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The Redneck Catapult | Thursday September 5, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time leave your worries outside and join us
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: and Raj Sharma with some exciting pre show slash pre
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: flight news dropping into the treehouse right before we hit
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  Speaker 1: record today. And that is the news of yet another
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  Speaker 1: diarrhea flight on Delta Airlines.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is going on with Delta? I I'm
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: trying to find a way not to sound like Jerry Seinfield.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find Seinfeld effort. Whatever. Got too much
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  Speaker 1: coffee my system?
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  Speaker 3: Right now?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on with all these planes in the diarrhea?
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  Speaker 1: A Delta passenger disaster. Another severe diarrhea incident has forced
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  Speaker 1: an emergency you turn over the Atlantic. This actually happened
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: almost no, Actually I take it back. I almost said
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  Speaker 1: almost a week ago, but I forgot about maybe the
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: time difference or something. This says Friday Nights Delta flight
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  Speaker 1: one twelve Boston to Rome. It appears to have turned
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  Speaker 1: back over the Atlantic two hours after departure, diverting to
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  Speaker 1: New York when a passenger reportedly had severe bouts of
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  Speaker 1: diarrhea all over their seat.
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  Speaker 3: Boy.
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  Speaker 1: This incident on board and Airbus A three thirty. You know,
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  Speaker 1: somewhere Boeing's saying, we have problems enough on our own.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need diarrhea on top of all of our
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  Speaker 1: other issues.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: This incident on board and Airbus A three thirty was
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  Speaker 1: deemed a medical issue. Biohazards have been a common theme recently,
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  Speaker 1: given Delta getting passengers sick from moldy chicken and several
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  Speaker 1: diarrhea flights, several m sikes.
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  Speaker 3: Moldy chicken.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I think that was deemed the cause of
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  Speaker 5: the last one of these. We talked about like a
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  Speaker 5: couple of months ago. So they served the passengers moldy chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that obvious? Like, if you have chicken and it's moldy,
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  Speaker 1: that's obvious, is right.
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  Speaker 4: If there's a sauce or something on it, I don't
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  Speaker 4: think you'd be able to see it. Right. And then
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  Speaker 4: how fast is the uh I guess gut reaction to
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  Speaker 4: the moldy Is it that quick? Because I thought it
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  Speaker 4: took a few hours for food poisoning to hit you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean in this in this situation, it
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  Speaker 1: said that they had to turn the plane around two
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  Speaker 1: hours into the flight, right, So.
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  Speaker 5: It seems like they would have served food probably like
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  Speaker 5: an hour in Yeah. Uh so yeah that isn't because
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  Speaker 5: especially for it to cause diarrhea, it definitely seems like
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  Speaker 5: it would take a couple hours after you ate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, work its way through. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm Delta, I'm really gotta. I've really got to
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  Speaker 1: work to get in front of this story instead of
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  Speaker 1: staying behind it. Sorry. Sorry. And the way they do
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  Speaker 1: that is they need to they need to say not us,
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  Speaker 1: this was terminal food. This was not Delta food. That
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  Speaker 1: was This was some sort of weird sandwich Kiosk five
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  Speaker 1: gates away and they're the ones serving the questionable lettuce
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I wonder if it because both flights didn't
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  Speaker 4: obviously leave from Boston. But I was thinking, like, what
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  Speaker 4: if you were that restaurant next to the Delta gate
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  Speaker 4: and every single time you're you're creating uh this poop damage.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe not name your cafe the turnaround or or
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  Speaker 1: the diarrhea.
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  Speaker 3: Hut, don't eat there.
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  Speaker 1: If if you are at an airport and somewhere in
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  Speaker 1: that terminal, there's a place to eat, that says Apostrophe
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  Speaker 1: Rhea's Cafe. Don't eat there, bottoms up. That's the bar
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  Speaker 1: next door. They serve the crap cocktails.
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  Speaker 3: It's the boba place called Bubble Guts.
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  Speaker 1: Can we just stay real quick? How nasty the boba
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  Speaker 1: tea is? Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, At least flights had originated out of Mexico, no
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  Speaker 5: one would.
