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Jordyn Woods & KAT’s WEDDING OF THE CENTURY + Azzi Fudd’s Season-Ending Injury · Hoops for Hotties

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Hi hot girls! Welcome to the Hoops for Hoddies Live Show, the one and only sports show for the girls, the gays of the days, and the straight men who don't admit they're not actually watching sports.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: Today we have a very fun show planned for you guys.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we're going to get into some wedding tea.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, the wedding of the of the century, the Nick wedding of the century, New York's finest.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: We are going to get into some tea.
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  SPEAKER_02: Without further ado, let's get into our hot girl headlines.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: Today we are going to be talking about the wedding of the century.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: Someone in the chat said, out of the woods and into the towns.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like that.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: I like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: We are also going to be talking about AZ FUD, the fever game, and Angel Reese's bounce back from that.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: We are going to be talking about a retirement in the WNBA and a very unfortunate situation in the tennis world.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: All right, y'all.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: Without further ado, let's get into the tea.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Ferdies.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: First and foremost, we are going to be talking about Jordan Woods and Carl Anthony Towns' wedding.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: And I will give you guys an opportunity to ask me some questions and see if there's anything you want me to speak on that has happened in the sports world this week at one point in the show, but we will get there.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_02: I promise.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so first and foremost, we're going to be talking about the wedding between Jordan Woods and Carl Anthony Towns, which means we need, we need to bring back my favorite, favorite sound.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: We are going to be talking about the wedding between Jordan, Jordan Woods, and Carl Anthony Towns, but before then, we need to bring back my favorite segment.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is he good or is he just her man?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yay! Yay! Yes.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so obviously, a lot of you know Carl.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: Carl Anthony Towns.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of you know Kat, especially considering the fact that he just won the mother NBA finals.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, yes, everybody.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: But for those who don't know about Kat and his personality, who he is, is how are we feeling about him?
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: We are going to do a little segment of is he good or is he just her man?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: So, first and foremost, for my girlies that don't like sports, let me introduce you to Jordan Woods' husband.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: You may know Jordan Woods from her situation with the Cardas, the Cardas, okay, or you may know Jordan from her modeling or from the gram looking gorgeous, but she is now married to Carl Anthony Townsend.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: Who is he?
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: Well, her husband, her husband as of Saturday.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: They got married in Malibu, outdoors, overlooking the ocean.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_02: And the guest list was insane.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: Kylie and Timothy, Justin and Haley, Jada Pinkett Smith, Tiana Taylor, Michael B.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jordan, Gail King, Ben Stiller, plus half his team.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: She wore a custom strapless gown made from Italian silk wool that she found in six months, which is apparently impossible.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: Because he told her he wanted a summer wedding.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: And summer is the only time that she's not working.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_02: And everybody got sent home with hoodies that said married in five, which is a joke about how his team won the NBA finals and in five games.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, also, there were fanatics gift bags in and out cups, and it was a black tie wedding.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_02: We are going to get into all of the beauty from the wedding.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: But first, we are going to talk about him and give you the rundown, okay?
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: His name is Carl Anthony Towns, also affectionately known as Kat.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_02: Also affectionately known if you follow Hoops for Hotties on TikTok as Big Purr throughout the finals, because that wasn't Kat, that was a kitty cat, that was Big Pearl, okay?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: He has some very interesting things going on on and off the court.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: So let me put you on, my girls.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: He spent one year at Kentucky before going to the NBA where he studied kinesiology and pulled off a 4.0 GPA.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: If you ever, if you ever went to school with athletes, you know Carl Anthony Towns getting drafted to the NBA and having a 4.0 studying kinesiology is fucking impressive.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, it's fucking impressive.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't even have a 4.0 GPA in college and I wasn't going to no damn NBA, so he got it.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_02: He kept taking online classes once he got to the league because his actual plan was to become a doctor when basketball is over.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: A doctor.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_02: The man is seven feet tall, just married a supermodel, and is studying to save your life.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: I love that for you, Kat.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's not kitty cat, that's big purr.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_02: He was always this kid because by the fifth grade, he was already six foot three.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: Carl Anthony Towns was allegedly six foot three.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: As a fifth grader, oh my God.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: He was so tall in elementary school that he needed his own separate desk away from the other kids because his legs didn't fit under that little ass desk that the rest of us were sitting in.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_02: Now, because he was singled out, had to sit in his own desk, blah, blah, blah.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all know how elementary school goes.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: He the kids weren't nice to him.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, the kids weren't nice to him.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: He would go to the library and pick up books about Shaquille O'Neal and Yao Ming, some other giants, to figure out how they survived their awkward years.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: That is so sweet.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: Remember how we used to go read books to make ourselves self-soothe when we were younger because we didn't have TikTok?
