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Season One, Episode 8: Doomkirk Part 4: Gettin' Handsy · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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  Greetings Come and welcome the foil to the face.
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  My name is Cannibal Chris. I will be our GM as we continue
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  to play Doomkirk. This is the 4th part of that.
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  Hello ingredients. It's your favorite Lefty.
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  Levi died long ago. If that's true, at least like 20
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  minutes ago. At least I've been here for a
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  while. My knees are weak.
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  And it's me, Jacob. It's Thomas Next.
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  Oh fuck. I don't know.
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  You fucked up the road, toll bitch.
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  I know Jesus. Yes, I'm Thomas and I'm playing.
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  We meant. I'm Kevin.
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  I'm playing somebody new. Ooh, excitement and.
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  Now I'm Jacob. Now you are.
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  You were before? It I'm Nate and I'm General
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  Cedric Pathazar by our travel. You get the flail out of here.
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  So last we left you guys, you were hanging out with the Worm
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  Lord. Just the three of you, Lefty
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  Mayor Cedric. And we met your two most recent
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  companions. St.
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  Rick, who survived a lot longer than I expected, and Morum both
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  perished in an effort, that of Saint Rick's To save Morum from
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  dying, he added himself to the corpse pile.
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  So you're hanging out with the Worm Lord in his chamber is hard
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  to say what this room is. Again, it's shit covered and or
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  at least it smells like it is. And as you look around it, it
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  clearly is. He recently just threw up an
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  organ or so on the floor and as you guys are all reeling from
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  this drink you had, not all of you, the warlord slowly and
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  really pathetically tries to get up off the ground.
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  What do you guys want to help me up?
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  Want to help me up? Yeah, I got you.
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  I got you. I don't want to contract
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  whatever you just spit up on the ground there.
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  Nothing I worry about. They quit standing.
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  In it ooh, it's everywhere. It's everywhere.
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  Yeah. Hey, I just have a question
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  here. Yeah, although it was not his
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  voice last episode. When we were just threw up, OK,
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  when we left this, we could we can walk past this.
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  We can walk past this if we need to.
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  What do you got? I'm already moving forward.
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  But when we when we left the room that had scoots in it.
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  Yet when you had made it clear that it's very dark and then
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  Levi said something about having a candle, did you light that
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  candle? It's always been lit.
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  Because are you just holding a lit candle now?
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  Always, always. You can blow that out.
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  I was, I was just going to say, I know.
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  I was going to say like if you. This is my safety net.
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  I feel like if you like, set it down and then it blows out
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  because the wind maybe it may not be on you.
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  This is it is. I hold this in case I die.
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  So I come back and die again. It's his.
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  Oh, it's his. It's his.
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  It's his one up. It's my one up.
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  It's his extra guy. Yeah.
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  God, I hope it works out and enjoy.
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  It's the family. Yep.
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  Oh yeah, except I'll bring Supreme.
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  Supreme. Like a good leader.
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  What is wrong with him? Oh, when did he get this
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  confidence? He's really on one.
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  Yeah, no shit. It's been like 4 minutes and he
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  changed so drastically. Maybe it was the drink.
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  I'm suffering from lack of toes, You know what I mean?
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  Know what I mean? It's been a while since I've
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  seen fresh pair. Nope.
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  Yuck, yuck. We've been at this point is
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  still kicking rocks on the corpse of Saint Rick and Mara.
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  You're back on the whole, guys. Eddie, help burying these two
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  would be great. They're under rusted weapons.
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  I'm not. I'm not getting tetanus off
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  that. I'm still alive here.
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  Technically already buried. Yeah, they're dead.
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  Yeah, welcome. And why do you care so much?
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  Because he's family. OK, one of them is.
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  We just met that other guy. They had a connection.
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  Yeah, and I know they were lovers.
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  Our cross lovers, whatever, blah blah.
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  That's their own fucking fault. Fucking assholes.
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  So you're talking about killing some some woman, right?
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  And she's here somewhere. Yep, Yeah, yeah.
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  Why don't you just seek your big ass worms on it?
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  She's a little out of reach from him.
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  What do you mean they can climb and cut through this dirt and
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  shoot it out there on their bottoms, right?
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  Well, I mean, yeah, but good luck getting him in through some
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  tight doorways. They they don't need it.
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  No way they make it. It's not quite that easy.
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  It takes time, sort of. I mean, I think I've never
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  really seen him do it. He just kind of runs down the
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  same hole, same ruts. Maybe he can.
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  He's a lost. Puppy Well, maybe.
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  That would be horrible. So we just need to follow their
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  trail and like, he's still just like kicking rocks, So like, you
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  could hear that plinking in the background.
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  If you go right, then left down the tunnel, or maybe it was left
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  and right, you'll find her. Just go up the stairs.
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  Go up the stairs when you get there, when you.
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  Get there up, OK. And you're sending these two
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  little wigglers with us then? Yeah, I'm seeming to be the
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  deal. Yeah.
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  Nope, that's. What's their name again?
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  Did you tell us before? I don't remember.
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  It's been weeks. I'm going to call this one,
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  Kevin. That one's precious.
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  This one, Morum. Fuck that one.
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  Oh wow, that's pretty on the nose.
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  No, that's that's Bastard And Todd Randleson.
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  Get the fuck out of here. Wrong game.
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  I only named those two. That's wrong game todle.
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  You know, Kevin gets it if I get it.
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  And that's it. Engelbert Humperdinck.
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  I lock it, OK. You'll name it whatever you
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  want. All right, well fucker, we going
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  to take a fucking breather here since we're sitting in what is
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  essentially I. Mean she gave you you're
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  spacefully shit. Where's my home?
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  Yeah, smells like it. But I more though that it might
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  be hard to believe, but I could I could actually use.
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  Use a sit down, whether it be a short or long.
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  I cannot. There's a nice shit buffet over
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  there you can lay across or something.
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  Soft. Doesn't I'm a fucking skeleton
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  and a ghost? You think I'm smelling all of
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  this? You're the one who has to deal
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  with. It, oh, this shit, this these
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  trails have been clogged for so long.
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  And I take a seat. You guys are going to rest here.
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  I definitely need. Two, okay, but three of 11 in
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  the HP department. I got you.
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  I'm about 7 of 12. Seven of 12.
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  What about you? There we met.
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  I'm at six of seven. Wow.
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  Okay. So you're pretty good.
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  So if you guys wanna rest, be my guest.
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  Be my guest. Literally.
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  Yes. Literally.
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  All right, that's what we'll do. Can we cut these things in half
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  and then they become two worms again?
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  Nope. It has become two halves of a
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  dead worm. Oh, that's lame thought.
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  That once too. There used to be three of these.
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  Yeah, and there was two and two halves.
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  OK, so you guys are resting. You guys have food.
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  You don't need food. Oh, don't need it mean that you
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  don't need food. And.
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  You do. I'm going to go back and steal
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  some. Some flesh off our dead friend.
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  OK, give me a presence test. What are you talking about?
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  You got more rum right down there.
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  That's what we're talking about. Oh yeah.
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  He made an assumption saying he was his friend.
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  Oh yeah, that's he was definitely saying Rick's friend.
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  Someone's friend, not mine. Fuck that guy.
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  We don't have mine. That door sick with lovers
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  Anyway, we might roll presence. Test.
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  You stay away from his hind corners.
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  Let's say Rick's. I don't know.
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  This is my favorite part. Love those games?
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  That was the toes. Well, 11, what's your
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  president's score? 12 total Oh perfect.
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  Give me a D4. Am I gonna get tetanus?
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  No one. That's how many rations you
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  found. Oh, perfect on his body.
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  Oh the the non crispy bits are my favorite that you probably
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  just got toes and that's about a rations for.
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  Popcorn. So that's eating.
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  Yeah, you're good. Scrumptious.
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  Was it D6? Yep, Yep.
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  D6 for a night. This is going to turn into
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  garbage, just like it always does.
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  Hopefully 04 That's not as garbage as I thought.
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  I also get a D6. Then, yeah, all of you.
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  We even Thomas who really you can just.
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  That one? Yeah, that's you can't possibly
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  not. And then as you guys wake, you
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  guys fall asleep in here. When you guys wake up, you
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  notice that you're alone in here.
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  The two worms are curled up with you.
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  So adorable. Yeah, the the Which specifically
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  are flail worms? Flail worm.
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  Fitting flail worms. Well, alright, actually that is
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  pretty fitting. Dang.
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  Papa GM. Do we ever get better?
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  Yeah, we do. At the end of adventures, if you
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  survived it, you'll get better. You already did.
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  I know. I want to get better twice.
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  Well, then survive the If you make out a Doomkirk, you'll get
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  better. That's not true for anybody that
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  we see from this point on, though.
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  OK, you know what I mean Cuz I feel we're far enough into it.
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  We're completing this while appearing in this episode.
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  Not enough. You know what I mean?
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  So that's the penalty for dying. I guess we're gonna be one.
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  I got a beginner dude. Just limbo.
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  This is real life. Okay in the morning as you guys
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  wake up curled up with these things.
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  The Worm Lord is gone. And give me a detail, anybody?
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  I'll do it. No.
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  That's five. OK.
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  OK, good. So this morning will be a D8.
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  That was for Misery, by the way. Thank you.
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  But two are active for anyone who's not kept up.
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  Nice roll. Sweet, got on my omens.
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  Okay, you got your omens back. Yeah, if you guys are depleted
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  of omens, then roll them and also roll powers per day.
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  Yes, still have one. So what do you guys do?
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  Now we might as well take the opportunity and go now.
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  He said right then. Left or or left and right I have
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  no idea what I. Mean.
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  It's a crapshoot. Honestly.
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  You're welcome. Well, why don't we take some
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  bones and roll them and see which way it points?
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  Is that how is that all that works?
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  I don't have no clue. I'm just.
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  I'm just people actually. How about this?
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  I've got a better option, better option.
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  I'm gonna get the the help from. You want a row shampoo one last
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  time and I'm gonna take Rick's hand and just pop it and throw
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  it and see what direction it points at.
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  Give me a D2 on A. On A1, it's a left, On A2 it
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  goes right. It is a two, it goes.
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  It points right, but it points with the middle finger.
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  Thank you. Yeah, I like that.
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  It's your finger. So.
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  That's weird, stuck in that position.
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  OK, I have an ability. Not good enough, but you got.
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  You got the power. Oh yeah, you have to.
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  You have to. I know what you're thinking you
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  have to do. Are you going to Are you going
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  to possess Rick's skeleton? No, no.
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  Come on. That would be hysterical.
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  And then he'll come back and try to kill.
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  I can only do that once a day today, because I only have the
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  one. Oh, you're not going to spend
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  it, right? Now, no.
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  But I do have an unheroic feat, which is what?
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  Which is fucking. Sucking butts I had, I.
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  Thought I had it written down somewhere here, but it must have
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  been on my old character sheet. It is the the one where I can,
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  like, fucking read the future and people in animal guts.
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  Oh yeah. And huge.
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  God knows there's a bunch of fucking awful around here.
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  Actually, you know what? That's exactly true, cuz I mean,
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  he just flayed Morum. Yeah, he was told.
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  Me. Yeah.
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  Stick your hand in his belly button and rip that shit out.
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  I learned a lot from Paul. All right, who the we don't go
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  from that end? The weird one that.
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  Pink socked a bunch of yeah. I miss that guy.
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  I do too, actually. I don't know.
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  We. Can really dig deep.
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  You know, he's like, he was the kind of guy that could like, you
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  know. You could take him home or
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  something. You know, wanted to rise above
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  his station mainly by stabbing people in the throats, and I've
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  always adored that. Yeah, that's why you try to stab
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  me in the back. No, I tried to kill you from the
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  front. Don't you put that kind of
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  cowardice on me? I'm just saying.
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  You motherfucking walk away from every fight.
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  Bullshit ass bitch. You don't get this age, this
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  age, by standing up for your right to fight.
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  You know what I mean? Elsa Czar only does it
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  missionary. I know it's silly looking at me
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  during it's only it's honorable. It's only reverse because I
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  don't like the glare in my eyes. Okay.
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  I don't mean to like, you know, interrupt Your guys is arguing,
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  but it wasn't fateful. Visions the faith.
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  Steer your journey across the dying world.
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  One can only hope they lead to redemption, not destruction.
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  Consume an omen and spend a few moments in quiet meditation.
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  Ask the GMA question pertaining to the current situation.
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  You will be granted A bizarre vision that provides
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  enlightening information. GM rolls the D4IN secret on a
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  one division is deceptive. Is it that one beasts?
