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What Did You Find While Snooping? · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Hello gorgeous, welcome back to Untraditionally Lala, the bonus episode.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: I wrote on my Instagram page, what's something you found
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  Speaker 2: out about your partner by snooping?
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  Speaker 1: So I liked this one.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to keep it all under wraps because maybe
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  Speaker 2: you found something, but you decided to stay with the person.
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  Speaker 1: Totally fine. No judgment here.
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  Speaker 3: Totally fine.
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  Speaker 4: Easton, have you ever found something by snooping? No.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: No, I've only done it.
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  Speaker 2: Not because you haven't snooped or just because there was
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  Speaker 2: nothing to find because you date normal people?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that. I've only had, like, think, I've only had
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  Speaker 3: two girlfriends previous to talking to Dubai.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: But.
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  Speaker 3: My first one was at like 2021, so I didn't
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  Speaker 3: really care to go through a phone.
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  Speaker 5: And it was in Utah, wasn't it? Yeah. Everybody knows
• 0:59
  Speaker 5: everybody in Utah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like, I wouldn't get it through a phone.
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: I'd get it from... I mean, I think everyone knows it.
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  Speaker 3: And then my ex, we, yeah, nothing there. Just separated
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  Speaker 3: because of distance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing. Okay, good.
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  Speaker 5: I love that.
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  Speaker 4: Mom, did you ever find anything about an ex?
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  Speaker 5: I certainly did. I played detective on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: No, for your ex. With my ex? With your exes
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  Speaker 3: or dad or something. Not with other people. With your ex.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: No, not with my husband.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I was like, damn, dad was on Instagram?
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  Speaker 3: That's weird.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you find?
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  Speaker 3: No, with your ex.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't dad have a flip phone?
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  Speaker 3: No, he got an iPhone at the very end.
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  Speaker 1: He had an iPhone?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to help him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the first cell phone ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was like a dollar a second.
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  Speaker 5: No, and can I tell you, he thought that it
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  Speaker 5: was a dollar a minute. So if he only, no,
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  Speaker 5: what was it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a dollar a minute. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And he thought, well, if I only talk 15 seconds,
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  Speaker 5: then it's just 15 cents.
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  Speaker 3: But now it rounds it up.
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  Speaker 5: But it rounded to a minute.
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  Speaker 3: If you talk for a second, you're paying for one minute.
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  Speaker 5: His first bill was over $ 1, 000.
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  Speaker 1: I would die.
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  Speaker 5: He did die.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: And then he just kept it as an art.
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  Speaker 5: Piece after that.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, looks cool.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: That thing was wild. Do you remember the antenna? It
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: was like this long.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Do you still have that phone? Oh, I think we
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  Speaker 5: gave it away. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure it's not in storage?
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  Speaker 1: Who'd you give it to?
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  Speaker 5: Goodwill. Goodwill. Goodwill.
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  Speaker 3: Lauren, everything went to Savers. You name it, they went
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  Speaker 3: to Savers.
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  Speaker 5: They loved us at Savers.
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  Speaker 3: They knew me by name. We were on a first-name basis.
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  Speaker 3: She's back.
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  Speaker 5: Her coats.
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  Speaker 1: You name it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that silver fox coat that was gorgeous, but like goodbye. Bro,
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  Speaker 2: whoever walked into that Savers on 33rd made a killing.
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  Speaker 3: How much do you.
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  Speaker 1: Think they sold those coats for?
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  Speaker 3: Probably 10 bucks. yeah ten dollars yeah savers isn't like
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  Speaker 3: we got something special here's our thousand dollar section no
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  Speaker 3: it's like this is 30 bucks wow.
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  Speaker 2: Damn those coats were legit we gave away everything.
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  Speaker 3: I have a feeling the coats may not have hit that.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking yeah they probably took i bet if good stuff
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  Speaker 2: comes in people just.
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  Speaker 3: Well i asked them i was like because they were
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  Speaker 3: like oh i love that i was like do you
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  Speaker 3: just take it and she was like unfortunately we have
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  Speaker 3: to have it on the floor for 24 hours So
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  Speaker 3: I was like, where's your car?
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we have to have.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I told her that. I said, where's your car?
