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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 25th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Sleep is due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 1: Listener discretion.
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  Speaker 2: Is it lies the Woody Show?
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, today is Wednesday. It is March the twenty fifth,
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: We've got menace. What is up hot, Gina grad He's
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  Speaker 4: right there. We've got We've got Sammy Morgan is here,
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  Speaker 4: she's our associate producer. We got von our video producer,
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  Speaker 4: Dumbas Tyler is here. We got bored, we got Menji.
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  Speaker 4: We got the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
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  Speaker 4: you can send us a text over to two two
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  Speaker 4: nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So, uh, what is your least favorite day of the week, because,
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  Speaker 4: like yet, for me, it was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you hate Tuesdays.
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  Speaker 4: I hate me a Tuesday. Tuesday is the worst but
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  Speaker 4: least favorite day of the week.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's cliche. Probably Monday.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of a close second would be like a Sunday evening.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Wednesday, actually really Wednesday, Yeah, just because it's
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  Speaker 6: in the middle.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're like, I already did this, I already have
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  Speaker 7: this to go.
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  Speaker 1: I think minus Thursday, because on Wednesday I'm looking for
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  Speaker 1: it to the weekend, and then on Thursday, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: it's not Friday, Thursday, Thursday more than Friday. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: am indestructible on a Thursday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, try and get me down exactly.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's kind kind of like, would you rather
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  Speaker 5: have yourself going on vacation tomorrow or be kind of
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  Speaker 5: halfway through vacation already, right, Like, the anticipation for Friday
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  Speaker 5: is fun.
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  Speaker 4: So here's the normal by the numbers on it. Right, So,
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  Speaker 4: in no surprise, forty nine percent of people overall said
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  Speaker 4: their least favorite day Monday. Yeah, okay, well Monday is
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  Speaker 4: so hated that even thirty nine percent of people who
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  Speaker 4: are retired say that Monday sucks. I know how they
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  Speaker 4: don't even go to work anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Saturday when you're retired.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, now, I've heard a number of retired people say that,
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  Speaker 4: and that sounds pretty great.
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  Speaker 1: Every day is Saturday. It's the best.
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  Speaker 4: So the other days in order of popularity. Okay, so
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  Speaker 4: you've got Saturday that's the favorite. Eighty three percent that
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  Speaker 4: they have a favorable view of Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best day.
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  Speaker 4: So that's that's even more popular than Friday, because Friday
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  Speaker 4: you did have to work Saturday, right, Yeah, yeah, so
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  Speaker 4: eighty two percent, but close Friday. Sunday third favorite day
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  Speaker 4: with seventy eight percent.
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  Speaker 5: Should they need to stop calling it Sunday Funday? It's
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  Speaker 5: like Sunday Sunday depression.
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  Speaker 8: Scarily, the morning is fun Sday, Suggie Day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pre Friday, Thursdays or next on the list, followed
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  Speaker 4: by Wednesday, followed by Tuesday, followed by Monday. So it
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  Speaker 4: goes in order like least favorite Monday, then Tuesday, then Wednesday,
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  Speaker 4: then Thursday, but then Sunday, Friday, Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Got it interest to the favorites, to the favorites.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, man, for the last few weeks, just every Tuesday,
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was Wednesday. Oh everyday Friday, and this
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  Speaker 5: has been happening for weeks. Yeah, that sucks.
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  Speaker 1: I hate that one. That Wednesday ahead. Yeah, that uh,
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  Speaker 1: that blows.
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  Speaker 4: There was there was some story, you know, so you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're working everything else, but still better than this guy's day.
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  Speaker 4: Sixty one year old worker. He was at a Ford
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  Speaker 4: plant and all Ohio, and he was working on this
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  Speaker 4: press machine and doing some routine maintenance. It suddenly malfunctioned.
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  Speaker 4: It turned on and it pinned him. The emergency crewis
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  Speaker 4: they were able to get him unpinned. They took him
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  Speaker 4: to the hospital and then he died there shortly after.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so he does something just turned on, yeah function,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it is a malfunky.
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  Speaker 4: He was doing maintenance on it, so I'm sure like
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  Speaker 4: the power wasn't like completely cut to it. He was
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  Speaker 4: probably had it opened up and the things.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, those industrial accidents are the scariest, like when
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  Speaker 5: people have you seen the videos of people getting wrapped
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  Speaker 5: up in like fabric machines. Oh yeah, yeah, oh's so scary.
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  Speaker 4: Police have looked into the death. They said it was
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  Speaker 4: just an industrial accident, but they've got the local OSHA
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  Speaker 4: branch handling the investigation. A horrific industrial accident quote unquote.
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  Speaker 4: It's been the see so as as bad as your day,
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  Speaker 4: yeah or your week might be going.
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  Speaker 1: Always had an issue with the name OSHA. Always thought
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  Speaker 1: it would be something that would be like overseeing ships.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes.
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  Speaker 1: Sense, the official ship over Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: National Safety and Health Administrator.
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  Speaker 1: This ship is not up to code.
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  Speaker 5: My dad's best friend has one arm because he lost
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  Speaker 5: the other arm in a farming accident.
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  Speaker 4: I shook some dude's hand the other day and I
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  Speaker 4: could tell by the handshake that he's missing his ring
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  Speaker 4: finger or like like like it's partially there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, like he he lost it at the
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  Speaker 1: big knuckle.
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  Speaker 9: Did he do that.
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  Speaker 1: Little thing when he rubbed the inside of your palm? No,
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  Speaker 1: so backfilled it like in like middle school, high school
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  Speaker 1: or whatever we got.
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  Speaker 10: I forgot about that.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't that like a that was that was like a signal? Right?
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  Speaker 10: Did to What was that all about?
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  Speaker 4: It was like you wanted to either make out or
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  Speaker 4: do something that was something naughty or it was just
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  Speaker 4: to be funny, right, Well, yeah, if he did, it's
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  Speaker 4: your buddy because of what it was supposed to me,
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  Speaker 4: and that's why it was funny sexual.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's too. Yeah, let's bring that back.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on everybody at Menace?
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  Speaker 8: Yes tomorrow March twenty six, myself, Bort and Vaughn we're
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  Speaker 8: gonna be in Echo Park at twenty one thirty four
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  Speaker 8: West Sunset, that's twenty one thirty four West Sunset from
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  Speaker 8: noon to two pm, doing a bunch of giveaways with
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  Speaker 8: the Habit celebrating their partnership with the Dodgers. You're not
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you there.
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  Speaker 8: But in the meantime, keeping joining the Woody Show podcast, beinis.
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  Speaker 1: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying
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  Speaker 1: time Woody Show. You know it makes me so happy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have a oscar stuff in my algorithm. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I did see how this year's Oscars had the
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  Speaker 1: lowest ratings in years only seventeen point nine million people
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  Speaker 1: tuned in. Made me happy to award shows in general
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  Speaker 1: not pulling like they used to. The Grammys dropped to
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  Speaker 1: fourteen million yeah, the Golden Globes had eight point seven million.
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  Speaker 1: I love to see it.
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  Speaker 7: We just don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah care.
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  Speaker 8: I think we're just in the clip generation. If it's good,
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  Speaker 8: we're just gonna watch the clip.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't find me later, I'll say this.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, the I caught an awards show by accident because
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  Speaker 11: they had the sag after the Actors Awards on Netflix,
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  Speaker 11: and just because it was on there, it popped right up,
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  Speaker 11: like Thursday Night Football. I'm not going to go lookut
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  Speaker 11: for Thursday Football because it's on Amazon. It just happens
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  Speaker 11: to beans are. I think that'll boost the quote rating
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  Speaker 11: is when they streams.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I just heard something about how, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the traditional celebrity is dead. There are people that you've
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  Speaker 4: heard of, but the idea of like the the traditional
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  Speaker 4: celebrity is really I mean there are some it's just
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  Speaker 4: not what it was and it's not looked at the
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  Speaker 4: same because it's just people of no real note who
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  Speaker 4: are just doing things that get attention for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't necessarily make them talented or celebrity. It just makes
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  Speaker 4: them knows, you know, like for.
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  Speaker 5: A different reasons. Mots Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So many more levels of quote fame, like the person
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  Speaker 1: who's now a meme is considered a quote celebrity celebrity,
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  Speaker 1: you know, as opposed to the old timey traditional Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: star star Ye me.
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  Speaker 5: Se best mentioned Amazon. So I took your movie advice
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  Speaker 5: and wanted to see Sue. I gotta say I loved it.
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  Speaker 5: Very violent, but insanely violent, which ruled I love that wood.
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  Speaker 5: I think you would love it too. Yes, there's a
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  Speaker 5: huge fantasy element at the end, but it was still
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  Speaker 5: very very enjoyable.
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  Speaker 11: Right right, right right, Because it's supposed to be about again,
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  Speaker 11: about a finish gold mining gold miner who has had
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  Speaker 11: his gold stolen by the Nazis at the end of
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  Speaker 11: World War Two and he was not having it.
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  Speaker 5: That sounds like a mad la It's highly unreal, but
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  Speaker 5: it's so good.
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  Speaker 4: And dude, you know what I completely forgot was just
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  Speaker 4: released the Peaky Blinders movie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really the theater. I thought that was months
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  Speaker 1: Ye talked about it was supposed to be the twenty
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  Speaker 1: third Okay, yeah, because the trailer alone was awesome, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, the trailer was great, and you know what
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  Speaker 1: reminded me of it was Bert Kreischer did a video.
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  Speaker 1: He was in the car with his wife Leanne and
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  Speaker 1: uh they were talking about the Peaky Blinders movie, and
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  Speaker 1: he was promising her that he wasn't going to watch
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  Speaker 1: it before they could watch together. Very nice, because that's
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  Speaker 1: that's show cheating. I swear, Yeah, yeah, exactly. My wife
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  Speaker 1: and I right now don't have anything like that. There's
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  Speaker 1: not a yeah, we don't have anything that.
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  Speaker 4: We share like as far as like shows or in
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  Speaker 4: other words, like there's nothing that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, your taste don't really match, right, Would she like
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  Speaker 5: the pit? Does she like violence?
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  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, Like, I watched Breaking Bad way
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  Speaker 4: before she did, and I said, you would really like
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  Speaker 4: this show, and she's like, I don't know, because she
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  Speaker 4: doesn't like a lot of violent stuff. She was she
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  Speaker 4: was thinking like I was gonna be too violent, But
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  Speaker 4: then she watched Breaking Bad and it was one of
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  Speaker 4: her favorite shows of all time. So it's it's and
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  Speaker 4: I told you so, But nothing that we got to
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  Speaker 4: watch together.
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  Speaker 7: But you didn't do a rewatch with her, like every
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  Speaker 7: episode she watched.
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  Speaker 4: It was a very short season. But Bird Show, sure free.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here's one we might like we watched.
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  Speaker 4: We watched that together and by the way, congratulations to
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  Speaker 4: u Bert Kreuscher, because there is gonna be a season.
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  Speaker 1: Two yeah of Free Bird.
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  Speaker 8: He's gonna have to wear a fat sue for that
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  Speaker 8: because he's so skinny.
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  Speaker 1: Now, okay, so skinny, yeah, or skinnier. He's way scarier.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, like.
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  Speaker 12: Greg is so skinny? No, I think it's look at
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  Speaker 12: look at all the look at all the comments on
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  Speaker 12: our videos. Bert is not a short guy. He's a
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  Speaker 12: he's a big kids. So I think he's down sixty
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  Speaker 12: plus pounds. Yeah, he's like two, just like two, maybe
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  Speaker 12: under two twenty now he's.
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  Speaker 1: Under two twenty. Yeah, yeah, he's super. Have you seen him?
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  Speaker 1: He's skinny?
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  Speaker 7: Does he look like swolled up like muscly?
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's under two twenty. Yeah, alright, I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: he might have to wear a fattooed or like have
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  Speaker 1: to write it into the show on why he's so skinny.
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  Speaker 1: Well he could do that, babe. Yeah, yep.
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  Speaker 11: He posted something he's in the a.
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  Speaker 1: Few days ago.
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  Speaker 11: He posted a photo he's sitting there with some those
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  Speaker 11: penns players. He's in Pittsburgh and yeah, he says, whatever
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  Speaker 11: you do do not one of my abs and.
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  Speaker 7: He's kind of right.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a real picture on the right.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I I just pulled up Burt Kreser skinny.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 1: I also saw, by the way, I also saw a
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  Speaker 1: video of the Canadian Airlines plane crashing into the fire truck,
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  Speaker 1: which was just the fire truck that looks like from
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  Speaker 1: your firehouse down the street, not an airport fire truck.
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  Speaker 1: And the was he ripped off.
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  Speaker 4: There's been a lot of those, like whenever there's a
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  Speaker 4: news story that happened, somebody plugs it into AI and
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  Speaker 4: they came up these really ridiculus almost cartoonish looking.
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  Speaker 1: Like that looks cartoonish. That looks yeah, but I'm telling you, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's way The other one looks like he was Vince
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  Speaker 1: from Shred. He's not.
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  Speaker 8: He's not drinking right now. He's gonna start drinking again,
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  Speaker 8: he said in July. He's not drinking right now with kids.
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  Speaker 8: He had a blood clot so he can't drink it
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  Speaker 8: all Jesus, So he's just being way like crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not drinking right now because I'm at work again.
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  Speaker 8: Man, it's what you got well, I mean I haven't
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  Speaker 8: watched it yet, but available now is the hand of
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  Speaker 8: Montana twentieth anniversary special.
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch it? No?
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  Speaker 8: No, no butt, but the whole family showed up except
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  Speaker 8: for Billy Ray.
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  Speaker 1: If I haven't watched the Picky Blinders movie.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if it bobbed up. Yeah, maybe they're kids.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know, but Billy Ray did not show up
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  Speaker 8: for the premiere for it. I guess he's just too
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  Speaker 8: busy hanging out with Elizabeth Hurle.
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  Speaker 1: We just listened to his voice and he sounded like
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  Speaker 1: he was dead something. Something's very wrong with him. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, maybe too much banging. He was a masked singer, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and his voice was awful.
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  Speaker 7: I just saw. I don't know how it found me,
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  Speaker 7: but an instagram of I guess his girl, his ex girlfriend,
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  Speaker 7: maybe possibly secretly taping him. Maybe it was fake, but
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  Speaker 7: he's screaming at her in a very guttural voice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're so selfish. He's not doing very well. Billy Ray,
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  Speaker 1: Cyrus take Holls to town Road. I'm going that's not right. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is him doing.
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  Speaker 2: Like that.
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  Speaker 1: If you encourage about keep going.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, that's what he's sounded like in this video where she's.
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  Speaker 1: Something is wrong. I just don't you don't understand. And
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  Speaker 1: that's back when he had Vince from v shred Abs
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  Speaker 1: right back in the day. Yeah, I don't, I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Montana, well did you watch that? You were? You
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  Speaker 1: were a Hannah Montana?
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  Speaker 10: Miley Cyrus is my number one of all time?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I love it. I'm the rappers Migos made
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  Speaker 1: a song about him, made a song. Okay, did you
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  Speaker 1: hear that?
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  Speaker 7: Here was the height of Hannah Montana? Because this was
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  Speaker 7: never on reader, I must have always been.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, I plate on earth.
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  Speaker 14: It was probably two thousand and three, two thousand and four.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what she was asking, like, what year would
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  Speaker 1: that again? Well, it's the twentieth anniversary, so.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because it makes sense. Yeah, we could we
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  Speaker 4: could do that very basic man. Yeah, yeah, to be fair,
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  Speaker 4: we could have I don't my substraction?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: All right, time for your birthdays show, We're gonna it's sugar,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna sit. She was like, it's sugar, and you
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  Speaker 1: know we don't do.
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  Speaker 9: Now.
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  Speaker 4: Menace handed me a ton of jokes for today's birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Here comes the birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Girl, all right on our way. That's Menasi's joke, not mine.
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  Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker mine sixty one years old today. Your
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  Speaker 1: words on horse years though it's an old horse. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not what you got. I made a pack not to
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  Speaker 1: say anything. He wanted me to say, Hey, yes, he
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  Speaker 1: was birthday. I would not do that. I'm surprised you
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  Speaker 1: even read those food. That's so rude, dude. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it. She can't blow her
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  Speaker 1: candles until they take the bit out of their mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Remember ever saying that Ryan's so yeah weird yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: that you can lead a Sarah Jessica Parker to water,
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  Speaker 4: but you can't make her try. No, Like you went
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  Speaker 4: to go look at cars and you wanted to know
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  Speaker 4: how many Sarah Jessica Parker power.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, man, weird, No reason for that called Elton.
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  Speaker 4: John is seventy nine years old today, guys Wow. Dannic
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  Speaker 4: and Patrick the Auto Racing Superstar is forty four. Lark
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  Speaker 4: Boardhees from Saved by the Bell. Lisa is fifty two,
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  Speaker 4: comedian and actress from Parks and rec and Zoo, Too Open,
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  Speaker 4: a Whole much More. Jenny Slate is forty four. Lisa
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  Speaker 4: Gay Hamilton first of All Hamilton is sixty two. You
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  Speaker 4: got Marcia Cross who was on Desperate Housewives. She is
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  Speaker 4: sixty four. Brenda Strong, she's the narrator for Desperate Housewives.
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  Speaker 4: You remember had the there was the Dead Housewife that
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  Speaker 4: was always narrating Mary Alice whatever. Yeah, right, but she
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  Speaker 4: was she was Unsinfeld as Sue Ellen, right, Ellen Elaine's
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: bradless rival. Yeah, and then she just wears the She
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: was the heir of the o Henry Kenny bar Fortune.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Brenda Strong is sixty six. You got Heywood Nelson, Dwayne
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: What's happening? Who's sixty six? And today's part on birthday
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: is Valentina Sierra and Today's birthday milk. She's got on
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: her back more than a spring break sunbather. She's been
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: in one hundred and forty one fine films, including Skinny
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Cougar Show, She's Still Got It. Also Granny Threesome Without
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Their Husbands. She was in Dirty Bitch Banged and Sewage.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: In SUI who selects that title? Yeah that sounds good.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Who's feeling all like, you know, sexy? And she was
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: in Glory Whole Disaster, And then she was in some
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: veggie themed films.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Menace. You know how much you love veggie. She was
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: in Massive Zucchini Oral. She was in anal massacre with
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: the giant egg plant.
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: Those are big.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Oh here's one not veggie theme. She was
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: in Mega Solami massacre. Big fan of the massacre.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, then, who can forget her unforgettable and experienced roadside whore.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Oh Valentina Sierra, who's forty nine years old today and
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: at your Porto birthday, your celebrity birthday is and that
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: along with.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: A lot of really inappropriate jokes on behalf of menace.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: He just gave me another one. Did so rude?
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: He said that Sarah Jessica Parker tripped and said I've
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: fallen and I can't get you up, and.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Mis remembering that she's so pretty. She hasn't me. It's
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: not just gunning, I know, getting that'd be these guys,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: not me on birthdays up.
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: Oh man, you.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Guys are brutal. Yeah, she's so mad about these jokes.
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I said that she could throw a shoe good and
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: then we said we say more and she said, no, no,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: it's a birthday. She's not long in the two just
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: because of our Yeah, look, we can all meet up
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: with her later and we can apologize. We whether just
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: track down her carriage in Central Park, right, And what
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: he wants to watch peek blinders And you said she
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: needs to be wearing blinders. Oh my god, mess, wow show.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. No one knows
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: what it means. But it's for fuck's show. People going,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: hey man, it's how about a today in history?
• 19:50
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Love it? It was today in nineteen fifty four, okay,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: the first consumer oriented color television went on. It's weird
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: made by RCA. How much did it sell for when
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: it first hit the market fifty four, nineteen fifty Wow,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: two hundred fifty bucks, two hundred and fifty bucks, three
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: hundred eighty seven dollars eighty seven bucks. The first consumer
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: oriented color television by RCA when it came out today
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: in nineteen fifty four, went for one thousand, two hundred dollars.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: That's a million dollars. Oh my wow. Well you remember
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: like how much they were charging the man, when was
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: that like two thousand and four or two thousand and
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: five for like flat panel like that plasmas there were
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: the flat screens. Yeah, but I had a friend, like
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: thirty two inch one flat one like three grand.
• 20:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that'd be about fifteen grand today, tew dollars, which
• 20:50
  Speaker 11: is people.
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: I never researched this, but Woody and Greg and I
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: we all worked on a street where they had a
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: plaque and it was in front of the building and
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: it was where the electric television was invented.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I go, what was it? Not elect.
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: Because there was that plaque where we were like right
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: next door. And then at the end of the street
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: there was another plaque and it said where the the
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: what was it slot machine was invented. There's a lot
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: of inventions on the street, and the invention of the
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: Woody Show show.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: As you know today, it's where they were and Levi's headquarters. Yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: oh yeah true.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Today, March twenty fifth is International Waffle Day. It's World
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Retrospective Day, man Tea Appreciation Day. It's a little red
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: wagon day. I had two boys and kind of too
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: old to do this, uh.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Dragon a red wagon around the neighborhood selling lemonade door
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: to door. But they were now they were too old
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Tager.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I would say, probably.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Twelve, that's too old. Yeah, Like lemonade stands are supposed
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: to be like seven year olds.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and lemonade like in a like in a mason jar. Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Like, well no, because I saw they had all their
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: stuff in the wagon like kind of like behind made
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: to order, but they came to the door holding two
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: sized cups. Would you like to buy lemonade?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And he said usually usually I say absolutely.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Because usually little girls are a little boy like you know,
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: seven eight years old. He's like twelve year olds.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: In the wagon with like peach buzz.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: I've never heard of a door to door lemonade salesman.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is which is convenient. But I'm already at
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: my house.
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: I can get lemonade.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Remember when Medas was on that wagon kicks, I still.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Got a wagon. I got a new one because I
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: broke mine. But what do you use it for? Again?
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: Just taking stuff out of the car into the house.
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: And it's good for you when you live in an apartment.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: But you leave it in the car.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okrunk and then you just yeah, get the wagon,
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: bring it down to the car.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I stays in the car. All these wagon logistics related.
• 22:52
  Speaker 11: I was behind a wagon lady at Trader Joe's just
• 22:55
  Speaker 11: the other day. Menace the Great soulmate because she lived
• 22:58
  Speaker 11: in an apartment nearby and that was what she did.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Today's National Lobster Newburgh Day. What's Lobster Newburgh? I have
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: to google that?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: And the longest holiday name day. Today is International Day
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Slave Trade Day. I feel like there's been a lot
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: of those lately, those big long almost like at the
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: disco album titles.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: Lobster Newburgh kind of looks like kind of looks like
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: chicken pot pie with.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: Like a biscuit and it kind of looks like about
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: stuff you're eating at Power Slap.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: Somebody somebody posted something online I saw yesterday. But they're
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: talking about shrink flation and how it's hit the cheddar
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Bay biscuits at Red Lobster. They're looking mega tiny now
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: mega tiny. H Gregory, what were you saying? You had
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: something about Jason Biggs in the interview.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: He was doing so.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I don't listen to podcasts, but when like a celebrity
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: is on a podcast, what they talked about usually make
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: some news.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I can get like a little clip to pops up right.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: So Jason Biggs, who was in American Pie, was talking
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: to the guy from Boy Meets World. He has this
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: podcast called pod meets World. Yes, I don't know what
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: it is. That's correct, And they were talking about the
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: famous scene in American Pie where he's having sex with
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: the apple pie, right, which kind of innocuous we all know,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: and did you ever say no?
• 24:21
  Speaker 13: Wow?
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: So Jason Biggs is told that real sex in real
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: life feels like you're making love to you.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: What does it feel like a pie? A warm apple pie?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Like a vagina feels like a warm apple pie.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, So there's this scene where he's trying it at
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: home and then his dad played by Eugene Levy, walks
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: in on him. And I never gave this a second thought.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: But American Pie was rated R based on the number
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: of thrust he did into the pie. So two for
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: us is rated ARE but three would have made it
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: NC seventeen.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Because there's so many there's so many rules with that,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and you can use something like dad. There's like a
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: number of like of how the rady to hear the clip?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: You have multiple NC seventeen. And the way we got
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: it down finally to an R rating was the number
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: of thrusts into the pie that was the big fight.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It wasn't over f wards.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: You know, there's the standards like you're.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Allowed however three or whatever.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the number of thrusts into the pie.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: And so it was started here and it ultimately came
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: down to because I guess two thrusts is an R,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: but three thrust is an MT seventeen.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Am oh, you know what.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: That's so amazing. And then they apparently rehearsed it where
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: that's a rule. He set the pie on the counter
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: and was like, you know, on top of it, and
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: that got an NC seventeen and then he stood up
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: and had it over him and that got another part.
• 25:43
  Speaker 11: Guys said that the same problem with Team America with
• 25:44
  Speaker 11: their puppets. Yeah, and these are all the stories we'll
• 25:48
  Speaker 11: be telling our kids and they're like, what are what
• 25:50
  Speaker 11: are movie ratings?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Because no one's gonna care anymore.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Kelly Osborne has split with her fiance and baby daddy
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: said Wilson slipped non.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, she fell between some couch questions the elevator
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: door and then did menace right these too.
• 26:10
  Speaker 13: Elevator shot.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: This is tear with his jokes this morning.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: But when you want to be skinny, how great is
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: it that people are making those jokes about.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, former Home Improvement star Zachary Tye Bryant, he's been
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: sentenced nineteen months in prison, say it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: But he needs it so like for real, for real? Yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I mean that might end up being six or seven months,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: but yeah, not like yeah, it's like weird pounding the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: behind kind of prison.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: Right, He's not too far gone. They he can sill
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: rub well, it's just just realize this issue.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Travis Kelsey has officially re signed with the Kansas City Chiefs.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: A bachelorette contestant reportedly asked Taylor Frankie Paul, you know
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: the girl that they uh you know, was supposed to
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: be the bachelorette and then they scrapped.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: The whole thing.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: This contestant reportedly asked about the domestic violence arrest during
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: one of their one on one dates, and she flew
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: into a rage. You may I never see that though,
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: because I'm sure that footage will never Yeah, she stays
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: on brand, she does, she does, And I thought this
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: was interesting, speaking of getting skinnier or whatever.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: The first trailer for the live action.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Molwana remakes and the rock who does look different? Yes,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: these days he wore a full body muscle suit to
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: achieve Maui's beef here physique.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah or something like that. No, apparently he wore a
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: full uscle suit, like when the Rock has to wear
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: a muscle suit.
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's weird. You know, things have changed, long flowing
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: fabio wig.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Isn't that weird?
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: The hair is one thing, but yeah, when the Rock,
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: who's one of the largest dudes ever.
• 27:52
  Speaker 10: I just saw him in The Smashing Machine. Yeah, new
• 27:55
  Speaker 10: movie it he looks good.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Now that's the Wanster. He's huge. But wait, the Smashing Machine.
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: That's the way he always you always argued this playing
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: with me, and I'm like, no, dude, he's like not
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: skinny in the movie, right, Yeah at the end towards
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: the end he is.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: But the in the movie is massive. Yeah, it's like bigger,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: the biggest he's ever been. What I'm saying is is
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: that when he while he was filming that was that
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: when he lost the weight. After that, he's been like
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: incredibly scary. He bulked up to play the guy boss
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: to play he lost.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: The weight for a movie called Chicken Man.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: So that makes sense, like sixty pounds, that makes sense.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Six he's not super skinny for a thing called the
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: smashing machine.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: I've been trying to argue, Yeah, he's his role is
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: the chicken Man. In an upcoming film Lizard Music.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Four, Wooding said, it's a text over to two to
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: nine eight seven or what he shows next?
