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@ the intersections · An ASMR Practice

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: I thought the song would keep going. What the heck?
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: What the actual heck? I got pulling an REL maneuver.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: This is a past episode. It's probably not that good,
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: to be honest. And I only say that because... I
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: recently just pulled a Darby maneuver, which this joke is
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: for one specific guy. He's probably really busy. He's probably
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: extremely busy and hoarding all the wealth. They're literally hoarding
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: all the wealth. I think he wants kids. I think
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: this was part of the reason why we didn't work out.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: It's just part of the reason. So I'm currently at
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: the intersection of two cultures right now. I just cried
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: a little bit because I reached out to a former co-worker.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: This guy is a bit of a trickster, okay? He's
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: a bit of a trickster. This is the guy that offered...
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: I got his rendition of the story, okay? Let's call him... Jemmys. Jemmys.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: He has the beard. Dude, it was freaking me out.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in a long time. He has
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: the beard of my ex-boss. And this ex-boss did not
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: like me. This guy was extremely not pro-choice. You know
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: This guy was.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: This guy... I mean, he hired... He didn't hire... His
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: wife hired me, dude. I was like, let me speak
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: to the wife. Let me speak to the wife. No,
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: the wife was managing everything, to be honest. And my
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: understanding is shit went pretty downhill when she left his ass, okay?
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: And she took the computer. She literally took the computer.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: And he was explaining this to me. He's like, listen,
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: she's doing some... I can say her name. Her name
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: is Heather, like feather. And... And their freaking business is
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: like a dead and company reference. Or it's like a
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: dead head reference. It's like a... What do you call this?
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: You know, those guys. Their business. They named their business
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: after freaking The Walking Dead or whatever. Not The Walking Dead.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: I don't listen to this music. I'm going to be honest.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: It's not dancey enough. This is zombie music. This is
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: zombie music. And, like, I know some zombies and, um...
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they look a little beautiful. Sometimes they're looking real beautiful. And, um...
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: They're making me giggle. I gotta find somewhere to park
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: if I'm gonna be able to focus. The truck in
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: front of me is making me giggle. Okay, Oklahoma. Let's go.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: Let's go, Oklahoma. Squabble up. Oh, that's what it was.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: So I reached out to this guy. You know, we're friends,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: I would say. And it took me a while to
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: reach out, but I did reach out. And he sent
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: me a picture, and he's got like a crazy beard now.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: It looks like my ex-freaking boss. That guy hated me.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: He liked what I could do for him. He liked
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: what I could do for him. And what I could
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: do for him was Canva. I was really extremely good
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: at Canva. And I still probably could be. My understanding
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: is it might be taken over by AI. I don't know.
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: My therapist told me, he said, you know, in the
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: right hands, AI is a powerful tool. And I sort
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: of understood that to mean... I understood that to mean.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: I got good hands.
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: I can use this well. And so what I did,
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: I did use, listen, my closest girlfriend at the time
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: and my roommate's closest boy at the time, okay, they
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: were both using ChatGPT for therapy. And my roommate was like,
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: this is not right. This is not good therapy. And,
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm looking at those people and I'm like, yeah,
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know that they should have been using ChatGBT.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: I think they were probably using it in not a
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: great way. Me? I was bossing ChatGBT around. ChatGBT was
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: telling me what I wanted to hear. I was like, no, girl. No, girl,
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: this is not right. And I am a little bit
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: ashamed that I used it, but you have to understand
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a child of divorce. My parents literally got divorced.
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: The same month. Like, ten days, about. Well, probably not
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: ten days, that's Christmas. Um, uh, some amount of time
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: after I was born, my parents got divorced. The entire
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: time I was, I was, someone fed me a line earlier.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: Not a cocaine line, they fed me a comedic line.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Hold on. What did they say? Stew. Stew. I said
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: something crazy. They said, okay, I'm going to have to
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: stew on this. I don't even think it was crazy.
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: I said, because they asked me a question and I
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: think it took me a couple days to respond because
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: I have the notifications off for this app. And I don't,
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: this app kind of traumatized me a little bit in
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: my youth. You know, I'll say it. I'll say it.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: Name them. Name them. The horse is talking! Name him!
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: Whitney Cummings, baby, I love you, girl. I wish you
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: would reach out. I know you're really freaking busy. She
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: was a skater boy, it would seem. Oh! Oh! Oh
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: my god. Um... It would seem... I told him, and
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: I get this from my brother. I do. My brother
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: was a bit of a theater kind of guy, and
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: he said, confidence, he would say it like, he would
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: say it like, character. He's a real character. He's a
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: real character. Has anybody seen Freddy Got Fingered? Check it out.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: There's a scene involving a piano and some hot dogs.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: It's very meaningful to me. He's a real character. I
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: don't know. Everybody Google Freddy got fingered! No! My Freddy?
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: My Freddy... My Freddy tried to kiss me on the
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: mouth and he had a wife. He had a wife.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: He had a wife and grandchildren and he tried to
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: kiss me on the mouth in my prime, bro. In
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: my literal prime. I mean, I was... Listen. I had
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: some issues, okay? I was in a certain penguin environment
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: and Freddy tried to kiss me on the mouth and
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: then he made it and then he was killing my
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: swag in a big way. And I, my understanding is
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: they promoted him after I left. I heard this from
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: another coworker and friend. I hope I should probably reach out.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: But my understanding is he's extremely busy. He's working at
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: my company and, uh, I don't know, man. They're not
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: doing so good. They're really just... Well, no. I think they're... Listen. Listen!
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: I prayed to God. I said, save this company, please. Please! Please!
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: Some politicians were like, this is the final... If we
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: get rid of this company, then it's fascism. That's what
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: they said. And I was like, God, save the company! God! Please!