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  Speaker 3: She was like, it's right over there. I go, just
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  Speaker 3: pop the trunk. So she did. And I went over
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  Speaker 3: and put my shit on it.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody can tell me now.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody can tell you now. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what, yeah. I didn't do that with the minx,
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  Speaker 3: but I did it with a couple like tables. They
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  Speaker 3: like to lamp. They like the whole bunch of shit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was just, yeah. Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: I found a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot by snooping with exes.
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  Speaker 4: Mom, I'm so glad that you've never found anything from
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  Speaker 4: snooping in U2.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What would that be like?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: This person said that they found.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's what happens when you date decent people.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Good people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You don't find things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Back in the day with my ex, she would
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  Speaker 3: just grab my phone. I was like, grab it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: She would search things. She could do whatever she wanted.
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  Speaker 3: Her phone would be there. She'd be like, will you
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  Speaker 3: look this up? Yeah, or phones. Like, I'd just be driving.
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  Speaker 3: Look it up. Here's my phone. You can do whatever
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  Speaker 3: you want. You're not finding anything.
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  Speaker 5: Decent people. You don't have to worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're absolutely correct. I'm going to find that decent person.
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  Speaker 3: You sure are.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: You damn right.
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  Speaker 2: Might be when I'm a little bit older, but that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: This person said they, by snooping, they found a credit
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  Speaker 2: score of 450. Are we in or are we out
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  Speaker 2: with a credit.
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  Speaker 1: Score of 450?
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  Speaker 5: I think I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm out.
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  Speaker 5: 450?
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of a 450.
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  Speaker 5: I think you have 650 is even not good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she found a credit score of 450.
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  Speaker 3: How do you get a 450?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not making a payment for a whole year on it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's got to be longer than that.
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  Speaker 3: You just have a credit card just sitting there and
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  Speaker 3: just building.
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  Speaker 2: What's the lowest credit score someone can have? Wow.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 5: 300.
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  Speaker 1: Is the lowest?
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  Speaker 5: So he's not bottom of the barrel. He's just floating
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  Speaker 5: on the top.
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  Speaker 3: No, he's floating in the middle of the ocean underwater.
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  Speaker 1: And the highest is 850.
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  Speaker 3: That's Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa's credit score is baller.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think it comes with age a little bit too, right?
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  Speaker 3: What would you rather have?
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  Speaker 2: Someone with a 450 credit score or no credit score
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  Speaker 2: at all?
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  Speaker 1: I think I'd rather have no credit score.
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  Speaker 5: No credit score.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's something you can build... Yeah. I don't have one. Perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get you a credit card and get you started.
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  Speaker 5: 450 is like, that's your track record and not doing
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  Speaker 5: very well.
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  Speaker 1: Like Bob always said, your dad.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? To everybody with shitty credit, I see you.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking hard. Do you have shitty credit?
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  Speaker 3: No, my credit's not, it's not great, but it's not
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  Speaker 3: in the sixes. It's over 730, 750 in that range
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  Speaker 3: last time I checked.
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  Speaker 1: Is that good?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what mine is.
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  Speaker 3: I just have little things that I have to pay down.
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  Speaker 3: And then it'll go up more. You and me both. See,
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  Speaker 3: but that's where life sucks. And you never know. Who
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  Speaker 3: knows if this man with a 430 had three kids.
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  Speaker 3: He got laid off. He had to live off credit.
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  Speaker 3: And now he's, you know, you never know. I don't
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  Speaker 3: like to judge people. That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I regret everything I just said.
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  Speaker 4: That's an excellent point.
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  Speaker 1: You never know.
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  Speaker 3: And some people have to dive into the credit to
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  Speaker 3: get your baby wipes, diapers. Who knows what you're living in?
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: This one's so good. Spending $ 800.
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  Speaker 2: A month on OnlyFans and in the same breath asking
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  Speaker 2: for gas money. I don't want no scrub.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: OnlyFans.
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  Speaker 5: Get no money from me either.
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  Speaker 1: No nothing. Get out of here.
• 6:54
  Speaker 3: No guap from me.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of here, you horn dog weirdo.
• 6:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, OnlyFans, why are you paying?