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_02: These kids now they just like go like watch an influencer get a boob job and then they get one as soon as they get it.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's just different times.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just different times.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: At 16 years old, he was good enough to play for the Dominican Republic's national team, which is his mom's home country.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_02: His dad had him making 1,000 jump shots a day, every day, with only Sundays off for church.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I mean, I guess all that work paid off because obviously he went to play for the Dominican Republic's national team at 16 years old.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's very young to be representing a country in basketball.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like, good for him.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: Now, here's where it gets juicy because he has been through it when it comes to the NBA.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_02: He got drafted number one overall to the Minnesota Timberwolves, which means he was the best of the best.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, when you're the number one overall draft pick, the best of the best.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_02: And the Minnesota Timberwolves really believed in him because they used their number one pick on him.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: This was in 2015, and he was the face of that franchise for nine years.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_02: And then out of nowhere in 2024, Minnesota traded him to the Knicks.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_02: And allegedly he didn't even see this coming.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_02: I believe it was the GM that came over to his house because he needed to drop something off and told Kat and his father, um, yeah, you better uh practice your acting and your modeling and shit, because you're moving to New York, buddy.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_01: Huh?
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_02: Huh?
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, alright.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um, in 2024, Minnesota traded him to the Knicks for Julius Randle and Dante DiVincenzo.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_02: Dante DiVincenzo ended up getting hurt actually this season, which was really unfortunate.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_02: And Julius Randle is no longer with the Wolves.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and a big reason was just money.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_02: They traded away their guy to fix their budget issues.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_02: Now I could imagine Anthony Edwards is looking like Squidward in the window while all the kids are playing.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_02: Like, fuck, you traded away Carl Anthony Towns and he goes to the Knicks and wants a championship in New York and like one of the happiest sports moments of the fucking decade.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_02: Are you joking?
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_02: But you need to understand that for years the knock on Carl Anthony Towns was brutal.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like his reputation was um um I'm gonna read this one off my notes because y'all, y'all not gonna y'all not gonna say that this came from me.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, say what the fuck you want.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_02: I it it's it Carl is a little soft.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, Jordan.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_02: I actually have met Jordan.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: She came up to me when I was working for the Hawks at a Hawks game and told me that she loves my videos, which I really, really appreciated.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: Jordan Woods is a hottie.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: I met her again at Formula One.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_02: She is a beautiful, beautiful girl, nice girl, smells like money, gorgeous, incredible.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_02: I on the basketball court, Carl can it's like stop crying sometimes.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: You're too damn big to be doing all that fucking crying.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'll I'll say it.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_02: It can come from the it could come from the horse's mouth.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_02: Shit, fuck.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_02: Damn.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: People were saying, sure, he has some crazy stats.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: He can shoot like a guard, okay?
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because that's unusual in basketball when you're that fucking giant when you're seven foot tall.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_02: You're not supposed to be able to shoot from the logo like Steph.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying he could do all that, but you know what I'm saying.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like you're not supposed to be able to shoot the way Kat shoots.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_02: He's one of the greatest shooting big men in NBA history, right?
