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Hour 3 - You Said What?? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our number three, and we thank
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  Speaker 1: you for being a loyal p one, even though you
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  Speaker 1: don't work the overnight shift and you probably worked the
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  Speaker 1: dreaded day shift. Here in our number three, we send
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  Speaker 1: this out to Spaccoli. Jeff t that's a basketball player.
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  Speaker 1: Jeff t claimed Lebron James was a steroid guy. He
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  Speaker 1: then tried to unring the bell, saying he was just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: How do you process this one now? Lebron defenders have
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  Speaker 1: pointed out that Jeff Tigue's timeline doesn't check out. Does
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  Speaker 1: that change things for you? And in baseball, manager Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Boone thinks the Yankee defense is fine. He defended it
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  Speaker 1: after another clunker in Toronto. How big a concern is
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  Speaker 1: this in the Bronx. We'll get to that as well.
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  Speaker 1: Right now here, it is our number three. You said
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  Speaker 1: what you can't You said no, you said that you
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  Speaker 1: can't take it back. There's no takebacks. Welc in not
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  Speaker 1: Mouth Department. As someone that has a big mouth, I
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  Speaker 1: respect other big mouths. I bring up former generic NBA
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  Speaker 1: basketball player Jeff Tague. Probably don't know who that is
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  Speaker 1: unless you're a basketball hard oh, he's not a memorable player,
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  Speaker 1: but he did say something memorable. Jeff t went on
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  Speaker 1: a podcast discussion that went apparently off the rails. Off
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  Speaker 1: the rails there recently wild ped accusation lobbed at Lebron James.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear about this? Perhaps not. Many people would
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  Speaker 1: like you not to know about this. So in the
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  Speaker 1: latest edition of The Fledgling something called the Club five
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  Speaker 1: to twenty podcasts. I have no idea what that is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anyone's ever heard that podcast. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Teague was asked to choose the best version of
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  Speaker 1: Labron and he he said the Miami Heat Bron without hesitation.
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  Speaker 1: But they were a bunch of people talking, were going
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  Speaker 1: back and forth, and then he brought off the reason
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  Speaker 1: for Lebron as a Miami Heat player. This is again
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  Speaker 1: a guy played in the league. Was a player who
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  Speaker 1: went against Lebron James. Let let's go to the audio tape.
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  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 2: He was on steroids, bro, He had to sit out.
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  Speaker 2: He was on steroids for real, was on steroids, Bro.
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  Speaker 2: I'm allegedly, but like, he had to sit out. But
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  Speaker 2: you all remember when they told him, like they plus
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  Speaker 2: four was like he got everybody. They started chasing testing
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  Speaker 2: for AGH and they was like yo, and he had
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  Speaker 2: to sit out, like he said, his back was her
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  Speaker 2: and he set out for like three weeks and he
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  Speaker 2: came back skinny. This was just I was in the league,
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  Speaker 2: I remember, and he came back and he was he
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  Speaker 2: was crazy though it might have been the best bron
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  Speaker 2: bro all right, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: I liked that he mixed the allegedly in like that'll
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  Speaker 1: get him out of jail. All right. So the money
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  Speaker 1: quote as you heard there, they started testing for HGH
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  Speaker 1: and he had to sit out his back. They said
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  Speaker 1: his back was hurting, and he sat out for three
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  Speaker 1: weeks and came back skinny. Now, shortly after those comments
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  Speaker 1: went viral. I mean, I had buddies of mine all
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  Speaker 1: over the place, my radio friends. Did you see what
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Tiek said? I said, who the hell is Jeff Tig?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you see what he said? Oh my god, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna start your show with this? Well, obviously I didn't
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  Speaker 1: start the show with this because Jeff Tigue after this
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  Speaker 1: went viral, he tried to we went on Instagram, he
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  Speaker 1: tried to clarify. He claimed he was just joking. Just joking.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question Jeff Tigue claiming that
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  Speaker 1: Lebron was a steroid guy, and then he tried to
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  Speaker 1: unring the bell. Tried to unring the bell. How do
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  Speaker 1: you process this one? So I've got ray bands, Antarctica,
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  Speaker 1: and health insurance, and we'll connect all of this together
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  Speaker 1: and we'll say hello to Blind Scott, who's been on
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  Speaker 1: hold the entire show. All right now, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: keeping track of this story because I have no life.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I do as I look for things
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  Speaker 1: that I might want to talk about on the show
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  Speaker 1: during the day. So I got whiplash on this one.