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  Oh, that one. So it has to be animal entrails.
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  Well, we do have a scholar. Beastly scholar.
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  What it says. You study the beast of the land,
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  gutting them and spilling viscera to uncover the world
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  secrets you may scry and see the future in.
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  The animals innards gain an omen for every 10 hit points the
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  beast had, but never more than your maximum moments, usable
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  only once per animal. Oh, it's the recover omen.
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  The beast innards may also provide enlightening
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  information. That's right.
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  Well, maybe I'll wait a little bit then.
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  Yeah, yeah. You can write Beastly Scholar so
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  that we just know that that's what.
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  Which direction did that have point again?
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  I believe it was right. OK, let's go that way.
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  Oh, that's the way I wanted to go anyway.
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  So you guys use the pile of bodies and pans and whatnot at
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  blades to climb down into the trench you head, right?
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  Demand. Do we need a leash on these
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  things or they just going to follow us?
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  No. That's fine.
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  That's fine they do. They wriggling along with you
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  guys. You walked aways pile of bodies
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  that you climb down, disappears behind you distance and
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  eventually you come to a split in the tunnel itself, one going
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  left, one going right. He said right and left, right,
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  left, right, left, OK, right, right, left, left, left, right,
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  OK and then and then we go left. Do you?
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  So you guys take the left after that confusing conversation?
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  Actually, he's left. He starts to go right, and then
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  this goes great direction. The worms too, They both go in
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  different directions, and then the one just catches up.
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  Shortly past that split, you start to hear hoofs up ahead,
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  like the sound of heavy hooves walking towards you.
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  It's. Gotta be a center.
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  Let's kill it. Maybe a minute or it sounds like
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  it's coming this direction. OK, I'm already my bow.
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  Already at the vulge and you see somebody and the bison walking
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  down the trench or down the worm tunnel towards you.
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  The. Fuck is.
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  This. You stay right there or I'll put
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  you down. Oh, howdy there, partner.
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  How's it going? It's nice to see some friendly
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  faces around here. It's been a while, you know.
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  Yeah, yeah, my my place burned down a while back.
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  Been tracking this worm though. I got a new venture looking.
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  Find some shit. You know what I mean?
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  How did how did you get a bison down?
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  Here, let me tell you something. This bison, he comes everywhere
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  with me. I got, I got about two things
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  that I got that I love, my world and it was my ranch and my
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  bison. I'm getting mixed feelings by
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  this guy. It's 1/4 pounder.
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  Yeah, what's yours. It's not really like sharing my
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  name very often, but it's Bernard Bernard.
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  OK, OK. Braxton.
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  Braxton, why would you not want to share your name?
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  Oh, I don't know you. You you came on pretty strong
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  there for a guy who's now backtracking on names.
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  Oh, I got this problem. You see, I'm a I'm a little
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  loud, a little obnoxious, and I can't quite control myself.
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  You'll probably fit in well, but so.
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  In case of all the anxiety, the. Anxiety.
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  Did you just give yourself the name Bernard or or?
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  Yeah, I'm sorry, it was a fake name.
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  Well, it has to be, because nobody remembers a fucking name.
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  It's it's it's far to be talkable.
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  It's nice to meet you. Is that a fake name, too?
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  All right, you fucking belt, Lazar.
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  Let's get moving then. I like, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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  wait. Never mind.
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  Were you looking for a worm? For worm.
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  We got two worms right here, Brady.
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  You know, modify, milk them. What?
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  What? What?
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  I need their shit. Wait, I mean, these tunnels are
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  covered and shit. No, no, you need to.
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  Wait. How do you milk a worm?
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  Let me show you. For, there's.
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  For, there's. Shit, can you milk a cat Focker?
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  I understand your reference, but this is not that.
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  See, worms don't have nipples. This is the butt.
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  The butt. If I were to say that it is
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  anything Barnaby give me, Hold on, you're not touching our
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  worms yet. I mean, he can choke the worm.
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  I don't give a fuck about it. No, you don't choke the worm.
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  See, you just got to you got to squeeze and you push your thumbs
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  down. And at the same time, you can
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  put a little bit of leverage as you pull back on the tip.
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  How many worms have you milked? Probably, about, over, over
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  about 463 probably. Over that amount, that very
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  specific amount. It's not specific by any means.
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  Barnaby, give me a presence test.
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  Jesus Christ. Fuck, just getting this bad.
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  Address you can straddle in a worm and just kind of.
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  Massaging it my mental images of.
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  A person I've never seen like I've never seen a person
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  skinnier and whispy your hair. I think you're Jiggle Billy from
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  Aqua Teen Hunter for. It he's giving me big curl
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  butts. So before this I want to give
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  you a quick description at least.
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  Yeah, who is this? Who is this?
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  So Barnaby talkable is would be you man Yeoman.
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  Yeoman, yeah, you know me in words and stuff.
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  It's Yeoman. Yeah, would be Yeoman.
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  Do you want me to fucking read all this?
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  You don't have to. Just give us a gist of who he
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  is. Okay.
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  Well, I'm a squad old farmer with a square jaw, and it was
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  5:00, sure. At 5:00 like 5:00 shadow but
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  it's like white, Gray and salt and pepper.
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  And a neat comb over, but I'm obviously bald.
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  And I have some. I have some black oily substance
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  that is always dripping from my rip.
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  Decaying teeth, probably from that substance and.
• 20:11
  From your lip, yeah, he said. RIP from my sorry, sorry, you
• 20:15
  know me and words. You wrote these words.
• 20:21
  Fuck. He's very angular.
• 20:23
  I'm kind of upset. Is he really Bony?
• 20:26
  Really scrawny dude. You know.
• 20:29
  How do I put this? The old man from UP.
• 20:33
  Oh my God. That helps a lot.
• 20:35
  Oh. My God, that's a short spot.
• 20:37
  Little Danny DeVito looking Danny DeVito.
• 20:42
  There we go. Oh no.
• 20:44
  What? Did you get in the present test,
• 20:45
  by the way? A2 OK, the Bison steps forward a
• 20:50
  little bit. He just walks away.
• 20:55
  The fuck was that? Turned around and walked down
• 20:58
  the tunnel that you came did. Did you hear that too?
• 21:02
  Hear that, too? I like him better than this.
• 21:04
  This guy already. This guy.
• 21:05
  Already. Well, we're we're, we're A-Team.
• 21:09
  So you get, you get, you get both of us.
• 21:11
  So you're like art here, You're like.
• 21:13
  Art Wow. Would you consider yourself a
• 21:15
  team? Barely, I want to say that.
• 21:18
  Exactly the point. Right.
• 21:19
  Can I milk your worm now? That is ridiculously forwarding.
• 21:26
  It's not really our we're just borrowing these things, you
• 21:29
  know. OK, let me borrow the milk.
• 21:33
  I don't think that it's milk you're looking for.
• 21:35
  No, it's just what are you going to buy shit?
• 21:39
  These aren't silkworms. Look, this isn't technically
• 21:42
  legal. So obviously you're violating
• 21:45
  that worms rocks. Don't milk the worm with up
• 21:53
  insane. All right.
• 21:55
  We're going to make this abundantly clear now we're on
• 21:58
  our way to kill a woman. I believe that's what it is.
• 22:03
  That sounds sexist. Yeah, well, it kind of does,
• 22:05
  doesn't it? I don't want this.
• 22:07
  This is a. This is a we.
• 22:11
  Want to go that story? Because.
• 22:12
  We've been in here far too long, and if you want to milk some
• 22:15
  worms, you're going to have to do it after we're done.
• 22:17
  Yes, and I rub my hands together.
• 22:19
  After we're done. But we're going to need your
• 22:21
  help doing this for us, so I'm not going to give you this for.
• 22:24
  Sure, you got like I got the bigger worm.
• 22:28
  No, but we know with them, we. Know, don't say.
• 22:33
  Now I can't get look like a lot more blood in that than the last
• 22:40
  one. So I can't guarantee you get the
• 22:44
  milk, the fucking, the the towel worm and whatever the fuck.
• 22:47
  What? Kind of fucking deal is this.
• 22:49
  If we come across the Worm Lord, we'll put in a good word for you
• 22:53
  all. Right.
• 22:54
  Who's the quiet guy staring at me for a while?
• 22:57
  I mean, he's all eyes, you know? Yeah, you, Mr. Bowman, with the
• 23:02
  anal beads. Yeah, I'm women.
• 23:04
  I'm the one in charge of the worms right now.
• 23:07
  You gotta get past the garden. He's got he's, he's got some
• 23:11
  issues with loss recently me. Too me too are.
• 23:16
  You talking about? Yeah, you can see.
• 23:17
  If I said already left. Already left, he'll be back.
• 23:19
  It's just depending on the role on the day.
• 23:22
  As you guys stand here, you hear like faintly but growing and
• 23:26
  incessant. Buzzing was like flies.
• 23:30
  There's a ton of them. But more bullshit protein my
• 23:34
  like you. Can we go?
• 23:38
  I mean, I already live. I don't like this weird Mexican
• 23:41
  standoff thing that we're doing. Right.
• 23:44
  Yeah, give my hand. And I'm like prodding the worms
• 23:47
  along. As you guys go to continue on
• 23:50
  down your path, you notice standing at the intersection
• 23:53
  that you took a left at which you can still see a person
• 23:56
  standing there in the shadows in the dark.
• 24:00
  That's the buzzing sound of the flies has grown and it's very
• 24:05
  clear. By the fact that he's sort of in
• 24:07
  a haze, that they're buzzing around him.
• 24:10
  Great, more stinky people will you?
• 24:12
  What do you need now? You need?
• 24:15
  Now, gentlemen, what's we doing here?
• 24:18
  He's so far away I could barely hear milk.
• 24:20
  Worms. One of us is here to milk worms,
• 24:24
  I guess. How?
• 24:26
  How did you find your way down here?
• 24:28
  Oh. God, I'm lost.
• 24:31
  I'm really. That.
• 24:32
  That that's a story. That.
• 24:34
  We probably don't really have time to go over.
• 24:37
  Yeah, we could probably. Why are you down here?
• 24:38
  You down? Here, frankly, I've been lost
• 24:42
  here for quite some time. I was brought to you by the Worm
• 24:46
  Lord for quite many, many years ago and he sort of lost interest
• 24:50
  in any of my assistants, so. Were you his lover?
• 24:54
  Lover. That's what I'm picking up on
• 24:56
  the. First thought How dare you?
• 24:59
  Guddad sits up off of what he's back in the coldest shoulders
• 25:02
  like. Been here for years.
• 25:04
  Like, just chilling. Just just.
• 25:07
  Eating not worm shield. It's necessarily chilling, as
• 25:11
  you say, more of just wandering through these tunnels trying to
• 25:14
  find my way out of here. You probably.
• 25:18
  Eating worm shield, Yeah. I mean, that does make sense for
• 25:22
  the flies, yeah. I mean, he probably.
• 25:23
  Does. I mean look at his lips, they're
• 25:25
  covered in shield. As you're looking at the lips
• 25:30
  that you can see that. There's like open sores on his
• 25:34
  face, and the flies seem to be coming in and out of the.
• 25:37
  The Open Sore. And he pulls back his hood and
• 25:40
  you see that half of his head is kind of caved in and and there's
• 25:45
  just it. The more the more he pulls back
• 25:48
  the the hood, more of these flies just seem to be swarming
• 25:52
  around him. Oh, I'm gonna puke.
• 25:54
  I guarantee he's got a TBI look at.
• 25:57
  That would you prefer to just be a skeleton, I mean?
• 26:02
  We could do that for you. I I mean, I'm fairly close as it
• 26:06
  is and he pulls up his sleeve and there's more just like
• 26:08
  exposed muscle and larvae and flies flying in and out of the
• 26:13
  the sores that. Was infected.
• 26:16
  Don't say that over already. Too soon?
• 26:19
  I mean, it does. You want to hold my candle?
• 26:22
  Abra here and snuff a flame? You can.
• 26:25
  I don't even know you. I'm just saying I don't.
• 26:29
  Know you. Pardon me?
• 26:32
  My I'm, I'm, I've been very rude.
• 26:34
  My name is Rundle Macropinus. Is that a name you made-up to?
• 26:39
  I assume this is what you've made of recently.
• 26:41
  His name is Mayonnaise. I I It wasn't given to me.
• 26:44
  It was given to. I did not give it myself.
• 26:46
  It was given to me by my skull. Here, he's my closest friend.
• 26:52
  And you'll notice he's got a skull that like half of the head
• 26:54
  has been busted off and he's just holding it in his hand.
