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"This Whole Thing's Goin' Down" -The Pilot Flying Your Plane · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Imagine your boss trying to pull something like this on you. Let me know
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if you've ever been in a situation like this. This guy's names Noel or
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Noel, depending on how he likes to pronounce it, but he's gone viral
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after he shared a text he received from his boss at his job. He
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had a vacation planned, booked it seven months ago, go to his brother's
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wedding. Okay, well, he receives a text from his boss. Hi
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know or Noel, Jenny has resigned. This must be another coworker of this
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it yep, so we need to cancel your leave next week. All hands
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on deck. While we tried to replace Jenny, some say Jenny was irreplaceable.
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Okay, we can push back a few months. I've advised HR.
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It's now changed for you. Appreciate your understanding. Imagine that I can't.
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I mean in a situation where if it was a flexible situation, A wedding
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right, a funeral, I mean, you're not planning the planned funeral,
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probably not an ideal thing. That would raise some red flags if you took
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time off for a funeral seven months from now. If I were the bullies,
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I might have some questions for him, But as far as a wedding,
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I mean, you just got a sorry. Yeah, that's what maybe
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short in your time is Like, Hey, I'm going I'm going to be
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flexible. You're going to have to work with me because if you're gonna have
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to change a flight do and maybe I'm only going for the weekend two days
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instead of a full week, I wouldn't be flexible having the conversation. But
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I'm gonna want a little something something, And I really really like your job.
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I mean honestly, even like going back. Like you know, I've
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had a lot of part time jobs over the years where if I take time
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off because I don't care what it is, I don't care if it's a
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week in the cities to go to the outlet mall, I'm just either not
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going to show up or you just fire me. Like but I'm not showing
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up, you know what I mean. I don't think I've ever been in
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trouble for anything like this or ever had a situation to relate to. He's
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just an unrelatable person. No, I do you want to know what?
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Noel? Did? I do? I Knowel? Yeah, he asked his
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brother to know. He didn't Oh, next bag. He said, listen,
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man, this is something that I've had planned for seven months. It's
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my brother's wedding, not something that can be moved. When the guy responded
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and just said, sorry, mate, I don't know what to tell you.
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We're gonna have to cancel your vacation. So finally Noel came to a
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sentence and said, it ain't gonna happen. I'm not coming back to work.
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In fact, I don't even want to come back to work. I'm
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so shocked by this email. So he's done interesting. Obviously, this is
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going viral since we know about it. I bet he'll get a new gig
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instantly. Yeah, doing whatever it was Noel does, And good luck to
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them trying to replace Jenny. Who's gonna want to work company an in the
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morning, Big ninety eight point seven. Oh yeah, it's time to run
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through some brutal hypothetical situations we've created for one another. You can play along
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your car name of the game, What do you do? You're ready for
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it? I'm ready. You're djaying a wedding this weekend. It happens to
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be at the avalon and all of a sudden you realize, ooh, I
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got to go to the bathroom. But it's no problem because you have plenty
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of time. The bride the rest of her bridle part they're getting down,
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they're having fun. They have requested a few songs, so you just plug
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them on in. You're good, walk into the bathroom, no problem.
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All of a sudden, you go whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
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Much to your surprise, in the men's bathroom, you see the groom
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in a very compromising situation with a lady who is not the bride. Keep
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in mind bride bridal party. They're all just having a gay old time on
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the dance floor. So Pike, h oh wow, that's brutal, and
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you see it. What do you do? Well, I'm not to be
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fair. I am DJing a wedding this Saturday, and I don't think my
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man would do this. No, however, if in this hypothetical situation and
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where to happen, Amanda, I gotta think as the DJ, there's some
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sort of you know, attorney client privileges. I feel like that's not my
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place to Wow, you're just kind of out acting as though that is not
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happening. Yeah, and you don't know, I mean, you don't know.
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You know what, Okay, I know what I see. I don't
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know what the arrangement is. Oh, so you think that the bride on
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the dance floor is just like, oh, yeah, he's just in the
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bathroom with another lady right now, he'll be back out to join me.
