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Stay close to a bathroom when that SCREWWORM gets here! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Richie. What's cracker like?
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  Speaker 3: And this is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 4: Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 5: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about Ren 1010. We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one and only dog, y'all. The classy, sassy,
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  Speaker 3: big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your face to me
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  Speaker 3: and in the place to be. And you're listening to
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  Speaker 3: John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 4: Rich, today is National what day?
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  Speaker 2: It is National Salmon Day. Or you might say National
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  Speaker 2: Salmon Day.
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  Speaker 4: Salmon Day.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard that too. It's delicious and good for you.
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  Speaker 2: It is National Cowboy Boot Day. I do not own
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  Speaker 2: a pair.
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  Speaker 4: Do you own a pair? I used to. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if I do anymore.
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  Speaker 2: And you're going to like this, John Jay, because I
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  Speaker 2: know you really love this documentary. In fact, you talked
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  Speaker 2: about it for several months. It is World Octopus Day.
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  Speaker 2: Celebrate the octopus, why don't you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my octopus teacher on Netflix. Incredible, incredible documentary. Yesterday
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  Speaker 4: on the show. We did something. I gave somebody Rich's
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  Speaker 4: phone number, but I was one digit off because my
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  Speaker 4: fingers typed it wrong. And we called this guy. And
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  Speaker 4: then we came up with the phrase. What do you
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  Speaker 4: call it? Phone number neighbor?
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  Speaker 2: Your phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: Now, the guy never picked up. Whatever. But I thought
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  Speaker 4: that'd be so much fun to all of us to
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  Speaker 4: call our phone number neighbor. So you take the last
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  Speaker 4: digit and change it and let them know. Like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: we call them.
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  Speaker 6: I kind of love this, though, because I don't know
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  Speaker 6: what my family did when everyone started to get phones
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  Speaker 6: and phone numbers, but literally almost every single person in
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  Speaker 6: my family is phone number neighbors.
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  Speaker 5: So my mom and my dad.
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  Speaker 6: have the same last four digits, just off by one number.
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  Speaker 6: Same with my grandma, same with my uncle, same with everyone.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Same thing for the master plan.
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  Speaker 6: Like us younger cousins, it's just the first six digits
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  Speaker 6: are the same.
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  Speaker 5: The last four are different.
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  Speaker 4: So when we call your phone number neighbor, do you
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  Speaker 4: already know who it is?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know who it is because ours are different
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  Speaker 6: for the last four. But like if you were to
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  Speaker 6: call my grandma and then do her phone number neighbor,
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  Speaker 6: either one up or one down, you would get one
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  Speaker 6: of her brothers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I got Kyle's here, so we're going to call
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  Speaker 4: Kyle's phone number neighbor. Oh, okay. So that you talk
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  Speaker 4: to them. You're going to be like, hey, I'm on
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  Speaker 4: the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man, you're on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: And what if they're like, shut up? What if they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: my God, no way. What's up? Phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 7: Let's hang out.
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  Speaker 4: Nine, one. Okay, it's your phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 8: Hi, if you record your name and reason for calling,
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  Speaker 8: I'll see if this person is available.
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  Speaker 4: You got to tell them.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, it's Kyle.
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  Speaker 7: I'm your phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 9: Kyle, please stay.
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  Speaker 8: On the line.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Who is it?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I'm actually kind of scared. I feel like Kyle. Don't
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  Speaker 7: hang up on me, phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: They're looking at their phone, reading.
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  Speaker 7: The thing across it, right?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 10: Hello?
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 10: Um, this is going to sound interesting, but who is this? I,
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  Speaker 10: why you're, you're the one who calls.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, because I am your phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: We, yeah, we do a radio show and we called
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  Speaker 4: somebody by mistake the other day, one digit off. And
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  Speaker 4: we thought, wow, that's a phone number neighbor. So everybody
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  Speaker 4: on the show is calling one digit off. So Kyle
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  Speaker 4: on the show, the show is called John Jane rich.
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  Speaker 4: You are one digit off from her phone number. So
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  Speaker 4: you are her phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Right now, I'm in the meeting. Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Howdy.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 11: Howdy.
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  Speaker 4: What's your name, though? Howdy, neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: Ronnie.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Ronnie. Have a great day. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 2: I have a nice phone number, neighbor.
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  Speaker 12: What a nice neighbor you have.
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  Speaker 4: You know what? You got that jerk real neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: You got a real nice phone number, neighbor.
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  Speaker 7: I got a nice phone number, neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was even in a meeting and picked up.
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  Speaker 7: Right on, Ronnie.
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  Speaker 8: Thanks, Ronnie.
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  Speaker 4: I wish we should just stop there. No, come on.
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  Speaker 4: You guys got.
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  Speaker 7: To call your phone number neighbors too.
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  Speaker 4: You call yours, I'll call mine. Okay, I'll call mine.
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  Speaker 4: Mine's going to stop.
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  Speaker 2: When do we stop when we've had enough? We never have.
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  Speaker 5: My phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Here it goes.
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  Speaker 7: The number you dialed has been changed.
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  Speaker 8: Disconnected.
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  Speaker 7: Try your other neighbor.
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  Speaker 9: Go down.
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  Speaker 7: The neighbor on your other side.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll call the neighbor on the left.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a phone call to sack.
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  Speaker 8: Your call did not go through. Please try your calling.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, Peyton. Hey, nope.
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  Speaker 5: I live on my own, on my own compound by
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  Speaker 5: myself because I'm rich.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, how sad.
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  Speaker 5: In my own land. In my mind.
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  Speaker 10: Maybe that means you have a really large house and
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  Speaker 10: a lot of, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a neighbor.
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  Speaker 5: I live in a mansion.
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  Speaker 4: This is my phone number, neighbor.
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  Speaker 8: Hey.
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  Speaker 7: It's a lot of numbers.
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  Speaker 4: I can do the math on it. There's potential here.
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  Speaker 14: Hello?
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, my name's John Jay. Who's this?
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  Speaker 8: Kayla.
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  Speaker 4: Kayla?
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  Speaker 6: Kayla.
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  Speaker 4: Kayla.
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  Speaker 2: Kayla.
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  Speaker 4: That's a T. Kayla. Hey, so I do a radio show.
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  Speaker 4: Can I talk to you on the radio real quick? Sure. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: I was just calling to tell you, you're my phone
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  Speaker 4: number neighbor.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: That means we are one digit off from each other.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Which digit?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to say because I don't want
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  Speaker 4: other people to call.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, then everyone will know you're followers.
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  Speaker 4: But we are one number off from each other. So,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. It's Kayla?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, with a T.
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  Speaker 4: Taylor. Not Taylor. Taylor. All right. Hey, what part of
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  Speaker 4: town do you live in? Where do you live?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I live in Tennessee.
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  Speaker 4: What part of Tennessee, coincidentally?
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  Speaker 8: I live in Chattanooga.
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  Speaker 4: Chattanooga.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: But are you from Arizona?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 4: I am, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I lived there for many years.
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  Speaker 4: What part?
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  Speaker 8: Queen Creek.
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  Speaker 4: Right on. Are you familiar with our radio show at all?
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  Speaker 8: I think I remember, actually.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. Yeah, we were on Kiss FM. She
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  Speaker 4: didn't like it, so she moved.
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  Speaker 16: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: John Jay and Rich, Kiss FM. I'm John Jay, and
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  Speaker 4: you are my phone number neighbor, so I just want
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  Speaker 4: to check in.
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  Speaker 13: That is so hilarious.
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  Speaker 14: Well, I hope you're doing good.
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  Speaker 13: Are you getting any calls from me?
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  Speaker 14: Taylor's funny.
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  Speaker 7: I love your phone number, neighbor.
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  Speaker 5: You guys have good neighbors.
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  Speaker 4: Taylor, hey, have a great day. Thank you so much
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  Speaker 4: for picking up.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, have a good one.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 4: Kyle and I win that game. Yeah, we're good neighbors.
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  Speaker 4: That was fun.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just lonely.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to check in on them every once in
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  Speaker 4: a while.
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  Speaker 5: No, Ronnie's going to be like, stop calling me. Taylor
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  Speaker 5: might be down.
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  Speaker 2: Ronnie and Taylor.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in a meeting forever. Awesome.
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  Speaker 16: All right.
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  Speaker 4: That's our fun little phone number neighbor. Phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: Phone number neighbor. John G.
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  Speaker 2: And Rich.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 6: I'm letting you know how your zodiac sign acts when
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  Speaker 6: you go to the airport.
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  Speaker 5: We always hear those airport stories.
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  Speaker 6: So if it's your birthday today, you are a Libra
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  Speaker 6: and you share a birthday with so many celebrities. First off,
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  Speaker 6: Bruno Mars, Bella Thorne, Nick Cannon, Matt Damon, Saucy Santana,
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  Speaker 6: Barbara Palvin, G Herbo, Sojourney Weaver, R.L.
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  Speaker 5: Stine, Tokyo Tony, and Jesse Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: Sojourney Weaver, you say?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Sojourney.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that her name?
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  Speaker 7: Sojourney Weaver?
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  Speaker 5: Sidge, Sidge, whatever her name is, you know who I'm
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  Speaker 5: talking about.
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  Speaker 7: You know what?
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  Speaker 14: Sojourney.
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  Speaker 4: Normally you roll right into Libras, but like Joanna's been
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  Speaker 4: holding forever, so let's say hi to Joanna first, and
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  Speaker 4: then we'll go to Libras. Joanna, hello. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 8: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm here.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so Cancers, when it comes to you and the
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  Speaker 6: airport scene, you stress pack three backup outfits in your
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  Speaker 6: carry-on just in case. You probably drank a little bit
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  Speaker 6: too much wine at the airport bar to calm your nerves,
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  Speaker 6: and you almost cry when the security guard yells at
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  Speaker 6: you about your liquids.
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  Speaker 15: Oh my God, that's funny because I don't drink. That's
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  Speaker 15: even funnier.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm like maybe not the wine part, but
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  Speaker 5: everything else.
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  Speaker 15: I do always carry like a spare outfit, even when
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  Speaker 15: I just, Drive like two hours away.
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  Speaker 13: I do carry a spare outfit just in case.
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  Speaker 5: You guys got it together.
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  Speaker 4: It's important. You never know.
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  Speaker 17: Very.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, Joanna.
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  Speaker 12: Bye.
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  Speaker 4: Before we go to Libros, because Valerie's been holding forever,
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  Speaker 4: let's say hi to Valerie. Hi, Valerie. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 15: Hi, I'm an Aries.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Aries, when it comes to you guys in the airport,
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  Speaker 6: you will stomp through the terminal like you are running
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  Speaker 6: an Olympic obstacle course.
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  Speaker 5: You are aggressively.
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  Speaker 6: Sighing behind anyone who's walking too slow, and you are
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  Speaker 6: treating gateboarding like it's a blood sport.
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  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 18: Sounds about right.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you guys so much.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, Valerie. Let's go to Libras.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Kyle is our Libra in the room. Libras, you in
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  Speaker 6: the airport, you will flirt your way into a potential
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  Speaker 6: seat upgrade.
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  Speaker 5: You will double.
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  Speaker 6: Fist an iced coffee and a cocktail and completely block
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  Speaker 6: the walkway trying to decide on which book you want
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  Speaker 6: to get from the little shop.