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: And ultimately, what I wanted was a little bit of
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: freaking air conditioning and maybe a taller roof, okay? Like,
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: this shit is hurting my back. And they said, my
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: understanding is, they are upgrading the vehicles. But they've been
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: saying this and they've been freaking lying. I hope that
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: they are. I think it would benefit everybody there. I
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: think it would actually maybe be a freaking safe environment.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why as government employees, we're like in
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: an unsafe environment. That doesn't make sense. Like in a kitchen, listen,
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: the fingies, sometimes the fingies got to get cut. Okay.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: And I learned this from a certain Mr. Jones. Okay.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: And he said, that's my fingie.
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: That's my fingie.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: And I thought that was so freaking just cute and sexy.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe not sexy. Listen. Listen, listen. Alright, so back to
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: the guy that I'm in contact with a little bit more.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: He's on this app that used to traumatize me, Loki.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Freaking Snapchat. Freaking Snapchat. But now I got my girlies
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: on Snapchat. They're... They're encouraging from beyond. And I got
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: some other people. that, you know, they're doing their best,
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: I think, to also encourage me from beyond. But this guy, Jammies, okay. Jammies.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: He tried to feed me his piss. He literally tried
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: to feed me... Because, listen, I was like, I would
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: try anything once. That's what I said. I said, I
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: would try anything once, okay? And he was like, what
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: about drinking pee? I said, perhaps. Perhaps I would consider it.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: And so he was like, he's like, one moment. And
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: he brings me a tiny little cup with presumably piss.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: And I said, it's just a tiny little cup. It's
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: literally just a tiny little cup. And I drank it,
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: and he was looking a little baffled by this. He
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: was looking a little baffled. And he informed me later
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: that it was green tea. Allegedly. It didn't, because honestly,
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: I drank it. I was like, this is kind of good.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is kind of literally good. And
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: I do have green tea at my house. The thing is,
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: I like coffee. I like coffee. I like the process
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: of the French press. I enjoy the curation of my coffee.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone. How about that? And so, I hit
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: him up. And then he was taking too long. He
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: was literally taking too long. So I went to my
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: own podcast. I posted one this morning about squabbling up. And,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: you know, I saw that Jammies was typing. And I
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: was like, I could wait. Or I could go to
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: my own podcast. And I saw squabble up. I was like,
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar! Kendrick Lamar! squabble up squabble up and it's
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: like i had the idea my sunroof was open and
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: i was under some trees and two leaves i i
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: saved them i saved them two leaves fell in through
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: my sunroof at at the just perfect time at the
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: perfect time okay birds go birds the birds are flying
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: there's one bird actually And there's some other birds in
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: the distance. There was one that was really impressing me
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: with its wingspan. It's pretty close. And there's some other
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: birds in the distance. Go birds!
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what team the birds is, I'm
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: gonna be honest.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: It might be... Oh! It's Whitney Cummings! It's literally Whitney Cummings.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: It's the Eagles. Is it what? Philadelphia? Philadelphia. Eagle? I
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: don't know. I really don't know. I know Go Birds.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Some guy fed me this line in the street the
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: other day. I think he was like trying to teach
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: me sort of indirectly. He was like, he was like,
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: you see this guy has his hat. Oh, this was
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: the guy that gave me the costumes. He started singing
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: George Michael's Faith to me. This is what they do.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: And I like George Michael. I prefer the song Father Figure.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: And I also think there's another song by George Michael.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's George Michael. That's a banger. That's
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: a freaking banger. And let me tell you, there's a
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: cover of it by Seether. My father loved Seether, okay?
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: And I honestly, I think I like the rendition a
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: little better. It's like more, it's like a little haunted.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: It's like a little spooky town. Spooky season, guys. My
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: sister also hit me up at a very serendipitous time
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: and she told me, she said, she said, She said,
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: we love sluts. And I don't think you're a slut.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: And I communicated via my car. I said, I tried
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: to say, I tried to say thank you, but it
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: just translated it to think, think. Well, and it read
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: it back to me, and I thought it said, thank,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: and I was like, that's kind of funny. Just, I said,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: send it. It said, send it? I said, send it.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: We are entering Lincoln. Oh, boy. I might have been
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: John Wilkes Booth in a past life. I might have
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: been the bullet in his chamber. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. I might
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: have been the chamber. How about that? I might have
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: been the chamber. The signs are speaking to me. Okay,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: where can I stop? I know where I can stop. Oh. Oh.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Lincoln is communicating with me right now. And he's saying...
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: He's saying, proceed, girl. He's saying, whoa. I got the
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: fire training academy. They had an arrow pointing me to
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: the fire training academy. I think I know how to
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: do fire pretty good. Hold on. Oh, shit. I was like,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: do I have any matches or any ambiance? I don't.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I don't. Wait, I might. Hold on. I got my
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: wallet here. I got my... my coach, my coach wallet.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it. A certain
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Feinberg bought it for me. A certain Feinberg. And I
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: was sort of like, I didn't really understand. And then
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: later I did understand. Later I was like, I need
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: a whole bag of this. And I bought one. I
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: did a lot of research and ultimately I got it
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: from like the cheaper version of Like they have like
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: coach regular, like, you know, New York city bullshit. And
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: then they have like coach outlet, which it's probably like
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: not real leather or something, but like, I don't know.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: It's probably a little more humane if I had to guess. Um,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: and I got a beautiful, I got a beautiful olive
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: sack from the coach outlet. And I don't know what this...
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know... Oh, it says New York. See, yeah,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: this is bougie. The Feinbergs are... They're fine. I like
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: the family. I literally like the family. The dude had
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: a problem with his family. I was like... I was like,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: can I just hang out? I was like, you go home.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang out with your family. The fuck? What
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the actual heck? Oh, the leaves fell in. And I
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: was like, squabble up. Squabble up. And, you know, a certain....