• 26:58
  You know, hold a baby. Does your friend have a name to?
• 27:03
  Yes he does. And as he looks at the his
• 27:06
  skull. Funiff Should we trust these
• 27:08
  folks? Give me a D8.
• 27:11
  I will get you a D8. Which one's the D8 there?
• 27:16
  One of the 8 on it. 8OK. Give me a present test.
• 27:20
  Already that's a natural 20. Nice and a D4I.
• 27:25
  Get to roll all the dice 2. Okay.
• 27:29
  What's happening here? Ronville I.
• 27:34
  You're my closest friend. Yes, I know.
• 27:37
  And you're my I feel like we can trust these people with other
• 27:40
  people's lives, but it's not ours.
• 27:43
  Well, I mean I'm suppose they could be of some service to us
• 27:46
  while we're maybe we can get out of here and go back to wherever,
• 27:51
  anywhere out of this place mainly.
• 27:55
  Maybe they want to take it out of here.
• 27:57
  So many people have private conversations around us.
• 28:00
  This is very one sided. This is important to know.
• 28:02
  Yes, it is one sided because you only hear Rundle talking.
• 28:06
  As far as you know and as far as you can perceive this, he's not
• 28:10
  getting anything back from this call.
• 28:11
  It's just sitting there lifeless and he's just kind of having a
• 28:14
  one sided conversation. It's like he's on the phone but
• 28:16
  you don't see his phone. He's on Bluetooth.
• 28:18
  I know we have a lot of issues to work on through, but I'm
• 28:21
  uncomfortable right now, especially with this one behind
• 28:25
  us milking that worm without us watching.
• 28:30
  Can I? I'm gonna start slapping the
• 28:33
  barnaby's hands away from the worms butt.
• 28:35
  Oh, I can. I see if I got away with milking
• 28:37
  in private during the whole conversation.
• 28:42
  Yeah, sure, agility test. I will say a DR10 because they
• 28:44
  were very sidetracked also. Kevin Rundle You get a + 2 to
• 28:49
  your next role, whatever that might end up being.
• 28:53
  I I got a I got. I did not get it.
• 28:56
  Okay, no you. Did.
• 29:00
  Not rub that worm a lot. Thank you.
• 29:03
  Thank you. I'm sorry but they got pooped
• 29:06
  too. I just getting it right now.
• 29:08
  Keep an eye on him. You you can't force it.
• 29:12
  No, it's not forcing. It's gentle.
• 29:15
  You made it sound like milking the worm was actually getting
• 29:18
  milk, cuz you're like, what do you want to buy milk or shit?
• 29:20
  And yeah, I bet he's actually still getting shit though.
• 29:24
  Maybe that's how he's marking it, that's why it's illegal.
• 29:27
  It's false advertising Worm milk.
• 29:30
  Just shit. All right.
• 29:32
  Continue conversation. That's.
• 29:33
  Chocolate worm milk. That's my biggest enterprise.
• 29:37
  During this whole thing, Rundle and and front after, he's going
• 29:41
  to take the skull and kind of. But as both of them are looking
• 29:43
  at this whole thing, do you think we can actually trust
• 29:45
  these folks? Not entirely.
• 29:50
  Do you think they can get sad if you yes?
• 29:54
  We might be all taken out. I mean, you know best my friend.
• 30:00
  Yes. Would it be possible for me to
• 30:03
  accompany you on your? Your adventure maybe?
• 30:06
  Possibly make it so I can get out of here?
• 30:10
  And you may be the worm milking expert, but you're just going to
• 30:13
  have to wait. Look, worm milk solves
• 30:15
  everything. It comes out all pay like it.
• 30:18
  I know it's not actually melt, but it comes out all fucking
• 30:21
  gooey and you just put a little extra water in there and you
• 30:24
  soup it up real good and then no one knows the difference.
• 30:27
  They're frothing at the mouth, yeah.
• 30:29
  I don't care if you tag along as long as you're not doing what
• 30:33
  he's doing. I'm creeped out.
• 30:35
  Mean. I like toes.
• 30:36
  I have a question to ask you if that's going, if this is going
• 30:39
  to happen. By all means.
• 30:42
  All right, this might be controversial.
• 30:45
  Controversial. But how do you feel about
• 30:47
  joining a group of men and killing a woman?
• 30:53
  Well, it's the truth. Weird voice in the sky.
• 30:57
  It's echoing my word's, not yours.
• 31:04
  I'd be We would be more than happy to join you on your
• 31:06
  adventure. Now, I assume in the time that
• 31:09
  you've spent down here, you are familiar with the bracelets.
• 31:13
  I've heard tale, but I do not know where she would be.
• 31:16
  She would be. Or that's where we're on our
• 31:18
  way. We're on our way too.
• 31:20
  We're also looking for the big worm.
• 31:22
  The thing I think is so funny about it is that like, it's not
• 31:24
  that big of a place and he's been lost for years.
• 31:28
  I've probably. Just been pacing up and down the
• 31:29
  same tunnel. No, he's been asking us.
• 31:31
  It's. Clearly crazy, I mean.
• 31:36
  All we know is we're going up. But leave the way, my friends.
• 31:41
  Well, fuck, let's move. We've been standing here for 27
• 31:44
  minutes. I'm so uncomfortable.
• 31:49
  I really don't understand how we keep finding these people.
• 31:52
  But right, that's what I was thinking is like, how is this
• 31:53
  place populated? So populated?
• 31:57
  Who are these random people? So the five of you now actually
• 32:01
  wait, seven of you, 8 of you must.
• 32:06
  Nine of you. Plus the Buffalo bison.
• 32:09
  Not a Buffalo. This horde of people.
• 32:12
  With Bisons already up ahead, but you guys continue on up
• 32:14
  ahead and it opens up to a large.
• 32:18
  Cave weird, Glowing. Dimly lit.
• 32:21
  Or the room is dimly lit by strange glowing mushrooms and
• 32:25
  the room just smells like earth, like dirt inside of or inside of
• 32:30
  but buried in the ground. Half buried.
• 32:33
  A massive skeleton. Clearly not human.
• 32:36
  Potentially basilisky. That's not a word, you know, but
• 32:39
  I understood. Yeah, I mean, it worked well
• 32:41
  enough. What do you guys do?
• 32:44
  And you do see as you get a full sit Rep of the room.
• 32:47
  Off to your left you see a Stonewall.
• 32:50
  Kind of stands out considering the rest of this is all cave but
• 32:54
  a stone, a brick wall. I want to grab a couple of
• 32:57
  bottles for my wagon. OK, so that was thing about
• 33:01
  that. I know you started with a wagon
• 33:02
  and a donkey as well. I got to imagine you probably
• 33:05
  didn't get them down here too, so damn it.
• 33:07
  But they will be waiting at the door once you leave if a
• 33:13
  presence test will serve you well.
• 33:18
  That's right. Yeah.
• 33:20
  I lost one. I thought about, I was like, how
• 33:21
  would you get the carton here? Like the bison is one thing.
• 33:23
  Yeah. But he's sort of the companion,
• 33:25
  right. So we kind of make sense that
• 33:26
  he. Fair enough.
• 33:27
  You would at least try to get him but the donkey.
• 33:29
  But just to still let you go on with that, though, you probably
• 33:34
  have them on you, you know, probably have a bag.
• 33:36
  No, you don't have a bag. No, because I have a wagon.
• 33:39
  You probably have them in your pockets.
• 33:41
  If you decide to take them. You have a couple jugs strapped
• 33:44
  to your hips. There you go.
• 33:45
  Actually, they're like the moonshine jugs.
• 33:47
  That's what I was. Thinking and your jiggle Billy
• 33:48
  more and more. I'm.
• 33:53
  Draggle. Barely.
• 33:55
  So it's just like a giant. Skeleton.
• 33:58
  Yeah, it looks buried. Almost looks Draconic in a way.
• 34:02
  Look over at the Weeman Bell though he does.
• 34:04
  I don't know his name. Finials.
• 34:09
  No, no. I can see the relation with
• 34:10
  something to do. Well, I mean.
• 34:13
  What? What I mean you have a lot of
• 34:17
  facial features that are quite simple.
• 34:19
  Anyways, I would carry on. As also a humanoid skeleton, I'm
• 34:24
  a little offended. Look at the bone structure.
• 34:27
  Agree. Agree.
• 34:29
  Sits back down again. I'm going to try to wrangle
• 34:32
  another worm in the privacy. You're going to try to do that
• 34:34
  while they're talking about this?
• 34:35
  I want to wrangle a worm. So you you think there's a
• 34:38
  there's? Stairs over there, by that.
• 34:40
  The way I wanted, the way I want to do that is the same way that
• 34:43
  we kind of do PvP, you know, where we use the opposing
• 34:46
  agility modifier as the Dr. So what is your guys'?
• 34:50
  The collective presence? Oh my.
• 34:51
  Fuck. 0. 0. 10100 OK, so we're going with the 1:00, so that
• 34:58
  would make it a 13. So if you can, get an agility
• 35:00
  test Dr. 13 and if you fail it, they clearly saw you.
• 35:05
  He rolls in that one and I'm playing at it.
• 35:09
  Get off that worm. The world that's.
• 35:12
  And. What?
• 35:15
  I know you gotta set them down first.
• 35:16
  You gotta get them all riled up and then relax them.
• 35:20
  I feel like this it's not the way you.
• 35:22
  Do I promise it's not what you think, Isn't it necessarily?
• 35:25
  It's exactly what we think. I set them on top of this jog
• 35:28
  and I squeeze them down real tight like.
• 35:30
  Oh my. God, no, no, dude.
• 35:33
  You said you got to get them all riled up and then relax them,
• 35:38
  get them all excited. Then you do your thing, and then
• 35:40
  I'll relax when you're done. I hate this show.
• 35:45
  Wow. Yeah.
• 35:48
  I'm going back to the road standard.
• 35:50
  I'd be better over there. It's only 5-6 the same, and that
• 35:55
  one five changed until the other one.
• 36:00
  I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get off of the worm and
• 36:03
  then kind of awkwardly lick my palm with that black spittle and
• 36:06
  then grease my calm over across. Look, it's not as bad as you
• 36:13
  think. Worm shits, actually.
• 36:15
  Really. Really.
• 36:17
  While he's trying to talk his way out of this, I'm going to go
• 36:19
  over to the wall. Thank you.
• 36:22
  It's just a brick wall on the side that's.
• 36:24
  Just like kind of out of place. I'm going to start just kind of
• 36:27
  checking checking around. Yeah, you can see.
• 36:31
  Between the cracks of the bricks, porch light kind of
• 36:34
  flickering through them. Ooh, or Bradley.
• 36:37
  You get him from here. We can't trust you in the back,
• 36:40
  obviously. What do you say it's like, hey
• 36:44
  Brady. Yeah.
• 36:46
  The bison is in here too, by the way.
• 36:48
  Brandon, whatever your name is. Bennett What the fuck was it?
• 36:51
  What the fuck was it? Stop caring.
• 36:55
  Let's. It's barn.
• 36:56
  Abbey. There's there's a there's some
• 37:00
  torch light behind this wall here.
• 37:02
  I don't know if you guys can see it through this.
• 37:05
  Can't you take a pill? Today I can't.
• 37:06
  I'm too short. You let me up a little bit.
• 37:10
  Yeah, the cracks are above his head.
• 37:12
  After I became a skeleton as well, I cannot pass through
• 37:16
  solid objects. Oh yeah, I forgot.
• 37:18
  You're broken. Broken.
• 37:20
  Ouch. OK.
• 37:23
  What about all the flies? Did they communicate with the
• 37:25
  weird one? Or are you just surrounded by
• 37:28
  them? And actually there is a thing.
• 37:33
  You can do something with them, yes.
• 37:34
  Yes, I will. That's very cool to have.
• 37:37
  All the flies just kind of pull from my body and then just at
• 37:42
  that point everything just drops and then I would like to go in
• 37:46
  through the crack and see what's going on.
• 37:50
  Yeah, so you become the flies. I basically, but I'm well, A
• 37:53
  little little background on that.
• 37:56
  The classic thing is called the Lord of Flies.
• 37:58
  You don't exist anymore now you are us.
• 38:01
  Our face, hands, legs and all other organs are made of flies
• 38:05
  that get together to become a humanoid shape while they move
• 38:08
  in perfect harmony under your skin.
• 38:10
  We are hundreds, thousands and millions of flying insects that
• 38:15
  move inside your body sometimes. You love this?
• 38:17
  Exactly, Kevin. How many exactly?