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  Speaker 10: That part, I probably would not be buying a book,
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  Speaker 10: but I probably would be trying to decide which candy
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  Speaker 10: to get.
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  Speaker 5: Or whatever you buy there. Just you're at the store
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  Speaker 5: trying to buy something.
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  Speaker 2: She's an indecisive candy buyer, too.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, and you need snacks.
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  Speaker 14: Have to.
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  Speaker 4: Indecisive. She's indecisive.
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  Speaker 2: Indecisive.
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  Speaker 4: How about Leos?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 6: So us Leos, we will strut through TSA in a
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  Speaker 6: full high fashion outfit like paparazzi are tracking our every move.
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  Speaker 6: Making an absolute scene when our bag gets flagged for inspection.
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  Speaker 6: I actually do get nervous every time my bag goes through.
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  Speaker 6: There's nothing in there.
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  Speaker 7: I just get nervous.
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  Speaker 10: But what if you forgot something was in there?
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  Speaker 15: I know, right?
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  Speaker 5: I'm like my contraband.
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  Speaker 4: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 6: Pisces, Rich, for you in the airport, you kind of
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  Speaker 6: romanticize the whole vibe, right?
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  Speaker 5: You put on your playlist, probably the one that has those.
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  Speaker 6: Couple hours that you just made, and you'll get wildly emotional,
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  Speaker 6: and you will not stop talking to the flight attendant
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  Speaker 6: to the point where she just gives you extra pretzels
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  Speaker 6: so you.
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  Speaker 4: Just shut up.
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  Speaker 2: That's 100% me. There's nothing about that that isn't true.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, sir, please stop talking to me. Here's more pretzels.
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  Speaker 4: Virgos, please.
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  Speaker 5: John Jay, for you, when it comes to the airport.
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  Speaker 6: You will arrive just a little bit early to where
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  Speaker 6: you're not too stressed out you are judging every person
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  Speaker 6: for using the wrong bin at security and for trying
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  Speaker 6: to cut you in line you have your boarding pass
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  Speaker 6: open on your phone just to show that you checked
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  Speaker 6: in early enough for that a.
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  Speaker 4: Boarding love it perfect If you miss your sign, they're
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  Speaker 4: all posted on our website, johnjainrich.com. Early in the morning,
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: a few weeks ago, a month ago, tried to get
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  Speaker 4: in the bathtub, slipped, fell, tore his meniscus.
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  Speaker 2: Hopped in the shower.
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  Speaker 4: Stupid ways for himself.
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  Speaker 2: Snap.
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  Speaker 4: Kyle, for some reason, stuck her hand in the air fryer,
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  Speaker 4: burnt her finger, then stuck her hand in the air
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  Speaker 4: fryer again and burnt her finger.
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  Speaker 5: So stupid.
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  Speaker 19: Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
• 10:49
  Speaker 19: Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
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  Speaker 4: So the stupid way you hurt yourself. Maddie, how did
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  Speaker 4: you hurt yourself in a real stupid way?
• 11:02
  Speaker 18: Oh, well, we do adult Easter every year and we
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  Speaker 18: give away alcohol and stuff. Well, I decided I smoke
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  Speaker 18: a little stuff before. And once we all went.
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  Speaker 13: I ran and ran immediately.
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  Speaker 18: Into the barn and ran into a deer hanger and
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  Speaker 18: gashed my head open. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 19: Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
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  Speaker 2: How do you even survive something like that? That sounds
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  Speaker 2: really bad.
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  Speaker 8: It honestly just left a little scar.
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  Speaker 15: It bled a lot.
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  Speaker 14: More than what it looked like.
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  Speaker 4: Can you tell us what a deer hanger is? I
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  Speaker 4: don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 18: So, whenever we, like, hunt in deer season, it's what
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  Speaker 18: we hang the dead deer on.
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  Speaker 12: Oh.
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  Speaker 7: It's literally like a big metal hook.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were about to say it's the
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  Speaker 4: horns that you stick on the wall. Gosh, I never
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  Speaker 4: seen that.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, it's like a big, big hook.
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  Speaker 4: God dang. All right. Okay. That's a stupid way to
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  Speaker 4: hear yourself.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yikes. Your parents come in, you're just hanging on a hook. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Happy Easter, Maddie.
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  Speaker 17: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Thanks for calling in. Kelly, stupid way you
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  Speaker 4: hurt yourself. What'd you do?
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  Speaker 11: I gave myself a black eye. You know how when
• 12:20
  Speaker 11: you get a new bottle of like vitamins and they
• 12:23
  Speaker 11: have that twist top on it and it's so easy
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  Speaker 11: to get off? Well, it's not so easy. I always
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  Speaker 11: jab at it with the knife because I can.
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  Speaker 17: Never get it.
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  Speaker 11: But one day I felt like I could and I
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  Speaker 11: wasn't going to stop until I did. And I kept
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  Speaker 11: pulling and tugging and it just wouldn't come off. So
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  Speaker 11: I just decided to give it just one more good try.
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  Speaker 11: And it came off with ease. And I smacked myself
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  Speaker 11: in the eye with the back of my hand and
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  Speaker 11: probably two knuckles.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're strong.
• 13:02
  Speaker 11: And then I saw DARS. And then, okay, so the
• 13:05
  Speaker 11: worst part about this, though, is that I had just
• 13:08
  Speaker 11: recently had been seeing this new guy, and I was
• 13:12
  Speaker 11: going to introduce him to my siblings, and so we
• 13:14
  Speaker 11: were meeting the next day at our favorite sports bar.
• 13:17
  Speaker 11: He didn't know I had a black eye. I had
• 13:19
  Speaker 11: my sunglasses on, and so when we get to the
• 13:21
  Speaker 11: sports bar, My fibs are sitting across and everything. I'm
• 13:25
  Speaker 11: standing there. And then I took off my glasses and
• 13:27
  Speaker 11: I'm talking and everything. And my brother's looking at me. Anyway,
• 13:30
  Speaker 11: here's my friend, so-and-so. And my brother looks at me
• 13:33
  Speaker 11: and he goes, do you have a black eye? And
• 13:35
  Speaker 11: I go, I do. And he goes, and then he
• 13:38
  Speaker 11: looks at my friend. And the friend looks at me
• 13:41
  Speaker 11: and he goes, do you have a black eye? And
• 13:42
  Speaker 11: my brother's like, wait a minute. So I said, no,
• 13:46
  Speaker 11: I gave myself a black eye. And He said, it's
• 13:50
  Speaker 11: like when you told mom and dad that the Hoover
• 13:52
  Speaker 11: gave you a hickey.
• 13:55
  Speaker 15: It's believable. It happened.
• 13:57
  Speaker 17: It really happened.
• 13:58
  Speaker 11: And I'm trying to tell them the story. He's just
• 14:01
  Speaker 11: not having it. They're just all sitting cross arm and
• 14:06
  Speaker 11: looking at me. And I'm just like, I'm not that
• 14:08
  Speaker 11: kind of girl.
• 14:09
  Speaker 8: It was awkward. It was so awkward.
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: Your poor friend is like, I swear I didn't touch her.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Did that relationship blossom into anything?
• 14:17
  Speaker 11: It did not.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: He was out.
• 14:20
  Speaker 14: Well, yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 11: No, I think after that, he just decided that it
• 14:25
  Speaker 11: wasn't going to work out because my family. But anyway,
• 14:28
  Speaker 11: stuff like that happens in real life.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: So let me ask you this, though. Did your parents
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: believe the Hoover hickey story? No. Okay, I was going
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: to say. Some guy gave you a huge hickey on
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: the neck, and you said you were screwing around with
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: a vacuum? Yes. I was 15.
• 14:45
  Speaker 11: I was 15 at the time, and I did the
• 14:48
  Speaker 11: blanket when I told them, and I thought it was
• 14:50
  Speaker 11: very believable.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Kelly. Thanks for calling in.
• 14:53
  Speaker 11: All right. You guys take care.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: I just got a DM. It says, I can't call in.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Stupid way to hurt myself. I was in the attic
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: getting something and didn't realize there was no planking over
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: the beams. I was crab crawling over the beams, rested
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: my butt on the drywall, and fell straight through the drywall,
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: through the roof, onto my garage concrete floor. Didn't break anything,
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: but I had a huge bruise, purple bruise on my
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: hip for a couple weeks. And now I'm terrified to
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: be on second floors, especially like a house or a
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: hotel where you can feel the floors hollow. I just can't.
• 15:27
  Speaker 14: That's like one of those movies.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: What movie is that where it's like someone's crawling and
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: they fall right to the floor?
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: There's a bunch of movies like that.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: It's Breakfast Club. That's it. Breakfast Club. I love those
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: stupid ways you're hurting yourself. Can't get enough of those.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Hey guys, it's time for Stacks and Hacks. Stacks and Hacks.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: I have stacks of information, like headlines, and Rich has
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: life hacks to make your life easier. Adidas is developing
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: a new pair of slip-on slides that double as ice packs.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: They're called recovery slides.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I like it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: You toss them in the freezer for 30 minutes, you
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: wear them around. The internet is LOLing, but I think
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: it sounds good to me.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Sounds really cold.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: I'm down.
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: Seems like that would be right up all the athletes
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: in recovery.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: Seems miserable.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: I would like it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: Oh, my feet are cold?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: You have permanent recovery feet. People are looking into more
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: ways to take their pets out trick-or-treating. PetSmart announced two
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: in-store events happening at all locations. Petco also has trick-or-treating
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: later this month, which is kind of cute. But I'd
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: just say throw a costume on your dog, walk him
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: around with the kids. The safest states in America. There
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: is a whole thing. Wyoming, because nobody lives in Wyoming.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Except for the people that listen to our show. Wyoming
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: is number 11. Arizona is number 14. New Mexico is
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: number 30, as far as the states go. The safest
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: states are Vermont, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, and Connecticut. The
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: unsafest states, the bottom five, are Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Florida,
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: and Arkansas. Two men were pulled over this weekend. They
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: were driving a couch down a busy road in Charlotte,
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: North Carolina. Police posted a photo showing a small couch
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: straddling two electric scooters.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: I was wondering.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: I was like, they were driving the couch?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: How are we going to move this? Well, we got
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: two scooters. Let's go.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: That's very funny.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Does anybody here have a friend, Rich, that likes to
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: tell you the same stories over and over again? A
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: new poll says 28% of us Have a friend that
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: will not stop a friend from repeating themselves. 41% say
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: they probably interrupted. Another 20% say they shut down and
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: they just let them tell the story. I do that.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Rich tells this story a lot. Have you guys heard
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: this story? Which one?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: You know, I met Gladys Knight when I worked in Dallas.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I worked for a station that did these concerts. And
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: she was doing like a little show for the radio station.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: They were all hanging out in rehearsals. And she walks
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: up to me.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: She's like... I'm supposed to go up and rehearse, but
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I ain't had one chip. Get me a chip. Get
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: me a bag of chips. So I'm like, all right,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I'll go get you a bag of chips. So I
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said. She
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: does the concert. She thanks me during the show for
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: a bag of chips. She's like, because of this man,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I got a bag of chips. That's why I'm sick
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: of the night. So she was very cool.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I like her a lot. She's a cool lady.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Kyle's the friend that just says nice every time.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: I say it. She's like that Taylor Swift on Saturday
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Night Live.
