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Episode #3973 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive October 2004 · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hi, it's Phil Hendry here for another one of our
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Speaker 1: Radio Archive Hours for you. This is from the year
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Speaker 1: of 2004 and Bobby Dooley. Bobby in the middle of
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Speaker 1: the presidential election of 2004, and she is forbidding residents
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Speaker 1: from voting, ostensibly on the grounds that she needs help
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Speaker 1: with a menu, and if they don't help, she'll assess penalties. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Bobby and Steve Dooley trying to control the politics of
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Speaker 1: Western estates here.
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Speaker 2: That's probably going to be on Tuesday.
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Speaker 3: That's your final planning meeting for your fall tackler.
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Speaker 2: Yes, and the final meeting, not only the final meeting, Phil,
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Speaker 2: but we're also going to have that evening, we're going
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Speaker 2: to be planning our fashion show and luncheon that highlights
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Speaker 2: what women in our community will be wearing this fall.
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Speaker 2: It raises money for projects here in western states.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 2: And a couple of the girls said to me last night,
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Speaker 2: actually mentioned it in e-mails, that they're going to be
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Speaker 2: voting on Tuesday, and they want to watch the election
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Speaker 2: of the presidents that they're going to have. And, of course,
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Speaker 2: that took me a little bit by surprise, because the
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Speaker 2: women gave a commitment to be here on Tuesday, and
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Speaker 2: now they're going back on it. And we've been planning
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Speaker 2: the fall tackles in September. We also, I want to mention,
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Speaker 2: we have a lot of interest from Gazebo Journal, Cocktail Magazine.
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Speaker 2: They're going to have photographers here. And these gals are
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Speaker 2: part of it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of like when they said Bush lied, too.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Steve?
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Speaker 3: Is that your husband?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well, Steve's point is that why would they lie about
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Speaker 2: being here for the meeting and then.
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Speaker 3: Go and vote?
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Speaker 2: Isn't that what President Bush did in Iraq?
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Speaker 3: It's a very important election. A lot of people are
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Speaker 3: going to be taking time off.
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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I was talking to my husband about that,
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Speaker 2: and he made a very good point. He said all
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Speaker 2: elections are important. That's what everyone's always saying. They're all important.
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Speaker 2: And I made the point, too. It's Terry and Nicole.
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Speaker 2: Terry Fitch and Nicole Wasserman are the two gals. I said,
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Speaker 2: it isn't going to be the end of the world
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Speaker 2: if you don't vote in this election. And they said
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Speaker 2: they were intent. And I told them that they had promised.
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Speaker 2: And they said they didn't know the date at the
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Speaker 2: time that they promised. And I said to them that
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Speaker 2: that was typical of, you know, their party saying one
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Speaker 2: thing and doing something else. And that's when I called
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Speaker 2: Steve and I said, I don't know what to do.
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Speaker 3: Well, you've got a problem.
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Speaker 6: You need to replace whatever help these women are going
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Speaker 6: to give you with somebody else because they want to vote.
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Speaker 5: Well, no.
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Speaker 2: Both women are working on our menu preparation and are
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Speaker 2: helping with the models. And Tuesday, the day of the
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Speaker 2: President of the United States election, is our rehearsal. So
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Speaker 2: they're impossible to replace. And I guess that's why, you know,
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Speaker 2: Steve's my husband. He just knew what to say.
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Speaker 4: Well, I told her that she's going to have to
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Speaker 4: tell them they can't go out and vote.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what to do. I know it's
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Speaker 2: a drastic step, Phil.
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Speaker 3: You can't tell people that they can't vote.
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Speaker 2: You can't tell people that they can't vote, but they
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Speaker 2: made a commitment that they're going to be there all
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Speaker 2: day to help with the fashion show. And I want
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Speaker 2: to tell you something else. It's enough to express your opinion.
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Speaker 4: It really is.
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Speaker 2: Really, it's just... Isn't it enough? I think in a
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Speaker 2: way that's voting.
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Speaker 4: Just to express your opinion.
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Speaker 2: So I have told the ladies... that we will expect
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Speaker 2: them here on Tuesday.
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Speaker 6: Well, isn't there enough time on Tuesday for them to
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Speaker 6: go out and to vote, to leave a few minutes
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Speaker 6: during the day to cast their vote?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 3: And come back?