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  Speaker 3: Have It's expected.
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  Speaker 1: Your fault if you know, at what.
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  Speaker 5: Point does Delta start just uh stalking their planes with
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  Speaker 5: adult diapers?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 1: I think I think now is the time. I think
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  Speaker 1: you've got enough red flags that you need to do
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  Speaker 1: something about it and uh and not put not put
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  Speaker 1: your poor flight crew and other passengers through this. My god.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's just like you know, you have business class,
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  Speaker 4: you know, premium coaches, so that there's gonna be there's
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  Speaker 4: going to be an option, I'm sure online and someday
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  Speaker 4: we'll be like plug or no plug.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that'll be the different options because first class will get,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the hot towel on the face, and the
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  Speaker 1: adult diaper economy gets no hot towel and a plug.
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  Speaker 1: That's the difference.
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  Speaker 3: Just a stopper, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Are we talking about a plug for your nose or
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  Speaker 5: a plug for your butt.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're gonna get both.
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  Speaker 4: And this is when you this is when you start
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  Speaker 4: letting the passengers use the first class bathroom because they
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  Speaker 4: don't let people do that.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, where are you sitting?
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  Speaker 4: And I've seen it happen a billion times where somebody
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  Speaker 4: will get up and try to use the first and
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  Speaker 4: they'll stop them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, see if he could.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, if he could have just got up there,
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  Speaker 4: because the rest of this plane has to use the
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  Speaker 4: two in the back.
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  Speaker 1: Right, that's been me. I've done that, not with the
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  Speaker 1: diarrhea situation, but I've been sitting like two rows behind
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  Speaker 1: the first class curtain, right yeah, and first class is
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  Speaker 1: like eight or ten rows, I remember exactly. You know
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  Speaker 1: the size of the plane. But the bathroom's right there. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: So I start to go. And this was years ago,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't know that you were not allowed to
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  Speaker 1: break the curtain and go into the first class area
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  Speaker 1: to use the closest toilet. I found out thanks to
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  Speaker 1: a snooty flight attendant, you know, rushing up to me
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  Speaker 1: like a bouncer at a nightclub saying I'm sorry, Sarria,
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  Speaker 1: you can't come in here. I'm like, I'm just I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to the bathroom. I'm not trying to steal
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  Speaker 1: a seat. And they're like, no, you have to use
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  Speaker 1: the and they do the two finger thing. You have
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  Speaker 1: to use the laboratory at the rear of the aircraft. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And then so I stopped and I looked at her,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, she and I make eye contact, and
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  Speaker 1: I look up at the little light for the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: that's green, meaning it's open. And then I turned my
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  Speaker 1: head all the way back, looking about thirty plus rows
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  Speaker 1: all the way back to the bathrooms in the back
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  Speaker 1: of the plane. And then I look back at her,
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  Speaker 1: and I look back up at the green light at
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  Speaker 1: the available one and looked back at her and I said, really,
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  Speaker 1: m She said exactly, That's exactly what you said.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but let me but can I can I tell
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  Speaker 4: you this when you aren't in first class or business class? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: And somebody does.
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  Speaker 4: I've I've been this guy where I'm like, he's not,
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  Speaker 4: he's not, he's not, he's not sitting here. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know why he's he's using our bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: You snooty bitch. Yes, that just you know what though,
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  Speaker 1: that just goes to show the only way for someone
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  Speaker 1: like me an economy to get up to first class
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  Speaker 1: is to.
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  Speaker 4: Die or crap your pants.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think if you crap your pants that's when they
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  Speaker 1: send you all the way to the back.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And if you die, they just wrap you up
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  Speaker 4: and put you in a bathroom and shut the door.
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  Speaker 4: So it's kind of oh, I.
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  Speaker 1: Thought they've moved you up to the first class.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, they just go take you to the back
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  Speaker 4: bathroom and wrap you up, and then they have like
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  Speaker 4: a little body bag thing that they is on every
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  Speaker 4: plane when they zip you up and they put you
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  Speaker 4: in the well.
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  Speaker 1: I bet that's a fun experience for people between the
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  Speaker 1: dead person in the bathroom because they're just getting pulled
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  Speaker 1: down the center aisle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I have done that. I'm guilty of the
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  Speaker 4: you don't need to be using our bathroom peasant. I've
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  Speaker 4: had that. It's the group thing, mentality, It's what happens.
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  Speaker 4: I understand it.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: It actually kind of makes sense because you're into material things.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: We learned earlier this week that you would absolutely love
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: to live in a Gucci apartment. Absolutely, I can tell
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  Speaker 1: by your upside down Dallas baseball hat that you're wearing,
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  Speaker 1: that that you know you're on the snooty train.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, thank you. I saw it.
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  Speaker 4: I saw I saw Dak wearing it, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I gotta, I gotta get one of these.
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  Speaker 1: The funny thing is you raise your hand up to
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: point out the hat. There's a massive ring on your
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: finger that looks like you want a super Bowl and
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  Speaker 1: I know you haven't.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I have.
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  Speaker 3: I have not.
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  Speaker 4: Champion in my mind. Yeah, but I mean I have,
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  Speaker 4: and I feel bad, like and then I've and I've
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  Speaker 4: gone back into economy where I you know, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, what f those guys and their private bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: But then I've gone up to first class when they've
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  Speaker 4: moved me up or uh you know promoter you know,
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  Speaker 4: spends a little extra money to bring me out and
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  Speaker 4: puts me in and I'm like, you stay back there.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm gonna call BS on this one. You
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  Speaker 5: chose to go back to economy or you just didn't
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  Speaker 5: get the upgrade.
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• 12:16
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• 12:19
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• 12:23
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• 16:46
  Speaker 1: use the new diarrhea flight that left Boston and had
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: to turn around over the Atlantic on its way to
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Rome as an excuse to do our own little tree
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: house throw back Thursday, because it is almost exactly one
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: year ago that the first Delta diarrhea flight we had
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  Speaker 1: heard of debuted came out, So.
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  Speaker 3: Yes it did.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking speaking of that, we are going to, uh,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna mop it up a little bit and bring
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: it back inside the treehouse because that's uh, any chance
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: we get to relive or re experience something, especially in
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: this case because the the chatter between the pilot and
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: air traffic control and the pilot trying to say, yeah,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: it's bad up here, because air traffic control was trying
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  Speaker 1: to say can you continue on your course and and
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: the pilot's like, no, man, it's bad. So this was
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  Speaker 1: this was the the pilot to air traffic control almost
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  Speaker 1: exactly one year ago when ADULTA flight left it Atlanta
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  Speaker 1: on its way to Barcelona and never made it because
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  Speaker 1: passenger had some unruly diarrhea.
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  Speaker 9: Negative it's just a bio hazard issue. I you know,
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  Speaker 9: we had a pestor we had diary all the ways
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  Speaker 9: through the airplane. So they want us to come back
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  Speaker 9: to Atlanta. Negative, it's just a bio hazard issue. I
• 18:26
  Speaker 9: you know, we had a pastor, we had diary all
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  Speaker 9: the ways through the airplane. So they want us to
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  Speaker 9: come back to.
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta all the way through, all the way through the plane,
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  Speaker 1: all the way through the plane. And in the story
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  Speaker 1: about the recent one that happened last week where it
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: was Boston to Rome that had to turn around because
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  Speaker 1: of a medical issue that was diarrhea, they showed video
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  Speaker 1: from the flight last year that we didn't even and see.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not sure if I want to see it,
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  Speaker 1: but but I'm gonna click on it anyway. I'm gonna
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: make you guys watch it with me.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I will yeah, put my head down.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, come on, you can do it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: No.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: That is not cool, man, that is not cool. I
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: did not need to see that. And and does does
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: does the person get off the plane first or last
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: when they when they land? Because he had to give
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: it up to this this passenger for the new one,
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: he sat in his seat. He didn't he didn't diarrhea
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: through the plane.
