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S5 Ep9: Patience? Not with Peanut! 🤣 · Funny Comedy | Laugh Out Loud

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Please help me welcome my buddy, Peanut.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: How you doing, Peanut Dir?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: How are you doing?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: How about you?
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm fine.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's good today.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: That's good.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: That's good.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: So you like it here?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love being in DC.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: DC! It's great! And I love this theater, the Warner the Warner Theater.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: It's fantastic.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: They have a cool website, right?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: They got a link to our website, which is Jeff Donah.com.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: And I think that pulled it, I think that peanut is a host of the host of his day.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: The hell is wrong with you?
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: We cannot talk at the same time.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: I talk you, doctor, I talk you, Doc.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: That's it! Focus! I am so sick of this crap! I have tried going solo.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: What happened?
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: Kept falling off this fucking thing and I Why did you interrupt me?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: You mispronounced my name.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: What you mispronounced my last name?
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: It's Dunham.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: Now when you look at it, it says dun ham, just dun ham.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: You're the other white knee.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: Don't confuse everyone, it's dunham.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: It says dun ham.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: You know, you know, when you think about it three seconds, it's actually junha.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: What jeff?
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: You're using an unneeded elf.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Am I pissing you off?
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: You know the weird part is I am actually pissing him off.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: And he would like to kill me, but he will not, because that would be a form of suicide.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: You want to kill me?
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't is you to?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: No, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes.