, real, let's just get married.
- 49:49Speaker 7: So we got married like five months later, and hot tip,
- 49:53Speaker 7: it was actually very inexpensive because I'm good at finding deals.
- 49:57Speaker 7: But also we got married on a Sunday instead of
- 50:00Speaker 7: a Friday or Saturday, which will basically cut all of
- 50:02Speaker 7: your stuff in half. Now I know that's not like
- 50:05Speaker 7: good for everybody, but worked really well for us. It
- 50:07Speaker 7: was so much cheaper than it would have been, so
- 50:11Speaker 7: that was cool. And then, of course, since my dad
- 50:13Speaker 7: wasn't there at my first dance was with my step son,
- 50:15Speaker 7: I told me we could pick the song. It was
- 50:16Speaker 7: from Super Mario Brothers too. It ruled, and after that
- 50:21Speaker 7: we never went on. We couldn't go on a honeymoon
- 50:22Speaker 7: because he had the kid at school the next day
- 50:24Speaker 7: and we didn't have any money left after the wedding,
- 50:27Speaker 7: and with our custody schedule, you couldn't travel, Like it
- 50:30Speaker 7: was impossible. You didn't get that many days away from
- 50:32Speaker 7: the kid. So we we never went anywhere. Yeah, now
- 50:36Speaker 7: I am kind of lying. I did rent an airbnb
- 50:39Speaker 7: for two nights a cabin to like decompress, and then
- 50:42Speaker 7: I went back to work that same week, just just
- 50:46Speaker 7: for two nights, just for us to like.
- 50:47Speaker 1: But the money that came from the thing that your
- 50:50Speaker 1: friend set.
- 50:51Speaker 7: Up that was spent on a funeral.
- 50:53Speaker 1: Yeah, so that covered the expense for the funeral. Yeah,
- 50:56Speaker 1: in addition to whatever you maxed out on your part.
- 50:58Speaker 7: Oh my god, that I I thank god that's paid off.
- 51:02Speaker 7: But then and then again, like the wedding, it wasn't free,
- 51:04Speaker 7: but I went above and beyond to find like, like,
- 51:08Speaker 7: let's not let's not bankrupt ourselves on a wedding, like
- 51:11Speaker 7: of all things. So it was like outside and like
- 51:14Speaker 7: it wasn't like the most expensive caterer, and it was
- 51:16Speaker 7: on a Sunday afternoon, Like I knew.
- 51:19Speaker 1: What I was doing. So what did the whole thing with?
- 51:21Speaker 1: She said The honeymoon was part of the grieving process.
- 51:24Speaker 1: Like where does that come from?
- 51:26Speaker 7: Ever happened?
- 51:27Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 51:28Speaker 7: I kind of gross. And that's the thing, Like I'm
- 51:30Speaker 7: I've been in Ready for twenty years. I'm very used
- 51:33Speaker 7: to this. I've heard it all, but I will get
- 51:34Speaker 7: points for creativity. I've never heard of anything like this.
- 51:38Speaker 7: And people know, like how close, Like a lot of
- 51:39Speaker 7: people know how close I was to my dad, So
- 51:41Speaker 7: like bringing him, like dragging him into like a weird
- 51:45Speaker 7: rumor conspiracy is like pretty gross, Like it's pretty it's
- 51:49Speaker 7: pretty insulted.
- 51:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've had to have him before, Like
- 51:52Speaker 1: I don't know, you guys talked about all kinds of
- 51:54Speaker 1: stuff on that show. Oh yeah, was that ever like
- 51:57Speaker 1: a topic of conversation. I've had it before where people go, oh,
- 52:00Speaker 1: well what he said, X y Z don't know what
- 52:02Speaker 1: he was sharing a story? Yeah, it's like we talked
- 52:06Speaker 1: about the liquor store owner that got attacked by the
- 52:08Speaker 1: it's a wood. He didn't get attacked by a leopard.
- 52:10Speaker 1: But what he was telling a story about how liquor
- 52:13Speaker 1: store employee got attacked by a leopard.
- 52:16Speaker 7: And this isn't even like let me explain, like my
- 52:18Speaker 7: words got twisted, Like this is just yea this is
- 52:20Speaker 7: just from whole call. And I get it, Like, if
- 52:22Speaker 7: you hate someone, you're gonna find reasons to hate them.
- 52:25Speaker 7: If you can't, you'll make them up. And if you're least,
- 52:27Speaker 7: we all get it. Check yourself. We all we've all
- 52:29Speaker 7: been there, we all get it.
- 52:29Speaker 1: You're a lightning rod. I'm a lightning rod. Menace every
- 52:32Speaker 1: once in a while. Uh, you know, it takes a
- 52:34Speaker 1: takes a beating. It just is the job. Well, I mean,
- 52:39Speaker 1: I would, I would, I would say me Gina right
- 52:43Speaker 1: close second, and then you're like, i'd say more like
- 52:46Speaker 1: a distant third when it comes to like you know,
- 52:48Speaker 1: and I get I.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Meant all the time that I just don't address right, and.
- 52:53Speaker 1: It's like crazy nonsense stuff. Some people are real psycho yeah,
- 52:57Speaker 1: and they say things like well, and I've said a
- 52:59Speaker 1: number of times like you can number of times like
- 53:02Speaker 1: you can? You can you could judge us or me.
- 53:04Speaker 1: I'm comfortable you can label me whatever you want based
- 53:06Speaker 1: on something I've actually said or I've actually done, and
- 53:08Speaker 1: how you then labeled me from that is fine. I
- 53:11Speaker 1: don't care that it doesn't do. It doesn't matter. But
- 53:13Speaker 1: when it's something that's completely false and completely not true.
- 53:17Speaker 7: Like I said, it can even be mad because it's not.
- 53:19Speaker 7: It doesn't even it doesn't hit home. Yeah, it's just
- 53:22Speaker 7: so weird.
- 53:23Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really weird. Well that sucks.
- 53:24Speaker 6: I mean it's not.
- 53:25Speaker 1: It's not. From what we've seen with Gina and what
- 53:28Speaker 1: we know of Gina, she.
- 53:30Speaker 7: Is love stealing money from people's funerals.
- 53:34Speaker 1: Super kind, super generous scarves for even if we're going
- 53:40Speaker 1: like and we're not above like doing things for listeners
- 53:43Speaker 1: and going above and beyond, but she's like knitting scarves
- 53:45Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah right, bringing stuff in and sharing.
- 53:51Speaker 6: And just yeah, so it's bizarre.
- 53:53Speaker 7: It's very strange.
- 53:54Speaker 1: I would have been if any of that was true.
- 53:55Speaker 1: I would have I would have been shocked. I would
- 53:58Speaker 1: have eaten my shoe.
- 54:00Speaker 6: But we knew that. You didn't go on a honeymoon.
- 54:03Speaker 7: I literally I went on my honeymoon with Becky to Iceland.
- 54:08Speaker 6: Five years later.
- 54:12Speaker 1: So for anybody listening, uh, if you're on our social
- 54:15Speaker 1: media or you're on one of these you know, facebooks
- 54:18Speaker 1: or whatever, the Facebook fan thing or what, and you
- 54:20Speaker 1: see people you know talking about this, that that's what
- 54:23Speaker 1: it's all about. I just wanted to give her an
- 54:26Speaker 1: opportunity to uh, to speak to it, because man, the
- 54:28Speaker 1: coms are coming in and just because you know this
- 54:31Speaker 1: Eddie whatever his name is, decides to post something on
- 54:35Speaker 1: there does not mean that it's true. The way that
- 54:38Speaker 1: everybody just started like to run with it is ridiculous.
- 54:44Speaker 1: I grabbed the rim and as I'm running back, they're
- 54:47Speaker 1: paging my name. It's just a show, all right, Welcome back, everybody.
- 54:53Speaker 1: We'll get into the after our his voicemails here in
- 54:55Speaker 1: just a second. But I wanted to check in with
- 54:57Speaker 1: Morgan because I saw in your social.
- 54:58Speaker 6: Media that you got.
- 55:01Speaker 1: The remains. Uh they cremated remains from from your dog.
- 55:04Speaker 1: Is there any kind of like a plan? What are you?
- 55:06Speaker 1: What are you doing with that? Well?
- 55:08Speaker 3: I guess I didn't really expect them to be so yeah, large,
- 55:12Speaker 3: a huge box.
- 55:14Speaker 1: I did like your post like Jeffrey unboxing video coming soon.
- 55:19Speaker 1: But then I was like, ah too soon?
- 55:21Speaker 7: No, that was awesome. Yeah, I had to go pick
- 55:24Speaker 7: it up at ups and I was expecting.
- 55:26Speaker 1: A small, little box, a little it was a big dog.
- 55:28Speaker 1: It was huge and like much away the dog was
- 55:31Speaker 1: almost one seventy No, no, the like all said and done? Now,
- 55:37Speaker 1: Oh I don't know.
- 55:38Speaker 3: I need to put it on my scale because it's
- 55:39Speaker 3: a thick like wooden, really pretty box, but it is,
- 55:42Speaker 3: like I would say, at least ten pounds.
- 55:44Speaker 11: Wow.
- 55:46Speaker 1: So you're just going to keep them in the in
- 55:47Speaker 1: the box, not like kind of scattered in his favorite
- 55:50Speaker 1: place or something like that. I thought about that, But
- 55:53Speaker 1: keep it in the box. Tell everybody about the thing
- 55:55Speaker 1: that they sent. Yeah, so they sent like kind of
- 55:58Speaker 1: weirded her out a little bit a pawprint, which was cute,
- 56:01Speaker 1: like an ornament.
- 56:01Speaker 3: But then they also did this stamp type thing where
- 56:04Speaker 3: they took his nose, put it in ink and stamped
- 56:07Speaker 3: a bunch of you know, little pieces of paper, really
- 56:10Speaker 3: cute and sweet. But all I can think about is
- 56:12Speaker 3: how they took my dead dog and.
- 56:15Speaker 1: A bunch of pie.