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You just don't, Amanda. It's twenty twenty four. She very well might
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have set it up herself. I don't know. And what if then,
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okay, what if they think I'm lying? And now what an awkward situation
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they think I'm just making it up? So you're not going back out onto
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the dance floor and not going like, hey, some breaking news, everybody
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go to the men's bathroom. No, I'm going out getting behind my deck,
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throwing on cod Night Joe or the Cupid Shuffle and party in the night
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away. All right, okay, Amanda, you and your family, your
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husband, your two kids. You're headed on a trip to Disney World.
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Ooh, first time for everyone. Now, as you're boarding the airplane and
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there's the flight attendants standing there welcoming you, yep, and the pilots standing
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there too, nice like that. But as you're kind of scooting past the
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pilot, he looks you dead in the eye and wings as he appears the
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mouth. This whole thing's going down, still, Amanda, what nobody else
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heard it? Does it matter? What do you do? I freak out
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and I grab my kids and my husband and I say, you guys,
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and I'm not just I'm not only taking care of my family. I'm going
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to tell keeping a secret. I'm going is it the TSA? I don't
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know who, but yeah, there's just gonna be a This pilot he done
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going crazy and said he's taking this down and we're not. We're not going
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Sorry, you don't have any proof. He just mouthed it. That's enough
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proof for me. Okay, yeah, no, what do you want me
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to be? Like? Oh? Can I get my pilot wings and then
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just go sit in the back and too bad? I mean, I'm imagining
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Sydney and Break's got their Mickey Mouse ears on already. It's they've just been
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waiting and waiting and now you're turning them around. Okay, guys, I
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sure, am Yeah, we're gonna need another pilot, please. This whole
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thing's going down. Oh my gosh, can you imagine? All right,
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it's Valentine's Week as you know, we've been super busy, so you really
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haven't had a chance to spend a lot of time with your wife. So
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tonight we spent several hours together yesterday. Okay, yeah, this is hypothetical.
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Remember, oh sorry, So tonight is the night you got big plans.
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Take her to a real nice dinner. You guys, get all dressed
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up. You actually head downtown to Blarney Stone, get that great window seat,
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just downtown vibes. Everything is great and you're having some cocktails and you
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notice in Lauren's purse there's like this red envelope and you're thinking, that's it
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looks like a Valentine's Day card. Okay, a blood soaked envelope. You
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you look at it. You just assume like this is for me. You
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guys get through dinner, you have a couple more drinks. You guys are
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having a lovely night. She just never gives you that card, so you'll
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get home. It's killing you because there is a red envelope in or purse
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and it's clearly a Valentine's Day card. So she just sneaks away to the
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room changes and you're like, I'm gonna take a peek because you want to
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know what's on this card? You slip it out of her purse and on
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it Pike. It doesn't say Pike. It just says Dan. So Pike,
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it's a card to Dan, not Pike. What do you do?
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I got to open the card. I think I have every right at that
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point. Now, my sister's name is Danielle and some people call her Dan,
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so I'm like not ruling that out, But I don't know why my
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wife would get my sister a Valentine's Day card? Okay, yeah, I
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gotta do a little investigating. Sorry, Yeah, that's not a fun what
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do you do? Oh? Is it not? It's hilarious hypothetically ruining my
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marriage, pathetically asking you if the curiosity is gonna kill the cattern on her?
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You just like, oh no, what perse And in the world would
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just see that and go, Nah, it's probably fine. That's none of
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my business, you know, Okay? Good? I would rather it be
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a blood so Dent, don't worry. I don't think Dan is around.
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I think you're good, Amanda. I definitely what do you do? Number
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two? So you end up taking the flight anyway? From situation number one?
