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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 18th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion. Is it lies.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: A good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Today is Wednesday, and it's March eighteenth, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: My name is whatddy. That is great Gory. We got men,
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  Speaker 2: thank you men, Gina Graham, Sea Bass is here. We
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  Speaker 2: got to see, I mean, Morgan is here. She is
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  Speaker 2: our soociate producer, von our video producer. We got dumb
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  Speaker 2: ass Tyler he's here. We got bored. We got Menji.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning Menji in the was that so funny? Well, yeah, here,
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  Speaker 2: let's try to get just for our entertainment. Right here
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  Speaker 2: we go.
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  Speaker 6: You're great.
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  Speaker 2: The hooid right right, there's a Menji. That's good. You're good.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a yeah, I like it. Phones are up
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  Speaker 2: in eight seven seven forty four sent us a text
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  Speaker 2: over to two to nine eight seven coming up on
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  Speaker 2: the show today. We got a brand new animated podcast.
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  Speaker 2: This one's really good. This one stars Greg Gory. All right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's really hot. It's really good. I think you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: like it.
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  Speaker 6: Uh see.
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  Speaker 2: We got some of the news headlines. Got the entertainment stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Birthday's porn of birthday coming up. But we had a
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  Speaker 2: great Saint Patti's Day. Did you ever figure out what happened? Because, uh,
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  Speaker 2: Gina was in here yesterday. She was freaking out because
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  Speaker 2: like I and I don't know what this is either.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard heard of it, but I'm not exactly sure
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  Speaker 2: what it is. What the f is a leprechaun trap?
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  Speaker 7: That's the what kids do?
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  Speaker 8: You're gonna make a lepre contrap?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what it is? Morgan? You know what
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  Speaker 2: a lepre con trap is?
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  Speaker 9: Well, it makes me think of that old the news
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  Speaker 9: video where they're catching the leprechns in the tree.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, curiosity leads to laurds and mobiles.
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  Speaker 2: Tritened community.
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  Speaker 4: Many of you bring binoculars, can quarders, even camera phones
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  Speaker 4: to take pictures to me and the like of lecond
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  Speaker 4: to me, I gotta do a look up bit of
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  Speaker 4: the tree. Witnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night.
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  Speaker 4: Others find it hard to believe and have come up
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  Speaker 4: with their own theories and explanations for the image.
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  Speaker 10: Good be a quacket, the wrong stuff and it told
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  Speaker 10: me to get up in a tree and play.
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  Speaker 2: A Yeah, so this guy had he thought it was
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  Speaker 2: a leprechaun flute. It was like a piece of scaffolding,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought it happened. But kids make them in school.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, they put together these lepre con tracts, which
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  Speaker 7: I've never seen, I've never heard of before.
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  Speaker 8: It's a shoe box.
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  Speaker 7: You cut out the top and you like try to
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  Speaker 7: get the lure of the leprechaun in and falls in
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  Speaker 7: and then it leaves you a prize because god forbid
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  Speaker 7: there's a holiday where kid doesn't get it. Rise.
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  Speaker 11: I did this in elementary school.
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  Speaker 12: We never set these up and like out in the
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  Speaker 12: field somewhere, and then the teacher kind of set it.
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  Speaker 11: Up where what she set it up.
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  Speaker 12: We would go there and check on the trap and
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  Speaker 12: then like they put out like a bunch of food.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, your menace. We did the same thing.
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  Speaker 14: They took us around the inside of the school.
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  Speaker 7: We did this.
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  Speaker 2: Her step son set one of these things out in
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  Speaker 2: the house. Now there was a panic yesterday.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she got a text.
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  Speaker 2: She got a text during the show.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got a text during the show. He's like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: he loved his leprechaun note. And by the way, where
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  Speaker 7: are those gold coins? He left, and I was like, why.
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  Speaker 2: Because they were in the Leper contract.
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  Speaker 7: They were in the Leper contray. I thought the leprecaun
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  Speaker 7: was supposed to take them, because I thought there were his.
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  Speaker 2: Coins eating cookies exactly the carrots for the rain I.
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  Speaker 7: Thought that was the point. I'm sorry, this is even
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  Speaker 7: too much whimsy for me. I didn't know. So I
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  Speaker 7: go there in the they're at work, and goes, well,
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  Speaker 7: you need to bring those home. He's freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: Where were they work?
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  Speaker 7: They were in the bottom of the trash, under all
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  Speaker 7: the food and spit and jelly in the chocolate ones.
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  Speaker 8: No, he made these like.
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  Speaker 7: Out of clay.
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  Speaker 2: Chocolate. I didn't just given these.
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  Speaker 7: I went and tried to dig around in the cash
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  Speaker 7: and I mean in the trash until it started to
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  Speaker 7: feel wet, and I aborted mission. He did not Sorry,
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  Speaker 7: he didn't get his gold back.
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  Speaker 2: So you never got him. He never brought him back.
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  Speaker 7: So I didn't have anything to do with this, I said,
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  Speaker 7: I ask your leprechaun. I don't know, Lebracon took it.
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  Speaker 7: What do you want from me? Got a prize?
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  Speaker 2: Shut up? Go chase down a rainbow?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll find at the end of the rainbow.
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  Speaker 8: I get as much as I love whimsy.
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  Speaker 7: This is too much.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, oh well coins are gone. Next time, you'll know,
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  Speaker 2: just leave whatever gift is there.
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  Speaker 7: Next time, God willing, he'll grow up a little bit
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  Speaker 7: and this won't happen. This he loves this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Now, menace. I I just saw that. You walked in
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  Speaker 2: and you have a box there. It looks like some
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  Speaker 2: kind of cake because there's plates as well. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: there's some balloons and one of the balloons says congratulations.
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  Speaker 2: And there's like a is that a stuffed strawberry at
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  Speaker 2: the bottom there?
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  Speaker 6: Stuffed animal?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not sure what that's about. Yeah, but do
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  Speaker 2: you want to tell us? There there's a note. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's a note. Should Menji open it?
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  Speaker 11: You should open you should open that note.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's a car, greg it's a car.
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  Speaker 6: Lucky you get to open it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, because I won't be able to read it,
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  Speaker 2: So go ahead, Yeah, all right, he's opening it. It
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  Speaker 2: says point.
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  Speaker 3: It's like sometimes it helps just to know someone cares.
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  Speaker 10: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: Then you open up there's a written note.
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  Speaker 3: Like it says Bubba, congrats in your first year at
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  Speaker 3: your job at iHeart, even though I'm of your job.
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  Speaker 2: Is this from your girlfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, proud of you, bubs, hopefully making moves a little
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  Speaker 3: embarrassment on your cake. Love you bunches, and uh over
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  Speaker 3: here on the side from Boo boos, I love you dad.
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  Speaker 2: Let me let me say, let me say, has it
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  Speaker 2: been a year? Wow? Yeah, congrats on your first year
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  Speaker 2: at your job at our heart. Even though about your job,
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  Speaker 2: why well do things that? Okay, we said nothing about
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  Speaker 2: her personally. It was just about going back with an
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  Speaker 2: X and if it works out great. We want what's
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  Speaker 2: best for men because we love Yeah, we don't know,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, we have something in common. We both
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  Speaker 2: love Menji, I'm not going to call him bubbs.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: What's the yeah? What's the strawberry about?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: So she's we call her the little strawberry. So the
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  Speaker 3: little okay, the kid boos the kid? Okay, gotcha got
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  Speaker 3: booz strawberry?
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  Speaker 6: Are you are you following?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 15: No, I got strawberry like it looks like it looks
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  Speaker 15: like yeah, looks at where you get it.
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  Speaker 2: Together?
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  Speaker 6: Not if she has good tasting cakes and.
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  Speaker 2: You better open that cake quickly because real sea masses,
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  Speaker 2: licking his lips over there, laughing already. What is it?
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  Speaker 6: What it's a big old cake.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it says, congrats.
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  Speaker 3: But one year at iHeart.
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  Speaker 2: How she says, one year at iHeart, not one year
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  Speaker 2: at the wood, the big company, the giant conglomerate.
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  Speaker 11: The bread is blood.
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  Speaker 2: It's like that. Now I want to see you eat
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  Speaker 2: that cake first.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, you better.
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  Speaker 2: Eat the cake first. Let's up, bubba.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, we lost over a big part of that note
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  Speaker 16: hopefully making moves.
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  Speaker 2: AKA, I don't like this job. Yeah, you need to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I mean, like you know, she he's uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, he's moving up in the world. Well, but
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  Speaker 2: is he? Though?
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  Speaker 17: What is he?
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  Speaker 2: What's he done the past year to move on? What
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  Speaker 2: are you talking about? This was a move, This was.
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  Speaker 11: This is probably the biggest move.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a chance for him to grow coming.
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  Speaker 3: Hereation that was that was over ten years.
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  Speaker 2: He was there a long time and he had you know,
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  Speaker 2: he had out, he had outgrown the cage. What's what's next?
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  Speaker 17: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, directing movies?
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  Speaker 6: Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. We'll find out. None of these
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  Speaker 2: jobs for any of us are forever. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: What's next? Apparently just apparently apparently, it's like like, wel,
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  Speaker 2: congratulations on your one year here at one year at
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  Speaker 2: that heart. That's AMoD heart, that's amazing a congratulations, Bubba.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna take a quick rank more wood he shows next,
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  Speaker 2: hang up show back in the mid.
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  Speaker 12: Corona, California this Friday. What's going on everybody? It's minus Yes,
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  Speaker 12: I will be in Corona at Vonn's on Magnolia doing
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  Speaker 12: a bunch of giveaways for the Woody Show After Hours Takeover. Now,
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  Speaker 12: we're gonna do a little different because it's gonna be
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  Speaker 12: kind of hot that day, so we're just gonna have
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  Speaker 12: it where you can just show up. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 12: a special QR code only for the time that I'm there.
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  Speaker 12: You're gonna scan that and then you're able to bounce.
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  Speaker 12: We want everybody to have a good time, so just
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  Speaker 12: come on through, say what's up real quick, scan that
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  Speaker 12: QR code, and we're gonna pick some winners. Also, you
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  Speaker 12: don't have to sit around with me for a couple hours,
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  Speaker 12: so that's pretty cool. So just make sure roll on
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  Speaker 12: through real quick, Corona, California, this Friday, March twentieth, between
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  Speaker 12: three and five pm at Vaughn's on Magnolia. I'll see
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  Speaker 12: you there.
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  Speaker 15: Is show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back, it's this day. Congratulations to our
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  Speaker 2: buddy Gabriel Iglesias Fluffy. He is the latest person to
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  Speaker 2: have their own line of booze. He's got He's got
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  Speaker 2: his own tequila and it's called Pocho Fino Tequila. It's
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  Speaker 2: it's a Mexican American together. So apparently I was I
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  Speaker 2: was watching Fluffy's interview on with the Club and he
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  Speaker 2: was talking about it, and I guess, Pocho is what dudes,
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  Speaker 2: like real Mexicans in Mexico called dudes who are Mexican
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  Speaker 2: but Americans American. You're not like one of us, is
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  Speaker 2: the way that Fluffy was explaining it. So they call
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  Speaker 2: him Pocho. So it's Pocho Fino tequila. So it's a
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  Speaker 2: Mexican American tequila. They got blanco Mexican candy and grilled
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  Speaker 2: pineapple flavors. My man, Oh yeah, yeah. They say it's
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  Speaker 2: not another celebrity Spirits launch, it's a passion project, blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah years in the making. It's anywhere from
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  Speaker 2: seventeen ninety nine to twenty nine ninety nine.
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  Speaker 12: Perfect, not one of those things as it's one hundred
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  Speaker 12: dollars a bottle, you know, it's like a three seventy
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  Speaker 12: five mili liter and a seven to fifty mili liter bottle.
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  Speaker 7: And I wonder if you would have something could maybe
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  Speaker 7: stop by maybe.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you know what, I'm sure he'd be got
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  Speaker 2: the big show with Joe Koy coming up this weekend
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  Speaker 2: at at Sofi Stadium.
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  Speaker 11: I'm sure they'll be pouring it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so Ample one sounds awesome, yes, yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: porosos with uh, you know Bert Tom Segura.
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyway, congratulations to Fluffy eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 2: What is the phone number? Hit us up with the
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  Speaker 2: text check in over to two to nine eight seven
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  Speaker 2: And what you got for us here.
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  Speaker 6: Greg Gory? Well, I have something for my jealousy and
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  Speaker 6: for menaces fandom of Radiohead. Radio Head, So they're being
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  Speaker 6: sarcastic by the way, audience, Well, they did the shows
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  Speaker 6: last year for the first time in eight years. They
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  Speaker 6: did twenty in the UK and in Europe, and they
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  Speaker 6: say they plan to do the next handful of years
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  Speaker 6: the same thing, twenty shows per year. No more, no less,
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  Speaker 6: twenty per year, and they're going to do it on
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  Speaker 6: each continent. My question would be, how are you going
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  Speaker 6: to do Antarctica? Yeah, is impossible, but regardless, the rumor
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  Speaker 6: is they're going to do twenty next year in North America,
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  Speaker 6: then twenty the following year in South America. Then it'll
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  Speaker 6: be Asia, et cetera.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty days of work.
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  Speaker 6: Twenty per year. Like, my jealousy is so nuclear nice? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I mean that rules so hard. They say they want
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  Speaker 6: to give absolutely everything each night. They don't ever want
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  Speaker 6: to be like they're just going through the motions of
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  Speaker 6: doing a show, and they say, we're not Spring Chickens anymore.
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  Speaker 6: So that's the plan. Twenty shows per year. None this year,
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  Speaker 6: so this starts next year.
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  Speaker 12: Then what is this thing called the Bunker at Coachella
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  Speaker 12: that they're doing. It's supposed to be the Radiohead Bunker.