• 18:20
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. That was so funny. Okay. Guess which state
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: is the most Botox-obsessed state and which state is the least.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Arizona.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: No.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Wrong.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: What, Nevada?
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: California.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Wrong.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: New York.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: New York is the most Botox-obsessed state. Mississippi is the
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: least Botox-obsessed state. So this is interesting. I'm not totally
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: against this. because it saves money, but apparently there's a
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: new trend. Parents are using AI to generate picture day
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: style images of their kids because they can avoid paying
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: for it on picture day.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting. So you already know what your kid looks like.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Just dress it up as a school pic.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: And they're also, that way they don't have to put
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: the watermarks on the picture. They don't have to pay
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: extra for it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Those pictures are expensive.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: It's actually kind of genius.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: It is kind of genius. I found some of my
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: old ones when I was a kid and I had
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: AI clean them up. I like that a lot. Coca-Cola
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: is going to launch two new flavors in 2027. Coca-Cola
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Cherry Lime and Coca-Cola Strawberry Float. Anybody here ever had
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: LASIK surgery?
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: No, but I would love LASIK.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: You would?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: You know how they discovered LASIK surgery?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: It was found by accident. A nearsighted boy got into
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: a fist fight. His glasses shattered, sending a piece of
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: glass into his eye. After a doctor removed the glass,
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: he found out that the tiny cuts had flattened the
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: cornea and the kid could see better. Wow.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: What are the chances?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I know. What are the chances for this? Listerine. How
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: many here have tried Listerine?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: You know what that was first?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Listerine was marketed as a feminine hygiene product in 1932,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: specifically to clean and, quote, deodorize your lady parts.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no. That sounds painful.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: Really bad.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Somehow they turned into mouthwash. No. You do the math.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: They didn't change any ingredients or anything.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: What do you got, Rich, for life hacks?
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: So, you know, cold, allergy season, it's here. Flu season,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: it's here. So how do you know if you got
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: a cold or if you got allergies? Because most of us.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I ask you that all the time.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Most of us in here will be like, do you
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: think that's allergies? I'm asking you specifically. That's why I
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: went down a deep dive of WebMD. And they say,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: here's how you tell, because both of them, you get
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: stuffed up, sneezing, runny nose. That's allergies and cold. But
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: if it's allergies, you probably have itchy, watery eyes. That
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: points towards allergies. And if it gets better, if you
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: go inside a little bit, that's probably allergies because you're
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: removing the thing that you're allergic to. But if it
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: stays pretty bad, like if you have like, you know,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: like a fever or body aches, that means that you've
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: got something that's going to last a little longer than
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: you stay home. That's probably a cold.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Or the flu.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: So if you like leave the thing that's making you
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: irritated and you still feel like crap, you're probably sick, sick,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: not just allergies. So that's.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Could I be allergic to you guys?
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, probably are.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Plus, you know, you always complain about the vents in
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: this room, causing you to have allergies. All right, that
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: life hack and many more are going to be found
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: at johnjainrich.com.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: We're getting ready for War of the Roses. Mel, what's
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: going on?
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: I think my fiance is cheating on me, and I
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: need you guys to call him.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's what we'll do. War of the Roses starts
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: next with John Jane Rich. There might be going side.
• 21:45
  Speaker 12: Hey, dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: War of the Roses starts.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Right now on John Jay and Rich. All right, let's
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: get ready for War of the Roses. You think someone's
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: cheating on you, so you come to us. We're going
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: to find out for sure. Good morning, Mel. How are you?
• 22:01
  Speaker 14: I'm doing all right. Yeah?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: What's your story? What's going on?
• 22:06
  Speaker 14: We've been together for about two years and engaged for
• 22:10
  Speaker 14: a couple months now, and we've He's been really weird
• 22:13
  Speaker 14: with me lately. He came home at 3 a.m. the
• 22:16
  Speaker 14: other night, and he's working nonstop because apparently he's busy
• 22:21
  Speaker 14: for the holidays, and he barely communicates.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: When he goes out.
• 22:26
  Speaker 14: And I know when this man's lying to me because
• 22:28
  Speaker 14: he does this lip thing that's kind of quivering whenever
• 22:31
  Speaker 14: he lies. And the last time, actually the last three times,
• 22:38
  Speaker 14: I actually called him at work, and The first time,
• 22:42
  Speaker 14: he wasn't there. The second time, he wasn't there either.
• 22:45
  Speaker 14: The third time, I finally.
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: Asked the girl when he was supposed to come in,
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: and she.
• 22:49
  Speaker 14: Goes, well, he doesn't work here anymore.
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: And I'm like, excuse me?
• 22:54
  Speaker 14: She tells me this mother hasn't been working there for
• 22:56
  Speaker 14: six months. So for six months, he's been getting dressed,
• 23:02
  Speaker 14: leaving the house, pretending like he has a job that
• 23:04
  Speaker 14: he doesn't go to. So there's definitely another woman. And yeah,
• 23:09
  Speaker 14: I'm sure of it.
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: Is there any other behavior that you can pinpoint that
• 23:15
  Speaker 10: leads you straight to cheating? Because I could see him
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: doing that because he's embarrassed. Maybe he lost his job
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: or he got fired and doesn't want to fess.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Up to you.
• 23:23
  Speaker 14: No, just the fact that he barely communicates now. We
• 23:28
  Speaker 14: don't really have sex anymore.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's a big caveat.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big one. He might just be waiting
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: for you to bust him to call off the engagement,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: you know? He might be one of those wusses.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: How about paying the bills and stuff? If he doesn't
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: work there in six months, have you seen his checking
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: account or how are you paying the bills? Is he helping?
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: I haven't seen his checking. He has been.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, interesting.
• 23:52
  Speaker 14: So that's why I'm so confused.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: So maybe he's got another job and you don't know
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: about it. Maybe he's got a side hustle.
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: Maybe it's an embarrassing job.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Selling feet pictures on the side, doesn't want you to know.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: I'm like, but still, regardless, like going to the length
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: to like get dressed up to go to work and
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: like hug and kiss your girl by and then walk
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: out and not go to your job is like pretty crazy.
• 24:12
  Speaker 10: Or like if you did get a new job and
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: not tell you about it, like also very strange behavior.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Like it's weird regardless.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: What job has you coming home at 3 a.m.? Bartender.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Mobile DJ. Yeah, there you go. Mobile DJ service.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what he's doing. Listen, I don't work in
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: finance anymore, but I do spin the hits.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. What's your fiance's name, Mel?
• 24:34
  Speaker 17: Jaden.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: All right, we're going to get Jaden on the phone.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: We're going to find out what's going on. Who is
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: he going to send flowers to? This is gripping, you guys. Gripping. Griping.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: All right, War of the Roses continues next for John
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Dean Rich. We are in the middle of War of
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: the Roses. You got Mel on the line. She thinks
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: her fiance is cheating on her, and she's got quite
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: a few reasons why. First of all, she just found
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: out he's been lying about his job. He got fired
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: six months ago, but he still gets dressed every day
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: to go to work. That's a big one. Second of all,
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: they don't get intimate anymore. Anything else, Mel? I mean,
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: those are two big ones.
• 25:12
  Speaker 14: Those are the main ones.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Those are the main ones.
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: All right. Kyle, you ready to go?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I'm ready.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: All right, Mel. We are calling your fiance, Jaden.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: Hello?
• 25:32
  Speaker 14: Hi.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Is Jaden available?
• 25:34
  Speaker 20: Speaking.
• 25:35
  Speaker 16: Oh, perfect.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: So hi, Jaden. My name is Holly. I'm with a company.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: We're called JNR Flowers. This is a really cool call
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: for you.
• 25:39
  Speaker 10: I know you're probably like, what the heck is going
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: on here? But you've actually been chosen to be a
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: micro influencer for us. So what this means for you
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: is you get to send our most romantic bouquet of
• 25:48
  Speaker 10: roses to surprise someone special in your life.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: And it's totally free for you, Jaden.
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: We're just kind of hoping that maybe you post about us,
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: get the word out, tell everyone how great JNR Flowers is.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Ah, that's cool.
• 25:58
  Speaker 16: So I could be like the TikTokers and Instagram and
• 26:02
  Speaker 16: all that and grow up my page?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 10: And, well, because you're going to do that for us,
• 26:08
  Speaker 10: we can just say this is going to be totally
• 26:10
  Speaker 10: free for you. I'm not going to ask you for
• 26:11
  Speaker 10: a credit card or any other personal information. We do
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: like to send out a little message with the bouquet.
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: And this, we really just want to be personal. So
• 26:19
  Speaker 10: we actually have some new technology where we actually... we
• 26:22
  Speaker 10: go ahead and record a voice memo from you. And
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: instead of like a written out card, whoever is going
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: to receive this gift will actually hear your message. So
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: whenever you're ready, that's really the only thing that I'll
• 26:32
  Speaker 10: need from you. You just say the message you want
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: to say, and then we'll go like, you know, name
• 26:37
  Speaker 10: and address and get them sent out probably as early
• 26:40
  Speaker 10: as today.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: That's pretty cool. Sweet.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. Let's do it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: So we are recording right now. At the tone, please
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: record your message.
• 26:52
  Speaker 16: I really do appreciate everything. I mean, everything you do
• 26:56
  Speaker 16: for me.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: Do you want to add like a love Jaden sincerely or?
• 27:02
  Speaker 16: Oh, um, yeah. I mean, it's well, no, no, that's, that's,
• 27:08
  Speaker 16: that's fine as it is.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: I like you leaving a little mystery.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: Uh, and then who are we addressing this? Who are
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: we sending these flowers to?
• 27:17
  Speaker 16: Alexia.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: Alexia.
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: Who's Alexia Jaden?
• 27:21
  Speaker 17: Alexia.
• 27:22
  Speaker 16: Ah, just someone really cool, that's all.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: Who are you sending roses to? Who's Alexia?
• 27:26
  Speaker 18: Sorry, who?
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: What? Hello?
• 27:29
  Speaker 21: Jaden, it's me.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: It's Mel.
• 27:31
  Speaker 18: Mel?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: What?
• 27:32
  Speaker 16: Are you f * * * ing kidding me? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: What?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: What the f * * *?
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: It's the only way I can get answers out of you.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: Who's Alexia?
• 27:42
  Speaker 15: Uh.
• 27:43
  Speaker 16: I'm so confused. Mel, what is this? Like, why are
• 27:47
  Speaker 16: you here? Like, what's going on?
• 27:48
  Speaker 14: I'm sitting here listening to my fiance saying another bitch
• 27:50
  Speaker 14: flowers while you've been lying to my face for months.
• 27:53
  Speaker 16: I'm sorry, what the f * * * is this, Mel? Like,
• 27:55
  Speaker 16: what's going on here?
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: Who's Alexia? Who's Alexia?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Nobody.
• 28:00
  Speaker 16: What are you talking about? I'm so confused right now.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Like, this, what?
• 28:03
  Speaker 14: I mean, I feel like I've heard that name before, but.
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: I... That's your manager. That's your manager. That's your old manager.
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: What?
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 17: Alexis, you're old.
• 28:14
  Speaker 16: You're a manager. You're crazy. I don't know.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: Huh?
• 28:18
  Speaker 13: I know you're not working.