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Kay? It turns out Everything's fine, got it. The pilot had
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actually whispered enjoy the flight, so thank god. Either make a big deal
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about it. My bad. I take back everything I said. So when
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you land though at Disney World, there's a Genie waiting for you at baggage
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check. Ooh. He looks at you and says, Amanda, I will
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give you fifty thousand dollars cash right now if you, your husband and your
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two kids get back on that plane, go back home and never come back
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here again. So Amanda, and we're in Orlando, Florida. You're right
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there ready to go. Mickey Mouse ears on everyone's heads. What do you
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do? Bye? We get on the plane and we are back here in
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Fargo, North Dakota with fifty grand Really, you kids have been just waiting,
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telling everyone at school they're going to Disney World, They're going to meet
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Mickey Mouse. And then you know what I'm meant to tell him to be
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like no, no, no, kids Disney on ice. Oh you sick?
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Oh god, you are something and Ananda in the morning, I now,
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Amanda stills the seat. We'll see brought to buy Park Company Real Tours.
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All right, Brad Pitt Angelina Joelee finally getting closer to finalizing their divorce.
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You guys, it has been the longest divorce in history, seven years.
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And I guess Brad is just so sad because he's still not on good
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terms with his kids. He regrets some of the things that happened. Of
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course, he never wanted it to get this bad with Angelina Joe. According
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to sources, he is now, by the way, didn't he didn't set
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out to make it this bad. Well, and I think going through a
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divorce, you're like, okay, yeah, that sucks in general, but
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to have it drawn out for seven years, can you imagine, Yeah,
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shouldn't be so rich. Oh, it's much easier. I mean, they
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didn't have that whole vineyard in everything that they had to go through. But
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Brad Pitt and Inus de Ramon they are living together. So he has already
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moved on. I guess they've been together since like November twenty twenty two.
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She has not given up her house yet moved in. Yeah, she decided
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I'm just gonna wait and see how things go. Oh. I don't know
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anything about Inis. Really, what's Inis's deal? I think she's a supermodel.
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Oh really, maybe a model. I don't know if she's just like
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what do you drive line? I don't know. I don't think she's a
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Tyra Branks, Giselle household name. Well Brad Pitt could never that ugly?
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Yeah that one. Yeah. Jennifer Lopez new album This Is Me Now comes
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out today. She's also got her first tour in five years going on to
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support. She, by the way, is doing a documentary on Amazon Prime,
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and she said this is probably it for her. She's not going to
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do any more new music. We'll kind of have to wait and see.
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But she's been doing media rounds and yesterday O to ask her, what if
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you saw somebody flirting with Ben Affleck. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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Okay, however, but I would let them know in a very elegant
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and ladylike way to step all the way off. Jenny from the Block was
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showing I was gonna say her Bronx is coming out, and I also,
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you've seen her in the movie enough I have not. She's showing out.
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Really, Oh that's a good movie. What does she beat people up?
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Well, her husband was abusive and she just like gets ripped and she like
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sets it up so knowing that he's going to come back and come at her,
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and she just puts him through the ringer. Oh, you've never seen
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it. It's a great movie female Rocky kind of. I mean, in
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a way, there's more of a storyline to it. But yeah, h
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whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't discredit the storyline in Rocky. It's a
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beautiful story. There's zero comparison to enough in Rocky if you think it's just
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a boxing movie Rocky four, specifically Battle between Nations. There's so much more
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at stake. Can't calm down him? Uh, fighting for his friend who
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died. I mean that the Cold War. There's so much going on.
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Gosh, I knew you were a Home Alone guy. I didn't know you
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were such a Rocky Balboa Rocky four. Oh, just like you are with
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Home Alone two and Rocky four. You can't like them all? No,
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all right, Usher, reflecting on his relationship with Chili from TLC, this
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all feels very odd, mainly because he just got married on Monday and now
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you're reflecting on you basically the love of your life. Doesn't that feel icky?
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One? Is this like Will Smith's wife Jada Pinka talking about how like
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two Parkers are soul made. Basically. Yeah. He went on to say
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I wanted to marry her. I proposed and she told me no. I
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went through a great deal of pain after that, not trusting women, not
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wanting to open up. He said the situation hurt him, but he did
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also admit I hurt her too, if I'm being honest. I was her
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number one fan and she was my superstar. At the age eighteen or at
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the age of eight, I had her poster on my wall and I said,
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man, that girl's beautiful, and one day I'm going to meet her.