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  Speaker 1: In a literally a nano second. Do you know how
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  Speaker 1: short a nanosecond is? In a nanosecond, Jeff Tge went
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  Speaker 1: from full Kamakazi on King James to backpedaling like Prime
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  Speaker 1: Dion Sanders back in the day, Right, just like that,
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  Speaker 1: Tigue Another's little cute Little Jock podcast where the guys
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  Speaker 1: sit around talk about the glory days and all that,
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  Speaker 1: and he drops this just very casual in conversation comment
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  Speaker 1: about Lebron James being on steroids with the Miami Heat,
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  Speaker 1: just a throwaway line like he's ordering some takeout food
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  Speaker 1: on door dash and and then he pulls out the
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  Speaker 1: classic psych in your face. I was just playing man.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. I happened to have a PhD. I bought
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  Speaker 1: it online. I have a PhD in the ancient art
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  Speaker 1: of sarcasm. I like to dabble in the art of sarcasm.
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  Speaker 1: And this is not that right. We believe that Jeff
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  Speaker 1: t did the thing you can't do at the time.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do it, he said the quiet part out loud.
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  Speaker 1: Now would love to have been a fly in the wall.
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  Speaker 1: When the phone started ringing, ring ring. Hey, hey, Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's your your agent here. Yeah, it was going on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah so you did a podcast, Yeah I did. I
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  Speaker 1: did it the other day. Yeah. So apparently he said
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  Speaker 1: Lebron is Lebron's doing so? Yeah, yeah, I said that.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares. Well, there's maybe some dudes in dark suits
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  Speaker 1: that would like to talk to you, you know. Click and
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  Speaker 1: then the guys in ray bands in the SUVs that
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  Speaker 1: the black SUVs pull up to the door. They give
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Tigue in my head a friendly reminder. They say, hey, hey, Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: you know we've got the ray bands, We've got the
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  Speaker 1: suits on that movie Men in Black that was actually
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  Speaker 1: not that was not drama, that was real. Uh you
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  Speaker 1: know the old fiction nonfiction that was that was nonfiction.
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  Speaker 1: And Lebron is a Listen, Lebron's a multi billion dollar
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  Speaker 1: global asset. Nobody knows who you are. Zip it l zippo,
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  Speaker 1: all right now. Secondly, so the Lebron defenders pointing out
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  Speaker 1: that there are some flaws in Jeff Tigue's timeline that
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't check out, So does that change things? So
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  Speaker 1: for me, it's not in any measurable way, it's not
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  Speaker 1: with the story. Listen, And it is true Tigue's memory
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  Speaker 1: was apparently off. The NBA did not start testing for
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  Speaker 1: HGH until Lebron was back in Cleveland. But it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: change the overall narrative, like this is not new. The
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  Speaker 1: whispers about Lebron having magic beans wink wink or special
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  Speaker 1: recovery juice, what's in the juice that's not pineapple juice?
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  Speaker 1: The wolverine level healing powers of Lebron, they've been out
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  Speaker 1: there for a long time, years ago. I was fortunate
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  Speaker 1: enough when I was doing my website, I befriended some
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  Speaker 1: big time gossip writers that for some reason became friends
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  Speaker 1: of mine and not good friends, you know, fake friends,
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  Speaker 1: work friends. And I went to a ret I actually
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  Speaker 1: had power luncheon with a very powerful writer. This is
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  Speaker 1: past so far ago, I can tell the story now.