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: Hang on? So what do you do over there?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: You right in another new aum. Yeah, in sensitivity training
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: for a politically correct world. Welcome to it. It's the
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Woodie Show. I'm Woody. That's great. Good, Yeah, Hi, we
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: got menace?
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: What is that?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Woody Jinia grad is here? Tree Bass?
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Sammy Morgan phones open eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Text CHECKCN over to two two nine eight seven. Let's
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: see what's happening out there trending news headlines.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: Well, we've got some new details about that plane crash
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: at LaGuardia. So the NTSB says that the runway safety
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: system that lets controllers track surface movement of planes and
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: vehicles didn't alert anyone when the accident happened, and the
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: fire truck also didn't have one of these transponders on
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: it like most of the vehicles do, so ATC had
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: no way of knowing exactly where it even was. And
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: on top of that, only two air traffed And now
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: I want to get your opinion on this one. Ready,
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: only two air traffic controllers were working that night, but
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: LaGuardia says that standard operating procedure for the midnight shift.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes when the traffic's lower, they'll have you know,
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: a controller who's doing both the ground operations and clearing
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: people for takeoffs and landings and.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Two but not very old time. It just depends, well,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: it depends on how much traffic they got going on.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: They though that they have been complaining for years understaffing. Yeah, exactly.
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: Well, the investigation is still going on. Officials are looking
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: at looking into if either the plane or truck even
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: saw each other before the accident happened, and like Mena said,
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: if that's enough. Air traffic controller.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Invisibility is somewhat of an issue, especially at night. You know,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: all the lights, because there's all the lights that are
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: on the ground to indicate you know, taxiways and runways
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: and just say there airport lighting, not to mention you know,
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: there's the planes that are coming in, there's the trucks
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: on the ground. But they're talking about that transponder thing.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: It's a system called ADSB and so all planes have it,
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: and you're supposed to have it on and activate it
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: so that the tower can see from wherever you push
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: from the gate to you know, where you are in
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: the air. And so all the vehicles that are on
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: the property should also, like again, they're right, they should
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: have those things because the system will go, oh, these
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: two things are there's a there's a chance of a collision,
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: and it will automatically get the controller's attention even if
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: he's not, you know, picking up on it on his own.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: Because I can only imagine this one air traffic controller
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: is going to be haunted for the rest of his
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you don't. You don't recover from that. Yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: But speaking of that, what you did play us the
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: other day some audio of you flying sounded profession Well.
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: There's a.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Thing.
• 31:35
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it didn't sound like you.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: It sounded so I think it's just because how it
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: sounds through a headset, like.
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: But that's the thing.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: You are super cat scared f N.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: It's not a clear microphone like you have on you
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: know here on the radio.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: It sounded like flying sounds like like a weird like.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: A drive through microphone.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: Right right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: It's a cool app. It's a really cool app. So
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I use the app a lot just to hear the
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: you know, radio tower stuff. So like when I was
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: going to Nashville, I knew exactly why we were delayed
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: so long, and I heard what they were telling us
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: in the cabin and they were giving you like a
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: very generic thing in the cabin. But I knew exactly
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: what was going on because I was listening to the
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: to the to the radio. They are yeah, they kind
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: of were, well they it was lying by.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: It was lying by what they call it, right exactly.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: In the control tower, the air traffic control tower. Is
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: it still old timing where they have like these physical
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: plastic things that they lift and put in plate orders
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: like plates?
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it depends on most I think yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I think that's very still calm. They could they print
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: out like it's like a slip of paper. They'll print
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: it out as you report in. And then they have
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: all the different planes of their work.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Jewel case for a c I there's there's the digital
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: you know obviously, like the radar and stuff like that.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: They can see. I haven't been up into a tower
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: in a long time. I really want to go and
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: check it out again. Uncle.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: He was there to controller forever. We got to retire
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: early though, so probably been updated.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: But the apps are cool, man, because you can you
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: can hear what's going on. Yeah, and you know exactly
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: when you're leaving.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: You But if we had the app, would we understand
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: what was going on?
• 33:14
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Enough, because if you can identify, like I was on
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Delta flight eight ninety three, and so they'll go Delta
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: eight ninety three and they'll they're telling them whatever they're
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: going to do, it's going to be about another five
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: to ten minutes.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: We're just waiting on X Y Z. Okay, cool, all right,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: we'll tell the passengers it's weather whatever. Yeah, they got
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: on the horn in the cabin. They go, well, we're
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: just waiting some paperwork.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, what happened was what happened was they
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: lost their window and so they had to refile a
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: flight plan right and then get another new window. And
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: in that time, there are ground operations people, the people
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: who actually like drive the little trucks that push the
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: planes away from the gate. They had no they had
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: to go handle another flight because they have a schedule.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: To tell people this, they went over the wait aggravating.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: They went over there and then that flight got a
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: little bit delayed. They had to hang out over there.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: So then in that time we were waiting for them
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: to come back just to push the plane was ready
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, that's how he pushed the plane away
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: from the gate. Oh, they lost their window again, had
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: to file another flight plan and get another.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: So we spent from the time we got on the plane.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: So we pushed back from the gate two hours and
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: twenty minutes sitting bill. No, it was because of all
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: that stuff.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: It's a paperwork, right, I don't know.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: It all started with the first officer, the co pilot guy.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: He was late getting in from another flight and so
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: he's running through the airport to get to this flight.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: They can't just sub in some rando in the pilot's lounge.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so if you really want to know what's going, okay,
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: listen to the and I think it's kind of fun
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: to listen to that stuff.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I love that. Well, robot umpires are making their
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: way to the majors, but they're not replacing anyone just yet,
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: so the human umps will still call balls and strikes,
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: but now teams can challenge up to two calls a
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: game and have a computer system double check everything. So
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: the tech uses cameras to track each pitch and show
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: whether it was actually a ballorous strike and the only
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: people who can ask for a review are the picture
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: catcher or batter. And it's fast too, it only takes
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: like ten or fifteen seconds.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I wish they would do it for all of the calls, Like,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: don't even left, Like, just have it so you know
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: it looks the same. So have a guy, the guy
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: standing in there, guy and he's got the ear piece
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: in and it makes the signal. Yeah, and he just
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: makes the signal.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: It makes people feel better because it's like when they
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: first rolled out way Moo's and stuff, they still had
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: the driver sitting behind the wheel even though they weren't
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: doing anything to.
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: Freak everybody out.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Feel better.
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: But this is cool too. The system adjust the strike
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: zone based on how tall everybody is, so it's tailored
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: to every batter, so it's way better.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's cool.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: This mom near Kansas City recently bought a barbie at
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: a discount store and she was pretty shocked when she
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: opened it. She found a big package of fentanyl. Hiding
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: in the box. Yeah, the lady says, when her husband
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: opened it, it's a big puff of white powder just
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: burst out. And cops confirmed that fentanyl had been taped
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: inside the back of a bunch of doll package. But
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: they didn't mess with the dolls themselves, just the packaging.
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: Cops say five barbies were affected and now all of
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: them have been recovered. No injuries, no high kids have
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: been reported. But yeah, find another place to stash your drugs.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I'll put fentanyl on the same list as crypto.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: I just don't get it.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Don't get it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: We weren't taught that one grain of sand of fentanyl
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: will kill you if you're just near it in the room.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Now proof of fentanyl, Oh yeah, and it was good
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: and your kids survives.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just the concentration.
• 36:29
  Speaker 9: I guess.
• 36:30
  Speaker 16: Well.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: A jury has found that Meta failed to warn users
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: about the dangers on its platforms and protect children from predators.
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: So that decision means that for the first time, Meta
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: has been held accountable in this jury trial for those issues,
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: and they're ordered to pay three hundred and seventy five
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: million dollars to the state of New Mexico. The trial
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: lasted for about six weeks, and Meta says they're going
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: to appeal, and not just appeal, by the way. A
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: spokesperson for them said they will quote continue to defend
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: ourselves vigorously, and we remain confident in our record of
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: protecting teens online. So taking this way more seriously. And
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: spring breakers in Florida are going to get arrested for
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: too much twerking at any big beach party. It's like
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: Jellos totally foot It's not fair, Yes, exactly. Cops broke
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: up one of the parties where people were talking. They
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: broke it up with pepper spray and paintball guy. Come yey,
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: well I'll tell you why. So they're trying to clean
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: things up after years of parties that get out of control,
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: and they've even put out other rules to no drinking
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: on the beach, no coolers, any strict eight pm curfew
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: you know for those party nights. The cops are aware
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: that tworking isn't against the law, by the way, but
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: they did say that it leads to bigger issues. You guys,
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: it's a gateway. Yeah, they're trying to get out ahead
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: of any problems.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Well, is it like Jamaican style working because that can
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: get well, that's.
• 37:51
  Speaker 10: Way hotter than I mean, you're basically banging.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much exactly.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Does Google major laser. Yeah, it's nuts.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: I went to spring Break in Florida once and I
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: remember being very scared of getting arrested because they are
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: really strict, like you're on the beach if you have
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: any type of container in your I mean really like
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: not twenty one.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they really cleaned up Miami because Miami was just
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: getting insane.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think the resident's want of that. But
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: what about have a suit of kids still go to
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: have a side?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean.
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: Well, schools are catching on to all the way. Students
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: are turning in this like picture perfect work, but they
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: of course find out that it's written by AI, so
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: some of them are taking a different approach and menace.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: I'd like to know how you'd feel about this if
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: your teacher popped this on you. So, for instance, college
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: professors at Cornell are making students explain their work out
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: loud in what they call an oral defense, saying you
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: won't be able to AI your way through an oral exam.
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: You know, Greg always says that to you The whole
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: reason for this is that students are turning in this
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: great looking work and they can't explain any of it.
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: So teachers are worried that they're losing thinking skills. And
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: as one professor put it, I don't trust written assignments
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: anymore to be the result of actual thinking.
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: True, but I think they're going to are a pre
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: excuse that they have anxiety from public speaking.
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: That's why you're in school. They can practice that stuff. Yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: but you're still going to have to go to an
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: interview at some point. You're going to have to interact
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: with people, and I think I think that's way more
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: important too.
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: Anyways, Yeah, did everyone have to take a speech class?
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 39:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what I thought.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, Well, this video has gone viral of some
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: squirrels trying to party a little too hard in England.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: I don't you've seen it, but the squirrels hop on
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: a fence post and they immediately begin just like gnawing
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: at the tip of a vape pen that they found
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: around Greg squirrel. No, it's not just this video. Other
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: videos are popping up on social media showing squirrels doing
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: the same thing. It's not the nicotine. You guys, it's
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: the fruity sense. That's what the squirrels are getting into.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Its loves.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it smells of the fruit. It smells really fruity
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: and delicious, and.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: So they think it's real.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: And they also added that people please hold on to
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: your empty vapes until you can put it in a
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: safe trash, can you know, to keep the wildlife from
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: getting into they want to give it to. Who doesn't
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: want the fruity flavor?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: That's so cute.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: That's what's going on with.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: You want to hear a couple of let's say, yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: let's island all right, so we got that Zulu. Yeah,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: here's picture. See okay, you.
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: Have victor victors, we have picture.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Victim matureway.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, here the island way.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: It's I mean, as long as they can understand, I'm
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: just telling the tower what approach we're on. That's the thing.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: It's not because they basically can't hear it because the
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: radios are.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: So super busy, there's so much traffic, there were so
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: many things going on, it's like no wasting time. Be
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: quick to tell them what you tell them exactly what
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: you mean.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: Wouldn't you think they'd be working on the clarity of
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: those mics. Yeah, is that the safety issue?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: You can hear? Okay? Yeah, If I was king of
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: the airport, I would for the airport to annunciate.
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but to show.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Hi, welcome back. It's officially baseball season.
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: Sweet.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: So how much does it cost a family of four
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: to go to a Major League Baseball game?
• 41:42
  Speaker 13: Here we go four.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Like on average? Obviously there are some places that are
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: more expensive than others.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Some places that they need people to go, or the
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: teams I think exist.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: So this is for the cheapest available average across all
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: the home games, right, one parking lot pass to sixteen
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: ounce beers, two twenty ounce.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Sodas, and four hot dogs.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: So this would not include peanuts, cotton, candy, no merch, know, right,
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: just keeping things as a Yeah, So for a family
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: of four on average, how much would it cost to
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: go to a Major League baseball game in twenty twenty six.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: And do all that, I would say three hundred bucks.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Three hundred bucks. I was feeling three twenty five, three
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: twenty five four, go ahead.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: Four fifty two fifty.
• 42:31
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna say two hundred all.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Right, two hundred and twenty five dollars and ninety cents
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: all right. Now, the most expensive the Dodgers four hundred
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: and thirteen dollars. The rest of the top five most
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: expensive Red Sox. I'm surprised by this next one. The A's,
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Cubs and Giants.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Noey.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: But maybe maybe the A's because they're playing in a
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: place right now that the capacity is very low. It's
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: a small little it's a small little stadium. It's not
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: like a Major League Baseball stadium.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Still, though, I think as.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: It drives, then more demand because the tickets are you know,
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: there's fewer tickets.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: But anyway, the Miami Marlins that's the cheapest, one hundred
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: and fifty nine bucks for a family of four. The
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: rest of the five cheapest the Reds, the Cardinals at
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: one hundred and sixty five bucks, the Angels at one
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: hundred and sixty six bucks, and the Royals. The Chicago teams,
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: like the Cubs in the White Sox, they've got the
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: highest pricing for the parking. The Mets have the most
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: expensive soda, and the Washington Nationals they've got the highest
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: beer prices.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: Well, that makes sense because like in Wrigley, like you
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: lived in Chicago, Like, where the hell do you park?
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: Don't you just have to take the train.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Take I mean there are lots in and around, but yeah,
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: there's no like, yeah, it's like the stadium has a
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: big old parking right next to it or attached to
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: the garages and stuff.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: You just park in the neighborhood lots right and like you.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: And Greg noticed how many years ago when you went
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: to Kansas City. It's just in the middle of nowhere.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ahead, and there's a parking there, ballparking. Yeah,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: that was huge. That was fun.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Philadelphia has got their own you know area. I'm saying,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: like where all the stadiums are like sports complex.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Everything's right there, which is great.