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_02: But his teams never won anything.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: They called him soft, they said he didn't care about defense, and then when he first got to New York, it was rough.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: It was an awkward fit.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: He got benched at one point, and people were ready to write him off completely.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody in the chat, Shay Shay, pointed out after all that, there there are definitely compliment compilations of Carl Anthony Towns, Mr.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_02: Wood's husband being zesty.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: And I will say this.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, no, let me say my opinion.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, not they're coming to get me.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, not they're coming to get me.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck shit, damn.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_02: Um, here's my thing.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: I will never forget when Carl popped out with Jordan Woods.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: I like there was a video going viral of her like getting a massage, and like her body was so fucking tea, everyone was like, hold on, I didn't know Jordan Woods had all that going on, all that junk in the trunk, which those of us who've been watching the Kardashians all this year have known.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_02: I have seen the baddie, the baddie in Jordan forever.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, like, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous girl.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_02: But I remember that video distinctively of her body body tea down when she was getting that massage.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone on Twitter, like she was trending on Twitter just for her body being tea.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't think you understand.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_02: So she's like everywhere going crazy.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone's talking about Jordan and her body being so tea.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: And then, like, not long after that, she pops out with Carl Anthony Towns, and Carl is has this kind of nerdy, geeky reputation, a little bit zesty in the NBA.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there are full-blown compilations.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_02: Carl Anthony Towns being zesty, right?
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_02: My opinion on that is y'all know I love gays, I let a gay community.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_02: And I think to a certain point, some of those things can be funny.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_02: Like, there's like a point to where jokes are like funny and harmless, and then like there's a point to where it crosses over into something where I'm like, you're being homophobic.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, because you're being homophobic.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_02: And like, I do sometimes feel for Kat when you know he's getting all of these like zesty allegations.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_02: I just think that he's funny, he's loose, he like, he does whatever, he acts how he wants to act, he's not trying to act hard.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I also think that there's just like weird thing with athletes and like acting a little gay when they're in private.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe not acting.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: But the point is, the point is, I think that some of the zesty comments about Carl go a little bit too far into a space that makes me uncomfortable.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: But that has been a big part of his like off the court reputation.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like him, I will say, Carl, him change the way he changes his voice up, that he will be mid-sentence and be like, yeah, like that was such a crazy game.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_02: Love that for us.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: And then be like, Okay, see, I don't need to do that.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't need to do that.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: I don't need to do that.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: And like, listen, my editor, don't clip that part, don't clip that part because Jordan, Jordan, go come for me.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_02: Ah shit, fuck damn.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_00: But like he'll be, you know, talking that way, and then he'll be like, Yeah, we just had to like make sure that we got the ball back up the court and we definitely boxed out and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, but how your voice changed like that mid sentence, but it's it's not just Carl, Tyrese Halburn be doing shit like that too.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, let me get back to my notes because when I get off my notes, that's when, that's when uh, you know, let me get let me get back on track.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: Now, when he got to New York at first, it was awkward fit.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_02: He got benched at one point, people were ready to write him off commit uh completely.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: But all jokes aside about Kat, real talk, you can't tell a story without telling this portion.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_02: Back in April of 2020, at the very start of COVID, Kat's mother got sick.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_02: Her name was Jacqueline, and she was his number one fan.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_02: The one in the front row at every game, and she sh she I'm sorry you guys, I'm trying to like it's out.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: She fought the virus on a ventilator for over a month before she passed away.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: Which I could only imagine what he had gone through, his mother being a huge part of his support system throughout his career, his mother being at the front row of his games, his mother being Dominican, him him representing the Dominican uh on the national team, his mother being such a huge part of his career.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_02: That is absolutely heartbreaking.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_02: Heartbreaking.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_02: And I think it's beautiful that somebody in the chat also mentioned Jennifer that he's like people calling him zesty.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_02: And when I think the part that bothers me about that is like it's almost like he didn't let his inner child like die and dissipate.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_02: And I think a big thing, I don't want to overstep, but a big way you can see that in people is how they were raised and the comfort that they had with their mother, and you can just like see that spark in him.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_02: And I think that that's really a beautiful thing, and probably a big part of what attracts Jordan to him.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: I would imagine this is just based on watching him play basketball.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: And when he lost his mother, he also lost seven family members to COVID-19.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_02: That virus was just like such a time uh in our world and in our country.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_02: And I the strength it would take to go through that.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_02: I can only imagine.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: His mother was 58 years old, and she fought the virus on a ventilator for over a month before she passed.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, it didn't stop there.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_02: He lost seven family members to COVID that year.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: Seven.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_02: And he said that it was the hardest year of his life and it still hurts every single day.