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  Speaker 1: So we went. He wanted to meet me for lunch,
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  Speaker 1: so we had like a power lunch, and he was
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  Speaker 1: telling me about his his time as a investigative reporter
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  Speaker 1: and whatnot. And he had said, and this is a
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  Speaker 1: long early in Lebron's career, said that there had been
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  Speaker 1: a story that he had been following and he didn't
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  Speaker 1: have enough to go with it. But he because at
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  Speaker 1: that time, you actually had journalistic standards, which you don't
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  Speaker 1: have anymore. But he said that at that time there
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  Speaker 1: were two people that they were pretty sure were doing steroids,
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  Speaker 1: but they didn't have the smoking gun. And one of
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  Speaker 1: them was Lebron. The other was Tiger Woods, and this
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  Speaker 1: guy was committed. Now this is we got we almost
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  Speaker 1: got it. We're not quite there yet. So this this
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  Speaker 1: is like I'm going back probably seventeen eighteen years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I had a long time. I had a long time ago,
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  Speaker 1: and so it's been out there. However, God forbid anyone
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  Speaker 1: in the mainstream or not mainstream media. I'm on in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the night. God knows ninety nine percent
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  Speaker 1: of people are sleeping right now. The mainstream media does
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  Speaker 1: not go there. You bring up peds and Lebron in
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  Speaker 1: the same sentence, and you were on the knotty list.
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  Speaker 1: Can't you know what? Cannot do it. There was some
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  Speaker 1: guy and the w or the UFC wrap the UFC
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  Speaker 1: that a couple of years ago named Lebron said he
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  Speaker 1: knew the guy Lebron was getting the drugs from and
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  Speaker 1: that story was Barry Like, if you do that, you
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  Speaker 1: are not allowed to be part of the cool club's
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  Speaker 1: you know, the cool kids club. You're you're on like
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  Speaker 1: a watch list. And to bring up Lebron in the
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  Speaker 1: mainstream and steroids, it is a kin to talking about
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  Speaker 1: Area fifty one or the moon landing, or why no
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  Speaker 1: one's allowed to explore Antarctica right because there's a apparently
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  Speaker 1: that's where the UFOs are and all that the great
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  Speaker 1: conspiracies like these things are talked about on over on
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  Speaker 1: coast to coast with our friend George Nori. Those things are,
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  Speaker 1: but in sports radio there's certain things that are not allowed,
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  Speaker 1: like Lebron during the day it doesn't really come out
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  Speaker 1: very much at all during the day, Right. It's one
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  Speaker 1: of those things you get close to the truth and
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  Speaker 1: suddenly the hard drive that you have gets wiped out,
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  Speaker 1: your WiFi stops working, and like, like Jeff t he
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  Speaker 1: didn't make a I think he made a mistake. Like
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to say that you messed with Lebron.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to say that publicly. And Lebron's one
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  Speaker 1: of these guys, he's too big to failt Now my argument,
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  Speaker 1: and this is my counter argument to what Jeff Teek said.
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  Speaker 1: I truly believe Lebron is one of those athletes. If
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  Speaker 1: he got caught red handed, if Lebron was videoed injecting
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  Speaker 1: testosterone into his Badonka donk while bathing in deer antler
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  Speaker 1: spray and rubbing the clear in the cream he got
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  Speaker 1: from Barry Bonds that special lotion on his elbows, the NBA,
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  Speaker 1: I would say, listen, this is league approved. It's a
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  Speaker 1: new therapy, it's a exploratory therapy, and it's actually sponsored
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  Speaker 1: by Gatorade and Disney Plus it's all good, it's all kosher.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's the same league that has spent over a decade. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's over now. They spent over a decade
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  Speaker 1: pretending that load management was not destroying the product. It's
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  Speaker 1: the same league years ago. The famous story about Michael
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  Speaker 1: Jordan who got involved in some gambling and then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden decided to retire in the prime of
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  Speaker 1: his career to go play baseball in Birmingham, Alabama and
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  Speaker 1: ride buses until the suspension was over. Wink wink, nod
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  Speaker 1: nod by David Stern, and then came back to the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: So there's certain people that are just too big. It's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna Maybe when Lebron's done washed up at the
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  Speaker 1: end meeting he's not playing anymore, stuff like that will
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  Speaker 1: come out. I've heard it for almost twenty years. Like
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any prove I just keep hearing it.