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Their relationship was on again, off again all the way until two thousand
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and four. He said, I was a young man. She had very
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specific rules that didn't work for me. We were missing each other. I
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really did want to have a different type of relationship with her, but when
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we couldn't be together, she didn't realize that I actually loved her and kind
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of like looked down like he was like not into her the whole entire time.
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And he's now saying, like, she has no idea how much I
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loved her. I guess now they're cool and you know, kind of supportive
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of each other. But isn't that wild? He had her poster on the
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wall grown up? Yes, and she asked him to marry her. Uh
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huh really yeah, Well that's all that's new information. How exciting? Who
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was the poster on your wall? A Lamborghini stop it with a real nice,
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scantily clad lady on it? Or just a Lamborghini? We kept it
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pretty clean growing up, Amanda, I bred farav on the wall. You
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did you have any wholesome posters? I did? I had Ryan Philippi and
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Gavin Rossdale shirts on or shirts off, shirts on? Are you kidding me?
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Sorry me, Amanda in the morning on seven. Well it's Friday.
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We've had a lot of conversations this week, Amanda, I don't think any.
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I've been more excited for, though, than the one we're about to
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have about the best sodas. Oh, soda pop, Soda pop. Now,
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this is according to experts. I got the top seven. We'll go
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through in a second. But first, you call it soda or do you
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call it pop? So I call it soda pop truly, just so I
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don't get in trouble because growing up in Minnesota, it was pop. Everybody
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said pop. Growing it was pop and I thought it would be funny to
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start calling it soda, just to be different, you know. Yeah,
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and then eventually I just started actually calling it soda. I call it soda,
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yeah, And honestly, I don't really drink it. Well, that's
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the thing. It's an adult. There's a lot of diet coke people out
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there, you know. Of course, that's how they get their caffeine.
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But I'm not like going out and having a soda pop very much these days.
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But man, they are good. So number seven diet pepsi coming in
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as the seventh best soda according to experts. Real quick, since we're just
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talking about it, if you are somewhere, would you go pepsi or would
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you go coke? Is there anybody in the world answering that question with something
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other than coke? I mean, I see hilarious because my grandparents growing up,
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every time we would go over there in Colorado, they were pepsi people.
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That was the last generation. And I I just remember, like,
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ooh, I'm good. I'm imagine. I'm like, I'll take the sonny
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to like please now you're talking. But number six though, sprite a good
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sharp tastes and sprite, oh yeah, remember back in the the Sprite remix
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when that came out, no, like during the early two thousands. What
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was the remix of it? Well, it was a different flavor. It
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was like clear of course they're all clear, yeah, but it was it
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was like fruity flavor the remix. You don't really I don't remember that at
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all. Something about that in that green bottle, just back in the day.
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There's something just classic about it. Still mind blowing to me that now
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it is starry now that was Sierra Missed, right, Sprite is still a
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thing I could have swore it was Sprite. I can't imagine you would change
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a household brand like Sprite. You go ahead look that up because oh yeah,
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it's a new Sierra a miss You're right, I apologize. I'm sorry.
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Going anywhere interesting? Uh, those taste very good and they're also good
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like if you're it's nighttime and you want to have a soda, but you
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don't want caffeine. Yeah, dot caffine. I was more of a seven
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up. Go to a seven up tasted better when you were sick. I
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was gonna say seven up was reserved only for when you had a tummy ache
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or sore throat. Isn't that weird as if it helped, if anything could
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hurt your sore throat, But you know, it was a treating having it
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anywhere it was. Number five was Mountain dew ew, which I know still
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lifestyle. We all know that Mountain dew guy grown up who carried a bot
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had a twenty ounce bottle in his back pocket of his jeans. And there's
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still people. We've had a couple of interns that'll roll in here with like
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a jug a mountain doing. I'm like, your drinking that? Like what?