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: A certain crew.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: The hee hee crew. The hee hee hee hee hee crew. H3H3.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Shout out Jan. Wherever you are. I don't think I
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: have his contact information. I don't even have his contact.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I might actually. I might. Me and
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Jan bonded over our love of H3H3. And. Yeah. Okay,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: so Squabble Up makes me think of H3H3. They really...
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I always liked Kendrick Lamar. I mean, come on. Mr.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Jones also put me onto Kendrick Lamar. Mr. Jones gave
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: me some EDM remixes of Kendrick Lamar, and I was like, yeah, dude,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: this fucking hits. This literally hits. I was like, I'm
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: trying to dance with you, bro. I want to dance
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: so bad. I don't have guilt. I literally don't even
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: have guilt. Am I supposed to? Y'all are like so
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: obsessed with gilfs. Like guilty.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Guilty.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Why do you want a girl that's so guilty all
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the time? It's stupid. It's literally stupid. I'm not trying
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to feel guilt. And my homies are also not trying
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: to make me feel guilty. So back up. Literally back up.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Squabble up. Oh, so I put on the song, and
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I'm immediately thinking of H3H3. Hee hee hee. And two
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: leaves fall in.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: And I started crying.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I literally instantly started crying. I was like, it's thing
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: one and thing two. And listen, they're communicating with me
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: from beyond, okay? It's magic. It's magic. With a K.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Um... A certain, uh... LeBourne. A certain LeBourne. That's what
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: he told me his name was. I knew his first name.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know his last name. Well, he said it
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: was LeBourne. This guy, this guy... instantly recognized my potential.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: As like, I don't know, a good person perhaps? A
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: good and fun and spirited being? Can anybody just accept
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: my spirit? I do. I'm rocking with me in a
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: big way. Oh, this is what I told Jammies. Jammies,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: my old co-worker, he was my boss. Unfortunately, I might
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: have accidentally got him demoted. The other boss who was
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: trying to fuck me in a big way. A certain Adam.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: One of the many Adams in my universe. Oh shit,
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I'm going way too fast and there's cops. Oh god,
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: please don't pull me over. If you pull me over,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I'm putting you on the pod. They're my bodyguards. Don't
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: even worry about it. They're not pulling me over. I'm
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: not going that fast. I was going kind of fast.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Around that curve, though. Jammies! Jammies! Where you at? He's
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: in my Snapchat DMs, I'm pretty sure. And he's on
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: his best behavior these days, okay? My understanding. I don't know.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So the other boss, the bigger boss,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: the big boss Bowser type, he came to me and
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: he was like, is this guy jammies making you uncomfortable?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: And mind you, I had agreed to drink Jamie's piss.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, it's green tea. Don't worry about it, girl. And, um.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Adam came to me. He was like, is this guy
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: freaking you out? And I don't remember.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Honestly, the guy was kind of... He was bossing me
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: around a lot. He was my boss. Yeah. And so
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, he's kind of annoying me a
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: little bit. And then he was demoted. And then Big
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Boss Bowser demoted his ass. And honestly, I don't even
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: think Jammies was that worried about it. I think he
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: was like, I prefer to be a line cook. And
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I'm the same damn way, except, you know... They just
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: gotta pay him a little more, I think. Around these parts.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: In Vermont, I think they're paying them alright. But, like,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: they could pay him more. Pay him more! Pay him more!
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna listen to me. Nobody's listening. There's a
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: beautiful horse over there. God damn! That's a shiny horse. Damn.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not a huge fan of horses. This guy, this
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: IT guy was at the bar, Mario, freaking Mario was
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: at the bar with me the other day. He does
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: IT or something. He's like starting a business to do IT.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: He gave me his contact card and I was like,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I got some questions. And then he gave me some
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: advice I didn't really like. And he was telling me,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: he's like, have you heard of horse therapy? I was like, yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I know all about horse therapy, girl. I was like,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's a really good idea. I really do.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: My girl Whitney, my girl Whitney was into this. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: have another girl, Natalie. I have two Natalies. I have
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: two Natalies that are into this. And, um, gotta collect
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: them all, okay? And, I got two, I got, I
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: got two horsey Natalies and a Whitney. Mrs. Cummings. She's
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: always Cummings. She's always coming because she's got a skater boy.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: And I'm jealous. I'm literally jealous.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Oh god.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: They say envy is like one of the seven deadly sins.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Y'all are stupid. Y'all are literally stupid. Can we just
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: like have feelings and admit them? Is that possible? I
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: think we should just have feelings and admit them.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I feel jealous.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Sometimes. I literally do. Not all the time. Not all
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the time. There are some things I don't feel jealous about.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I think there are some things I don't feel jealous about.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: And there are some things I do. And, you know,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I think if, you know, this is where boundaries comes
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: into play. Some people feel jealous and they're like, don't
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: do this. They tell their partner, don't do this. It
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: makes me jealous. You know? And to each their own.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I'm pro-choice. I'm pro- Where's my choice? Where's my choice?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Just kidding. That's either a TikTok or a Vine reference.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Not sure. One of my friends, Jordan... We used to
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: have so much fun. Her mom was kind of a
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: freaking cop, though. My understanding is she's doing real estate
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: these days. My understanding is what I heard. I think
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I saw her freaking ad somewhere. I was like, oh, boy.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: All the cookies. All the cookies are freaking doing real
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: estate these days. Listen, I was present. I was in
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: attendance when my aunt was studying to be a real
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: estate agent. She was showing me the freaking screen and
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is way too much, girl. And
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I probably didn't say all that, but I was like,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I was looking at it and I was like, I
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: don't know about this for me. I think I would
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: really thrive as like a... Like a haunted tour guide.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I really gotta go back to New Orleans. I used
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to say my dream job was a go-go girl. And
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: then I discovered my friend in New Orleans, my literal
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: queen and muse in New Orleans, my muse. I think
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: my queen is in Dallas. She's a nanny. She's a nanny.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: My queen is in Dallas, Danny. And keeping the boys
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: in line. It would seem. And my muse is in
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: New Orleans. And I discovered that she used to be
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: a go-go girl, which is funny because for a while there,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, Nobody was asking me what my dream
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: job was. But I was having interviews in my head
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: with a theoretical conversational partner. It's thing one and thing two.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: They were interviewing me. And I was like, listen. Listen.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I want to... My dream job would be to be
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: a go-go girl because it's at the intersection of athleticism
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: and art. It's creative and it's also quite athletic, I
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: would say. And so... And thing one and thing two,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I think they're looking a little creative and athletic these days. And, um,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: so I was originally going to talk about, you know,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm currently at the intersection of two,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: should I call them cultures? Should I call them is