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Speaker 2: No, I wish there was, Phil, but we're going to
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Speaker 2: be in meetings all morning with caterers and the rehearsal,
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Speaker 2: and then the luncheon planning, but there just isn't going
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Speaker 2: to be any time. And I told them that. Now,
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Speaker 2: understand that these are very young wives, and they're eager
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Speaker 2: to make a first impression, and I'm sure that they
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Speaker 2: will understand, you know, in time.
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Speaker 3: Well, let me ask you this. Are you voting? Are
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Speaker 3: you and your husband voting?
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Speaker 2: The only way that I'm going to be able to vote, Phil,
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Speaker 2: is that I'm taking the boys to school Tuesday because
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Speaker 2: our nanny's on a college trip, and I'm going right
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Speaker 2: by the church where we ordinarily vote. I can dash
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Speaker 2: in and out. But that would not even be possible
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Speaker 2: if Jeff was taking the boys.
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Speaker 6: Well, it just doesn't seem fair that you get to vote,
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Speaker 6: but these two women won't be able to.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's not, Phil, it's not about fair. I just
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Speaker 2: lucked out.
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Speaker 4: Well, she lucked out on it.
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Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question that you don't have
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Speaker 3: to answer.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 3: Who are you going to vote for?
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Speaker 2: I wonder if I should answer. No, I'm going to
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Speaker 2: vote for Senator Kerry.
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Speaker 3: You're going to vote for Senator Kerry.
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Speaker 2: Yes, and I know that goes against your beliefs.
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Speaker 3: No, that's fine.
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Speaker 6: But I'm struck that if the two women that you're
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Speaker 6: not letting vote because they are a part of the
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Speaker 6: fashion show planning are Bush supporters, that's two Bush votes
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Speaker 6: canceled out.
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Speaker 2: Well, Phil, this doesn't have anything to do with... This
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Speaker 2: is absolutely not about politics, and I think it's just
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Speaker 2: a little paranoid.
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Speaker 6: Well, look, no, I'm just saying that these two women
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Speaker 6: who don't get to vote for Bush because you want
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Speaker 6: them there planning the... the faultacular fashion show, but you
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Speaker 6: get to vote for Carrie because you've decided that you
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Speaker 6: need them planning this fashion show and they can't spare
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Speaker 6: a moment.
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Speaker 3: I just want to give our phone number, okay?
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Speaker 2: And then I want to comment on.
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Speaker 3: What you said.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 3: Our number is 1-800-449-8686. 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 6: Is it true that just expressing your opinion is good enough?
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Speaker 6: There's something about being able to vote.
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Speaker 3: Though, you know?
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Speaker 2: Phil, we have many, many presidential elections, and... These gals
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Speaker 2: are young women, and they're going to have an opportunity
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Speaker 2: to vote in a lot of elections. They made a
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Speaker 2: commitment to be here on Tuesday to help plan the menu,
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Speaker 2: to lay out a lot of the outfits that the
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Speaker 2: models are going to be wearing for the fashion show.
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Speaker 2: I told them I will expect them here. And I
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Speaker 2: think when you make a commitment and then you say
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Speaker 2: you can't be here, you really are almost a liar.
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Speaker 3: A little harsh.
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Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think.
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Speaker 3: You don't think it's harsh calling them liars.
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Speaker 6: Look, if you were to say to me, what are
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Speaker 6: you doing, say, three weeks on, like, November 2nd to Tuesday,
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Speaker 6: I suppose I would know that it was, you know,
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Speaker 6: election day.
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to be voting.
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Speaker 6: But if you're planning this, as you said, back in
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Speaker 6: the summer, they may not know the exact date of
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Speaker 6: the vote, and then they realize, well, wait a second,
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Speaker 6: that's the day that.
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Speaker 2: Well, they should have checked their day timers, Phil, and
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Speaker 2: I send out emails to all the gals telling them
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Speaker 2: to check with me before they plan on doing anything else.
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Speaker 2: I specifically told Nicole... and Terry that I wanted them
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Speaker 2: to call me and check with me before they made
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Speaker 2: any plans. I'll give an example. Captain Rothschild, whose son
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Speaker 2: was due to go in for surgery, the poor little
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Speaker 2: boy has a cleft palate.