- 56:16Speaker 7: I didn't even think about that crafts projects.
- 56:19Speaker 6: I didn't do the nose print thing with my dog,
- 56:21Speaker 6: but they did do the paw in a piece of
- 56:23Speaker 6: clay like a little saucer size, And I thought the
- 56:27Speaker 6: same thing, paw my dog and just pushed his foot
- 56:31Speaker 6: up against the thing.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Paw is normal to me, but the nose is weird.
- 56:34Speaker 1: It was so huge. So, like, how did y'all hold
- 56:36Speaker 1: him and like, you know, knowing like when they did it.
- 56:38Speaker 1: It's kind of weird.
- 56:39Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, yeah, that's a little strange.
- 56:42Speaker 1: But how are you doing?
- 56:43Speaker 2: Okay, I'm good.
- 56:45Speaker 3: I think I'm numb because I haven't like I mean,
- 56:48Speaker 3: I cried yesterday obviously when I was unboxing him. But
- 56:52Speaker 3: other than that, I feel really numb, which I think
- 56:55Speaker 3: is good.
- 56:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it's normal, right, I think.
- 56:59Speaker 6: I mean I would take numb over, like can't function.
- 57:02Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 57:03Speaker 6: Right.
- 57:03Speaker 7: The horror of it is over, so now you can start. Yeah,
- 57:06Speaker 7: coming out of the fog.
- 57:07Speaker 3: Now now it's almost like a whoa, I had a
- 57:09Speaker 3: dog like that was a thing.
- 57:11Speaker 1: It just feels like not real. Yeah, but I'm good. Yeah,
- 57:14Speaker 1: well good. I just wanted to check in with you.
- 57:16Speaker 1: I saw that video yesterday. I thought it was funny.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Unboxing have an unboxing video?
- 57:21Speaker 2: Okay.
- 57:22Speaker 1: I just it's very Morgan how to handle things, you know.
- 57:26Speaker 6: With with humor, suggests one unsolicited advice thing. I don't
- 57:29Speaker 6: know if you've already done it or not, but what
- 57:31Speaker 6: also helps in the cathartic phase that you're going through
- 57:35Speaker 6: is to donate all his stuff to a shelter.
- 57:37Speaker 7: Oh that's a good idea.
- 57:38Speaker 3: I did that with the leftover food I had, but
- 57:41Speaker 3: everything else it went straight in the trash.
- 57:43Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know if you can donate some of
- 57:44Speaker 7: that stuff.
- 57:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I kept as like collar, but like the leash,
- 57:48Speaker 3: like I can't look at that. Yeah, it went straight
- 57:50Speaker 3: to the trash.
- 57:51Speaker 1: I do have some after hours voicemail speaking of getting
- 57:54Speaker 1: help on things. Uh, this person wants to thank greg
- 57:58Speaker 1: for helping for teaching.
- 58:00Speaker 14: Then this message is for Gregory. I would like to
- 58:04Speaker 14: thank him for his advice and his courageousness. I got
- 58:08Speaker 14: pulled over the other day for speeding going forty two
- 58:12Speaker 14: in the thirty and when the cop pulled me over,
- 58:15Speaker 14: I controlled my deep breaths, I loosened up my white
- 58:19Speaker 14: knuckles that I had on the steering wheel, and I
- 58:22Speaker 14: got him the necessary documentation when it was requested by
- 58:26Speaker 14: the police officer. He let me go with the warning.
- 58:29Speaker 14: So I just want to give a shout out to
- 58:31Speaker 14: mister Greg Gory for all of his years of dealing
- 58:35Speaker 14: with cops and how to deal with him. I got
- 58:37Speaker 14: super angry that got pulled over, especially right in front
- 58:40Speaker 14: of my house, but I want to thank him for
- 58:42Speaker 14: knowing how to handle the situation. We love thanks Greg, Gordy. Bye.
- 58:47Speaker 1: Yeah what Greg would do? Just do the opposite the demeanor,
- 58:56Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, back when they
- 59:00Speaker 1: what do you need pig? After every sentence he says,
- 59:05Speaker 1: what remember that time as.
- 59:08Speaker 6: A group I was driving and we all got pulled over?
- 59:12Speaker 6: This is a fun little fantasy.
- 59:15Speaker 1: It's not fun with us.
- 59:16Speaker 2: I did witness. Greg, probably do not remember because you
- 59:20Speaker 2: were kind of buzz but we were talking with a
- 59:23Speaker 2: cop and you take call the pig as a joke
- 59:26Speaker 2: to it. Yeah, yeah, because we're remember that thing that
- 59:29Speaker 2: we went to, that bacon Fest. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 59:34Speaker 2: it was towards the end that we're cool the Copreg
- 59:37Speaker 2: is probably so hammered by he was.
- 59:41Speaker 6: I remember the name Baconfest.
- 59:42Speaker 1: That's about it. I remember. I remember a picture we
- 59:46Speaker 1: took with a guy in like a like one of
- 59:47Speaker 1: those mascot suits.
- 59:49Speaker 6: Like yeah, like a group group I remember.
- 59:54Speaker 1: All right, speaking of a needing help, seas this person
- 59:58Speaker 1: needs your help with a with the situation.
- 1:00:00Speaker 10: Hey, what do you show, longtime listener, first time caller,
- 1:00:04Speaker 10: I need your help because people keep letting their dogs
- 1:00:07Speaker 10: poop all over the condos that live in and no
- 1:00:10Speaker 10: one cleans it up. The HII doesn't want to help me,
- 1:00:12Speaker 10: and I'm turning to the cart narcs to help me
- 1:00:15Speaker 10: defeat the pupetrators.
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: So thee best.
- 1:00:18Speaker 10: Do you have any advice or help? The only thing
- 1:00:21Speaker 10: I can think of is cameras, but I don't know
- 1:00:24Speaker 10: what kind or how many or what else should do.
- 1:00:26Speaker 10: Definitely want to get a megaphone in a cool vest
- 1:00:29Speaker 10: like you have, maybe a GoPro I could put on
- 1:00:31Speaker 10: my chest.
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: Uh yeah, Well, like you mentioned, cameras are your best
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: option there. People will point out that some complexes will
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: do DNA testing. Yeah, oh yeah, and I done the dogs,
- 1:00:42Speaker 5: but you obviously it's a privately saidizen are not going
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: to have that enforcement. Yeah, just get an LTE camera,
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: something that has either a battery pack and like I said,
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: lt because you want it to have its own cell
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: connection unless you just happen to be close enough to
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: some random Wi Fi that's open, which is unlikely. Uh yeah,
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: and just it's fine the most frequent area where dogs
- 1:00:59Speaker 5: are crapping.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Set it up, then you might.
- 1:01:02Speaker 5: And hopefully you'll you'll recognize that person and then you
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: just smear it on their door.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: Yeah, easy, simple, easy easy. Yeah, step one, step two,
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: step three, you can stand.
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: Up there with a GoPro and but then you gotta
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: wait for just the right because yeah, trust me, dog
- 1:01:16Speaker 5: poop narks has been a spinoff idea we've had for
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: literally ten years now.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: But it's just so hard to catch in the act. Yeah,
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I mean in the aren't there legal challenges to the
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: apartment complexes doing the DNA?
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: I know my building that Yeah, you had to submit, Yeah.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: But I know, but people were fighting that saying, you know,
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: that's a violation of blah blah blah blah blah. But
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about it.
- 1:01:44Speaker 6: If you just pick it up.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: This will be concrete proof and evidence that you are
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: picking up after your dog.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: It's not me.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: Yeah, people will fight so hard, yeah, just instead of
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: just doing the simple easy returning the car, don't. Yeah,
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: they're rather fire about it. This person would like to
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: thank you Gina grad All right, let's see after hours
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: voicemail Gina, Holy.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: Cow, thank you for recommending love trapped. Holy crap, this
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: story is insane. I know, joke have binged through it
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: throughout this whole weekend. My husband is super annoyed. With
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: me because I constantly have an eard AirPod in my ear.
- 1:02:21Speaker 10: I love it.
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: Thank you so much for talking about on the show.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: It's a wild story but also a true crime podcast.
- 1:02:28Speaker 10: Lover.
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: So appreciate you. Love you guys, Bye bye.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: So what is that one again?
- 1:02:32Speaker 7: It's the one with Laura Owens. Okay, yeah, you had
- 1:02:36Speaker 7: faked all kinds of pregnancies. It's but it's really wild
- 1:02:39Speaker 7: and it's ongoing. She's still being indicted. It's crazy. And
- 1:02:44Speaker 7: the lengths people will go do to lie and just
- 1:02:46Speaker 7: be like, that's not me with a fake pregnant belly sold.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 1:02:56Speaker 10: We got on there.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: And ask what is show? It's like a help desk?
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: All right, I guess since we're so helpful. I mean,
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: Sebas has given goods and how to deal with people
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: and the neighbors are, you know, leaving dog dumps all
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: over the place. You know, Greg's teaching people how to
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: deal with cops.
- 1:03:13Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: True, you're well from Karna Karina. Uh so to help desk?
- 1:03:19Speaker 6: What do you show?
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: I have a dilemma. I would love your opinion on
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: the situation. I'm going to be thirty two and I've
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: been accepted to a master's program that was set to
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: begin in six weeks. I got accepted back in March,
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: and I just got an email saying that the school
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: decided not to offer that program for the fall. To say,
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: I'm pissed. As an understatement a good program, I've said
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: the professional email. I have yet to get a reply.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: They offered other programs which are not similar, or I
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: could defer my acceptance until next year with the same
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: risk of what happened this year. They probleised that they
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: would give me more time if it were to happen again,
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: though again, I'm turning thirty two, So just confused. Hope
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: you guys can help with some advice me love Karina.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: Is this like the only place that offers this what?
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: I don't even know what it is? You didn't say
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: what some kind of administration or education things. What the vibe?
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: I'm getting a master's program or like a certificate that's
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: very common in education. Yeah, masters and blah blah blah.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: That means you can get more money or whatever, or
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: some kind of MBA thing m B a m B
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: a master's in or some some version thereof master.