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: During the finals in June, this is the part that gives me chills.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_02: Wimby had a shot at the buzzer that would have won the game and it ran it rimmed out.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_02: And after Kat said that he had prayed to his mom right before that possession, and that he took the miss as a sign that she was right there with him.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_02: And the way that he would speak after their wins, and the way that he would speak after the games about like feeling the presence of his mother in that moment of winning the NBA finals, because I could imagine like we've seen this before with NBA players being really, really sad and really, really heartbroken after losing a family member and winning the finals, not having that person there, Michael Jordan.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like we've seen a lot of these moments before people crying about their parents, you know, about being estranged, or arguments with their parents, or trying to prove their father wrong.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: You know, like things like that.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: We've seen a lot of these emotional moments, but Kat, it didn't come like in a space of sadness.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_02: It kind of appeared in like a space of like happiness, which I would imagine that other people who were experiencing grief probably saw a lot of themselves in him in that moment.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: And like, wow, like my family member is still here with me, too.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_02: So I was really grateful for him being that open about his feelings regarding his mother and the greatest time and experience of his life in that NBA finals.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_02: So this is where he is now.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_02: The formerly bullied tall kid who taught himself how to be a giant from the library books, the future doctor with a 4.0 GPA, the guy everyone said couldn't win and was too soft and to this and to that, who got traded away to save budget, who lost his whole world in 2020, is an NBA champion now.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_02: He the Knicks beat the Spurs in five and won the whole thing for the first time in 53 years.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_02: Jalen Brunson took home finals MVP.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_02: But Charles Barkley and Shaq both said on live TV that it should have been Carl.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: And by a lot of measures, he was the best player on that entire team during that run.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_02: Tick or tape berade down Broadway in June, wife in August, Dr.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_02: Cat won.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_02: So that's is he is he good or is he just her man?
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_02: The verdict.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: He's a fucking champion.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's the verdict.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so now let's get into this wedding, shall we?
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: Wedding bells, wedding bells.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: Let's get into this motherfucking wedding.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: Let me see.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: Let me let me get a sound of back for this.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_02: Now let's talk about the union between Jordan Woods and Carl Anthony Towns.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_02: I dropped my clipboard.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: I was really feeling the beat.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: I was really feeling the beat.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: Look at my fucking notes.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: They're all fucked up.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, let's get into this wedding.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: Now I am going to be looking at these wedding photos.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um, if you are watching me on TikTok, you will see me share my screen.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: If you are watching me on Twitch and whatnot, don't worry.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: Don't worry.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to be very descriptive.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: You're going to understand what the heck you're seeing.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_02: So I am looking at the Vogue article.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: If you're watching me on Twitch or on YouTube, don't worry.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to post full live later if you really need to see the photos.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean, honestly, like, babes, look it up on your phone.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: We are going to be talking about the wedding between Carl Anthony Towns and Jordan Woods, all the tea around it.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and obviously looking at the photos, because that is the best part of looking at a wedding.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like, can we all agree on that?
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the tea on this wedding.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_02: And as I'm going through these, I want to hear what you guys think in the chat too.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_02: We're like watching together.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_02: So this wedding was in Malibu.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_02: It so in the country, I love that for them.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_02: I in the country, wedding has its benefits.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like, people don't need to have their fucking passports and drama and blah blah blah blah.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_02: So that's nice.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_02: Malibu wedding, black tie.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_02: Also, I just want to note, Malibu is one of my favorite places in the world as far as beauty and aesthetics are concerned.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_02: What like Malibu is so stunning, you guys.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: Like, so beautiful.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: The the way that you can see the ocean on one side and the mountains on the other.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like it is, it's just really like it's really, really stunning.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_02: So on Saturday, August 15th, model and entrepreneur Jordan Woods and New York Nix Center and NBA camp champion Carl Anthony Towns married surrounding family and friends at a private home overlooking the ocean in Malibu.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_02: The couple first met nine years ago in Los Angeles in 2017, where Carl was spending his offseason and where Jordan grew up.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: They actually connected over a game of Uno.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_02: And they're very, very competitive.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: I meeting your man playing Uno, very, very, very interesting because when me and my man play Uno, we be ready to fight.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: We be ready to fight.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: We ready to throw blows, you know?
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like so good for them.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_02: This was an outdoor ceremony outdoor out looking the overlooking the Pacific.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_02: All white florals and all black dress code for the guest.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: Her dress.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait, we'll get into the dress in a second.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, let me see.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: See how I be getting ahead of myself?