• 28:18
  Speaker 14: I know you haven't been working for a good handful
• 28:20
  Speaker 14: of months.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: You got fired from being a manager.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 28:25
  Speaker 18: How the fuck?
• 28:29
  Speaker 14: You didn't have to tell me anything. I called your job.
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: You haven't worked there in six months.
• 28:35
  Speaker 16: No, this is not right.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: This is not right.
• 28:37
  Speaker 16: This is not right. You're not right about it. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> Wait,
• 28:42
  Speaker 16: you called my job?
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: What? Huh?
• 28:44
  Speaker 14: Well, that's the thing.
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: It's not your job.
• 28:47
  Speaker 14: You've been lying about going to your job.
• 28:49
  Speaker 21: I'm telling you, like, why are.
• 28:50
  Speaker 16: You, like, like, why are you, like, stalking, like, going
• 28:53
  Speaker 16: around and, like, calling everybody, asking where I'm at?
• 28:56
  Speaker 14: Because you've been putting work clothes on and leaving the
• 28:58
  Speaker 14: house every day like you're going to work.
• 29:01
  Speaker 13: So where are you going?
• 29:02
  Speaker 14: Are you going to her house?
• 29:04
  Speaker 16: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: What?
• 29:08
  Speaker 16: No, no, no, no, no.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
• 29:14
  Speaker 21: Don't say that.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: We were having a nice date.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: We are, we are.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Why does it matter? No, we were having a nice date.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: We are, we are, we are.
• 29:25
  Speaker 21: Right now it looks like you're f * * *
• 29:26
  Speaker 21: ing your manager.
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: You got fired for it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: You kept f * * * ing her.
• 29:29
  Speaker 14: And you came home to me pretending like you.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Had a long day at work.
• 29:32
  Speaker 16: Look, I didn't just get fired because of that, but
• 29:35
  Speaker 16: it's just like.
• 29:36
  Speaker 14: Oh, it's just because of that.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, God, okay.
• 29:40
  Speaker 16: That's not.
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: I'm not.
• 29:41
  Speaker 14: Trying to say that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 16: That's not what I meant.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: You f * * * ed her while we were engaged, too.
• 29:47
  Speaker 14: I wonder if it was before.
• 29:48
  Speaker 16: Okay, okay, it started before... It started before... It started before...
• 29:55
  Speaker 16: Was it before.
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: You got fired.
• 29:59
  Speaker 14: Or before you put a ring on my finger?
• 30:00
  Speaker 16: Can you just give me a second and let me
• 30:02
  Speaker 16: f * * * ing explain?
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: Please?
• 30:04
  Speaker 17: Like, please?
• 30:04
  Speaker 14: Explain what?
• 30:06
  Speaker 17: You lost your job because you.
• 30:07
  Speaker 14: Couldn't keep your d * * * out of your
• 30:09
  Speaker 14: manager and then spent six months playing f * * *
• 30:11
  Speaker 14: ing dress-up every.
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: Morning so you could go see her.
• 30:14
  Speaker 16: I wasn't going over there every morning. I wasn't going
• 30:17
  Speaker 16: over there.
• 30:18
  Speaker 10: No.
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: Oh, perfect.
• 30:20
  Speaker 14: So sometimes you were fake unemployed somewhere else.
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: Thank God.
• 30:23
  Speaker 14: I feel so much better.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 30:25
  Speaker 16: F * * * this. I'm not going to do
• 30:26
  Speaker 16: this with you. I'm done.
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: You're not doing shit with me anymore.
• 30:30
  Speaker 14: Go send Alexi another fucking bouquet and ask if she's hiring.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: A lot of bleeps on this War of the Roses. Jaden,
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: you're on the air, John Jane Rich. So Mel thought
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: you were cheating. See who you send the flowers to.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: And she was right. So, Mel, how do you feel?
• 30:46
  Speaker 14: I knew it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 18: I knew it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 14: I didn't know to what length.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: It's a lot.
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: It's a lot in the morning.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know how he was thinking she wasn't going
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: to get caught eventually.
• 30:57
  Speaker 21: Well, right.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: And he was just like tripping over his own words.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, how did you know?
• 31:01
  Speaker 17: What?
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: How did you know? I didn't know that didn't happen.
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: I just think like at the very least, like you're
• 31:07
  Speaker 10: finding this out now before you did actually marry him
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: and walk down the aisle.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Jaden, you're silent. You don't understand. You're on the radio.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: Off.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Whoa. Okay.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: He sounds nice.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: That's War of the Roses. You know how you guys
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: are big Rihanna fans and you keep talking about when's
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: her next album coming out? I saw this information. I
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: don't know if you guys know it. I don't know
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: if you're bringing it up in the entertainment news, but
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: I saw that she says that she reportedly has, you
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: see this?
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: What?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Like 170 unreleased songs.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: In the vault, already done, ready to go. She leaked
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: it like on a TikTok live or something. But then
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: here's the thing I heard. And this, when I found
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: out the answer, I knew the answer, but I couldn't
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: think of it right away. And it was, what does
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Rihanna call her fans?
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: It's like the army.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 32:10
  Speaker 14: It's not?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: It's the Navy.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Navy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Gaga's got monsters, right? You've got the Swifties.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: I don't think I knew that.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: And I was like, once I heard Navy, I was like, oh.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Navy.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Why is it Navy?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Is it because of her SOS song?
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: Maybe.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: It's a good question.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Earlier this morning, we were having some fun with our
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: phone number neighbor, right? So we were, it was all
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: of us were calling our phone number, but one digit off.
• 32:41
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: So like if your last digit was a nine, you
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: would either go eight or zero. And then we would
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: call that person and say, you're my phone number neighbor.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: In fact, here's what would happen with mine.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Hi, my name is John Jay. Who's this?
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: Kayla.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I was just going to tell you, you're my phone
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: number neighbor.
• 32:55
  Speaker 10: OK.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: That means we are one digit off from each other.
• 32:59
  Speaker 14: That is so hilarious.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Well, I hope you're doing good.
• 33:02
  Speaker 13: Are you getting any calls from me?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Taylor's funny.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: I love your phone number, neighbor.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: You guys have good names.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: All right, Taylor. Hey, have a great day. Thank you
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: so much for picking up.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: Have a good one.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Bye. That was awesome. That was like an hour and
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: a half ago. Well, Kendra, you have a story behind
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: your phone number, neighbor.
• 33:23
  Speaker 21: Yes, I have Banner Physical Therapy as my phone number, neighbor.
• 33:28
  Speaker 14: It took me a while to figure that out.
• 33:30
  Speaker 21: I thought that they'd just given out the wrong number
• 33:32
  Speaker 21: because I was getting copious amounts of calls from old
• 33:35
  Speaker 21: people needing me for their physical therapy.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I think I might have called you.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Is it their last number?
• 33:42
  Speaker 15: Yes, the meniscus.
• 33:43
  Speaker 21: That was you.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Is it the last number?
• 33:48
  Speaker 21: No, it's not the last number. They were reversing two
• 33:52
  Speaker 21: of the numbers.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Okay. Cause I thought it'd be fun to hang up
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: on you and Google banner and then call you.
• 33:58
  Speaker 21: You know what you guys just tried. You, you tried
• 34:00
  Speaker 21: to call me back and it was spammed anyway, but no,
• 34:03
  Speaker 21: so I can't get calls from you, but I can
• 34:05
  Speaker 21: from every other old person in the state.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: That's amazing. Well, thanks for sharing that Kendra. Thanks for listening.
• 34:11
  Speaker 15: Thank you.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Michael, you got a phone number neighbor story.
• 34:17
  Speaker 22: Oh yeah. I, um, when I made my, my lady's
• 34:20
  Speaker 22: phone number, I made it one digit off from mine
• 34:22
  Speaker 22: just so I would remember it. Um, and when I got,
• 34:26
  Speaker 22: I got booked into jail for something not serious. I, uh,
• 34:29
  Speaker 22: went and I was trying to remember all the numbers,
• 34:31
  Speaker 22: but luckily I put all my family's numbers one digit
• 34:34
  Speaker 22: off from each other. And, uh, once you get into jail,
• 34:37
  Speaker 22: you get booked into jail, they take your phone, but
• 34:38
  Speaker 22: there's phones in there, but you can only dial the
• 34:40
  Speaker 22: numbers to remember. And, you know, there's, there's only two
• 34:43
  Speaker 22: phones and a bunch of gentlemen around the phones and, uh,
• 34:48
  Speaker 22: It was just so funny because I was dialing all
• 34:49
  Speaker 22: the numbers. I just remembered them off the top of
• 34:51
  Speaker 22: my head, and everybody was just getting super mad at me.
• 34:54
  Speaker 16: Like, how does this guy.
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: Know all these numbers?
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: What did you get booked in jail for, dude?
• 35:03
  Speaker 22: Street racing, and then, yeah, that was that time.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Wow, so you're, like, fast and furious, and then you
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: just know everyone's number like you're Rain Man? You're like, wow.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: I don't remember anybody's number. That's so hard.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Just yesterday I had to fill out papers and I
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: couldn't remember Stacy, my wife's number. And she got mad.
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: You've got to know that one.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I had to lean over and go, what's your number again?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I know it's like a 480 something. She's like, that's
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: all you got?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Michael, that's a great life hack you got right there, man.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: You took it a different way. Yeah, you too, Michael.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Like to take it, he's using it as safety.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Just in case.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to issue an apology,
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: but I definitely want to talk about Ted Lasso. So,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: it's season four, and all season, I've been kind of
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: talking about how mid it is.
• 35:57
  Speaker 10: You have.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Well, the season finale dropped yesterday, and it's fantastic.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: It is so fantastic. It almost makes up for the
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: midness of it. It's almost like they were doing it
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: on purpose.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: It was that great?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: I thought it was great. I just thought it was fantastic.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: And I don't think I'm ruining anything, but there's got
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: to be a next season. Because you remember how it was? Like,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Ted Laska was huge, and then Jason Stig was like,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: I'm out. I'm done. But then Apple threw a bunch
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: of money at him for season four.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: But they kind of wrapped up a storyline where it's like,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: you look at his life, and then you could be done.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: And then this season, they had kind of had to
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: come up with a whole new thing. And it's been...
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: mildly enjoyable, I will say, for me. Up to this point.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: But I haven't seen the finale yet. How far are you?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I think I'm on episode five.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, I think there's eight episodes.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: I think I've only seen three so far.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: This is so inside, but I guess they changed the
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: name of the last episode two weeks ago. And like
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: super fans, like, why would they do that? What's it mean?
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Like whatever the, the change of name from like, you know,
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: make a wish to the long walk home. I don't,
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like I never paid attention
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: to that, but I saw it all over the news.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: And when I watched the episode yesterday, I don't know
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: why they changed the name, but it was so good.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: It's almost an hour long too. And it was, it
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: was fantastic. I'll wait through anyway. Okay.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: A redemption story.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: And Peyton, what are you watching?
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm watching a couple shows right now. I'm watching
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: A Different World, John Jay, the one that you told
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: me to watch. I really like that show. It's a
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: really good one.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: The original or the reboot?