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Well, I mean my first question would be, is this
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: literally the only place that you can do this, or
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: can you also accomplish this going somewhere else. It's got
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: to be if this is this is something that just
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: is offered and not offered, it has got to be
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: an online option somewhere. Yeah. But then thirty two years old,
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: I don't listen to Morgan. She'll tell you that, you know,
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: you're washing your minutes from death all the time.
- 1:04:49Speaker 6: Why bother with the masters you're literally about I know you're.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: So close to retirement, yeah at thirty two. Yeah, no,
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: I understand. Look, man, so many things don't have and
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: on the timeline they never do ever, whether you're doing
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: a home remodeling or a home project of some kind,
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: it's always way more and takes way longer than what
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: you expected. You know, if you have this thing that
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: you you know, set up all, I'm gonna do this,
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: I'm gonna start at this date and whatever, it just
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: takes longer. It always do. It doesn't matter almost no
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: matter what it is, it just seems to always take
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: way longer.
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: So look into those other things and then I guess
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: make your decision from there.
- 1:05:26Speaker 6: Yeah, apply elsewhere or yeah, wait the year right, but
- 1:05:29Speaker 6: she said it has the same risk of not offering
- 1:05:31Speaker 6: it next year either.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: She also mentioned something in her email about how her
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: and her boyfriend are looking to start a family boyfriend
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: you get right where you can do that? Well, I
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: mean not everyone, okay, Grandpa. Yeah, this might be like
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: the new way of the world and how it works.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: But you know, people buying houses with with boyfriends and girlfriends,
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: like from a a legal standpoint and things like that.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: I don't know how that how that works.
- 1:05:56Speaker 7: I mean, if you're both on the title, okay, so, but.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: It's a boyfriend and girlfriend situation, although I mean you
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: and Mario are technically yeah, we're not married. Yeah, so
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: we bought real estate together, your boyfriend and boyfriend your
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: double boyfriend t I double boyfriend in common.
- 1:06:13Speaker 6: Yes, that's how you do it.
- 1:06:14Speaker 7: It's so romantic, like when they put with your husband
- 1:06:17Speaker 7: on the home loan like and co tenant.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: Not very romantic, Like our question would be with the
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: house or the kid, Like what are you waiting for?
- 1:06:26Speaker 4: Go?
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: You know, at least get the sign the papers. Yeah,
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: just go go to the city city hall at least and.
- 1:06:30Speaker 6: Maybe she's morally opposed to marriage. Yeah right, yeah, I
- 1:06:35Speaker 6: do it.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: More and more people are deciding not to get married. Yeah,
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: it's just everything's different. Like my son, his friends, a
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: lot of them aren't even interested in driving, which is
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: so crazy. It was unheard of.
- 1:06:46Speaker 6: Yeah, oh my god, I was counting the seconds to drive.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: That was the key to your freedom. Independence.
- 1:06:51Speaker 6: And then you'd offer your mom like he need anything
- 1:06:53Speaker 6: from the store, I'll go get it. Yeah, I want
- 1:06:55Speaker 6: to go anything to drive.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Everybody couldn't wait to drive like you were. Yeah, it
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: was like you went and got your test done on
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: the day of your birthday.
- 1:07:03Speaker 6: I think that might be the root of my obsession
- 1:07:07Speaker 6: with golf carts, because I was allowed to drive a
- 1:07:09Speaker 6: golf cart.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Drive.
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: We'd like go to sears and sit on the riding
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: lawnmower anything anything had.
- 1:07:19Speaker 6: Amusement park and drive the little fake bumper cars.
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: Any kids don't even want to party these days.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: You know what he's drinking.
- 1:07:26Speaker 8: Now.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: I understand. I understand the people who say, yeah, look,
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: you know we're gonna be married and we're just not
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: gonna have kids. I do understand that because that was
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: always one of those It felt like a thing that
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: you were just supposed to do, and you get so
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: much pressure I think from parents, your parents about when
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: are you gonna give me grandkids? Yeah, well, if you
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: want another baby, don't you go adop one.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: You can still do it plenty.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: I was walking out of the building yesterday with a
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: guy who works for one of the record companies and
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: is walking. I go, hey, man, I hadn't seen him.
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: Why I has to go home? And Bubla Blas tell
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: me about his mom not in great shape, and he's like,
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: she's ninety two. I'm like, your mom is ninety two?
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: How old are you, dude?
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: You know, and she had him when she was forty seven.
- 1:08:14Speaker 7: Oh god, good for her. Yeah, I mean how yeah?
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: How yeah forty seven. So people are either not having
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: kids or they're having kids way later.
- 1:08:24Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 1:08:24Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: I had a buddy that had a kid last year.
- 1:08:29Speaker 7: And that's the thing. That's so it's so normal to
- 1:08:31Speaker 7: be like in your twenties, or it was back in
- 1:08:32Speaker 7: the day. I'm like, can you imagine a twenty two
- 1:08:34Speaker 7: year old having a baby there?
- 1:08:36Speaker 9: What do you have children?
- 1:08:37Speaker 7: It's crazy?
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: Well, how Dave Ramsey of you to go on not
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: buying a home with a girlfriend. No, I'm not saying
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: don't do it. I just don't know how it works,
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: like from illegal, like you are with somebody, maybe not
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: even together that long, and so it goes south, right,
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: the relationship doesn't work out, Like how do you? Yeah,
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: how do you deal with the house? Like how how
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: does that work? Well, you should have some.
- 1:08:57Speaker 20: Sort of paperwork written at beforehand for what just for
- 1:09:01Speaker 20: I don't know who gets one or how it's going
- 1:09:03Speaker 20: to go down if something happened.
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: I don't think people do. When it's just a boyfriend
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: girlfriend or boyfriend boyfriend greg, that's when you should do that.
- 1:09:12Speaker 16: Well, that would be part of a prenup, I would assume.
- 1:09:14Speaker 16: And if your boyfriend girlfriend, I mean it seems pretty.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: If you're wanting to go through all that paperwork but
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: you're not willing to do the marriage stuff. I mean, look,
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: I don't care if people get married. I don't care
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: if people have kids or not, Like it doesn't affect me.
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: I don't.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: I have no real position. I'm thinking just more from
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: a logistics standpoint, or you know, if it doesn't work out,
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: how does that work? There are laws in place when
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: there's a divorce based on whatever state live in of
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: how that shakes out? Right, who gets what Maybe it's
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: the same thing if I started business, Greg and I
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: started business together and we decide that, you know, we
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: can no longer be lovers. I'm saying, but even as
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: friends you started business together, like there's got there's there's
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: some way to divvy it up.
- 1:09:56Speaker 20: So that would be it would be like having a
- 1:09:58Speaker 20: business partner. Even buying the house, even though you're in
- 1:10:00Speaker 20: a relationship, it's more of a business partner hunting.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: The money in your relationship is in community property because
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: you are individual people. So if the say the say
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: the woman is the bread winner, she's making the majority
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: of the money, she put the down payment on the house.
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: She was the one really making the mortgage payment. The
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: other person, the husband loser. It's just like, you know,
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: he's the one paying like the utility bills. But then
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: how do you split the house up and have.
- 1:10:25Speaker 6: To have to buy the other one out or they
- 1:10:28Speaker 6: both agree to sell.
- 1:10:29Speaker 5: Or they go to court, and I'm looking at u.
- 1:10:31Speaker 5: Dave Ramsey highly advises against any kind of anything like
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: this because with marriage there are legal steps and protections
- 1:10:37Speaker 5: as far as joint ownership of things like homes.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: Otherwise it's a mess. Yeah, he's doing like a Jesus standpoint.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: I'm like a religious stamp. You live in sending all
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: you want. I don't care, shack up, you just buy
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: the other one out.
- 1:10:49Speaker 20: Yeah, it's the same thing when it comes to planning
- 1:10:51Speaker 20: to have kids before getting married. It's one thing to
- 1:10:54Speaker 20: get knocked up, and that's what it is. But you
- 1:10:56Speaker 20: have more benefits if you're married. Although also health insurance
- 1:10:59Speaker 20: all that kind of stuff.
- 1:11:00Speaker 9: That's a mess.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: And again just by just by the other one out.
- 1:11:03Speaker 5: What if they don't want to be bought out, Greg,
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: then you're in a whole nother time, right.
- 1:11:06Speaker 6: You have to both sell the other.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: The other thing to consider is, well, how does it
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: work if someone does end up in the hospital and
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: that power of attorney or like who makes the decisions
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: on yes on you know?
- 1:11:17Speaker 12: Uh?
- 1:11:17Speaker 6: Is that all real?
- 1:11:18Speaker 14: Though? Yes?
- 1:11:19Speaker 6: No, I understand the power of attorney thing, but the
- 1:11:21Speaker 6: whole thing about well, if you're not married, you can't
- 1:11:23Speaker 6: visit each other at the hospital.
- 1:11:24Speaker 4: No.
- 1:11:24Speaker 6: I've had friends in the hospital and say, hey, what
- 1:11:26Speaker 6: room is what do you for? Twenty two?
- 1:11:29Speaker 7: In my experience that anyone can come unless you're on
- 1:11:33Speaker 7: the do not visit list, right, which you can.
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: Also put together, like people told me the horror stories. Oh,
- 1:11:38Speaker 6: if you're ever in the hospital, Mari, you can't visit.
- 1:11:40Speaker 6: You'm like, you just walk right in.
- 1:11:43Speaker 16: Talking about Yes, Jeff, I actually went through that my
- 1:11:47Speaker 16: first my divorce from my first marriage. We were in
- 1:11:50Speaker 16: that situation. I had predominantly put it, like almost one
- 1:11:54Speaker 16: hundred percent of the down payment down, and then we
- 1:11:56Speaker 16: ended up, you know, splitting. And to see Best's point, look,
- 1:12:00Speaker 16: she agreed to take the buyout that I presented and
- 1:12:03Speaker 16: she went on with the call. Again, it was amicable,
- 1:12:05Speaker 16: so it was great, but it can be a problem
- 1:12:07Speaker 16: if you don't do it right.