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  Speaker 1: You keep hearing something, you tend to think there's something there,
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  Speaker 1: there's a there there all right now, final fuck to
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  Speaker 1: baseball we go, and you look around baseball. We are
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  Speaker 1: in the dog days, arf, We are in the dog
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  Speaker 1: days of baseball. Here. The dog that was not Willis,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, that was a different dog. That was
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  Speaker 1: Moxieff herf that was a moxie barking. So in baseball,
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  Speaker 1: the Tigers sock. They got swept by the Pirates. The
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers blow, they lost eleven of the last fifteen games.
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  Speaker 1: They think nothing's wrong their bullpens, but they can't throw
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  Speaker 1: strikes to save their life. They rarely play good defense.
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  Speaker 1: They don't. They don't have more than three or four
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  Speaker 1: guys that can hit. Half the other guys suck. And
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  Speaker 1: so the Yankees also have had their problems. They just
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  Speaker 1: got smoked, didn't get swept, but they didn't play well.
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  Speaker 1: In Toronto, New York had not one, not two, not three,
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  Speaker 1: but four four errors at the stadium formerly known as
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  Speaker 1: the SkyDome in Toronto. And so New York had four errors.
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  Speaker 1: They lost to the Blue Jays, and then they continue
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  Speaker 1: to look very blah, and they look they're looking up
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  Speaker 1: as the Blue Jays are leading the American leagues, which
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  Speaker 1: led to Aaron Boone saying, I think we have a
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  Speaker 1: very good defensive club. Now that is a money quote.
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  Speaker 1: The Yankees have been anything but a good defensive club.
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  Speaker 1: They've had particular problems with the Blue Jays. They say
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  Speaker 1: they see the Blue Jay logo and immediately they forget
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  Speaker 1: how to catch the ball. So let's play off that
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  Speaker 1: that's a good pivot point. So manager Aaron Boone defending
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  Speaker 1: the New York Yankees defense after another clunker. How big
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  Speaker 1: a concern is this? In the Bronx SA they talk
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  Speaker 1: about the Bronx Zoo, they talk about that. How about
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  Speaker 1: the House of Horrors? The Yankees defense? This is another
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  Speaker 1: one of those stories that's not new. The Yankees defense
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  Speaker 1: has been leaky for years. And when you think about
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  Speaker 1: like health insurance, they would call this a pre existing
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  Speaker 1: condition is what they would call. The Yankees literally cost
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  Speaker 1: themselves a chance at the World Series, the World Championship
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  Speaker 1: against the Dodgers because they kicked the ball all over
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  Speaker 1: Yankee Stadium. You had Edward Scissors Hands playing center field,
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  Speaker 1: otherwise known as Aaron Judge, and also Anthony Volpy Oops,
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  Speaker 1: Anthony oops, vaulpy at short stuff. Take your pick. And
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  Speaker 1: it's the same story this season as it was last season.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing has changed. It's been this way for multiple years.
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  Speaker 1: The Yankees have all this money, they have all the
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  Speaker 1: star players, and yet they cannot make offen the routine play.
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  Speaker 1: It's like they have this allergy. They're allergic to the
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  Speaker 1: fundamentals of baseball, and these guys are so locked in.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not just this in the Dodgers, I feel
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  Speaker 1: with the same way. These teams are locked in on
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  Speaker 1: the launch angle, the exit v low, the spin rate.
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  Speaker 1: But what about knowing how to hit the cutoff man right?
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  Speaker 1: What about that, Oh, you're just an old that you're
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  Speaker 1: a boomer, Benny the boomer call them Benny the boomer.
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  Speaker 1: Fundamentals don't matter in today's game. And that's the boring part.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares about the nerds that have overtaken baseball and
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  Speaker 1: all these front offices. They're too busy calculating me optimal backpath, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, where to swing on a two to zero count,
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  Speaker 1: instead of teaching their players how to field a ground
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  Speaker 1: ball and not throw the ball in the dirt to
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  Speaker 1: first base, right field the ground ball two outs in
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  Speaker 1: the ninth close to the game. Now, Meanwhile, you look
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  Speaker 1: at teams like the Brewers and the Blue Jays, for example,
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  Speaker 1: and these are team the Bushs do spend a fair
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  Speaker 1: amount of the Brewers don't in comparison, and yet you
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  Speaker 1: look at how they play and they put the ball
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  Speaker 1: in play. Amazing. What happens? This is such an old take,
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  Speaker 1: and it's it's relevant again. If you put the ball
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  Speaker 1: in play against a bad defensive team, this is gonna
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  Speaker 1: blow your mind. This is what I'm about to say,
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  Speaker 1: is gonna blow your mind. If you put the ball
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  Speaker 1: in play against a bad defensive team, you put pressure
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  Speaker 1: on the defense, you force errors. It's not complicated. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not that smart, but I know this. You apply pressure,
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  Speaker 1: and if you apply pressure, the crack start to show.