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: Well, we're watching the reboot, but we're going to get
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: into the original, which I'm excited about. But I started
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Carrie on Amazon Prime.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Talk to me.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: It's actually really good. I'm really enjoying it right now.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I'm a huge Stephen King fan. I just don't like
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: it always when they adapt them.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: I've never seen the original Carrie. I've never seen any
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Carrie show or movie or.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Anything like that.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: And so when there was like supernatural stuff going on,
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: I was like, why would they do that?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Because it's Halloween.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: And then I Googled it and that's like Carrie is supernatural.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: That's Stephen King. That's what he does.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: But it's like.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Basically Carrie, they have her as a girl who was homeschooled,
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: who never left her house. And they put her into
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: like actual high school after her dad passes away.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: And so she's like really weird, doesn't know anything, doesn't
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: have a phone. And basically she like.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Gets bullied is kind of the whole premise. And she gets, like,
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: taken in by the mean girls.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: And it's, yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: That's kind of what happens in the movie. I remember
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: seeing part of the movie. And she's bullied. And then
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: prom comes. And they're really mean to her at prom.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: And then they pour a bucket of blood on her. Right?
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: But then she goes. Then she turns into supernatural and
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: starts killing people.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: She's supernatural in the beginning.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: And you know that whatever happened at prom happens, like,
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: right on.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: It's starting off as, like, a documentary.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: With the town.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: It's actually really good.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, so the prom thing is in the beginning? Yeah.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, you know, like, they'll talk about, like, and
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: then prom night happened.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: And they'll talk about Carrie. Four weeks later.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: She's a murderer. She's evil. And other people were like,
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: she was misunderstood. She's a victim.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: It was good. At the end of the Carrie movie,
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: I remember there was, like, rubble. Like, this, like, whatever,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: the school's all burned down. And someone's walking over the rubble.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: And a hand comes out and grabs somebody. And that's
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: how it ended.
• 39:04
  Speaker 15: Oh, really?
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: Pass.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like there's a fire. And her prom date
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: was John Travolta.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Okay. Hey, we're going to play a minute to win this.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: We do need a contestant at 877-937-1047. First, Ray's got
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: a number neighbor story. What's up, Ray?
• 39:19
  Speaker 15: Hey, so my number neighbors were my sisters. There were
• 39:23
  Speaker 15: four of us, and my stepdad got us all numbers
• 39:26
  Speaker 15: right in a row with each other for school one time.
• 39:29
  Speaker 15: I had to give a classmate my phone number for
• 39:33
  Speaker 15: a school project. Like two months later, he calls me,
• 39:36
  Speaker 15: and I'm like, why are you calling me? He's like, oh,
• 39:38
  Speaker 15: I'm so sorry.
• 39:39
  Speaker 22: I made a mistake.
• 39:40
  Speaker 15: My sister's phone number is one digit off from yours
• 39:43
  Speaker 15: at the end. I'm like, really? Which of my sisters
• 39:46
  Speaker 15: is also your sister? Wow.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: What?
• 39:53
  Speaker 14: And?
• 39:53
  Speaker 15: He didn't have a comeback for that. He's like, maybe
• 39:57
  Speaker 15: I just got it wrong. Maybe it's a different number
• 39:59
  Speaker 15: that's off.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: So he was totally lying?
• 40:03
  Speaker 15: He was absolutely lying.
• 40:04
  Speaker 14: And you just busted him.
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Which is one thing that couldn't possibly be true, but
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: So, was he calling you to flirt with you, or
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: was he actually calling your sister to ask you out,
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: and he called you by mistake, or he was just, like,
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: what was the reason?
• 40:17
  Speaker 15: Yeah, rumor had it he had, like, a crush on me,
• 40:20
  Speaker 15: and he tried to deny it, but, yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Okay. All right, thanks, Ray. I love that. Sharon.
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: Hi, John Jay, how are you?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Good, how are you? What's up?
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: I'm good. I actually have a question for Miss Kyle.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: A couple of weeks ago, I was listening to the podcast,
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: and she was getting ready to do her three things
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: she needed to know. And she said she's going to
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: let us know why a Big Mac is really pissing
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: her off. And then she never told us.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Kyle.
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: The Big Mac is taking me off?
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: Pissing you off, yes. You were like, and I'm going
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: to tell you why a Big Mac is pissing me
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: off right now. And then you never told us. What
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: was the Big Mac story? What if the Big Mac
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: was weeks ago?
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: That's tough.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: I'm going to have to go back into the archives.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Sharona, are you sure you didn't mishear that? You're not
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: like John Jay and Kylan have hearing problems and hearing things.
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: No, I was like, and then the three things came
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: up and she never said, and I thought, well, maybe
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: it'll be tomorrow. And then I just never heard. And
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: I was wondering what in the world a Big Mac
• 41:14
  Speaker 8: is doing.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: That's called a tease to hold you over. And she's
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: going to answer that probably next week.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: Because now I'm calling from Mexico asking, what happened?
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: You missed the part where she says, in three weeks,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you why.
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: The Big Mac is pissing you off.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: Well, now I'm going to have to.
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: It must not have made you too mad because you
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: don't remember.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I don't recall Kyle being angry at a Big Mac.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Hey, do you know the exact date of it? No,
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: because I.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: Live in New Mexico now, so I usually listen the
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: day after. But it was in Three Things You Need
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: to Know, and how she usually gives the tease, like,
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: I'm going to tell you why a Big Mac is
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: really pissing me off.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: But hold on, hold on, hold on. You live in
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: New Mexico. That doesn't mean, so if you're a day behind,
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: that means you heard it yesterday?
• 41:52
  Speaker 21: No, no, no.
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: I heard it a couple days ago, and then I
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: just now remember this morning to call.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that tease.
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: It was probably last week.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, you come after a Big Mac, you're probably
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: going to get a lot of people in this room
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: reacting strongly.
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: That's why I was wondering what it was, but maybe
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: it wasn't that big of a deal.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Was it a tease into a song? Or was it
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: a tease like.
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: I don't know of a song about a Big Mac,
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: but maybe. Mac Tonight! I'm going to have.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: To go into the archives.
• 42:20
  Speaker 10: We do a lot of stories. I read a lot
• 42:22
  Speaker 10: of stories, so it's hard to remember them all.
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: I know, and your three things you need to know
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: are never related, so... All right, well, maybe it wasn't really.
• 42:28
  Speaker 14: Making you that mad or maybe I did.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: I want to get your phone number.
• 42:32
  Speaker 10: I'm going to find out what it is and then
• 42:34
  Speaker 10: call you.
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: That would be great because I really have been thinking
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: about it every day.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I can see why. I mean, just as a rule,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: you want to know what that story is?
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: To get one that, you know, didn't have the sauce
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: on it.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: You know, yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, but here's the thing.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: If she was saying, I'm going to tell you why
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Big Mac is pissing me off. it would, and it's
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: in three, it was in what you need to know.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: That means it's probably a story. It wasn't a personal story.
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: Right. That's, Oh yeah. Cause it was, it was three
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: things that were coming up, but usually, you know, how
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: you usually do your little things about one of them.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: And you know, what's funny if, did she say what
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: you need to know or three things you need to know?
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Because we changed the name of it.
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: Cause you always say, you always say, tell us what,
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: you know, your three things. And she said, I'm going
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: to tell you about.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I know, but here, let's be careful. We literally, because
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: now Kyle started doing more than three things. We should
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: have just started calling it what you need to know
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: instead of three things.
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: So if she, if I said three things, then it
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: was probably at least two weeks ago.
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: Oh, I don't know if it was three things. It
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: was just where she, where she, I know where she
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: closes out the show with it.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: All right. We'll figure it out.
• 43:34
  Speaker 19: Hold on.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: We'll get your number so we can make, I know
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: you've got a little thing here. Now you can start
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: teasing things that you'd ever get to. And people just
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: wonder forever, really start messing with people.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Are you looking it up right now?
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to find it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: I mean, there is like McDonald's is like an antitrust
• 43:51
  Speaker 10: lawsuit over AI pricing.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: That wouldn't be fun.
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, that could be it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: That would have pissed you off?
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: No, that wasn't, and I did do the story.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Say it again? Sharon, did you do that?
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: That wasn't, and I did do the story.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: It did.
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: Did you talk about the Big Mac?
• 44:05
  Speaker 10: Not Big Mac specifically, but I said if you ordered
• 44:09
  Speaker 10: a Big Mac, it was McDonald's does pricing differently, so
• 44:12
  Speaker 10: one McDonald's you go to may have a higher price
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: on a Big Mac than the one down the street.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: I did do that story.
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's what was making you mad.
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: Yes, because they're doing like a pricing system that coordinates
• 44:22
  Speaker 10: with that.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: So McDonald's have different prices.
• 44:29
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 44:29
  Speaker 10: Like you could go to one McDonald's in Chandler and
• 44:31
  Speaker 10: then go to a McDonald's in Mesa and the prices
• 44:33
  Speaker 10: could be different.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: And that would be mad too, Kyle.
• 44:36
  Speaker 14: That would really make me mad too.
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: If there's any other resolved issues anybody has, let us know.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I'll let you know if it does.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to the podcast. I appreciate it. Thank you.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Where in New Mexico do you live?
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: I live in Rio Rancho and work in Albuquerque.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Are you part of that?
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: I just moved here a few months ago.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Have you seen the balloon festival?
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: I work about two minutes from it. It's pretty incredible.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: I can send you guys a picture of this morning.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. It's beautiful. Have you seen that? Did you
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: see that story in the news a couple of days
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: ago about the balloon?
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was not good. Yeah.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: You know what? You want to hear his inside scoop?
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: And I'll probably, if you're listening right now, this can
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: help you tomorrow. That was my sister-in-law. Was it? Yeah. Oh,
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 45:23
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: I know it's crazy, but I can send you a
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: picture of the one from this morning.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, please do. Please do.
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: I will send it to you right now.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: All right. Thanks, Sharon. All right. Yeah, that's incest. That's
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: a tease, what I'm just telling you right now, for tomorrow. Okay,
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: I'm going to do a trivia question, what I just said.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: So Google the story, but I'm not going to give
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: you any more details. Sarah's our contestant. Hi, Sarah. Hello.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: We're going to play Minute to Win It. Are you
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: ready to win $ 1, 000? I am.
• 45:47
  Speaker 14: I'm super nervous.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, what are you doing right now, and what part
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: of town are you in?
• 45:52
  Speaker 17: I am in Peoria, and I'm pulled over on the
• 45:55
  Speaker 17: side of the road.
• 45:56
  Speaker 14: I've got my daughter with me getting her to school,
• 45:59
  Speaker 14: but it can be late.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: It's needed.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Let's play.
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: John Jay and Rich have $ 1, 000 cash for you from
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Peoria Ford right now.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Minute to win it. Sarah, 60 seconds on the clock.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: You nail all these questions. We give you $ 1, 000 of
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Pat Hickey from Peoria Ford's money. Let's go. What artist
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: currently on tour has hits like Gold Digger... and stronger.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Is that Kanye?
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: What U.S. city is known as the Emerald City?
• 46:31
  Speaker 15: Oh, gosh.
• 46:32
  Speaker 16: Oh, gosh.
• 46:33
  Speaker 14: I should totally know this.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: Seattle?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Whose portrait appears on the current U.S.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: $ 10 bill?
• 46:47
  Speaker 14: Oh, God, I don't know that.
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: We'll go with.
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Hamilton.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: What Pixar movie features a house that floats away using
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: thousands of balloons?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Up.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: What science studies earth's rocks, minerals, and physical structure?