• 38:20
  Yeah, I thought on your you have it. 351 flies, to be exact.
• 38:25
  That's what he actually is. He's 351 flies who talked to a
• 38:28
  skull. That's like 300 snakes.
• 38:30
  Yeah, roughly in the skin, basically, just like the the
• 38:33
  remnants of the skin are there to kind of just corral the fly
• 38:37
  so it looks like I'm a humanoid. It's the bag they're living in.
• 38:40
  Exactly. So their.
• 38:42
  So you can upgrade your bag you. Probably could probably right
• 38:46
  bag. Yeah, cool.
• 38:48
  Some other corpse. The skin.
• 38:51
  Possibly. With that being said, skin and
• 38:55
  clothing drop. This whole little swarm of flies
• 38:58
  are gonna go in through that crack.
• 39:01
  Okay Cedric, how about you get some advice on how to possess
• 39:06
  things from that from. That I'd rather not take cues
• 39:10
  from. What is it that looks like
• 39:12
  about? Somewhat.
• 39:14
  Just over 300 flies? No, I think.
• 39:16
  OK. He counts one flies back.
• 39:23
  He's the 351st. So I got to imagine there's not
• 39:27
  much to roll in that scenario. Using inability, it does
• 39:29
  something about a flexibility test and I'm going to use that
• 39:31
  in a situation where it kind of makes, I'll have to roll for it
• 39:35
  in dire situations. This is not one of those.
• 39:38
  So yeah, so they all zip through these cracks in the wall and.
• 39:41
  On the other side that you see or collectively with your so
• 39:44
  many compound eyes. So many eyes.
• 39:47
  You see a lot, no? You see two completely just
• 39:51
  annihilated giant maggot corpses in a room, and a door on the
• 39:56
  other side. Two completely annihilated giant
• 39:59
  maggot corpses and a yes. OK I will go through back
• 40:04
  through the crack reinhabit my skin and.
• 40:08
  Beyond there, it appears to be two large corpses of basically
• 40:12
  what I've made of post. And their sphincters look
• 40:16
  intact. I well, no.
• 40:21
  Hung out with too many people who are worried about that, but
• 40:24
  there does appear to be a door beyond that as well, so.
• 40:27
  Did you look under the door? No, no.
• 40:32
  Maybe you should go back, take a peeky.
• 40:35
  Is there any? Maybe you should go yourself.
• 40:37
  I'm going to stick my staff in this wall and the crack can I
• 40:41
  pry it open? Give me a strength test.
• 40:43
  We're going to call it a Dr. Keep it standard.
• 40:46
  Also, Kevin, I got to feel like that would use the power to do.
• 40:50
  Don't you think? Don't you think?
• 40:51
  Yeah, that's funny. So yeah.
• 40:52
  Yeah, it makes sense. So like whatever your powers per
• 40:54
  day is, if you haven't rolled it already, roll that and that's
• 40:57
  how many times you can do that. Really.
• 40:58
  I think it's the only thing that you're going to be able to do
• 41:00
  with that besides casting scrolls.
• 41:02
  Yeah, I rolled my powers. I had too so.
• 41:05
  Okay. Cool.
• 41:06
  So you can do that once more than today, yeah.
• 41:08
  Or. You got a 19?
• 41:09
  You got a 19 okay so this little old farm hazy dude sticks his
• 41:16
  staff in the wall and prize and the bricks just come crumbling
• 41:19
  down and you see the other side of this room.
• 41:21
  You do see torch torch on the wall illuminating this room.
• 41:26
  Where there are two mammoth maggots, Which of those?
• 41:30
  And I'm gonna try to collect some fertilizer.
• 41:33
  Okay. If the fertilizer dries out,
• 41:35
  then it goes bad. We gotta get it now.
• 41:37
  So you're like scooping it out of its intestinal tract?
• 41:39
  Pretty much, yeah. All right.
• 41:42
  I guess we'll go presents for that.
• 41:43
  Again, very familiar. Does this upset your black
• 41:47
  conrads? The four on the presents roll.
• 41:51
  Cuz that's basically just big babies.
• 41:53
  I wanna use an omen. You're gonna use an omen on this
• 41:56
  I. Need it?
• 41:56
  I feel like you should be restricted from omen.
• 41:59
  Use use. You got you need one.
• 42:01
  Of those, what is it like when you can't spend money without a
• 42:03
  person like sending it for you? Yeah, you need one of those.
• 42:06
  The worst. Part about this is that like.
• 42:08
  It is 100% Jake like I need this.
• 42:12
  Yeah, it is. No, this is Jake is a
• 42:15
  role-playing with progression Okay.
• 42:17
  So he rolled A6 on that one too. And not even including his
• 42:20
  negative presence modifier. Well, that's plus one.
• 42:23
  So or no, it's not. That's the wrong character
• 42:24
  sheet. I'm going to Cyborg characters.
• 42:26
  The plus one. That's your setup appears.
• 42:28
  Oh no, no, you're. It's a -, 2.
• 42:31
  It's. A -, 2 They're so bad.
• 42:33
  Yeah. No, you as you're like fucking
• 42:34
  around with this corpses, they're just destroyed.
• 42:37
  Whoever killed these things really did a number on them.
• 42:40
  God. Damn, I'll never get the goddamn
• 42:43
  farm back at this. Rate.
• 42:44
  Maybe you don't deserve Cactus Juice or whatever you call it.
• 42:48
  You see that there's like blood of these things too, which is
• 42:50
  everywhere. Looks like something scraped.
• 42:54
  Out from under it to the door, like there's just drag marks in
• 42:58
  the blood. That's by the way put it looks
• 43:01
  like it was like a. It's like.
• 43:02
  Does it look like there's light coming from beneath the door as
• 43:06
  well? No.
• 43:07
  You can see a crack under the door, of course, but there's no
• 43:09
  it's just darkness but beyond it.
• 43:10
  I opened the door. Who's got a free hand for?
• 43:13
  Them. So I grabbed the torch.
• 43:14
  I got two of. Them take it, Yeah, take it.
• 43:17
  Maybe through his. Hands so he can't use them.
• 43:19
  Anymore, yeah. Take it and keep.
• 43:22
  It Yeah, honestly, too. If he's got the torch, you kind
• 43:24
  of know where he is and what he's doing.
• 43:25
  Yeah, if he puts it down, you're gonna notice.
• 43:27
  Anybody get some duct tape around here?
• 43:30
  I mean, I. Got one?
• 43:32
  But if you if you use this clay with a little bit of fertilizer
• 43:36
  from your milkens turns into a nice pace, almost like a glue
• 43:41
  like substance. Where are you going?
• 43:44
  What is the Skeletal Basilisk doing?
• 43:48
  Laying and buried in the just just laying in there.
• 43:51
  He hasn't taken any notice or mine.
• 43:53
  To us it's. It's it's literally skeleton,
• 43:56
  but just bones, buried bones. I thought it was animated.
• 44:00
  I mean, well, it doesn't. Appear to be find out.
• 44:03
  Yeah, I've been, if you if one, I'll go up and touch it and poke
• 44:05
  at it go. I'll lean my torch against this
• 44:07
  thing and adjust my. Turn back around.
• 44:10
  We need that light. Get over here.
• 44:12
  You give him a torch and he goes the other direction from where
• 44:15
  you need it. He goes back to The Cave room.
• 44:20
  We got that other guy. He got that that body on his
• 44:23
  back. He got a light too.
• 44:24
  Why don't you just put that one out?
• 44:26
  That one out. And why do you put it out?
• 44:27
  I don't know about that. Here, give that flame a little
• 44:30
  kiss. The torch isn't the most
• 44:33
  necessary in this room either, because of the the mushrooms
• 44:35
  glowing. Yeah, there's a lot of them and
• 44:37
  they're kind of glowing. They're they're growing out of
• 44:39
  the skeleton and stuff, too. I open the door.
• 44:42
  You open the door. OK, so you open it and you see
• 44:45
  immediately. It's a dark hallway, but thanks
• 44:48
  to your farm boy, farm man walk down anyway.
• 44:52
  Across you see a closed door, and you see a hallway going left
• 44:57
  and right, and you see that there are doors.
• 44:59
  On both sides of the hallway, about 3 doors on each side of
• 45:01
  this hall, and you started to look familiar to you as you go
• 45:04
  out. You've been here before?
• 45:05
  They said left, then right, right, right.
• 45:08
  Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
• 45:10
  Where the fuck are we? I'm no idea.
• 45:13
  Look what's happened. I'm just going in directions.
• 45:15
  Is there like a skull with a couple of knives still in it
• 45:17
  somewhere around here? Knowing that and remembering
• 45:19
  where it was, you head to the right, down out of this door and
• 45:22
  down the hall, and at the end of it you do see that skull with
• 45:26
  two blades removed from it. Wow, look how pretty.
• 45:31
  I'm I'm so lost in here. That would be good for dehoofing
• 45:36
  a nice chunky mega. Yeah, how about you?
• 45:38
  Go touch it. Maybe you don't have hoods.
• 45:40
  Yeah, please, please go remove them.
• 45:43
  It's a different term when you're talking about the Mega
• 45:45
  Worm. What?
• 45:46
  Moving on, I don't like that rhyme like.
• 45:49
  Yeah. Certain to feel like we're
• 45:51
  trapped within here. I see what you did.
• 45:56
  There appropriate, Appropriate. OK, so there's a direction that
• 46:00
  we haven't gone in in all of this.
• 46:02
  Yeah, yeah. OK.
• 46:03
  So you guys know, based on, because you can now have some
• 46:06
  bearings as to where you are, right?
• 46:07
  If you were to go back to the door, go to the left, you would
• 46:10
  come out to that intersection where if you were to go
• 46:14
  completely straight, you would find the bodies of your
• 46:17
  homeboys, right? Yeah.
• 46:18
  Back to that tunnel, also there is that way to the right just
• 46:22
  before that tunnel that you guys did not go right.
• 46:25
  OK. Let's speed run this part, OK?
• 46:28
  OK. All right, how how many people
• 46:30
  have already been here outside of the like the original trio
• 46:35
  here? I'm sorry, hold.
• 46:37
  On NTC it's fine. Have you have either of you two
• 46:42
  been here already? No, does not appear to be
• 46:45
  familiar. No, no.
• 46:47
  If you guys, I don't. If you guys want to go touch
• 46:49
  some daggers, take the fucking opportunity now.
• 46:52
  But otherwise, we're turning back around.
• 46:54
  Can I touch your words? Can I touch your words?
• 46:58
  Well, number sense in this dude is so funny.
• 47:02
  God, not even alive. And I'm just sweating fusely
• 47:05
  with you. Around all that F2 players and
• 47:07
  you thought I was bad just. Your voice actor.
• 47:12
  We drive some Pearl. Shut up.
• 47:14
  Lie. You again.
• 47:15
  OK. OK.
• 47:16
  Well, you know. All right.
• 47:18
  I was talking to the voice. Let's go, Let's turn around.
• 47:21
  I'll just. Walk in the back close to the
• 47:23
  worms. I'll keep them company, you
• 47:24
  know. No, no.
• 47:25
  You're going to go follow Cedric.
• 47:27
  Follow Cedric. I don't know who that is that
• 47:29
  is. That's me.
• 47:30
  Oh. Fuck, wait, no.
• 47:32
  That's mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.
• 47:35
  It's not Cedric. Mayor Cedric Mayor.
• 47:38
  Cedric. That's not it either.
• 47:39
  Cool Dog gets off of Lefty's back.
• 47:41
  He's like. Fuck it, God, let's go.
• 47:47
  He's shiny enough where he's like kind of like the the the
• 47:50
  torch light is bouncing off of him in a way that like, he
• 47:53
  doesn't. Look like, hey, you get back
• 47:54
  here, you get back here. Find the Let's fucking go.
• 47:56
  No, no this is working for me. I feel it is.
• 48:00
  I see those anal beads. You like he gives you that turn
• 48:03
  like over the shoulder. Look he knows he knows he's gold
• 48:08
  but so you guys, where you guys going?
• 48:09
  Exactly. Then you guys walk to the end of
• 48:11
  these door corridor or whatever and again in front of you is the
• 48:16
  the gap across which is leads to the Worm Lords chamber and then
• 48:21
  there's that turn to the right. Yeah.
• 48:22
  Yeah that's going that way. Yeah, yeah.
• 48:24
  OK, so you guys turn to the right and walk just a little
• 48:28
  ways before you see another splits, two ways.
• 48:31
  You can either continue going straight or you can go to the
• 48:33
  right and you see stairways going up.
