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WEIRD PHONE CALLS, ABDL CHATS AND MORE.. · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me, Madam.
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Liv. Hi, guys.
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And then of course, over here in the right hand corner, we've got
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PO. Hi all my kinky friends.
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And they are some kinky motherfuckers.
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That's awesome. It's the best way to be in life.
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It really is. It's really the only way to be
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with everything. Everybody's got a kink out
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there. It's just me too.
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How far does your kink go? And we're going to talk about
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some kinky shit today, but I will tell you just an opening
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quick little story. This is so great.
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One of my regular guys that comes to see me, I adore him,
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love this guy. He likes to come to see me and
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he likes to get in the back bed. OK, that's his kink.
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So he comes and gets in the back bed and he'll stay in the back
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bed for two hours. And you know, we do all sorts of
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things in that those two hours, but it's a lot of fun.
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And he's just, he's just a super guy.
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He really is. He's just super sweet.
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He has a terribly busy schedule. He travels all over and he came
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to one of the events and he helped me the whole night.
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He's just, he's an awesome guy. So adore him very, very much.
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Anyway, he was telling me that with travelling for work, he's
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actually, he lives over in Alabama and he comes over to see
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me about once a month. And in his travels they sent him
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up to New England. So he was up in New England for
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the past month and you know, I'd reached out to him.
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I'm like, hey, I hope you're doing well, blah, blah, blah.
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He's like, well, I'm going to come see you.
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He's like, I have a funny story to tell you.
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I'm like, oh, OK. Anyway, he ended up meeting this
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guy one night and they were at a local bar where a lot of them
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kind of gathered on their 12 hour shift.
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And he asked my friend. He's like, so, so where are you
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from? And he's like, oh, well, you
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know, I, I live over in, on the Panhandle, over in Alabama.
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And he's like, oh, he's like, yeah, I go to Pensacola every so
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often. He's like, do you know Mia over
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there? And and he's like, well, that
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depends. What, what, what?
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Mia, are we talking about? And he's like, well, you know,
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she's a you know what dominatrix, She has all these
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parties and he's like, now don't get me wrong, I've I've never
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been to the dungeon, like a one-on-one.
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He's like, but but you know, I've gone to her parties and I
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was like, you know, and he's like, oh really?
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And he's like, you know, what do I really say to this?
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But he's like, yeah, I went to a party.
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He's like, yeah, that that's why I go and see.
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He's like, oh, so you go to the dungeon, He's like, yeah, I do.
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I go, yeah, I go see Mia, you know, when I'm whenever I'm in
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Pensacola. So I'm thinking, what are the
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chances? Because this guy wasn't even
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from Florida, wasn't from Alabama.
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He's not here from the Gulf Coast at all.
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So I'm like, what is the likelihood that he's all the way
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up right in this area? And then I'm like, it's pretty
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impressive. I was fucking impressed.
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Yeah, you should. You should be pretty proud of
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that. I.
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Put myself on the back. Your reputation has preceded
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you. I went.
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So I mean that's. Thank you.
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I was. Impressed.
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That's high praise. So I thought that was really
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cool. I thought it was super sweet.
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And I immediately said that's going to be live in 20 years.
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Yeah, it'll be sooner than that though, because you're pretty
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memorable so. Thank you.
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Yeah. I think between you and Barbie,
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Evie, you guys are just great. You really are.
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You're great. And so with that, I thought
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that's just, it was really cool. And and he told me he's like,
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yeah, do you know him? I'm like, look, I cannot tell
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you if I know this guy. He's like his name is.
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I'm like, listen, I, I'm not going to tell you, but obviously
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I'm like, yeah, this fucker, he's been to the dungeon.
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Just blink twice if I'm right, you know you don't have to tell
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me. But anyway, I thought that was
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so funny. But yeah, so we had a great
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time. He is an awesome guy.
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We love to just sit and chitchat before and after our session.
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It's super cool. Yeah.
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Aside from my little wacky weekend.
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Tell me we're sitting here. We got to hear.