• 47:11
  Speaker 15: Geology.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: What Italian city is famous for its canals and gondolas?
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Italy.
• 47:19
  Speaker 16: City.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, city.
• 47:21
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 47:21
  Speaker 14: Oh, I'm so bad with this stuff.
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Venice.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Venice.
• 47:30
  Speaker 15: Venice.
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: That was on the tip of my tongue.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: You probably could have crushed it if you would have
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: gotten a couple of the earlier ones a little faster.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Seattle and Alexander Hamilton took you a minute.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: We're going to set you up with Del Taco gift card. Sarah.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 18: Nice.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Thanks for playing.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: Oh, thank you.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: You got it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: You're awesome. She's good.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Um, I have, we have a TV on the background.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I'm watching the news. Look at that headline. Screwworm parasite
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: moving closer to Arizona.
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: Ew.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: What the hell is a screwworm parasite?
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Don't they get through horses or something like that?
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: It says if you're traveling to Mexico, leave your pets
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: at home. Screwworm parasite. Jeez Louise. That is terrible. Um,
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: speaking of.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: Speaking of the screw word?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, believe it or not.
• 48:15
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Because if you, let's say you got the parasite, what
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: do you think would happen to you? You'd probably, you know,
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: get digestive issues. And have to go to the bathroom.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Get this, an American Airlines flight from Madrid, Spain to
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Dallas had to make an emergency landing in New York
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: on Tuesday because, I'm not going to tell you why,
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: I'm going to just listen to the pilots calling into
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: the tower.
• 48:35
  Speaker 23: We're going to declare a pon-pon, pon-pon, pon-pon for an
• 48:39
  Speaker 23: overweight landing.
• 48:41
  Speaker 14: American 37 Heavy, the Den needs to know the reason
• 48:44
  Speaker 14: for the divert.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: We have only two potties.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Operating on board for American 37 Heavy.
• 48:50
  Speaker 14: You said only two potties, is that right?
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: That's affirmative.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: American 37 Heavy, when you can, those on board, if
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: you'll remain, please.
• 48:57
  Speaker 24: Those on board 287, if you'll remain, four hours.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Don't most planes only have two potties working? I'm assuming
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: it's a 747.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: It's flying from Spain. to Dallas.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, people got to go.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: The way you said it, you'd be like, uh, okay. Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: But for some reason it didn't work. It was an issue.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: They had to land because they say two potties were working.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: So you're thinking about the plane you take to Vegas
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: for an hour on Southwest. This is a massive plane.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: There were probably 400 people on it and two toilets,
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I guess. And they were probably overflowing. That's gross.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I think you should phrase that different. You should say,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: we are down three bathrooms or whatever it is. We
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: have two potties working.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: 400 people and everyone's got to poop. We got to land. Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Make it more urgent. This is another story that I
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: thought was really interesting. Again, tying it into the screw worm.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: And I don't know why the headline says this, but
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: this attractive young woman, and she is attractive. She took
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: the time to walk around her. She got a little
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: farm and she introduced all of her animals around. And
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: she's got a lot of animals, but the names are
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: really cute.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen these.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: You saw it?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: So why is it going viral? Because of the names?
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's because it's the ones where she's, like,
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: naming her goose, like Vaseline.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:08
  Speaker 23: This is my first ostrich, and his name was Toenail.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: And this is Fingernail. My second ostrich. This is Dickie.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: This is Choppa. He's missing four brain cells. This is Pop.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: This is Kodak.
• 50:18
  Speaker 23: Obviously, he doesn't have a thot in his brain, and
• 50:20
  Speaker 23: that's okay.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: This is my pet skunk.
• 50:21
  Speaker 23: Y'all decided to name her Drywall. This is Spatula, and
• 50:24
  Speaker 23: this is Samsung. They were both indoor pigs, and they
• 50:27
  Speaker 23: both know tricks.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: These are my emus.
• 50:29
  Speaker 23: This is my indoor wallaby, and her name is Alopecia,
• 50:32
  Speaker 23: better known as Pesha. This is Biggie, my miniature highland cow.
• 50:35
  Speaker 23: He ain't innocent at all. I have five horses. This
• 50:38
  Speaker 23: is Vader the Terminator. And then we got Ginger. This
• 50:40
  Speaker 23: is the only girl horse we have. This is Butch,
• 50:43
  Speaker 23: better known as Butchium, or Butchimus Maximus, or Butchimus Prime.
• 50:46
  Speaker 10: I have four cats.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: This cat's name is Tatertop.
• 50:49
  Speaker 23: I used to have five ducks, but now I only
• 50:51
  Speaker 23: have three. We got Hairtie, Vaseline, and Aquaphor.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: It's just like the random things it's like.
• 50:58
  Speaker 10: The first thing she sees when the animal but it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Went viral um we're gonna get into a couple things
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: one richard's wife got into a huge fight we're gonna
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: get into that but i also i think you're going
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: to be so surprised of what they're saying is the
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: most popular toy Of the year.
• 51:18
  Speaker 16: Oh, yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen that list yet.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, man. I never heard of it, but I want
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: to get it. The most popular toy of the year.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you that, and then we'll get into the
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: fight that Rich and his wife got into. Okay. Rich
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: and his wife got into a fight. We're going to
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: hear about it in a second. Will, what's up? Hey, guys.
• 51:41
  Speaker 24: Good morning.
• 51:41
  Speaker 8: Morning.
• 51:42
  Speaker 24: I was hearing you guys talk for a couple of
• 51:44
  Speaker 24: days now that Crystal is going to be downtown somewhere
• 51:46
  Speaker 24: near Fairtrade. And I haven't heard at all what time
• 51:50
  Speaker 24: she's going to be down there.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: From 10 a.m. to 2 today.
• 51:56
  Speaker 24: Ooh, that's a big window.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I hear she might have a special guest.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Yes. I don't know who that is.
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: Any thoughts?
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: You don't know? We have thoughts.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: No, but you can't say.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: I can tell you that they were pretty careful to
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: not tell us, but just tell us it could be
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: potentially a big deal.
• 52:12
  Speaker 22: All right.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: 10 to 2.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: That's a big window. We might have to take half
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: a day off.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: We'll do it because there's going to be lots of prizes.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, we're giving the shows tomorrow night, and we've
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: got tons of tickets. We've got a bunch of stuff.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: So it's 10 to 2. We're still doing the show
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: from there. Sweet. Okay.
• 52:28
  Speaker 24: I looked at her page, but I didn't see what time.
• 52:30
  Speaker 24: I figured it would probably be between her page hours
• 52:32
  Speaker 24: or her show hours.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: Appreciate it. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Will. Bye, Will.
• 52:38
  Speaker 14: All right. Bye.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: So I was going to tell you guys, what's the
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: most popular toy of the year so far?
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: I feel like I know what's been the most popular
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: toy in our house.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I think I have an idea, too. I
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: would love to know if you have this toy because
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: I want this toy. What is it? What do you think, Kyle?
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: It's the viral squishy butter.
• 52:54
  Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, I saw that everywhere. Yeah.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Or viral squishies in general.
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: Squishy anything.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: All the Neato's.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Okay. You're half right. The most popular toy of the year.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: It's a squishy doll type thing named Chester Cheeks.
• 53:06
  Speaker 14: Huh.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: And tweens love it because it looks like a butt
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: and it makes farts sound. Here's the commercial. What's that?
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: It's Chester Cheeks.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: The ultimate butt face prankster.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Squeeze.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: And he lets it rip.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: He's dropping beats.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Jiggling cheeks.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: He's full of gas.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Power pranks up his sleeve.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: That little fart.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Chester.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Always up to cheeky tricks.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Warning may cause explosive laughter.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: And uncontrollable wiggle dancing. Chester Cheeks from Butt-Based by Goliath.
• 53:41
  Speaker 15: For real.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: What a great commercial.
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: We don't have that one in our house.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: I want it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: I want it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: That's totally up your alley.
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: You are Chester Cheeks.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: You don't need a doll to do that.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: No, seriously.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's do the richest fight.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, this is serious. You know, I will say that,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: you know, I love my wife, Stacy, and we don't
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: fight over anything important ever. I mean, all the big
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: things we agree on. I've kept a list of our
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: three biggest fights so far in our marriage. One of
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: them is Costco grapes. Should they go in the fridge
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: or the freezer? That was a big fight. Two, what
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: time the dry cleaner closes. And yesterday, this very radio show.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: We got in a fight about this radio show. So
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I am sitting down compiling questions for Minute to Winning.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: And occasionally... I'll bounce them off John Jay. Like, is
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: this too hard? Is this too easy? And sometimes Stacey,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: my wife, will be like, I know what would be fun.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Why don't you see if I can get all the
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: questions in 60 seconds? And she's pretty smart, so she
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: usually gets them. But she protested like listeners do on
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: this question. I'm going to ask you this question. What
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: spice gives curry dishes its yellow color? Does anybody know?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: What?
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Turmeric.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, that is the correct answer.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was going to say curry.
• 54:52
  Speaker 14: Same.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: That is what Stacy said. She said curry. And I said, well,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: what spice gives curry dishes? It's yellow flavor. She's like,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: it's curry. I'm like, no, curry itself is... It's not
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: a spice. It's a dish. And her argument with me was,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: you should have said a curry dish in the question,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: not just curry. And I said, let me repeat the question.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: What spice gives curry dishes its yellow flavor? She's like, curry.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, it is turmeric. She's like, you
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: got to take that question out or me and everybody
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: else is going to call the radio station.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: I have a question for the question. I don't understand
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: yellow flavor. Is color a flavor? I said yellow color. Oh,
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: you said yellow flavor twice.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: You said color first, but then.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: You said flavor. So if you read it to her
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: that way, that's the way you always mess up questions.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: On the game. I'm reading it from the page. What
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: spice gives curry dishes its yellow color?
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Yellow color. It's turmeric, yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 10: But curry powder, when I look it up, says it
• 55:45
  Speaker 10: is a spice blend. And it is typically bright yellow
• 55:49
  Speaker 10: or golden orange.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: That's what she would say. So she's like the question,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: because you didn't say curry dish, should be thrown out.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: And I said, I did say curry dish. And then
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: in that case, your answer would be in the question.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: We don't do those really. It's like if you say,
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: you know, like Arizona is the 48th state. What's the
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: name of the 48th state? We don't do that.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: I feel like you'd.
• 56:09
  Speaker 10: Have to give it to her, though, because turmeric is
• 56:12
  Speaker 10: in curry powder.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, then maybe she has a point. Maybe she
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: was right. If you type into Chachapiti the exact way
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: he asked the question, what does it say?
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: What spice gives curry dishes its yellow color?
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: It says, thinking, I was thinking he stumped Chachapiti.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: I should take a look. What spice gives curry dishes
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: its yellow color?
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: Turmeric!
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: Exclamation point.
• 56:42
  Speaker 10: It contains a natural pigment called something curcumin, which gives
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: many creatives just their bright.
