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Dentist office jams! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're in a bit of a transition-y state right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's uh it's not gonna be eighty anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not even gonna be in the upper seventies anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna get sixty today and on and off showers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tomorrow's an all-day soak out.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly the transition.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then Saturday for trunk or treat.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be chilly.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: We're New Yorkers and we can do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: We can get through it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Make sure you bundle up.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's 11 to 1 inwise.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh by the way, it looks as though we may be dry at least for that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I at least if we're gonna be chilly and we're gonna be standing outside for a couple hours to make it dry.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh because they say a chance of showers before 8 a.m., then partly sunny.
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  SPEAKER_00: The problem is it's just gonna feel like 45 degrees.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna be like, God damn.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll we'll push you guys through as quickly as possible, but give you the most candy and give you the best trunks too.
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  SPEAKER_01: We've got some really cute ones.
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  SPEAKER_01: We've got our dolly trunk, our Christmas trunk, uh, our animatronics scary trunk.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, we've got them all.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's that's Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just make sure you bundle the kids up and bring a bag with you so that way they can get all the candy.
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  SPEAKER_00: And and maybe not get them in line at 9 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_00: on this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, if it was a day where it was gonna be 60s, yeah, I could see because everybody shows up early.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody realizes, oh, 11 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_00: is start.
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  SPEAKER_00: That means we gotta be there at 8.16.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't, you don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can be in line at even 10.50.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you will, and it moves quick.
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  SPEAKER_01: It does, it does.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's no especially a day like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: You there's no need for you guys to show up early.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just show up on time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get there and get there often.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get there often.
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody talked about this that they're not usually with us this early on.
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  SPEAKER_01: So maybe you didn't know, and even uh this came up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I miss so much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, Scott has had a bad toothache for days.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: Five days now?
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  SPEAKER_00: It went from to describe that to folks because this is the first day that I'm actually feeling my now, I'm still medicating myself because I'm I'm over pained.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know what if you're over something, you know when you're over it?
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  SPEAKER_00: I am over feeling the pain on this.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it went from my my right ear all the way down to the tip of my jaw.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's the kicker.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank God we know our dentist.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure she would have done this for anyone, but I like to look at it as though she did a special favor because she's a god is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh and Scott likes to feel special.
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody's got to make him feel special.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's not gonna get it from me or Tiffany.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know how most places, if you call a doctor, they're like, Yeah, I can get you in a week from Tuesday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, my arm's hanging on by a thread.
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  SPEAKER_00: You want me a week from Tuesday?
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  SPEAKER_00: Go to urgent care.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait for 10 hours.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so they can tell you to go to the other place.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, Dr.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mention gets me in this past Tuesday.
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  SPEAKER_00: To our all of our amazement.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not a cavity, it's not an infection.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: She goes, just your gums are backed by your wisdom tooth, are just they're like throbbing.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was like a cartoon, like we deduced it.
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  SPEAKER_00: There must have been food or something that got in there, agitated it, and just here here comes everything, right?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So thank God got me on scripts and all that.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I'm gonna tell you something.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had an observation when I was there.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's that?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's been a minute since I've been to the dentist, although ironically, I'm going back for my cleaning with the kids in about a week.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go early, go off in it.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is uh man, the vibe in the dentist's office has changed when you walk.
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  SPEAKER_00: It used to be that kind of music where you were like, I think I know this song.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, elevator music.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what, I don't know what the instruments they're playing it on or how they create like it was to be like elevator music.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you a little piece of elevator music.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm hoping that um I don't get an ad for this, but I'm sure you will, but that's alright.
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  SPEAKER_00: We could skip around for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know what I mean?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like most of the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get an ad for elevator music.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow! How bad is that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Right?
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  SPEAKER_00: People are really roaring for it.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you know what I mean?
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  SPEAKER_00: There used to be this old vibe to the to any doctor's office when you'd walk in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do too, actually.
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  SPEAKER_01: Put your tips in the snifter.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: And next- Are you ready for your root, Canal?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: Pina Colada, 7 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's how we dull the pave.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And now I walk in, and all of a sudden, they're playing stuff like this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what is happening in the dentist's office?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's there's an artist that I hear every time I'm at the dentist.
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  SPEAKER_01: You've got one without fail.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes! Yes! Maroon 5 is your dentist's office.
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  SPEAKER_01: Grocery stores and dentist's office, maroon five.
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  SPEAKER_01: So her playlist doesn't go as hard as Britney Spears.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it's this.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I know all the worst.
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  SPEAKER_01: So here I am.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you know the first time I went to the dentist, I remember the song that played?
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  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that weird?
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  SPEAKER_01: That it was that one?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the song the first time I went to the dentist.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, first in your life or first with our doctor?
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  SPEAKER_01: In my my first memory of my dentist when I was a kid.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: This was the song.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you know the song?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, I'm gonna fast forward.
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  SPEAKER_01: A lovely day.
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  SPEAKER_00: When I wake up in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: This sunlight.
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  SPEAKER_00: When did the doctor's office become modern yacht rock?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Something great song.
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  SPEAKER_01: Isn't it?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I get it because it is very calming.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: And the world are.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I just thought of another artist that you always hear at the dentist.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me pull it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because Tiffany loves this artist.
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  SPEAKER_01: We just talked about them this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Love the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Love the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Alright, here's the artist that always comes up at the dentist.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the way, this album is 30 years old.
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  SPEAKER_01: As much as I love our dentist and love getting my teeth cleaned, I hate that noise.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then let's let's.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh wait, hold on, let's get to the chorus here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here comes the drill.
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  SPEAKER_00: Meanwhile, meanwhile, in exam room two.
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  SPEAKER_00: Got gum skin on a gum.
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  SPEAKER_00: No! Here it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go check out exam room two.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be back in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: She must be so gentle-handed, though, you never hear anyone, scream, or complain when you're there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is shocking.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the way, just wanted to give you this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember the remake of Lovely Day?
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  unknown: So Dr.
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  unknown: Good.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, we played at the dentist.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you guys also jump in on the dentist playlist, please?
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  SPEAKER_00: Today's playlist!
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not what it used to be! Oh, oh, also this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dying has got drill noises.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I hate it! I hate every second of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scratch the gums.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a horrible sound.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a good idea.