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  Speaker 1: What a loser. This is what's out there. People say,
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: why don't you date?
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  Speaker 3: This is what is out there. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 3: I just can't pay for OnlyFans when Pornhub is free.
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  Speaker 3: Free porn. Free porn.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a lot of shit out there.
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: There is so much free porn.
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: So much free porn.
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  Speaker 3: There's more free porn than there is free movies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, 100%.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: Because anyone can make it. You like a girl who's
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: masked up? Wears a face mask? You could find a
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: girl in a pushaisti. You.
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  Speaker 3: There's a search bar. You can search whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you want. And it's free.
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  Speaker 3: Free 99.
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: And like you don't care about the story? The 23
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: minute story?
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: Fast forward.
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  Speaker 5: Guess what?
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: Fast forward.
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  Speaker 2: Or.
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: Didn't like the video at all?
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: There's a cut down version that's like five minutes long.
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  Speaker 3: Choose your favorite part. And even Pornhub, when you're fast
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: forwarding it, it has the top spots where most people
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  Speaker 3: are watching. Totally. Thank you, Pornhub.
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  Speaker 1: Is this our red flag?
• 8:04
  Speaker 3: This might be. Well, I don't know. I just couldn't
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  Speaker 3: be paying $ 800. Listen to this, girl mom.
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  Speaker 1: This is what's out there.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: He was having an affair with our employee and bought
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: her tooth implants. Ew.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a little Vicky Gunvalson.
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: She got Brooke's new teeth.
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  Speaker 5: That's disgusting. Tooth implants.
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: Who do I need to find to get me a
• 8:29
  Speaker 3: new teeth?
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  Speaker 1: That's like where they screw the teeth into the gum,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it? That's repulsive.
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: Isn't it like, what is it when they do that?
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  Speaker 1: That's like worse than veneers, right?
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: Implants.
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: Implants.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, Easton, they literally.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: Put pegs inside of the gum and screw the tooth in.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: An implant.
• 8:48
  Speaker 3: Don't they like cut the tooth into like a shark?
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: No, that's a veneer. That's a veneer where you still
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: have the tooth, but it like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, just keep my teeth.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's horrendous. Sex addiction.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: Even searching on Craigslist for hookups. Oh, when you're searching
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: on Craigslist, you know. Your friend just had like a
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: really weird situation on Craigslist where he went to an apartment.
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  Speaker 2: They told him how to get in and it was
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: like super inexpensive and like a gorgeous unit. And then
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  Speaker 2: asked him for all of his stuff for the process.
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  Speaker 1: Information.
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  Speaker 5: Personal information.
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  Speaker 1: And he just felt like something was off.
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  Speaker 2: So he looked up the location and the actual listing
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  Speaker 2: agent or whoever.
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  Speaker 3: And they were like, did.
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  Speaker 1: You do it on Craigslist?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's a scam.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: Saw videos of my partner fucking his employee at his restaurant.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. On the cook's table?
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  Speaker 1: They for sure broke up.
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  Speaker 5: Right? Oh, we would hope.
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  Speaker 3: We would hope.
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  Speaker 2: He was getting head in the bathroom at the club
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  Speaker 2: he DJs at.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: But usually DJs are such good guys.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Saw that one coming, buddy. You're dating a DJ?
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  Speaker 5: Run. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What other?
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  Speaker 3: Name a DJ that's married right now with kids in
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: a great relationship.
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  Speaker 5: Let's think.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to be thinking for days. Look at Diplo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is he out in the streets?
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, what, 50?
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, does he have a girlfriend or a wife?
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  Speaker 3: No, I think he's just out just being a menace.
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  Speaker 2: Are we sure?
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  Speaker 3: Just being a DJ.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: Are we sure?
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  Speaker 3: I could be talking just out of my ass, but
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: I like to believe it's true.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, this one's good.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: He was fucking his pickleball partner. No wonder he had
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: tournaments every weekend. This kind of reminds me of Weeds
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: where one of the guys is cheating on his wife
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: with a tennis instructor and she like puts the end
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: of the tennis racket into his.
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  Speaker 1: Butt and stuff.
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Weeds?
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  Speaker 5: Years ago.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, it's so good.