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Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 2: I found out that his surgery was to take place
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Speaker 2: on a week from Saturday. I said, you can't do that.
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Speaker 2: That's what our faultacular is. And you know what she did?
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Speaker 2: She canceled the surgery.
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Speaker 5: You know, this.
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Speaker 2: It's not like I am not giving women fair notice.
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Speaker 2: And so what I've told the gals is this. You
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Speaker 2: will not vote on Tuesday. I'm sorry. We need you here.
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Speaker 6: Well, if they go ahead and vote anyway, what are
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Speaker 6: you going to do? Are you going to throw them
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Speaker 6: off of your faultacular commission?
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Speaker 2: If they go ahead and vote anyway, that is going
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Speaker 2: to be very troubling. Very troubling. And we'll look to
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Speaker 2: see if there's something we can do about that. I'm
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Speaker 2: hoping it doesn't get to that point. I'm hoping that
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Speaker 2: I don't have to talk to an attorney.
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Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what you can do in terms
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Speaker 6: of talking to an attorney. People have a right to vote.
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Speaker 2: People have a right to vote, but they're members of
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Speaker 2: the homeowners association, and I'm the president of the homeowners association.
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Speaker 2: And as such, I do have executive privilege to pass
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Speaker 2: down requests of our homeowners that I do expect them
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Speaker 2: to fulfill. So I'm troubled. And I don't understand why,
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Speaker 2: you know, all of a sudden, oh, I want to
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Speaker 2: go out and vote. These two women, by the way, Phil,
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Speaker 2: are not the most intelligent people.
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Speaker 6: Well, it doesn't make any difference how smart you are.
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Speaker 6: It is your right to vote. And you can be
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Speaker 6: an idiot. You can be a brain surgeon. You can
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Speaker 6: be something in between. You can be an Indian chief.
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Speaker 3: The fact is... What do you mean Indian chief? I'm
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Speaker 3: just using, you know, like the baker, the banker, the
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Speaker 3: Indian chief kind of thing. The fact is... that these
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Speaker 3: women well phil i don't want to have.
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Speaker 2: To assess their property uh a penalty i don't want
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Speaker 2: to well how.
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Speaker 3: Can you legally assess their property some kind of a penalty.
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Speaker 2: Because the faultacular is paid proof by the homeowners association
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Speaker 2: and if they don't show up to help work on
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Speaker 2: this and instead are running around and voting which is
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Speaker 2: fine if you would have told me then I have
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Speaker 2: no choice but to go to our CC & Rs.
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Speaker 2: I don't.
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Speaker 3: Know how you can legally do that.
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Speaker 2: Phil, I'm the Homeowners Association president, and I already told them,
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Speaker 2: and they went against my wishes. It was shocking, but
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Speaker 2: they did. They went against every decent notion that a
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Speaker 2: human should have. I said to them, no, you won't
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Speaker 2: vote on Tuesday. You're going to help me plan the
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Speaker 2: menu for the luncheon. And if they go out and vote...
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Speaker 2: they might as well walk up to me and, like
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Speaker 2: my boys like to say, hawk one up and just
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Speaker 2: shoot it right into my eye.
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Speaker 3: All right, 1-800-449-8686. 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 6: Bobby and Steve Dooley, the Homeowners Association of Western Estates,
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Speaker 6: on to talk about a fashion show that's going to
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Speaker 6: be taking place and the fact that they need all
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Speaker 6: hands on deck for this thing, and two of the
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Speaker 6: women are going to be out voting on Tuesday. And
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Speaker 6: Bobby has, in her words, forbade them from voting because
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Speaker 6: she needs help planning the menu for the luncheon. If
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Speaker 6: they go ahead and do it anyway, she feels she's
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Speaker 6: legally within her rights to assess a penalty on their property.
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Speaker 3: This election, man, stuff's getting very contentious. The Phil Henry
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Speaker 3: Show is back. Bobby and Steve.
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Speaker 6: Dooley join us from the Western Estates Homeowners Association.
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Speaker 3: We're talking about the election process. up on Tuesday.
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Speaker 6: Tell me, Bobby, before we go to a phone call,
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Speaker 6: and I know your husband wants to comment too, the
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Speaker 6: Falltacular is an annual fashion show?