- 1:12:09Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're connected Mary hood rat Yeah that part,
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: or you don't have the money to buy him out,
- 1:12:16Speaker 5: and I guess we're living here together.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: Yeah, six two six, says wooing Greg as lovers is
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: a huge turn on. I can see that's happening for
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: some reason.
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: What he go for it?
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's a like Greg.
- 1:12:27Speaker 6: It would be so hot.
- 1:12:28Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not dark enough for Greg.
- 1:12:32Speaker 6: No and too old and too old, too old and
- 1:12:35Speaker 6: too white, that's right.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four. Woody text us over to
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: two to nine eighty seven more. What he shows next,
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: She'll be right back, it will happen, or what do
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: you show next? He's saying rules the boy doesn't want
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: to have sex. Yeah, yeah, you gotta put your mouth on.
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: No.
- 1:12:55Speaker 6: Okay, that is quite impressive, quite quite quite impressive.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: Oh that's level of saying the Woody Show. So we're
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: just talking about, you know, people deciding to do or
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: not do different things. Now, generation divide on how things were,
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: getting your driver's license, the minute you were able to
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: get that, you know, getting married, having babies, having you know,
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: get that's when you buy the house, or now just
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: buy the house together, never having kids.
- 1:13:28Speaker 6: Whatever.
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: I remind I did have something. There's something about babies
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: that I had. I couldn't found it. No, I found
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: This is dude, this is so weird. There's a new
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: doll available for pre order. It's called the My Mini
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: Baby Mom and Surprise Doll. Look online of this thing.
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: It looks like a Barbie doll. Again My Mini Baby
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: Mom and Surprise Doll. So it looks like a Barbie doll.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: But the difference with this one is that the doll
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: is pregnant and features are realistic. Amionic sack, a tiny
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: plastic baby and slime inside the sack, and the sack
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: goes around, you know, the stomach of the doll, and
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: for to quote give birth. You pull out the sack
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: and you squeeze it until you can push the little
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: baby out. And then from there the doll, like the stomach,
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: it flips so you can make her belly flat again.
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: Oh thank god, oh god. Oh that's not very realistic,
- 1:14:28Speaker 7: and that's not very feminist, right.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: Exactly a lot of complaints rolling in saying that this
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: is inappropriate for little girls who play with dolls. Crazy.
- 1:14:38Speaker 9: It's kind of like Puppy Surprise, except for what was
- 1:14:41Speaker 9: Puppy Surprise. Surprise was a like a.
- 1:14:45Speaker 20: Stuffed dog that bel crode opened and it had all
- 1:14:48Speaker 20: the little puppies inside. You didn't know how many there
- 1:14:50Speaker 20: was going to be a surprise. There could be three.
- 1:14:53Speaker 20: You didn't know what colors they were.
- 1:14:54Speaker 6: Going to be.
- 1:14:55Speaker 9: It was a surprise. So this is sort of a
- 1:14:57Speaker 9: version of that, just a human version.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: Just gooey. This baby is real slimmy. I'm looking at
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: it right now, very gross. I do like how the
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: belly just turns around it like it's like a transformer
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: grows nice is it a boy?
- 1:15:10Speaker 6: Is it a girl?
- 1:15:10Speaker 9: I would love I would have loved this. Yes, oh
- 1:15:14Speaker 9: my god. If they would have been like it could
- 1:15:15Speaker 9: be twins. You never know, I'd be like twins.
- 1:15:18Speaker 6: You have that toy called baby Alive? Remember you fed it?
- 1:15:23Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:15:23Speaker 7: Like I used would disappear flushing toilet for my doll.
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so cool, just like American girl doll thing.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: No, no, that's different those American doll things. Man, there's
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff for those those things.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: Are they still hot? Because the store that I used
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: to go by it's closed down.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: You shop there too. No, another that's meant for women
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: and men. Is in it for research? Yeah?
- 1:15:52Speaker 7: This is the company's.
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: I'm assuming they're still really popular. But maybe the store
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: wasn't the sustainable.
- 1:16:00Speaker 9: Maybe the hospital isn't as possible.
- 1:16:02Speaker 7: I think the parents are bank right, the store at.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: The hospital right.
- 1:16:06Speaker 20: So if you know the arm falls off of Samantha,
- 1:16:09Speaker 20: then you bring her in and they'll fix it and
- 1:16:10Speaker 20: put it in.
- 1:16:12Speaker 9: Yeah, that's one of them.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: I knew they had a cafe American What are we
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: talking about?
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: The hospital thing?
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: So sow the doll back together in the store. I
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: knew about the cafe where like little girls can bring
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: their mom and their doll and you sit down and
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: you have lunch with your doll. Afraid because my wife
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: took my daughter there because somebody bought her an American
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: girl doll. And then we learned that there were all
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: these things, and then she started asking for those things.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: So for like a birthday or Christmas. It wasn't like
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: and that's and that's the thing, because man, these dolls
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: are crazy expensive, you know, just to get one, and
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: then all the crap for them is healthcare.
- 1:16:54Speaker 9: On top of that, the bedroom sets every inside the door.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: They had a little cafe. But I didn't know about this,
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: but I guess there's a hospital which is the repaired apartment.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: So if the kid messes out, no, so I have
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: the doll side one because I got something for your daughter.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: When I went to the New York location, I got
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: a little dog. But the I saw the cafe thing,
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: and I think they were getting haircuts.
- 1:17:18Speaker 7: Oh yeah, the permanent haircuts.
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: The girl. Yeah, the girl. But I and they'll do
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: the dolls hair in the same style. I'm sure for
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: a billion dollars.
- 1:17:28Speaker 7: Yeah, the dolls can be three hundred bucks apiece.
- 1:17:30Speaker 20: Yeah, because like when when I was younger, they had
- 1:17:33Speaker 20: set dolls, right, there was Curson, Samantha, Pabby, Felicity, you know,
- 1:17:37Speaker 20: all the standard dolls, and so there was in Molly, Sorry, Molly,
- 1:17:41Speaker 20: I forgot about you. So there was just like there
- 1:17:43Speaker 20: was like a different hair colors, right, you get blonde,
- 1:17:47Speaker 20: there's a red, heather or whatever. So people were a
- 1:17:49Speaker 20: lot of people were buying the doll that looked like
- 1:17:51Speaker 20: them to begin with. So as time went on, what
- 1:17:53Speaker 20: they did was you could customize your own doll to
- 1:17:56Speaker 20: look just like you. And so those are probably the
- 1:17:59Speaker 20: more expect to once where you're going, I want one
- 1:18:01Speaker 20: with blonde hair and green eyes and look just like you.
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: Just triggered a lot of nostalgia in the text with
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: the puppy surprise.
- 1:18:10Speaker 5: Okay, guys, the doll hospitals now the American Girl Care Center,
- 1:18:13Speaker 5: which also includes a place to get their eyes tested.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: The picture of a stupid little doll. Everybody, hold on,
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: but wait, everybody's broke. Yeah, I don't want to hear
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: about afford to building. I all got your groceries.
- 1:18:29Speaker 6: If you're taking your.
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: Doll to get its eyes, here's puppy surprise. Did you
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: sound familiar with Sammy.
- 1:18:36Speaker 14: Ummies?
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: How many surprise?
- 1:18:41Speaker 6: How many puppies are there in.
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: This chicken? This commercial probably grows would be such a whore.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: And then it's a surprise, you're pregnant. Who's the dad?
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: I'm not sure?
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: Two girls and the boy? So sweet surprise?
- 1:19:00Speaker 10: How many coppies are very sad?
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: That's kind of genius because it's like a lottery game. Yes, yeah,
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: they should bring that back.
- 1:19:13Speaker 7: They do with those surprise balls that all the kids want.
- 1:19:15Speaker 7: They don't know what's in it, they just want to
- 1:19:17Speaker 7: buy it. It's it's pretty gross.
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: This whole conversation has made me very happy.
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: I have two boys.
- 1:19:23Speaker 6: Daughter and I had to take her to the American
- 1:19:25Speaker 6: Doll placed. How dumb you're sitting there having ice cream
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: with a doll?
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: This wall I remember here.
- 1:19:35Speaker 8: It is the US that's flying crabbed carrier. Imagine being
- 1:19:38Speaker 8: on the deck of this aircraft carrier.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted these things so bad.
- 1:19:51Speaker 8: Gee, US flying air crab carrier comes with what you
- 1:19:58Speaker 8: see here other figures that what so separately?
- 1:20:02Speaker 6: Hell yeah nice, that's what they had in the Goldberg's basement, right, Yeah,
- 1:20:06Speaker 6: that thing was massive.
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: My friend Jeremy Man had one man. It took up
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: damn near his entire room. It was massive, massive. Yeah,
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: he was the friend that always had the cool stuff.
- 1:20:17Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: There's more g I Joe coming soon. I think Dan
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: McBride's working on it.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll do as well as the he
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: Man did.
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: The latch G I. Joe's did pretty good.
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: Got that he Man thing like it came and went.
- 1:20:30Speaker 7: Yeah nobody fair, Yeah nothing.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: I think I think the best they got out of it.
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: I think they did a collab with Denny's on some
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: kind of like pancakes.
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: Thing, whole ice cream on the pancakes. Yeah, wore.
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: Alright this cud. I'm gonna put this under the umbrella
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: of a Ted talk for the ladies.
- 1:20:56Speaker 6: All right, lady, all right.
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: Ladies, don't see if you agree or disagree. Okay, it
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: fellas too a roundabout way for you too. This is
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: Ivy Lauren. She was Miss Arizona twenty twenty three, and
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: let's see if you agree with what she's saying here.
- 1:21:16Speaker 15: A lot of times, as women, we overthink what it
- 1:21:18Speaker 15: takes to land a good provider. Good men don't expect
- 1:21:21Speaker 15: you to be a supermodel. Good men are actually pretty simple.
- 1:21:24Speaker 6: One.