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_02: This photo was taken at their civil ceremony, which I think means like, you know, when they like get legally married before the wedding.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: You guys, I don't know much about marriage, okay?
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: Chill at me.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: My my my parents didn't do the marriage thing.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_02: I I I I am gonna be, you know, doing that.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_02: Uh fucking around.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_02: Why do I hair just catch a tray?
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_02: Shut the fuck up, Riah.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: They are walking to their civil ceremony here.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: I absolutely love her suit.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_02: Body fucking T.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: That shit is major.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_02: Love that for her.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_02: Um, can we get into the ring?
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_02: Can we get into the ring?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: Let's get into the ring, shall we?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's a rock.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a boulder.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's a rock.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Um, that shit is fucking insane.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_02: The nails are very interesting.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_02: I would need to see a different picture of the nails.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, next.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_02: Look at the beautiful couple.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: Jordan looks stun.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: She looks very, very beautiful.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_02: She's got her flowers.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_02: Carl is in classic, Ralph Lauren.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Jordan is in Tom Brown.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's a custom suit and a hat by a New York-based milliner, Gigi Burris.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, this is very, very nice.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: I love when men wear this color suit.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: How do you guys feel about when men wear white when they get married?
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_02: I hate that shit.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, I haven't gone to the wedding photos yet, so let me not say that.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: But I hate that shit.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Like, nigga, you not the bride.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Another beautiful photo of them.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_02: Side part, very classy.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_02: Always smiles and laughs with my best friend, Jordan says.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, not kissing in the car.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: Not kissing in the car.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: Am I an interrupt as home?
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: Am I interrupting some?
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_02: This isn't mature of me.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_02: But my least favorite thing about weddings is the fact that, like, I don't know.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like the idea that I'm gonna have to kiss my boyfriend in front of like his friends and family really like freaks me out.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_02: I I'm not grown enough for this.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_02: This ain't so so bad.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_02: So, this is inside of her bridal shower setup at the Monsieur Dieu.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and the name tags for the guests were actually these lace gloves.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: So, as you can see, their names are right there.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_02: How fab.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_02: Another photo from the bridal shower with her mom, who literally looks like her twin and her sister.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: Gorgeous, gorgeous family.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: And I love these little hats.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I love these little hats with like the I just love this whole thing and her hand chain twin.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_02: Very cute.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_02: I love this.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: Another photo from the bridal shower.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_02: All of the guests got these custom sketches.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: These custom fashion sketches of themselves, which is really, really beautiful.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_02: And then dinner by the ocean.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: This was the table.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_02: J and K.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's very, very, very beautiful.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_02: Mindy Wise was the planner.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_02: Guys, are you fucking joking?
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_02: This might be the best wedding look.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_02: This might be the best look of the wedding.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: Are you joking?
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_02: Her first of three custom dresses that Danielle Frankel and her designed.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: This is so good.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: I live.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_02: I live.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_02: I live.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_02: This is so good.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_02: Carl looks very nice.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, see, he's kind of in white here.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: But this isn't account because I think this is the night before.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: So fine.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: Carl giving a speech.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: After all that, the details, the diamonds, they're rich.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, she's writing her vows after she got her makeup done.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_02: Jordan Woods wrote her vows after getting her makeup done.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: That is crazy.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the tag from her dress, and boom, the wedding dress.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_02: Everything.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: I love a princess gown.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_02: Everything.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_02: I love this family.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_02: Aww.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_02: These are lockets with I with her his mom, and I believe that's her father who passed away.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's really, really sweet.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, hi Jaden.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_02: Not them talking about the political and economic state of the world.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not after them.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_02: Carl looks very nice.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: See, he's not in white because he's I was gonna say because he's not a bitch.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_02: But see, here I go.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_02: BMSy.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck is going on here?
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck is going on here, Jayden?
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_02: You not going.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_02: Let me stop.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_02: It's not my wedding.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_02: I saw y'all in the chat asking.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_02: I saw y'all in the chat in the chat asking.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: We've got Kylie and Co.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: and Haley Bieber.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: Is Stoss kind of taking it?