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Speaker 2: Yes, Phil, the Falltacular is... We have four of them, actually,
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Speaker 2: every year, and we name them after the seasons. We
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Speaker 2: have a Wintertacular, a Springtacular, our Summertacular, and our Falltacular, and...
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Speaker 2: We have our fashion show. We have a luncheon. We
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Speaker 2: also have an evening formal where we can see what
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Speaker 2: the well-dressed woman is going to be wearing this spring.
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Speaker 2: We work very hard on it. These two women, Terry
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Speaker 2: Fitch and Nicole Wasserman, said they would help me, and
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Speaker 2: now they're saying they're going to go vote.
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Speaker 4: I don't know where they're coming from.
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Speaker 2: I don't know where they're.
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Speaker 3: Coming from. Okay, 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: What is that about?
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Speaker 6: I know they made a commitment, but the voting, especially
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Speaker 6: in this election, people take it very seriously. Barbara, hi,
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Speaker 6: you're on the Phil Hendry Show with Bobby and Steve Dooley.
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Speaker 7: Hi, Phil, and hi, Bobby and Steve. Bobby, I think
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Speaker 7: you can't... Are you there?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 7: I think you're taking your position as president just a
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Speaker 7: little too seriously. There are some things you can do
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Speaker 7: and that these ladies can do. First of all, they
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Speaker 7: can vote early. There are early voting locations. Are you
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Speaker 7: actually listening to me?
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Speaker 2: I'm listening to you. Why do you ask that?
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Speaker 7: They can't because you're moving me.
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Speaker 2: Well, I can hear everything. I just want you to
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Speaker 2: know that I'm here.
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Speaker 7: I want to tell you something.
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Speaker 2: Well, I want you to know that I'm acknowledging what
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Speaker 2: you're saying.
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Speaker 7: Well, you sound like you're ignoring me. Okay, now.
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Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: Would you please shut the fuck up?
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Speaker 7: Would you be quiet, please?
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Speaker 2: You're a little sensitive.
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Speaker 7: Hey, quiet.
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Speaker 2: You're a little sensitive.
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Speaker 7: Quiet, power monger.
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Speaker 2: Be quiet. Oh, aren't you?
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Speaker 7: Okay, now here's another thing they can do. They can
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Speaker 7: vote by absentee ballot. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. They can get a list.
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Speaker 3: You know, this lady, she's right about the mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 3: It's driving me nuts a little bit.
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Speaker 5: Well, excuse me.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know that I was sitting here with adults
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Speaker 2: and Eva.
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm not excusing you.
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Speaker 3: I'd like you to be quiet.
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Speaker 7: It's my turn.
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Speaker 2: I have the floor. Am I speaking with Adolf or Eva?
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Speaker 8: Listen, Bobby.
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Speaker 5: Listen.
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Speaker 7: Close your lips. I have something important to tell you.
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Speaker 3: Okay?
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Speaker 7: Here we go.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 8: Are you done?
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Speaker 2: I'm listening to you. Can I ask you something?
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Speaker 8: When you let everybody out.
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Speaker 2: Of the gulag.
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Speaker 8: One.
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Speaker 7: Person at a time, please. There's the early voting, the
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Speaker 7: absentee ballot voting... And check this out.
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Speaker 2: Can I have my husband draw me a bath while
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Speaker 2: you're talking?
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Speaker 7: Hey, Bobby.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead. Have him draw you a bath.
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Speaker 7: Bobby, what you can do is, okay, every California employer,
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Speaker 7: you're probably not these people's employer.
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Speaker 2: I know all of this. I know all of this.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 5: All right.
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Speaker 7: You have an hour off to vote by law.
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Speaker 2: You can be sued.
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Speaker 7: For interfering with their right to vote. That's one thing.
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Speaker 2: There's only one problem with what you're saying.
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Speaker 9: Here's another thing that you can do.
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Speaker 7: And that is that I'm the president of the homeowners association.
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Speaker 2: Let's put her on hold so I can tell her something.
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Speaker 2: Don't you put me on hold, Mr.
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Speaker 8: Hendricks.
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Speaker 3: I'd like to put you on hold.
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Speaker 2: If you do, I will. If you put me on hold,
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Speaker 2: I'll call your boss.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Speaker 3: Go away. Don't come back.