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: And I'll say this at foodbeasts dot com they have
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: the list of like new food items that are available
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: at all these ballparks, and I think the Texas Rangers
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: have the best one. They have that twenty six inch
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: Burrito's amazing. Yeah, was there was just something I saw
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: about ballpark food. Yeah, about all the new ballpark food
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: this year.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a.
• 44:36
  Speaker 10: Ton Yeah, wait, how many toll tortillas two seats a little.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: More more than a custom tortillas I guess, is Tyler
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: still traveling around to different ballparks and stuff?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: How many of you? How many of the ballparks have
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: you hit so far? Because it wasn't it last year?
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Last year I had went to five. I've been to
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: ten out of the thirty. Oh so nice? Was that thirty?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I guess thirty? Don't ask me to ten thirty? Yeah?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: What wait? What what percentage would that be? Thirty three? Okay,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: right there you go. We should have asked three and
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: a third. Like it's like a four point that's like
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: all of them.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: I mean, I do want to try to go to
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: with Tyler, just to help him out with his bucket list,
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: and I just want to check it out. That the
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: Blue Jays one where you can try. Yeah, you can
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: stay in the stadium in a hotel.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. It's actually
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: not that expensive this tame. Yeah, like during a game,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: it's not expensive. Yeah, it's not that crazy.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: I would think, like a game day be pretty cheap,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: but that would I would never do it now because
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to be Manarexic. But that nine hot dogs
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: and nine beers, that sounds so easy to me.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Like three times. It sounds like the prettiest thing in
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: You have time to digest. It's yeah, slow games.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: So some of the ballparks have gotten in on that
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: and they do like a nine nine nine. But the
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: beers are tiny because they don't want to be over
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: serving you, right, I think, you know, and I think, uh,
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: there's something about like the hot dogs are.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't turn the thing off.
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: Going on?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, lord turn that of emergency.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: What So, Tyler, what's what's been your favorite ballpark of
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: all the ones you've gone to so far?
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: It's a tie between pet Co Park and San Diego
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: and P and C Park in Pittsburgh.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Those are awesome. Pn C I think is overall my
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: favorite park. Its first of all, it's pretty. It's also cheap.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: You can get a great seat at a cheap price
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: because it ain't nobody going to the games behind home
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: plate for like one hundred bucks. Yeah, dude, it's because
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Bob Nutting, the guy who owns the Pirates, he's a douchebag.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: He doesn't care about winning. He he doesn't spend any
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: money on the team, and he goes, he goes. Oh yeah,
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: it sucks for the fans because Pittsburgh such a great
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: sports town, you know, but like, you know, you give
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: fans no reason to vote or to root for your team.
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: Is it like the movie Major League where he wants
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: them to tank?
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: It doesn't want them the tank. He's just got no
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: reason to pay people because he's making money. So yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: so whatever, why spend money? Exactly right, And people go
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: he's one of the dudes at Yeah. And so people
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: go to the ballpark because it is beautiful. It's a
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: beautiful ballpark, and the food there is great, and it's
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: it's cool. It's a great park. I thought places like
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: some of the older places. Uh, Wrigly I thought was cool.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: But what I didn't like about Wrigley is that the
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: men's rooms have troughs.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Did not like that.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: The other thing about Wrigley is that there's not I
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: like going to the places where people are passionate about
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: whatever is actually happening there, like the game, like the
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: people who really know the sport. You know, you go
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: to a Saint Louis Cardinals game, for example, and those
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: fans really know baseball, right, they understand, they're passionate about it. Cubs,
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: it's more of a fashion thing like in Chicago. Yeah,
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: like you just rock a Chicago It's like rocking a
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Yankees hat.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: In New York.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: You don't even necessarily know anything about baseball or whatever.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: It's just you're you're more rep in New York.
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, or the people of the parties because they have
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: those great balconies like right over Wrigley.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: But no Wrigley Field. I thought it was fun.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: I thought it was fun, and they're you know, the
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: traditions of the seventh inning stretch. You know, people some
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: celebrities leaning out the window and leading the crowd in
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: the seventh inning stretch.
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: But that's what it's about.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: But yeah, right to me, Wrigley Field was it was
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: like going to a bar, but instead of a band playing,
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: there was a baseball game. That's like everybody was there
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: to drink.
• 48:43
  Speaker 17: Yeah, And I'll say when I went there, I felt
• 48:46
  Speaker 17: like it was the majority of people were there to
• 48:48
  Speaker 17: say they went to Wrigley Field, which is why I
• 48:50
  Speaker 17: was there.
• 48:50
  Speaker 14: It wasn't even fans of either team just wanted to.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: But the Giants stadium is great, Like in San Francisco.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: That's really cool and the balls can go in the water.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: I lived at one point of the two blocks away, right,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't cross the street. I would and I had,
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: you know a bunch of people that you know, I
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: was doing business with and whatever for the Giants, and
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: so I had this deal where I could just walk
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: up to the ticket window for any game and they
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: would just give me whatever open seat was. Yeah, And
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: so I would walk over there. Sometimes I turn on
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: the game and see, oh it's in the sixth inning.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: It's a good one.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Because I was not married, no kids, I would just
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: walk over there and go to the ticket window. Oh
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: hey what and they give me the ticket.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I go in there. I'd watch a couple of innings
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: and then once it was seemed to be like one
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: way or the.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Other was gonna you know, the game was gonna be Yeah,
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: I just walk out go home, and I do want
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: to go back.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: It was so great park. Because I've never heard anything
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: good about Petco Park talking to the wrong people Peco Park.
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: They say that it's like full of roaches and stuff.
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: I've heard great things about I know a lot of
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: people that.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Live in San Diego, and they yeah, I got a friend.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Who lives in San Diego. He worked in this office
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: building right next to Peco Park, essentially touching it almost
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: and from his office you looked right down.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Into the plank.
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: Tyler, I don't know if you've been there, but the
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: one I went to most recently. Have you ever been
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: to Target Field in Minnesota? Is awesome.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I've been up north because I've been to the one
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: in Milwaukee. Great fan base, by the way, but I've
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: never done Target in Minnesota.
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: That was fun.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Another underrated ballpark it's called Dyke in now, but the
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: one in Houston a Dyke ballpark place.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Was like was it called Minute Made Park? It was
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: called it the Juice Box for a while. Yeah, I don't,
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Look on TV it looks awful. It's
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: like looks like just one big stone, like kind of
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: like facade, like they like they built it too close
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: to another building.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: So it was actually built on top of the old
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Grand Central Station train station in Houston, So that's where
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: that there you go wall comes from. But the stadium
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: itself really easy to walk into, really good food, really small,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: so it's it's pretty fun.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: I love Dodger Stadium because it's an older stadium, but
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: also it's just the vibe.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: The vibe there is, I don't know, it's cool.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: It's the palm trees and yeah, the way the sun
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: looks in the Ladycore.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's just cool.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: And yeah, the fans know the game, you know. I'm
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: trying to think of some of my other I mean,
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Saint Louis is a great place to see a game.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: That was cool because the archer is right there in
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: the back. Yeah, but it's a great stadium.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: I like the old even though it was like that
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: old timy like super you know, just like they had
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: like a was it Riverfront Stadium and Veteran Stadium in
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Philadelphia and three River Stadium.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Is just a round. It look like a cog, you
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: But the old Bush Stadium I liked a lot, and
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: then this new Bush Stadium is obviously even better. It's
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: it's it's really nice. I missed the old Yankee Stadium.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: I don't like the new Yankee Stadium as much as
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: the old one. Oh really, yeah, yeah, there's something I know.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: It's just not the same. I don't know, of course,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: it's not the same, But I don't think there's anything
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: all that great about it.
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: I know you mentioned the Red Sox. But does anyone
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: still like geek out over Fenway?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: And I've never been to Fenway?
• 51:57
  Speaker 14: Is it the Green Moss, the best Green Master?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I've ever been the Fenway. But I hate Boston as
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: a city. I do, I just cause I went there.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't like this place. I used to
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: have to go there for the sam Adams used to
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: do these uh sam Adams summer whatever it was called around. Yeah.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: No, it was like a summer fest or something and
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: they bring a bunch of radio stations to be broadcast
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: and that was fun.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Like that thing was fun.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: But man, Boston, navigating Boston. People of Boston like this.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: The streets make no sense. Oh, I hated it. I
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: hate the Boston Act, the yad in the pocket and
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: your dumb teams, the Red Sox and the Patriots. I
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: find the Celtics. The Celtics are like.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like Gingers, a lot of them. It
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: feels miniature, too, very small.
• 52:41
  Speaker 13: It is.
• 52:42
  Speaker 14: It's very walkable, it's very clean.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: For Sammy, I'm.
• 52:45
  Speaker 14: Surprised that you didn't find it easy to navigate. I
• 52:48
  Speaker 14: find it one of the easiest cities to navigate.
• 52:50
  Speaker 15: There is.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the last time I went, I've said I'm never
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: coming back here. And when I went, they were doing
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: what was it called the Big dig or whatever they
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: would do that big man. The traffic was even extra
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: crappy from one place.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: And they sucked.
• 53:04
  Speaker 10: It's like a whole construction thing.
• 53:06
  Speaker 9: Mega.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really messed the city up for a while.
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: So you know, well it started in nineteen and it
• 53:13
  Speaker 11: ended in two thousand and seven.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a whole thing.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was definitely before two thousand generations. Generations.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, what he definitely got to disagree with you
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: in your opinion of Saint Louis baseball fans. I lived
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: there for almost ten years and they are some of
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: the dumbest and worst sports fans I've met in my life. Well, look,
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: here's the thing. I spent most of my adult life
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: living in Saint Louis, and I would agree with you
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: when it comes to they are so they're they're huge homers.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: So you could say, man, like, the Cardinals can lose
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: twelve to one and you go, man, the Cardinals sucked
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: last night.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: What the hell was that?
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: A few?
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Man, You know, you can move out of town. Okay, dude,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: they lost twelve to one, and they were bad, Like,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: you can't even say that they were bad. Yeah, yeah,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: even though it's like you're not saying you don't like
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: the team, but they're they're over the top homers like that.
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: You're not allowed to say it was a bad game.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: They are that way about their Emo's pizza too. That
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: stuff sucks. They're in denial about that, right, Yeah, awful.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Well, baseball seasons here and the Dodgers are by far
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: the favorites to win the World Series. They're plus two thirty.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: The next team on the list is a plus one thousand.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: That's the Yankees.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Wow, So the Dodgers are plus two to thirty. The
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Yankees are plus one thousand. Then you got the Mariners, Mets,
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Blue Jays, and then the Red Sox and Phillies. They're
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: right there plus sixteen hundred, Cubs and Braves plus eighteen hundred,
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: and the Tigers at plus two thousands.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Over confidence. Uh No, I think it's just the roster's stacked, right,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: roster stacked.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: They ride that momentum. They I don't think they've gotten
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: worse since the World Series last year.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: You know, from a roster standpoint, Dude, the amount of
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: companies trying to integrate with the Dodgers is insane. They're
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: like selling every little of that. Yeah, yeah, well they
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: sold the grass unique low. What's the first time.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: I know that's weird because they, you know, Dotty Statum
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: doesn't do naming rights like for the stadium. But they're
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: never gonna be like, you know whatever, They're never gonna
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: be raising Caines Field. Yeah, uh no, PNC Park.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: What he has is the first one we mentioned in
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: late Yeah, that's my that's I think my favorite said yeah.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: No Woody show text in nine eight seven. You can
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: also hit us up anytime after the show on the
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: after Howers voicemail eight seven seven forty four. What is
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: same number? Same number? Hit us up with the text
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: up to two two nine eight seven. I was mentioning
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: my lack of love of Boston.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Sammy is from Massachusetts, she claims Boston. But yeah, I
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: guess people do that like it's the closest major city.
• 55:57
  Speaker 10: So you know, some people know, I get it in Boston.
• 56:00
  Speaker 14: It's just what other people end up saying because they know.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I mean, like, I mean, is there
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: other cities in Massachusetts? No, that's it.
• 56:10
  Speaker 16: No, it is.
• 56:12
  Speaker 14: I'm a Boston sports fan.
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: But that's because that's what it is for that state.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: People they kind of just whatever the closest major city is,
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: they kind of start to claim or identify, you know,
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: but yeah, here's a Massachusetts in general.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: You know that accent. You have to have driver's voicemail.
• 56:32
  Speaker 16: A question for Sammy. So she's from Boston, Ray, so
• 56:37
  Speaker 16: how come she doesn't sound like Peter Griffin. He's got
• 56:40
  Speaker 16: to laugh, you know, she doesn't have the Boston accent.
• 56:45
  Speaker 16: Get in something like that. I'm just wondering, all right,
• 56:51
  Speaker 16: he just wanted to get.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: That in before he fell asleep.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one last thing, one thing before I pass out
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: to the night.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one last thought. Just kind of wondering.
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: Your family sound like that?
• 57:03
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, my parents do. I mean I moved away
• 57:06
  Speaker 14: when I was in junior high, so.
• 57:09
  Speaker 17: I didn't really have ever developed such a thick accent
• 57:12
  Speaker 17: as you would, and you kind of lose it when
• 57:14
  Speaker 17: you move and you're such a young child. So I mean,
• 57:16
  Speaker 17: everyone in this room is from somewhere else and you
• 57:19
  Speaker 17: don't have an accent.
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: I've never had an accent.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think it comes out in certain certain things. Yeah,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: you can make it.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it comes out in certain things. And you can
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: argue that everybody has an accent of some sort. True,
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: like we don't think we have an accent because we
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: all yeah true.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah correct?
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, here's one what is
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: always super dismissive of Sammy and anything she says, just
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: an observation.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? Where does that come from?
• 57:47
  Speaker 13: Like?
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Where do you get that from?