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't remember that part.
• 11:11
  Speaker 5: Paradise Palm or Palm. They were having.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: Paul Morrell?
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was having an affair with her.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: Affair with a tennis pro.
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  Speaker 3: Grand Theft Auto.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at Gisele Bundchen.
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: Not a tennis pro, but her jujitsu coach.
• 11:27
  Speaker 5: Well, there you go. All the sports.
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  Speaker 2: All the sports. So now I've put something onto my list.
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  Speaker 2: He cannot have.
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  Speaker 1: He.
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  Speaker 3: Cannot be athletic.
• 11:35
  Speaker 5: He cannot be athletic.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Let's see, golfs.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: Golfs. Oh, no.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: Golfers are the worst.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know much about the golfers.
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  Speaker 2: Men who have golf as a hobby, I'm.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: Good on you. Well, Tiger Woods.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: You're going to become upset.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: Well, Tiger Woods. He had a wife and he was
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: playing 18 holes, if you know what I'm saying.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: He is a real lunatic. But mom, come on.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Think about all the golfers we know who are not professional,
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: but they love golf.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: He goosed you.
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Who?
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: The guy who goosed you.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: The guy that I fell in love with?
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. X to the golfers.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: It is a....
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: It's exactly right.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: My ex had a used strap-on under his sink.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know. So many thoughts going through my mind.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: Just get out.
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: His ex.
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I'm sure it's the ex now.
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  Speaker 3: Partner at the time.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Look at my face. Nothing to say. We can move on.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Found out my ex-boyfriend had an online boyfriend. He met
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: on a gambling site.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: You guys are all of these my ex. Feels oddly familiar. Right?
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  Speaker 3: We've all dated him.
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  Speaker 5: Sounds like it.
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  Speaker 1: He's making the rounds. Oh, my gosh.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: He was trying to get happy ending massages on Craigslist.
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: There's that Craig again.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: There's that Craig again.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: No good can come from Craig.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: Stop going for Craig.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: He was planning on meeting the girl he lost his
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: virginity to to practice having sex.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Babe, I just wanted to be better for you. I
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: just needed to practice. That's actually fucking genius. I didn't
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: want to come in and disappoint you, so I was practicing.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: If they came in and they weren't very good and
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: then I found out that they were sleeping with someone
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: else and he said I wanted to practice, I'd be like, all.
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  Speaker 5: Right, I'll let it go.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: But if you liked the guy, wouldn't you be like,
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: why didn't you practice on me?
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: It's a joke.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it is with you.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: I'm so territorial. Are you joking? Are you joking?
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I either don't give one damn and I'm like, I
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: don't care. Or I'm like, that's how I know if
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I like somebody, you know, look at my mom. She's
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: looking at her microphone. Like don't comment.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: Don't comment.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Don't comment. When Lisa doesn't make a word, you know,
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: she doesn't want to get involved. You know she's silently judging.
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: When you're talking, I go into scenarios and into.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, like that one time this happened.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, she does turn into a psycho. The judgmental scenario
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: she's going through.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: She goes into judgment.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: He loved to watch anal porn.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: And we never did that.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Anal?
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: He wanted to watch it?
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to play anal's advocate here.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Can we move on?
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: I don't hook up with women, but you'll definitely see, like,
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: girl-on-girl porn.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: Lisa.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: You and me both, Lisa. I don't even know what
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: was said right there.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: You don't need to. Moving on.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: We can move on.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: We can move on.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Sorry. A lot of porn in this episode.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: He spent one year out of our three together sleeping
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: with my sister.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I found a text, then dug.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: That is no longer your sister.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Fuck that bitch. Fuck that bitch. You can pick your friends,
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: but you can't pick your family?
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Bullshit.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: She's gone. You are no longer. You need a kidney?