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: Hm.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Well, we don't know what he did after he squirted.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I think they said he was in his I don't
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: want to see this.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Well, they said he had diarrhea all up in his seat,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: but we don't know what happened, like did he stay
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: there or after he had gone, Like did he did
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: he hit the call.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Button his orders of bocotonic.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: That's like it's already happened. I might as well just
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: you know, sitting in it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: And what happens if there's turbulence?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: You mean turbulence? God, the older.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Week technically be a water landing, wouldn't it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: It'd be pretty bad if if his seat mates busted
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: out their life.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Preservers, everyone's probably gonna wih the mask would drop down.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: The whole row. Yeah, they're just banging on the top
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: like please come down, please, I think. Okay, serious question.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: If the passenger next to you on your flight is
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: having severe diarrhea in their seat, what do you do?
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I don't know, Uh, if I'm sitting next
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: to that person.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if on your flight you're sitting next to someone
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: that starts having severe diarrhea, what do you do?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Well, I leave and test the strength of the door
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: on the Boeing flight to see if they've actually made
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: the upgrade. Yeah, well, obviously.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: If it's a Boeing flight. The odds are in your favor.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, either I jump out or I throw him out
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: o them. I don't want to discriminate them.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I throw them out.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I would hope that the person next to you is like,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: hey man, I'm not feeling well.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: You might want to get up.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: It's interesting, though, because if the flight attendant comes back,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: which if you throw a passenger out of the plane,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: they're going to come to you and say what happened,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: and you say I threw them out, she might say, oh,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: that's very kind of you to respect their pronouns, whereas
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: you might just respond, well, I mean that dude in
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: his turns.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: And he lands in the Atlantic, he washes off, it's
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: all good, everybody wins.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: He's a clean corpse.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we make it to Barcelona.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I think. I think if I'm in that seat next
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: to him and he's on the aisle, and I think
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I have to start just shoving him out into the aisle,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: and if I have to, I will use my feet
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: and just kick push him out.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what if he gets on your shoes? He
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: got poop shoes.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't thought this all the way through.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, number one. This is why I always want an
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: aisle seat.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, and and tell us what number two is.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I'll show you what number two is.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this was from the flight a year ago.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Someone got video of Everyone takes video of everything nowadays,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: especially on a plane. So here you go. This is
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: what it is. This is the diarrhea all up and
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: down the flight last year. Just it just you know
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: what it looks like. It looks anyone that's ever had
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: a dog that was sick, this is exactly what it
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: looks like because they dribble all the way in a line, right,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: same thing on this flight. The person had the diarrhea
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: was dropping.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Was he not wearing pants?
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: You know, we see this whole time. We assumed it
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: was a male. This could have been a female wearing
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: a skirt. And it's just going straight down as she,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: you know, duck walks to the to the nearest bathroom.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: But it really does it just looks like you got
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: like what looks like paper towels and some plastic coverings
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: on each droplet station of diarrhea. Yeah that is who Yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: but I've had sick dogs like this before.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Wow, that is a lot.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I mean like that.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: I would have needed three girls, two cups.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It's the sequel to Bring Your Friends.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Why I thought we were done with that one.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: They invite a friend and she brings a home depot bucket.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: What's the new slogan? Uh? Doers do more?