- 1:21:24Speaker 15: I don't play games. I say what I want and
- 1:21:26Speaker 15: what I don't want. I don't expect him to read
- 1:21:28Speaker 15: my mind. I don't do little things where I drop hints.
- 1:21:30Speaker 12: Number two, I.
- 1:21:31Speaker 15: Don't withhold physical intimacy. I don't use it as like
- 1:21:34Speaker 15: a bargaining tool. Physical intimacy is very very important for
- 1:21:37Speaker 15: happy marriage.
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: I love my man.
- 1:21:38Speaker 12: I respect him.
- 1:21:39Speaker 15: I want to give that to him often. Number three,
- 1:21:41Speaker 15: I do not talk badly about my husband to other people.
- 1:21:43Speaker 15: I build him up when he's around me and when
- 1:21:45Speaker 15: he's not.
- 1:21:46Speaker 12: I'm proud of who he is, and some of.
- 1:21:47Speaker 14: Times know that.
- 1:21:48Speaker 15: Number four, and I think this is the biggest one.
- 1:21:50Speaker 15: I am pleasable. It is very very possible and easy
- 1:21:53Speaker 15: for him to make me happy. Men love women who
- 1:21:56Speaker 15: are willing to receive things. He gives me a compliment
- 1:21:58Speaker 15: or anything, really but graciously he says I look good.
- 1:22:02Speaker 12: I don't go oh no, no, I don't.
- 1:22:03Speaker 15: And number five, I'm grateful for him and I express it.
- 1:22:05Speaker 15: The man works hard for our family and he deserves
- 1:22:07Speaker 15: all the admiration in the entire world. I don't fall
- 1:22:10Speaker 15: into the modern feminist mindsets of saying like this is
- 1:22:12Speaker 15: the bare minimum.
- 1:22:13Speaker 12: I deserve this. He should be doing this for me
- 1:22:15Speaker 12: as silly, and that's low cal we're thinking.
- 1:22:17Speaker 15: I recognize that not every woman has this, and I
- 1:22:19Speaker 15: expressed him often how happy I am about everything he
- 1:22:23Speaker 15: does for us.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: I sure hope were taking notes. It's all that as
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: a guy, I'm listening like that sounds really good. Nice, nice,
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: All this sounds great.
- 1:22:30Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree with.
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: And it does sound like you didn't disagree with everything
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: you didn't agree with.
- 1:22:35Speaker 7: You Not really, I mean it sounds like I'm assuming
- 1:22:37Speaker 7: she doesn't work. Is that probably don't.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: I have no idea, because she's you know, so.
- 1:22:42Speaker 7: Much of it is how grateful she is for what
- 1:22:44Speaker 7: he does for the family, which if she's not working,
- 1:22:45Speaker 7: I absolutely agree with. But yeah, everything else, I mean,
- 1:22:49Speaker 7: I think she's right on, like if you get a compliment,
- 1:22:51Speaker 7: be like thank you, you know, like you don't have
- 1:22:53Speaker 7: to not everything has to be dismissive.
- 1:22:55Speaker 5: I think her thing is women are always and you
- 1:22:58Speaker 5: see this anytime you're out in where women are always
- 1:23:01Speaker 5: mad at their man and it's almost never the other
- 1:23:04Speaker 5: way around. They're always upset about him. I saw this,
- 1:23:08Speaker 5: for example, and there met and Greg. You've observed this
- 1:23:13Speaker 5: from straight the straits. The lady is always she's always
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: she started off holding something back because he's not doing
- 1:23:19Speaker 5: this and not doing that them the guy like rewards
- 1:23:22Speaker 5: outside of married with children. I can't think of a
- 1:23:24Speaker 5: real life example where the guy's always bitching like the WIO.
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: She can't think it's I think it's somewhat fashionable for
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: women to dump on on their dudes, like you know
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: that he's the butt of the jokes, he's the you know,
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: he's the dumb idiot.
- 1:23:36Speaker 6: Yeah, true, But don't you think it goes both ways?
- 1:23:39Speaker 6: Like oh the old ball and train.
- 1:23:41Speaker 7: Yeah, she's the nag and she's the dummy.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: He's pointing out that.
- 1:23:44Speaker 5: She's just pointing out that she's a nag who's never
- 1:23:46Speaker 5: happy and he is always complaining, which is exactly what
- 1:23:48Speaker 5: this woman said, stop doing that right, stop always anything right.
- 1:23:53Speaker 7: But on all the female algorithms, everything's like why do
- 1:23:58Speaker 7: I have to ask him, you know, three times and
- 1:24:00Speaker 7: he ignores me and then he goes go stop asking me,
- 1:24:03Speaker 7: like just do it, and then.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: I don't have what does it mean right now when
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: you ask him to do something? Does that mean like
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: drop everything, or do you do this right now? Because
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: if that's get it done, you should say, hey, right now,
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: can you do this? There are times where you know,
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: I'm asked to do something and I go cool and
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: I file it away now that I do it in
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: the timetable that you were expecting, but you didn't verbalize that.
- 1:24:21Speaker 7: You know what I say to head that off, because
- 1:24:23Speaker 7: you know we've we've had this conversation in my house.
- 1:24:25Speaker 7: I go, awesome, thank you so much, So when do
- 1:24:27Speaker 7: you want me to check back in with you? And
- 1:24:29Speaker 7: then he's like, oh, okay, like this needs to get
- 1:24:31Speaker 7: done here instead of because he'll say to me, I'll say, okay,
- 1:24:34Speaker 7: well I think I'm not ready to see bass. Because
- 1:24:36Speaker 7: he'll I'll be like, hey, can you you know, can
- 1:24:39Speaker 7: you go fix that thing whatever outside? And You'll be
- 1:24:42Speaker 7: like the first thing and I don't care when it happens.
- 1:24:44Speaker 7: But the first thing he'll say is do I have
- 1:24:45Speaker 7: to do it right now? I was like, yeah, no,
- 1:24:47Speaker 7: I don't care. Just do you want me to check
- 1:24:49Speaker 7: back in with you? Like, I don't know, just do it?
- 1:24:51Speaker 7: Can you do it? At some point? So I don't know.
- 1:24:53Speaker 7: Is that is that a normal answer to can you
- 1:24:55Speaker 7: do this?
- 1:24:56Speaker 6: Well, here's a question. Then is it something that you
- 1:24:59Speaker 6: couldn't do?
- 1:25:00Speaker 3: Yes?
- 1:25:00Speaker 6: Oh, okay, I don't.
- 1:25:01Speaker 7: Yeah, I won't want to break it further.
- 1:25:04Speaker 6: Like what I mean, like like the pool thing.
- 1:25:07Speaker 7: Yeah, like I don't I'm not allowed And I kind
- 1:25:09Speaker 7: of put myself in this vision. I don't touch anything
- 1:25:11Speaker 7: that has to do heating and ac or anything like that.
- 1:25:15Speaker 7: That would be terrible.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I know. Another big thing is that
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: y'all will weaponize the intimacy the downstairs. Yeah, I know,
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: I'm I'm not saying all women, but I'm saying it's
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: a because look how it's a trend. A lot of
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: dogs are food motivated.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: Dude.
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: I got a really close friend who you guys have
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: all met, and he is very sex motivated. We need
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: like she knows that she can get what she needs done,
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: and she'll throw it out there and going like well
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: hey you do this, I'll do this. Hey he's like done.
- 1:25:47Speaker 7: If that works for you, guys.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: Yeah, and it could be something. It could be something pedestrian,
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: it could be something very you know, you know, extra
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: extra credit transactional, transactional. And he's like, fine, voice say less,
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: that's actually.
- 1:26:02Speaker 7: The opposite of a game that this will happen if
- 1:26:04Speaker 7: this happened.
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: But it's a training, it's it's a you know, I
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: have to And if if somebody said it would make
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: me want it less. Really, I'd think if somebody used
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: that like hey I need you.
- 1:26:15Speaker 6: To fix this or go take care of this, that
- 1:26:18Speaker 6: you wouldn't do it.
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: It would happen that kind of stuff.
- 1:26:21Speaker 6: I'm going to prove to you that I don't even care.
- 1:26:24Speaker 4: You know.
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife did say to me one time we
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: were I think we're at Disneyland and I just went
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: and got a bottle of like die coke or something.
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: You're addicted to soda, and I go, I mean, I
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: like it. I wouldn't say I'm a no, you're a dick.
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: You couldn't go a day without like a done. That
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: was the last sip of soda I had for a year.
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: One year. I went an entire year.
- 1:26:45Speaker 6: And just to see how if your wife was going
- 1:26:47Speaker 6: to withhold something, you.
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: Say, yeah, fine, yeah, keep it to yourself.
- 1:26:51Speaker 6: Five years without it then.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: Right, yeah, that's true, you're to I don't because I
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: don't like those games, right, you know, like that that
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: stuff to exhaust that's the part that's really exhausting.
- 1:27:03Speaker 6: Yeah, this is why I always make fun of like
- 1:27:04Speaker 6: the birthday sex or whatever. It's so rare, it's so transactional.
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: When he says, women do love to ask men to
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: do something at the worst time, but.
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: You just have a knack for it's like, you know,
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: it's always like I've been walking around the house all
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: day long, and then the second I lay down some
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: seven and.
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: Four says, wife is always on her phone. I'll be
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: watching TV. The second I touched my phone. You're always
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: on your phone. It's like, man, wait, hold on, I
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: just picked up the phone. Yeah, I'm just looking at
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: it now. So good for her, that's a I Lauren.
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: I like her missus Arizona. I don't even want to
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: know what happens in your house, because God knows, you're
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: the drill start.
- 1:27:44Speaker 6: You are the boss she is.
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: We've seen it. We've seen it for ourselves.
- 1:27:49Speaker 6: He even gets trained on how to act before. That's true.
- 1:27:52Speaker 9: Yes, because I was working. This is not it was
- 1:27:55Speaker 9: not like hanging out time. And I was making that
- 1:27:57Speaker 9: clear to him, like I am at work.