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: Stoss is eating, eating.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the thing.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like every fucking time a Kardashian attends a wedding, there is a big rigmarole and fuss about their dress being basically too slutty.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: Let's call it spade a spade.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like people are always like, I would never wear that to a wedding.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_02: Blah blah blah blah.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_02: I personally think people need to like shut the fuck up and like grow up.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: And I have been very critical of the Kardashians before, but like who gives a fuck if a young person wants to attend a wedding and show a little body in Malibu, California, overlooking the ocean.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't think that, like, you need to be the classiest bitch on the planet at a beach wedding.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like I went to a wedding in Ibiza and like people were shirtless and like, you know, not literally shirtless, like under the suit jacket, you know, like in a classy way, but it's okay to show a little body.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I think she looks good.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like Haley Bieber's dress.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's going on there.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: That dress isn't it is not giving her at all to me.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_02: But I feel like when you're wearing like black, the body and the face is the outfit.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_02: The body and the face is the dress, basically.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_02: So I can't speak to, I know, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_02: Boring Mariah Boo.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_02: I can't speak to whether or not Kylie should be at Jordan's wedding.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_02: And neither can any of you.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_02: Because they were, they were best friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: And that whole drama, it seems to be that there was wrong done on both sides, apologies that happened on both sides.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_02: I will say, I did let I did watch the Kardashians episode.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_02: I did have a clip come up the other day of of Chloe talking shit about Jordan.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't like it.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_02: I and I I don't I didn't like sitting seeing them sit around and talk shit about her in that way.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_02: And she took Tristan back after that.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_02: So kind of anything that happens after that is like null and void, bitch.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like you you took him back and he did it again.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_02: So it's just kind of like we all agree to disagree, we all move on, and if they can forgive each other, why the fuck do you care?
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_02: Is my thing.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_02: So here's Kylie's dress from the front.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: Timothy looks like a little boy.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_02: Tuck your motherfucking shirt in.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_02: Tuck your motherfucking shirt in.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I hate Kylie's shoes.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_02: I hate them, but I never wear the right shoe with my dress either.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_02: So to be fair.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_02: Haley, what is going on with this dress?
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_02: Why we pick this dress?
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_02: And who's this guy?
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: Kylie looks hot.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all know how I feel.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_02: She's hot.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_02: You can say what you want, but you can't call the bitch ugly.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, ugly.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_02: Very beautiful.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_02: This was the wedding setup.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_02: Carl walking down the aisle.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, they got married and shit.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Show me the reception dress.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_02: Show me the motherfucking reception dress.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_02: Beautiful, beautiful photos.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like you guys can look at that in your own time.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_02: Jaden, what the fuck is going on?
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_01: What in the LA?
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: What in the fucking L?
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_01: What is going on, Jaden?
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_01: He's ready to go fight the political and economic state of the world himself.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: Aw, hell nah.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: That shit would have pissed me the fuck off.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: If you take that shit off.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, for a second.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: I thought my bad D low.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: My bad D loo.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: I thought that was cool.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_02: I said, get your grabby ass hands off of Jordan's fucking man.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_02: This is cute.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_02: The little calolily with the little, you know, where the menu at?
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_02: My bad Laura.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_02: What I got Larry?
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: Larry was at the wedding?
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: See, this is the thing.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: You dating an athlete, you gotta have the damn trophy at the wedding.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_02: Good for them.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's so funny.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: There goes Jordan and Carl.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh uh.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_02: Doing the first dance.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh! That's Jada.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't even fucking No comment.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: Every time I see Jada, he pissed me off with a Nicolandria.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: I think that Jina.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all are not about to play in my face.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all not about to play in my face.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all, y'all are not about to play in my face.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_02: I need to analyze his body language.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_01: Justin! I know that's right.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_01: I ain't gonna say who these folks.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even recognize that's GNM.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's a motherfucking next.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_01: Alright! Okay, Nickabugers.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: I know that's right.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody's wife looks beautiful, the men look dapper.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all know how I feel about these crop top pants with the ankles out.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: I I oh, there she goes again.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: You know what, y'all?
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_02: I did see this drama about this shoe.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_02: Nick was posting this shoe on the side of the bed or something.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: Just nasty.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_02: Ugh.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_02: I can't.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_02: I like it for them though.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: I like it for them though.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_02: Because y'all don't gotta tell people shit.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_02: Messy ass fucking people.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all don't have to, y'all don't owe anybody an explanation for what y'all do at night.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: But Vogue messy, hold on, can I go back?