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, poor poor person. I just I figured if
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: it was a guy that have pants on, so I
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: don't know how they're or did he just rip them off?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I can't go in my pants.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: This is again all the questions that we have around
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: a story, and no one's asking the important questions like
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: we do here in the Treehouse.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just need to know, and I know it
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: was making the last one was making the flight attendants sick.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: This is that one from a year ago.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: That the photos I just showed you was from a
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: year ago. Yeah, that was the whole plane sick. The
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: flight crew is sick. That's why they had to turn
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the plane around, because it's a safety issue. If the
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: flight crew, which is your first line of safety people,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: if they're all sick, they can't do their job. So
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: you got to turn around in case there's an actual
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: plane emergency happening.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Right, So I know it was it was causing them
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: to vomit.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: So yeah, and then you've got to go back two hours.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: So that was all there in this plane for two hours.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm surprised there wasn't a follow up story where
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: they said there was a mass walk out with the
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: company in charge of cleanups, where they it's all the guys,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: you're just saying, like, this is way more than I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: signed up for.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: See, that's when you're in business class. You just asked
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: them for a little incense or some or some sprays
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: go about your your in flight meal.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: A hot lavender towel.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're not they're not gonna.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: They're not gonna.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: They're not gonna break the curtain.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: It doesn't know.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: And chances are that there's there's a first class emergency
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: button and it's a door that like comes down like
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Star Trek or Star Wars ceiling off the rest of
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the plane. And then like in Star Trek, you know
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: how like in emergency situations they can detach the bridge
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: from the rest of the of the ship. Yeah, I bet,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I bet first class can do that. They detached from
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the rest of the plane, and the captain, everyone in
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: the cockpit and everyone in first class can just float
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: away onto their destination, leaving the rest of us and
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: coach to I don't know die.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be nice, That would be lovely if
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: that could actually happen.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: The Celia I.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Have, Yeah, I have an alternative if you're worried about
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: getting on a flight and it being overrun with diarrhea. Kay,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: there's an alternate travel option that I have noticed recently.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: And I want to see what you guys think about
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: this new form of redneck air travel. Okay, m h
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: m hmmm, here we go.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just just when you.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Think white people can't outdo themselves, they make you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Just you, guys, just.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Do they make They make a people catapult that shoots
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: people all up in the air and then dropping down
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: into the lake.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, kudos to you guys. You find different
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: ways to almost kill yourself.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: It really is an impressive setup because they have what
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: looks to be uh they got a ramp, they've got
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a seat in a chair, and you're not buckled in obviously,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: because the idea is to shoot you into the air
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: as far as you can go. So then they released
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: the mechanism and off you go, yeah, into uh into
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: airspace where he may show up on radar depending on
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: the angle of the ramp uh and then you uh
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: splash land safely into the lake water below, and you're curious.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I believe this is one of the new travel options
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: from Spirit.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: It's one way to get into the Gulf of Mexico.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: That's one way to do it. See some somewhere there
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: was a redneck that had just one too many natty
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: lights and was like, you know what f the rope swing?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: We got to come up with something better. And and
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: then this happened. It was like, do we have a
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: we have some a chair that we're not using, Like yep.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: It's like, okay, do we have some hydraulics that we
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: don't need?
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Yep?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: And then this happens and it's going to be just
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: it's so I'm envious, Like.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: You can ride it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sure we can build or find out where these
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: guys are. I'm sure they'd love to send a brown
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Man flying into the lake.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: It'd be the only time it'd be a legend was born.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: This is the only time.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Are we sure this isn't one of the preliminary tests
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: of Boeing Starliner.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Wow, this is the new Delta pilot.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean that's some serious distance on that
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: third on that third release. I mean, look, look, I
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: don't know if I've seen a better example of medieval
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: artillery technology being brought into the twenty first century. Yes,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: and given new life.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Called redneck engineering. That is, that's a that's impressive. Like
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I said, I find myself being envious of whoever created this.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: And if you're curious how you can get your masters
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: or even your doctorate in redneck engineering, you just go
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: to the course catalog at your nearest junior college and
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you just look up the class titled hold My Beer.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: And then if you want the senior level course, it's
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: it's watched this four hundred.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: For PhD, you have to go to the University of Alabama.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: No specific class, just the school. Yeah, role time.
• 30:33
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• 30:37
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• 30:45
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• 30:48
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• 30:50
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• 30:53
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• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I know it varies depending on the situation and the
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: crisis at hand. But when someone calls you at Brooks Plumbing,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: usually about how long is it before you are able
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: to get someone out to give them a hand?
• 31:08
  Speaker 10: This is my favorite question. So we're same or next
• 31:11
  Speaker 10: day at the latest. However, for most people, the real emergency,
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: in my opinion, is when there's water act not like
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: sewer water, but like clean potable water in the house,
• 31:24
  Speaker 10: leaking from up to down, or from down to up
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: if it's a slably pushing in, if it is like
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: a massive I mean, let's say it's even a freeze break.