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: if it's, um, Should I call them? I'm at the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: intersection of some stuff right now. I think art is
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: probably one of them. But the freaking trainers, the freaking
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: mega trainers are telling me that this is not... The
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Meghan Trainors are being mean to me. They're like the
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: devil on my shoulder, and they're being kind of mean.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: And they're like, don't pursue your passions. You've got to
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: be really, really ambitious. You've got to be really freaking
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: ambitious right now, girl. It's not really appealing to me.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: It's sounding a bit like a trap. But they're like, no, girl. No, girl.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: You're going to trap yourself if you're not ambitious enough.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You're going to trap yourself. Can I just live my
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: literal life? Can I just literally live my literal life?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Is it okay to take a break? My understanding is
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: we get 15-minute breaks. And my understanding is, you know,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the trainers are like, if you have time to lean,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: you have time to clean. Okay. Okay. If I have
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: time to lean, I'm going to lean. I'm going to
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: lean flirtatiously against a certain object, okay? And it's not
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: a person. It's not a person. It's a vehicle. It's
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: literally a vehicle. I'm also a vehicle. I just realized... Wait,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: what was I talking about? Oh, in the other... I'm
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: at the intersection, right, of art and... I think the
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Muslim faith. I think the Muslim faith has... I hope
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it right. I think they've served me from beyond. What?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: And I think... Yeah, did I do the consumerist addict
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: thing of buying a Muslim rug and not really looking
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: into it? Yeah, but let me tell you, I was at...
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I was at freaking... Fart! What is this crap called?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: It's like by Toronto. It's like a big dam. What
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: is this thing called? I've like repressed it from my memory.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: My mermaid friend, Ariel, wanted to get engaged there. And also,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: another guy was confiding in me as well that he
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: wanted to get engaged there. And I was like, y'all
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: live your best lives, I guess. Try, yeah, you can ask.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You can definitely ask. Be prepared to accept the answer,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I would say. Some people are pretty tough answers, I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: will say. What is this place called? It's not the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Royal Gorge. It's definitely not the Royal Gorge. That's coming
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: to mind. It's like a national park. In both Canada
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and the United States. And I can't think of what
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: it's called. Okay. Freaking frick. I'm pulling into the Taco Bell.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: To freaking look it up. Because it's going to bother me.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: If I don't know. My mermaid friend is speaking. And
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: my mermaid friend is saying. Something. Hold on. It's called
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Niagara Falls. I did some unsuccessful Google searches. At first,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I searched Toronto Gorge. And it said Ilora. It said
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Ilora Gorge. I said Elora. Ilora. And I was like,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: this is not right. And then I searched Toronto National Park,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and it said Rouge. They're like speaking different languages to me.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, okay, freaking show me the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: gosh darn map. I can find it on a freaking map.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: It's kind of up there. It's like a big old
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: water thing up there. And what was I going to
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: say about... Oh! I saw some Muslim men, gentlemen, presumably.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I saw some individuals who were looking a little handsome and...
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: And they pulled out their rugs and they went in
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the direction they're supposed to go and they prayed together
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: at the freaking Niagara Falls. And I was like, this
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: is beautiful. This is literally beautiful. And so I was like,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I need one of these rugs. So I got like
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: an extremely affordable version of it. That's all I'm going
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: to say on that. And, you know, I was just
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: looking for the rug. They sent me some beads. I
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: don't know where the beads went. I think they were
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: kind of like itchy. They were like extremely affordable and itchy.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: And so I was like, I don't really need this.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And then they sent me they sent me like a
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: little prayer cap as well for the boys, I suppose.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: or the men for the whatever you want to call
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: these beings and they sent me a wrap and I
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: don't know where it is and I really want it
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: pretty bad but I don't think I need it like
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: right now I'm wearing a hoodie it's sort of functionally
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: similar oh I'm wearing a Corinthia hoodie oh actually when
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I did my DNA testing which i don't know if
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: this is true but it said uh i have ties
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: to corinthia in austria i think and i was like
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: living near a snowboard mountain and this is like the
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: where the snowboarders go they go to corinthia and you
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: know snowboarder culture is very different than skiing culture i
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: primarily did back country like What do they call this?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's called backcountry skiing. This was advised to
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: me by my advisor. I actually really enjoyed it. It's
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: pretty hard. It's quite difficult. Skiing. I did downhill skiing.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I did the bunny. I'm at my grandpa's house. I
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: didn't even mean to come here. Maybe I should hit
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: him up. Is he here? The problem is he has
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: a couple of houses. They're all just fine, actually. I
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: bet I could sit here.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: At the very least.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: He might shoot me i don't think he would shoot me.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Oh he's actually really elevated the space he married a
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: really fine woman a really a lady my understanding is
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: they were high school sweethearts and uh he had a
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: partner question mark um that she was also a really
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: fine lady. My understanding is they were in the car
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: together when my grandma died and her husband also died
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: in this car crash. And I guess they were probably
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: on like the same side of the vehicle or something.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: And so these two lived and they kind of were
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: partners for a while. I think he was just working
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: her to the freaking bone. And I think now, now
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: there's kind of a different situation. Like, they were... Like,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: he's a gardener. And, um... He's always been a gardener. Like, vegetables.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Just straight vegetables. And... I helped him once. I helped
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: him once. I was literally on antibiotics for something. I
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: don't remember what.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I should go to his other house. His other house
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: is kind of sweet. Used to be. I don't know.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if he owns it anymore. I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: might just go check it out, actually.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: They have an operation back here. I don't know if
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: it's ethical. It's legal. I think it's legal. I think
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: it's legal. I feel like if I said it, it
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: would probably sound better. It's just like a burn. It's
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: like a burn pile. You know? Like if you got
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: some trash you want to burn. You know? I think
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: they're careful. They're pretty careful with what they burn. I think.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Like we're not burning like crazy stuff that's gonna like
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: do anything crazy. But like paper. You know you can
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: burn paper. So I'm going to my grandpa's house and
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I was not invited. And he does have guns. If
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: my grandpa shoots me, bruh, that would be crazy.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Why would he do that?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Probably because I look like a homosexual. My grandpa's rocking
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: with me. This is such a beautiful freaking state, bro.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: The problem is I don't know if he still owns it.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: They got a ladder. Okay, we got a ladder. Very cool.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not scared of my grandpa. I don't think I'm
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: scared of my grandpa. I just don't really know how
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: to talk to him. He used to like butt dial
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: me a lot. And I'd be like, Grandpa, hey!
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Hey!
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Hey! Nobody responds. I'm like, okay. I'm like, Grandpa, you're
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: calling me, yay! It's just his butt talking. I can
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: just hear him grunting and shit. He's probably doing pretty
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: extensive labor.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I'm afraid.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I love my grandpa. It doesn't appear like anybody's home.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff here.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: He might be home. It's a beautiful house. Am I
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: safe to walk around here? I would say so. I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: kind of want to go over there.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: That looks.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: There's a cat. Okay. I'm going to see if this
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: cat will entertain me. Probably not. It doesn't... It seems
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: pretty like a good cat though. And I dove head first. Oh.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: We're exiting the car at my grandpa's house. Hi. Oh,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: you're not happy? Okay. Cat is gone. Oh, he came back. Hi.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Come here. Meow. Meow. You're talking?
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: You're very talkative.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Who are you? No, come here.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hurt you. It's okay. Okay. Who are you?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: It's an orange feline. Come here. Will you please love me?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's two. Another orange feline. Oh, now they're both gone.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: How sad.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Y'all are drinking dirty water.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: What? You seem to be doing okay, though. Yeah, this
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: is definitely my grandpa's house. Oh my God, he has
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: four wheelers. What the heck? Come here. There's more.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Where did you guys come from? What the heck? What
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: the actual heck? there's just so many cats oh so
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to tell the story of well
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: first at the Bennington Monument.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: There's a chair.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: There's a chair there's a shed there's a boat there's
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff here Honestly, this stuff could be
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: of use. This is some good, useful stuff. It's got
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: some raw materials up in here. Shout out my queen
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: in Dallas. She loves raw material. It's really funny. Oh
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: my gosh, there's like a whole trail. I'm not scared
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: of my grandpa. It's just my grandpa. I'm wearing a
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: skirt and a hoodie. And it's like baby pink and
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: baby blue. And it's Corinthia. And white. So it's like protected.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Sorry guys. Sorry guys. We're trying to end a race
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: war here. Um... Racism is evil. I think this appeared
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: to me in a dream. Because I was asking the question.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Venting on the pod. Like after I went to a church.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: They were like. When you die. Condemn Satan. Condemn Satan.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: And I was venting on the pod. I was like
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: what are they talking about? Literally what are they talking about?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: And I think it appeared to me in a dream.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: They were like. It's racism. You gotta condemn racism. I
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: don't know who said this. I don't remember. I received
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: a message that Satan is racism. And you know the cats.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: We got some multicolored cats here. And. They're not looking
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: like incested. You know. They look like normal healthy cats.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: They're a little small. Um. But, you know, you can
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: kind of tell when a cat is, like, incested. I
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: knew a guy with an incest cat. And his cat
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: didn't like me very much. His cat was seemingly frightened
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: by me. I tried to hit him up. I tried
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: to hit him up. He's probably, like, respecting my engagement
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: or whatever. I was looking for some advice. He was
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: doing his recovery steps. And yeah, he's probably busy like
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: helping boys recover. And that's great. Whatever fuels your flame,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: you know. Wow, it's like super peaceful here. I like
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: my grandpa. The last time I, like, sat with him...