• 48:35
  And if you remember correctly, this is the way that you came
• 48:38
  from when you went across the first trench and then you went
• 48:41
  down those stairs. These are those stairs you have.
• 48:43
  The other way is you've been going forward is the way you've
• 48:46
  never been. Yeah, that's, yeah, continuing.
• 48:48
  Yes. OK.
• 48:49
  So you continue walking. And eventually you come to a
• 48:53
  spot where another one of these worm tunnels have board through
• 48:56
  the path, creating another trench to jump across.
• 49:01
  You can see though, just across this trench or this worm tunnel,
• 49:04
  that it opens up into a dark room.
• 49:06
  I throw the torch. No.
• 49:08
  Fuck. Do you?
• 49:10
  I was gonna say you got you guys duct taped into it.
• 49:12
  It's not real. Yeah, I.
• 49:13
  Mean it is. I twinned them.
• 49:15
  You do through the torch or do you not?
• 49:17
  Go for it. I'll just throw the torch into.
• 49:19
  The room you throwing into the room.
• 49:21
  OK, you. You.
• 49:22
  Yeah. The little man just whips this
• 49:24
  torch into the room and you see that it does illuminate the
• 49:26
  room. Fortunately, it lands on the
• 49:27
  floor in the middle, and you see that there seems to be some
• 49:33
  shackles and chains hanging on the wall in here, kind of
• 49:36
  holding the remains of what used to be here.
• 49:38
  People who are probably locked up in here definitely were.
• 49:42
  Lots of lots of Skellermans. Yeah, just but but none.
• 49:44
  None action. No full ones.
• 49:46
  Just like a pair of arms dangling from the from the
• 49:47
  manacles or just pile of bones beneath another one.
• 49:51
  Anything beyond that? So no, nothing that you could
• 49:53
  see at this point. No doorways or anything.
• 49:56
  No, no stairways. I'm looking at the map here and
• 49:58
  from the angle where you guys are standing, that's probably
• 50:00
  all you could see. So your options here as far as
• 50:03
  travel goes of course, is turning around, obviously going
• 50:07
  across this into that room or left and right in the actual
• 50:10
  worm tunnel because they are travelable.
• 50:12
  Right, I pick up the torch. You're gonna go across there to
• 50:15
  get it? Yep.
• 50:16
  OK, so. You the little old man.
• 50:18
  Then he, as you guys are standing on this ledge by the
• 50:20
  worm tunnel here. He crawls down the just like
• 50:23
  crawls down the the face of this tunnel.
• 50:25
  You see him walk across down below, and then there's the
• 50:27
  crawl at the other side. And then he walks over the torch
• 50:30
  and as you do, give me a well, at least he didn't walk to the
• 50:33
  worms. It seems safe over.
• 50:36
  Here. Alright, yeah, OK.
• 50:38
  Give me a D6, Jake. A D61, Another D64.
• 50:47
  Or, as you pick up this torch, you see movement above you on
• 50:50
  the ceiling, and as you look up, you see four demonic hands
• 50:54
  crawling on the ceiling. And as you notice what they are,
• 50:57
  they flip around and they just come launching down.
• 51:00
  Let's go take a break. Welcome back to Fly out of the
• 51:26
  Face Wow SO4 demonic hands are descending on you Barnaby.
• 51:35
  Oh, how about? Little side note, I get more
• 51:38
  neurotic as things go, not my way.
• 51:41
  I'm sure that's true, yeah. Well, how about your character?
• 51:46
  Wow. Method acting today.
• 51:48
  Wow. The room feels uncomfortable.
• 51:50
  Every day. And the room goes mild.
• 51:53
  The room goes mild anyway, so let's roll initiative as these
• 52:00
  things land on the ground around you, fortunately not on you and
• 52:03
  insight. These things win initiative on
• 52:06
  one through 4. OK, well, they didn't win.
• 52:08
  No, you wrote them. You roll the five.
• 52:11
  So it's you guys first. No, the the rest of you guys
• 52:14
  still sitting across this trench, across the worm tunnel
• 52:17
  are seeing these all these things come down.
• 52:19
  You hear him scream, and Jake raises his hand.
• 52:22
  I I would like to approach the bench.
• 52:24
  Because. Because because they're dropping
• 52:26
  on us and we rolled initiative and we're going first and I'm in
• 52:29
  the thick of it. Can I gyrocopter my staff and
• 52:32
  and get a as Levi loves to put it cleavage?
• 52:36
  All the cleave situation. I haven't cleaved in a long
• 52:39
  time. Well, OK, let me see.
• 52:43
  No. Well, probably not because they
• 52:46
  do have an ability called Quick. Your attacks are DR14.
• 52:50
  I will say though if you hit the first one right.
• 52:54
  We can chain it. We can chain it, but we're going
• 52:57
  to add 2 to the Dr. for every additional one.
• 52:59
  There are four of them, so that literally is like 14161820.
• 53:04
  OK, so it's possible, but not likely.
• 53:07
  So first one's a 14 and. That's strength, right?
• 53:10
  Yeah. At least for the love of God,
• 53:12
  that's 14 on the nuts. OK, great.
• 53:14
  This. Is a D4.
• 53:16
  Yep. 4/4 Do they have armor? No, thank God.
• 53:21
  So you didn't. 4 doesn't, yes. OK, so tell me about that.
• 53:27
  Yes. So as they're falling from the
• 53:30
  ceiling and I fucking start spinning.
• 53:33
  Like a link? Yeah, they remind me of the
• 53:35
  master hands or whatever the fuck they.
• 53:36
  Are I get it. Yeah, and then my both staff
• 53:39
  strikes the first one and it just explodes in this weird
• 53:43
  goofy substance. Fingers flying everywhere, yeah.
• 53:45
  Did he just milk that? And you're carrying it through
• 53:47
  to the second one, right? I'm gonna try, Yeah.
• 53:48
  Dr. 16. I have an omen.
• 53:53
  Nope. That's 11.
• 53:54
  OK, yeah, you with the intention of carrying this through to all
• 53:57
  four of them. As soon as that first one
• 53:59
  explodes and you're through to the second one, they're all
• 54:02
  three of the other ones are already on the ground.
• 54:05
  I'm a back. Oh God, I fucking pulled
• 54:07
  something. Please.
• 54:10
  I don't like that guy. Should we go help your friend?
• 54:14
  We just met him. Like, meet us before we met you.
• 54:17
  Oh please. Don't leave me.
• 54:18
  Friend is a pretty. Generous term.
• 54:21
  I mean, I'm just going to prop up on this ledge.
• 54:24
  He's a worm dugging. I agree 100% yes.
• 54:30
  But he's our worm tugging pervert and I'm going to go
• 54:32
  across. You.
• 54:34
  You. You.
• 54:35
  We've. It's going to shoot an arrow.
• 54:37
  OK. I want to say that rundle
• 54:40
  crossing the gap is probably a term That's fine.
• 54:42
  So getting yourself into the room is enough.
• 54:44
  We met. However.
• 54:44
  Yeah, you're you have a bow. You can plug in the crossbow,
• 54:46
  don't you? Yep.
• 54:48
  OK, yeah. Launch one.
• 54:50
  That with presence is a 14 right on the nuts.
• 54:54
  So give me there we go. It is 7 damage.
• 55:00
  Tell me about it. Yeah.
• 55:02
  So like as Barnaby is like flailing his arms around,
• 55:07
  screaming at us, then complaining about his back like
• 55:11
  a bolt just goes like between his legs and pins one of the
• 55:14
  hands to the ground behind him and it the fingers just.
• 55:18
  Yeah, it just like, twitches and then just goes lit.
• 55:21
  Perfect. Well, no sense on me going over
• 55:24
  there. They think they got a handle
• 55:26
  pretty much here. Pretty more than having to fight
• 55:30
  hands, I think this is the better.
• 55:31
  You try to catch your hands. Trying to avoid that, but yes,
• 55:36
  this is probably our best bet for a direction.
• 55:38
  So going across fucking. Why not madly grab grab a worm
• 55:44
  then? OK, let's go.
• 55:48
  What it actually looks like that was you putting it up under your
• 55:51
  arm like a pig and you guys are like just like slowly crawling
• 55:56
  down one side and crawling up the other.
• 55:58
  So I want to say a turn you. Get a sling being milked by
• 56:00
  itself. That's nasty.
• 56:01
  Then that's all of you guys. The the the Bison who's still
• 56:06
  standing there with the rest of you guys.
• 56:08
  He just looks down at the trench.
• 56:10
  You can see kind of looking over the edge and he just.
• 56:12
  Pops a squat. No.
• 56:13
  He looks around and he just turns around, heads back the
• 56:16
  down the tunnel he came from. He just disappears 1.
• 56:19
  God damn it, Quarter Pounder. Then it's them.
• 56:22
  Yeah, there's two of them left. There's only one guy in the
• 56:24
  room. Really.
• 56:26
  You guys are all kind of just getting into the room, so
• 56:27
  they're not likely grabbing their attention.
• 56:29
  However, Jake, why don't you give me a 2D6 and do it twice?
• 56:35
  So 5 for the first. OK.
• 56:37
  And eight for the second, OK. Also test strength. 9.
• 56:43
  Nine. OK, so one of these hands you
• 56:46
  see it kind of just kind of skittering around like thing and
• 56:50
  it just starts running across the floor towards the doorway.
• 56:54
  Towards us. Yes, while the other one grabs
• 56:58
  Barnaby by the collar or by the suspenders, cuz he know he's
• 57:00
  wearing them and he just pulled. He's pulling them into like
• 57:04
  against the one of the walls. Pulls them by the suspenders
• 57:06
  into the shadow and you see Barnaby disappear.
• 57:08
  Come back. I feel like it's kind of poetic
• 57:11
  how much tugging is going on over there with.
• 57:14
  Him and give me a D3. We're going to call it 1 Kevin,
• 57:19
  two Levi, 3. Nate or one Rundle 2 left D3
• 57:24
  Cedric. I got you.
• 57:26
  That's Kevin. That's Rundle.
• 57:28
  This one as it came running across the floor, it launches
• 57:32
  itself with its fingers like like like a good jump and it
• 57:34
  just in the air it just. Pulls all of this claws forward
• 57:38
  and it just tries to sink into your junk.
• 57:43
  I just thought it was a high jump, but Crouch buck, Crouch
• 57:46
  level and give me a DR12 agility test, then Okay Rundle.
• 57:53
  That's a 21. Nam.
• 57:56
  So how does he avoid this seeing it is coming?
• 57:58
  You're going to jump right at his junk.
• 58:00
  At your junk as as it's coming right for the junk.
• 58:04
  The flies seem to notice this and it just kind of just opens
• 58:09
  up cartoon style and the hand just goes through and then
• 58:11
  reforms. Nice.
• 58:14
  I'm gonna give the urethra you prolapses.
• 58:18
  No, cut this off, Yeah. Cut this, I'm keeping it.
• 58:23
  I like it. I know.
• 58:26
  From the P hole to the B hole. That is the round.
• 58:30
  So roll initiative again, anybody.
• 58:32
  I'll do it, Kevin. Alright, 3.
• 58:36
  Three. That is it.
• 58:37
  So this last one here, it landed behind all of you guys.
• 58:41
  It turns around, it's kind of Skitters around and it leaves at
• 58:46
  you 3, give me another D3. We're going to use the same
• 58:47
  results. I'll do it again.
• 58:49
  I can't see it. 4/4 that would be Levi.
• 58:52
  So this thing lunges that lefty and this time it.
• 58:56
  It's not going for the the clog, the junk grab and in the air it
• 59:01
  forms a fist and it's just flying that you're right in the
• 59:04
  diaphragm. Give me your agility test then
• 59:06
  DR12I. Will use an omen.
• 59:09
  OK, that's a fail. I saw that straight reroll.
• 59:12
  Huh, 11. 11 is a fail. This thing just socks you right
• 59:17
  in the gut. Give me a D4.
• 59:19
  That's how much damage you're going to take unless you have
• 59:21
  armor. -3 damage. Three damage 3.
• 59:25
  Hertz punched you really hard. Ow, that hurt.
• 59:29
  I didn't like that. It's attack, says large, sharp
• 59:33
  nails. But it's funny to think you can
• 59:34
  punch you. It's a hand.
• 59:36
  Yeah, I don't know. That is you guys, yeah.
• 59:39
  I'm going to try and stab this thing to the wall.
• 59:41
  Good call and be careful. The things run on my chest.
• 59:44
  Strength DR14 like I'd imagine after it punched you.