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: You better find another sister, bitch. Because this one is gone.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: That is horrendous. That is so low.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I want to know this poor sister. Send us a picture.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: I want to know if she still talks to her sister.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I want to know that, too.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: I'm going to see who sent this one and I'm
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: going to reach out to her because.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: That is low.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's a piece of shit, but she's like
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: scum of beer. It takes two to tango.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: And she certainly could have said no.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: She could have gone to her sister and said, your
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: boyfriend's trying to fuck me.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Instead, she fucked the boyfriend.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: For years.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: She was partaking.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: She was partaking in the meat sword.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: She was partaking, participating.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Found out my husband of 35 years was gay by
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: going through his phone.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Aww. I feel more sad for him than anything.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's rough for her as well because that's
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: like a mourning period. But also because we've had people
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: from back in Utah that we've run into on multiple occasions. Yes.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Where they're like, wow.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: The kids are grown and gone. They wait until the
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: kids are grown.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Steve left me.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: He's gay.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: He decided he was gay.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: He decided he was Mormon.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: You don't decide you're gay. You're gay.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: No, that's how they.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: These are mostly Mormons.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: He decided that he was going to try the gay
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: thing out. It's like, no, I think he was trying
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: to be straight for you. But this is really who
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: he is.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Go be happy. Go be happy.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Go be happy.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Go be who you are.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Because you've been miserable.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: I think women, though, when that happens to them, they
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: feel less than white.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. You think, like, is he gay now because
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: of me and my woman? Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: No. Of course.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: You always take it personal. I think they're mad at themselves.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I think if I were to meet someone and we
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: had like a love story and then I found out
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: he was gay or he came to me saying he
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: was gay, I would like really want to give him
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: a big hug and be like, I.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Have a feeling if you were to marry a guy
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: and he turned out gay, you guys would now be
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: best friends. Yes, you're right.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: And by the way, if I'm with a guy for
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: a long time and then he tells me he's gay, I.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Turned him gay. Like, I really wreaked havoc.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: He's like, you know what? I'm going to try the
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: other palm. Like, this bitch.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Is fucking crazy.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I'm going to walk over this way.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: What'd you say, mama?
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I found an entire journal book of love letters to
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: his brother's ex.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: What a journal of love letters.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: From his brother.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Brother's ex so it would yeah like it would be
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: like me being in a relationship and my person having
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: a brother so.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Like his sister-in-law oh and they were that would be like.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Me writing love letters to my brother's wife i was.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Trying to figure out how i could make this work
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: did they respond.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Who did he send the letters or was it a
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: journal like that? He was just keeping to himself of like, Oh.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: It was a journal. It's intimate.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's just a little fantasies.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Stay away from his journal. That's filling his cup. Oh,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: he's not acting.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: He's not acting.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I would like to deep dive into this further. Like
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: were they love letters written that he never sent?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: But still, I can't have you.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: A little weird. A little weird.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: So if I was in a journal and he was
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: writing about Cheryl, I'd be like, this is fucking weird.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: If people were coming up and they're like, so why
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: are you looking at Cheryl all weird? I don't know.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Just my love letters. Weird.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: His mom casually wraps her legs around him when they hug.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: And I found many videos of it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: That's weird.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Her mom? His mom.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: His mom.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Wraps her legs around him.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: It would be like Easton hugging you.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: And you jumping into my arms and wrapping your legs.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: The only way, and I will go back to the
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Mormon religion. The only way it's fine or just like.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: It's not fine. It isn't fine.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: If your son comes home from war or two years,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: you can run and jump into his arms.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Not even then. No legs wrapping around the body.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Not a mom and child.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Mom and children only hear about what porn their children
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: are watching.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: But not that.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: No, really, though.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Like, if I came home from a mission of two
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: years and saw my mom, I'd be like, get the
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: fuck over here. Hug me. I haven't seen you in
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: two years. And you're jumping your arms around my legs.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: One time, I'm saying the one time, I would say
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: that's fine because I haven't seen you. But when there's
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: many of the answers, then it's weird. And he wasn't returning.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: From war or a Mormon mission.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, so.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: The last one. I slept with. That's the last one. Oh,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: you guys. Thank you for listening to another unhinged episode.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Bonus episode of untraditionally Lala motherfucker.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: This one was a wild one.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: That one was not surprising, though.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not surprised at all.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I will catch you guys on Wednesday for a regular
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: old episode. I will catch you on Tuesday for Sex Unlocked.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I will catch you Thursday for Untraditionally Lala.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: And again on Monday.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I love you guys.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Have the best week.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Bye.