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Speaker 2: No, if you do, I will call David Hall, your
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Speaker 2: vice president.
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Speaker 4: Oh.
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Speaker 2: So you can't put me on hold, otherwise I'm going
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Speaker 2: to complain. I will complain. Okay.
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Speaker 7: Then please be polite.
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Speaker 3: I want Ms. Dooley on hold.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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Speaker 5: All right.
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Speaker 7: She could be kind enough and considerate enough.
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Speaker 2: This woman that's on the phone right now is the
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Speaker 2: most obnoxious bitch.
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Speaker 8: I can hear her talking.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: That's real nice.
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Speaker 3: What did you hear, ma'am? Are you hearing her?
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Speaker 5: Yes, I am.
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Speaker 6: Would you hit the bus B button in there, please?
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Speaker 3: Because I can't hear it. I don't know what this
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Speaker 3: lady is hearing.
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Speaker 7: She's using foul language.
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Speaker 3: She is? Uh-huh. Hit the bus B button. Both channels
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Speaker 3: have to be out.
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Speaker 7: Are we ready?
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Speaker 3: Go ahead, dear.
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Speaker 8: Okay.
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Speaker 7: She could be kind and can still talk.
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Speaker 2: She is still talking in my ear.
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Speaker 3: I can't hear anything. Hold on for a minute, Rhonda.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 6: I can't hear what's going on in the line when
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Speaker 6: you guys put it on hold. It has to be
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Speaker 6: taken out in the control room, bud.
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Speaker 4: All right. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 7: She could be considerate enough of the people, not just
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Speaker 7: these two ladies that she seems to have.
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Speaker 2: She's pretty nice for my age.
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Speaker 8: Absolutely.
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Speaker 2: She's still talking.
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Speaker 3: Are you still hearing it?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, they're both still talking.
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Speaker 3: Are you hearing it, Chris? Chris can't hear it.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 3: It might be just bleeding through.
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Speaker 10: Well, let me try to say it.
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Speaker 2: Go ahead.
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Speaker 3: It's probably just bleeding through on your end, Gary. Nobody
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Speaker 3: else can hear it.
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Speaker 5: Okay, fine.
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Speaker 9: I'll try to ignore her.
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Speaker 2: Well, no, it's because my mother was always with me.
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Speaker 7: That's the date of the rehearsal. And that would be
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Speaker 7: considerate not only to the two ladies that she's trying
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Speaker 7: to prevent the right to vote, but.
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Speaker 2: To every one.
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Speaker 7: We have five days until the election.
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Speaker 2: She could do that.
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Speaker 7: And the other thing is, basically that's about it.
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Speaker 2: She's taking her power too seriously.
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Speaker 4: I'll tell you right now, you've got a hell of
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Speaker 4: a body for a 40-year-old woman.
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Speaker 2: Thank you. No husband talks to his wife that way.
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Speaker 7: She could be sued. That's the bottom line. And she
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Speaker 7: could do something or allow these people to go out
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Speaker 7: and vote one at a time. Because she does not
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Speaker 7: have the.
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Speaker 2: You know what?
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Speaker 6: I think you should call your vice president.
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Speaker 7: You should hear what these people are talking about.
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Speaker 3: Are you still hearing them?
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 7: What are they talking about?
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Speaker 3: What are they talking about?
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Speaker 1: Well, they're just talking.
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Speaker 7: They've called me a female dog, and they're talking about
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Speaker 7: each other's posteriors and somebody else's posterior, and they're just.
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Speaker 3: Trying to run into us. I need to have MIS
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Speaker 3: and engineering in here, please, Chris.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I apologize for that, Barbara. I do thank you for
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Speaker 6: your call. Are you concluding your comments?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much.
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Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 7: I'm a co-worker, and I know that they have the
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Speaker 7: right to vote.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 9: All right.
15:58
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
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Speaker 5: All right.
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Speaker 7: Thank you, Phil.
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Speaker 2: Bye-bye. 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 6: If we're having a problem with bleed on the line tonight,
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Speaker 6: which could be because I know engineering was in here working,
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Speaker 6: I apologize, but I can assure you that it is
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Speaker 6: not going out over the air.
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Speaker 3: Let me go to, where are we going? Line 5 here. Nikki.
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Speaker 4: Hi, Nikki.
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Speaker 3: You're on the Phil Hendry Show.