• 59:47
  It's just kind of like. And it flies off again, lands on
• 59:50
  the ground again, or maybe it's still in midair.
• 59:55
  Oh yeah, I told you, that's a 20.
• 59:57
  Nice. And you're using the vulge of
• 59:59
  vulge. Nice.
• 1:00:03
  Six damage. Tell me about it.
• 1:00:05
  Skewer to wall. Nice.
• 1:00:07
  OK. And that is that.
• 1:00:08
  Those nails are well manicured. Honestly.
• 1:00:11
  You all it? I'll take it.
• 1:00:12
  Yeah, yeah. You know I'm grabbing.
• 1:00:14
  Point it over at him. Things.
• 1:00:16
  I appreciate you. Little finger kebab, Meanwhile,
• 1:00:19
  Barnaby. You.
• 1:00:21
  All of a sudden feel yourself dropping, like with gravity.
• 1:00:26
  Take D4 damage. Ignoring armor.
• 1:00:30
  It says you know what it says. Dropping from the ceiling.
• 1:00:34
  Suffer damage. Ignore armor.
• 1:00:36
  Maybe falling does ignore armor, You know, Remember how?
• 1:00:40
  Different game. For you, no, it's not.
• 1:00:42
  That's this one. I've been struggling with that
• 1:00:43
  since Cold and Deathless. It does, falling the gate armor,
• 1:00:47
  and I feel like it does because it says it here.
• 1:00:49
  Oh no. One damage is not bad.
• 1:00:53
  You're a beefy, beefy farmer boy.
• 1:00:55
  Sounds weird to say. It's OK.
• 1:00:57
  Felt weird to say. It's all right.
• 1:00:59
  Say it again. It'll get better.
• 1:01:00
  Beefy farm boy? Nope.
• 1:01:01
  Doesn't still. So what did he did he fall from
• 1:01:05
  the ceiling into? Into a different room, I was
• 1:01:08
  going to say. Into this room.
• 1:01:09
  No, you look around Barnaby and you're not in the same room at
• 1:01:12
  all. You.
• 1:01:15
  I'm in an unrecognizable location location.
• 1:01:18
  Give me a second to find the page.
• 1:01:19
  These are ordered really oddly. I'm gonna spit my hand.
• 1:01:26
  Yeah. Thanks for that.
• 1:01:27
  Yeah. Oh.
• 1:01:27
  God. OK, so you noticed.
• 1:01:28
  Grease my hearing. Give me a D6, Jake.
• 1:01:32
  OK. Three.
• 1:01:34
  OK, you notice that this room is dimly lit by congregations of
• 1:01:38
  candles, the smell of incense lingering in here.
• 1:01:42
  On one inside you see an entrance.
• 1:01:45
  To the room, like a hallway, much like many that you've seen
• 1:01:47
  around here, you could you also see a basin filled with water
• 1:01:51
  next to it on the opposite, on the opposite wall of that of the
• 1:01:56
  larger leaf, depicting uncanny, almost human beings that they
• 1:02:00
  face you praying looking down at the bottom is a small basilisk.
• 1:02:04
  One head is even severed, the other protrudes with a bloody
• 1:02:07
  open mouth, looking up. But and you roll the three, you
• 1:02:10
  said it's still your turn by the.
• 1:02:15
  Way. The fear in his eyes.
• 1:02:17
  The note of fear you see rising from in front of this relief, a
• 1:02:24
  creature hard to even give you a lot huge, obviously undead
• 1:02:30
  creature. Its face it turns around.
• 1:02:32
  You see this large stock like neck rising up all my and it
• 1:02:36
  turns around and looks at you and you see that its face is
• 1:02:41
  like melting off of its skull. And it's kind of like frozen in
• 1:02:44
  like mid melt, like a candle. I just like you put it out.
• 1:02:47
  So it's all the wax melts where it was much like that, and it
• 1:02:52
  brandishes a fucking by hand. What?
• 1:02:58
  I hold up my bow. Staff.
• 1:02:59
  You hold it up. It's your turn.
• 1:03:01
  I know, but I don't know what to do.
• 1:03:02
  You got a hand? There's a hand on you I.
• 1:03:06
  No, actually, no. That hand is gone.
• 1:03:08
  Oh, like as you fell, the hand didn't was not with you.
• 1:03:11
  It's like it pulled you into the shadows and then just
• 1:03:13
  disappeared, but you fell here. I splashed the the well of water
• 1:03:17
  with my stick. You just run over to it and
• 1:03:22
  splash with your stick. Towards the creature.
• 1:03:25
  OK, that's high hopes. My guy splash water with the
• 1:03:29
  stick at the creature. It just splashes, not even
• 1:03:31
  halfway across the room. Take that and stick and this
• 1:03:35
  does not seem to be working. And the rest of you in this
• 1:03:38
  room, where the hands were you here?
• 1:03:40
  Because you see in this room now as you guys are.
• 1:03:43
  You guys came from we'll call the East.
• 1:03:45
  And as you guys entered the room you see that there's another
• 1:03:48
  doorway to the I guess it would be the South to the left.
• 1:03:52
  And you hear his voice yelling from down to the beyond that you
• 1:03:56
  hear him yelling yell. Sounds to be struggling with
• 1:03:59
  them other hand or whatever. Fuck.
• 1:04:02
  Which is weird too, cuz you saw him like pulled to the shadows
• 1:04:04
  in the right of the room and then you hear him lift down to
• 1:04:07
  the left somewhere else. It like it doesn't make sense
• 1:04:09
  from what you guys have seen and what you guys are proceeding.
• 1:04:11
  I can't really pinpoint the direction he's going.
• 1:04:14
  He's screaming the head, screaming here.
• 1:04:17
  Is there a door around me? There is the doorway behind you,
• 1:04:20
  cuz you're next to the water basin, right?
• 1:04:22
  It's right next to that basin. There's a doorway.
• 1:04:24
  But before we move on, let's rule initiative. 33 That is it.
• 1:04:31
  Please God, no. I just got.
• 1:04:36
  Here, Death to the Milker. Wait, wait.
• 1:04:38
  Wait. Wait.
• 1:04:38
  Yeah, we can come back to that part of it.
• 1:04:40
  Okay, who hasn't gone in that turn?
• 1:04:42
  I think that's a great point. I think women didn't.
• 1:04:44
  So once you guys hear his screams, what do you guys do
• 1:04:47
  with that information? We'll let you guys do a thing.
• 1:04:49
  To react to that and then we'll jump into well, cuz I think I.
• 1:04:53
  Yeah, you're safe to cross. I still need to traverse the
• 1:04:57
  Okay Trench. Are you going across the trench?
• 1:05:00
  Yeah, Yeah. All right.
• 1:05:01
  So then we'll consider you at the top of the initiative.
• 1:05:02
  Then in this room with the chains, I think I went first and
• 1:05:06
  was the only one to go as killing the hand.
• 1:05:11
  That's true. Yeah.
• 1:05:11
  Yeah. I guess that's why I considered
• 1:05:13
  it to like initiative over and then restarting.
• 1:05:15
  But that's not really it has to be the case.
• 1:05:17
  We made his way across the channel to the to the chain
• 1:05:20
  room. We're going to call the chain
• 1:05:20
  room. OK.
• 1:05:22
  And then the rest of you, what are you guys?
• 1:05:23
  All three of you two are also in the chain room.
• 1:05:25
  Yeah, I. All four of us.
• 1:05:27
  Can we see? Him.
• 1:05:29
  You saw him get pulled to the shadows to the right, which
• 1:05:32
  would have been to the north, and he just disappeared into the
• 1:05:35
  shadows. Just hear me down the hallway.
• 1:05:36
  Yeah, and then you heard him to the.
• 1:05:38
  Yeah, yeah, you heard him from down the hall to the South,
• 1:05:41
  oddly, which is mind boggling I'm sure.
• 1:05:43
  I don't think that's how this works.
• 1:05:46
  I think it's someone trying to mess.
• 1:05:48
  With us, I don't know how anything works here.
• 1:05:50
  Obviously me either. So Cedric Lefty and Rumble, or
• 1:05:55
  Rundle Rumble Rumble. Rumple mins.
• 1:05:59
  That's my name. I'm gonna check out the shadows
• 1:06:01
  just to see if there's anything. I can get from that where he got
• 1:06:05
  pulled off to, I mean. Yeah, you're checking the area
• 1:06:07
  that you saw him disappear to, and there's nothing there but
• 1:06:10
  the wall and the floor. Just the shadows.
• 1:06:13
  You really don't know what that means.
• 1:06:15
  Like if they disappear into it, it's hard to know.
• 1:06:17
  But what you're seeing, nothing is out of the ordinary, OK?
• 1:06:20
  Besides the obvious. Well, like I said, this is
• 1:06:22
  probably the only other direction than doors.
• 1:06:25
  Doors. So you guys are heading to the
• 1:06:28
  other door there to the South? Yeah, OK.
• 1:06:29
  So you see the only other one. Again, these aren't doors
• 1:06:32
  necessary. Not all of them are.
• 1:06:33
  Specifically, doors are doorways, right?
• 1:06:35
  So you guys head that way and you see almost immediately
• 1:06:38
  another worm tunnel breaking this pathway as well.
• 1:06:41
  So again, you have left, right and across.
• 1:06:45
  And you notice too that because you can see across the trench,
• 1:06:48
  you see that there is, it looks as if there's stairs almost
• 1:06:52
  immediately going down. Damn.
• 1:06:53
  Not very far, because you can see the floor beyond it.
• 1:06:56
  And it looks like there's an open room.
• 1:06:58
  And you can see this. It's not very far.
• 1:07:00
  You can see too, that there's a doorway on the other side of
• 1:07:02
  that small room, that small descended room, and a faint
• 1:07:06
  candle glowing. A faint but kind of steady
• 1:07:08
  candle glowing from within that doorway.
• 1:07:10
  All right, then that just leaves us with Lefty.
• 1:07:12
  You guys are both going that way, right?
• 1:07:14
  I believe so. So we'll put you guys across on
• 1:07:16
  this side of that of that worm tunnel.
• 1:07:18
  Wonderful. Now we can put initiative in.
• 1:07:19
  And he went first. So he gets up entirely and he's
• 1:07:23
  wearing like these long gossamer robes.
• 1:07:26
  Brandishes this massive zye hander and swings it at you.
• 1:07:28
  Give me a Dr. 12 strength test. Fuck. 9.
• 1:07:36
  Nine Okay take D10 damage and I. Know you don't have any armor
• 1:07:42
  cuz we just made your character. Can I?
• 1:07:45
  That's a. Lot.
• 1:07:47
  Can I use an omen? We're not to reduce, yeah, I
• 1:07:50
  know, but it's for another person's role.
• 1:07:52
  I would say so, yeah. Okay all moment to reduce.
• 1:07:54
  Reduce the damage? Yeah, okay.
• 1:07:55
  So roll the DC. No, no.
• 1:07:56
  Reduce the DC the. Okay Yeah, yeah, actually that
• 1:08:00
  works then cuz it was 12 and you reduced it by 4:00 to 8:00 and
• 1:08:03
  you got a nine. That succeeds, then so.
• 1:08:05
  Because this thing is swinging at you too.
• 1:08:07
  You you see that blade coming at your throat and you're just like
• 1:08:09
  this is it, this is fucking end. But something happens cuz you
• 1:08:12
  close your eyes for a quick second.
• 1:08:13
  I slipped on my spit. It's a Buffalo.
• 1:08:15
  Well, something outside of your control, you know, cuz he's fit
• 1:08:18
  his own. And something happens.
• 1:08:19
  And as you close your eyes, waiting for this blade to
• 1:08:21
  strike, you open up again, and you see the blade has already
• 1:08:24
  swung its course. Oh fuck.
• 1:08:26
  And you've not hit that puts it under you guys then.
• 1:08:28
  So we're gonna start with you since you're the one in the
• 1:08:29
  action year. What are you doing?
• 1:08:32
  I turn tail. You're running I'm.
• 1:08:34
  Going to run to the door. OK, so you run out the door and
• 1:08:37
  immediately you see just on the other side of this very small
• 1:08:41
  rectangular room, you see this worm tunnel has destroyed most
• 1:08:45
  of it. But you see a small staircase
• 1:08:46
  going up and it breaks the worm from the worm tunnel.
• 1:08:50
  And across there you see Lefty and and Cedric standing there on
• 1:08:54
  the other side of this. I Sprint towards that trench and
• 1:08:57
  I try to jump it You. Do OK, I love this.