- 1:27:59Speaker 20: I understand this is out time for you or whatever
- 1:28:01Speaker 20: anyone else is doing, and it is not for me,
- 1:28:03Speaker 20: so please be appropriate and respect my boundaries when I'm working,
- 1:28:07Speaker 20: and that's appropriate.
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: It's it's amazing, it's amazing. He let her move in,
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: you know, keep.
- 1:28:15Speaker 9: Well, but it's because it's my own thing.
- 1:28:17Speaker 20: So like it doesn't have anything to do with him necessarily, right,
- 1:28:21Speaker 20: it has to do with me, So I'm allowed to
- 1:28:23Speaker 20: have rules and boundaries for myself.
- 1:28:26Speaker 7: It's you know, you're totally right, Like it's you. You're
- 1:28:28Speaker 7: in a professional situating situation. You want to look professional,
- 1:28:31Speaker 7: but in front of us the daggers you were shooting
- 1:28:34Speaker 7: him was hilarious, yes.
- 1:28:37Speaker 9: Because it still was work for me. And I get
- 1:28:40Speaker 9: embarrassed with that kind of thing. Anyways.
- 1:28:41Speaker 20: I don't like other people being around and noticing any
- 1:28:45Speaker 20: sort of like public anything. I get super embarrassed.
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: Media. Yeah, you know, you need Sammy, you need a
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: mature old man that you don't have to teach how
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: to act in public.
- 1:28:56Speaker 9: But he, I mean, to everybody else's point, he's mature. Yeah,
- 1:28:59Speaker 9: he's he's And by the way, it wasn't an immature thing.
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: And by the way, when she's talking about public displays
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: of affection, we're talking about he had his arm around her.
- 1:29:08Speaker 6: For about half a second.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think at one point it was at
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: a concert and we weren't working at this moment. It
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: was just like it was like she's playing the guitar
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: over here. Yeah, but like I think he leaned over
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: and just kind of just gave her a kiss on
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: the top of her head and she yeah, So we're
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: not talking about he was like trying to jam his
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: tongue down her throat and make out and put his
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: hand in her back pockets of her jeans.
- 1:29:33Speaker 14: Right.
- 1:29:33Speaker 6: I totally get what you're saying. Say I do, because
- 1:29:36Speaker 6: when it's your work event, you want it to go
- 1:29:38Speaker 6: a certain way. But you can't top this. Your boyfriend
- 1:29:41Speaker 6: has never done something like this. There was a station
- 1:29:44Speaker 6: that I was working for. They had this promotion for
- 1:29:47Speaker 6: specifically for fathers. So it was during Father's Day and
- 1:29:51Speaker 6: the client was the Whitefish, Montana Tourism Board. So they
- 1:29:58Speaker 6: flew us out to Whitefish, Montana. They took us. It
- 1:30:01Speaker 6: was a bunch of radio people and all our dads
- 1:30:03Speaker 6: and we're going around in a circle saying, Hey, you know,
- 1:30:06Speaker 6: I'm Greg and this is my dad, and my dad
- 1:30:08Speaker 6: says to the client. So you're sitting with all these
- 1:30:11Speaker 6: radio people. They sure are a flaky group, aren't they.
- 1:30:16Speaker 6: Like I said, Dad, I had to pull them aside.
- 1:30:19Speaker 6: I said, this is the client as far as you're concerned.
- 1:30:23Speaker 6: If somebody says, how's your dinner, it's great. How's the hotel,
- 1:30:27Speaker 6: it's great? How is everything? It's all great. Don't sit
- 1:30:30Speaker 6: there and bag on this industry. What a flaky industry.
- 1:30:37Speaker 6: So this is the first and last trip I'm taking
- 1:30:39Speaker 6: you off. So yeah, let's bag on the product that
- 1:30:43Speaker 6: the client bar.
- 1:30:45Speaker 7: Oh god, you know what, Greg, I don't mean to
- 1:30:48Speaker 7: be one upper, but I'm wondering if this tops it.
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: Because well, you don't even bring your husband to events, correct,
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: she leaves them home?
- 1:30:53Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I ever seen him at one.
- 1:30:55Speaker 7: But Morgan, to your point, this is when I was
- 1:30:57Speaker 7: dating an older guy, a much older guy. We were
- 1:30:59Speaker 7: in invited to go on my boss at the time,
- 1:31:03Speaker 7: his boss's yacht, and I said, okay. So we went
- 1:31:07Speaker 7: and I dressed, you know, I had like a nice
- 1:31:09Speaker 7: dress on. He went in a tank top and shorts
- 1:31:12Speaker 7: and sandals and brought and I go, what are you holding?
- 1:31:14Speaker 7: Why are you bringing that on the boat. He goes, oh,
- 1:31:16Speaker 7: it's funny. It's canna soup, and I go, what are
- 1:31:18Speaker 7: you doing? He's like, oh, I always do that, like
- 1:31:20Speaker 7: for like it's funny, like to a housewarming or whatever.
- 1:31:23Speaker 7: And it's like, obviously I can afford a cannat soup,
- 1:31:25Speaker 7: but I bring it. It's funny. I wanted to die.
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: Apparently, at one point, while it.
- 1:31:30Speaker 7: Was kind of bumpy on the yacht, he didn't think
- 1:31:33Speaker 7: he was getting enough attention, so he opened it. It
- 1:31:37Speaker 7: went everywhere. I seriously wanted to jump overboard. He and
- 1:31:42Speaker 7: like the deckhand were on their knees cleaning it up,
- 1:31:44Speaker 7: and the boss's boss comes over to me and goes,
- 1:31:47Speaker 7: are you guys getting married or you guys plan don't
- 1:31:48Speaker 7: get married? I said no, and he goes good. That
- 1:31:52Speaker 7: was pretty horrifying.
- 1:31:54Speaker 9: That's why you do have to set ground.
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: Like some people, you work in a place and you
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: have the kind of job like Vaughn's at his desk
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: right now getting hot.
- 1:32:04Speaker 7: Yeah you know what I mean.
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's fine, nobody cares.
- 1:32:08Speaker 9: No, I know that nobody cares.
- 1:32:10Speaker 20: But we were also in a situation where everybody had
- 1:32:13Speaker 20: just found out that I even had a boyfriend, So
- 1:32:15Speaker 20: I did feel like it was all eyes on us anyway. Regardless,
- 1:32:19Speaker 20: And the night before our friend Tim Martinez, we were
- 1:32:25Speaker 20: in the cause it was Iheartfast, which was in Vegas,
- 1:32:28Speaker 20: and so I was at the casino with Steamboat Willie, drinking, gambling,
- 1:32:33Speaker 20: doing whatever, and Tim saw us and took a video
- 1:32:37Speaker 20: of us popping around the casino and oh my god,
- 1:32:41Speaker 20: like everybody's watching us.
- 1:32:42Speaker 9: I was mortified, and I just couldn't. I was very yeah,
- 1:32:46Speaker 9: I don't like it.
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: Everybody likes you.
- 1:32:55Speaker 5: He can't even he can't have any macaroni and cheese
- 1:32:56Speaker 5: at home or he gets snaped dots.
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: In forty four Woody text us over to two to
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: ninety seven. More Woody shows, next time up, Hi, welcome
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: back the Bones open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: You can send us a text over to two to
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: ninety seven. Little follow up after we had that Ted
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: talk for the ladies. Her name was Ivy Laurene. She
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: was a Miss Arizona twenty twenty three. We uh, we
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: played you the whole thing.
- 1:33:30Speaker 15: Though, a lot of times, as women, we overthink what
- 1:33:32Speaker 15: it takes to land a good provider. Good men don't
- 1:33:35Speaker 15: expect you to be a supermodel. Good men are actually
- 1:33:37Speaker 15: pretty simple.
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: One.
- 1:33:38Speaker 15: I don't play games. I say what I want and
- 1:33:40Speaker 15: what I don't want. I don't expect them to read
- 1:33:42Speaker 15: my mind. I don't do little things where I drop hints.
- 1:33:45Speaker 12: Number Two, I don't withhold physical intimacy. I don't use
- 1:33:47Speaker 12: it as like a bargaining tool.
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: Yeah. So we were talking about things like that, and
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: Jeff g says that Samy needs a loose en up.
- 1:33:58Speaker 6: He was a.
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: He was like coming in here shaking his head, like, Sammy, I.
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: Feel really bad for your man.
- 1:34:07Speaker 16: I do, because I mean again, I was in the
- 1:34:09Speaker 16: other room listening, and I just if he's trying to
- 1:34:11Speaker 16: hug up on you and be nice and put his
- 1:34:14Speaker 16: arm around you, you have to reciprocate that, man.
- 1:34:16Speaker 9: Okay, I'm talking about being at work and that happening.
- 1:34:20Speaker 9: I was working an event, so that specific was specifically having.
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: To do with work. Yeah, Sammy, don't go. But but
- 1:34:29Speaker 2: as what he said, we work in a very chill environment.
- 1:34:32Speaker 16: I've you know, taken my wife to things and I
- 1:34:34Speaker 16: don't you know, I'll put my arm around her or
- 1:34:35Speaker 16: give her a kiss on the cheek, like I don't know,
- 1:34:37Speaker 16: Like I I I feel bad because I don't want
- 1:34:40Speaker 16: him to, you know, maybe look for that affection somewhere else.
- 1:34:44Speaker 16: Oh and like the woman said in the in the clip,
- 1:34:48Speaker 16: like guys need that physical intimacy.
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: As bad, big and bad as we act, right, we
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: still need that.
- 1:34:53Speaker 16: And if he's looking for it from you and you're
- 1:34:55Speaker 16: not reciprocating, I don't want him to get bummed out.
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: Man, I don't even know him, and I feel bad.
- 1:35:00Speaker 9: He's fine.
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: Text came and said decades ago something that's stuck with me.
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: While listening to Doctor Ruth, who was on love Line,
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: mouth parties for married couples shouldn't be reserved for special occasions.
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: If you love the person, you should want to make
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: them feel better.