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  Speaker 12: No one knows what it's about.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's about the Radiohead news.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's a big fan. Yeah, that's why I don't know.
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  Speaker 12: Just like those they're one of those bands that everyone
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  Speaker 12: says it's important.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that way about how you feel about Radiohead.
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  Speaker 2: Tame and Paula. Yeah, OK, because Tam and Paul is
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  Speaker 2: one of these bands that everybody loves to like you know,
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  Speaker 2: knob like hard. I'm not saying they're bad, Like there's
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  Speaker 2: a couple of songs that I think are good, but man,
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  Speaker 2: the level of worship like Radiohead. Radiohead has creep high
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  Speaker 2: and dry, fake plastic trees, karma police, uh huh's more
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  Speaker 2: than I could have. And that's about it. I'm saying
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  Speaker 2: as far as the songs that there's other ones that
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  Speaker 2: you know like I but like those four songs I
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  Speaker 2: think are I love those songs?
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  Speaker 11: Those are all really good bad songs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the amount of worship and just like
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  Speaker 2: at the altar of written that part, I don't get
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  Speaker 2: That's what.
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  Speaker 11: It is with me.
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  Speaker 12: And then like yeah, the fans, like the super ultra
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  Speaker 12: fans are mega douchers always. And then I did have
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  Speaker 12: an incident once at a show.
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  Speaker 2: An incident.
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  Speaker 12: Well, I used to do a lot of photography at shows,
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  Speaker 12: and the rules are you stand there for the first
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  Speaker 12: three songs, you take photos of the band, and who's
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  Speaker 12: the lead singer the Radiohead Tom Tom York, Tom DeLong.
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  Speaker 12: He was performing like some solo thing out of this
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  Speaker 12: music festival and I'm there, I'm following the rules. I'm
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  Speaker 12: taking the first you know, first three songs. I'm a
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  Speaker 12: song in and then somebody comes out of nowhere and
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  Speaker 12: they go, unless you have been approved by Nasty Man Productions,
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  Speaker 12: you need to leave Lasty Man.
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  Speaker 2: Like I had no idea.
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  Speaker 12: They had their own special rules to take photos that
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  Speaker 12: day that I was not aware of. But it's just
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  Speaker 12: and they're just acting like it was so important, like
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  Speaker 12: I was like taking photos of government secrets, like I
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  Speaker 12: just don't care.
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  Speaker 2: And what he's I'm looking at her their singles.
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  Speaker 16: They have four songs that people might know that people
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  Speaker 16: might know again from the nineties, So kids, no idea.
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  Speaker 6: And now they're working twenty days a year.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean lucky.
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  Speaker 2: That's hard, but it's just pretty good.
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  Speaker 11: Sphere is just not fun for me, that's all.
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  Speaker 6: And society does that in general with most things, Like
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  Speaker 6: we put all the importance on acting and singing and who.
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  Speaker 7: Cares, and then everyone around them treats them like Fort Knock, Greg.
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  Speaker 16: We should probably worship some people who have you into
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  Speaker 16: science and invention. Oh, I don't know, like Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so, Greg, you're gonna hate this. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: I have been reintroduced and have an appreciation more so
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  Speaker 2: now than I ever have for Bob Dylan.
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  Speaker 18: Because there was there was that came up, because then
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  Speaker 18: I went because then then I went down like a
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  Speaker 18: rabbit hole.
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  Speaker 2: Great songs Bob Dylan has, Yes, of course, He's got
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  Speaker 2: a ton of great songs. If your time, Yeah, any
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  Speaker 2: better stock the.
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  Speaker 19: Shag?
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  Speaker 6: I mean they always are, Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about the answer? My friend is blowing in
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  Speaker 2: the world, master man?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, how many, Greg?
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  Speaker 2: Who are you? I don't know. I don't believe we've met. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like what like a rolling stone. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think this is low t I think this is well.
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  Speaker 2: My life is pretty much over. Yeah, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 6: You're gonna start wearing sweaters when it's like a certain
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  Speaker 6: temperature now in the house, slippers.
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  Speaker 2: This song is great. You stick with Rocky. There's there's
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  Speaker 2: there's not There's not any Bob Dylan you like.
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  Speaker 6: Really, And the way that Menace described the preciousness of
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: the fandom of Radiohead that by ten for Bob Milp.
• 17:02
  Speaker 16: But people like make these movies about him ducks he
• 17:07
  Speaker 16: hit it. It's not just oh, these are good songs.
• 17:09
  Speaker 16: It's oh, he's a spiritual poet and a philosopher.
• 17:15
  Speaker 12: If you watch the movie with Timothy Charlamagne or her
• 17:21
  Speaker 12: Bob Dylan comes off as the biggest scam artist ever
• 17:24
  Speaker 12: for sure.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like, oh my god.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: So he's laughing at his fans. Yeah, I'm very disappointed.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, so I love this, lady.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Like the covers of this song, Like Ministry did a
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: cover of the song that is so hard and cool.
• 17:47
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  Speaker 16: I think this is Hey, well, I guess life's over.
• 17:59
  Speaker 16: I have Laura, my kids are going up to college.
• 18:02
  Speaker 11: I gotta think of the memories that I have.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: We got to get him like one of those chains
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: for his classes so we can wear him around his neck.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's it. Yeah, this is a Ministry so good,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Lay lady lay Yeah, covering bombed up. Now you gonna
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: remember I was very much on board with Greg saying
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: how hardcore h she overrated? The Beatles were there and
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: then and then all of a sudden, I went down
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: a rabbit hole of beetles. I'm like, all right, I
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: kind of get it. Yeah, wow, oh my god, when
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: is that hold on anything?
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: Let's go get drinks and get to know each other.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: See it's a long song, but it rules. Bob Dylan
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: could learn a thing or two from them, you.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Know, I would.
• 18:48
  Speaker 16: He's probably too old and too like on Mount Everest
• 18:51
  Speaker 16: to get me too. But for someone who came up
• 18:54
  Speaker 16: in the sixties and fifties when he did, he had
• 18:56
  Speaker 16: to hook up with some underage chicks and just hopefully
• 18:58
  Speaker 16: could come out in an exposement.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Probably you should be canceled.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Bob Dylan's song not Guns n' Roses.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: Did you know it's the guns?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah? So good? That's good.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Wow, you're like my friends say, I'm like a stoner
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: who doesn't smoke weed. Dude. It's kind of like, you know.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: You know what, I think I'm just getting more zen.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I think I'm getting more zen in my my older age. Alright,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: bring us back to earth. Vincent what you got what's
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: his real name?
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: Vincent Chase?
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was you know, he was the
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: alleged star of Entourage.
• 19:41
  Speaker 11: He always made that argument he was the most.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Disposable character on Onourage. Yeah, well that was that was
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: the Ari Gold show. That was the Johnny Drama and
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Turtle show.
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: Well, he lives in Austin, Texas now, and he stated
• 19:54
  Speaker 12: that he would return to acting as long as he
• 19:57
  Speaker 12: just does it in Texas, Like, okay, he doesn't. He's
• 20:00
  Speaker 12: so in demand he can make that kind of he
• 20:02
  Speaker 12: doesn't hate California, but he just like doesn't want to
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: leave home, and he has like the giant ranch that
• 20:09
  Speaker 12: he works on. It looks pretty cool, and he kind
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: of just doesn't want to travel far for work.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: It sounds like Radiohead, they only want to work twenty
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: days a year. Yeah, support that.
• 20:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I thought you guys would.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Greg. Also, I also kind of changed my tune a
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: bit on No. Maybe maybe because I've been contemplating it
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: more about the idea of retirement. Oh uh huh.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: That sounds like a wet dream.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: It sounds like that. Yeah, but I've changed my tune
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: Because you used to think, oh, it's going to be
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: so boring.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, no, I've been looking more forward to it,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: like my kids getting out of high school and then
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: you know, no more waking up in the middle of
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: the night, that kind of.
• 20:53
  Speaker 16: Well, now you've got a hobby which you can do
• 20:55
  Speaker 16: and take care.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Sure, but I I don't think I'm into the idea
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: of I'm more into the radiohead thing, like you work
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: when and how you want.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: But the whole idea of not working, not doing anything
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: is not great. And I'll tell you why I had
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: this weird all of a sudden. I never thought about
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: it this way. At that point, when you retire, the
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: next thing is death. It's okay, that's it. Like they're like, like,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: that's think about that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: You're not wrong.
• 21:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, the next big event is death.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: That's the next thing. What's the next thing after retirement,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: what's the next thing?
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Death?
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: I mean, you do have kids, so they I mean
• 21:36
  Speaker 12: they get married and have.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That's your next chapters.
• 21:41
  Speaker 11: I mean I.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Don't I don't care about that. But think, think about
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: think about that.
• 21:46
  Speaker 11: I didn't know we.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Talked about that. I'm not the idea of grandkids. God,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get I'm trying to get away from
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: looking after and caring for kids. Okay, But like so
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: the idea of not of just kind of doing your
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: own thing and not having the obligation. That's great. I
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: want less obligation in my life.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: I dream of it.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: But the whole thing is like, Okay, you're retired now,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: the next big thing is death. I mean it is.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: You're not wrong about that because you're.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: Not going to go travel the world now.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: It's what you fill your time with.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I'll do some traveling because I want to fly right
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: and go do whatever. But I'm saying just but even still,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: that is that is, that is Heaven's waiting room. That
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: stage your life, that is Heaven's waiting room.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: It would be better if we could just flip it around. Yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: So that whole idea of doing what you want when
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: you want that, that part sounds great. It's the other
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: part of it that's kind of messing me up right now.
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: I don't know, I argue with I know you say
• 22:38
  Speaker 12: you're not into it now, but when you're your kids
• 22:41
  Speaker 12: are getting married and having kids, that'll be that'll fill.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: My wife's yeah exactly, Yeah, that'll be more of Jen's thing.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, on her own to deal with it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I'm saying I'll dislike the kids, the grandkids. I'm not
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: saying that. You know, and maybe you know what, maybe
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: maybe I'll feel differently at the time, but I'm just
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: thinking like, man, because right now, and maybe it's because
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: of where I'm at right now, like the idea of
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: getting these kids out of the house that is the
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: most appealing, and not being responsible for kids and not
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: looking at and certainly not going backwards to where now
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: there's kids in diapers and you got to watch out everything,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: and that sounds awful. My wife and I see people
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: now like new babies, and we go, oh god, it
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: gives us like a like a visceral reaction, you know.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: So that's why right now, as I say here, right now,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I can sit here and tell you like that sounds
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: completely unappealing.
• 23:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah, you need to be an empty nester first.
• 23:29
  Speaker 20: I can miss it and say like, oh, I want
• 23:31
  Speaker 20: the you know, grand kids around.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: That sounds great. I was just talking to some of
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: the other day. Their kids are off of college, they're
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: both out of the house, and she was like, oh, yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: he goes. My wife and I like, after work on Friday,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: like we'll go out somewhere and uh, we'll have a
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: few drinks and there's a hotel neighbor we'll stay there
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: for the night.
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: Nice, Like you can do that, ye hear about the
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: people that are like once the kids left, we realized
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: we didn't really have anything in call.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Well that's your fault.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, see the way you went down this rabbit hole
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: with Bob Dylan. Now I'm going to go down a
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: mental rap at w hole thinking like, are we going
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: to look back at this day and say we should
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: have fifty one fifty? Wouldy?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, we should have you maybe committed or get you help.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: I think these are all reasonable things. Not you that
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: it's it's disconcerned.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're bad things. It's more zen, right,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: it's more zen. It's more as opposed to just sitting
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: there waiting for death. Now I'm going like, I don't
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: know if I want that.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: I think maybe Greg's thinking like this is like a
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: bad omen like what else.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Is behind us?
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: It's worrisome.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know what is this phase of life? Is
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: this like your reevaluation phase?
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Like what is this like free retirement? I don't know, Anderie.
• 24:36
  Speaker 11: Steve has been saying the whole time, preparing for death.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: No, this is not preparing for death. No, it's almost
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: the opposite.
• 24:42
  Speaker 16: He'll still like, look Amazon will still be there for
• 24:44
  Speaker 16: his wife to buy stuff from, but he'll still have
• 24:46
  Speaker 16: his plane, right, yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Exactly, welcome back. They are very mean spirited back anybody.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I really I forgot the birthdays we got so carried
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: one and Bob Dylan.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: Radiohead, now we lost you.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, Greg's very concerned.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: I'm upset.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: March eighteenth today is Global Recycling Day.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Yuck, because it's a joke. It's a joke, is I
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: used to think? So you guys changed my mind theater.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: There's so many videos you you know where they're the recycling,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: you know, uh, separated things out in public places where
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: oh this is where your bottles and cans go, and
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: this is where your landfill trash goes. And then the
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: city comes around and collects it and it all goes
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: in the same truck.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I guess sold to other countries.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: And maybe get separated somewhere else, but it was already separated,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: like it's it's bs right, and they're just mad. They're
• 25:34
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• 25:35
  Speaker 16: A lot of places have put like tracking devices now
• 25:37
  Speaker 16: that they're so easy in recycling. Yeah, it all gets
• 25:39
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• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, today's awkward moments day, it's a forgive mom and
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: dad day. I must say it did something really truly
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: terrible awful to you. You know, I need to get
• 25:51
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• 25:53
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• 25:55
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• 25:58
  Speaker 2: existent relationship over something. When you hear aboudy go that's
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: it right, well, and that's the thing.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: That's what SeaBASS is always saying, just do the right thing,
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: go to therapy, get over it, and get on with you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 16: I don't say that, I say, go to therapy and
• 26:10
  Speaker 16: then keep going.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: And it's always and then always talk about it your
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: personality exactly. And I'm saying that from a perspective of like,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: you know, I had a really weird you know, high
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: school existence. People like, man, you still have a relationship
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: with your parents like got I do? Man, I don't
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: know if I'll be able to do that. I go, well,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: here's the thing, and I you know, and I explained
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: to my position and then I hear what they're so
• 26:30
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• 26:34
  Speaker 2: not to yeah, you know, what absolutely to diminish other
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: people and what they're They're big thing is sometimes I'm like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: are you kidding? That's it? Yeah, it's silly, like they
• 26:42
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• 26:44
  Speaker 2: a car when I started driving, Like, oh really, this
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: is why you don't talk to him now you're thirty.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, cut your life.