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I know you had one hell of a Memorial Day celebration and it
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was unlike most would experience you would call it.
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Disturbing. It is very disturbing.
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It's very disturbing. But, you know, people know you
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as the Dom, but they realize that in your private life,
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you're very much a submissive, borderline slave.
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We're just going to say that nobody ever wants to call
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themselves a slave. See, Bree, what I would always
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tell people I'm like, you know, she's my slave.
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And she's like, don't tell people that I'm a submissive.
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And I'm like, yeah, I know it sounds sexier.
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It does, you know, But in actuality, bitch, you slave.
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Which you did. What I did, I'm not asleep.
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Why don't you tell everybody? Well, it really was a warm,
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sunny morning. Really.
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I didn't even know. I woke up and he took the dogs
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out. I heard everything.
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And he jumps on the bed and he, like, covers my face with a bag.
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I'm thinking, no, at first he just jumps on the bag and starts
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wrestling around, feeling like, oh, this might be like rough
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sex. And I'm just like, whatever, you
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know? And then he puts a bag over my
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head and he's like, like almost acting as if he's suffocating
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me, but you could breathe through the bag.
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So I was really confused what's happening?
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Like what's happening? So he picks me up by the bag and
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takes me into the bathroom and starts putting a bunch of stuff
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in place. Like I got cuffs.
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He put a chain around my neck, locked it and locked it to the
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toilet, put a mask on me so I couldn't see, close the door and
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cut off the light and left me. And he said that it was probably
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about every hour or so is when you come in.
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He came in, gave me a piece of like cold toast, some water.
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He, he would talk to me through the phone, so I didn't hear his
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voice. Obviously I know it was him, but
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so it was cool to have that different element in place, I
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guess. But like I, I was like listening
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to people on the bottom of the floor trying to find things to
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do. I, he said that if he hears me
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that he's gonna come in and, you know, whip me.
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So I just pulled the chain really, really tight so it
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wouldn't rattle. And I got up and peed and I
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didn't flush a toilet. I don't.
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Want to make any noise? All right, OK, so I put it.
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Down, I guess I fallen asleep. So he walks in, startles me and
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he just basically CNC raped me every time he came in and it was
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fun. He was like, you know how long
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you were in there? I was like, I don't know.
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I kept convincing myself that it was not as long as it was
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because you think that it's longer.
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I like, it's probably been, it feels like 30 minutes must have
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been only been 10 minutes, but I thought it was been an hour.
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He's like, no, you've been in there for three hours.
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I was like, oh. Wow, yeah.
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That's intense. It was.
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Intense. I Yeah, it was intense.
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No lights, no nothing. He took a lot of pictures of me
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while I was down there. Oh, he gave me a little blanket.
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It was freezing cold. And every time he came in, he
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took another an element of clothing.
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So I was getting more and more naked.
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So it's more and more cold. And I was just basically just
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laying on the floor with just this little bitty blanket to
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underneath my head. Wow.
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Well, I'm going to throw this suggestion out to him if he ever
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decides to do this again because someone did this and I heard
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about this after the fact. But they made one of my good
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friends who's very much a submissive, lay in a bathtub
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with one inch of water and chain them in there and they had to
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sleep in one inch of water in the cold.
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That's. That's pretty.
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That's pretty gnarly. Yeah, yeah.
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So who teach his own, you know. But you were OK with it.
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He told his friends at work and he was like, she let you do that
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to her, like, willingly. She was like, I mean, yeah, she
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was chained to the toilet, but yeah, she willingly let me do
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that. Dad called submission.
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There you go. There you.
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Go. Oh God.
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Well, have you thought of any crazy fantasies outside of that
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you'd want to do? Outside of that, I don't know.
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The world is my Oystra it. Is is definitely your little
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oyster, isn't it? You just got to find the Pearl.
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Yeah, Pearl Slam. Well, I had one gentleman reach
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out to me now. Poe is this was your first
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experience of hearing phone calls with people calling us to
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get appointments? For the dungeon.
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You got to do it in the voice. It's my favorite part of the
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summer at this point, just just to hear these phone calls.
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You know, it was first thing the other morning, this guy's
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calling at 9:00 and he's like, hey, how you doing?
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I want to hang out with you. And I'm like, well, you know, we
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have a dungeon. You're not really going to be
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hanging out with me. You can set up an appointment.
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And he's like, you sound like the cops.
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And I said, well, I think I sound educated.
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And he's like, well, that might be it.
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And then he's like, you're not going to rush me, are you?
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And I, I'm going to do this for an hour or something.
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Like it's going. I said, look, the only person
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who's rushing right now is you. And the way you're talking, he's
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like, oh, you're making fun of the way I talk.
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And I said, yeah, I am because you just called me a cop a few
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minutes ago. And what did he say, PO?
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Do the voice. Do the voice now now what do
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y'all do there again? What do y'all do there again?
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What do you what do you think are you doing here again?
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And and so. Much better.
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I love it. And I believe that's when you
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told him we do BDSM. Yeah.
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And he goes, well, what was that?
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And we had to break it down for the whole acronym there.
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And he's like, well, I'll just Google it.
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Yeah, you just Google it and then you let us know.
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Yeah, I think it was the masochist part that he was like,
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what's mask is what that what is that?
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I look at that myself. I can I can do that.
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That's great. I just don't understand why.
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Why can't people figure out what the fuck BDSM is?
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That's what they're doing is calling like what's that you're
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interested in? But how did he find the phone
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number to begin with? Yeah.
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Well, see we post ads and a lot of times those ads, they have
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other secondary sites that pick up those same ads and they'll
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post them on like escort sites for example.
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So automatically they assume we're escorts.
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But I. Have.
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OK. Yeah, that makes a little more
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sense. Yeah, so I have a group of
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pictures though, and there's one of those pictures that I say in
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the picture, it's black and yellow writing.
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It's typed up and it's like BDSN only no SAT.
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And it's like, how clear can we be on this?
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But they just assume, oh, this is just a front, you know, it's
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like, and then I said to him in the conversation, at some point,
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I said, well, I guarantee you the police are not going to set
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up a private dungeon for you to come in and pretend and then for
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me to arrest you. I mean, it's not, it's not going
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to work like that. He's like, oh, well, I guess
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you're right. Yes, I am, right.
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I Yeah. So these these guys that come in
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here and like expect sex, like I just want you to know like how
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as a person who gets a lot from this dungeon, how like kind of
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offends me. I don't like.
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I don't like that. Well, any.
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Yeah, anytime they imply or. Like I said, just, I don't know.
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It just drives me the wrong way to go.
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Why does you know Why you automatically just assume this
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you know. It does, trust me.
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Yeah. And Lou has heard these
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conversations multiple times. And it's like, oh, I want to
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hang out. Hey, girl, what was you doing?
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You know, it's like. What are you doing?
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Like and you can just picture some dirty grubby guy like
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rubbing himself while he's talking to me.
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Yeah, yeah. You know, yeah.
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Well, you do have that phone sex operator voice.
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But still it's not an excuse, so I need it like sound less sexy
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like hi, how you doing that? Don't.
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Sound bad? Oh shit.
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Just use that guy's voice every time.
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There you go. There you go.
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Yeah. I can talk like this.
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I'm like, hello, this is Mistress Me.
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It's done. I don't know maybe I'm just 20
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but I'm like I'm thinking about putting my dentals on your neck
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while it vibrate. I love the visual that's all
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mine. Oh, wow.
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Wow. OK, so thank you.
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Okay, all right so back to the concept of submission and slave.
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Do you think people just have this fantasy in their mind about
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being submissive and at some point after not they're no
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longer horny. They were just like, fuck it,
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I'm. Done.
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No, if you're submission, you're submissive.
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It's got nothing to do with. Sex.
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Yeah, I've got to agree with that.
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My everyday personality too. That's a, it's a character trait
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of, you know, that I have. It's not something I just turn
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off and turn on due to an orgasm.
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It's, it's in the core of me to be that way.
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Now, you know, there's a little difference between, you know, a
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submissive and a, you know, a slave.
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But all all submissives are slaves when not all slaves are.
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No other way around. All slaves are.
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Submissive, you know, But yeah, there can be a mindset of
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someone who really wants to go intense.
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And then I'd say, OK, that's the slave part.
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But now if you're submissive, you're just submissive and you
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want the other person's happiness just as much as you
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want your happiness. And you gain happiness through
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providing that service or submission to the other person.
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Now, you know, Liv came in. I mean, after that, that
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hellacious weekend of you being this submissive, you said it was
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kind of difficult kind of getting into that mindset Monday
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morning. Like OK, I'm a Dom.
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I'm a Dom, yeah. It was hard to get back into my
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group of things as a Dom, yeah. Yeah, because it was like a
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three day weekend of just total submission in a sense.
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Well. That's my normal life.
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But that was like hardcore stuff.
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I'm like, how do I get my mind back to?
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So I told you, you can get back to this by being really mean to
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somebody. And you're like, Oh well, who do
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we need to bring in to so we can?
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Me too. I'm like Justin.
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Where are you at, Justin? Yes.
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Right, Easy, easy. Exactly.
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So Justin, when Madame Liv is having those moments, we need
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you in here. Because yesterday I just told
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him to come in just long enough so I can beat his ass.
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Because I was like, I've had one hell of a week.
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We know we're we're going to do this and it's the beginning of
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the week. But I use that Dragon's talent
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and then I left some marks on his ass.
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Did he start sweating? Oh, yeah, He always sweats.
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Like he was sweating hardcore. He's like hyperhidrosis.
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That's he's just like, yeah, you're nasty, nasty Justin, you
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little worm. We are.
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Worse, that's all Hercules. He's, I remember that he's like
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powder all over himself or like deodorizer like.
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Powder would turn into a paste. It's like.
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It goes and all those little. Creases all.
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Those little creases and his little oh.
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My God, his. Hair be all clumpy.
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Don't do that. OK, All right.
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I was just thinking for my, my owner attainment.
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It'd be kind of funny to watch, but I get it now.
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So, you know, I know that I had asked you this when we were
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sitting and talking yesterday. I said when did you really think
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about BDSM and think I'm going to go to a dungeon?
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When I was like 11. No, I'm dungeon.
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No, I mean, yeah. I mean, that was, you know, that
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was, I've been I. Always thought it wasn't real
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just in movies. Yeah, I I, like I said, there
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were several implements and I was like, I'm never going to use
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those because I only saw them in movies.
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And I was like, yeah, whatever. But I would say it was probably
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what, 39, You know, it wasn't very long before I had a session
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here. It was probably within six
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months or so. OK.
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But it was just more of a how it was raised and all that type of
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stuff and you go, that's not something I'm supposed to do And
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did you? Research, you know, looking into
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do you need some dungeons? I researched as far as, you
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know, the Google Machine and it popped up, you know, a couple of
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places. And then I just kind of checked
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out the websites from there and then noticed that there was a
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huge variety of services that were offered here.
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And like, OK, I like that one. I like, I like that one.
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I like that one. So it's kind of like a buffet,
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and let's try this one. I love it.
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Buffet is really good work to. Eat.
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That's it. That's it.
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Like I said, whatever your flavor is, there's, you know, a
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different cook. Exactly.
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No, I love it. That's exactly it.
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And they use different spices to make the meal.
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Little tongue saturates. Little Creole.
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Ethanol exactly, but in our case I think it's Vick's vapor rub
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and coconut oil. Hot ice I.
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Haven't tried the Vick's yet, that's that sounds pretty
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intense. Well, I think the icy hat is
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worse, and I think that it just gets.
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Worse and worse as it goes. Yes, and you can't really wash
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it off immediately. Anything.
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Yeah. Tiger Balm.
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Tiger. Yeah, I accidentally do know
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what experience with Tiger Balm. Yeah, yeah.
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I was putting them back one day and forgot to wash my hands and
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something itched down there and yeah, I figured that one out
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pretty quick and then. It's really bad.
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Yeah, yeah, exactly. Nothing good not to get kind of
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hot, you know? That's funny shit.
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Who was it that was telling? Was it you and I?
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We were talking about it. Someone was telling us that they
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were having sex and the husband broke out a warming Lube.
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I don't like warming, warming. Lube.
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No, I know you and I don't do that, but I think it was someone
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in the dungeon that we're telling Liv and I that one night
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they decided to play with their wife, and they broke out the
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warring Lube. And the warming Lube was, like,
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set her on fire. Yeah, because it's supposed to
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have, like, this tingling sensation.
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It was supposed to feel good. And he said it was agony for
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both. Of them, I bet it would work
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good though for like a massage, like on the back, that kind of
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thing, you know? But yeah, I don't know if I with
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my experience with like the Tiger bomb, I don't know if I'd
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want that near my nether regions.
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You know, not at all. So fun.
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All the things we talk about I. Love it.
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That's what makes this place beautiful and magical.
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So have you interacted with other people?
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You said you you went to a munch.
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I did go to a munch it, yeah, it was a, it was a movie.
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And then we went out to eat at a IHOP afterwards.
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And, you know, it was nice seeing that there's other people
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out there and it was a very friendly group.
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And I kind of wish there would have been a few more people that
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would have showed up. But I'm actually going to
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another one this Friday. So we'll see if when people show
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up, Yeah. You know, and I think that's the
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thing too, where they have specific groups for specific,
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right kinks, and it's just those types of kinks sometimes are
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just limited. So don't let that discourage
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you. Yeah.
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I think that, you know, like Atlanta is a bigger group.
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Yeah. And just, yeah, take a weekend,
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venture up to Atlanta. You never know.
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I could see Atlanta have because they actually have an ABDL store
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in Atlanta. Get out of town.
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Really. Diaper Depot I believe it's
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called and it's their own store they set up sell adult diapers
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and onesies and so. Last year.
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Was out and about. I almost stopped by there just
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just because, but I didn't do it because I ran out of time.
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But it's definitely on my you know To Do List.
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Yeah, you got to do that. Vegas has a shop as well, so
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there's they're out there. You know, one day I'll probably
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just do a tour with a bunch of them and be fun little vacation.
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Exactly. Yeah, That's, that's really
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cool. And it's such, to me, it's such
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a cool fetish. It's such a unique kink and
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it's, there's just something so, so sweet, so endearing about it.
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And to me, it's just, it's almost, I mean, I'm thinking
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maternally, but I, I think that it's just so innocent.
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You know, I think that's just a good way to put it.
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You know, it is innocent sometimes, though.
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And again, I'm not God, I'm not going to kink shame.
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But there was been two women that I really do not like.
21:18
I don't like, I don't like. They used to come to my events.
21:22
I banned them. I didn't like them.
21:24
But to me, a lot of women seem to sexualize, you know, being
21:29
like adult babies in a sense. And to me, when it they
21:32
sexualize it and they're just not attractive and then the
21:35
whole look just goes to shit. It's like, please don't put that
21:38
Binky in your mouth and just it look no.
21:43
You know, and you're not doing it in a kinky wing.
21:46
Yeah. Doing it in a perverted.
21:48
Wing Yeah, There you go. It's more, yeah, perversion than
21:52
it is anything but. Again, I'm not kink shaming, I'm
21:57
just saying it looks cuter when little boys do it, okay?
22:00
That's kink shaming. Sexist.
22:03
Sexist. I'm okay with it.
22:04
See. Okay, good.
22:06
See but. But they sound like they are
22:08
more DL than AB. Yes.
22:11
Which there's, it is a category, you know, there used to be a
22:16
slash between the two of them. Some of them, you know, we enjoy
22:20
going into the, the, the baby mindset and the the, the little
22:25
mindset versus, you know, usually DLS are just there do it
22:29
for sexual gratification. And you know, so yeah, I think
22:34
that's probably what they were more into.
22:37
And yeah, so yeah, it's not going to be as.
22:39
Cancer, right? Yeah, exactly.
22:41
It's not as an ascent. Exactly.
22:43
So it just kind of threw me for a loop.
22:45
Especially like I said, I don't like these women.
22:47
They're not attractive. And then just putting the whole
22:49
thing in there and it's like, oh God, you know, it's off putting
22:53
to me. Yeah, put the Binky in there and
22:55
then. Yeah.
22:57
Just motioned putting the the biggie in their pussy.
23:03
Hey. Do a kegel make it look like
23:04
it's moving? Yeah, innocent over here.
23:07
I thought she was talking about like one of those little sugar
23:09
packets that has a stick in there and, you know, you put it
23:12
in there. I wasn't even thinking that way.
23:14
But I'm an adult baby. I don't think perverted like
23:16
that. Uh huh.
23:17
Isn't that the truth? Yeah, you're the good boy,
23:19
sweet. Sweet and innocent to the bone.
23:22
That's. So true.
23:24
Yeah, so true. Liv is the perverted 1 I already
23:28
know. And she was like, yeah, hey, you
23:33
know that one. Person that we had a threesome
23:35
with, I would definitely like a Binky that came out of her
23:37
pussy. Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:41
So I'll give PO a little insight on this.
23:44
PO, if this woman was much more stable.
23:48
I love her, but if you were about 10 years older, I would
23:52
say I'm going to set you up. OK.
23:55
Because she likes older men. But she is so beautiful.
23:59
I'm going to look. She's got.
24:00
I'm going to show you some pictures right now.
24:02
Beautiful titties, little tiny little pussy.
24:05
She's gorgeous. She is.
24:08
She is insane and she has a terrible picker for men.
24:14
She's really so pretty. She's beautiful and trust me, it
24:22
the the men she always chooses, they suck.
24:25
And I'm like, girlfriend, you've got to choose better people.
24:28
And so I set her up. I set her up with one of my
24:31
friends and they had a great time together.
24:34
I mean, he just did anything and everything to make her happy.
24:37
And they look so fucking cute together.
24:40
And next thing you know, she's like kind of just ghosted him.
24:45
And I'm like, oh, it was sad and I hated it for him.
24:49
I really did. But damn, she's dynamite.
24:52
Go ahead. Do you think it's a like she
24:55
likes to be in the state of degradation and humiliation,
25:00
that kind of thing, that maybe that's why she chooses them in
25:03
No, OK. Just yeah, I think she just
25:07
didn't want to hurt him. And I think it got too serious
25:10
too quick. OK.
25:12
And like in any relationship, you feel like it's either the
25:16
one or it's not, you know? And that's how I think the
25:21
direction was going in. It was more or less like she saw
25:25
he really got the feels. And when it wasn't reciprocated
25:29
by her, she just decided, I think, to end it.
25:32
And she didn't say anything to me or to him.
25:35
But it was just kind of the understanding, like very.
25:39
Sweet, very soft spoken, very sweet, like to touch and be
25:45
touched. Right.
25:47
Yeah, I miss her. I miss her.
25:51
I haven't even met her yet. I.
25:53
Know I got some really great pictures on my phone of her
25:57
getting. Too I got pictures.
25:59
Yeah, you know what, you've got more recent.
26:01
I mean, it's not as even if she's changed any, but I was
26:05
just looking for the ones with, you know, using the fucking
26:08
machine on her. And because it was like, oh
26:10
goodness, like, those are nice. But anyway, yeah, Liv and I are.
26:16
We're just kind of like drooling on our phone here and checking
26:20
things out. Sounds like you've been in the
26:23
inside so I'll take a look for it.
26:28
Finger. Looking good, literally.
26:34
Oh shit I can't find my pictures from.
26:36
The play all the fun. She does, she gets try.
26:39
I try to make sure yo Yolo. You only live once.
26:42
I'm only going to get older, why not do it now?
26:45
I love it. Yeah, it's true.
26:46
I love it. I wish I would have branched out
26:49
when I was a little younger to, you know.
26:51
Well, you're a very attractive, I don't know how old you are.