16:17
Speaker 2: Hey there.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 10: Well, I don't know what's going on with the bleed,
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Speaker 10: but I now know that this 40-year-old homeowners association president
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Speaker 10: has the nicest ass that, I don't know, somebody's ever seen.
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Speaker 3: Bobby, are you aware that we could hear what you
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Speaker 3: and Steve were saying?
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Speaker 2: No, I was not. No, I was not. And I
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Speaker 2: don't think that that is funny.
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Speaker 3: Well, ma'am, we did not put you on the air.
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Speaker 3: I had you on hold.
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Speaker 2: Well, I would say that that is incumbent upon you, Mr. Henry,
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Speaker 2: to assure that I have privacy.
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Speaker 10: Well, I think you should probably watch what you're saying
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Speaker 10: when you're representing your entire homeowners association.
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Speaker 2: All the time. You know, if my husband admires my body,
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Speaker 2: I apologize. Well, can I.
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Speaker 10: Say what I have to say to you?
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Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 10: Because I'm not disputing anything you have to say as
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Speaker 10: far as them making a commitment and honoring it.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 10: You know, it's nobility, and I make sense. As far
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Speaker 10: as having any ground in terms of bringing legal action
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Speaker 10: against them, yeah, you just don't have anything to stand
17:11
Speaker 10: on there. I'm curious as to what you would, you know,
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Speaker 10: unless it's the help of a lawyer, what would you?
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Speaker 2: As the homeowners association president, I need to keep tabs
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Speaker 2: on the activities of our homeowners. If they're leaving the
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Speaker 2: community for whatever reason, certainly while we're planning a huge
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Speaker 2: fashion show and lunch, I need to know.
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Speaker 7: Well, that's fair.
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Speaker 10: I mean, certainly several times you're the homeowner president. I'm
17:40
Speaker 10: certainly clear on that.
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Speaker 2: Well, I do need to remind them of that, not
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Speaker 2: so much you but them. And, you know, it's funny
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Speaker 2: how cavalier people are. They just say, hi, Bobby, and
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Speaker 2: they don't recognize what I am to them.
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Speaker 10: Well, it's a job for you, and I understand that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is. It really is.
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Speaker 10: Then you are, in fact, their superior.
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Speaker 7: And that means to be dealt with accordingly.
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Speaker 3: I don't know that she's their superior.
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Speaker 10: Well, do they work for you?
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Speaker 2: Do you pay them? No, they're not.
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Speaker 6: Well, these people, if I could just jump in, these
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Speaker 6: are just homeowners who volunteered to help put on a
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Speaker 6: fashion show.
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Speaker 10: Okay, so they are contractually obligated to pay into the
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Speaker 10: homeowners association, which you take the possibility of running, which
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Speaker 10: is a volunteer.
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Speaker 2: Business, correct? If they volunteer to do the fashion show
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Speaker 2: and then they back out because they want to go vote... Well,
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Speaker 2: I admire that, but how many elections have we had?
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Speaker 2: And now all of a sudden they want to vote? No,
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Speaker 2: it's going to cost them. It's going to cost them
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Speaker 2: about $ 300 a month.
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Speaker 3: $ 300 a month?
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Speaker 10: Yeah, so you're just not going to have anything to
18:37
Speaker 10: stand on when.
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Speaker 5: It comes to votes?
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: All right, listen, Nikki.
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Speaker 10: That is very condescending, Jeff.
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Speaker 2: I'm not condescending.
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Speaker 10: When the other woman called you on being a mm-hmm-er,
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Speaker 10: I thought you were kind of being genuine at first.
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Speaker 8: I'm trying to listen to you.
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Speaker 10: These people.
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Speaker 3: All right, 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 6: Bobby Dooley won't let some women vote because she needs
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Speaker 6: them for her faultacular.
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Speaker 3: Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 2: The Phil Henry Show is back.
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Speaker 4: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: You know, not to check with me before she did that.
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Speaker 2: So what we're going to do, Phil, is I have
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Speaker 2: asked Stan and Ramona, who are the security personnel at
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Speaker 2: our gate, to keep an eye on these two women
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Speaker 2: if they try to leave the compound. Wait a minute.
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Speaker 6: If they want to go vote, you're going to have
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Speaker 6: two members of security not allow them.
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Speaker 3: To go out?
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I have to check with our attorneys.
19:57
Speaker 2: But I don't like the idea of them saying, oh, okay,
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Speaker 2: we won't vote. We'll be with you on Tuesday. That
20:02
Speaker 2: would be lie number two. First they said they would.
20:06
Speaker 2: Then they said that they wouldn't. and then they say
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Speaker 2: they're going to. I don't like liars, and I think
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Speaker 2: it's so typical of people that are going to vote
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Speaker 2: for Bush.
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Speaker 3: But you don't know if they're voting for Bush.
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Speaker 2: No, I don't, but I can. Well, I do, actually.
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Speaker 2: I talked to one of their husbands.
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Speaker 6: I think it's very wrong for someone who's voting for
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Speaker 6: Kerry to allow herself to go vote on Tuesday morning.
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Speaker 2: So this is the divisiveness that our country doesn't need
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Speaker 2: right now.
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Speaker 3: No, but I mean, you get to go to vote
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Speaker 3: for Kerry, and these two women are going to vote
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Speaker 3: for Bush. They don't get to go out and vote.
20:36
Speaker 3: But let me take a phone call. Stephen, hi, you're
20:39
Speaker 3: on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 5: Hi.
20:40
Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 8: I've got one question for her I want to know.
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Speaker 2: Do you have.
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Speaker 8: A one-inch black mustache above your lip?
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
20:48
Speaker 8: Do you have a one-inch black mustache above your lip?
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Speaker 2: Do I have a one inch? What did he say, Phil?
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Speaker 3: Black mustache above your lip.
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Speaker 2: Do I have a one inch black mustache?
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Speaker 8: I hate to repeat myself.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, I'm terribly sorry, but you're going
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Speaker 2: to have to because I don't know what you mean.
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Speaker 8: Well, you sound like a little Hitler to me. You
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Speaker 8: cannot stop people from voting.
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Speaker 2: Arthur Hiller?
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Speaker 8: You cannot stop people from voting.
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Speaker 3: Hitler. Adolf Hitler.
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Speaker 2: Did he wear a mustache?
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Speaker 3: Yes, he wore a little mustache.
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Speaker 2: Because I was thinking of Charlie Chaplin when he said that.
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Speaker 8: What planet is this person from?
21:27
Speaker 2: You've never seen Charlie Chaplin?
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Speaker 5: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 8: I've seen Charlie Chaplin. I'm 60 years old. I belong
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Speaker 8: to a homeowners association. And I would own you if
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Speaker 8: you tried to stop me from voting.
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Speaker 2: Well, look, your name is Stephen?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 2: First of all, I pride myself on trying to be
21:44
Speaker 2: very clear. Oliver Hardy wore a one-inch mustache, Charles Chaplin
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Speaker 2: wore a one-inch mustache, and Hitler did. Are you speaking of,
21:51
Speaker 2: which one are you speaking of?
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Speaker 8: You're getting off the point, lady.
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Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to be clear.
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Speaker 3: He's talking about Hitler. What, Oliver Hardy?
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Speaker 4: You might have meant Oliver Hardy.
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Speaker 2: Well, I don't, see, you are really not very clear
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Speaker 2: about what you want to say. What are you trying
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Speaker 2: to say?
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Speaker 8: I'm trying to say you're trying to dictate other people's lives,
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Speaker 8: and you cannot do it.
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Speaker 4: What about Raleigh Fingers?
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Speaker 3: Raleigh Fingers had a handlebar mustache. Forget about Raleigh Fingers.
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Speaker 2: Well, Stephen, we have coming up on Tuesday our Faultacular.
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Speaker 8: I don't care.
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Speaker 2: Gazebo Journal is coming out. Sunset Magazine is coming out.
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Speaker 8: Well, I care.
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Speaker 2: I know you don't care because you're not in our HOA,
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Speaker 2: but I care. That's what I'm saying. And so I
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Speaker 2: need for these women to stay put.
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Speaker 8: But you cannot tell them they cannot vote.
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Speaker 2: Well, I have, and they are adhering so far to
22:46
Speaker 2: my wishes.
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Speaker 5: Well, if they do adhere to your wishes, then they
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Speaker 5: are not strong women, because you are a dictator.