• 1:08:59
  Give me an agility test. For the jumping the trench.
• 1:09:03
  So you see, you guys see you guys see Barnaby like running
• 1:09:08
  out of this room. He runs up that short flight of
• 1:09:10
  stairs and leaps out into the top and you see him like he's
• 1:09:13
  don't look like he's jumping towards you guys and but he
• 1:09:16
  looks like he's just short and he ends up, you see him jump and
• 1:09:19
  fall down into the. Oh, there you are.
• 1:09:23
  How do you get over to that? How?
• 1:09:26
  The fuck you get there? I fell.
• 1:09:27
  Obviously we want shit. Yeah, there's.
• 1:09:31
  There's a thing in there and I got scared and I ran.
• 1:09:35
  Give me a D4, Jake. Yeah, I figured I.
• 1:09:37
  Was hoping did you guys find the milk worm milker 2?
• 1:09:40
  Yeah, take two damage as you land in A.
• 1:09:42
  Mile at the Bottom Fringe. Fuck.
• 1:09:45
  He's lucky to be alive homelessly.
• 1:09:47
  How about the rest? Of you I was with Cedric and
• 1:09:49
  Lefty I was. Well, yeah, you check Okay, you
• 1:09:52
  checking that thing is not necessarily a turn.
• 1:09:54
  So yeah, I would say that the three of you were there then.
• 1:09:55
  Yeah, yeah, Okay. So the three of you are there.
• 1:09:57
  I imagine then that WEIMA is just gonna join the party even
• 1:09:59
  it's just catching up with the rest of.
• 1:10:01
  Them now, Okay? Great, they said.
• 1:10:02
  They found the. The worm guy.
• 1:10:05
  He came from that way, so obviously we got to go a
• 1:10:07
  different way. What are you worm milking in
• 1:10:09
  your pants about? This was the Dick Wrangler you
• 1:10:12
  were referring to, not the Worm Lord.
• 1:10:19
  So the three of you, I guess the three of you don't really know
• 1:10:21
  what's going on. Nope, you can't see into that
• 1:10:24
  room enough. However, though you probably do
• 1:10:26
  see like a shadow forming, not forming, but like.
• 1:10:30
  Something large casting a shadow in the candlelight in that room.
• 1:10:33
  There's a monster coming. He scared the shit out of me.
• 1:10:39
  He milked himself. Yeah, he did.
• 1:10:41
  Wow. I don't understand your
• 1:10:44
  meetings. You shit your paintings.
• 1:10:47
  Oh, oh, you go with ours. I see now.
• 1:10:50
  See you are in. OK.
• 1:10:52
  He's gonna be about a 1090 split.
• 1:10:55
  I've got I just. I'll take 90.
• 1:10:57
  Percent, but I want no part of it.
• 1:11:00
  I like the idea too, that he's laying on his back in the bottom
• 1:11:02
  of the tunnel. Yeah, just standing up there
• 1:11:03
  like I. Want no part of it?
• 1:11:05
  Could. Could what have you crawl down
• 1:11:07
  here, pick me up? I seem to have thrown my hip.
• 1:11:10
  No, no. I don't want to touch.
• 1:11:14
  You. I'm not touching those milk
• 1:11:15
  hands. I regardless.
• 1:11:19
  I hate to tell you, but I'm pretty sure the direction you
• 1:11:22
  were going is the only direction.
• 1:11:24
  That's not good. I mean, we could take the worm
• 1:11:26
  tunnel. OK, fine then say hello to my
• 1:11:28
  friend and from my back I point up at the archway.
• 1:11:32
  And hopefully that creature is. Now, and it is, you see like one
• 1:11:35
  hand, this massive, big long fingered hand, grabbing the
• 1:11:38
  inside of the outside of the doorway, and you see the head
• 1:11:40
  kind of pull through almost before the like, without the
• 1:11:43
  body even because it's so goosenecked.
• 1:11:46
  Then you hear like the scraping as it drags this massive white
• 1:11:48
  Hatter and it's like just kind of struggling to get its way
• 1:11:51
  through the door. He reminds me of a camel.
• 1:11:55
  I suppose at that point, considering you guys had a whole
• 1:11:56
  bunch of stuff that's rolling into it again, yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Somebody else. I'm fucking.
• 1:12:01
  I do it. That's six.
• 1:12:03
  That's you guys stain it. So at this point, yeah, we've
• 1:12:06
  narrated that he is actually out of the room.
• 1:12:08
  So he's he's in that small descended room, but he's not in
• 1:12:11
  the candle. OK, I'll take care of this and
• 1:12:13
  I'm gonna take out my bow and shoot it.
• 1:12:15
  You're gonna launch an arrow at it?
• 1:12:17
  Yeah. OK, I get.
• 1:12:18
  I ain't getting near it, though I.
• 1:12:20
  Don't blame you. Give me the DR12 presence test.
• 1:12:25
  That's 15. Yeah, OK, give me the damage.
• 1:12:29
  I want to omen to Max damage. OK, but give me a D6 for the
• 1:12:36
  armor. Fuck, I knew it.
• 1:12:39
  Oh no, I should hurt that part first.
• 1:12:41
  You don't. Have to do that you can do it.
• 1:12:45
  You haven't done anything yet, so.
• 1:12:47
  OK then, I don't want to omen to Max damage.
• 1:12:50
  I'll take my two damage on the chin.
• 1:12:53
  Minus. So yeah, you you fling an arrow
• 1:12:56
  into this thing and it hits it like right in the torso, but it.
• 1:12:59
  It bounced right. Off right through the flesh and
• 1:13:01
  like it's you see that it's kind of it's necrotic flesh.
• 1:13:03
  You can tell as the blackened ooze came out of the wound.
• 1:13:06
  But it seems like as this thing passed right through it, it
• 1:13:08
  didn't even slow it down. OK, she kind of do what it's
• 1:13:11
  doing. She Wrangler.
• 1:13:12
  Get up. We're getting out of here and
• 1:13:14
  out of here. I'm gonna look around from my
• 1:13:15
  back. We we talked to.
• 1:13:18
  By then, at the very least, we should probably we have.
• 1:13:22
  To go that way. Lure it into the bigger room.
• 1:13:26
  Boy, I don't know about that. I'm I'm gonna spit again from my
• 1:13:31
  back. You just spit on your face.
• 1:13:36
  I'll do that. Look at you hawk 'em big.
• 1:13:38
  This is the second time that Levi's making Jake spit on his
• 1:13:41
  own face on a. Roll.
• 1:13:43
  What are you rolling for? Oh, just a not spit on yourself.
• 1:13:46
  I guess. So yeah, go for it.
• 1:13:47
  Guess. He spit on his face on.
• 1:13:49
  My face. Yeah, you you do that.
• 1:13:51
  You you launch it straight up, assuming it's going to go
• 1:13:53
  somewhere else, but it comes right back down on your.
• 1:13:55
  Face, Yeah. I take my hand and I wipe it
• 1:13:57
  from my face to my hair naturally.
• 1:13:59
  I and it's like, it's probably disgusting, but there's just
• 1:14:03
  like this slick of like snot like mucus, just like from his
• 1:14:06
  like cheekbone up through his eye and then do his hair.
• 1:14:09
  I'm going to reach the the the handle of vulge down to him to
• 1:14:14
  try and pull him up. Oh, OK.
• 1:14:15
  You're holding on like, just before the blade.
• 1:14:17
  Yeah, OK. I'll grab.
• 1:14:19
  Yeah, and with that you managed to pull him to.
• 1:14:21
  His I use my my worm milking strings.
• 1:14:23
  To hold on. I got to imagine too, as you're
• 1:14:25
  like pulling, cuz you're pulling them out of the trench, out of
• 1:14:27
  the tunnel. Yeah, it's like, I think you're
• 1:14:28
  doing that. You're kind of like walking up
• 1:14:29
  the ball, too. It'll be easier that way.
• 1:14:34
  So yeah, we'll call that your two, Your two guys turn.
• 1:14:36
  Let's not an arrow. What about wemit?
• 1:14:38
  And yeah, Wemit's going to follow Lefty's lead and also
• 1:14:42
  shoot an arrow at it, OK? Yeah, we're like a well oiled
• 1:14:45
  machine. It's.
• 1:14:46
  Pretty good. That is, no.
• 1:14:50
  I'm gonna miss. You're taking the miss.
• 1:14:52
  I only have one omen left and I've okay.
• 1:14:55
  No, that's fair. That arrow launches.
• 1:14:57
  And it would have been a good shot if he was still in the
• 1:14:59
  other room. Cuz it went right into the
• 1:15:00
  candle room. Just disappeared.
• 1:15:02
  Save it for that worm milking. Some of you in the We're
• 1:15:05
  milking. It's important to my character.
• 1:15:07
  What about you, Rasmus? I mean Rundle.
• 1:15:12
  Uncle Raz, I'll never get it. I am going to use the other
• 1:15:17
  ability I have called Lord of Flies says once for combat.
• 1:15:20
  The flies that compose your body can be used as a range attack
• 1:15:23
  damage 1D6, with one in six chance that the injured enemy by
• 1:15:27
  this attack dies because of an infection in 10 minutes.
• 1:15:31
  So I love it. So I'm going 10 minutes,
• 1:15:34
  evacuate the skin bag that I am, turn into a fucking Lance and
• 1:15:39
  just try to spear this fuck. Nice.
• 1:15:41
  So what kind of role do you have to?
• 1:15:44
  Give me for. That doesn't say I'm.
• 1:15:45
  Hour. Or presence, since it's a range
• 1:15:47
  attack, yeah, cuz it says once for combat, the flies that
• 1:15:50
  compose your body can be used as a range attack, so it's gonna be
• 1:15:53
  a presence 1. There it is.
• 1:15:55
  Yep. Yep.
• 1:15:55
  That is 19. That hits for sure.
• 1:15:58
  Yes, so D6. Does it do any?
• 1:16:01
  It does D6 damage. D6 damage, which is 3.
• 1:16:05
  Minus D6, I know. -1 damage. Two OK or one damage total?
• 1:16:11
  OK. No, no, it didn't take any
• 1:16:12
  damage. Yeah, I rolled the flow.
• 1:16:15
  Yeah, so. Oh, I got you.
• 1:16:16
  I got you. OK, so these things just fly
• 1:16:18
  right through the thing. Yeah.
• 1:16:20
  And then I'll. Double back and the one in,
• 1:16:23
  well, the one in six chance to still count so roll a D6 and on
• 1:16:26
  A1. Yet that that is true three.
• 1:16:29
  So OK, so no, no infection. OK, could have been good.
• 1:16:33
  That armor is heavy. Yes it is.
• 1:16:34
  Well it says it says necro flesh minus D6.
• 1:16:37
  So it's the fact that it's like necrotic and undead thing.
• 1:16:40
  Very hard to hurt. Which makes sense I suppose that
• 1:16:42
  is everybody. So give me initiative again.
• 1:16:45
  What do you guys do it? Tell me this initiative.
• 1:16:47
  There we go. 4. Four.
• 1:16:50
  That's you guys. We should lure this creature
• 1:16:54
  into this room and sick these worms on it.
• 1:16:59
  But they're important to my business.
• 1:17:02
  I don't give a shit about your business when I get a shit about
• 1:17:04
  is my life. All right.
• 1:17:05
  A quick squeeze and then we can do it.
• 1:17:07
  No. We.
• 1:17:10
  Come on now. We can find more worms.
• 1:17:12
  You can milk them later later. Like they did.
• 1:17:15
  Because arguing about that, this thing's just looming.
• 1:17:17
  It's way over to you. Like climbing.
• 1:17:20
  And I'd like to think weave it at that point is like, no, we
• 1:17:23
  could do that later and he's just going to fire another shot.
• 1:17:26
  Love it. OK, give me that presence test.
• 1:17:29
  That is a 19. That's a hit.
• 1:17:31
  Give me damage. That is five damage minus D6.
• 1:17:36
  Armor -3. So two damage.
• 1:17:38
  Nice. So this one sinks and you see
• 1:17:40
  that it does recoil a little as you hit it right in the
• 1:17:43
  shoulder. I think it hurt it.
• 1:17:45
  The the the bolt definitely went through it as all arrows so far
• 1:17:48
  has if they hit him at all and but you see that he.
• 1:17:51
  Has pain. It could be destroyed.
• 1:17:53
  It definitely recoiled from it. Who else?
• 1:17:56
  Rest of you. Where is this thing right now?
• 1:17:58
  It is still in like the descended room, so it's at the
• 1:18:01
  bottom of the stairs that you ran up.