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Vogue's so fucking messy for including this in this.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like, there ain't no way Nick and Alandria knowed him like that.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_02: In that way, for them to be included in the motherfucking wedding debrief on Vogue magazine.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: The fuck that that just shows Love Island's pull.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: Chicken.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's only a car party if there's chicken.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: We never beating the allegations.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_02: Cause fried chicken at the wedding.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, here we go.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: Holding, holding Larry.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, her drink is clear.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, she she knew Jordy.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: You a hard bride.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_02: A clear drink at the wedding?
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_02: Don't let me hold nothing clear at my wedding.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: You see, I'm about to get pissed off because I was gonna say, is that young gravy?
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm irritated that I know that.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_02: That's why I don't scroll online anymore.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like that's why I stopped.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_02: If y'all don't know, that's why I stopped scrolling.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's why I don't scroll online anymore.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because I shouldn't know that.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_02: I shouldn't know that.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Ben Stiller looking like a proud dad.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_02: What is wrong with Tiana Taylor?
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_02: You sick bitch.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_02: Why does she always look so fucking good?
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_02: Every angle, every photo of her.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like she is sick for this.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_02: This is like the exact photo you want at a wedding.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_02: The one thing about getting married is I'll be I'm gonna be sick of taking pictures with people.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be so sick of taking pictures with people.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody, like, can we take a picture?
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_02: Can we take a picture?
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_02: There go Gail.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_02: All right, Gail.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oprah, y'all see on Call Her Daddy.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oprah was saying, uh Oprah was saying that Gail be outside.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_02: Gail be outside, and there go Gail.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, Michael B looking a little rough.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_02: I can't even lie.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: See, this is why I need to stop.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_02: Let's get to the end.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_02: Where's the end?
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, in and out.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yes.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_02: And when I have a waffle truck, waffle house truck at my wedding, then what?
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, dress number two.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_02: I was waiting on the second, the second look.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, give us body.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_02: Give us body.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_02: Cutting the cake.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_02: I never eat the wedding cake.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: Do y'all eat wedding cake when you go to weddings?
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_02: Because I never eat the wedding cake.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: She is fucking stunning.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_02: This is so insane.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, and that's it.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: I love that for them.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_02: What a beautiful, beautiful wedding.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody said, Why are you scared of the wedding cake?
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_02: What the wedding cake do you eat?
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: I just don't ever eat the wedding cake.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like cake.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: Conversation for another day.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just not really into cake.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_02: It's not my thing.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_02: Kylie wore a cuss a black halter with hip cutouts, two crystal belts, a center slit, and clear platform heels.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_02: Those of you who saw the photos, when I read it out, it sounded like a stripper fit.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_02: It didn't look like no damn stripper fit.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: But you see, my notes are messy for this description.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_02: I wrote the notes.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_02: But when you read it out like that, it do sound like a stripper outfit.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_02: I can't lie.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_02: They also left with custom Married and Five hoodies, Fanatics Goody Bags, and In N Out Cups on the way out.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, that is enough of Jordan's wedding.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_02: If you were beefing at that wedding, you should have kept it at that wedding.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, okay, so let's get into my next segment, which is tea time.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: We are going to be talking about the WNBA.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_02: And first and foremost, I cannot lead off the segment without discussing AZ Fud's injury.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_02: You guys, AZ FUD, the top tick in the 2026 WBA draft, will miss the rest of the season after undergoing an anthroscopic surgery on her right knee.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_02: The team announced on Wednesday.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_02: The surgery, which the wings will address, oh shit.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm reading the fucking notes.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: Basically, AZ is out for the rest of the season.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: She will be getting surgery to address ongoing soreness on her right knee.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, the team announced it yesterday.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_02: The surgery, the wings said, will address ongoing soreness in the knee and is scheduled for early next week in Connecticut.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_02: I'm assuming she's going to whatever doctor did her surgeries when she was at UConn.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: She first experienced right knee soreness during warmups before Dallas' game against the Golden State Valkyries on the 7th.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_02: The wings ruled her out of that matchup out of an abundance of caution, per statement at the time, but she missed the next five games before Wednesday's announcement of the season ending procedure.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_02: I am I have a mix of thoughts.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_02: I think a big thing is number one, I'm I'm so sorry for AZ because when I was at WNBA All-Star, there was a beautiful moment where she was speaking for coach about her injuries, what she's been through in her career, her mental state.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_02: And a young woman asked AZ a question when they opened up it up to the audience for questions and basically told her that seeing AZ go through what she went through with her injuries and get drafted first overall and become this incredible athlete through everything she's been through inspired her because the girl in the audience had a torn ACL and she was saying, My mental health is so like I'm struggling right now, and you have been getting me through it, like seeing you speak and talk and whatever.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_02: And AZ like got off the stage and hugged this girl, and it was a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful moment just to see how much that means to her.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_02: And so for her to be injured again, I can only imagine is heartbreaking, especially in a season that you expected to be, you know, I'm the number one overall draft pick, like with your expectations of the season and it turning out this way and ending in August is unfortunate.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_02: But these players are so overworked considering the fact that they get drafted, what, a month after their season ends?