• 26:50
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• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I hope. So he weighed in on this online debate
• 27:08
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• 27:15
  Speaker 16: I know how Menace will say, yeah, Henry Cavell Hello,
• 27:19
  Speaker 16: say that he's you know, classically good looking.
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• 27:25
  Speaker 2: There was an online debate. I guess they were comparing
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: the hotness of Timothy Shallamagne and Henry Cavell cavil. Okay,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: all right, so uh the post claim thinking Timothy shallow
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: May is more attractive than Henry Cavell is what happens
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: when you've been on birth control for ten years, and
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Elon Musk responded with a bulls eye emoji.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: First of all, I think the girls will agree with
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: me that Timothy Shellmy is not attractive. Oh I think
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: he is, okay.
• 27:50
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  Speaker 13: He's like a little skinny guy for sure.
• 27:54
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  Speaker 2: who started birth control later adjusted their idea the old
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  Speaker 2: on birth control have more estrogen, making them more likely
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: to be attracted to men with higher testosterone levels. That
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: makes sense, who often have more masculine features like a
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  Speaker 8: I just thought we all wanted that anyway.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Elon says that chicks, uh, you know, on
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: birth control like more feminine guys like.
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  Speaker 7: The k Publican dudes.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe it.
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  Speaker 11: He doesn't know science at.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: All, exactly.
• 28:28
  Speaker 16: Control a long time ago, and our birth rates in
• 28:31
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• 28:34
  Speaker 16: I don't know.
• 28:34
  Speaker 20: I don't think that's true because like the Timothy Shallome type,
• 28:38
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• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Uh, Gina believes that you need to end up with
• 28:44
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• 28:54
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• 28:58
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  Speaker 2: the box with, Well, that would be like you step
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  Speaker 2: out of line.
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: She wants to get like thrown around.
• 29:05
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  Speaker 2: someone like if you step out of line that.
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• 29:22
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• 29:29
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• 29:37
  Speaker 2: know he's like that total like you know, like can drink, yeah, mechanic,
• 29:43
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• 29:46
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• 29:54
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• 29:56
  Speaker 2: How does Steamboat Willy compare to your dad personality wise?
• 30:00
  Speaker 13: I don't think he's like my dad.
• 30:02
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• 30:04
  Speaker 2: because maybe I just don't want to think about having
• 30:06
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  Speaker 2: When Girls Go Oral Volume one, Yes, and she was
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: also in Who Forget Like this is like her Gone
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  Speaker 2: with the Wind? Who Can Forget her un Forgot role
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: on Leszie lick Hers, Yeah, Leszie lick Hers, Leslie lick Hers, Yeah. Zie.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: That's Dinah Lauren who is sixty one oh and Special
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  Speaker 2: Meat Therapy was a good one. She's in She's sixty
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  Speaker 2: one years old today. And that your porter birthday, your
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  Speaker 2: celebrity birthdays, and that is a Wednesday. Look what's happening
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  Speaker 2: There's a brand new animated podcast, Sex new animated podcast.
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  Speaker 2: So we have h this animator. Are we down to one?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Just the one guy? Now? We used to have a
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  Speaker 2: couple that we worked with a whole all right. Yeah,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: well you know downsize and yeah, you know shrink flation.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same price.
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  Speaker 11: Go with everything that every company's saying now.
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  Speaker 2: AI. Even though I.
• 34:10
  Speaker 16: Wonder if you are about we're probably a year away
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  Speaker 16: from being able to fully do this in house with AI.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like we got to be pretty close.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: So just the things that it can I mean, look
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  Speaker 2: at these like cinematic looking things that you can just
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: type in prompts.
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  Speaker 16: Probably if I, if I spend some time, we could
• 34:25
  Speaker 16: probably do it. Now yeah what if we did?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you know how they can do the prompts
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: and you pick like your actors or whatever. What if
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: we did AI casting of actors and actresses for each
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: person on the show, Like other word, it's like, you know,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: they're going to cast a movie about this show. Who
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: would play Greg? Who would play me? So you find
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: we find these AI people that look like us, you know,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: and then we put them into one of these like
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: cinematic things and we say, uh, here, act this out
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: and just and just see what it comes up with,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Like you just see what it spits out, because we
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: could say, like, uh, this voice belongs to this character.
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  Speaker 2: This voice belongs to this character, and so when it
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: does it, you know, maybe we can get like like
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: a live action quote like a I A I Mated podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Here's one. There are the current known actors.
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  Speaker 6: It's casting.
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  Speaker 16: What he would be Bill Hayter, Bill from Barry and L.
• 35:20
  Speaker 16: Greg Gory would be Oscar Isaac which I could see
• 35:23
  Speaker 16: that I see Bill for Greg. Yeah, he's the guy
• 35:27
  Speaker 16: from the Star Wars Menace.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Danny McBride is Oscar this guy, Yeah, I could see ye.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I can see.
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  Speaker 16: Dark curly hair, Sea Bass. They have Michael Pania, who's
• 35:45
  Speaker 16: if you don't know, he's been love him.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: He's like he's been in everything, and he's been with
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: Danny McBride. I don't know why he'd be Sea.
• 35:54
  Speaker 16: Bass, his Hispanic guy who's been every movie, Gena Grad,
• 35:59
  Speaker 16: Aubrey Plase, Oh, I like that, Okay, And Sammy Kristin Shall.
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: Although I love Christian Shall, I think Morgan would be
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: more Aubrey Plaza.
• 36:06
  Speaker 16: Yes, agreed. And Christian Shaw would be nobody.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: She's one of the crazy voice from like Bobs Burger.
• 36:12
  Speaker 16: And Last Mon on Earth, and she's kind of a
• 36:16
  Speaker 16: goofy weirdo, which I don't think we have this.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: This would know her.
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's in every cartoon.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, Sammy would not be Christian Shaw. She'd be like
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: some little blonde dits or whatever.
• 36:28
  Speaker 16: Geez, not nice actress, I mean an actress actress.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I don't want that, because you're right. I mean, this
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: could be like something just a couple of years away
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: where we just feed because the audio is from a
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: segment on The Woody Show. We set it off to
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: this animator guy and he makes a little cartoon episode
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: out of it, and we have tons of these things,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: dozens and dozens and dozens. They're all Yeah, they're all
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: posted on our YouTube page. YouTube dot YouTube dot com
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  Speaker 2: slash the WOODI Show and this new one stars Greg Gory.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah you want to set it up?
• 36:59
  Speaker 16: Yeah, it's about how Greg has an insatiable lust for wieners.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: Plain and simple. Yeah, I mean that's it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Why were we talking like one of the craziest things
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: you've done?
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're dating. We were talking like one night stands.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, And this is the craziest thing that
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Greg did for basically a one night stand.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Or went so got divorced and went straight headfirst into
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: a mega who face met this one guy online who
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: lived three hundred and fifty miles away, flew him.
• 37:30
  Speaker 14: In your house? Or did you get a hotel to.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: My house like an idiot? Right, yeah, drive to the
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: airport pick him up. I nice to meet you, knowing
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: damn well, what we're about to do? He said? What
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: do you like to eat in the morning for breakfast?
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: He says, well, I like oatmeal. So we stopped at
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: the grocery store and we realize we need a couple
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: of other things as well, condoms, lube, and oatmeals. We
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: started watching TV hanging out and then yeah, so I
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: guess we're going to have sex now. The thing that
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: sucked the most. This was a Friday night and I realized,
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: oh my god, he's here until like Sunday evening. And
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: by late Friday night I was over it. And I
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: don't remember what we did during the day, like, oh,
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: you want to go sight.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: Saying did you talk to him again?
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Ever, his first name was Joel. That's all.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: You can find him on Facebook. See he's doing that.
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: Joel Oatmeal.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: This type in the search show and don't oat me
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: right right, he'll pop right up.
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  Speaker 6: God, that was not my best weekend. Yeah, I mean
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: it was a good weekend.
• 38:45
  Speaker 16: It's a tin thing with Like I just realized this
• 38:47
  Speaker 16: when you have someone to stay with you that you
• 38:48
  Speaker 16: have to basically plan three dates a day.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: At breakfast date, we need a lunch date. Imagine that,
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Tyler J. Like, how do you feel he's trying to
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: He's trying to schedule one day? Like I knew what
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: we were going to do at night. Yeah, you know,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know what to do with
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: you. You guys are gonna go to melting Pot right probably
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: if you say to him, come here, kiss here. Yeah,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: give me a kid. If you want to see the
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: animated podcast this new one that they did a great
• 39:18
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• 39:21
  Speaker 2: all the other ones that we have there posted for
• 39:22
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• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Woodies Show. Back to the show. All right, so we
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• 39:45
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• 39:47
  Speaker 2: after the show you can leave whatever you Guys, if
• 39:49
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• 39:51
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• 39:56
  Speaker 2: We got some after hours voicemails, people leaving us a
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: couple of things. Here uh, here is one that we got.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Sammy discovered electric toothbrush. Yeah wow, yeah really
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: was that like your cheer jeer like it was Yeah,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I tried one.
• 40:14
  Speaker 14: It was incredible.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: And then we're like, wow, electric toothbrushes. Welcome, what's the
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: next big discovery? I know the wheel this has been
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: this has been around for after hours voicemail.
• 40:25
  Speaker 21: Hey, I was just listening to the podcast Sammy, you're
• 40:29
  Speaker 21: freaking out about the electric toothbrush. Like a year ago,
• 40:32
  Speaker 21: I got my first electric toothbrush, and I could not
• 40:35
  Speaker 21: believe what a difference it makes. It was the first
• 40:38
  Speaker 21: time that I went to the dentist and the cleaning
• 40:41
  Speaker 21: technician told me that I did not leave her very
• 40:44
  Speaker 21: much work. So yeah, they make a huge difference.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But Greg, you just had a recent discuss again,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: like something that everybody else knew of everybody else.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: I'm like, really, Greg, I knew about it, but I
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: never treated myself to it. It's lamer than electric toothbrush,
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: that's for damn sure. But I finally said, you know what,
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: at this age, I deserve it. I don't even want
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: to say it anymore. Foaming hand soap.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: I always get like liquid hand soap, but when it's
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: in the thing and it looks just like pure water
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: and then you put it on, it's just like shaving cream.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: My mom has it, all my friends have it, and
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: I'm like.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: This is awesome. You know what, I deserve it, And.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: I finally treated myself. Foaming soap. Yes, that that is
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: my electric toothbrush.
• 41:48
  Speaker 13: The only use I get it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 16: I will say this, Greg, I went not. There's there's
• 41:52
  Speaker 16: no reason for it not to be foaming anymore, really
• 41:55
  Speaker 16: unless like like unless, like when I go to public places,
• 41:57
  Speaker 16: they don't have foaming.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I'm people years this because.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: I like, I usually just get liquid soap, the hand soap. Yeah,
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: I don't really care. It makes washing your hands fun.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: I don't even understand what the difference isn't.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's yeah. After our voicemail Wooding what, Yeah,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: we've talked a lot about, you know, the i D thing,
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: the real idea. Yeah, Greg doesn't want it. He isn't
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: eventually going to have to get it like everybody else.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: And we're talking. I forget exactly what we're talking about.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I think, uh, one of the things, and I'm not
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: sure what to listen to the voicemail first. This could
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: be because I forget where it was. But they made
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: the rule of the law, whatever you want to call it,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: that you had to put now on your actual ID,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: your state issued i D gender at birth right, And
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: my my whole point was like I don't really care
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: because like, dude, what's the point of an ID if
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: you can put just whatever you want on there?
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: That was your yes.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Now, people made people made good points because they ask you, like,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: what's your hair color, what's your eye color?
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: What's your weight?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Like on our driver's license it says what your weight is.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: You know, there's no scale there, you know the people,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: but I mean it's got to be I don't know,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: it's gotta be right, like so the one right. But
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: but you know, but like the point is like I
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: don't I don't really see like why we should just
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: be able to put like maybe there should be a
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: scale there. That would be fun giving me.
• 43:22
  Speaker 16: A new challenge because I love taking like, you know,
• 43:24
  Speaker 16: funny stuff for my licenses. Now, I'm just gonna put
• 43:26
  Speaker 16: the highest weight I can get.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put like a six hundred pounds and see if
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: anybody says anything like, wow, you look great. You're so
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: we got this. We got this. After hours voicemail here.
• 43:36
  Speaker 22: Hey, I've been listening to your program for the last
• 43:39
  Speaker 22: few minutes, and you're talking about people with the proper identification.
• 43:44
  Speaker 22: I used to work at Walmart and I worked in
• 43:46
  Speaker 22: this on the cigarette aisle and stuff, and I got
• 43:49
  Speaker 22: a customer, big tall woman gives me her ID because
• 43:53
  Speaker 22: I got approve her purchases cigarettes and alcohol and whatnot.