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: I love for people to know where their homeowner valve
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: boxes so they can shut the water on and off
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: by themselves. I always tell people go kick around the
• 31:43
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• 31:45
  Speaker 10: You're not guaranteed to have one, depending on how old
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: your house is, but go to home depot and buy
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: that eight to twelve dollars meter key that takes the
• 31:53
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• 31:56
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• 31:58
  Speaker 10: water off at the meter. We're case scenario. Hang up
• 32:01
  Speaker 10: with me and I'll tell you all the time, literally
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: dull nine one one, ask for the fire department, Say
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: my house is flooding. Send the fire department turn this
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: crap off, and they'll get their way faster than we are.
• 32:11
  Speaker 10: And it's not that I don't want to be the
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: one to come turn off your water, but I don't
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: want to make you wait an hour and a half
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: for me to send you somebody. If the fire department
• 32:19
  Speaker 10: has a station two streets over, and that's kind of
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: their job to serve the public. And so for me,
• 32:25
  Speaker 10: water is like an emergent urgent issue. Now sewer, If
• 32:29
  Speaker 10: you're sewer's clogged, that's emergent. That's an issue. If you're
• 32:32
  Speaker 10: a whole home stoppage, we're going to come same day
• 32:34
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• 32:37
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• 32:41
  Speaker 10: true emergency service always same or next day. We we
• 32:44
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• 32:48
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• 32:48
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• 33:40
  Speaker 1: from my programming notes for myself and then there and
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: now I am all set to go. In case you
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: have not noticed, I know I certainly did last time
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I was in Dallas. Study found that rush hour is
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: an all day thing. Now, yeah, as we all, you know,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: nod our heads, it's like, yep, yeah, sounds that sounds right,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: And that's not really new. That's just sort of like
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: a newer realization. But I started noticing that, you know,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: a handful of years ago. That Okay, so some traffic
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: gets a little bit heavier during you know, quote unquote
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: rush hour, but for the most part, it just sucks
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: all day, especially in the areas that we're all extremely
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: familiar with that suck all the time. Whether it's I
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: never remember what the spur is called, but the road
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: that goes in downtown Dallas going from seventy five to
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: thirty five and vice versa, Worth the Clyde Warren Deck
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Park is that whole area that's always a mess. Doesn't
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: matter at the time of day. Six thirty five is
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: almost always guaranteed mess. I thirty five W and Western
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Center and Fort Worth almost always a freaking nightmare. So yeah,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: it's it just sucks all the time. Now, the good
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: news is, as we learned in the last segment, maybe
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: there's a new get to work option just you know,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: get on the send me to work catapult.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's also Having lived in Los Angeles for many,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: many years, I can say this with the most confidence possible.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: You guys, we don't have traffic here.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: It's a small hiccup that could last between twenty to
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: forty minutes depending on the situation.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I will and that's under regular circumstances. There have been
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: extreme ones where people are start for hours, but that's
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: almost a common occurrence in La Right.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I'll give you an example.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I was flying to Dubai and it was a morning flight,
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: early early morning flight, so I had to be at
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: the airport at four am. So I left my house.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'll leave an hour early. From my
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: front door in Sherman Oaks to Lax eighteen minutes is
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: all it took.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: At three o'clock in the morning. I was like, oh,
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: super early.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: On the way back, I landed five thirty PM and
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: it took two hours and forty five minutes.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: An eighteen minute drive yes, turned into almost three hours.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: The one time I had with severe LA traffic was
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: when I was I don't know, like twenty two, maybe
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: twenty one to twenty two going from we went to Disneyland,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: which was what Orange County whatever, Anaheim, Anaheim. Yeah, going
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: from Anaheim to Studio City, m.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the way. That's a that's a that'll take
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: a while.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: That took four plus hours, Yes.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: I don't doubt that. Yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: When I have to do like when I had to
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: do Hermosa Beach Comedy in Magic, which is in Orange
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: County as well, from my house, I would I would
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: have to leave on average about an hour and forty
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: five minutes before showtime to get there almost late.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: On the flip side, even if there's no traffic getting
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: anywhere in Arlington on the side streets, we'll take fifteen
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: to twenty minutes easy. You can be going three blocks
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: and it'll take you ten minutes.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: And everything's always under construction here. I don't understand like
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: they finish. When they finished seventy five, it was like
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: this big accomplishment made the news and they're like, oh,
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: we're starting some new stuff. Yeah, and it has on.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: One day they celebrated that it was done, and then
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: the next day they broke ground on the new expansion.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's what it seemed like. And then no, that
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: that is exactly the case. And it is that way
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: because it's a way a lot of road construction is.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: If you say we're going to do something that is
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: going to, you know, be twenty years ahead, that costs
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: too much money. So they only want to do five
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: years ahead. And then of course once you get to
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: five years ahead, well now you need to do another
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: ten years like you're already behind. Yeah, and that's that's
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: where Texas Highways are.