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I just... My understanding is he doesn't really know how
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to use a phone and, like... I don't know. I
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: keep hoping I'll run into him. God, please! Let me
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: run into him. You know? But... I like him. Last
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: time I sat with him, we were, like, in his business. He, like,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: built it himself. Like, he, like, literally... Well... I don't know, actually.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe someone else built it. My understanding is he recruits helpers. And... It's, like,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: a proper business, I think. And, like... We were sitting
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: in his business... The vegetable stand. And he offered me
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: a freaking Fig Newton. He offered me a Fig Newton.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: He just kept offering me treats. And honestly, they were
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: kind of decent treats. I think at first maybe he
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: tried to hit me like a Cheez-It. I'm not rocking
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: with Cheez-Its. I was like, no, thank you. And he's like,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I got more. He's like, you want a Fig Newton?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I do. I do want a
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Fig Newton. At the music festival, this guy offered me
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: a Fig Newton. I had just eaten some raisin bread.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I had eaten four slices of just plain raisin bread.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: It was really freaking good. It was the sun. I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: had never seen this before. It's like the sun made,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: sun made raisin company is now baking raisin bread. It's
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: like a gosh darn panettone. It's like a gosh darn panettone.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: And it was so freaking good. And then, I hear
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: cats meowing.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Meow.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Meow.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Come here.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: They don't want to come here. Only my cat comes
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: when I say come here. This is unusual for cats, too.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I've been told. People are like, there's no way your
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: cat comes when you say come here. He does. He
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: literally does. If I'm worried about him, I go out
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: there and I yell and I hear him. I hear
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: him running through the forest back to me. He's like
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: a boomerang. Aww. One of the parents... One of the
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: parents of the dogs my dad bought... The name was Boomer.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: And he bought it for my third grade teacher... And
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: she had a really, really cool name. I don't know
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: the origin. And I don't know if I'm allowed to
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: say it. Well, yeah, there's probably a lot of them. Gavrilova.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: It was like the coolest name ever. Gavrilova. She's a Gagra.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: And she's also a Barbie. And she's very beautiful. And
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: she had my back. And she liked my dad. And
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: she hooked us up with some puppies. Chewy and Chubbs.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: We named them Chewy and Chubs. At first we named
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Chewy Little Blaster. I think it's from like an SNL skit.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And then we did some research and
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: we were like, actually these dogs are so stupid that
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: they cannot learn a name this long. These dogs are
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: really so stupid. They're freaking Shih Tzu Yorkies. Like what?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: They were more beautiful in their youth, I will say.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: just because they had more colors they they turned like
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: completely blonde when they got older and not like gray
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: like blonde and then they turned gray but at first
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: they were like blonde white black brown different shades of
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: brown they were like really cool looking like my cat
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: oh there's cardinals over there i think it's a boy
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: and a girl cardinal I only recently learned that the
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: boys look different. You know, like the standard cardinal. I'm
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: not sure if this is the boy or the girl.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: But like the bright red one. And then someone was
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: pointing me to the other kind of cardinal. They're like,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: that's also a cardinal. I was like, what? Cardinals are red.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: They're like bright red. But they're like, no, some of
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: them are brown. I was like, what? What the heck?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: What the literal heck? That's what I learned. But I
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: could tell. I could see it in the face that
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: they were similar. For sure. Okay, the brown one flew away.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I'm peering at the red, the bright red one through
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the bushes. They're drinking some water at this kind of
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: trough situation. Oh, am I? I think it's a literal bath.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's like an old bath. It's just like
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: full of rain, question mark. They got a pool over there.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to swim. I'm literally trying to swim. What
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: is this? This is like a fort. Like a literal fort.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: It's like child size. I think I might break it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: Oh boy.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think we had this when I was young.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: We had a tire swing. I love the tire so
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: he knows like the highlight is a really big feather.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: This looks like the kind of feather that I would
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: be a little skeptical to touch because you can get
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: diseases from some feathers and this one looks a little questionable.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: What was I saying? I was at the intersection of
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: art and the Muslim faith earlier. Now I'm at the
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: birdbath at my grandpa's. And it's not big enough for me.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: And it's not full of rain. There's a hose. So
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: it would seem that this was deliberately filled for the birds.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. What is this? What is this? It's like
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: a ball, but I think it might be a rock. Oh,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: it might be clay. What? What? What is this? Oh,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I think it's like one of those bird bricks. It
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: looks like it used to maybe have bird seed on
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: it and now it's kind of just like filler. Filler rock.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Something like that. We got a very large something. A satellite.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: A satellite. covered in, I would say, lichen. If I
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: had to guess. It doesn't quite look like moss. It's
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: a little drier. I'm so hungry. I'm literally so hungry.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Alright.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: The thing is, I don't think anybody's home. I think
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the car that doesn't work anymore is the only one
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: in the driveway. And then mine, hopefully. It's still there.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I left my keys in it. It's a pretty safe area.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: It's like pretty back country kind of vibes. All right,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: we got some timber. We got some timber where the
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: old tire swing used to be. And some firewood. We
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: got firewood on the left, timber on the right. So
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: much freaking wood.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Dang.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I'm really hungry. What am I going to eat, guys?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: It won't be money. I'll tell you that. The cats
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: are near my car.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Hi. Hi. There's three cats. It's a trinity of sorts. Hi.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: How slow do I have to approach for you to
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: not leave? Please. What if I get on my knees?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: This is what I was saying about the Muslim faith
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: actually is just the process of like getting on your
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: knees and like putting your forehead on the ground. Holding
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: your own hands. I find this very beautiful. No rug
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: necessary though. It does help because the ground kind of
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: hurts sometimes. I don't think I've ever met like a
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: rude Muslim. And you know I met this guy. He
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: said his name was A.B. He was, like, reading my
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: mind in a really big way. In a really, really
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: big way.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: He referenced this thing I had written.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I had written a Father's Day solstice poem, and I
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: was referencing a Nickelback song, and he... Maybe he wasn't
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: referencing it, but he said it. He said it in, like,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: perfect country English. And this guy was not, like, a
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: country kind of guy. he was like a city boy
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: for sure, or a city man, I don't know, I,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I would say boy, he, he, he has some, he
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: has some development to do, I think, I, I totally