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's ridiculous.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: The turnaround time is crazy, it's unsafe.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: I I I feel for AZ.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so uh sorry for her, praying for her, and I just hope that her mental health stays strong throughout this whole process.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: On Sunday versus the Indiana Fever, Angel Reese missed the game-winning layup at the rim in regulation, and I was in the motherfucking building for it.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_02: I what can I say?
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_02: I can't defend that.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_02: I can't defend that because here's the thing.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_02: I am a dream fan and an Angel Reese fan.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: I was an Angel Reese fan before she was on my team.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_02: And here's the thing.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'll say it like I say to any of my teams the Georgia Bulldogs, the Hawks, the Falcons, whatever.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_02: When you're wrong, you're wrong.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm pissed the fuck off about it.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_02: I was pissed the fuck off about it at the game.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_02: Why do you think I stopped recording after overtime if you saw my vlog?
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_02: Okay?
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_02: But I like when we make these mistakes in the regular season.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: Because then we go into we go into the we go into the playoffs with some extra firepower, some extra.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm okay with us making the mistake now.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_02: And I said in my vlog, I said, I know.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: We'll get we'll get it, we'll get it, we'll we'll get our lick back in the playoffs.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_02: We'll be all right, we'll be fine.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay?
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_02: The fever won 95 to 91 and overtime.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: Cameras caught Caitlin Clark smiling as time expired.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_02: Which duh, they won the game.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like, this is the shit that they they say they take it too far.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_02: Angel Reese said afterwards she didn't sleep.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_02: She replayed the play over and over.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_02: She said she wasn't going to let one moment dictate everything positive she has going, as she should the fuck not.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_02: And two nights later in Vegas, 21 points, 10 rebounds, and four steals.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_02: The dreams beat the motherfucking aces.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_02: 90.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_02: Let me keep it.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'm finding it.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: 97 to 82, and held Asia Wilson to seven of 18 shooting.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_02: Now that's how you bounce back.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_02: Fever versus Dream drew 2.6 million viewers.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's up 178% year over year.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_02: Growing.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's growing.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_02: Growing, growing, growing, growing, growing, growing.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_02: I love that that the WNBA is continuing to grow, especially after the girls got paid.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: I also want to mention Neka Ogumake is retiring at the end of the season.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_02: She's a former champion and MVP.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: And the WNBPA president for the last decade.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_02: She was super, super important in fighting for the women to get the pay that they deserve.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_02: So I just want to give NECA her flowers and the send-off that she deserves.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, you guys, that's all I have left for today.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_02: I would love to do an episode of all of my WNBA playoff predictions and the picture and the storylines and all of the things to make sure that you guys are very, very much prepared, honey, going into the playoffs because the WNBA is really, really, really heating up.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_02: But this is all I have for you today.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: I love you.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_02: I mean it.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you for watching Hoops for Hoddies Live.
• 36:33
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• 36:38
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• 36:43
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• 36:47
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• 36:50
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_02: And follow Hoops for Hoddies on social media to see when I am going live next.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_02: I will see you next Thursday.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, no, I won't.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going out of town.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_02: But I will still be posting a video.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: I love you.
• 37:02
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• 37:03
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.