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  Speaker 3: Just yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And my first day as city manager, I will stop
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  Speaker 4: all funding for construction.
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  Speaker 3: No more lately.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if they really even
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 10: Now.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Have you seen what they do with potholes in the
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  Speaker 1: city of Dallas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you can go to a website and
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: they'll give you your like they'll pay for your tire.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Like I think there's an actual website now because it
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: happens so often that enough complaints were wild that they
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: finally just looked at some Indian guy and like, make.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Us a website. Yeah, and then pay these people back
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: for their tire.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: So like they'll they'll go around and patch them sometimes. Yeah,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: but then the way they do it seems like, uh,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: you know, it's like they pulled a cowboy off a
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yellowstone ranch and have him just right in the hole
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: and then it lasts like twenty minutes and it's a
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: pothole again.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it's bad. When Domino's was like, we'll
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: fix potholes.
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  Speaker 5: I think they quit.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: That's a commercial rent for like an hour and a half.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: We can't, we can't do.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they decided, you know what, we gave up on
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: fixing potholes as a pizza company. We decided to focus
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: our efforts on chicken wings.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: We'll go we'll go bankrupt just in pleasant growth.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: That's what. The roads are just really bad.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: It's unreal how that stuff just it just continues and
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: it seems like it's never ending.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my favorite is in India, Like they do the
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: same thing. It's a it's a cement mix that's like
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: predominantly dirt that they've you know, they've died black, so
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: it looks like asphalt. And they get these construction companies
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: that come in and out just through the roof bids,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: like just just making tons of profit and it looks fantastic.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: And then the next time it rains everything washes away.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: It's fantastic. It's like they're not even trying to hide it.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, it's not good.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: If you've reached the end of your limits when it
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: comes to trying to get to work and running over
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: horrific potholes, and if the send me to work catapult
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: is not functioning, or perhaps you live too far away
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: from your job. There's actually a company that will your
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: job for you, okay, And I kind of feel like
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: this is something Trey could do for you. So instead
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: of hiring this company, I am certain in my bones
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: that Trey would absolutely love to quit your job for you,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: because if there's anything that our very own trade trend
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Home loves to do, it's the dog cuss people out.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, do you need a recommendation?
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: The first question in the trade trend Home, I'll quit
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: your job for.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: You is.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Do you want a reference or do you want to
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: go out of a Blazer Glory because Blazer Glory option
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Tray can do. But this is actually out of Japan.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: There are several companies in Japan that will quit your
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: job for you. They call your employer, tell them you're leaving,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: and even handle the details like your last day and
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: how to return company owned equipment. For now, the two
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: prominent companies offering the service in Japan, they say this
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: makes sense culturally, Japanese people can be less confrontational, especially
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: when they respect their boss or business and feel like
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: they may be letting people down by leaving. So again,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Trey is super confrontational if you are not. So if
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: if you need it, we got it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Can you just not show up?
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Have we gone past those days where people just didn't
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: come to work anymore?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: No, that still happens, but it's harder to fire people
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: these days, trust me, I've witnessed it, and especially for
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: not showing up repeatedly over time, long stretches of time.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: It turns out being an old alcoholic is a two
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: protected classes.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: What's their pronoun Jim and Beam?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: This particular one was Don and Julio.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: At the time he had Spanish pronouns.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: I haven't had a day job in twenty plus years,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: but I do remember when I was working for my parents,
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: there would be like there was a guy named John
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: who just day Friday he was at work, and then
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Monday rolled around and then no, no John. We just
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: nobody said anything, nobody filled out new paperwork. We were
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: just told he ain't coming back.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: So that was at least you got told. I mean,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: there are instances these days, and I'm not just talking about,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you know, experiences that I have witnessed, but there are
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: occasions where people have just stopped going to work and
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: they just keep getting paid because it's a mystery, and
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: no one wants to actually do anything because if they
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: do something, then they worry about opening the company up
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: to litigation. Gotcha, Maybe someone missed an email, someone missed
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: a text, someone, you know, maybe the employees that I'm
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: really sick.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: And that's what.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: You can't fire someone for being sick. So that's what
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: companies are so worried about these days. Instead of worrying
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: about having a responsible employee, they're more worried about getting sued.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: That's when you run back into the office a year
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: later and be like, did you.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Guys get that email? I completely missed this.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually because it makes sense because you know
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: someone's gone into a manager's office before and done the
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: trade thing, being confrontational and saying, oh, this is what
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: you should do for your company and blah blah blah,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: and at the end of it, the manager might have
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: just told the person you realize this could have just
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: been an email, and the next guy that wanted to
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: quit heard that and said done.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think tray should specialize.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: It should be people that win the lottery or come
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: into money.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Like like insurance or life insurance or an inheritance and
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: they want to quit. They don't need a reference, they
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: don't need they're not worried about getting another job. And
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: that's when you call Trenthoman Associates, uh, and uh.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Do you have F you money?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I am the f you man.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: That's exactly that should be like, you know, the lawyer
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: who sends flowers trade is just like I'm the f
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: you guy.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. It turns out old Jim Adler that Texas
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Hammer's got some competition. Tray's going to show up at
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: your job with a sledge hammer.
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  Speaker 5: That is.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Be careful what you copy from TikTok. This is not
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the first time I've ever said this, and it certainly
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: is not going to be the last, but this is
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: one of those times where you really need to heed
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: my advice and the advice of federal prosecutors when I say,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: don't copy everything that you see on TikTok. The latest
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: example of.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: This is.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: TikTok creators thinking that they have found a hack to
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: get a bunch of money out of Chase Bank. Okay,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. The lesson here is don't commit fraud even
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: if TikTok tells you to. Yes, because some TikTok creators
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: assumed that they out smarted the largest bank in the country.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: But it turns out they're just doing fraud because earlier
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: this week, a glitch allowed people to deposit bad checks
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: at Chases ATMs for exorbitant amounts of money and then
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: have the credit appear in their accounts. And then what
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: did they do? They withdraw as much as they can
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: before the bank caught the mistake. Does this sound familiar
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: to anybody?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: It's fraud, Yes, that would be. That would be bank fraud. Yes.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Now, the problem is that this free money hack that's
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: been celebrated in a number of viral videos on TikTok
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: is really just a form of fraud called check kiting. Chase.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Chase did not confirm how many customers participated in it,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: and there's a chance many videos and posts about users
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: making stacks from the ATM error warre skits or jokes,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: but it prompted Chase to release a statement telling customers
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: don't do it. The bank said that. The bank said
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: that depositing bad checks and then withdrawing the money is
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: fraud playing and simple.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Mm hm.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: You want to hear the the absolute stupidest part of this.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: In order for this to work, you have to use
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: your own Chase Bank account, which makes it really easy
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: for the bank to track down the potential scammers.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but it's a white collar crime.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: So I mean, even if you do go, like nineteen
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: of federal prisons have a golf course, So.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I tell you this, the guys I know in
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: federal prison, I don't think they're playing.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Golf, unless that's what they're calling it these days.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm certain there are balls going in holes,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: but I don't think there's a gopher dancing at the
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: end of it.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Nobody asked for a mulligan.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Some users even posted follow ups, reporting to show their
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: accounts with substantial negative balances after the bank fixed the problem.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: So if the banks are always going to win in
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the end, people just keep that in mind. Thanks for
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: hanging out with us inside the treehouse. We will see
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: you tomorrow, which of course will be hey, hell yeah
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  Speaker 1: zero