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Speaker 2: Well, a dictator is Saddam Hussein.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: He tortures everyone and everything. I'm playing on a fashion show.
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Speaker 2: I never heard of Adolf Hitler. doing a fashion show
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Speaker 2: that I know of.
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Speaker 8: Why do you let this biatch on the radio?
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Speaker 3: Are you speaking to me, sir?
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Speaker 8: Well, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: Listen to the way you speak.
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Speaker 8: She should not be on here. She's speaking to people
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Speaker 8: who they can't, when they can and when they cannot vote.
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Speaker 4: What'd you call my wife? A biatch.
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Speaker 3: You bet.
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Speaker 4: Why, I liked her.
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Speaker 8: Anytime, dude. Vietnam, I'll take you on anytime.
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Speaker 4: That just means you're addicted to crack. That doesn't mean.
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Speaker 3: Well, what is that supposed to mean?
23:41
Speaker 2: Are you a Vietnam veteran? Can I ask you, did
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Speaker 2: you use heroin when you were over there? I read
23:47
Speaker 2: something about that.
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Speaker 3: That's not necessary.
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Speaker 8: I did.
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Speaker 2: Not.
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Speaker 6: Don't use that word. You may be able to tell
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Speaker 6: your homeowners what to do. Don't tell me how to
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Speaker 6: do my show. And don't use that language.
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Speaker 4: Do you have tattoos? Yes, I do.
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Speaker 2: Do you have flashbacks and things like that where you
24:13
Speaker 2: want to kill?
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Speaker 8: Yes, I do.
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Speaker 2: Do you want to kill people at McDonald's and things?
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Speaker 8: No, ma'am. No, I don't.
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Speaker 2: I heard about Vietnam veterans that want to do that.
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Speaker 8: Well, you're trying to stuff everybody into one break.
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Speaker 3: Well, listen, Stephen, I agree with you.
24:30
Speaker 2: Well, that's a surprise.
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Speaker 3: Well, Ms. Dooley, I don't see how you can legally
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Speaker 3: keep people from doing that. Thank you very much, Stephen. 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 6: Here is Samantha on The Phil Henry Show with Bobby
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Speaker 6: and Steve Dooley.
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Speaker 9: Hi, yes, I just want to basically ask you, are
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Speaker 9: you an idiot?
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Speaker 2: Are you speaking to me?
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Speaker 8: Hello?
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Speaker 9: Can you guys hear me?
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Speaker 2: Are you speaking to me?
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Speaker 9: Yeah, actually I am, and I can't believe it. I
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Speaker 9: cannot believe that you are actually trying to prevent people
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Speaker 9: from voting.
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Speaker 2: How dare you? Call me an idiot.
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Speaker 9: I can't believe you're actually trying to put on a
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Speaker 9: fashion show and prevent people from going to be a
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Speaker 9: part of something that is going to drastically affect their
25:14
Speaker 9: lives for the next four years.
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Speaker 2: The faultacular? The faultacular is going to affect people's lives drastically.
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Speaker 2: Have you been to a fashion show? Can the woman
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Speaker 2: hear me? Hello, is the caller there? Is the caller there?
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Speaker 3: I guess we lost her. She's gone. All right, look, Bobby.
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Speaker 2: I'll take some more calls.
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Speaker 3: No, I don't want to take any more calls, okay?
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Speaker 2: All right, then cue my music. Hello, everybody, I'm Bobby
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Speaker 2: Dilley from the Western States.
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Speaker 3: Let me lock it out, not you.
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Speaker 4: That was Bobby Dooley.
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Speaker 3: I mean, that was Bobby Dooley from the Western Estates.
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Speaker 4: That was Bobby Dooley.
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Speaker 2: I mean.
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Speaker 6: That was Bobby Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association.
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Speaker 2: Bobby. Join me, everyone, for the Faultacular on Tuesday. Steve
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Speaker 2: and I will be there. Remember, registration starts promptly at 10.
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Speaker 2: Our fashion show's at noon, and our luncheon is at
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Speaker 2: 2 o'clock. Please dress appropriately. Jeans, flip-flops, wife beaters, tank
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Speaker 2: tops will not be allowed. Goodbye, everyone, from lovely Western Estates.
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Speaker 2: War is so inconvenient.
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Speaker 3: God, I hate that woman.
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