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It doesn't seem the healthiest, oh gros. Number four, I think
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this one's the most like universally likes is doctor Pepper. I was gonna say
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that was my go to if I were to ever splurge, I'm going doctor
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Pepper. Oh my gosh, I don't know what it is. What flavor
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is that? You know what I mean? Yeah? That? Or a
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cream soda was kind of always a treat to me. Oh yeah, some
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Shasta cream soda totally. Number three Diet coke kind of surprises me that diet
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coke is all the way down at number three. Well, if you're talking
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the best tasting sodas. Listen, I get drinking diet coke. I used
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to think I would never ever drink it because all you drank was regular,
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so the diet tasted just disgusting. But then eventually it's like, oh,
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zero calories zero anything. Yeah, enough as for tame to kill you eventually,
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But if you're just doing it one off. I like coke zero very
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once in a while. If I ever drink soda, it's because I have
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a migraine and for some reason, coke zero with a couple of titan all
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will like knock my migraine. Well it's just a caffeine. Yeah, I
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think there's a Coke zero. Well that's that's the flavor I go to.
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Okay, number two is pepsi, which what come on? I know right,
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number two is pepsi. We all know what number one is, so
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we'll just get it out of the way. Coca Cola is the best soda
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of all time. It just is really yeah, So I'm surprised what didn't
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make it on there, because back in the day too, just a good
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orange or grape soda, an orange soda like a Fanta. Yes, the
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vending machine back in school, just robbing that thing of fantas. Literally,
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we found a way to get her arms up in there. No way,
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oh man, don't. Oh yeah, a little we'd be we had a
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whole routine down where you'd have people blocking the vending machine and some skinny arm
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guy not me, no way, never would be able to get their arm
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up there and just hit the button and it would drop out of there.
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I know, I know, crazy. I'm sure they've come up with a
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system now. Some of the classics like mound dew, code red growing up.
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Anytime you go to the gasting gas seas can get a cold red and
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a little snack. You know what else didn't make it on there? Cherry
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coke that is that is one where if you have a cherry coke every once
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in a while, and that I'll get to go in our wild cherry PEPSI
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I will say that's pretty good. The pizza Hunt Cranberry seven up. That's
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a new one. Horrible entry into a conversation, but no acceptance. It's
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really good as a mixer if you're looking for a little something. So oh,
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I almost overdosed on mound dew live wire like the orange mound dew.
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See, I don't even remember any of these. The one that I remember
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that made a debut was when Surge came out. Oh Surge, there you
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go, Oh my god, and you would win, you would get remember
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back in the day when you would underneath the cap you could win a buy
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one, get one free or a free sauce. Yeah, And then they
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went to like all co online codes, and that's when I jumped off that
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bandwagon. But there was nothing better and winning a free soda from underneath the
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bringing the bottle cap in. Hey, guys, coming up the rest of
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the morning show, we're gonna just continue to name sodas. Stay tuned trending.
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Now here's what you need to know. Two teenagers remain in custody after
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the questioning of the mass shooting during Wednesday Super BOWLS libration in downtown Kansas City.
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I guess A third teenager has been released. A total of twenty three
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people were wounded in the incident. One person did die. Police now believe
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that the shooting broke out during the I guess some sort of argument between two
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groups of people. So it wasn't anything that was set up or any sort
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of terrorist attack or anything like that. It was more of there was some
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sort of fight that went down. I don't know if it was two gangs
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or whatever, but that is the circumstances. Still so unfortunate though. Yeah.
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A Delta flight headed to Detroit from Amsterdam turned back around when meggots fell
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from the overhead bag onto a passenger. Oh, I don't even know how
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I would react and something like that, That's how I would. Oh my
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gosh, I guess the flight crew co found and improperly packed carry on bag
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containing rotten fish. Like you think that would stink up the whole place,
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you would think, right, especially if it was If it wasn't properly contained,
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that smell is gonna be. But I don't know, maybe it was
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contained. I don't know either way. The plane turned back to the gate,
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and I a passengers were just losing their minds. The one who was
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covered was like trying to like fight them off. Oh, it's just making
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me itchy thinking about it. It's gross. Although, if you did see
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the movie The Lion King, yeah, remember the scene where Timone and Pumba
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are eating bugs and they convinced somebody to eat them too, So there's like
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maggots and stuff like that. But they looked so appetizing. Well yeah,
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but when you're a tiger or lion, no me a human? Oh realiatching
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the film thought, hey, maybe I'd like to try some of that.