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: freaked him out, I really freaked him out, because he
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: was like chain smoking cigarettes, and he kept offering me cigs,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and I was like, at a point, I was like,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: this is too many cigs, guys, Or I just said no.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't need, I don't need any
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: more things. I'm like feeling a little overwhelmed by the
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: amount of cigs. The cat has laid down at a
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: distance to me. And the other two are underneath my car.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: This is beautiful. And so he showed me his entire
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: camera roll and then he told me to go through
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: his phone. And most of it was in a language
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I could not read. Straight up. There's a fourth cat
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: also hiding underneath a... Something. Like a thing you tow
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: on the back of a car. If you have the means.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: What is this called? Doesn't matter. Um... doesn't matter to
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: me personally so he showed me his entire family on
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: his phone and then he was like go through my
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: phone while I try to procure some food for us
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: and um and he did he did do that and
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: so I I was normally I would not go through
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: a guy's phone I don't care it's not my business
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I don't care I literally don't care and I don't
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: want to know But I was kind of curious because
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was kind of weird that he
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: instructed me to. It was different. It wasn't necessarily weird
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: or it was weird in a good way. It was different.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: It was very unique. This is normally not something guys
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: would do. He's like, go through my phone. So I'm
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: going through it and it's like I can't read it.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like just it's like a bunch of.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: In the past, I have said about this language, I assume,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know which language it was.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: to be honest i was like it just looks like
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: a bunch of j's it's like a bunch of j's
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: in different fonts i was like i don't know how
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: anybody would tell these apart i was in martha's vineyard
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: when i said that and um so yeah, I couldn't
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: read it at all, and, uh, I was just giggling,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I was just like, he has nothing to hide, he
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: has nothing to hide, or he knows that I don't
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: speak this language, one or the other, he's so funny,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: at one point, um, And I had a similar experience
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: with my Brazilian friend. Where, you know, these guys, they
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: know a lot of languages. They know a lot of languages.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: And it's like, I kind of know French. I studied
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: it for like 10 years, dude. I mean, define study, but... Okay,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I studied it formally for five years. I studied it
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: informally for... Maybe I'm at nine. Maybe I'm at nine years.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: But I kind of stopped studying it recently. It was just,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's like AI or something. I gotta find
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: a different situation. I think I, I mean, I listen
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: to the music, you know. This is what I do
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: with my languages. I listen to the music. I feel it.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, I am.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: I think that's Arabic. It might be nonsense, but I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: don't think it is.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's Arabic. This is my guy. This is
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: my guy, C. Levant. Okay, this guy was cracking me up, though,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: because he, like, showed me something on his phone. He's like,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: how would you say this? And I said it in French,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: because my French brain was reading it, and He was like, yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: He's like, you're speaking my language. He's like, yeah, you're
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: speaking my language.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: But then it's like, I was looking at his phone,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: and it's like, this is not French, guy.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: It's just straight up not even French. But I think
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: they have many languages, some people, you know. This is
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: extremely impressive. I don't know how they, like, I don't
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: know how you would, like, I mean, I know a
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: little bit of many. But he claimed French.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: He literally claimed French.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is my language too, bro. This
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: is really my language. And I felt bad. I was
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: kind of clowning him. I shouldn't feel bad. I don't know.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I was kind of clowning him a little bit because
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: he kept, he liked my name. He really liked my name.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: He's a man of God. I don't know what to say.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: And he kept saying, he's like, I love you. He
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: kept saying, we just met. He kept saying he loved me.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: He's like, I've known you my whole life.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was kind of clowning him. Unfortunately, I was like,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: you don't even know me.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: He's like, you literally don't even know me. He gifted
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: me some cigs. He literally gifted me some cigs. And
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: he told me his name was A.B.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: And I just was immediately giggling because H3. Thing 1
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: and Thing 2 were possessing me and giggling through me.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: And also Lita. Lina. This is my trinity of sorts.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: We got Thing 1, Thing 2, and Lita. And also Olivia.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Come on. Come on now. And A.B. A.B. shit.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: He said it's Amy and I was like and.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I went outside and I and I think I was
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: loitering for a second I wasn't really loitering it's a
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: public destination it was called birdies it was literally called
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: birdies you would.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Not believe me but it was called birdies and it
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: appealed to me I don't know what to say.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: The first time I stopped in I was just trying
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: to use the bathroom and they actually did not have
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: a public restroom so that was kind of unfortunate. But
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: then I was scoping it out a little bit and
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I was like they got some good stuff in here.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: They got some enjoyable pleasurable stuff in here. They got
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: the materials of my desires in here. And um Yeah, so,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: because I had a nice interaction with him as I
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: was making my purchase, and I asked him his name,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: he told me, and I was like, A.B.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: I was like, that's.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: A good name. That's really a good name.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, A.B.? He's like, yeah, Abdullah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, ah!
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, Abdullah, let's go. I don't know
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: his last name. doesn't matter we were just hanging out
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: and um so yeah I had the nice exchange I
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: thought he was extremely handsome and you know he sparkled
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: upon first meet And so I'm hanging out outside of
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: the building. I'm loitering a little bit. I'm like... There
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: were some other guys that were, like, hollering at me.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: And I was sort of considering my options here. I
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: was like, should I go talk to those guys? And
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: then A.B.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: Comes out.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, don't go talk to those guys.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: He's like, stay here.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, you want a cig? And, you know, there
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: was this freaking teacher. I was in Canada, so I
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: was like, whatever. I can smoke cigs in Canada. It's
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: literally just Canada. You know, when in Rome, smoke a
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: cig or two. Like, geez louise. And... The cats. The
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: cats are all here with me. And I'm going to cry.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: You guys. I want to take you all home. But
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I can't. Loco would be so mad. He would be
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: so freaking mad. Loco. I mean. I mispronounced it. I misspoke. Loco. Loco.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: What was I saying? So, yeah, he comes out. Oh, no,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: but there's this freaking teacher. They freaking met. Not organically. Well, hmm.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Organic is a little tricky, I think. I would say
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: meeting on a dating app is not inherently inorganic. I mean...