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: Golden yellow color.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: But if I go by the rule of the room here,
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: You have a worthy protest if you said curry because
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: it's in.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I would listen to her and dump that question.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: See why that was an argument.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: All right. We got another $ 1, 000 on the line in
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: just a matter of minutes. Kiss is paying your bills.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: You got to keep listening for the keyword. We want
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: to hear about your stupid fight. All right. Stupid fight. 877-937-1047.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: We'll do it after our underground date. We'll do it
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: after our underground date. All right, so Rich just told
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: us he got into a fight with his wife over
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: this show over a minute to win a question about
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: curry and turmeric. So we want to know about a
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: stupid fight you've been into. And they got serious, too.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Anna Marie, what happened to you? Yes.
• 57:32
  Speaker 13: Oh, my goodness. Hi, good morning. We fight over the
• 57:37
  Speaker 13: air fryer in regards to cleaning it. Every time I
• 57:41
  Speaker 13: want to use the air fryer... It's never clean. And
• 57:45
  Speaker 13: we've gotten into some really heated arguments in regards to
• 57:48
  Speaker 13: keeping that air fryer clean. And I've told him to
• 57:52
  Speaker 13: keep like some kind of liner in it. And for
• 57:55
  Speaker 13: some reason he refuses, just refuses to do so. It
• 58:00
  Speaker 13: drives me insane.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: All right. That's a pretty good air fryer fight. Thank you, Anne-Marie. Avery.
• 58:09
  Speaker 18: Hi.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Hi. What's a stupid fight you got into with someone?
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: I got in a fight with my best friend over
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: a tube of toothpaste.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: Got to hear this.
• 58:22
  Speaker 9: It was Christmastime, and we were both at home. We
• 58:25
  Speaker 9: lived in San Diego at the time, and we were
• 58:28
  Speaker 9: both at home in Oregon for Christmas. And we got
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: back to San Diego afterwards, and we had all of
• 58:34
  Speaker 9: our Christmas stuff in our boxes. And, you know, Santa
• 58:38
  Speaker 9: brought us each, you know, for our stocking, like toothpaste
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: and you know, Advil or whatever little thing for our stocking.
• 58:48
  Speaker 9: And all of it was in my, I had my
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: stuff in my box and she had her stuff in hers.
• 58:53
  Speaker 9: And she got into mine and tried to use my toothpaste.
• 58:56
  Speaker 9: I'm like, Kim, that is mine. She said, no, it's not.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: It's mine.
• 58:59
  Speaker 9: I said, Kim, it was so stupid.
• 59:02
  Speaker 22: This is just so stupid.
• 59:03
  Speaker 9: I can't even say this on the radio.
• 59:04
  Speaker 14: In my defense, this is like, 20 years ago.
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: But I was like, that is my toothpaste. And you
• 59:13
  Speaker 9: know how I know? Because I am organized and you're not.
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: Look at the toothpaste tube.
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: Mine is squeezed from the top. Yours is not. Yours
• 59:21
  Speaker 9: is squeezed from the middle. And here is yours right
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: here in your bathroom.
• 59:24
  Speaker 21: And it was like a huge fight.
• 59:26
  Speaker 9: And then our sorority sister comes in and she's like,
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: Are you guys seriously fighting over toothpaste?
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Sounds like you were right.
• 59:34
  Speaker 13: Or like, I was absolutely right.
• 59:37
  Speaker 17: It was mine.
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: I'm not sharing my toothpaste with her.
• 59:41
  Speaker 9: She had her own.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: Do you guys still talk about it?
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: Not really. It was a long time ago, and it
• 59:49
  Speaker 9: was just really stupid.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: But it's really fresh. Who does that?
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: It seems like you still have a visceral reaction when
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: you talk about it.
• 59:58
  Speaker 14: You know what?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: It scarred me a little bit.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Santa wouldn't want you to fight. In fact, he only
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: shops for you at Walgreens, apparently.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: What was that?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't worth repeating.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 10: Santa doesn't want us to fight?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: It wasn't. It really wasn't. Okay, Avery, thanks for calling.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 9: I do want to say that I love you guys
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: and listen to you every single day.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Thanks, Avery. Have a great day. Thanks for listening.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 9: Hey, no problem. Have a great day.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 15: Bye.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Anna, what's a stupid thing you fought over?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 17: Yeah, so we have fought over whether or not expired
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 17: food is still good. And my boyfriend is team expired food,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 17: not good, needs to go. I am very much like,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 17: I need to see it. I need to smell it.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 17: Might still be good. And so when we were first
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 17: living together, there's nothing worse than having food that you're
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 17: like looking forward to eating and You're planning to eat it.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 17: And then you just like discover it's gone. Right. And
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 17: so in the beginning he would throw food away and
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 17: I'd be like, no, it was still good.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: Like, why did you do that?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 17: And so we had enough arguments about it that I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 17: finally was like, you are not to throw anything away
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 17: until I've looked at it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 14: And he's a sweet man.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 17: So it got to the point where he just wouldn't
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 17: throw anything away. And so I go into the fridge
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 17: and I would like pull yogurt out and I'd open
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 17: it and it'd be all like moldy and gross. And
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 17: I'd be like, oh, nasty. I'm going to throw this away.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 17: And he'd be like, but babe, it's still good.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I totally get him.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: I'm team Anna on this one.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 19: No way.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Your boyfriend's right.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 16: Throw it.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Out.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 17: He was in restaurant management for 25 years. So like
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 17: I get where he comes from, but I learned in
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 17: college that the expiration date is not necessarily the date
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 17: it goes bad. That's just like the date that the
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 17: grocery store, like they have to sell stuff within a
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 17: certain timeframe. So I'm like, no, no, If it smells good,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 17: if it looks good, and it tastes fine, like, it's
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 17: still good, and I'm going to eat it, so don't
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 17: touch my food.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: I agree with you. The other day, you guys ever
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: had the Costco chicken skewers? You guys ever had those?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: They're so good. We've had them in the fridge for
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: a long time, and I was talking to Blake the
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: other day, and my wife, and I opened the fridge,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: and we're talking, and I grab a skewer, and she goes,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: I don't think those are good anymore. And I go,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: we'll see. And I just ate it. It's fine. Matthew,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: stupid fight you got into.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: Matthew.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Matthew.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so my mother is currently living with me, and
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: she doesn't even know how to load a dishwasher.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: It's insane.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Knives are sticking up. Large cutting boards are in there
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: hitting the blades. And I'm just like, why are the
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: dishes like big dish, small dish, big dish? I'm like,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: why can't it just be like it's big dish to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: little dish. Knives go down. blade down, forks go down,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: fork down. I'm like, where did you grow up? You
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: lived with me for 40 years.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Didn't she teach you how to do it?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Apparently she said so at one point, but I don't
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: know if she... you know, had a stroke and just
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: forgot how to put a dishwasher.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You got to just get a rewash them anyway.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: I have this conversation all the time.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 10: That actually like reminds me, we get so frustrated with
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 10: my mom because when she will unload the dishwasher, it's
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 10: not like she has a cupboard specifically for, I don't
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 10: know where you put the cups or where you put
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 10: the plate. It's always in a different spot.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 18: Oh, God.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I get yelled at when I unload
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: the dishwasher and everything doesn't go specifically where she wants
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: it to be going. I'm like, well, you don't even
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: put it in the dishwasher where.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: I want it to be going.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't care enough.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: What matters more here?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: That's fantastic. That is a great story. Don't fight with
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: your mom. That's great. Matthew, thanks for calling in. Thank you, guys.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 9: Have a good day.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: It'll take a whole lot for me to settle Kyle Payton,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: what's going on? What's trending in the entertainment world?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 10: So Kim Kardashian is fully embracing the irony of playing
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 10: a lawyer on TV while still trying to pass the
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 10: actual bar exam. Because they just dropped the new trailer
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 10: for season two of All's Fair.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: I didn't know if it was going to get a
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: season two.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 10: Because season one got like, I don't know, such bad reviews.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 10: But I loved the first season. They dropped the trailer
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 10: and she pokes fun at herself in it.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 18: Milan.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 20: Didn't you just pass the California bar?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: Guilty as charged.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Milan.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: I didn't pass on my first try.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Boo. You don't think I'm scared.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Someone tried to kill me.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 10: It looks like it's going to be a good season.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 10: The new episodes start November 4th on Hulu. I'm like
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 10: excited for the Kardashians. Did you see that Kylie Jenner
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 10: is going to be in that show that Kim Kardashian
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 10: is producing? It's called Bachelorette Weekend.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: And it's going to be on Hulu. And it's like
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: a thriller.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: And Kylie Jenner is playing this bride who dies at
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: her bachelorette party. And Kim K is executive producing it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: She's producing a lot.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Speaking of shows that are coming back, remember The Hunting Wives?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: So they posted yesterday that season three, they're dancing around
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: because of season three. They confirmed. But they haven't even
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: dropped season two yet.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 10: Well, maybe they'll come faster. You know, like, you usually
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 10: have to wait a long time. This time, maybe we'll
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 10: get them back to back. It is Paris Fashion Week,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 10: and Zendaya has been showing off her wonderful fashion. However,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 10: she finds herself right now at the center of controversy.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 10: So a five-second video started going viral of... Zendaya sitting
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 10: down and France's first lady, Brigitte Macron, Macron, Macron. I'm
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 10: not French, so bad, but that's how you apparently say it.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 10: She comes up and says hello to Zendaya. Zendaya looks
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 10: up at her, shakes her hand, says, pleasure to meet you.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 10: And then Brigitte moves away.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: And everyone's like, what? You didn't stand up to meet
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: the first lady?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 10: How disrespectful. Do you have any manners, Zendaya? And now
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 10: there's this whole battle online, like, She didn't need to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 10: stand up. She was caught off guard. She was in
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 10: the middle of another conversation. Nobody even said, Hey, this
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 10: is the first lady. Maybe she didn't even know that
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 10: it was the first lady.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Who knows?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 10: Like it was very like, she was talking, she turns around,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 10: the lady's like, hi, nice to meet you.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: And she was like, pleasure.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 10: And then that was it. And then the lady walked
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 10: away and they're like, how can you judge someone off
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 10: of like five seconds? You don't really know the context.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: They don't know that if they don't know, you can't
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: get mad at them.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: And how do you know like who the political leaders
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: are in that country? Like when you say first lady,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: That means she's married to whoever the president is or
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: is she the president? Because I've heard that name before.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: She's married to the bank. Oh, I've always heard her name,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: which is weird.