- 1:35:15Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's like an old Sopranos line. He's like,
- 1:35:18Speaker 7: don't tell people you know, I go downtown. She goes
- 1:35:21Speaker 7: once a year on my birthday. I think I can
- 1:35:23Speaker 7: resist the urge to gossip.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: So the other thing is too, It's like, you know, uh,
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: if you go a long time you know, between you know,
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: getting some, you know, you become less interested. Yeah, thats
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: like we go through these stretches, my wife, and then
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: there's nothing there's nothing wrong with our quote relationship like
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: that way we you know, deal and talk with each
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: other or anything. There's no animosity or weird whatever it is,
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: and things happen, you get busy or there's other things
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: that the schedules are weird, they don't really align, and
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: next thing you know, it's been a month and I
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: find myself it's like now it's like I almost don't care.
- 1:36:02Speaker 6: Really yeah, interesting, like whatever. It's kind of like hunger
- 1:36:06Speaker 6: after you're so hungry, or have you ever.
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: Gone to an event or you go to a theme
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: park or whatever and you're you're gonna be outside all
- 1:36:15Speaker 1: day when you first get there, like, oh my god,
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: it's so hot, But then a couple of hours later
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: you don't even realize.
- 1:36:19Speaker 7: I mean, it's hot, you've acclimated it.
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like you've already like, okay, well I'm
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: already sweaty and gross and it doesn't bother you anymore.
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: It's kind of it's kind of the same thing, man,
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: where it's like I think, and and the more often
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: those those dry spells I'll call them, happen, The more
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: that happens, the.
- 1:36:36Speaker 7: More they get each other.
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: That whole idea of like you don't even think about
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: it and don't even care anymore. It solidifies and like
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: that part, like what they say, you lose it, use
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: it or lose it. It's a muscle you have to
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: exercise kind of thing. I think that's true, and I don't.
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: I don't think any differently about her. Still love her
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: and everything, but it's like fine, you know, and do
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: it like you're not like you've got me now, like
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: where I'm not. Yeah, whatever, take it or leave it.
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: Don't care to.
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: Make Greg's suicile though he's so unsatiable.
- 1:37:08Speaker 6: I'm not in that mode just yet because my motto
- 1:37:10Speaker 6: lately is like, let's do it now while we want to,
- 1:37:14Speaker 6: because someday you're not going to even want to.
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: Howpressed, I know, all old and growth.
- 1:37:19Speaker 6: You got to stay in sati year.
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: Here are the stats on this is okay. Here let
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: me give you overall. So the average adult, married or
- 1:37:27Speaker 1: not married, the average adult has sex fifty four times
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: a year, so that the averages out to just under
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: once a week or you know about it, once a
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: week eighteen to twenty nine. Average is about one hundred
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: and twelve times a year, so roughly twice a week,
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: thirty to thirty nine eighty six times a year, forty
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: plus drops to about sixty to sixty nine times. Ye,
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: just every once a week, and then sixty five plus
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: greg drops to about twenty times a year.
- 1:37:55Speaker 14: Wow.
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: Now, if you just want to drill down to UH,
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: you want to get down to just married people, twenty
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: five percent once a week, sixteen percent two or three
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: times a week, five percent four or more time.
- 1:38:11Speaker 6: Nobody doing that.
- 1:38:12Speaker 7: That's impressive.
- 1:38:12Speaker 1: Seventeen percent once a month, nineteen percent two to three
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: times a month, ten percent haven't had sex. Married people
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: haven't had sex in the past year. Oh my god.
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: So and then seven percent had sex about once or
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: twice in the past year. I would say, like, right now,
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: I'm probably that seventeen percent of once a month. I
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: think we're very quickly headed.
- 1:38:35Speaker 7: To the to the UH once a year.
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: Yeah, hash that goals. Well you know what I mean,
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: it's like I don't I don't.
- 1:38:44Speaker 7: Know, including hand like mouth.
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like anything you already hit it like
- 1:38:50Speaker 2: a thousand times, like who cares?
- 1:38:52Speaker 1: Also, you know, and it could be because I've done that,
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: it could be because she's less interested for sure. I mean,
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: if I looked at myself I'd be like, but you know,
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: our life together, our life together is great, and I
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: know she loves me. Can you imagine looking at me
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: and going like, oh, yeah, I gotta have it. So
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: it'll be it'll be like we're you know, it's it's
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: about time for for me to uh to call tonight,
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: and it's like we could that would be a good opportunity.
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: Like it might be like a good time as far
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: as like the kids are occupied and everything else. But
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: I can I just know when she's trying to get
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: out of you go you should go to bed, like
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: you should get She's really looking out to make sure
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: I get myself. It's just the way that she said it.
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: But it used to be like man, damn it, like
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: this would have been whatever, fine, But now it's like,
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: all right, don't even care. Yeah yeah, and that's that's
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: that's that's what happens over yeah, over time.
- 1:39:49Speaker 7: We're at the place in greg. I think you would
- 1:39:50Speaker 7: think this is unbelievably unromantic and unsexy, but like, well,
- 1:39:55Speaker 7: not the scheduling, but like if the kid happens to
- 1:39:57Speaker 7: be gone or whatever, I just get home. I'll be
- 1:39:59Speaker 7: walking around like doing you know, chores, and I'll just
- 1:40:02Speaker 7: run by the office like do you want to do it?
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: But yeah, and like that, Yeah he takes away you
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: can get it. Yeah, when the opportunity what what what
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: did you say the code was in your house? Uh?
- 1:40:12Speaker 16: For my house, it's doing laundry. Yeah, I want to
- 1:40:15Speaker 16: go do some laundry because I know my kids have
- 1:40:19Speaker 16: no interest in doing that.
- 1:40:23Speaker 1: It's like Russian roulette, but with exactly show. Now Sea
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: Mass you, of all people, you know how much I
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: love a good taser and I joined you on that.
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: They're hilarious because the screaming and the whaling.
- 1:40:44Speaker 7: The justice deserved.
- 1:40:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't I don't know why the taser
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: clips that we hear, Yeah, what was the one the
- 1:40:53Speaker 1: one from the UK or something. Yeah, that was that
- 1:40:59Speaker 1: was very fancy tasering. But I mean just like just
- 1:41:02Speaker 1: a good old fashioned like you're not you're not you're
- 1:41:04Speaker 1: not listening, You're just being obnoxious and they're like, all right, man, alright,
- 1:41:14Speaker 1: well we have a we have a taser clipe. Twenty
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: seven year old student. This is the University of Central Florida.
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: This is jareded Preston vic is his name? I'm sorry,
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: Oh don't you dare.
- 1:41:28Speaker 2: Don't I dare?
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: What Jarrett is a sheet?
- 1:41:33Speaker 6: Okay?
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: Transgender student? Okay, Jarrett gets into it with the campus police. Boy,
- 1:41:40Speaker 1: they're not there for jareded.
- 1:41:41Speaker 5: They're there for like somebody was reported, like a car
- 1:41:43Speaker 5: theft or something, right, and Jared just decided to start
- 1:41:46Speaker 5: inserting ever, yeah, like do you just do your just
- 1:41:51Speaker 5: stay the hell out of it anyway, walk away.
- 1:41:53Speaker 1: So in there back and forth with Jarrett, they use
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: the wrong pronoun and Jarrett loses.
- 1:42:02Speaker 6: Oh I think I saw their ish.
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: Them's ish and like, dude, how crazy unhinged? Stop miss
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: gender ag Ma, what a nut? Jobs?
- 1:42:23Speaker 5: Just say, if you don't lower your voice, I am
- 1:42:28Speaker 5: going to put handcuffs on you and I'm going to
- 1:42:30Speaker 5: take you to a Baker Act facility.
- 1:42:32Speaker 2: Slow your voice, ry it?
- 1:42:35Speaker 14: Are you threatening me?
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: So again they're not even there for you.
- 1:42:38Speaker 7: Get out of here.
- 1:42:39Speaker 1: You just decided to make yourself known. And now they're like, hey, dude,
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: get the hell out of here, stop miss Jenner. A
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: baker Act is the local psych ward by Yeah, because
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: you're acting nuts.
- 1:42:52Speaker 6: I think that merits it.
- 1:42:53Speaker 1: You're acting nuts. And then you know, he says whatever
- 1:42:56Speaker 1: and now the cops like, what are you threatening me?
- 1:42:58Speaker 10: You're hurting me?
- 1:43:00Speaker 12: Can we get another unit to deal with them?
- 1:43:02Speaker 1: Jay Lee?
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: Here he is having a breakdown, right.
- 1:43:12Speaker 4: Get down on the ground right now alone.
- 1:43:15Speaker 7: Leave me alone. So you know I got breaked down?
- 1:43:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is this is this is mental
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: illness on display if you're going to have such a
- 1:43:26Speaker 1: reaction to okay, whatever whatever it is. In this case,
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: it's it's missed, you know, mis gender, wrong pronoun whatever
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: it is, like, oh you know me times my last
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: name is butchered. I'm a four letter last name.
- 1:43:39Speaker 19: It's fire fe fave, like dude, you name it like
- 1:43:44Speaker 19: it just gets a butchered like if I I start
- 1:43:46Speaker 19: losing my ish like like, this's mental, that's mental.
- 1:43:52Speaker 7: This isn't even about the the he or she at
- 1:43:55Speaker 7: this point. This is about a screaming tantrum.
- 1:43:57Speaker 2: So being arrested for that outfit.
- 1:43:59Speaker 1: So they're police, are you know all the fashion police
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: like telling Jared just comply or like just you, we're
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna pepper spray you. We're gonna we're gonna
- 1:44:07Speaker 1: tase you. Well, lucky for me, because you know how
- 1:44:09Speaker 1: much I love the clips Home girl got tasered. Don't
- 1:44:15Speaker 1: say hamma, okay, almost fright her.
- 1:44:18Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 1:44:22Speaker 1: That's my favorite part in the face spray, I'm fine,
- 1:44:26Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm fine. I'm gonna tase her.
- 1:44:29Speaker 7: Thank you, And.
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: Don't say hamma, okay, almost fright her.
- 1:44:37Speaker 7: Put him beyond your back.
- 1:44:39Speaker 6: Jayleen's gonna hurt, mate.
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: Just give me your hand.
- 1:44:41Speaker 6: We need to hit.
- 1:44:42Speaker 11: I don't know.
- 1:44:45Speaker 6: Yes, it's so good.
- 1:44:50Speaker 1: God, I love tasers.
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you?
- 1:44:54Speaker 1: What a nut.
- 1:44:58Speaker 6: I get oddly impressed when I see video of people
- 1:45:00Speaker 6: getting taste and it doesn't even phase I know, but
- 1:45:04Speaker 6: I'm oddly impressed by.
- 1:45:07Speaker 4: Cool.
- 1:45:08Speaker 6: Good job, ruggy, are awesome. You're strong when you're on drugs.
- 1:45:12Speaker 5: Not Hey, this wouldn't be a problem if we stopped
- 1:45:16Speaker 5: using gendered pronounce people. Right, if you called that that
- 1:45:20Speaker 5: communist convention from years ago, please stop using.
- 1:45:25Speaker 7: Everyone's a comrade, right.
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: I know that Disney for the longest time they got
- 1:45:30Speaker 1: rid of ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and now
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: they're back to it.
- 1:45:33Speaker 7: But here's what I don't understand. Whether you identify as
- 1:45:35Speaker 7: a boy or girl, you're going to be one of them,
- 1:45:37Speaker 7: right right?
- 1:45:37Speaker 1: Well, no, because there's also thank God, and let's just
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: hear the tasing one more time.
- 1:45:53Speaker 6: Don't say hand, thank you, Jalen's gonna hurt your hand.
- 1:46:02Speaker 1: We need this.
- 1:46:03Speaker 14: I don't know.
- 1:46:10Speaker 1: God, man, we are just surrounded by weirdos.
- 1:46:12Speaker 14: Dude.
- 1:46:13Speaker 1: Yeah, so many weird people out there. It's like every
- 1:46:16Speaker 1: time I turn around, there's another story. I'm like, oh,
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: I gotta share this one up. Here's another one to share. God,
- 1:46:21Speaker 1: it's so weird. Cops in Massachusetts got a call from
- 1:46:25Speaker 1: some people. They were on a hiking trail wide don't
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: ask me dangerous, and they were getting calls about this weirdo,
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: this mime that was on a hiking trail. That's right,
- 1:46:38Speaker 1: Like that's the other thing, like who's riding a unicycle?
- 1:46:42Speaker 1: You know, who's who's miming? I mean, but also just
- 1:46:47Speaker 1: the oddest place to see a mine, like a hiking trail.
- 1:46:50Speaker 1: So the cops show up. Now the mime had stripped
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: down to was underwear. He left eggshells around for some reason.
- 1:46:56Speaker 1: He had covered himself in cooking oil, and he was
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: following people around, mostly chicks. Here's a little clip from
- 1:47:03Speaker 1: the news.
- 1:47:04Speaker 20: He passed me when I was going down the path
- 1:47:06Speaker 20: kind of freaked me out a bit top hat tracular
- 1:47:09Speaker 20: paint on.
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: The face, black cape cane, real creepy, Like what why.
- 1:47:14Speaker 2: Are people so weird?
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: Why are you so weird?
- 1:47:17Speaker 14: Like weird?
- 1:47:18Speaker 1: And it's but I feel like there are a lot
- 1:47:21Speaker 1: of people used to be Remember the kids in uh
- 1:47:24Speaker 1: for the gen X people out there, remember the kids
- 1:47:26Speaker 1: in high school. They were like the goth kids, and
- 1:47:29Speaker 1: I always felt like they were trying so hard to
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: be weird. It wasn't even like about the type of
- 1:47:33Speaker 1: music and stuff that you're into, but like you were
- 1:47:35Speaker 1: trying really hard. They would have bottles of like blue
- 1:47:38Speaker 1: kool Aid in there or you know, Uh, there was
- 1:47:42Speaker 1: one kid. I always make the comment every time this
- 1:47:44Speaker 1: kind of person comes up, but they had a Windex
- 1:47:47Speaker 1: bottle and they put blue cold and it looked like
- 1:47:49Speaker 1: they were drinkings.
- 1:47:52Speaker 6: We had a hardcore goth girls that would come but
- 1:47:55Speaker 6: carrying a Teddy Bear. It was like a Teddy Bear.
- 1:47:57Speaker 1: Or that's when the kids were like walking around with
- 1:47:59Speaker 1: like the pacifiers. And I'm not talking about the Rave kids.
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: The Rave kids had the passifiers for different reasons. This
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: was just like you know, you're walking around the passifire
- 1:48:08Speaker 1: or a baby bottle full of But that's like o gez,
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: I think, but like, but nowadays people are just weird, right.
- 1:48:15Speaker 1: I don't think it's I think a lot of it
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: is not even an act. I think there's just something happened.
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: There's something in the water, there's something going on the
- 1:48:22Speaker 1: solar flares. What's to blame? I have no idea trails,
- 1:48:27Speaker 1: So yeah, you got this. Mine moves on this hiking trail.
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: So he was arrested. Then when later he had to
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: go to court, he claps in the middle of the hearing. Yeah.
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: Here's a little clip from from the court hearing. The
- 1:48:39Speaker 1: report he is very frequently only in his underwear, routinely
- 1:48:42Speaker 1: runs around the park and nothing but underwear and socks,
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: routinely runs past picnicking at the tables. The women report
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: you're supposed to be.
- 1:48:58Speaker 2: And it goes back to the sea. Bass and Ice
- 1:49:00Speaker 2: say all the time, bring back the nut house.
- 1:49:02Speaker 6: Yeah, lock this guy up in a box like this.
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: You don't need to Greg, he can just.
- 1:49:09Speaker 6: In an imaginary ball.
- 1:49:11Speaker 1: I forget who I was talking to, and this is
- 1:49:13Speaker 1: before my time. I remember they had these places. But
- 1:49:17Speaker 1: I was talking to this older woman and she was like, yeah,
- 1:49:20Speaker 1: she goes. You know, I have a sister who I
- 1:49:22Speaker 1: you know, I hadn't seen in year. I mean she's
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: since passed away, but uh, you know, I didn't see
- 1:49:26Speaker 1: her for years because her parents, like the sister was
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: born retarded or something, right, and so the parents felt
- 1:49:35Speaker 1: like they just couldn't care for her, you know, or
- 1:49:37Speaker 1: like when that would happen, like it was like you
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: was just bring your your relative or your kid to
- 1:49:43Speaker 1: this place and that's and that's just where they went
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: to go live, and that they would just never see anybody,
- 1:49:49Speaker 1: like that's that's weird, you know, but like when somebody
- 1:49:53Speaker 1: is weird, like crazy, dangerous, you know, kind of constantly correct,
- 1:49:59Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's the end of you in public life. Correct. Yeah,
- 1:50:03Speaker 1: So maybe we don't like to just bring it back
- 1:50:05Speaker 1: where you know what I don't really care for I
- 1:50:06Speaker 1: don't I don't really want to care for my mentally
- 1:50:08Speaker 1: you know, disabled child.
- 1:50:10Speaker 9: Well, some people can't sometimes it's very difficult.
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: That's different I'm talking about, Like it seemed like the
- 1:50:15Speaker 1: way the woman was telling the story was like in
- 1:50:16Speaker 1: the seventies, in the sixties and seventies, when you had
- 1:50:19Speaker 1: somebody was born like that. Like a lot of times,
- 1:50:21Speaker 1: it just got turned.
- 1:50:21Speaker 2: Over what you did, what you did out on the street.
- 1:50:25Speaker 2: They're gonna be arrested and then put back on the street, yea,
- 1:50:28Speaker 2: within twenty four hours.
- 1:50:29Speaker 1: I'm just clarifying what I'm for. I'm four, I'm four
- 1:50:33Speaker 1: weird mimes on hiking trails, being locked up in these places.
- 1:50:38Speaker 1: Take care of your mentally disabled, you know children, right,
- 1:50:41Speaker 1: we don't need to give to have like a touch
- 1:50:43Speaker 1: of downs or something like that. I will take care
- 1:50:46Speaker 1: of Corky from life goes on, right, But you lock
- 1:50:49Speaker 1: up weird hiking trail monk.
- 1:50:52Speaker 6: I wonder if you could do that thing where you're
- 1:50:53Speaker 6: walking against the wind and then using a rope to
- 1:50:56Speaker 6: pull yourself what don't like tough and we're just gonna last.
- 1:51:00Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
- 1:51:03Speaker 6: Put them in that bar yea.
- 1:51:04Speaker 2: At this point, would anybody be against that?
- 1:51:06Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:51:07Speaker 1: I know you civil rights people, you care? It would
- 1:51:12Speaker 1: be It would be enough, and the people would be
- 1:51:14Speaker 1: loud enough that the people who are making the decision
- 1:51:17Speaker 1: don't want to ruffle any feathers and they go and
- 1:51:19Speaker 1: never it never happened. No one's really fighting for it,
- 1:51:22Speaker 1: even though the majority of people are all for it,
- 1:51:24Speaker 1: and people in jail will tell you, like man, a
- 1:51:26Speaker 1: good half the people in jail don't need to. It's
- 1:51:28Speaker 1: bad for them because they're just getting their ass kicked
- 1:51:30Speaker 1: when they need to be in a home, right true? Yeah,
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- 1:53:12Speaker 1: parting words of wisdom you got today?
- 1:53:14Speaker 6: Well, your family is probably already disappointed, so go ahead
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- 1:53:20Speaker 1: Yeah, mine as well?
- 1:53:21Speaker 6: Why not?
- 1:53:22Speaker 1: I mean you won't be able to get buried with
- 1:53:23Speaker 1: the family at the cemetery.
- 1:53:24Speaker 7: But depending on religious right, which you might like, Yeah, right,
- 1:53:30Speaker 7: right exactly.
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