• 43:57
  Speaker 22: She hands me her id and it's a picture of
• 43:59
  Speaker 22: a and uh. I looked at it and I looked
• 44:02
  Speaker 22: at her. And I looked at it and I looked
• 44:04
  Speaker 22: at her and I said, I can't. I can't sell
• 44:06
  Speaker 22: you these items. This person is not what I'm looking at. Now,
• 44:10
  Speaker 22: you have to look like the picture, doesn't. I don't
• 44:13
  Speaker 22: have time to read see how heavy you are, or
• 44:15
  Speaker 22: what color your eyes are, or your hair color, and
• 44:18
  Speaker 22: none of that. You just I'm busy, I'm bringing out people,
• 44:21
  Speaker 22: and your face has to look like the face. His
• 44:24
  Speaker 22: face had tons of makeup on, he had he really
• 44:27
  Speaker 22: looks fabulous. He looked like a woman. I had to
• 44:31
  Speaker 22: decline him, and then managers came over and they too
• 44:35
  Speaker 22: had to decline him. That's in regard to this subject.
• 44:38
  Speaker 22: When you're being wrong out, your picture has to look
• 44:41
  Speaker 22: like that face. Said you have that day if you
• 44:44
  Speaker 22: want to buy drugs or alcohol or cigarettes. Got I
• 44:47
  Speaker 22: comment says okay.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: I said, it's too confusing to be like, well, this
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: is my gender birth, but this is nothing what I
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: look like.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I was curious as to why, like when you go
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: for your passport photo, why you can't smile Why you
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: have to And you want another reason.
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: Why, because you're not going to be smiling when you
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: get pulled over.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Nope, No, it's because the facial recognition technology doesn't recognize
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: you when you smile, doesn't get a nice team like, yeah,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: like it won't, it won't, like at least the stuff
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: they're using now.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: I'm sure it'll get better. That might be today's reason,
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: but that's always been the Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 14: But like at the airport, I smile when I walk past.
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: That, and I have a big smile in my driver life.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: It's the reason you're not allowed to smile.
• 45:30
  Speaker 16: I was told when I got my news passport that
• 45:32
  Speaker 16: I submitted a photo that had me smiling, and they
• 45:34
  Speaker 16: said they'll probably get rejected.
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's and that's the reason. So like when you
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: look it up, at least who knows, at least.
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: Today's well, I've always had a smiling picture.
• 45:43
  Speaker 12: You weren't in the room when we first talked about this.
• 45:45
  Speaker 12: But like I said, with you know, your eye color
• 45:49
  Speaker 12: and your weight and all that kind of stuff, all
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: that's gonna go away with facial recognition. Like they're not
• 45:54
  Speaker 12: going to have you put that on your id anymore.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah, not everyone.
• 45:59
  Speaker 11: It's not even gonna be a argument.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, what are you after hours? Voicemail?
• 46:04
  Speaker 10: Everybody shows on the podcast, and you guys were kind
• 46:09
  Speaker 10: of poking a little fun at this girl who posted
• 46:11
  Speaker 10: on her social media that she steps on a couch
• 46:13
  Speaker 10: for two years and she's her little self esteem and
• 46:16
  Speaker 10: she finally got herself a bed.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay. So just just a little frame of
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: reference on this for those of you who might have
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: missed the conversation is when Greg Fitzimmons was in and
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I wanted to get his take on it, was it
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: like basically an odd babe or an eye roll because
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: this girl had posted and people it was on this
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: like good news account and it was this girl and
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: it's a picture of her in his bed, like looking
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: like she's ready to be tucked in, and it said,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: you know something along the lines of like after sleeping
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: on a couch for two years because I feel like
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't deserve a bed, I bought myself a bed
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: and now she's sleeping in his bed. It was the
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: most hardcore eye roll I've governed. So I'm like, this
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: is just one of those things you're putting out there
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: just for attention, so we will go you are worthy,
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: are good for you. It's like you bought a bed,
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and even sleep on a
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: couch for two years because you felt like you didn't
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: deserve a bed. Stop it. Stop it. Nobody who's posting
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: things like that feels that terribly about themselves. I don't
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: believe that. No, it's because they love themselves. That's the
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: reason that you post these things, because you have this
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: certain idea about yourself and you're looking to get it
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: validated from other people. Is it sad fishing? Is that
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: we're talking about. Yeah, sad fishing. Yeah. Anyways, that's what
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: she's talking abouts. Are like kind of.
• 47:24
  Speaker 21: Dumping on her or whatever.
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: I'm not here to talk about that. But you guys
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: seem to hate it when people post on social media,
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: quote for attention.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: But that's all.
• 47:32
  Speaker 10: Social media is, ever. That's all any posts on any
• 47:36
  Speaker 10: social media about anything, ever, That's all it is is attention.
• 47:40
  Speaker 10: You could be posting about I got married today. We're
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: posting it because you want attention. You want to have
• 47:45
  Speaker 10: the likes and the hearts and the reaction or you
• 47:47
  Speaker 10: could post something to kind of sad, like I have
• 47:50
  Speaker 10: low sell esteem and I finally bought myself a bed.
• 47:52
  Speaker 10: That's for attention too, Like all social media is is
• 47:55
  Speaker 10: attention seeking. That's all it ever is. That's the point
• 47:58
  Speaker 10: of it, you know what I mean? Making fun of
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: somebody for posting something quote for attention seeking. It's just
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: like it's redundant to point it out because that's the point.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: She's missing the point. No, because while she's right, then yes, yeah,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: anything you posed, yeah, it's getting otherwise getting attention. It's
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: the type of attention that you're seeing.
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: There's there's what she's talking about. Yes, generally everybody would
• 48:23
  Speaker 12: like attention on their post.
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: Don't disagree with.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Her, or just if you're sharing something that you did
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: this weekend or something that you whatever got married.
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: There is being over the top about.
• 48:33
  Speaker 16: It for attention's sake. Is the difference. It's not attention
• 48:38
  Speaker 16: for hey, I know people care about my life, or hey,
• 48:40
  Speaker 16: we have this clip from the Woody Show. We'd like
• 48:42
  Speaker 16: we think you guys would be interested in. It's I
• 48:44
  Speaker 16: I don't really feel this way about slape sleeping on
• 48:47
  Speaker 16: the couch. I'm posting something that I think will get
• 48:49
  Speaker 16: attention just because I want attention, not because it's not
• 48:52
  Speaker 16: because it's.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Uh, it's it's inherent to who I am. Right, it's
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: that it's the type of attention that you're seeking.
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: But I think overall she's we're all saying the same thing.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think we are. Really we are absolutely not.
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: Because if you wanted to keep it private, you keep
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: it private. Well, if you're putting it online, it's now
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: public attention.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: To give you an example, all right, got married this weekend? Okay, cool? Yeah, right?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Post of you sitting in a hospital waiting room with
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: the brace it on going today, that's that's different the
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: way you want people to know. No, because one one
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: is yeah you want different, yes, yes, but you want.
• 49:31
  Speaker 23: People to go, oh my god, that's that's the next step.
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: But that's not what she's saying. She's saying, you post
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: online because you want people to know, and that is
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: all posted.
• 49:43
  Speaker 16: But this is a different the quality of posting.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Correct, thank you.
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: That's all right.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: We can look, we can agree to it.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: I disagree or not get I guess I don't she
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: literally just because I would love to go Yeah, well,
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: she's wrong because this dumb bitch with her bed because
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: I agree with that that this dumb bitch with her
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: bed needs to nobody needs to know that. But she
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: was saying all social media is for attention, meaning you
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: will in the public.
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: She didn't want it to be that part.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: We agree.
• 50:11
  Speaker 16: She's refusing to see the gradations that we're describing.
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: No, but you were refusing to believe that what I
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: just said was correct.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: He's agreeing with what you said I wasn't getting. Yes, Yes,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: we've all agreed, like everybody in this room, right, we
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: all have the baseline of getting is for attention, attention,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: and then.
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: There are branches as to why you are seeking that attention.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: But it's more than that, right exactly, it's the type
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: of attention that you're going for, which is what we
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: are ridiculed.
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: In fact, Oh, this girl got roasted, as she should.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: And this was so funny because I was literally, uh,
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: visiting my dad's grave, hanging out playing cowboy music because
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: that's what he liked. And I was just really relaxing
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: and peaceful. It was his anniversary. Yes, And and I'm
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: driving home, I mean I no, No, I pulled over
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: to the side of the road to look at Instagram, right, Greg,
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: I hope So this.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Girl I pulled over safely.
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: Girl, this woman posted a selfie with her dying father
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: in the background, half clothed in his hospital gown, with
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: his mouth sort of slack jawn and his eyes closed,
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: being like, how do you say good but she's smiling,
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: by the way, how do you say goodbye to a
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: loved one? And everyone's like, I don't know, maybe by
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: taking this picture down?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the psycho when it was like the
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: final days of James Vanderbeek and there were some pictures
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: and I forget who's the one who posted it, but
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: he was, but they posted it, I don't know, but
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: they posted it with James Vanderbeek's wife's permission, Like and uh,
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: you know what it was a.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: It wasn't cerit. It wasn't that undignified.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: It was a real touching the photo and like a
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: heartbreaking photo at the same time. It even made me
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: uncomfortable thinking like, man, like if I'm him, Like, you know,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: if I'm him, would I want that out there? And
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I think in that moment, even if he wore a
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: public person, I think, in like those final moments, that's
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: not where I want social media to end.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: You know, yeah, memory totally wrong? Was it Alfonso Roberto? Yes, yeah, Okay,
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: that's who it was. I remember that's who.
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: That's the thing. It's like your especially when it's your dad,
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: like you don't want to post him being so undignified
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: and that in his deathbed. What's wrong with you?
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I want time after the show. Uh, if you want
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: some attention, you can leave it for us on the
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: after hours voicemail. Whatever you got at eight seven seven
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: forty four, Woody, that's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Well,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: we got your after hours takeover passes for you. Five
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: packs them things all throughout the morning. Be there as
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: we take over Disney California Adventure Monday, April twentieth Noice,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: you got a bonus chances side have been winning. You
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: go to Alberton's Vond's Pavilions. There's a code in the
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: stores and you just scan it and you enter that way.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: So you're already there getting your groceries though, why wouldn't you?
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: And then on Friday, Von's Corona there are Magnolia Boulevard
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: in Corona. Stop by that bond between three and five
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Menace will be out there for that. Hi, Eddie, got
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: a chance to win. That is super simple. You don't
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: even have to hang through the whole thing. You just
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: show up. Menace is gonna have like a special like
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: QR code with him that you just scan and that
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: code is only good for that location between those hours,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: So you're only in a pool of people for and
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I think we're bringing out like twenty five four packs
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: of the takeover, So you got you got a good
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: chance pop out because this is gonna be kind of
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: hot that day. So yeah, the heat, the heat will
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: be on, the heat will be on.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: It will be on. Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Anyway, So that's this Friday at the Vonds in Corona.
• 53:42
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• 53:45
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• 53:49
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• 53:51
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• 53:53
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• 53:55
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• 53:56
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• 54:05
  Speaker 2: to the wood Show. All right? Uh, world record news
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: op the bunch actually woman in Nigeria. Yeah, people love
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: world record stories.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: December in my life have not gotten excited. I know
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: it's Okay, dumb, but I love it. I don't get it,
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: but I give the people what they want, right, you know.
• 54:31
  Speaker 11: And I love getting the book.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: That was cool. Yeah, yeah, I remember the Scholastic Book
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Fair and that was always like one of the go
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: to and everybody wanted to get the new Guinness Book.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you just like look through it and flip
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: through it and whatever the world's fattest man.
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: Those have all been blown out. That record's been blown
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: out totally.
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: That's everyday life, right.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: The other story that people love are the ones where
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: if there's a car pool lane where you're required to
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: have more than just the driver in the car, And
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: anytime there's somebody gets busted with a fake mannequin some
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: kind of yeah, like blow up dollars, it's always on
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: the next because you always want to see how good
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: the mannequin is. World record woman in Nigeria. She made history.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: She spent seventy days seven zero seventy days counting out
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: loud back in October. She can find herself in her
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: house and started counting out loud all the way up
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: to one million, seventy thousand. Who should verify that she
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: did this for? She well, it's all on videos. So
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: she did it for fourteen hours a day for those
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: seventy straight days, didn't stop until she beat the old record.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: She streamed the entire thing on YouTube to prove that
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: she actually did it, and Guinness came in and made
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: it official, making her the new record holder. Isn't that
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: exciting one?
• 55:44
  Speaker 15: Hey?
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: I was Guinness, I'd be like, okay, yeah, congratulations.
• 55:48
  Speaker 14: Pretty neat, very talented.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty neat.
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: That's one of those that anyone could do it if
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: they felt like it.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the same.
• 55:57
  Speaker 13: Well, I don't know.
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: Some of them are like, you know, like.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Some of them, guy, but there's a lot of them.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: They're just dumb. A lot of people don't have an
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: extra fourteen hours a day.
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: Just a waste of life.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: She said. The whole thing was tough, but her passion
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: for counting is what kept her going. I'm not making that.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: That's what she said, for her passion for counting. Yeah,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: thirty two year old guy in Malaysia, he just set
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: a new Guinness World record for the number of teeth
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: that he has. Uh, the average human has how many teeth?
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: It's that is right.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: I was going to say thirty two but I don't
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: know why.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: I know that thirty two as an adult, this guy's
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: got forty two. His mouth looks like look at that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: It actually looks pretty normal. It looks like one of
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: those because look look behind, like over here, it's like
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: two rows.
• 56:48
  Speaker 12: It looks like one of the fish that have the
• 56:50
  Speaker 12: extra they look like they have human teeth.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Those creep me out.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: Those are creepy.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it looks like a bass, but more
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: than a set of human trappers. That's so weird.
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: With Deenter, he said he.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Didn't notice anything until a family member counted his teeth
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: five years ago, that what did that happen?
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: Have extra teeth?