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Try a little bit of a maggot. I mean, if you deep pride
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in chocolate or just deep pride in general, a little bit of ranch.
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These boys were raw. They were so crawling, although they were very like,
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you know, colorful and juicy looking. Oh gross. And a man
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who won a million dollar prize with a scratch off ticket that his mom put
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in his Valentine's Day card? How cute is that? I love that moms
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continue to do Valentine's Like my mom of course had passed away, but she
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did Valentine's all the way up until I was old. I mean that's just
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that one holiday kind of that I feel like it is for your kids.
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It is. Yeah, yeah, we were getting now until this year it
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ceased. So you get fountains until you're thirty three. Really, that's from
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my experience. Yeah, mama or your step mom. Yeah, big card
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lady, always a little chocolate, little something. Oh that's super cute.
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Not anymore, it's not not today? Are I must have been a bad
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boy? This year. We've got some flurries going down this morning. Once
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that's out of here, so they'll gonna be sunny hive about seventeen today,
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the coolest this weekends. Maybe a little bird breeze tomorrow. But we're talking
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forty degrees all wee get mom, like get Amanda in the morning from get
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up on Big seven A right, Amanda, this is one for you.
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Okay, you're a mom. There's a mom that's gone viral on TikTok.
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She's a boy mom, like you aren't, well, how lucky are you?
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You get to be a girl mom and a boy mom. I know
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it is special, very very lucky. And so she wants to know in
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her TikTok video that's gone viral, if her bathroom will ever not smell like
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he Oh gosh, that's her question to mother's everywhere, because as of now
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she's got a young boy. Yeah. The aiming situation sometimes, I mean
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I will, I will give Briggs some credit. He really even if he's
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on his tippy toes, whatever he's gotta do. He I mean he does
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sometimes if he like jumps up, he like I told you he does the
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the ac slater he'll like pop up ouse on the Yeah, if he needs
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to. But he's getting tall enough, which kind of breaks my heart.
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So don't don't you have a little stooley, a little a little some friend
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to step on. He doesn't need that really, Like we have a big
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stool that they like to like, especially when they're brushing their teeth and stuff.
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But it's uh because we babysit. The other night, my nephew who's
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three, THEO and he he went to the bathroom and he had a little
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thing to stand on. Yep. Yeah, their bathroom. The boys share
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one, and it's it's ninety percent. It just is. Yeah, I
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do uh our best to kind of clean up around it. I would say
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that when it comes to aiming three year old Briggs and forty three year old
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Nick on the same level, who do you think wins in the naming contest?
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Briggs? Definitely? Yeah, that kid he can. He doesn't leave
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a big of a mess. Sometimes I wonder for my husband purposely, it's
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like do you are yeah, hello, Like do you not see this?
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Why? Like was he at least putting the seat up? Yeah? I
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mean, and to be fairy kind of like wipes it down or whatever.
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But it's like, you, shorty, he's still having to wipe it down.
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You know, you should really just tell him to sit down and do
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it. I used to make fun of people who did that, but isn't
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this becoming more of a thing. We were just talking about this recently where
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more guys are It's like, why would I not? Honestly, it's the
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best, like especially the first thing in the morning. Yeah, you bet
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having a seat, you know, and not to mention like this guy I
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grew up with, he would sit down and do it, you know,
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but he grew up with a bunch of women, and so it made sense.
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I'm like, oh, you probably they probably because you know that seat's
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gonna permanently be down after being told a thousand times to put this seat,
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You're like, I'm just gonna sit down, like all y'all. And then
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there was a mom that's my like, to me, it's so like any
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speck of it, I see, it's the gross thing in the world.
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I don't even want to go in there. But as a mom, do
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you just get used to it and you just it's whatever. The things that
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we get used to is mind blowing, you know. Me, I'm like
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a crazy person like O. C. D all these things and you're just
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like, that's all right. You know what did you ask me the other
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day? Hey, what time do we have that meeting? No, you
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were babysitting and you said something about it wasn't not what was it? You're
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like, do you get used to that it was p was it? It
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was pee? Because yeah, I was babysitting and there was a little accident,
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little pee in the pants that I brought an extra pair for myself.