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: You?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Gauyse are weird? That's your tone? Yeah? Eight seven seven
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: four Woody.
• 57:53
  Speaker 13: Hey, I'm calling to talk about Seabass's mission to go
• 57:58
  Speaker 13: against those that didn't get his signatures. I'm a Hawaii attorney.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I do collections, and.
• 58:05
  Speaker 13: I just wanted to let you guys know that typically
• 58:08
  Speaker 13: the rule is, or the law is that a corporation
• 58:12
  Speaker 13: has to be represented by counsel. And so get ready
• 58:17
  Speaker 13: you're going to go against an attorney. But happy to
• 58:19
  Speaker 13: help if you want to ever give me a call.
• 58:23
  Speaker 13: Also to you got to make sure you're prepared to
• 58:27
  Speaker 13: actually garnish any bank accounts once you get a judgment.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: That usually is a big ordeal. But rooting for you, buddy,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 58:35
  Speaker 13: You can do it?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: All right, good luck? All right, guys willing to help
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: you out. Yeah, that's that's cool.
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: I mean again, in the wrong state.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Right, he's in the wrong state. I'm in the right state.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: But he could advise ye in the right direction.
• 58:47
  Speaker 11: That's the thing that's become will be my lawyer and
• 58:51
  Speaker 11: laws and lawyering is way less, it missed. It's less
• 58:54
  Speaker 11: mystical than you think. Let's gate kept right, It's just
• 58:56
  Speaker 11: a couple of little words. It's languages and procedures.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Especially when I guess you don't really care much if
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: you win or lose experience for officially.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I care because I was wrong. Yeah I was Probably
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: somebody didn't live up to the contract.
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: Is a quality of life issues?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's called standing on business. My back hurts. Yeah,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: what you should do?
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: You should You should wait like close to fifty years
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: and then file it. That's there, you go, that's yeah,
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: wait fifty years.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah you have PTSD.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: I just couldn't get over.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty years ago. Morgan on scale one to ten,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: what would you give the Woody show?
• 59:34
  Speaker 10: I want to say six to seven, but I'm sticking
• 59:36
  Speaker 10: with six.
• 59:37
  Speaker 18: No back to show.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: On the smell of onions hanged heavy.
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: It is in the studio hungeons.
• 59:46
  Speaker 14: Good man, my eyes are burning.
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, it must be starting onions. They were called
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: like happy balls or whatever.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I think that's right now. Yeah, God, anyway, chefsy Bass
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: is here. It's opened the March. Yeah, I don't mind
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: the smell. And you can blame Gena for this one.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 10: Oh thanks, what Gina?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Forty four? Woody sent us a text over to two
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: to nine eight seven. Yeah, what did that? What did
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Gina do? Well? Our preamble to March involves a different
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: little food related thing. That's okay. Yeah, the food combos
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: that tastes like something else.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's I found a bunch of these on Instagram.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Think one of the more popular ones that I've seen.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: It's usually around Halloween. Someone say, oh, if you take
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: peanuts and candy corn, it tastes like a.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: Like is it a baby roof? Yeah that makes sense,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: that's right, like a pay day or pay day, pay
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: day underrated.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Or just get a pay day? Yeah. Well, do you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: have some of these things? I sure do?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 11: Coat and had on Yes, the Gina found again very official.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 11: It's a Silanco Natalia on Instagram, she has a couple
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 11: hundred thousand followers, and she claims with I don't know
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 11: what evidence that the following food combos taste like other stuff.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: All Right, we'll find out. I'll take one of these.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 11: Little boats and pass it down, and the first one
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 11: that we're gonna try is the onion one. She claims
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 11: that red onions and natella taste like whiskey. Oh God,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 11: so there's a little little slice of red onion there
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 11: topped it.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Off with some natilla. You know, I don't I don't
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: even know what whiskey. I don't drink whiskey.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: You've never tasted it?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: What? No, I don't think I've ever even had Jack Daniels.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: I wantastic.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I drink. I drink tequilaskey.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: Tequila guy.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: I was a vodka guy before fifty years old. Well
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: as we know, I've never I've never been a big drinker.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: And when I did have a drink, I started with beer.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Then beer started making me feel disgusting, and so I
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: moved on to tequila. Then tequila started to vodka. Vodka
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: ended up giving me instant headache. So I moved on
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: and now I'm in love tequila is great.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I just stick with that. Whiskey is kind of smoky,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: a little sweet, carmely y. So this is just the
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: onion with.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: Could probably have a little bite to it.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bite, right, a little bit, I guess
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: tastes like ninella. Yeah, and then overpowers.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Uh that's weird. Like a minute later it does. It
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: kills like a lot, it don't.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: It has a bite.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fresh onion. But I don't. I don't under
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: I don't undertand people say they don't like onions.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: I don't like onion.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I wut agree with especially when cooked. Yeah, raw onions
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: are like bothers me marmalized like onions. Yeah, like along
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: the lines of teddys. I think of her kids.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: If you don't like onions, that's so childish.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: Hate Caramelized is good.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: But yeah, I think the aftertaste, Yeah, you can maybe
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: taste some like whiskey, like.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Raw onions on a on a sandwich, specially when they're
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: nice and like thin, almost like shoes.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Yeose are good.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: I love pulling those out of hogis and throw them
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: in the rack.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: I mean not okay, I not a regular whiskey drinker,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: but I got no whiskey.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Here knows what whiskey tastes like. I'm not in It's alright,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: what's the next one? All right? The next food combo
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: that's supposed to taste like something else.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 11: Apparently, apparently, if you take a piece of milk, chocolate,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 11: and a little grape tomato, that's coca cola according to
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 11: this So.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: She just eat it all at once. Yeah, like a
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: little little bite, little mouthful. There, I'm gonna do the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: whole thing. No, no, what is that tato? Chocolate? I
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: mean yeah, nothing, I'm good.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: Aid like two distinct flavors at the same time, tomato
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: and chocolate.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 11: And if you think coca cola in your mind, the
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 11: sweetness will remind you of that maybe and the cold
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 11: because cola isn't so folks don't realize that cola kola
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 11: is a nut.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 16: It is.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: That's what the original name for cola. Oh I thought
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: it was cocaine. That's the coke apartment.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Wow, this woman has a couple of hundred thousand follower palate.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: She's pretty that's why she's Apparently.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: That's not coca cola.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: No, maybe we shouldn't then the onione last, because the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: onion also kind of carries over, you know, the onion
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: taste kind of sticks around everything.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Palate cleanser, onion coke. Yeah, and then the one here
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: apparently apparently apparently, because apparently the potato chip and honey
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: now we're talking is a beer.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: Salty and sweet. Mm hmm no, no.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: It's like crunchy honey. I like it though. Yeah, it's good.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: It's not bad. It's like chips, just crunchy. Yeah. Beer,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Can I have more of that?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Ye?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Get?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Can we get more beer? Matella on the chips.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: It's good, but beer like zero percent beer flavor? Man,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: oh for three, like a tangle trip with honey on it.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: I think this chick's crazy. Yeah, she is a bitch.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: She's a hard, poor bitch and a liar.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I can't tell she's dumb. Why her parents don't doctor?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Her friends? Probably too? Yeah, blessino to tell you dumb
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: or liar? Bitch? Hardcourse, Yeah, it's stupid. I think she
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: dropped out of high school. Yeah know what high school is?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: We got the We have the final round of March Fatness,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: actual fatness coming at you. The final challenge is coming
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: up next.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Do you want to give us like a preview. It's
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: going to be fat, but there might be some juicy
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: secrets as well.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back, I'll see it. I'm feeling this
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: is more for people who the next step would be
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: drinking hand sanitizer. The Woody Show, March fatness. Yeah, I'm worried.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: All great things must come to an end. It sounds nice,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: but then it feels bad. Man, that one that one
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: week with the stuff that celebrities used to fatten up
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: with the melted ice cream.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: Man, I think that is the most nauseous. I've been
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: the most sick. I've been the most bubbly gutty I've been.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: In man months really, some months and months. When we
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: did the Cheesecake Factory stuff, I had the meat load.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 9: I liked it.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: In a moment it was like, whata four pounds or something?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: That I did an admirable job in that meat loaf. Yeah, dude,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I felt sick.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: I mean two days after I was surprised because you know,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: as you know, with the tryzeptide, the zep bound that
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: we're both on, Like, man, you can't eat that much.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: But now.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: I had skipped dinner the night before so that Da
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: Vinci Pasta, which is my go to at the cheesecake factory.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: I ate the entire thing.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah you didn't even blink.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just going right through that. I try
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: to power through, but I can. But I felt fine.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I felt fine.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: It was just that one with the melted ice cream.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: So this final challenge for March Fatness, Chef cy Bass.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: What do you have for us? It is called a
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: game of truth or flab tru.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 13: Or.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 11: This is based off of and I'll thank Morgan for
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 11: having this game the Hot Ones that those people they
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 11: have a card game called truth or dab like a dab.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Of hot sauce.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 11: Okay, so I have truth cards questions that you can
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 11: answer honestly or take a dab or in this case
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 11: for March Fatness, a dab of flab.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I've got some mystery fats in this bag.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: Mystery question, I unfortunately think I know the answer, But
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: will you tell? Will you say what the truth is
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: and what the dares and let us pick.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: You'll get the truth. You're the truth.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 11: And then if you don't want to answer it honestly,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 11: you could say, I'll take the flab and I will
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 11: pick randomly I'm thinking, Actually, I have Sammy pick randomly.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 11: She'll grab in the bag and she can pick on
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 11: a container of some kind of very fat thing. You'll
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 11: notice all the only thing you have in front of
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 11: your spoons, and you just get a spoonful of whatever's
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 11: in that container.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: Things are usually delicious, unless it's like a jar of Crisco.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Going to say Crisco is the first thing I thought of.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: It's mystery could be who do you want to start?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 10: I mean, I'll do truth all day because I'm not
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 10: eating fat.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Even better a right?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 10: Well, also, I'm only truth of personally.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, what so crazy?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Are the Are the questions random or did you pick
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: them specifically for you?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 11: Pick them specifically for you because I know, I know
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 11: that you're fair. No, it is fair because it makes
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 11: it better.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I know what you best. It does.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I know what your strengths and weaknesses are in
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 11: the room pretty well, about what you will talk about
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 11: and what you are more guarded about. We'll start with Morgan. Okay,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 11: since you just brought it up, I changed the question.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 11: Even who in this room is the worst at their job?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 16: And why?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: She'll answer that, I give you, I give you a goodbye.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: That doesn't seem like a question that she would be Well,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: it's all it's just going.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: To cause issues all the other you can say me
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 7: it's probably true.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no copouts, no copouns. You got can we
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: all agree that if you're going to ask, it's got
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: to be honest or or take the flap the flap,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: take the flap. It's one. It's the least answer the questions.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: The worst at their job in this room and the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: worst who's the worst at their job? And one? Guys,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: truth or flat.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna say Sea bass for making me answer this question.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Out also means I'm very good because it was a
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: good question.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: You guys are so will you accept any answer I give?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: That's what if I say myself, because that's a cop out.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: That's a cop out.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 10: The worst at their job?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: You know you did just say you're my biggest flawse
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I care too much?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 10: Mm hmm, worst at their job?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Truth or flab.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: You volunteer, Gina, that's a cop out.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Forget it. Flab it, flab it.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 10: I'm not eating that. You can then I literally okay,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 10: I'm out. Then you could you guys, don't I mean
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 10: throw it up.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: The honest answer. If here's the thing.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 10: If you know it's gonna it's gonna just make.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: The games, that's what he's trying to do to us.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 13: But I.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 9: That is true.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 10: But okay, it's also true any other day or month
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 10: or week. I wouldn't eating the crap that you all have.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: That's you know.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 10: I'm down for everything. But I have to be specific
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 10: weight right now.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: So no, to be specifically honest.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: Myself, because I don't answer no, you right, this is
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 10: going to cause me issues.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Just just write it down and I'll tell you if
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: I do. I I really don't. I don't know who
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: you would answer? You say who does? And we'll say
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: why are you talking about everybody who works in the
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: show or just the room? Oh yeah you could do?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah great, everybody, everybody who works in the show or
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: just the.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 10: Room, everybody, everybody that I'm gonna say me secretly.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Write the answer. No, you can't write your own. Let's go.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Let's go on. You can be mad at me, Gina, Yeah,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: truth or flab. Here's your truth option. I'm scared. Tell
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: us about a time you hooked up with someone you
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: How much time you got Okay, let's see, the only
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: reason I wanted you to come back to me is
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: because I got a rot.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't have I mean, I guess, like, yeah, the backstory,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: why why you shouldn't have done it? Boss or whatever,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: friend's friend or bosses. Let's see here the movie guy,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: the comedian guy.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's some of them. Yeah, okay, here, I mean,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: here's one. Oh oh, this is a pretty weird one.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: I was okay, I was working in retail and I
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: had just someone had just broken up with me, and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 7: I was at that age where I felt like the
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 7: only way to get my strength back and like to
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: get my swagger back was just to go on a
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: just a chaotic horse like That's how I'm going to
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: get my power back. And so I, okay, this is
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: actually kind of sad. I'm switching it because this is
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 7: where but it's sadder. So I was going on dates, dates,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: dates like whoever, like friends, like you know, you know,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 7: suggesting guys are like this is I think maybe right
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: when Tinder came out because it's brand new, and I'm
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 7: like sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I like at the
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: beginning of the day to feel awesome and like we'd
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: go to a bar and I'd make out, and then
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: after a couple of these, I'd like do the walk
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 7: of shame in the morning and call my best friend
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 7: and being like so sad going, she'd go hello, and
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: I go, I did it?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: I get.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't stop. So who is this guy?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: Oh that story? So it'd happen?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Answer the question what I was just going?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: I mean, that was just a bad time, So I was.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: I There was this model, this legit fitness model that
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 7: I worked with, and he was super hot, and so
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: I thought like it would be the ultimate power move
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: to bang him, and I did. And then instead of
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: him telling everyone, I told everyone because I thought that
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: would make me look cool. And it caused a ton
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: of problems. And then he got fired.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Oh so gross, I got fire for sleeping like her?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, told everybody?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: All right? With Gregg truth or flab. If your life
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: ended tomorrow, would you be proud of how it went? Why?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: That's a really nice question. Actually it's not too I'm
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: happy to answer that.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: That's like a greeting card.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: Could you read it if my life and would I'd
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: be proud of how my life went?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: And why? And why I'm gonna I'll answer that.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: Overall, I would say, yes, I think in like by
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: the stage I'm in right now, I've gotten very lazy,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: and I'm not proud of that. But compare my life