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: We're kind of glued to our phones, are we not,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: you guys? Everybody's kind of glued to their phones, it
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: would seem. We're obsessed with this crap. I don't really
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: like to look at my phone so much. I prefer
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: to talk to it. What did Marilyn Manson say? Does
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: anybody know? I've mentioned it a couple times. They said,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: if you could say anything to the shooters of Columbine,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: what would you say? He said I wouldn't say anything.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I would just listen. And that really resonated with me.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I like listening most of the time. Following advice. Depends
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: if it appeals to me or not. Ow. Ow. Oh
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: my gosh, I'm covered in burrs. Oh boy, how did
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: this happen? I sat in this freaking chair next to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: the burr bush. This is so stupid. They literally warned
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: me about this too. Nobody's going to believe me, but
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: I did receive a warning that this was going to happen.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just like my dang dog. Just like my dang dog.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Just getting covered in burrs. He said, I want to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: be involved with these cats and these cats don't want
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: to be involved with me. And my cat was trying
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: to be involved with my dog. And I was like,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: there's a very iconic video of my cat trying to
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: like bond with the dog and the dog is like
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: not giving a single fuck. And so the dog's out
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: of here. She got sent back to the freaking orphanage.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: It's That's all I'm at liberty to say on that.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: We got a tractor here. I could sit on this.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Often in my life I have just sat on tractors.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Take you for a ride on my big green tractor.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: It's not. It's not green. It's orange. It's like traffic
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: code orange. It says Cubara. Cubara. Capybara. Capybara. Capybara. Capybara. Capybara.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Someone informed me that this... Ah, they told me what
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: language it was. I was saying it. They were like,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: why are you saying this? I was like... I don't know,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I heard it once. I don't remember. I spoke to
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: some Polish folk recently. So it might have been Polish.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Polish. Me at the polls. Me at
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: the polls. Oh, cat, please come hang out with me. Please,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I just want to love you. What's wrong with me? Why?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: What did I do wrong? Please. What have I done wrong?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Does anybody know? Here, let me text Jammies back.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: See what Jammies is up to.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Wait, I gotta text my queen back. Okay, she's running. Okay,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: she's running. She's looking good. Okay, mommy. Mommy. Gotta hide
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: my girl real quick, my queen. Uh-oh. Who dis? Hi.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Then he said hi.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Who's this? Where is this guy from? Sunstein. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: His zodiac sign is a little frightening. He's not going
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: to lie. I'm going to say, where are you from?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Then I'm going to put like a cute emoji so
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: he doesn't read into that wrong. All right, Jammies, what's up?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: If you explored it anymore, just wondering. Yes, sadly, I'm
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: working both jobs today. I am in town. I am in... No,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: not Ian. I am in town. Oh he works. He
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: has like two different delivery jobs. I'm like bro this
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: is way too many jobs.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: I was just seeing if you explored it anymore.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: I have explored it a bit. I have explored it
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: a bit.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: I need a companion. I would like Je voudrais.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: No. I would like. A companion. For safety purposes. And.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Like a companion.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: Do you go over there much?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Question mark. And. Or let's say comfort. Let's say comfort purposes.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: It's really more about comfort. I mean, I think I'm
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: pretty safe over there. It's just like... I have a
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: certain freaking paranoia agent who worked for the freaking police
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: and so knew about all the crimes that happen in
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: this location. Mid-witch transformation break to attend an interview. Yeah.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: I think she's trying to make me pee myself.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: I'm in a very pee-like position.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: It says it's raining and it's literally not even raining.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: Oh no, the shells.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: They're tricking me. They're tricking and treating me. In the shells.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: Shells.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: My dad was obsessed with the microwavable fucking shell mac
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: and cheese. He would get the deluxe shell mac and
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: cheese and this is what he ate every day in
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: front of the microwave. My current roommate is doing like
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: one step above that. I just, I keep attracting roommates
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: that are like obsessed with mac and cheese. Mac and
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: cheese is highly symbolic to me. And nobody's gonna believe me.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Mac is obviously like Mac Miller, Mac Labor. What else? Mac.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is my namesake. This is Scottish, okay?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I think. Pretty sure it's Scottish. Okay, I gotta go.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: I gotta go.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pee somewhere. I'm gonna pee somewhere.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Nobody tell nobody. You can't make me.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Pee on command, you fuckers. I've gotten extremely trained. Actually,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: this is not true. This is not true.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I do pee on accident.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: My first boyfriend made me piss myself in the proms.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: I didn't even tell him. I didn't even tell him.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: I was so embarrassed. I was really so embarrassed. He
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: made me piss myself.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: In the proms. he made me piss myself in the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Brahms and I went to the bathroom I tried to
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: clean it up the best I could and then I
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: told him like months later I was like did you
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: ever like when we were in the Brahms.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: Did you ever like.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Smell piss on me did you ever this reminds me
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: of another story that I am not at liberty to
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: speak on.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: It's really symbolic. It's really symbolic and I want to
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: name names. I want to name names so bad. But
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: I do respect the privacy of these individuals. And the
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: real ones know.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: The real ones already freaking know. If not ask me
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: about it. I have a story pertaining to piss. And um.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: Some kind of conference I was at.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: And I smelled piss on someone.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Like. Like heavy.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: Like heavy. Like this guy.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: This guy fucking got pissed on.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: In a big way.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: In a really really big way. He pulls up to
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: the function. He pulls up to the function, like, hella late.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: And I just kind of looked at him, I was like, damn,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: that smells like piss.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: Like, it wasn't sweat.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: I know sweat. I know musk, okay?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: This was piss. And this is an elected official.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Who's also the father.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: Of somebody I know.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: And I was there.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I was there with my ex and my teacher. And
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: potentially my other ex. Who may or may not have
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: been related to my first ex. And their mom fucking
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: hated me dude.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: She fucking hated my ass. She's really busy these days.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: They're all really busy. Fucking idiots. Fucking idiots. Alright, I'm
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: going now.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Bye.