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But and it was just like, I'm just still kind of iky iky because
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it's not your kid. There is something to be said about that. Even
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like niece's nephews, you're like, okay, but when it's your kid,
25:40
it's just you're just in the zone. It's like it's a part of you.
25:44
You clean it, you do all the things. And I mean,
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it's the vomit with the cottage cheese or milk that gets me other than that.
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And it feels like whenever that they whenever my kids are sick, it
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seems like they always said cottage cheese, like it a minute in the morning,
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Big Naty eight point seven. You know, we have a lot of
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stories about brides on their wedding day or grooms discovering that the person they were
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about to marry is in fact cheating them. Yeah, not the person,
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say, the person you have thought you signed up with. But that's not
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the case here. Because these wedding makeup artists, they do a podcast I
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was listening to. They're talking about some some of the craziest stories they've seen
26:23
at wedding days. Because you know, the makeup artists, they're kind of
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just around soaking it all in. Yeah, and they're they're early, and
26:29
yeah, they're getting kind of that hot goss. They had to use the
26:32
restroom at this one particular wedding, and when they walked into the restroom,
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what they found was traumatizing the groom and his own mother. What hang hang
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on, no, no, not what you think. It's worse. Mom
26:49
was feeding the groom. The groom not she didn't have a little thing of
26:56
apple saw spoon feeding him, his breastfeeding him this adult groom. Just to
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clarify this is there's no way, no possible way, that's real. That
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was my reaction, Amanda, But they insist this actually happened. And when
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the bride found out, you think they called the wedding. Would you call
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the wedding off? Put yourself in that situation? I know it's not ideal.
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Yeah, I guess I think I would be in such shock. I
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don't I don't know how I would react. It's a lot to be taken.
27:27
It is a lot to take in. But you still you'd have to
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have a nice conversation, and I don't know what that would look like.
27:34
Well, what would the defense be. I mean, I know, it's
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my last time with my mom. I mean, now she is, well,
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it is presumed here in the story that it's it's been going on,
27:45
because the other question would be this mom, at whatever age she is,
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how is she producing the food? Well, yeah, because you'd have to
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continue continuously do it. Yeah, So that's the thinking that that's been going
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on. Oh. I I know the nutrients are good and all that,
28:00
but so does God. I have so many questions. I want to talk
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to this bride. Did they live with mom or do you think that like
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he's making Daddy's going to go to mom's for breakfast lunching, I mean in
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the morning. Big Nutty eight point seven, These family four packs of Disney
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on Ice tickets for the next one couple weeks, so we are listening every
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morning for your chance to win. Right now, we're looking for caller nine.
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Good morning, Hello, Hey, who's this? This is Sean.
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Hey Sean, good news for you, Bud your caller nine. Yes,
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Sean, I'm guessing you got a couple of kiddo's or are you just a
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big Disney fan? Oh? I got a couple of kids? All fun?
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Well, Sean, let's give you a chance to win. Then four
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today, my man finish the lyric to a popular Disney song. Are you
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would you consider yourself a Disney fan growing up and everything? Oh? Yeah,
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okay, I mean who isn't? I mean you can't really avoid Disney
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exactly. All right, So we're gonna play a popular Disney song, one
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of my favorites of all time. And when the lyrics stop, When the
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singing stopped, Sean, that's when you need to take over. Sing the
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next line and I will get you a little hint. We prefer gusto over
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accuracy. So as long as you give it your best, you got a
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good chance to win these tickets. Okay, all right, all right,
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here we go and can It's enough to keep, It's enough for the kings
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and vagaball okay, gosh the things we do forget. Aman and I talked
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about it because there's two different lines depending on what part of the song you're
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in. Well, here's what we had, but we will accept kings and
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vagabonds shown all right. Oh my gosh, how old are your kiddos?
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Eleven and four? Oh, they are gonna love this. You guys have
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so much fun. Okay,