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: today to let's round it off to fifteen years ago.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: I found myself recently telling my self in my head, God,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: you're really happy, Like I'm just really happy. Later, so
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: I'm stoked that I'm happy. I'm stoked of how my
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: life is going. So yeah, overall, for sure, there's elements
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: of my life that are complete.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 9: Shame but.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: All right, but overall, yeah, the difference is now, you know,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: seabasses totally changed my life and all the difference.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: Head, would you chop off in the room?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: The difference fifteen years ago?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 11: Yes, truth or flab on those lines. Tell us about
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 11: the biggest beef you've had with someone in this room.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, the biggest beef I had with somebody. Biggest beef, uh,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 8: I mean, I think the biggest beef.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't me.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: But I would say Greg hated me when we first
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 8: worked together, did not want me around. That was like
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: to be and I think it was mostly because I
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 8: came from a different environment than Greg did, no, no, no,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: what it came to like morning morning show dynamic, So
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: like the morning show that I worked on previously, Like
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: we would say horrific things to each other, but we
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: were fine, Like yeah, we were over it, which in
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: like within like ten seconds. And then but like when
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: I came in, you know, with that mindset, Greg did
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: not like that, and uh, angle like, why is this
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: guy so upset?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Greg would come to me minimum once a week, why
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: is he here?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 8: And I just thought, like, it's like, you know, making
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: Greg upset? And it's still to this day. It is
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 8: great show content.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 13: Just a.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: Past choosing to have mosquitoes.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: We want mosquitos, said, is just the greatest show content,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: remember in Uh, but I didn't think.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I think maybe you've kind of gotten.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: Over that well we posted. Yeah, I mean like we
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: call it, well, I call it menas on a plane.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because Greg bought it on a flight he
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: let me because we we.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 8: Separated for about five years and then we came back
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 8: together years later to do this show again. And yeah,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: we took a flight together to interview for the job
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 8: and just kind of just went over like our our
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: pre existence together and it was a yeah.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a big difference in menace too, Like
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: in general, like mena menace did go from just like
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: trolling and like he like he menace all of a
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: sudden kind of became more about like, you know, not
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: rubbing people the wrong way and not like like going
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: out of his way, almost like for or. I think
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: it kind of you know, I don't know what brought
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: the change on, but he went from being a menace
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: to it just being a name light.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: I think, like I think the only change is if
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 8: if I'm going to say something, I better mean it,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: you know, like have substance to what I'm going to say,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 8: like not just not just say stuff, but even if
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 8: it's balls, not just say stuff for just for a reaction.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Even if it's just for breaking balls like you were
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, like that's what it was. It never
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: was meant anything, It was never real, It was just
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: your you. It was for fun.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 13: It was just.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: But I don't know, but I think like outside like
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: busting each other's balls, Yeah still that I think that's
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: still the same. But I think what you're referring to
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: is like maybe something in the news or something, uh,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: outside of people that work here. My my comments were
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: not just saying something just for reaction. It had to
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: be something that actually believed.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: So you don't believe as he used to say all
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: the time, bitches are gypsies and shysters. Yeah, because back
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: in that time that was that wasches gypss.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I don't if he would just be think again, that's
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: just reactionary.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 8: To that statement, I think people would take that as
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: that's how my overall feeling would be towards women, and
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 8: that's not true.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: And I remember, like we pitched show ideas like his.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: He pitched this one so hard, and we did it
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: for a while because he's like, dude, we should do
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: a seven called the Hated eight.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 9: Every day.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: We would like whatever you were on.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 9: I did.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did that for a long time, and now
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: it's feel good Friday. Yeah, we've just come all the
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: way around because I think the Internet, I think the
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Internet just become the hated a. Yeah, you know, people
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: get enough of that the world.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break, will come back.
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  Speaker 4: So far, no fatness, no flab, no flab.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: We could do it. We could do an automatic flab.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Everyone just picked something.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 16: Look at.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Chefs Mass the final challenge for March Fatness. So far,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: we got well a non answer for Morgan, and then
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: we got on flab a non flab, a non flap
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: from Gina. Gina was asking who did you hook up
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: with it you shouldn't have apparently answered the question took
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: her a while to the wen't have enough show. Greg
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: decided to be honest with his answer. Yes, was honest.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Was hit with with his answer, but that was more
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: about like Greg's beef with with Menace. I mean he said,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: the biggest beef.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that makes it doesn't have to be like
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: something super crazy. Who was What was a beef that
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: you had though? Curiosity beef that I you.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: That they didn't start that you like, I can't believe
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: that person did this to me or did this in
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: the job.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean because you've been mad at Yeah, you show, dude,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: you beef for the Popeyes.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean when I mean the beef was completely
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: over and I uh, you know, I celebrate Seabas now
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: after he changed his role from executive producer and the beef,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: the beef that I had with him was always administrative,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: not like content wise. Beef is a beef is a beef. Yeah,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 11: Since we have not had any flab, if we go
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 11: no flabs, I know people want blood out there. I'll
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 11: take the flab myself doesn't help me too. So it's
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 11: truth or flab based on a game that Morgan found.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 11: It's a game you can for hot sauce, truth or dad.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you get like a dab of hot sauce
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: if you decide not to be truthful and answer the
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: question as.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 11: We're going on the room, Sammy, Yes, who's the most
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 11: surprising person to slide into your text messages or d MS?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 14: Surprising person?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Person you wouldn't want to hook up with?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: A famous person?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, maybe a famous person. Anybody we would never I
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 11: mean we don't know, but any of them really?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 17: That's the thing is that there's not anyone that I
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 17: necessarily would know that I would be surprised by.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: I guess we'd be surprised by God, you ask me
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: a question like that, it'd be like has anybody ever? Like, oh,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: is there ever anybody anybody of notice?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: And you're less jaded days, like of course, right?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 17: No, I mean no, that's what I mean, nobody of No,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 17: I mean, sure they're listeners and stuff, but not anyone
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 17: that I would go I can't believe this person because
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 17: I don't know who they are.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: There's never been like does he mean like something specific,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: like like literally the side of the DM or could
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: have been like a boss you've been working You've been
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: working on these shows for a while, like maybe one
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: of the guests or made.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: A move or you know, something like that. Not here,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: but prior for the spirit.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: Of the question, you're not talking specific like somebody who
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: like reached out to you through Instagram, but like somebody
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: who you know shot their.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Shot, right right, I will take the flab on that
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: because they were open about that.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, there never yet. We've always joked with
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: Sammy like she had the thoughts for for Joe. If
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: she's not wearing you know, sweater, it's always a Joe
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: coy something.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 17: It's not a secret that I love Joe, but Joe.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 17: I love Joe because Joe loves everybody.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 14: He's just such a nice guy that like, yeah, of
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 14: course I love him.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, So if the famous person has slid
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 11: into Sammy's MS, she won't tell us which one. So
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 11: she's greeting she's grabbing a package of flab out of
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 11: the bag here, all right, just anyone, just yeah, carry
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 11: irish butter.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Regular.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: There are nutritions out there that say, this is a
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: great thing.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 14: Have a good one, A full spoonful of butter.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 10: Yes, actually it's pretty like soft.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I softened everything here. I size. She's gonna be crapping
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: her brain.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 7: That's like ice cream.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Bike Okay, is that too much?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 15: Or is that.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: What's the serving size? What is it saying?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: Why is the middle of different color? It's like her temperature.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: It's just butter.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 10: Why am I so grossed out?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 16: I know?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Butter is delicious. Now when you're eating it, just think
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: of like, think of popcorn, or think about the things
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: that butter would be good on. You know what, Yeah,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: just think pancakes and pop cor Yeah, just just think
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: of all the yummy party face that's a lot.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: That face right there is the face I think she
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: makes when she poops. Yeah, that right right there? You
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 16: Did you.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 7: Aggressive?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: And more?
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 14: It's like, is there salt and butter?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah? Salty?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: I feel so you buy it. You can buy salted
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: and insulted butter.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 7: But most people think of.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 11: Another on me, I guess at the time. So all right,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 11: kidding guys, Sammy, since I gave it. I gave you
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 11: that one, and you took the flab. Here's the stack
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 11: of cars. You choose, right, choose truth or flab for me.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: As well.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 17: Yeah, all right, all right, who here will be the
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 17: most successful in ten years?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 14: Rank everyone in the room.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: Oh God, that's an easy one for him. Yeah. I'll
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: give you two answers.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 11: I'll give you a monetarily successful and what I would
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 11: consider successful, which is what like has done, has done
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 11: good work in their field. All Right, I think monetarily successful,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 11: that's pretty obvious.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: That's that's what he's.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 11: He's he's going to retire at an early and relatively
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 11: early age. He will have a happy life doing airplane
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 11: stuff and playing with his grandkids.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: And I've said this before. He it's it's fully deserved.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: He's you know, he's been he was been doing.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 11: This, taking the bus to his first radio gig, doing
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 11: radio stuff in high school, even when he was not
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 11: right after he has had had a bad kids camp
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 11: where he was he was an awful You have an awful,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 11: rotten kid setting the woods on fire to a nice
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 11: family man yeah, so that way, Now, that's so monetarily
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 11: that said, and by the way, that is that's professionally
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 11: successful as well. Now, actually that I will admire successful
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 11: obviously myself obviously, but I think that's gonna be menace
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 11: because I think he's gonna get some kind of job,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 11: because this will be over. You know, quite frankly, a
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 11: lot of people have in the past ten years have
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 11: got have gone out of this business because the businesses
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 11: ain't there anymore.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: So for us to be in this student is a
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: minor miracle. So that'll be gone. But Medice will be
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: doing something else. I don't know what it is. It'll
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: be like I wish that was true, but I feel
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: like I used to be able to see the future,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: but it's so blurry now. I don't even know who was.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 11: The real dumb guy no offense on Silicon Valley, just
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 11: kind of locked into things.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I was like, well hopefully, like you know,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 8: my friends are so successful, they just give me some
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 8: kind of nothing job.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 7: That's a you're talking about bag Baghetti.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds right. Yeah, yeah, those are your answers. Yeah,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: all right, well we got one more if you want it. Well, yeah,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't get one. Yeah right, all right, oh there
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: you go? Whatddy oh god?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 11: Reaction to it was the age of the okay, what
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 11: was the age truth or flat? What was the age
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 11: of the oldest person you got frisky with? Oh well
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 11: she was twenty six and I was forget that one seventeen.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he talked about that. She was the man
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: ensure at the store that I like that sold all
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: the sports gear like jerseys and hats. Was an old
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: or flab? Who is the fakest person in this room?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Fakest person also in the other room is available. It's
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: not fake, though, I will I'll take the flab, all right,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Sammy reach in gra I can give an answer, but
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, and the entertainment purpose of that is not as.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 7: You that it could have been like cottage large.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not swallowing that you have to I'm not I'm
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: not swa how about just a little tea bit? It's
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: probably good tip. I got stuff to do today.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you have to take the truth.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 9: I guess.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's going with the spoon.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 11: This is I guess, pig fat. I'm guessing what is
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 11: what lard is? I honestly don't fall ingredients.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: No hydrogenated lard. Oh that's the ingredients and lard what
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: animal b h A, I don't even know what that Yeah,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: who who knows?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: It's rendered pig fat.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Take a little bite and think about bacon and smell
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: it smells like nothing about using that, you know. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: he doesn't look like cardboard. Yeah, I bet cardboard. That
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: makes you run.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 7: You're making faces.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like cardboard.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: But yeah, some oh god, wow, that's the closest I've
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: ever seen them compukan.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: I got, yeah, I kind of said. I took the
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: what I had a spoon and I halfed it and
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: I got the one half just to see how that
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: would go. And there was really nothing to do but that.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: But sorry, the other part started to melt and it
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: started releasing more of this like kind of funky cardboarding,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: but like super heavy oily.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: It's daring over here. It's so gross, that is try
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: you sure?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Well guys, there's a march fatness.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: It really, I mean, it tastes like nothing like I
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: was hoping. It was, like you said, bacon ohea, like
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: bacon fat.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: God damn it, you know what it was? I would
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: imagine that's what like if you ate chapstick, you know,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: like wa butter sounds good right now? Yeah, it's what's
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: up with what's going down in h Jeff g you
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: know it's good. What's going on? Good morning, Woody Show.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 19: Let's start with the last preseason game of the year
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 19: for the Dodgers and the Angels.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: It ended like this, the.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 13: Floriders shallow center Toiodocio Cleusic diving.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 9: He mixed the catch, saying good night to the Dodgers.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 19: Angels beat the Dodgers three nothing. Otani did have eleven
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 19: k's for the Dodgers. Baseball season officially starts tonight. I
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 19: know it's not even April yet, with the Yankees and
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 19: the Giants aka the Yankees and the Giants on Netflix
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 19: by the way. Angels start their season tomorrow in Houston.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 19: Dodgers kick off their season tomorrow at five point thirty
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 19: against the d Bags or the d Backs. Ring ceremony
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 19: for the Dodgers is on Friday. Moving on to the
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 19: NBA Lakers and Pacers today at four pm. Let's go
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 19: and get that new winning streak started.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 18: Tonight.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 19: Clippers are hosting the Raptors a into It Dome tonight
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 19: as well, hockey Kings loss to the Flames, Ducks beat
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 19: the Canucks, and.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Finally this morning Woodie Show, Tiger.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 19: Woods played for the first time in a long time
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 19: in his TGL Golf League final. Now, in case you
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 19: don't know, TGL League is basically an indoor golf simulator.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: League with a live green.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 19: As if regular golf wasn't boring enough, now we're watching
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 19: golf simulators. Anyway, Tiger's team lost the championship to the
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 19: Los Angeles team, and here's Tiger Woods after the match.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: How do you assess how it is unfolded?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got our ass kicked at the end.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 19: I know how you feel, bro, I should get my
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 19: ass kicked for actually watching this.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: I'm JEFFG and that's your so col sports sounds so lame, dude.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: I can't take the corporate sucky up in this like
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: of what, dude, have you seen? Okay, we've been.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: Getting bombarded with these emails because there's this there's a
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: meeting happening today where it's the call the Chairman's Club Awards. Yeah, okay,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: so it's it's people who are getting it and these
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: awards mean nothing. There's it's a it's a corporate award,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: like okay, code, you did your job, but like what
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: do you get? You get like a dumb little trophy,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: like who cares? Right, anyway they're doing they're trying to
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: make it this big deal because the CEO of the
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: company is coming in. Do you guys remember in school
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: when you'd have like a teacher who wasn't really a
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: great teacher, but man, when.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: They knew the principal was going to be coming around to.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: Do the the observing of the classes, like everybody had
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: the straighten their desks up, and all of a sudden,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: the teacher was like really like you know, super attentive,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, it was.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: Like, all of a sudden, this was like the class
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: I nap in. This is not the class we learn anything.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: Like all of a sudden, like no more watching Dateline
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: on the on the TV that's on the cart that
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: wheels around. No, we're actually gonna be doing stuff. So dude,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: it's so funny and it's such bs.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: And the guy who's the CEO of the company, he's
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: I like him, He's I consider him a friend. He's
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: a nice guy. He and I talk coole. He is.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: He and I talk all the time, and let us
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: no sucky up in this BS. He's legit like he's
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: he's a very he's a guy.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Who created MTV. He started m TV. He's a fascinating guy.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and I think he's really cool and chill.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think he cares about this stuff. But so
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: what they're doing. They're sending out these emails. It's a
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: mandatory everybody must attend.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: And blah blah blah blah blah.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: And we haven't heard from these people and all lists. Yeah,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 4: try to call out people whoever replied yet.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 11: And it's by the way, most people haven't replied because
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 11: they don't because they know it's BS.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: And yeah, here's the thing.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not going We're busy. We're we're doing stuff for
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: the show. We have stuff after the show that we
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: need to record. Stuff Like I'm not going to be
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: there to watch people get an award. Sorry, I got
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: here in the middle of the night. Nobody else did.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: I got to get the hell out of here. So
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: and I'm sure that the people other people will understand
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: what I think is really funny.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: The poor guy who's the facilities manager, the guy who
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: like the office. He makes sure that like all this
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: stuff around the office works. He deals with the building man,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: the people that see Bass hates it. Yesterday he had
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: this little cart and he was going around the office
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: with those magic erasers, those mister clean magic erasers, getting
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: the scuffs off the walls because.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: The CEO's coming in and he checks the way.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 4: And if this was important, I would think, like, listen,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: if this was important, this would be happening all the time.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: We would always make sure that they've instructed everybody that's
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: straighten up your desks and get rid of it.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Like why because he's coming.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 7: From what I've heard, have they paid any attention to
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 7: the men's room?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Right? But look right, like, how's that going? Shouldn't it
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: be if that's what's expected, It shouldn't just be because
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: the CEO is coming through. And but I would argue,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: knowing him as well as I feel like I do,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: that he wouldn't care about stuff like that. He's more
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: interested in people who are doing the good job, who
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: are getting the awards, and not that there's a scuff
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: on the wall. And if there is a scuff on
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: the wall and it's not supposed to be like that.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: It's not supposed to be like that on any other day,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: not just the day before the CEO's coming. This whole
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: sucking up stuff annoys me so freaking much. I hate it.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: I hate it.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: It just and it's it's nobody's fault. Really, I understand,
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: I understand why people do it. Yeah, and it's always
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: been that way, but it's just it's so.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: It's so phony.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 8: Well, it's like the Chinese politicians that were visiting San
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 8: Francisco and suddenly there's no homeless people.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: It could be like that, but you only when for appearances.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: It's not. Yeah, it's it's not real. It's just it's
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: just for appearances. So dumb. The result is real, but yeah,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: the impetus behind it. But I felt bad all the time.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 4: I felt I felt bad for the facilities guy who's
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: on his hands and knees crawling through our hallways here
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: at the radio station, with these magic erasers taking scuffs
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 4: off the wall.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: This is it's pretty silly.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: It's so dumb, this meetings. And because at least we
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 5: didn't get a lot of email reminders.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: Well, when we.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 8: First got the invite weeks ago, I just said okay whatever.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 8: I thought it was a meaning that we had to
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 8: go to because it said mandatory, So I said r
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 8: s v P. And then they sent out the email
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 8: and people that didn't rs VP, and I got called
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 8: out as not a person that r s VP.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: So what about that? Yeah, you're really on top of it.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Here's another funny story from yesterday. We were supposed to
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: have a band come in. I'm not gonna name the band.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: We're supposed to have a band come in, and uh,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 4: they're gonna be coming in this week. And we pitched
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: him on doing like, uh, what are you friddy? Ok right,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: and it just seems like a fun.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: Idea totally, and they came back saying, yeah.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: We're not gonna be able to sing. Uh, we don't, don't.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 4: They don't sing in the morning. The more I go,
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 4: you're a band, you sing for a living. And by
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: the way, it's not you're you're being asked to carry
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: a tune here like we're all you're all just yeah,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: it's just it's just all part.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: Of the fun or whatever.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: So I can't sl the interview. I said, go be
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: on somebody else's show, and Sam was like, are you sure?
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, like, dude, if it could be fun, yeah.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want to yeah exactly. I actually want to
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: hear your interviews.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so true about bands. There's like that's not true.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: There are some bands I do care about, but like,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: you know, not not big on having bands coming in
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: with them, want.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: To do something fun together. There's another version of they
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: would do it for a TV show, but they won't
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: do it for us. Yeah, of course, but we don't
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: sing in the morning.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: Like really, what I would understand if you asked a
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 5: dentist to sing you a song, right, maybe they wouldn't sing,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: But a band kind of that's what they do exactly.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: That's your only job, Michael Jordan, I want you to
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: shoot a free throw.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 13: Thing.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me what inspired this song? Yeah, yeah, touring,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: let me ask you about your influences. Tell me about
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: the new records. That's the thing, man. When I went
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: to Nashville and I saw these country artists and stuff
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: like that. Man, they they're down for anything. They make
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: things fun.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: Dude, rock and alternative bands, pop artists and hip hop artists.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 4: They blow of them suck as people like they're just
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: they're they're not they're not fun. They take themselves way
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 4: too seriously. From the from the jump, they have one
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 4: song out and this band is not one of these
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: like one song bands. But yeah you would, you would
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 4: know the name. But it's like, man, come on, give
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 4: me a breakout. We'll sing in the morning.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: Well, then you don't come on the show either, Like,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: not that you really care about that. So cool. We'll
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: just agree that we just don't care about. Everybody wins.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: Everybody wins, everybody take care.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: We're gonna take a quick break, will come back, and
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 4: we're gonna be joined by a couple of our friends
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: for a round of a wood Show crossfire.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, Hammer and Hank and half pigs. All right, that's
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: next year on the wood Show. Hang out. I hear
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: it the first time the wood Show will be right back.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: You guys, peg come on, you guys, this is the
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: Woodie Show.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: Will Besides the normal cast of characters, myself, Greg Mena's,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: Gina Seaband, Sammy Morgan, we have a couple of other
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: friends we're gonna bring in.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: It's time for Woody Show Crossfire. Please welcome our friend
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: Hammering Hank, Hey Gigo show. Yeah, Hey, Hammering.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 18: Hank, How are you extremely good?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: He's extremely good? Nice here and then the other part
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: of what you show Crossfire, please welcome half Baked. Ye
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: what up, Mick Love.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: I was just watching something. What's the guy's name he
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: played mclovin, Christopher, Yeah, he was. He was talking about
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: like how Jonah Hill really actually true life hated him
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: from the get go when they were doing that, and
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 4: so like that whole thing between their two characters is
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: like very much rooted and there's not much acting going on.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: It was so mad, but you know, Jonah Hill wants
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: to Joonah Hill does come off as a guy who
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: just seems like he's probably kind.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: Of a prick. Yeah, I agree, hear yeah, yeah, you
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: hear things. I don't know. Maybe he's a wonderful guy.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: I've never.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 7: Irritated.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: And I like his work. I liked a lot of
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: the stuff he's been in and things like that, Like
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be cool.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: But that based on what that clip and you know
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: Christopher mintz plase, Yeah, he wasn't even an actor.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, from the Pulleyan.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, John Heater are you talking about that, dude?
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: This is a very exciting time. I think for for
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 4: both Hammer and Hank and half big because they're both
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: very big sports fans, each of their own individual ways.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 4: You got March Madness going on, you got baseball season
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: starting up, Hank, I guess you're gonna be singing the
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 4: anthem at another game, right.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 18: Yes, I've been invited this in the national item at
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 18: the stoppingports team where they take on the president Grizzly.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: All right, wow?
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 9: Nice?
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is what the second time you all
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: sang the national anthem at a sporting man?
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 16: Right?
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 9: This is the third time?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my bad?
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I stand, I stand corrected? All right, So at
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: this point, you know you really need to practice. You
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: can just show up and do it. Oh yeah yeah.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: So March madness or the beginning of baseball season, half Bag,
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: what are you more excited about right now?
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 15: Well? I used to love baseball.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 18: I never got in the March madness.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 15: But baseball isn't what it used to be now now,
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 15: why what about it? The athletes are a super human
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 15: and there's only like two or three super humans.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 9: When I was young in ninety six, there was like thirty.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we kept talking about it. It'd be nice if
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: they would bring steroids back to baseball show. Tony just
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: had a fifty to fifty season. Mike Drout's enormous, He's
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: and judges the size of your house.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 4: So he's like one of the handful of players. It's
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: not like he used to be, is what he's saying.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: I think I think I understand what he's saying. You know,
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 4: it's it's just a little bit different.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing I think he's taking, like a lot
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: of the fun out of the game is how everything
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: is just.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: Done by the stats, you know, where they they have
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: like you know, the coaches or the managers or whatever
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: they're going by whatever moneyball like, yeah.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: Whatever the computer spits out is what they do. So
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: the guy who's like, you know, pitching a uh, you know,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: like just a killer game, they take him out. They
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: put somebody somebody else in based on I forget there
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 4: whether whatever those numbers are.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: And I think with basketball, like none of the star
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: players like stay on a team for a long time.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: They just jump ship. Yeah. Hey, let me ask you
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: guys a question. Have you guys seen We'll start with
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: you on this one.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: Hammer and Hank, have you seen the the Justin Timberlake
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: video from his DUI arrest.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: Have you seen anything about that?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 18: I haven't.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: Oh you haven't seen the video? Oh, now this is
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: a video because you know, Justin Timberlake got busted for
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: driving under the influence. He was drunk, and then he
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: was really trying to fight to keep this, uh this
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: footage under wraps. They didn't work, and now now it's everywhere. Yeah, he.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 18: Had a hit record, Callde, I'm busted.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, all right, So I guess we'll come
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: back to you, Hank on the follow up question. But
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: half Big, did you see the video?
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 13: Justin?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: Neither one? Okay, I'm shocked by Hank.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 9: Hank.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: You work in pop radio, Hank. You should be up
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: on this, right all right.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: So obviously Justin Timberlake is super embarrassed by the whole thing,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: to the point where he was really fighting from the
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 4: legal stand when to keep the whole thing undrest.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: So ask both the guys the question, and we'll start
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: with you, Half Baked. Of all the things that have
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: happened in your life, what is the one one thing
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: that you are thankful there's not video of like.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 9: Me fighting people.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: There's definitely don't want that out there.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 4: There's there's no no videos of any of these fights
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: that you've been in. No, really, not even the one
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 4: where you were like beating up on your boss at work.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, not that you know of it, Which is
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: like I didn't go to the poop, Yeah, which.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: Which is which is crazy because like there's phones and
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: cameras and stuff everywhere. But yeah, all right, and what
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 4: about you, Hammer and Hank, what's the one thing of
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: all the things that have happened in your life, what's
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: the one thing you're thankful?
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: There's not video of the.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 18: One bomb concert in two thousand and one.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, because Hank, you you were on stage, you got
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: boot off stage?
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 18: Right, Yeah, I got boot off stage?
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: Wait? Why do they do you?
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 18: The audience didn't like it, Oh, no way.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 9: And what was this for?
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 18: It was a sense that the Doghouse made me.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: Do Okay, The Doghouse was a radio show that he
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 4: he worked on. Yeah, who was on the lineup?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: All right, so that was a long long time ago.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of music artists and everything, do you think
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: that I am right when I say that this AFROMN
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: story is the best story of the year. Yes, of course,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 4: do you agree with that half baked? Are you familiar
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: with that story, Afroman? Because I got high.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 9: Guy. Yeah, what.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: Guys, you know, not paying attention to the news. We
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: call you for the news segment. We tell them the news.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah away, yeah, all right, So happy you're you're aware
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 4: of who Afroman is, right, that's right?
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 4: So Afroman had his house raided by the cops. The
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: cops came in and they busted down his door. They
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 4: took a bunch of his cash.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: The one cop officer pound Cake was was eyeing up
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 4: as his They had guns, the kids were there, and
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: the whole thing. Anyway, he was so mad about this
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: whole day. All they ever, somebody had said that they
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: thought or they were trying to say that he had
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: kidnapped people.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: And had him in the basement.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: So anyway, he was so.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: Mad about this whole thing. He spent the next three
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: years writing songs about the officers involved and taking the
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: video camera footage from his security cameras and putting them
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: into the music videos, to where the police department turned
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: around and sued Afroman for defamation. And he just won
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 4: the case. And now these people look way worse than
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: they ever would have before because they were crying like
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: little babies about it.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 9: Well, there's lives should be miserable exactly, and it worked.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so far up we are? We are.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 18: All right?