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  Speaker 10: She has found herself at some other controversy, so you
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 10: probably see her name.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: In the headlines. Oh, she's the one they say that
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: used to be a man?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: That's the one. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: In any case, Zendaya, I'm sure, has perfect manners.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you, sir.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's, like, so, like, known for being so well-spoken
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: and having good manners and being respectful.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: People want to just complain about everything.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Let's defend Zendaya.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 10: She was the witness at Peyton's wedding.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: Easy on my.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: Close and personal friends.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: She stood up for you. Exactly.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Tate McRae, she is dropping her brand new single.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: It's called Housewife. It drops next Wednesday, October 15th. So
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: she posts on Instagram. She's in this like red bikini
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: next to a stroller.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: Filled with cash. And the caption is literally just a
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: diamond ring emoji.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: And so I'm like, OK, so rich housewife era.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: For Tate McRae. I'm loving it.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: And people are saying this is probably going to be
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: like maybe the first single off her fourth album.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: But we'll see.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: That's I'm very excited about that. I want some new
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 10: Tate McRae music. Amanda Seyfried, she has a beautiful voice.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 10: She was minding her business, singing this Joni Mitchell song
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 10: with someone wearing a ghost face mask, started sneaking up
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 10: behind her. She had no idea until she saw it.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 10: I mean, she knew the person afterwards, but it was
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: a shocking moment for her.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: She did.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: It right.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: On cue, too.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: I love things like that. Just, you know, fun times.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 10: Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. They are so cute. They
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 10: are so happy and in love. And Benny, of course,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 10: has his podcast. And he opened up about how they
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 10: decided that they were actually a couple. You have, you know,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 10: every couple has that moment or maybe should have that
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 10: moment of where you DTR, you determine the relationship, you
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 10: define what it is. And he said for them, it
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 10: happened to be at 3.30 in the morning and she
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: woke him up.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 12: And she said, hey, are you awake? And I said,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 12: I am now. And then she said, hey, what are we?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 12: I said, what do you mean, what are we? And
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 12: she said, well, I'm going to New York. And if
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 12: somebody asks me, hey, what are you and Benny? What
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 12: am I supposed to say? I said, what are you
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 12: supposed to say? And she said, well, I'm asking you.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 12: In that very moment, I realized that she was my girlfriend.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 12: I didn't really have an option.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: And I wanted it.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 12: And she gave me like the helpful nudge that I needed.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 9: I'm like, okay.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: The helpful nudge.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: She's like, hint, hint, what are we?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 10: Stop asking me questions when I ask you a question, Benny.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Answer the question.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: What should I say?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: Sam Smith's new album is called Hazel Eyes.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 10: Spent three years actually making this album and then realized,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 10: oh no, kind of misunderstood the title.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I have a confession.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 20: I thought that hazel eyes, when I was writing the album,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 20: I thought hazel eyes were brown, like hazelnut.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Turns out, they're not.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 20: And I found out like four months after I shot
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 20: the cover. All my clothes were brown for the whole
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 20: album campaign.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: It's a nightmare.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: This should be called Brown Eyes.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: It should be called Hazelnut Eyes.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: It's too late, though.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 19: It's too late.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: All right, we got somber tickets on the line. We're
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: going to play Pop 10. That's next with John Jane Rich.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Stop doom scrolling and listen.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 12: It's John Jay and Rich in the morning.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Julie is our contestant for somber tickets. Good morning, Julia.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 21: Good morning.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: Are you focused? Are you ready to play? I am. Okay,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: let's go. Pop 10. It's time. It's time for Pop 10.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 10: What I love about this game is the sky is
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 10: the limit with points. John Jay, we begin with you.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: Taylor Swift's patient zero knocked Ella Langley's choose in Texas
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 10: out of the number one spot after 24 weeks. So,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 10: John Jay, you've got 10 seconds on the board to
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: name as many things as you can that you feel
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 10: like you are the undisputed champion of.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: On your mark, get set, go.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Cold plunge, sauna, walking, brushing my teeth, dancing, hip hop music, rapping,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: wearing clothes, hats, kicking my feet out backwards.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: Undisputed champion of that, for sure.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Nobody else could do this better than me.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: It's a really strong start.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, if somebody wants to challenge you, that'd be
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: really interesting. I'd like to see that.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: I would love to see a rap battle.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: That would be great.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 10: Britney Spears was spotted at Dollywood with both her sons yesterday.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: She even shared a video of the family outing.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: So, Rich, you've got.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 10: 10 seconds to name as many celebrities as you can
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 10: and the absolutely random place that you would love to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: run into them.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: On your mark, get set, go.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Post Malone at Waffle House. Kim Kardashian at a betting store.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: The president at a barbecue. Let's see. Kanye at my
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: living room.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: Also a very strong start for you, Rich.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 10: Peyton, we all know that the Prime Day deals have
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 10: everyone hunting for bargains this week. So 10 seconds is
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 10: on the clock for you, Peyton, to name as many
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 10: things as you can that you would buy immediately immediately.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: If they were 90% off.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Ooh, okay.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: On your mark, get set, and go.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: Shoes, a new phone, a new outfit.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: I would buy a new Kindle. I would buy all
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: of the books in the world. I would probably get
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: new makeup. I would definitely get a new watermelon.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: Now you got to feel for the game, Julia.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 10: It is your turn for somber tickets. So Sydney Sweeney
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 10: announced that she found out she's a distant relative of
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 10: Marilyn Monroe, which is pretty awesome. So Julia, you've got
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 10: 10 seconds to name as many famous people that you
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 10: can think of that you would love to discover that
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 10: they are secretly part of your family tree. Which celebs
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 10: would you want to be related to on your market set?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 16: Go.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 15: Brad Pitt, Chris Hemsworth, Chris.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 10: Cass, Anne Hathaway.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: But you picked all hot people you can't make out
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: with because now they're your relatives.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: I don't think anyone can argue with those answers.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 10: Those were very good.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: But you do have a chance to redeem yourself in
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: round two. John Jay, you're up first.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 10: Kim Kardashian shared a Halloween pumpkin featuring Kylie Jenner and
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 10: Timothee Chalamet, but They spelled both of their names completely wrong.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 10: It was Kyle and Timothy, not with two E's, but
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 10: just a Y. And so the internet had a field
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 10: day with it. Is she trolling her sibling? Like, was
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: it on purpose?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 7: Probably not. It might've been a mistake from either way.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 10: You've got 10 seconds, John Jay, to name as many
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 10: things that you could troll your sister Elvia with.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: You could troll your sister.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: What would you troll your sister with?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: On your mark, get set, go.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Big nose, her heritage, her weird mom, her weird brother,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: the way she walks. She's got a weird walk. I
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: make fun of her moles, her double chin.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Alvia. All the love. All the love.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 10: The one to beat right now is John Jay.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 7: So rich.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 10: Andrew Garfield says playing an AI executive in a movie
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 10: made him so nervous about the technology that he actually
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 10: stopped using Chachapiti.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, Chachapiti.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 7: Rich, 10 seconds is on the clock.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 10: Please name as many things as you can that would
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 10: make you immediately break up with an app.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: On your mark, get set, go.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: If it charges me too much money, if it gets
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: a playlist that sucks, I hate bad music, if it
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: adds things wrong and costs me money, or if it
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: charges me every month for something.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: I don't use.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: It's all about the money with me.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: It's all about the money, money.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 10: All right, John Jay is still the one to beat.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 7: Peyton, Netflix has brought back Is It Cake Halloween?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 10: Bakers are making creepy creations that look like anything but dessert.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 10: So 10 seconds is on the clock for you, my dear,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 10: to name as many things that you can think of
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 10: that would be hilarious to discover they were actually cake.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: On your mark, get set, go.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: A ghoul, a.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: Goblin, a witch, a ghost, Hillary Duff as Wendy the witch.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: What else would I like to see?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, a bat, a cider.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: Pretty good, pretty good showing.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Dang it.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 10: Okay, Julia, you are going to have to step into
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 10: high gear. John Jay has got a lot of points
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: on the board, but I feel like you can come back, okay?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: Ella Langley has revealed she is planning a costume theme
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 10: for her Halloween show.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 7: She'll be in costume while she's performing. How wonderful is that?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 10: So, Julia, you've got 10 seconds to name as many
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 10: Halloween costumes that you can think of.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: On your mark, get set, go.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 13: A witch, Freddy Krueger, inflatable unicorn, um.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 14: Oh, my God, a hot dog.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 16: A cat.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 10: You know, I'll throw in that last point.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: It was not enough to beat our.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Pop 10 champion, John J.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: Van Ness.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 10: However, nobody walks away empty-handed. Julia, you are going to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 10: see somber.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: Yay!
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Congratulations.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: Hold on.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: We'll get your information. Thanks for playing and thanks for listening.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: We've got another pair tomorrow. What's coming up, Kyle? What
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: do we need to know?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 10: You guys, the 2028 Olympics are coming to L.A., but
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 10: we're getting something really special right here in Phoenix. I'll
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 10: tell you what you need to know next with John
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 10: Jay and Rich.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: John Jay and Rich. Call the show at 877-937-1047. Morning
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Row is.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 21: The way to go.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 10: So the name Krista Pike should ring a bell because
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: that's the woman in Tennessee who survived two attempts at execution.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 10: She was on death row.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: They tried.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 10: She did not die. She was considered brain dead in
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 10: the hospital and then woke up and said, where am I?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 10: And they're like, oh, my gosh, you're speaking.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 16: This is insane.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: They could have really messed with her. Why, it's the
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: year 2077.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: You've been asleep the whole time.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: I don't think that would be smart.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: She's awake.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: She's confused. She's pretty angry about what happened.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 10: She's also dealing with some really serious medical problems, including
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 10: a blood clot, pneumonia, not being able to move her
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 10: hands or arms. Her lawyers are asking the governor to
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 10: let her spend the rest of her life in prison
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 10: instead of trying to execute her again.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 16: So now.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 7: That's going to be unfolding.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 10: And they say they're going to probably have to make
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 10: a decision about that rather quickly. Now, the whole hashtag
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 10: I am Jane Doe movement that started with a Cornell
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 10: student accusing a fraternity member, seven of them, of sexual assault.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 10: And now the university is facing some pretty serious questions
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 10: about how they handled everything. Hundreds of students have been
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 10: protesting and Cornell has now brought in Sally Yates. who
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 10: used to be the second highest ranking official at the
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 10: Justice Department to investigate how they handle sexual misconduct complaints.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 10: So far, no criminal charges have been filed. It's like
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 10: probably need to continue the hashtag justice for Jane Doe.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 10: to get some answers there. Now, imagine telling your kids
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 10: they can literally invent their own video game, and all
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 10: you have to do is describe what you want it
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 10: to be. Google just launched something called Playground, where you
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 10: can tell AI what the characters look like, what happens
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 10: in the game, and even make up your own rules,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 10: and it will actually create a video game you can play.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: You can send the video game to your friends as well.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 7: They can play it.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 10: It's free for adults in the Basically, parents can now
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 10: help your kids create a video game they've always dreamed of.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 7: And probably make money off of it eventually, too. I
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 7: think Google might take a cut.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 10: Did you guys see a crazy green flash in the
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 10: sky early Tuesday morning?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: Is that the thing?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: It's been going viral online.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: The meteor or something like that landed?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 10: Apparently, people around the Scottsdale area spotted what looked like
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 10: a meteor shooting across the sky. Somebody's doorbell camera actually
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 10: got the whole thing. And now the video is going
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 10: viral because everyone, of course, thinks it could be. something
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 10: from another world.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: Because it's fallen down. If it's the one I saw,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: it's like falling nicely. Like it's not like... Like almost landing? Yeah.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: Suspicious.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't know there.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: Was a doorbell camera. That makes an even cooler story.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I've seen one of those meteors going to work and
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: it lights up the whole sky like it's daytime. And
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: it does make you think, okay, now we're being invaded.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: But then you realize it's just a meteor.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 10: Now, we may not be hosting any Olympic events here
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 10: in Phoenix or anywhere in Arizona, but we could still
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 10: get a pretty cool piece of the 2028 Summer Games.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 10: So City Council just approved an agreement to bring the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 10: Olympic torch relay through Phoenix, complete with a cauldron lighting celebration.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 10: We don't know exactly where or when that's going to
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 10: happen yet, but we're going to.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: Have the Olympics here.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: Like, that is so cool.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: That is cool.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 7: And that's what you need to know.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 14: Thank you.