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he want to count my teeth.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: At that time he had thirty eight, with X rays
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: showing that he had still more. I guess coming in.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: He says, the extra teeth because of the problems, but
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: it does take him longer to brush and flaws. As
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: for his smile, it looks totally normal because the extra
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: teeth are all behind the normal ones, like what you
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: saw in the in the in the photo there.
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: But it probably sounds weird like he probably talks like
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: that those are in the way of your tongue.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: He would think you would think another world record. Germany
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: has a new expert in how to pick up guys
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: strong woman. Her name is Sina Rupenthal and she has
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: a new Guinness World record. She set the mark for
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: the fastest time to lift and throw ten people by
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: a woman.
• 57:49
  Speaker 14: Nice, I thought at the club.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: No, she did it in just thirty seven point four
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: to four seconds during a live German television show Cool
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: and Qualify. Each person had to be pressed fully overhead
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: with straight arms before being tossed forward.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's impressive. Now.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: She already held the record for the fastest strong woman
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: three obstacle Medley and she said the goal was to
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: show that women can accomplish incredible things through strength. And
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: the record was formally recognized by Guinness and began drawing
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: attention again this week after it went viral on social media.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: So she picked up ten people and through them.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: You go, girl, Organ, you could train to beat that record.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wouldn't that be cool? Then here one more, one
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: more record in the news. A flaming hot cheeto shaped
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: like that Pokemon character.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: Chars are Yeah crazy.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: It's a three inch snack auctioned and sold Ford Now
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: somebody spent actual money on this, Craig, you know what
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: I have hanging around that I could just spend on
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: this Cheeto that looks like a Pokemon.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: Character because I have money to burn.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I've got eighty seven hole in my pocket. That set
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: the record for the highest price paid for a video game.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Likeness corn snack. We're really, we're really splitting hair very specific.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: It was originally bought on eBay for three hundred and
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: fifty bucks and now yeah, now just went for eighty
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: seven thousand, eight hundred and forty dollars.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: The dollars, Okay, you know what that's it that looks
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: like a dragon?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you what this looks like.
• 59:29
  Speaker 14: It does look like.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: This guy looks like what's the uh, what's the dragon
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: thingy at the end of the bridge in Super Mario Brothers?
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Like a bowser?
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it has bowser like qualities.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, couldn't you just be in cahoots with somebody at
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: the Cheetos factory and have them may.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Make it more? I mean I guess you could.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: But how dumb?
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: That's pretty that's pretty touid.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: Eighty seven dollars would have been too much.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: It's just amazing. That people have that kind of money
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: to throw to spend on something like that.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 11: It's usually the big cooin people. They spend this kind
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 11: of money on dumb stuff.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: It's one thing to have the money, right, it's another way. Yeah, Like,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: just because you can doesn't mean that you should just
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: because you have eighty seven thousand. You see a cheeto
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: like that looks like a Pokemon character, and you're like, yep,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: that's a goodbye.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if Elon Musk bought it, it would have been a
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: waste of money. Well, you know, and he's worth three
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: hundred billions.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 12: I mean the person that bought for three hundred bucks,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 12: that was a good bye for that profit.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, dumber than he is.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: But when the bidding gets to eat in this case,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: eighty seven thousand dollars, right, you gotta go how much
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: higher could this thing possibly?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 25: Right?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: Wrong?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: Okay, But here's the thing.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: We're all haters that don't really that aren't really affiliated
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: with well, I'm just saying like we're like, this is stupid.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: I wonder what someone who cares about this stuff and
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: thinks it's interesting.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Like bort Okay, let's say you had ninety thousand dollars
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: that you did for food and shell or any thousand dollars.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Huh would you spend it on a Pokemon cheeto? No,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: that's stupid.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, I just want to make sure even boards,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: like yeah, that's what I wanted to just check.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of debt you could pay off ninety thousand.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Let's say let's assume you have no debt.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: You had a list of money.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you have money to burn.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: No, still wouldn't. But like, how many cars would that? Like?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 17: Four?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Four cars? What's uh? What's the last thing that you purchased,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: like of any kind of like Pokemon or like action collectible.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: I think about some Pokemon figures recently at a resale
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: store for like maybe four or five bucks each.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well didn't you get the game? There's a new game, right? Uh?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I actually know I haven't bought that one yet.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: I've been trying to be really good with my money lately,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: So if I buy anything, it has to be from
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: a thrift store or resale store.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 11: Because here's you want to be good with your money.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Ye're trying to buy Pokemon. You want to buy a secondhand.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 12: I need my sorry, he needs to get that game
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 12: because there's extra characters in there, and you're trying to
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 12: be a Pokemon master.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 11: Where are you at right now?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: I'm at I need Oney sixteen out of Oney twenty five,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: I need nine more.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: Menace is right. The word is need you need it
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: to get that game.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: I need my fixep eight seven seven forty Look if
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: it helps him blow off steam.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: Works for me.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: We're in support of it.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 15: You know.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: That's what Tyler's here for. Though, no show and moving
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  Speaker 2: right along here forty today on The Woody Show, it's
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: I'm whatdy, that's great, Goring, we got menaced. See Bass
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• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Over to two two nine eight seven Jdi Brad, what
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: are the trending news?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: Headlinth Well, another top Iranian official has been taken out
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: and it's the third in two days. Yeah, dude, we missed.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: I know Iranian Intelligence Minister Ismail Katib and.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: He was Katib.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he was killed the precision strike. By the way,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: he was a big player in plots targeting American officials,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: and he had survived that other strike against Iran's Defense
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: Council compound were more than forty Iranian leaders were taken
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: out in about forty seconds, but they got him this time.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying about that dude's son whoever the guy? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: and then the dude's son steps up. I guess he
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: was like kind of the shadow leader, Like, dude, you
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: know you are next dog.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm good, appreciate it.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate you guys in the vote of confidence.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 11: But uh, yeah, I don't think he cares.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Man. They killed his mom and his dad and his
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: baby mama, I'm.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 14: Sure, oh and his baby mama.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so he's gonna like try something.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Probably done anyway. Well, you better work quick with whatever
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: you're doing because.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: You're not long for it. Yeah, and the words of
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: Britney Spears, you better.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Work well with the war.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: With the rand shaking of global oil supplies, it's hitting
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: us really hard at the gas pump prices jumping to
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: their highest level in over two years. So, just to
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: give you an example, gas went from under three bucks
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: to almost three eighty a gallon and diesel. Don't even
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: get me started.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: That's on average national average. It just jumped up another nickel.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, since we've been talking.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the last eight second, yeah, right, in the
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: last like twenty four hours or so.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: Well, some places that produce oil are benefiting from this,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: but most of us, everyday drivers are just feeling squeezed
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: paying more. But experts say it's not just going to
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: be gas, it's going to be well, it could very
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: well be a push in inflation in general, and that's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: going to force us to cut back on all kinds
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: of other things.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: I saw some interview. They were talking to some Saudi
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Arabian dude, and they're saying, how much does it cost
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: you guys to produce a barrel of oil?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: Any guess well, they're three bucks in the hundred range
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: right now.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, ten dollars.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Forty man has nailed at three bucks for the whole barrel.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Wonder how many gallons of gas you can make out
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: of one barrel.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: I've wondered that, and I don't care.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, there is.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 12: I will go also, like we're told, oh, this is
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 12: just a small percentage of all the gas and it's
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 12: just excuses, excuses on for reasons to raise the gas.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what up Venezuela? What up Texas?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: Nineteen to twenty ballons of gas from a barrel?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: Well, speaking of Venezuela, the twenty twenty.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Thie dollars for nineteen dude? What fifteen gallons? Maybe? Yeah,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: give or take, like in a car. Yeah, I would
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: fill up every second. Yeah, three dollars per fillo.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: I would drink it.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: The twenty twenty six World Baseball Classic is wrapped up
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: in Venezuela nabbed its first ever WBC title, red star
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: Eugenio Suarez in the game running run in the top
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: of the ninth and in the bottom of the ninth
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: cup star Daniel Palencia.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 8: He shut down the.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 7: US to give about Venezuela the three to two win,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: and they celebrated social media vuvuzela. They were quick to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: jump all over US captain Aaron Judge and blast him
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: for his bad performance. A few days ago, he said
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: that the WBC was bigger and better than the World
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: Series and then followed that up by going h to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: four at the plate with three strikeouts. And now with
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: the tournament done, that means that the MLB season is
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: just around the corner. That kicks off at the end
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: of the month, So get ready.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Congratulations to who menaces too much?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: An actual.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Ben that was just like right, I know how to
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: say venezuela.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: Well, people in Ohio and Pennsylvania heard this crazy loud
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: boom and saw a fireball in the sky yesterday, and
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: according to the National Weather Service, the boom and fireball
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: was a meteor that entered the Earth's atmosphere.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 25: Yeah.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: Ifici'll say no harm was done.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: The media actually split into a bunch of little pieces
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: and didn't cause any damage or injuries. It was big though.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: Think of the weight of this six feet.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Six feet across, Like, no big deal there, but.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: Whatever, six feet it weighed eight tons.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Whoa six feet that's a big one. Yeah, I mean
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: tons right.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: So yeah almost basically yeah, double that add a little.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: The blast was from the media breaking apart with the
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: energy of two hundred and fifty tons of tntow. And
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: we have a dude from the senior research associate at
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: Case Western University. He's explaining more.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the beginning here, you're going to hear the
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: sound that it made because it was great, but it's dude.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Imagine like all of a sudden, you just start.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 25: Out what you're really seeing is not an explosion. That's
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 25: you know, up in the clouds. It's miles higher than that.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 25: We're talking ten miles higher, more so, way above where
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 25: planes fly right at the top of the atmosphere, so
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 25: it's visible from a very long distance. The sonic boom
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 25: will just keep going until it loses energy. So this
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 25: is something that hit the atmosphere going, you know, fifty
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 25: times the speed of sound broke up, caused that fireball
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 25: and that boom when it broke up.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's the coolest crazy when it happens.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 12: Because I was driving at night once and I saw
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 12: one of these and it suddenly just becomes daylight.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 11: Wish for a second.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Craig, question for you, how quickly would your soul
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: have left your body had you been on a plane.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: Oh and just like felt a little little shimmy and
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: never heard the noise.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: Well, you saw me in a lightning storm. I thought
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: we were going down.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the lightning storm was miles away, so cool, it
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: was cool right next to it.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: Ruled like we are flying.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Through the lightning.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 12: Well, here's the situation I noticed the lightning like ten
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 12: minutes earlier. Didn't say anything, but of course, what is like, hey, grow.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Look up the window because you look out of the
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: plane and like it looks like a fireworks show looking
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: out the window of the plane. The lightning was on,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: it was horizon right, it wasn't right outside the window.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: It looked like, hey, guys, we're in a plane looking
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: at armageddon. And that flight was bumpy.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 14: That was fun, flying coffin.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: Well, speaking of planes, a video on TikTok is going
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: viral of this chick being kicked off a Frontier flight
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: for not listening to the flight crew. The woman allegedly
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 7: brought on an open container of alcohol in the plane,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: and she was told that wasn't allowed. She refused to
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 7: give it up instead chugged it as fast as she could.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: Smart move.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 14: Nothing wrong with that.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: One of the flight attendants had enough of her crab
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: had or escorted off the plane. But here's the thing,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: you guys, the woman wasn't listening because she's deaf, and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: that even said that on her ticket apparently.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is that the story I've seen
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: the headline pop up and it's like a woman kicked
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: off a flight for not obeying flight.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: Crew, right, which we're used to.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: But then he says, but you know, even though she's deaf,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: but they miss all the other stuff about, like the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: stuff that she bought on the plane that she wasn't
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: supposed to bring on the plane. Like, okay, fine, that's fine,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: but you did break the rule.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there is a reason for that though. We'll get
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: into it. But we do have audio of of this
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: whole thing.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's on her ticket.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: She's literally deaf, nothing wrong whatsoever.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah she did. Yeah, you can't. You didn't do.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: She has it on her ticket.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 15: Now I'm gonna go up do something bad, and it's
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 15: my favorite thing, do anything wrong.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 22: I'm willing to go.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 15: I'm not really because I'm crying because I'm just embarrassed.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, she's really well spoken for a deaf person.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: She not lost her hearing at earth.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: She sounds like a hearing person.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: And she can be deaf and have a drinking problem.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: You can be both.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: I can also be.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: Deaf and break the rules right and then, But I
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: also think the flight crew could have, you know, somehow communicated. Hey,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: you got to get rid of that drink.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, she did. Don't you think they did? But I'm saying,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: don't you think they did? Communicate that? And I don't
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: think it's just like all of a sudden There's there's
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: always more to it. Yeah, there was, There's got to be.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: And I did like her reasoning. She's like, I chugged
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: it because I was embarrassed. I didn't want to do
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: the walk of shame. I just wanted this to be
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: over with, but it made everything worse.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: Well, if everything is at face value, she really did
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: have to drink, and then she really did chug it, well,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: then problem solved.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 12: What I'm saying is my statement crazy to think that
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 12: it's like the most well spoken deaf.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 11: Person I ever heard.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: You're assuming that she was deaf from birth, which would
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 7: change the way you speak, but maybe she had like
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: a hearing lost issue.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: I have that same thought of deaf people speak and
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: she sounds like a hearing.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Person, So who knows? Who knows? How good death?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: Well, finally, so you're.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Talking about like them not you know, they like really hardcore.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: Because they've never heard another affected speech.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 20: Exactly right, Yeah, yeah, there are some deaf people who
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 20: speak pretty well I've heard it.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: Well, finally some not so appetizing news.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 7: We need you all you call.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: That hit.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Morgan is right.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 14: I'm trying to hold it together during the story.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: And that's what.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 17: We have.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: Some Costco ho news they're pulling some of its ready
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: made meat loaf and mashed potatoes because they might have
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: been contaminated with Salmoniller's No. Yeah. Costco told customers that
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 7: one of its suppliers, Griffith Foods, recalled an ingredient used
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: in the meat loaf and mashed potatoes, the colt. The
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: company says those items were sold in stores between March
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: second and March thirteenth of this year, and they were
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: sold all over the country and Puerto Rico. Thankfully, no
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: one's gotten sick yet. But Costco says, don't eat them,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: bring them back. Of course, they'll give you a refund.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 7: They'll give you a refund for anything, so definitely bring
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 7: it back for this.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: No, bring my idea. You can have it for free
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: if you want to take the risk. Hey, we're giving
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: these away. You might get salmonella, but you might not.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: Would you eat it? Y?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, what would the chances be?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: You know, pretty love so far, nobody's gotten sick. Yeah, sure,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 6: it's fine. Give it away, don't recall it, give it
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: away exactly.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with the warning. It's like the clearance bin.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, and that's on you.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: That's as is right, and they will tell you assume
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: all the liability, gotcha, Like there.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Might be broken glass, there might be semonilla, but it's free.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: It's also that's what's going on with.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: I thank you very much, eating Greg more? Would you
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: show next?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 15: More?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Woody Show is next?
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  Speaker 25: Next, next.
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  Speaker 22: Show?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: You know we haven't done for a while. We haven't
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: done that interview roulette. We get pitched on guests all
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: the time, I mean.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 17: All the time.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Let's see, this is just from all right. These are
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: just from the last twenty four hours, and you guys
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: can tell me which one of these that you would
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: be interested in. Let's see advice for Tyler. Note that's
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: not the one. Let's say feedback, all right, Morgan and Tyler,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Here's one. This is dear
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Woody Show Four Dummies is spotlighting a costly workplace blind spot.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Many companies still cling to outdated annual performance reviews, short
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: changing themselves on morale, productivity, and employee retention. So this
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: is four dummies warns that outdated annual reviews are costing
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: companies performance and retention. And you can talk to Ken Lloyd,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: PhD and management consultant. Oh my, he'll explain why once
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: a year evaluations often fuel dissatisfaction and how organization can
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: quickly improve results through continuous feedback and more frequent collaborative reviews.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: What do you think? Yeah, that sounds like a meeting.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 6: Who doesn't want to have a meeting?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: But this one? I got this email from a woman
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: named Helen uh Interview opportunity. Unique total weight management model
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: targets root causes of obesity for sustainable transformation. In his
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: new book Mind Reset, The Science of Total Weight Management,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: doctor Bill Son presents a first of its kind unified
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: system called total Weight Management that has been proven to
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: manage weight in an effective, easy, healthy, sustainable way. It
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  Speaker 2: treats weight not as a static outcome to be controlled.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: But as in, okay, I can't make it to the email.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 14: Sustainable science is so damn confusing.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: All right, I hear the word sustainable.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: How about this one, Dear Woody show, We've built an
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: entire industry around emotional intelligence, regulation, and wellness. But have
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: we clearly defined our emotions in choosing emotions, thinking with
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: your head and acting with your heart? D EARL Johnson
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: presents what maybe the first fully crossed disciplinary reference that
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: defines two and twenty two emotional states across three thousand
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: years of philosophy, science, psychology. Nothing like it. You do
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: get that one every day, dude, every day? All right?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: How about this one? Harness your Promise? Power? New book
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  Speaker 2: with Forward by Jack Canfield, Oh excores this make or
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: break force for positive change. Do you know who that is?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: No sarcastic?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 7: He's an author, right see.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Jack Canfield, co creator of the chicken soup from the
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Soul series that name you really did?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 7: Yep?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right chicken Greg. Here we goes to pitch.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: Uh huh.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: A wine Lover's guide to parenting the fine art of
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  Speaker 2: wine and wine. W h I ny management? Okay, the
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  Speaker 2: more wine you drink easier it'll be to do with
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  Speaker 2: wine industry. Veteran Danielle frank Blend's Real Somali a insight
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  Speaker 2: with the beautifully chaotic reality of raising kids.
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  Speaker 11: Wow, he's a veteran.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: How many godfather? Now? Allright?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: So no no, no, I don't see how you tie
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: that into parenting.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: I give her that one promising promise power. Yeah yeah,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: so I mean I don't know, guys, what do you think?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That was just over the last That
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: was just over the last twenty.
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  Speaker 6: Four Well the chicken soup for the soul thing did
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: make me cry when I read it. Yeah, that would
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: be emotional like eighteen.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, it was very powerful, very.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 11: I know, little Mama Chicken, the little soup.
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  Speaker 14: Wait what little moment died?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: That song? Oh here we go. Uh, this is an
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: invite though. This is from Peggy. Our girl Scout Troop
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: is putting on a cookie chaser five K So girl
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: Scout cookies. Now see this is a good email, all
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: right on May ninth in Robling, New Jersey. Would you
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: guys like to participate or sponsor or promote? Well, there
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  Speaker 2: you go, he just did. Sounds awesome. What it's a
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: cookie chaser five k? So, like I guess instead of
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: getting like drinks along the way, they're handing out like
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: cookies like they.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: Do it the dog track where it's like a little
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: rabbit on the tracks.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 11: A love that.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see now that's cool or you chase.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 14: The little girls.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 7: Oh no, I hope not.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I do like that. That seems pretty good. Here's one
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: bitcoin gold, different signals, same upward direction. What to the moon?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: That's right. We can talk to this guy, the CEO
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: of one of the world's largest independent financial advisory organizations.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: And yeah, man, it sounds really not interesting.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: That sounds like somebody I'd talked to off the air,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: And yeah, just try to learn somebody.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 7: Somebody texts in I'd rather sit through a timeshare lecture.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: I know, right, But these are the things that these
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: are the ones we get pitched on all the time.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Any anybody, anybody who's wrote a book who ends up
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: doing those I don't know. You know what I signed
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: up for us anybody, uh, completely unrelated? You know what
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: I did sign up for.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: Though.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Somebody were just telling me this is helpful. You've learned
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: things or you hear about things. We were talking about
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: TSA pre check touchless. Yeah, because of all the TSA
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: problems that are that are going on with the airports,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: and over half of the TSA there was I forget
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: what the air I think it was Houston. Over fifty
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: percent of the TSA workforce is out called out, Yeah, yeah, half, you.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: See the lines all the way to outside.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Now. Our friend DJ Tim Martinez, he was just an
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Austin and that's one of those airports they you know,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: show people lined up outside. He said he had this
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: TSA pre check touchless thing and he got in line
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: with only two people ahead of him.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the people are sailing through a touchless.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: So I went on because I have a flight coming
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: up on Delta. You guess you got to do it
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: through each individual airline that you have a reservation, and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: so you have to have so, you know, I had
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: to go into my Delta sky Miles account and I
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: had to opt in because I already have pre checks.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: So you put your pre check number in your sky
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Miles you know, profile, and then it asked you if
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: you want to opt in to the touchless and you do,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: and yes, you do, because that makes it that that's
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: even that's kind of clear. When you have Clear, you
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: sign in, they do the facial recognition things. It's all
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: tied to your passport and things like that. And then
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: even at the TSA pre check line, which sometimes that
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: regular TSA pre check line is super long. When you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: go through Clear, you get verified through them, and then
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: they walk you to the front of the pre check line.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: You've cut the pre check line, which is what I'm assuming.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: This touchless thing is same thing you would just you know,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: do like a face scan. Yeah, and you go because
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: you go right to the front of the of the
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: pre check line.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 11: It's basically global entry. So global entry, you just walk
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 11: right through it.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Is the same kind of idea.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: So dumb question. Then you that process is faster, But
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 6: do you still put your carry on through the thing?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: Ray?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah I still do. But you
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: get right to the right to the right to the process. Okay,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: got it, Yeah exactly. I'm just thinking because so many
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: people are traveling now, you know, spring break, and God
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: knows this thing won't be done by the summer.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 14: Please.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah. They say that in any given day TSA people
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 6: calling out sick, it's usually about two percent.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Here's fifty. I have a birdiction, okay, not to mow
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: your lawn, menace. I know, bredictions are your things. Yeah,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: My my verdiction is that this whole, like ts say
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: homeland security thing, this goes until after the midterms really
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: because because both sides are going to dig in, they're
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: gonna use it as an issue for the mid terms.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: They're gonna get past the midterms. My prediction there just
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: because it's it's historic. This, this happens, it's history. Look
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: at it. It happens every time whichever party is currently
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: in the White House loses the next midterms. Things always
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: and then and then it just it just keeps going
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: back and forth. So I think the Republicans lose the midterms,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: the Democrats take control of the House and all the
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: all the and then they do whatever they need to
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: do and vote the way they need to vote, and
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: then that reopens Homeland security with you know whatever. Yeah,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: that that's how it's gonna happen, because in the meantime
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: they're just gonna be dug in. So get TSA, pre check,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: opt in for this TSA, you know, touch those things
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: if you're planning to travel either spring break or through uh,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: you know the summer question, don't I don't think. I
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: don't think it's gonna change November November.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe I'm being too much of an idealist, But
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: wouldn't you want to be the hero that fixed it before?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: Who's going to be the hero?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: That's because it's a matter of Yeah, they're not budging
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: on the main thing is what the funding of ice
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: right November? Yeah, well that falls under that blanket of
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: d correct, That's what I'm saying. So everybody's going to
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: dig in on that thing.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 11: November is a long time.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: It's a long time. It's it's a long time. But
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: they'll I think it'll be the by the way, what
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: they call this the political football plays. Cancel flights November.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: That's that's my prediction, you know, big deal, cancel them all.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: That's what Greg says. Well, we all have place to
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: the beach, Greg, unless it's for work. What do you work?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, where do you need to go? You need
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: to go on vaiation where people need to get away
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: from their kids.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: They just stay home.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: No way, man, sacrifice.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: We have to make beaun all the flights just for
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: like ten months.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: It's what's uh, what's going down in so stores with jeffg.
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  Speaker 26: Hey, good morning Jeff g what's going on? Good morning
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 26: wood you show. Let's start with the World Baseball Classic.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 26: This tournament has lived up to the high, competitive, exciting
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 26: games and it all came down to last night USA
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 26: versus Venezuela.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 11: Here is the final out cut up.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 26: Venezuela, your first time WBC champs, and you could tell
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 26: it meant a lot to the players and their country.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 26: Now it's back to spring training for everybody. Opening Day
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 26: is just a couple of weeks away. NBA Tonight at
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 26: six thirty Lakers and Rockets for the second time in
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 26: three days.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Lakers are trying to make it seven wins in a row.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Woody Show.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 26: Let's see if they can play defense like they did
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 26: the other night. That's gonna be the key, especially when
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 26: it came.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: To disrupting Kevin Durant.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 26: Clippers also playing this afternoon five PM versus the Pelicans
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 26: in New Orleans, Hockey Flyers and Ducks in Orange County Tonight,
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  Speaker 26: U wait for Champions League Soccer Amadrid, psg Arsenal and
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 26: Sporting Lisbon, all moving on to the Fire late. More
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 26: matches today starting at ten forty five am, and.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Finally this morning, since we're talking.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 26: Soccer, Woody Show, the World Cup twenty twenty six is
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 26: just a few months away, and they released the first
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 26: song off of the official soundtrack.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: It's jelly Roll featuring Karine Leon. Listen to this feb.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 7: I'm hi and I'm.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 26: That song sounds nothing like soccer. It sounds like it
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 26: needs to be on a bull riding soundtrack and sad.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 26: And by the way, why is Jelly roll singing a
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 26: song about soccer?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: Anyways? You know he doesn't watch the sport. I mean, worst.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 26: Pitbull when you need him, right, I'm Jeff G. And
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 26: that's your so Cal sports all.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: Right, Jeff J.
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  Speaker 9: Morgan.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: On scale one to ten, what would you give the
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Woody Show?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 14: I want to say six to seven, but I'm sticking
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 14: with six.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Nohow, let just read about uh In Albuquerque please have
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: busted two separate theft rings targeting high end and Lego sets.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 11: They moved on from Pokemon fully too.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah I got that.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 15: So.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: A shop in nearby Rio Rancho that specializes in buying
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: and selling Lego says they screen sellers very carefully. They
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: check IDs, they watch for large quantities of still available
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: retail sets, which is a common red flag. Some of
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: the most prized sets can fetch serious money, with one
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: vintage Star Wars set running between ten thousand and fifteen
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. This because, like we were talking about the Cheeto, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: eighty what Cheeto like a ten thousand dollars Lego set?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 6: What's the mark up on that?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 27: Man?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: It's like, what do you think it costs to make
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 6: a Lego set?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 11: A dollar?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 11: They make them in Denmark, I think, yeah, so I
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 11: don't know what the Denmark plastic sales are, right, cost
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 11: can't be that much.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 7: According to Google, the markup is seventy percent.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: Wow, ninety yeah.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: Man, the way we treated Legos, the way we treated
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: we talked about like, didn't realize what you had? Oh yeah,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: we were sitting on gold.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 7: Totally, absolutely, And I'm I'm the biggest moron on the
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 7: face of the planet when it comes to this, because
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: we were buying our kid these crazy expensive Lego sets,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 7: hundreds of dollars stuff with the little microchips in it
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: that make noise and flash.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what are those called?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: The smart for the Super Mario brothers. But listen to
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 7: what I did when he'd be done with them and
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 7: he wanted to take them apart. I didn't.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 8: I wasn't thinking.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 7: And instead of saying, well, let's put each set in
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 7: a bag and put it away so you can rebuild it,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 7: I color coded all the legos.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 13: Oh no, that's they're mixed together.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 7: All the sets, all thousands of dollars worth of sets
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 7: are all color coded, meaning they're not bagged individually so
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 7: they can be put back together.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: That's a right, because you still have the instructions, right yeah.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, now we're dealing with eight million legos.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: Because it walks you through each each side set or
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: each step. Right, so you go to like page one,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: step one, and it said you're gonna need two of
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: these and two of.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 7: These right through the yellow bin to find these random
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 7: things instead of just keeping each set together in a
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 7: zip lock bag.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: But why would you want to rebuild if you're going
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: to take the parts of set, Like, why would you
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: want to end up rebuilding it again?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 7: To take kids?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: I used to like to take the bricks and just
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: we would create something.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 7: No set, right, you just get the duplows.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: It was the difference between cooking and baking, because cooking
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: and get creative. I'd like the creative side of it
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: where you just like build something. Oh, we're gonna build
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: a skyscraper and you just build. And of course it
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: was a funky looking skyscrap because it's all different colored bricks.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, different sizes.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't made it happen like something sets
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: I would love to do, but it's just the cost.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: You know, some of these the cards that don't want
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: to make like they started a two hundred and twenty
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: five bucks Yeah, and then what do you do with it?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: You build it once, I'll put it for closet for you.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 11: Personally, I display it in my closet.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: To display it in there.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: I even showed you guys. I showed like Tyler and
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: Bor because they care about this kind of stuff.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 12: But I bought like this two hundred and thirty dollars
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 12: display to display twelve of the.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: Legos that I made in a closet and a closet
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: in the garage. Cars in it lights up. It's uh,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: it's like a big walking slightly big walking while you're
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: looking for that. You know, it's kind of cool. There's
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: another you know, dork that I'm friends with who's like
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: way into the whole thing, and he's got all these
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: old lego sets. You can go online and you can
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: put in what Lego sets you have already all the
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: pieces for, and it'll give you all these other things
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: that you can build I like that and step by
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: step instructions and how to build it. So these aren't
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: like your typical available retail Lego sets. These are just
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: things to other Lego free weeks have created. They put
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: together their own what are they like a fan fiction
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: kind of thing where they they pitched these ideas for
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: sets to Lego. Like I know, I think twenty one
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: Pilots has a Lego set coming out.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah really yeah? Yeah, what you'll see them online sometimes
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 12: where there are sets that people pitched right they're fully made, Yeah, And.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: I think that's what the twenty one Pilots was. It
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: was a fan that created this, you know, Lego set
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: of the stage and they pitched it to Lego. And
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: I guess because twenty one Pilots has so many fans
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: that now they haven't officially announced it, but I guess
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: it is happening. They're gonna be able to get this
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: twenty one Pilot's Lego set. But you can go online
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: and just based on the pieces that you already have
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: from these other sets and just make it make whatever cool.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: Do you think we'll ever see the day where you
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: could customize your own just individual Lego set where you
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: place the order and then like, I want a Gina
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: Lego set.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Greg, take a look at his setup,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: But this is in the closet.
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  Speaker 11: Great respect for you, So.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Like, okay, what do you think, Greg? I mean, that's
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: pretty cool looking.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 11: Again, it's hidden away.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: It's like above the upper shelf of the closet.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: Greg said that it's like how you talk to little
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: kids and they show you their macaronio.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 8: Man, you worked really hard on that.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 12: I thought you would appreciate it though, because it's not
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 12: on the.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: The living room.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: I would put it in the garage though, because that
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: makes sense, you know. Yeah, well it's only cool because
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: it's garage or another G word, what do you oh, garbage?
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: I offered Grego's friends Lego set and he said, no, no,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: you know he doesn't have it. Really, he's being super nice.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, for what it is, it doesn't look good.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 20: And on the twenty Lego set is it looks like
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 20: it's the house from their Stressed Out music video.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, the big wheels and ye stuff like that. I
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: feel like this is more for people who the next
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: step would be drinking hand sanitiz Yeah, woody show, all right,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: welcome back. Every buddy phones open, texts, you got that
• 1:32:08
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• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: for us there at the WOODI Show. Emails been popping,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: I mean everything's everything's been in fuego. Yes, pretty on
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: fire with everything that's been happening. You're busy, Yeah, everybody's
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: talking about the roommates. Yeah, Morgan and dumbass, dumbass Tyler.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Hey to me ask you a question. Can you hear me? Okay,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: why did you throw your flowers away? They were dead?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: They were dead. Yeah, they've been there for like a week.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: Get I legit. I legit felt bad for him because
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: I think I think you did too. I think Morgan
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: did too.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 17: Well.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: No, I think she felt well. No, I thought that's
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: why you sent me the picture of the flowers in
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: the trash. I'm like, oh boy, this is a broken man.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 6: No, No, there they were legitimately.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, well that makes me feel better, then forget it.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, we don't need to do a wellness check.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, this is kind of like a half
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: wellness check. Just make sure everything. By the way, dude, uh,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: I think I think you're looking great. Not only you
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: have all these chicks that are hitting me up now going,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: oh my god, Tyler sounds so sweet, right, But then
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: also you have given hope to so many dudes. You
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: have here I'll get let me play this this after
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: hours voicemail. You are a hero, my friend.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 17: It's dominic. Just listen to the reveal. I guess you
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 17: could call it of the Tyler and Morgan debate and everything,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 17: and I mean, this was no offense to either party,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 17: but I just had to call it and say, you know,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 17: I just got dumped and lost my relationship with thought
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 17: I was gonna be with forever. But you know, now,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 17: if Tyler can get a girl like Morgan, jeez, then
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 17: I can do anything. They are superman now. The inspiration
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 17: guys love you inspiring.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: You're inspiring people, Inspiring people, not an effect I thought
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: would happened. But yeah, Also, people were asking about this
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: date for Saturday still on.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 24: As far as I am aware, it is still long.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 24: You didn't follow up with there No, but she hasn't
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 24: followed up with me. You gotta confirm I no, I
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 24: am doing that later today. I cannot worry that it
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 24: is happening.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 13: But Tyler, we know that you know how to pursue girls.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and you're doing right now. It's can you just
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 7: ask her?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 14: Now, where are you guys going?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: They haven't figured it out yet. Remember they were talking
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: about maybe David Busters or something something like that. All right,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: here's another after hours voicemail. There's another after hours voicemail.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: And this is this is another very popular takeaway from
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: everything that we have heard.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Now, if you are unfamiliar, you know Morgan and Tyler
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: they together. Uh, Tyler had been putting the moves on
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: Morgan a while ago, bought her flowers, was trying to
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: kiss her, as we heard, and then we but then
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: she admitted and she told us that she made out
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: with Tyler. So they opened the door to Tyler. Can't
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: blame the guy she opened the door guide the guy
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: shooting his shot pre moving in, pre moving in.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 14: You guys are acting like we didn't have a talk after.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: That pre moving in. All right, Well, you just explained
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: a lot we didn't know any This is not new
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: to you because you've been living it. It is very
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: new to us.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 7: Give us a second, yeah, give us a second anyway.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: Said then, uh, you come down from this high. Yeah.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: And then so here's here's here's something else that is
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: a that is a very common takeaway from all this.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 19: Hey, guys, I'm freaking out. I just finished listening to
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 19: the podcast, and I can't believe it. When Morgan told
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 19: that story that they went out and whatever, I heard
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 19: something in her voice and I was like, I think
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 19: they hooked up. I mean, I was hoping they didn't
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 19: have sex, which I hope they didn't. But I heard
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 19: her in her voice and I was like, she saying Tyler. Anyway.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 19: I'm sorry, Morgan, I don't even know what to say.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 22: Anyway.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 19: Next thing, do you leave Dinna alone? If she wants
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 19: to take pictures and she wants to post all day,
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 19: just let her be. Why does she do it because
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 19: she wants to? Why do you do the things you
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 19: do because you want to? Why do you care so
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 19: much about her pictures? Let her be by me, love,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 19: I don't care what.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares what she posts. You can post what. Let
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: me finish that point. You can. You can post whatever
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: you want. Okay. We can ask questions kind of what
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: we do around here.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I answered them.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but people think that you guys hooked up.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah, And I'm gonna.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: The other the other.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 14: The other part of it.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: Is that you you still have it for him, you
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: still have interests.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 14: You're the one to keep.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: I don't believe that.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 9: I don't know how many times I have to tell
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 9: all of y'all and him, I'm not interested. I'm I
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 9: don't believe, like I have been so turned off it's unreal.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: Wait till the next time you see DJ Tim Martinez.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: He has he has a full set of thoughts.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 9: He'll probably find someone else for me to make That's.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: What he said to is Am I to blame for this?
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: You absolutely were.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah, like Morgan, uh, other than you know, keeping this
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 12: from us for a while. Like, I think you're one
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 12: of the most upfront people, and I think you're being
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 12: very open, very honest in your feelings. So like, I
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 12: think people are just like trying to get a rise
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 12: out of you by saying that you're still into Tyler,
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 12: you're falling for it.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: No, I think because people get people get invested. Look
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: at all the reality shows and how people follow along
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: and they get invested.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 14: But it's so hard to understand that someone can change
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 14: their mind.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: They can't. We know it did come here, give me
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: a kiss.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 7: That there's a very common phrase these days called the ick,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 7: and that's when you got the ick.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 8: And it's hard to turn around from that.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: So we all know, Morgan, it's come here, give me
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: a kiss. So just future reference from fellows out there.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 14: People could say it, I'll just say.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 9: That, Well, it goes back to our whole thing of
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 9: you know, you're a creep if you're not.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 7: But I will say there is one phrase that I
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 7: don't care who says it you it'll dry you up
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 7: like the desert, because it happened to me one time.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 8: Ladies, imagine this.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 7: You're making out with a guy, a dude, and you're
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 7: kissing and it's all good, and then he pulls away
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 7: and he's still kind of close to your face and
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 7: he goes, hey you, oh god, you dries you right
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 7: up right.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 23: There's no coming up, but you just made out. Yeah,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 23: And then he's like, but why would you say that
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 23: in the moment, right, that's nice to see you. That's
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 23: a great question.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: See that's a greeting. And then right before, like you know, oh,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: right before you make out, like a guy would say that,
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 7: You pull your face away?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: And he's like you okay, that's weird.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 8: I know, you can't come back.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 9: There's probably a lot of things you can say in
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 9: that moment that are just it's over.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So you know, I got a bunch of these
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: people ask things. Here's one. Women were asked, what's a
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: big about men that immediately makes you run for the
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: hills or drives you up? How they treat women they
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: find unattractive? Absolutely, uh, you know, being condescending or arrogance obviously,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: always talking about how much money they have.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 7: When they don't have it, even if they have it.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 11: Like I mean, there's a lot of people and.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 7: Like when they're like, oh, you're a golder going where's
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 7: the gold?
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: Blacking out every time he drinks, and being a nuisance
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: in public when drunk, acting acting macho or alpha love it?
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: See now, yeah you love that, you love that.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 6: But people are also theorizing, Morgan that you would get
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 6: very sick of that.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 14: Maybe I really, but I haven't experienced that yet.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 11: Why would Why would she?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 6: I don't know, that's what people are saying, Like, Morgan,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 6: you want it, but you get sick of it fast.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 14: Unless of the things people think they know about me.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: When they randomly spit Yeah, I hate that. Women were asked,
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: what's a big it about dudes that immediately makes you
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: run for the hills the whole I don't read books thing.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: It's a weird pride about it.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a it's a weird yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 14: Sorry to go back. How do you feel about spitting
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 14: your mouth?
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 8: People spitting into your mouth?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 11: Are you talking about playing?
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: Are you.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 14: Like if you're hooking up and someone spits in your mouth?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 17: Wait?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 14: How does that even happen?
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 7: Spit in it?
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: Like on purpose? You see you'll see in adult movies
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: like where like she spits on it, but not not
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: not in your mouth?
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 14: Is it like confused?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 20: Is it just straight across or is one person above
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 20: the other?
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: Two?
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 14: It in above them?
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 20: Okay, go and try with yourself, like want to get ready?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, just like you want to try this week?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Steamboat really is a creative guy. You can like,
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: you know, say hey, let's try this. You tell me
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: how you want to do it.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 8: Who wants to whose mouth?
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Not knowing how to do basic tasks like laundry, cooking,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: managing their own time, et cetera.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, managing time?
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when they have no sense of humor, Yeah, that
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: would be annoying, being rude to people for no valid reason,
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: someone who can't respect boundaries, and when they try to
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: make you jealous because women don't do that. Yeah, we
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: don't try to do That'll please you do that all
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I think that list is pretty accurate though.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but again the big one for Morgan, come here,
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: give me a kiss. That's it's an immedial break.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 9: The context of it was right after a talk of
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 9: telling him I wasn't interested, So timing was strange.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: Ye eight seven seven food.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 6: Wow, that's true. Got to put closure on this.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 7: Check who you play it like that?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 14: That's actually yeah, wow, that makes sense.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 6: It was like end of an arrow. Yeah, let's kiss.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 7: Are you back in?
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 25: No?
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 14: No, but it just makes sense air wise.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go with that, Tyler, say that I was just
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: trying to say.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 11: I was listening to what you were saying.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: Period.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 14: I was talking to myself.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, make a note to yourself, tyler, do you have
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: a pen?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 6: Sure?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, to write it down. Never ever say hey you yeah? No, no,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: hey you yeah? After Yeah, that's weird, thank you. There.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 9: Someone said he wasn't even kissing me, he was kissing himself,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 9: and I just got in the way.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 14: Like, oh, that's kind of true.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 7: I never knew he had this kind of ego?
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: What I really I don't, I don't. I don't buy
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: that it's real though, My god, are you Tyler? Do
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: you have Do you have like a real ego? Or
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: is it just like you're you're making jokes because I
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: I kind of take it as a you know, you
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: say things but you don't necessarily know, you're not necessarily
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: being honest about it.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 24: It's just like it's for fun, probably sixty five thirty
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 24: five real ego?
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: Really, so you that's so? How do you get so
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: like emo over things like if you're if you're such
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: a Yeah, if you're so ego, how are you also
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: so emo?
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 7: Does that?
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: Am I making that?
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 7: That's a good question.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that makes sense, And yeah, I don't know.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: That's the part of the reason I thought it was
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: kind of like a just a put on thing. You're
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: just doing it to be funny, because if you truly
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: are like that much ego, you wouldn't be affected by
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: you know, things like you wouldn't be buying yourself flowers
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: to feel better kind of thing, you know what I mean?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, But I mean that's where the percent comes in.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's that's what they like. It's it's a
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: close balance. Okay, he's an emotional guy. Yeah right, you
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: seem like a super Yeah, it seems like a super
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: sensitive like just a sweet. He seems like a sweet.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 11: But he's doing like the e stuff.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: I do not take it serious as all in just
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: for the record, hilarious, before you started buying me for
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not interested.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 14: Oh oh yeah, tell him five times.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: No, I can tell him once. He's listening. But I'm
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: being very clear. Yeah, because I'm also not going to
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: be making out with him and leading him astray.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 6: Or have you.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 9: You guys, the timeline that you got it so messed up.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 9: You think that I told him I wasn't interested and
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 9: then made out with him.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: It's the opposite. I was never confused about great get that.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: I was never getting you. We're we are getting getting.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: The getting is real. Yeah, I'm getting the time, I'm
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: all getting. We're all getting, Tyler. I want yellow roses
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: because they're just one of your friends, right eight seven
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: seven forty four, Woody text over to two two nine
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: eight seven more wood He shows next late seven seven
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: forty four Woody.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: You know I'm not lading my mother name, oh my
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: phone number? Stone sho.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: Look at his look. One of the the low reds logic,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: right is that the the account? Yeah, Morgan loves these. Yeah,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: these are these are like cringey, would you rather unbelievably offensive.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: But now, for the record, I would just like to
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: state I have no idea what these are gonna be. Okay,
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't, I didn't ask. I didn't ask. Yeah, Gina,
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: Gina pulled these, don't. I don't know what they're gonna be.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 7: All I know is how many times a day do
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 7: you say the more uncomfortable, the more I like it,
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 7: the more apropriate.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 8: Well guess what challenge except Okay, that's.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: How I feel. But I can't speak for everybody who listens.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: So that's why I'm putting it out there, like I
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: don't know, I don't like if I write these, I
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: didn't write it. But there's a billion of these things, right.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 6: An.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: These are just the ones that galled.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, these are some of the very, very most offensive.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 12: If you don't like it right off they're throwing it
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 12: out there, then yeah, I have no idea.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 6: What this is.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 7: Okay, every.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 8: The most offensive ones.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: It's your favorite account, not mine.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: You donate uncomfortable. Would you rather from low res logic?
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the Instagram account, all right?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: So any particular order, No, the number one? Here we go.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: Would you rather?
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 27: Would you rather every time you get sat next to
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 27: a black family at a restaurant you have to ask
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 27: them if they're going to be a problem, or every
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 27: time you see an Asian person driving you have to
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 27: dramatically pull over for your own safety.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 7: Okay, eggs on there.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: I think I would go with the I would dramatically
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: pull over because it's funnier.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 8: It is funnier, yeah, And.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 6: I could see a slight sense of humor in that, like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 6: I'm going to pull over.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh god, You're like.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 6: You're in your own car, right, you're not communicating with anything, yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 13: Less confrontational. So I would do that one as well.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it's just fun. Oh god yeah,
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: and then you dramatically swerve out of the way minutes
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: which one I guess pull over.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 7: Well, and if somebody came up to my family and said,
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 7: is this going to be a problem, I'd be like,
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 7: I'll get I'll make you a problem like that will.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 14: Just be a morgana for sure.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dramatically swerve out of the way, all right. Number
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: two low res logic A would you rather?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 28: Would you rather always be bleeding randomly from a somewhere
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 28: noticeable or every time you have sex with your wife
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 28: you get one percent more gay?
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I'd be like four percent gay.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you wouldn't be too good by.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: The time I die, any that's true?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the one percent more gay?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, because you could still yet, like you said,
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 6: you have a long time you could be that's that's
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 6: an obvious way by the end of your life and
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 6: will have sex.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: But I'm already like gay, true, but I'm not much
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: more gay. The more I think about this is this
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: is a super easy one, because like, who wants to
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: be just obviously bleeding?
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 22: Yeah?
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 7: But then it's like, do you want to have sex?
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 7: Do you want to continue to live your truth as
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 7: a straight man?
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 12: I have a friend that says they have a coworker
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 12: that bleeds super easily all the time, feeling it's like
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 12: nose bleeds and stuff just like cut like gets cut
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 12: easily and stuff like that.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 7: So okay, so everyone's going more gay I've seen.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: I've seen people that bruise super easy, Like you look
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: at them and like, dude, what the hell happened to
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: your arm? Yeah? They yeah, they don't.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 8: They never know where it can.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: It causes that.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 6: I'm a very over zealous scratcher, so when I get
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 6: an inch, I scratch until I bleed.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: Didn't you do that?
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 7: You're like talking about how you woke up literally woke
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 7: myself up scratching at my arms the other night.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, was that a dream you were having?
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I think.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I was just really dry or
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 8: if I'm allergic to something.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: But I woke myself up, like what And have you
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: ever drawn blood? Yes?
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 6: I woke up a lot.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: I woke up the other night, middle of the night,
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: but my arm was asleep, like completely completely dead. It
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: felt like it weighed four hundred pounds. And I went
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 2: to go see what time it was. So I reached
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: over to, you know, tap the screen on my phone
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: so with light up so I can see the time. Now,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: I wanted to turn the light off, so the little
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: button on the side that you had to push, but
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: because my hand was so asleep, I couldn't get the strength.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, do you ever have that?
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 8: You can't squeeze down, You.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: Can't squeeze you have no grip strength because your arm's
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: completely asleep. My hand again feels like it's probably three
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: sizes to time or three times the size that it
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: normally would be. I couldn't turn the stupid thing off.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 8: Or you try so hard to your get yourself on
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 8: the head, you have.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: To use your your your other arm to lift this
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: arm and move it out of the way.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that one's easy. Yeah, one percent?
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 6: So there.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 28: Would you rather always be bleeding randomly from a somewhere
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 28: noticeable or every time you have sex with your wife?
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 28: If you get one percent more game morgan?
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, there we go. Uh these are the
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: low reds logic dudes. Next one, would you rather down
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: syndrome be contagious?
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 27: Or every time a crowd sings Sweet Caroline, every bopa
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 27: lowers the world's average IQ by one point?
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: Sweet Caroline. We're there anyway. Yeah, I feel like like
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the effect is or like how
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: everything has become like real life idiocracy. Right, but we're
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 2: already there.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 7: We're going to this so if this is going to happen.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great song. I love the song Jewish Elvis. Right,
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: that's right, Neil Diamond, Yeah, Sweet Caroline, Yeah, because how
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: often does that happen?
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you ever done karaoke October every
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 7: baseball game at Fenway Park.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: Ye, random bars just comes.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 7: We'll get done real quick.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sweet Caroline.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, we're having a UFC fight the White House,
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, We're there. It's hell yeah, bro, yeah,
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: they just come on, uh one more? Yeah, I would
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: you rather?
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 27: Would you rather attend a little person conference wearing a
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 27: shirt that says God forgot to finish you? Or attend
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 27: a Jewish festival and set up a bagel booth with
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 27: a sign that says, goys eat free everyone else It's
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 27: gonna holocaust.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 2: Youah, first, that.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 27: Would you rather attend a little person conference wearing a
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 27: shirt that says God forgot to finish you? Or attend
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 27: a Jewish festival and set up a bagel booth with
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 27: a sign that says I'm.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: Setting up a bagel booth. A bagel booth and a
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: Jewish festival with a sign that says goys eat free.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: Everyone else it's gonna holocaust.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 7: YOUA just means a non Jewish Jew, so they eat free.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 7: But everybody else who's Jewish, it's gonna holocaust you. So
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 7: which is more offensive? Which would you rather do?
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 6: I could see Morgan doing the T shirt by choice.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 14: I love to go to a convention.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 7: Yes, would you wear the shirt?
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 17: Hell?
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I would do. I would do
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: the bagel thing. I'll tell you why, because again, I
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: was one of the only kids who wasn't Jewish among
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: all my friends where I grew up in New Jersey.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: And one thing I've always admired is the sense of
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: humor that seems to go like because I grew up
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: with a bunch of like Christian you know, Catholics, and
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: you know everything like family and whether like, yeah, they
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: have no sense of humor about any of that, right,
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 2: But the Jews always seem to have. Like I go
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: to there, you know get togethers for the holidays and
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: the different things bar and butt mitzvahs and and everybody
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: seemed to be just having such a great time, not
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: taking anything super serious. Now there were you know, of course,
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: a couple of like really hardcore rules but in general
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: there seemed to be a sense of humor.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 7: About it, because how do you survive that?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 2: I think that would be the more comfortable situation, right,
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: like the most uncomfortable the way. Yeah, I don't because
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, come on, come on, getting right, all right,
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going bagel.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 7: You're going bagel.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 6: See if it only said goised free, yeah, not the Holocaust,
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 6: you holo coast. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 6: the Little People convention, Greg.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: I think they would have a sense of humor about
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: that as well as a jewe Gina, which one God.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well it's a tough climate right now.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 6: Great pun.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 7: If it was let's say, five years ago, I'd probably
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 7: go with the bagels. These days, I go with you
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 7: guys to the festival conventional.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: Hands right exactly, menace. I think you're right. I think
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: people would have a sense of humor about it. So bagel, Okay, yeah.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 14: What do you swaede me? I'm going to go bagel. Yeah,
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 14: I'm at the convention.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: Rights was little People.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 6: She's getting the T shirt made right now.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: Dude, some of these because you know, Gina's shared a
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: couple of these, like.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 8: Just you know, these are not the darkest.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: There are some. There's a lot of them. Yeah that
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: we never we could never even play them.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 8: They weren't even on the table.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But if you like that kind of thing, which
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: I do. Uh. You can see low res logic on
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: Instagram Menace and one of his commercials talking about raising canes,
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: and they are part of this really dumb lawsuit. Dumb
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: lawsuit of the day, raising canes. They have filed a
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: lawsuit after the landlord of its Boston Back Bay location
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: tried to evict the restaurant because it smells like chicken fingers.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: What you you leased the space raising canes? Chicken fingers?
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: You want to evict them because it smells like chicken fingers?
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: So dumb?
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 6: This is even how's that? Yeah?
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 7: The charge extra delicious.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 2: So the chain's location there opened in twenty twenty two
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: in a roughly one hundred year old building and its
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: lease runs through twenty thirty seven. They spent over two
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars raising kines did trying to reduce the odors,
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: but we're told in January the least would be terminated anyway. Wow,
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: that is they're making them. It sounds like a building problem. Yeah,
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: you know, let's see, the chain claims the real problem
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 2: is the landlord's poorly built out office space, and the
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: llegens of the landlord is also trying to pressure Raising
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: Canes into giving up its exclusive chicken restaurant least provision
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 2: so that Panda Express can move in next door.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 6: Smell like Chinese food, Yeah, that was one of my
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 6: favorite smells growing up. Like walking by a cafc oh
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 6: like to pump it out more good. Another dumb lawsuit
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 6: in the news a tourist from Germany suing a taco
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 6: place in New York City. And it's not the food
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 6: was bad or anything. He's suing because he says the
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 6: salsa was too spicy and it caused him some tummy problems.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 6: His claim says that he had no idea.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 2: How quote dangerous the sauces were, and that his Apple
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: watch showed that his pulse went up while he was eating. Right,
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: the experience had quote practically forbidden him from eating spicy
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: food ever again, and that he is seeking damages as
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: a result. Now, good news, common sense has prevailed. The
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 2: judge took one look at this and tossed out the case.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: The judge told him that a quick Google search would
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: have told him how spicy salsa could be.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 7: He had salsa.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing, dude, you can you can file
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: You can literally file a lawsuit over anything.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 6: People make a living doing it.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they like people who aren't even handicapped as
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: walking around trying to get people on Oh well this
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: is three quarters of an inch to steep of a
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: of a of a stand or yeah whatever. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: so it's unfair too. They're not turning around handing that
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: money over to handicapped organizations or anything. Nope, it's just
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 2: that like that's how they make That's how they make
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: their money at hours. Yeah, these people look in the
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: mirror at night.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they don't.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 2: They don't do any of the work. It's not they're
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: lawyers that are doing the work. All they do is
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 2: they contact a lawyer who would take the case. So
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 2: this is just a really lazy way to get paid, yeah,
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 2: you know, or try or just to try to get paid. Yeah,
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 2: people was too spicy. The chicken fingers smelled like chicken fingers.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 6: People work really hard to not work.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 7: You just put that effort into actually working.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 3: More show more fun than Goneerrhea, I mean I've had
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 3: gone a few times and i haven't hadn.
• 1:57:50
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• 1:59:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's face it, it's a good thing we weren't
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 6: alive when dinosaurs roamed to the earth because we would
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 6: have tried to ride them.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: Feed them with these people that they see, like Wan True,
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 2: feed them and they get out of their cars and
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: then they get stomped.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 6: Ye oh look it's punch the steck of soros.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 11: I will I'll cuddle with it.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they end up in a Friday Fail Star. Okay, Yeah,
• 1:59:41
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• 1:59:50
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• 1:59:52
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