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So about those dial tones... · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Morgan. Hey, good Morgan, Good Morgan. What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So, and then this like weird situation and I
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  Speaker 3: need advice on what to do. I hear you guys
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we try to give advice. I mean we're not professional,
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  Speaker 1: but you can give you advice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's hear it. So I like block my cat.
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  Speaker 3: She's like one of those weird ocats that like loves
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  Speaker 3: a harness and like a leash or whatever. And while
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  Speaker 3: we're out the other day, I'm drinking my coffee outside,
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  Speaker 3: she's like on a leash.
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  Speaker 2: Sitting next to me, like on the like ground and
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  Speaker 2: another family's game and sat right next to us at
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  Speaker 2: another table, and I guess my cat got off hold
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  Speaker 2: of this like little plush toy.
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  Speaker 3: It was on like one of those kids backpacks or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: She only had it for like a few seconds before
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  Speaker 3: I realized it and like handed it back to the parents,
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  Speaker 3: but they refused to take it because a cat touched it.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, I'll, like, you know, replace it.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry about that for like the link for the toy
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. And when they started over, it was one
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  Speaker 3: of those like goofy rare laboou plushy things that you
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  Speaker 3: can only get on resale for like one hundred and
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  Speaker 3: fifty bucks. So I was like, uh, I'll like get
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  Speaker 3: the toy profresionally cleaned or whatever and turn it because
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't like damaged or whatever. But now they're like,
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  Speaker 3: you're inconsiderate.
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  Speaker 2: I need to buy them a new one, and like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just like reely kind of torn or whatever, because
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  Speaker 3: like obviously it's my fault because my cat did like
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  Speaker 3: get her paws on it and touch it. But I
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  Speaker 3: just like don't feel like I didn't have to pay
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  Speaker 3: that much when like the original one was not ruined.
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  Speaker 1: Was did you say this is like at a restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: You said, coffee shop?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean they they sat there, they saw
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  Speaker 1: the cat. I mean they should have moved the toy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that the kid that they have is allergic
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  Speaker 1: to cast That's.
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  Speaker 5: What I was probably, Yeah, the reason they'd probably freak out.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to a friend of mine who's allergic
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  Speaker 1: to cats, and he was telling me when he started
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  Speaker 1: his business, he used to be a carpet cleaner and
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  Speaker 1: he would have to go in he was he's a
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  Speaker 1: one man carpet show, and he would go into some
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  Speaker 1: apartments ahead cats and he'd start wheezing. He was so
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  Speaker 1: allergicate you couldn't even but he had to get the
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  Speaker 1: job done, so I know how serious that allergy is.
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  Speaker 1: So if your kid is allergic, then at the same
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  Speaker 1: time they probably should have been there's a cat there,
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  Speaker 1: Let me get the Lululemon whatever the what's it called? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but lemon toys are really I would stop talking to
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  Speaker 1: him and don't go to that coffee shop anymore. You
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  Speaker 1: would just avoid him, Yeah, I would. I would avoid
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  Speaker 1: I run from all my problems.
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  Speaker 6: You were If you were in a courtroom, how would
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  Speaker 6: you admit that? How would they go? Would they file
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  Speaker 6: against you?
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  Speaker 7: Morgan? Do you think they'd make you pay for the
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  Speaker 7: La Boo Boo?
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  Speaker 5: I think offering to get it professionally cleaned is really
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  Speaker 5: nice of you. I mean, the the labuobo wasn't ruined.
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  Speaker 5: If there's an allergy, cleaning it would would help. I
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  Speaker 5: think that would be the solution over buying a new one.
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  Speaker 5: I think you could be like, hey, I really want
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  Speaker 5: to reconcile this situation. But I would just be like,
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  Speaker 5: that's not in my budget right now to pay however much.
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  Speaker 5: The stupid labooos are like, this is to.
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  Speaker 1: Get you offered to get it clean. That legally, I
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  Speaker 1: bet you. Any judge would be that's fine. It wasn't ruined,
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't a ruined Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I think they'd say, yeah, she offered to get a
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  Speaker 6: clean that's that's what you get.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: And plus, if there was an allergy, you would think
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  Speaker 1: that the parent would say, my kid's allergic.
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  Speaker 7: You know here there? Yeah, we're not right there. Maybe
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  Speaker 7: be aware of your surrounding.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the judge would be like, why you sitting next
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  Speaker 1: to a weirdo that has a cat in a harness?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Mortgan didn't think that was funny.
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  Speaker 1: People don't have a good sense of human No, they're not.
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  Speaker 7: Funny about that.
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  Speaker 4: It's weird. I know he was kind of cute.
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  Speaker 1: I have a friend of mine. He's got a Bengal cat.
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  Speaker 1: You ever heard of those?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You ever heard a Bengal cat? Like huge? Your mom
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  Speaker 1: has one? A Bengal cat? Is it is kind of big?
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  Speaker 5: Like it looks like a snow leopard and has like
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  Speaker 5: bright blue eyes?
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  Speaker 1: Does it? Does it not drink water?
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  Speaker 5: It drinks water?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, his, He says, the breed doesn't drink water, and
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  Speaker 1: he has to feed him wet food because they left
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  Speaker 1: out in the wild. They get their food from fish,
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  Speaker 1: they get their water from fish. So he has to
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  Speaker 1: have this special food for they had to eat because
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't drink water. And so I thought that was
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  Speaker 1: so interesting. And he plays catch with it like a dog.
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  Speaker 5: Hilarious, right you No, Aspen doesn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure, Bangle?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure? I am sure. Haven't you ever seen
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  Speaker 1: a picture of her?
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  Speaker 7: No, I want to see beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: I love cats, and they're bigger than normal all cats.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but she's like a run she's not.
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  Speaker 1: She's not a Bengal.
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  Speaker 7: Then, yes, and.
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  Speaker 3: They have the big ear. It's like the bigger ears.
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  Speaker 1: She drinks water, she's not a Bengal. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Marian, dish your cat drink water.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you guys are so weird.
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  Speaker 7: I know we're weird. You've got a cat on a leash.
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  Speaker 3: I have a little boo boo problem. I just need
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  Speaker 3: help with things.
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  Speaker 5: I say washing, just offer to wash it, and then
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  Speaker 5: if they decline, then you're just like, well, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna have to deal with it on your own
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  Speaker 5: then totally okay.
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  Speaker 1: I have a great day. Thank you for calling to us.
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  Speaker 1: I hope we gave you the right advice Kyle.
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  Speaker 6: Did.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I just.
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  Speaker 1: Can't John Jaye Rich, We've got a text here. I
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  Speaker 1: want to call them. I specifically want to call this
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  Speaker 1: person live on the air because they have a small
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  Speaker 1: complaint about our show. Yeah, yeah, hello, Hello, y Hi, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's John Jay and Rich. Cond about your text? Oh hi, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: what's your name?
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  Speaker 4: Joseph?
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  Speaker 1: Joseph? So could we go over your text real quick? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: certainly you have a small complaint. Yeah, go on.
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  Speaker 4: It was just about when you dial phone numbers on air, like.
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  Speaker 1: You like you just did. Yeah, Well, what's your the
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  Speaker 1: way it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? I mean it's totally fine, But just certain people,
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  Speaker 4: myself included, we can recognize that each number that you
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  Speaker 4: press is set to a different tone, and so we
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  Speaker 4: can actually figure out what numbers you are calling. So
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  Speaker 4: I was just like, maybe you just don't do it live.
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  Speaker 7: On the air.
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  Speaker 4: I try to call those numbers that you guys are calling.
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  Speaker 5: Always wondered about that, always wondered.
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  Speaker 1: About let's just say that you're listening. You you Joseph
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  Speaker 1: you're hearing me call somebody on the air, and you
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  Speaker 1: hear the dial tones you said you have. You're the
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  Speaker 1: kind of person that pays attention to that. So what
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  Speaker 1: are you going to do? Are you going to call
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  Speaker 1: this person up and go kill them? Like? What? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Like like that's what I'm saying, Like what so? So
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  Speaker 1: if you have if I called up a person that
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  Speaker 1: that texted me on the air, why would you call them?
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  Speaker 1: What would you do? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I mean me personally, I wouldn't because I don't really care.
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  Speaker 4: But some people will just use it for like prank
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  Speaker 4: calls or whatever else.
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  Speaker 7: I guess that's true.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a privacy issue.
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  Speaker 7: Possibly, Well maybe we could.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe we can just like eliminate part of that audio
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  Speaker 6: so you can't complete the you know, you don't really
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  Speaker 6: hear the first part of the number.
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  Speaker 1: He says, Please consider never dialing live while it is
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  Speaker 1: a lost art probably these days, that's true.
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  Speaker 7: You're right there now.
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  Speaker 1: How upset would you be if I told you that
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  Speaker 1: I just dialed you live on the air.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not upset at all.
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  Speaker 7: Good, But you get prank calls anyway?
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  Speaker 4: No, No, I've never gotten prank calls, but I have
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  Speaker 4: so many businesses trying to call me all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let me ask you this then. If so,
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  Speaker 1: if I called you on the air, can you figure
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  Speaker 1: out your phone number by what I dialed?
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  Speaker 4: I probably could.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me one number in your phone number?
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  Speaker 4: Number one number two.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, He's right, guys, totally right.
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  Speaker 7: The secrets out.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see, let me call, Let me call. If
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  Speaker 1: I call Kyle right now on the air, can you
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  Speaker 1: make out what her what her number is part of it?
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  Speaker 1: Part of it? Can you make out part of the
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Rich? If I call Rich, can you figure out
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  Speaker 1: his number?
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  Speaker 4: I probably could event changes weekly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, if I called you, could you hear one time?
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  Speaker 1: You'd get it?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not necessarily on the first time.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, say it.
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  Speaker 1: Over of your life like that. Don't get in a
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  Speaker 1: car and drive to the mall. Someone might follow you
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  Speaker 1: and kill you.
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  Speaker 6: I think you might. You might be thinking of regular phones,
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  Speaker 6: but our phones are terrible. They don't even make the
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  Speaker 6: right noes.
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  Speaker 7: Call numbers a different tone, I call.
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  Speaker 1: The wrong number. You answered right anyway? All right, Joseph.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like the newer phones like iPhones and smartphones,
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  Speaker 4: like they don't like have different tones anymore, but those
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  Speaker 4: older style phones with landlines, they definitely.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why whenever you call like whatever and they
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  Speaker 6: ask you to press the number on your phone, you're like,
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I didn't get that because we're on our
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  Speaker 6: iPhones or whatever.
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  Speaker 7: They don't work very well.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be careful that. I'm sorry I called you live
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  Speaker 1: on the air. Okay, all right, take care of man.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 7: IT device