26:54
But he's 40. Oh, you're very attractive
26:57
regardless. I appreciate it.
26:58
That's why I. Feel like, I feel like you're
27:00
not like out of your prime, no. You know.
27:02
No, I mean I might have to dye my beard every now and again,
27:06
you know, leave. The Silver Fox.
27:08
I don't like the the. I'm working on that.
27:13
I like, I like it darker. Yeah, she likes older, too.
27:16
But. That's a submissive inner, yeah.
27:19
But. The first time I came here, I
27:23
was great. Well, it was a dark.
27:26
Room, right? Well, the second time I came
27:29
when we were outside. Oh yeah, you did.
27:32
We changed your. Hair a lot.
27:33
I had. Well, I just dyed my hair.
27:36
That's all it was. I didn't get a haircut.
27:38
Anything that you just dyed my beard.
27:40
Got a haircut, Yeah. Yeah.
27:43
No, my hair morphs until I get another haircut.
27:46
And then if I let it grow out and I'll style it differently
27:49
according to the length it is, or if I let it grow up a lot, it
27:54
gets really curly. And I can, you know, have the
27:57
old 80s Howie Mandel look. You know he.
28:01
Was so cute back in the 80s. To me, he's just not Howie.
28:04
Without hair, I mean. It's crazy.
28:07
Quite a transfer, mate, Do you even know?
28:09
Okay, all right. Just he's on a was American
28:12
Idol. Yeah, American Idol.
28:13
Yeah, one of the coach Americans.
28:14
Got Talent? Yeah.
28:17
Yeah. I saw him originally in Bobbye
28:19
World which is a cartoon. He was so cute.
28:22
He's never seen him younger. Oh my God.
28:24
I've only seen him as bald man. Did your the stand up that he
28:27
did? He was like, it was like Bobby's
28:30
world and he had, he was like sitting there and rotating.
28:33
Mm hmm. And he used to do a little boy
28:35
like this and it was like the adult baby.
28:37
Boys it. Was so cute.
28:39
So you can find clips that are on YouTube.
28:41
Yes and check it out. But yeah, he, he, he was a he's
28:44
a funny guy. I like him.
28:46
Oh. He really is.
28:47
He is cute, yeah. Yes, exactly.
28:50
He was adorable, you know, So PO and I, we had a long, long
28:55
conversation yesterday and we were talking and I said, you
28:58
know, when you start to date because we're doing these dating
29:01
episodes. Honestly, I was like, you know,
29:04
PO, you really need to say to yourself, what are all of these
29:07
great qualities about myself that I possess?
29:10
And a lot of times we never really want to look at our good
29:12
qualities. You know, my husband always, you
29:15
know, boasts me and, you know, he tells me all these wonderful
29:18
things about myself. But it, it's not as easy to look
29:21
at yourself and see how great you are, you know?
29:25
And that's why I was like, oh, you need somebody to tell you
29:27
how great you are. Because I was telling him
29:29
yesterday. I was like, oh, you have no
29:31
baggage, You're gainfully employed, you've got your own
29:34
house, You're devishly handsome. I mean, he's a great guy.
29:39
He's nice, he's personable, compassionate.
29:41
He's a great friend. So we're putting him out here.
29:45
We need to find him a girlfriend.
29:49
It's yes, yeah. I think with me it goes into
29:52
that. I just, I like to stay humble.
29:54
And so when I start to hear these things too much and it
29:57
goes into my head and then it goes into the hubris and then it
30:00
expands into an ego thing. And I don't, I don't like those
30:03
kind of people. I don't want to.
30:05
Find. That they were true.
30:11
You know your blue hair sucks. You know it's not too, so it's
30:16
hard to take offense to it. I.
30:21
Like it? But but I think it's a good
30:24
thing that every day you should say something and a positive
30:27
affirmation about yourself. And so, you know, I'm a good
30:29
person. I deserve happiness, you know,
30:32
and not that I'm trying to put you on the spot here, but I just
30:36
think, you know, you're a great person.
30:38
We've hung out more and I'm just like, why is he single?
30:44
Yeah, like I just, I work a lot, and that's because I've, you
30:47
know. You travel.
30:48
Quite a bit, you know, for the job.
30:50
And by the time I get home, I'm, you know, I want to sit down and
30:54
pet the dogs and then go to bed and then get back up at 4:00 in
30:58
the morning and do it again. Yeah.
31:00
You know it's. It's something that's routine.
31:02
Yeah, that you can set time aside time for yourself.
31:07
I mean, I do. I come to the dungeon.
31:09
That's my time. Whatever.
31:14
But no, I, I agree there. I mean, there are some like
31:16
during the summertime or during like spring breaks or Christmas
31:21
breaks. That's whenever I will, you
31:22
know, allow myself to have more leisure time because I have more
31:27
time to well. Summertime.
31:29
You can do summer things. I can, I can, I plan to go, you
31:34
know, out on the water a lot, you know, this summer, you know?
31:37
Yeah, get nice and tan and then come.
31:38
Back I'm working on a farmer stand working.
31:43
Working well, you know there's a kayaking club too.
31:51
Yeah. So you might want to think
31:52
about, you know, dabbling in that and seeing if there's
31:55
people you want to meet. Yeah, but I I cheat, I have a
31:58
Charlie motor on the back of my kayak.
32:00
So, you know, I would be the the outlier in that group.
32:03
Like he's not really exercising. He's.
32:05
Just. You don't do it for exercise,
32:07
they do it for the peace in the. You can.
32:09
Most people kayak for exercising.
32:11
That's. Well, not everybody.
32:14
Not everybody, yeah. OK, well, the benefit of it as
32:17
well is the exercise. But I do agree with you that's,
32:20
you know, besides, you know, the the piece that I get at the
32:23
dungeon when I'm on that, you know, the river or they get to
32:26
see all nature, get to see the ducks and snakes and, you know,
32:30
all the Beautiful Creatures out there.
32:32
You know, I'm not super huge on, you know, religious things, but
32:36
I can't help but go, OK, there's got to be somebody out there
32:39
that created all this because it's just, it's too perfect.
32:43
Yeah, for it not to be somebody. It's very spiritual lipstick,
32:46
absolutely. I get that totally.
32:49
Take your shoes off and touch the dirt.
32:52
Connect US1. We are.
32:56
One kumbaya that's. A different song talking about
32:59
Lion King. What are you saying?
33:01
You said I'm not religious. What song are you saying?
33:04
We are one from Lion King. You're singing Kumbaya.
33:07
Yeah. Where Kiara and Simba is Simba's
33:10
daughter. She's Dame.
33:12
Kubu and there. You're talking about like like
33:15
Lion King, like 2 or 1.5. No, it's two.
33:19
OK. 1.5 is just about twona poova.
33:21
Yeah, yeah, it's the second part, but it's just from, yeah,
33:25
Simona Poova's perspective. You're exactly correct.
33:28
I know. Look at you.
33:29
Liv is so educated on. My.
33:32
Disney movies. Yeah, right.
33:35
If you're gonna be good at, be the best at it, yeah.
33:39
That's great. I love it.
33:41
That's sweet. That is sweet.
33:44
So I think we should end it here.
33:47
I think we bore our listeners enough.
33:50
No, this cast is never boring, I wouldn't think.
33:53
So no. So yeah, we got to reach out all
33:57
those perverts and be like, hey, you want to come hang out?
34:00
No, you got to say it in your. Voice Oh hey, you want to come
34:03
on and hang out at the dungeon? I sure will.
34:08
All right. OK, Liverpool, go hang out,
34:11
right? Let's do it.
34:12
Let's do it. We're gonna do it.
34:13
I think that engine, you know what, You have a lot of fun.
34:15
You know what I'm gonna say? You sound like an auctioneer.
34:17
I love it. 545 five. So now what's BDSM Liverpool?
34:28
Good, will it? All right, so, Liv, you're
34:36
ready. Yes.
34:37
All right, So Liv, until then, this has been the latest.
34:39
Episode of Call Me Mistress.