• 1:18:02
  It's right the fuck there though.
• 1:18:03
  I mean, one more round and he's right on the other side of the
• 1:18:05
  trench from you guys. How close to a full skeleton is
• 1:18:09
  there hanging around this room? There.
• 1:18:11
  Is it you all. You mean the chain room?
• 1:18:13
  Yeah. There's enough bones to
• 1:18:15
  composite a a skeleton, but they're probably not from the
• 1:18:18
  same person. That's fine with me.
• 1:18:20
  OK, I'll do that. You're going to go and spend my
• 1:18:22
  one power to to to bone up. Nice.
• 1:18:25
  So you see his ectoplasmic form around his.
• 1:18:28
  It's all. I'd like to think that you're
• 1:18:30
  what you generally look like is sort of like like a skeleton
• 1:18:34
  suspended in jello. You know what I mean?
• 1:18:37
  But just a little, a little more like ethereal.
• 1:18:40
  And then that whole jello mold, just like releases from the
• 1:18:43
  skeleton floats and zips over to these bones and kind of reform
• 1:18:47
  into the shape of you and you're that skeleton now.
• 1:18:49
  Yes. Your other bones just lay in
• 1:18:50
  there. OK.
• 1:18:51
  I feel like your other bones aren't exactly normal.
• 1:18:53
  I feel like they're spectral. Yeah, Yeah, you can see through
• 1:18:56
  them somehow. But you can also pick it up and
• 1:19:01
  that's what I will do. That's great.
• 1:19:05
  Since everyone's doing it, if I kill it, I'm taking that sword I
• 1:19:10
  call dibs. Nose goes, and I'm the only one
• 1:19:12
  with one except this creature over here, You.
• 1:19:15
  Mean I got a. Nose Right here.
• 1:19:16
  It's barely recognizable. Or a nose.
• 1:19:20
  Look at that thing. Look at that thing.
• 1:19:21
  It's like a squash on your face. Squash.
• 1:19:27
  Don't find squash somewhere, it's a.
• 1:19:29
  Squash. It's huge.
• 1:19:32
  I just kill it. Feed a family at 4:00 with that
• 1:19:34
  thing. God damn it, Squawch.
• 1:19:38
  I'm I'm a re rack an arrow and shoot it.
• 1:19:40
  Re rack. I'm Mia.
• 1:19:44
  God damn. Hit the wall.
• 1:19:45
  You roll it by it. Not very good.
• 1:19:48
  Yeah. You.
• 1:19:48
  Just launch it into the wall. Not practice.
• 1:19:51
  What about Rundle? I only.
• 1:19:54
  Weapon is I have a war hammer and I'm not in range and I don't
• 1:19:57
  feel like being the only one right up on him.
• 1:19:59
  So I'm. Yeah, that's smart.
• 1:20:02
  I'm gonna hold back, Okay, You're just kinda.
• 1:20:05
  Chilling. Just gonna.
• 1:20:06
  I'm gonna pull the war hammer out and be ready for when it's
• 1:20:08
  in range. Smart.
• 1:20:10
  So just drawing the weapon is pretty good then?
• 1:20:12
  Yeah. What about the old man laying in
• 1:20:15
  the tunnel? He's not in the tunnel anymore.
• 1:20:17
  I pulled him out. Right.
• 1:20:18
  Of course. Yep.
• 1:20:19
  So what are you doing standing up there with the rest I got?
• 1:20:21
  This is such a small little holiday.
• 1:20:22
  You guys are all this. That's.
• 1:20:23
  I wanted to get everybody out and back into the room.
• 1:20:26
  Oh yeah, the room isn't much bigger, but it is bigger.
• 1:20:28
  It's still like if this thing was you guys were fighting this
• 1:20:30
  thing in that room, you guys would be fucking.
• 1:20:32
  I'm just gonna, once we get to the end of the other room, I'm
• 1:20:35
  just gonna start spitting on the walk like the archway.
• 1:20:39
  On the floor? Just a bunch of spit.
• 1:20:41
  Just a ton of it, right? For what?
• 1:20:43
  OK, cuz you're trying to slick grease trip grease.
• 1:20:46
  Trip. I got a magnesium strip and I'm
• 1:20:49
  gonna light my spit on fire. I chew on like fucking
• 1:20:55
  fertilizer soaked in oil. Oh, God, you're gonna get lip
• 1:21:00
  cancer for sure. So he's already got it.
• 1:21:03
  So he's already got it. Yeah, that's why his lips all
• 1:21:06
  saggy. Yeah, cancerous cuz.
• 1:21:08
  I don't know what that's what that looks like, but okay, a
• 1:21:15
  presence test. We're gonna call it a Dr. 16,
• 1:21:18
  cuz that's kind of crazy. You know, there's a whole tray
• 1:21:23
  of different guys. My mouth's a little dry.
• 1:21:28
  I got the cotton chops. You want to somebody spit my
• 1:21:30
  mouth? Why?
• 1:21:33
  Why are you hit? Hit a drink off one of them jugs
• 1:21:37
  hanging off. Because I.
• 1:21:38
  Wrapped it. You won't let me melt nothing.
• 1:21:40
  I gotta get something done. I spit my hand and I grease my
• 1:21:44
  hair back again and I start pulling on my suspenders a
• 1:21:46
  little bit. I feel a little stressed out,
• 1:21:48
  boy. So you know, this is just not
• 1:21:50
  how this day was supposed to go. I came down here and milk the
• 1:21:53
  worm and now we got that big fuck.
• 1:21:55
  And and where is this thing at? Pretty much at the top of the
• 1:21:57
  stairs now. Perfect.
• 1:21:59
  It's like within rank, cuz this thing has its Vyhander.
• 1:22:01
  It is across the tunnel from you guys, but like it can reach
• 1:22:05
  probably by just barely though. That's my turn.
• 1:22:07
  Spitting in Rampton, OK, that is top of the round initiative,
• 1:22:12
  somebody, Kevin? 4/4 that is you guys.
• 1:22:17
  Oh, damn. We've.
• 1:22:18
  It's going to with Barnaby's rant going on, he's like, yeah,
• 1:22:22
  that's great. Compact back story and all that.
• 1:22:24
  We don't have time to listen to it.
• 1:22:26
  Just get another shot, man. I love it.
• 1:22:29
  Fuck. And I'm gonna omen that.
• 1:22:31
  OK, Soon. That failed then.
• 1:22:33
  So yeah, I rolled the two. OK, that's a 14 That hits.
• 1:22:39
  Yeah. Give me damage or seven damage
• 1:22:42
  minus -3. So four damage very.
• 1:22:45
  Yeah. Yeah you sink an arrow right
• 1:22:47
  into its face and cuz his face his face is melty, his nostrils
• 1:22:51
  are very long and you just sink this thing right into his
• 1:22:54
  nostril and he just shrieks at this point.
• 1:22:58
  Is it within range? Never mind, no it's within
• 1:23:02
  range. If it had a big old weapon like
• 1:23:05
  a vulge or a spy hander and the vulge, I would say probably can
• 1:23:10
  Our players in the combat based on positions but like a
• 1:23:14
  warhammer for example, probably won't reach throw it though.
• 1:23:17
  No, I was gonna charge and try to swing at the leg.
• 1:23:20
  It's a bit far. We're going to try to.
• 1:23:22
  OK. Keep in mind it's across this
• 1:23:24
  tunnel. Oh, I thought it was had
• 1:23:26
  traversed the it's at the it's at the top of the stairs across
• 1:23:30
  the tunnel though from you guys. So you all, all of you guys are
• 1:23:32
  standing on one side of this hallway, broken by the tunnel,
• 1:23:35
  and it's standing on the other side, and you see, you see this
• 1:23:40
  thing pull that arrow out of its nostril and in this weird voice
• 1:23:45
  you hear. Oh, you fucking bastard.
• 1:24:34
  Hey guys, Kevin at the end of the episode.
• 1:24:36
  And Happy murked over. This episode contains the
• 1:24:38
  adventure Doomkirk by Gutero, which appears in Monolith issue
• 1:24:41
  #1 entitled Harvest from Our Good Friends at the Bog Folk.
• 1:24:45
  Levi plays Lefty the Cannibal Cook by Ian Gray.
• 1:24:48
  Tide Long the cannibal curator of Ex Liberus More Fork Thomas
• 1:24:52
  played We MIT the Catacomb St. by Mccuti.
• 1:24:54
  Kevin played Rundle Board of Flies by Eduardo Carabano.
• 1:24:58
  Jake played Barnaby the would be Yeoman by Alewife and Chalkdown,
• 1:25:03
  which also appears in Monolith issue #1. 8 Played Mayor Cedric
• 1:25:07
  The Bone Specter by Nate Seibert Check out all these cool things
• 1:25:11
  and their respective ex Liberis Morkborg entries in the
• 1:25:14
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• 1:25:42
  I'm about to flail. I'm gonna.
• 1:25:43
  Flail. I'm gonna flail to your face.
• 1:25:49
  Oh, I flailed on your chest. OK, let's.
• 1:25:53
  Fucking play a game, Kevin. Please don't use this.
• 1:25:57
  We don't. Have any choice any of this
• 1:25:59
  really? Want any of this?
• 1:26:01
  That it is none of this. Use none of it.
• 1:26:05
  It is. I'm going to flail.
• 1:26:06
  I'm going. To flail, I'm going to flail.
• 1:26:09
  It is the punishment we get for fucking off so hard.
• 1:26:12
  It's true. So yes, Thomas, you had
• 1:26:19
  something. I was.
• 1:26:19
  I was. Damn it.
• 1:26:20
  Let's go. I was like one more thing.
• 1:26:22
  What do you got? I was just making mom but it was
• 1:26:24
  confusing. Hey, that's the name of this
• 1:26:30
  episode. Milk the worm.
• 1:26:32
  Without consent, milk the worm. Without kids, that's too long.
• 1:26:35
  Don't milk the worm without consent.
• 1:26:37
  That's so large. And it's very funny.
• 1:26:39
  And it's very no, just no, no. It's so good.
• 1:26:47
  It's very funny. Yes, it's so good.
• 1:26:52
  Nobody's called him Grundle yet. Nobody.
• 1:26:55
  Honestly, I forgot it was and I. Figured it was going to be like
• 1:26:57
  the first thing that popped out of somebody's mouth.
• 1:26:59
  You said that to me too. Like I'm going to call him
• 1:27:02
  Grundle, but whatever. Yeah, that's like, that's true.
• 1:27:08
  There's a part of me and I'm not this is not a real suggestion.
• 1:27:11
  No man wants to name it like the real Dick Wrangler, but we're
• 1:27:15
  not naming it that. I'm mad at the the fact that the
• 1:27:18
  word Dick is in the title. I don't like that idea, like I
• 1:27:22
  don't mind having innuendous titles.
• 1:27:24
  By My Name is Bernard Dick Talkable Barnaby.
• 1:27:29
  Or yeah. Yeah.
• 1:27:30
  My fake name. When you said Bernard, I
• 1:27:33
  scratched out Barnaby and then Bernard and then you said that
• 1:27:36
  other things. I scratched that out, wrote
• 1:27:37
  Barnaby. I'm just like.
• 1:27:41
  I can't even get my own names right.
• 1:27:43
  Yeah, I'm just like Jesus, Jake. Anyway, this is not the one to
• 1:27:51
  four thing with the hands. You call this episode.
• 1:27:54
  Get these hands. Sure, get handsy.
• 1:28:00
  Getting handsy, getting handsy because he's been milking a
• 1:28:04
  worm. The whole getting handsy.
• 1:28:06
  I have not have an opportunity and it's important.
• 1:28:08
  You have you just failed at them and you just think this thing
• 1:28:14
  right into his nostril and he just shrieks.
• 1:28:17
  Fight a sound. Let me just fucking.
• 1:28:27
  OK, I'm ready to go. I'll, I'll send pictures of of
• 1:28:30
  Miko later. Cool.
• 1:28:31
  Cool. Oh, it's usually adorable until
• 1:28:33
  it's a person she doesn't know. And then it's like, why are you
• 1:28:36
  existing in my presence? I'm the Queen of the Who's This?
• 1:28:39
  Mortal I will not send. A return to you.
• 1:28:42
  I'm the conductor of the poop train.
• 1:28:48
  It makes sense for a dog too, but that's kind of that's not a
• 1:28:51
  lot more they also. Eat their own shit sometimes.
• 1:28:53
  That voice works really good as it happen, goddamn it, just
• 1:28:56
  conducting the poop train. I am trying to use meat bicycle.