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: Hammer and Hank, Yes, are you familiar with K pop?
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 13: Now?
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: Are you a fan of K pop? Okay? K pop?
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: Do you think the fandom is real or do you
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: think that most people are just saying that they're into
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: K pop because it's trendy.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 18: They should be into K pop because it's very good,
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 18: jarring music. It's trendy, and I think I should see
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 18: a K pop concert.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 9: You have one?
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: You have to see a K pop concert?
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 18: Yeah, like Black Pink, Black Pines group called Girl Set
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 18: Girl Now.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: Which which one is your favorite?
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 18: It's a time between Black Pink and Girl.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: Set, all right, Pink, Girl Set, Love for Cats Eye Okay,
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: all right? You know, uh, half baked.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of something that you would definitely about. Oh,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: how is your trip to San Diego?
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 13: There?
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: Did you hear about that?
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 15: I'm meeting a t SI April four?
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 13: Wait?
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: Are you going back to Santeego?
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 18: Union City?
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, but what about San Diego? But yeah, did you
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: go to San Diego. You traveled to San Diego. You
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: had your big angule trip yet it was awesome, okay,
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: And what did you do on your trip?
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 15: We went up Stills Barbecue, Phills Barbecue.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody write this down if you're ever going to
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: San Diego. There is some pro tips from happy. He says,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 4: go to Phill's Barbecue. And what did you order it?
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: Phills Barbecue, a full rack the Iltorial tried tips, sandwich,
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 1: corn and beans, and our coke?
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, hell yeah, mine blowing?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, all right, So you went to the barbecue place.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 4: And what else did you do while you were there?
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 4: What were some other highlights?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 18: You just talk smack about the bushes.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, talk smack about the bushes years ago, we're still
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: talking to Wow, you went all the way to San
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: Diego to do that. That's a that's a long way
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: to go for that. It's a long way to go
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: for them. All right?
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 4: Then, Hammer and Hank, Uh, you have your podcast? Can
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: you tell us about your podcast?
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 18: Podcast? My body run Hoppy called The Hammer and Hank Show,
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 18: which is available on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast,
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 18: and also hosts a weekly radio show called The Hammer
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 18: and Hank Radio show on Casey H A nine point
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 18: nine F. M.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 13: Hayward.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 18: If you're interested checking it out, you can listen to
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 18: me everyondesday live dot casey r Hradio dot com.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what this guy he knows how to promote,
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: because I did see on something about the Hammer and
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: Hank podcast with Ry Hoppy who still has that blue
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: dot over his face. I'm still trying to figure out
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: what that's all about.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 18: It's about his friendship with Team Man.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's his friendship with he's paying paying homage. Okay,
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 4: we were wondering what the hell that was all about.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 4: I didn't see that on a post about your podcast.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 4: You're trying to go on a date with a Latina?
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: How's that going? Yeah? And have you have you found
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: anybody to go on this date yet?
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 8: With?
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 6: Not?
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: Not really? Okay, so you're still trying, Yeah, do you
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: have any like what are the what are the parameters? Like?
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: What are you what are you looking for?
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 18: Anywhere between me's eighteen and fifty four?
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 4: Wow, wow, anywhere between eighteen and fifty four and not
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 4: be able to get both.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So eighteen and fifty four obviously have to
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: be a female and uh well yeah latina? All right?
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: And then anything else? I mean that, No other, no
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: other qualifications or things that you're looking for beyond that
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: short tall, full time job, their own.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 18: Car, full time job, their own car because I don't
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 18: know how to drive.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 9: Oh that would you know what?
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: Bill Murray doesn't neither? Does it matter if it doesn't
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 1: matter if they already have kids.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 18: It doesn't matter to me, all right?
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: Does it matter?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 18: Red song? It don't matter to me.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: Does it matter if if they already are in a
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: really if they already have, like say, a boyfriend or
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: a husband, does that bother you at all? Or are
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: you into being like a home wrecker?
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 18: No, I'm not being in a home wrecker.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 8: Do you love Ryan Secrets? He just came out and
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 8: said that he's on Tinder looking for love. Do you
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 8: have Tinder downloaded on your phone?
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 18: Why? No?
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: Oh you should try that. We'll talk. Oh, okay, just
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: in just in a date with a Latina? Yeah, okay,
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: we'll get that. We'll get that gone now now, half Bay.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: How's the job going. Are you any closer to retirement? No?
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 15: I'm not returning for twenty two years.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 4: You still got twenty two years left now, a lot
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: of work. The job that you currently have. Do you
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 4: think you're gonna be doing that job for the next
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 4: twenty two years or are you trying to break into
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: something else.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna do it for the rest of my life
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 16: a lot. I can't do it anymore.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, okay, Oh I always want to ask
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: you this have baked. How many jobs do you think
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: you've had in your life? What was your first job?
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 18: The movie theater?
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 1: The first job? And he loved that movie? Yeah, that
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: was his favorite one. Right, Yeah, I mean we've heard
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: about well until I got that's where you got the
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: fight with your boss? Right that was eight years later,
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: but at the movie theater? Correct?
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 15: Yeah, oh man, damn.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: All right. A question for you guys now this will
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: start with uh with Hank on this one, Hammer and Hank.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: Is there anything that you do to make yourself feel better?
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 4: Like if you're having a tough day, is there anything
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 4: that you do to make yourself feel better, like, for example,
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 4: like somebody might buy themselves flowers?
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: Do you do anything like that like to self?
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 18: And this is a music inst you love dog Marty
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 18: and eat some that's the food.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 4: And hangs out with the dog. Yeah, yourself half baked?
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 4: What do you do if you're having a tough day?
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 4: What do you do to make yourself feel better?
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 15: I've been pretty other than my high school days, I've
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 15: been pretty blessed.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I only had a rough time in high school.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, but like you don't have Like everybody's got a
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 4: bad day every once in a while, you don't do
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: anything that would help yourself.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: What do you think about?
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 4: Het me ask you this question, Half Big, you're a
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 4: man's man. Uh, what'd you say about a guy who
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 4: buys himself flowers to make himself feel better?
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 15: That's fine, fine, Okay, I would buy sees candy, Yeah.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 1: Like a good? Uh like a good like multi chocolate
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: box or something like that, sorted chocolate, nuts and chewes,
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: assorted chocolates. Hank, would you buy yourself flowers?
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 9: Never?
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: Never?
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 18: Why?
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 18: I'll buy a Latina flowers?
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: And I know we're running time here, fellows, so I
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: will ask you both one more question. Do you think
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: that do you think that NATO should help protect the
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 1: straight of horror?
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 9: Moved?
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 1: We'll start with you Hammer and Hank.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 9: Definitely okay, all right?
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 1: And and why.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 18: Because we don't want it a World War three?
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 1: So we don't want world War three. You've heard it
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: here first Half Baked, same question for you. Do you
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: think that NATO should be involved in protecting the straight
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: of horror mood?
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 1: All right, there you have okay, Haarron Hank and half Baked,
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: half Baked? Anything you'd like to mention or promote while
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: we have you?
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, she is telling the Union City Kishi, who's w
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 9: w w okay? What day is that four?
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 15: I don't know the address, but I bought his classic
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 15: Superstars figure, uh huh, and I'm going to have him
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 15: autograph in.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: Here.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 9: Something funny.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 18: It has a k D sticker on.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: That is old school. Now, where are you gonna proudly
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 1: display this in in your place?
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 11: Like?
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 4: Do you said it somewhere like real visible and prominent
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 4: or do you kind of stash it away so nobody
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 4: even sees it?
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 16: I have so much stuff you.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 15: Can't even believe it.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can believe it.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 4: Could I feel like you tell us about something different
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 4: every single time we talked to you. That's all your
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 4: paychecks go?
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: Did Ariki like sit on people's faces? During matches. Would
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: you want that? No?
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 4: No, no, okay, all right, all right, well thank you
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 4: having now Hammer and Hank of course, I'm sure you
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 4: just want to promote your your podcast. You can let
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: us know about that one more time. It's the What
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 4: the Hammer and Hank Podcast?
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 18: Well my buddy Ryan Hoppey. It's available now on Spotify
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 18: or wherever you get your podcast. And also my Wednesday
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 18: radio show called the Hey Hammer and Hank Radio Show,
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 18: which is on the air every Wednesday from ten am
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 18: to noon Pacific time. A live dot k c r
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 18: H radio dot com.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 1: There they are, ladies and gentlemen, Hammer and Hank and
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 1: Half Bell Show class fire. Thank you fellas. Always a
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 1: pleasure to talk to both of you. I'm glad we
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: were able to tell you so much about the news.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 18: And I'll talk to you radio We're real soon.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Thank you, Hank and half Bake.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: We'll talk to you later, all right, buddy, All right?
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: Then he just hung up a right, okay, bye. He's
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 1: never a really big on on God.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 7: He was in the mood for our ish today.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 1: It's usually our ish. Yeah, let's ask him. He knew
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 1: what this was. We're asking about news stories.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 7: He wasn't down.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's gonna go buy himself some flowers.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 18: Okay, Okay, I think I know what that is.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: People are asked questions like what would you do for
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 1: a million dollars? Or for a million dollars would you
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: X y Z?
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 7: Pretty much anything.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 4: Well, if someone wanted to use your land for something
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 4: other than what you thought it was intended to be
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: used for, and they were willing to pay, would you
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 4: take the deal? This woman, Ida Huddleson and her family,
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 4: they owned around twelve hundred acres of farmland. This is
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 4: outside of Maysville, Kentucky. Huge and just under a year
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 4: ago this company offered her to buy half the property half,
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 4: so six hundred acres.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: Damn And they were going to use the site for
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: an AI.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 4: Data center Okay, and they turned it down. They go, Nope,
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 4: that money don't mean nothing. It comes to land that
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 4: has been passed down through the family for generations and
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 4: it's more important for her to stay and hold and
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 4: feed a nation. And they offered her a million bucks
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 4: twenty six million dollars and they're like no, wow, four
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 4: a half for half of the property.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: You still you still have the other you had six
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 1: the other six hundred.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 7: I don't know if that kind of principles.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, a million bucks. Turned
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 5: that down a million, Yeah, twenty.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 4: Six, twenty six I'd be like a million dollars the
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 4: huge in Maysville, Kentucky. Twenty six million bucks is great everywhere,
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 4: she's better. That would be twenty six billion dollars.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: Wow, it would feel like that. Twenty six million.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 7: I can't even wrap my head.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't care, you don't care. Yeah, it's insane.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 14: They like their life, it's their life. It would change everything,
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 14: and maybe they don't want that.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 14: Some people don't want their lives to change.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: You can afford to have it not change.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 7: By yourself.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: You don't want that to happen. It doesn't have to happen.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 1: But you still have twenty six million.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 8: I mean, we had a friend that had like three
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 8: hundred acres and I asked him, I go, have you
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 8: even explored?
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 8: Have you used it like a drone to even look
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 8: over it? And he goes, no, Yeah, to still have
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 8: like six hundred acres left?
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 4: Man, there's I'm saying there's there. There are a lot
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 4: of people that own these big chunks of land. They're
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 4: getting these big offers, you know, because they're building these
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 4: AI data centers. Yeah, there's a lot of controversy around
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 4: those about the water supply beyond beyond nuclear entry energy soon. Yeah, right, Like, dude,
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 4: everybody can be we can all have all the energy
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 4: we need. A nuclear power plant, my clean energy. My
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 4: my grandfather was a big muckety muck in the nuclear industry. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 4: he was, uh, he lived. He led the team that
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 4: they built the nuclear reactors that power the submarines maybe
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 4: and the aircraft Carris. He was like in regular contact
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 4: at the time with President Reagan, Like he had a
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 4: relationship with President like he because he was leading.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 1: This whole charge.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 4: He had a really big job. And I don't understand
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 4: what grandpa did. But yeah, as I got older and
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 4: I started to understand more, and I was like, oh,
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 4: isn't that like all crazy dangerous? Yeah, no, dude, we
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 4: would have so much it's clean, right, you know, what
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 4: about the meltdowns?
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 1: And then like you know how much damage operator Like
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: there is so much misinformation around I get it, Like, yes,
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: you're right, Like it could be, but it's not right.
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 9: And that was.
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 7: Suplear energy power like all of France.
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah for the most part. Yeah, I forget exactly where.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 7: Are doing it?
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they talk about like how much energy a desalinization,
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 4: But build a nuclear power plant and have a desalinization plan, see,
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 4: and then you would never have to worry about droughts
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 8: And my god, stop, well I think AI centers are
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 8: You're definitely gonna help with that.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 4: Well it's like Sea Bass has said for all you know,
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 4: as long as we've known him, like you, you don't
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 4: conserve your way out of something.
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 1: You engineer, engineer your way out of it exactly.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 4: That's how you do it anyway. But would I would
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 4: take the twenty six million. You can build whatever the
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 4: hell you want.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 1: On that six hundred acres eight seven seven forty four
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• 2:02:35
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• 2:03:58
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  Speaker 4: eight to seven. All right, Greg Gory parting words of
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 4: wisdom please.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, once you start earning your own money, you realize
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: that your mom was right. You do have food at home. Yeah,
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 1: that's a big thing. I forget to Smithfield Foods.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 4: Uh huh man, their stock like uh went through the
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 4: roof because more, they're saying, because they just heard that.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, more people are eating at home. Yes, and so
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 1: they make Nathan's hot dogs, right, they make the spiral
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: cut hams and stuff like that. Yeah, and people are
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 1: eating at home. More people are eating at home.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you very much, great Gory, you
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 13: What.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 1: of your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it,
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 1: suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday. Have a
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 1: great day. SMDUBM. I quit this bitch.