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  Speaker 1: Because defense matters if you put the ball in play,
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  Speaker 1: and if you strike out all the time, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: And like look at the Red Sox and other's the
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  Speaker 1: Red Sox their catcher doesn't even know the rules of catching,
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  Speaker 1: and it's fascinating, Like Alice Cord doesn't teach it, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't Carry's just out, you know, eating, you know, appetizer's
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  Speaker 1: an happy hour. He's not worried about that because that's
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  Speaker 1: not analytics right. For them, it's about playing the probabilities
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  Speaker 1: and that's what matters here. Whatever the computer says, it
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  Speaker 1: says defense doesn't matter. Spoiler alert. The eyes tell you
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  Speaker 1: something else. The eye test says something different to me. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you give teams four or five outs, and what do
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  Speaker 1: you think happens. That's right, it's kaboom. You lose games.
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  Speaker 1: It's simple and mark my words. And I'm never wrong
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  Speaker 1: about this. This Yankee team is going to implode in
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  Speaker 1: October yet again because they have not address the issue.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is still there. It is a poltergeist. They
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to play defense. Volpie sucks. Judge isn't
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  Speaker 1: that great a defensive player? Hell, I saw Cody Bellinger
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  Speaker 1: in that game in Toronto last night, who's actually a
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  Speaker 1: pretty good defensive player, even he took the stupid pills
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  Speaker 1: from the Yangies. He lost a ball in adult and
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  Speaker 1: I know the roof was open in Toronto, but he
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  Speaker 1: lost the ball in the outfitld. It flew over his head.
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  Speaker 1: You know where the ball was. That's supposed to one
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  Speaker 1: of your better defensive players. Wild, It is the Ben
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  Speaker 1: Maler Show. You want to comment on any of that?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing like some hot fundamental talk in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the night. That's that's quality. That's why I'm doing overnights. Well,
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about baseball fundamentals?
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• 22:56
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• 23:00
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• 23:14
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• 23:17
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• 23:21
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• 23:24
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• 23:28
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• 23:32
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• 23:35
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• 23:38
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• 23:45
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• 23:48
  Speaker 1: now though, for the malor Riddle of the Day. As
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: part of a promotional event, Cleveland Brown showed off an oversized,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: inflatable version of their new helmet in alternative helmet design.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Moments after they pulled this massive parp off, a photographer
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: who was there to capture the moment blanked. That is
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the question. What is the answer? Let's see malaprop guy,
• 24:14
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• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Choked on a cheese nip from Lady sideburns. Jay Dot
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: in Utah says he found the Book of Mormon right
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: there at an event alf the Alien opinter says the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: photographer lit the Cuyahoga River on fire. Milkman Mike and
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Colorado says he was eaten by the kraken. Is the
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: answer the photograph photographer other did not like the helmet
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: and stabbed it with a knife, that says Josh in Nebraska,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Page Down Late Night drug tester says he set Lake
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Erie on fire. King Roy says he received a medal
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: for photography. Scrooge says he sunk to the bottom of
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: the ocean. O Choe text though aka Keith from Deep
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: in the Heart of Texas as a photographer laughed and
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: farted simultaneously. Ferd Dog says he got the vapors. He
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: got the vapors. Who else do we have donkey sausage
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: said the guy just died, that's his sausage. Andy and
• 25:20
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• 25:22
  Speaker 1: the answer. Thank you, Andy. You're a man of honor.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: You're a man of honor now you are. JT the
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Wingman says he cut the cheese just like someone did
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: on this week's Puck Podcast with Eddie? Is that true?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Somebody did Eddie fart on his pod hockey podcast? Man,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: what's Eddie's becoming a shock jock over here at that
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Puck podcast? Unbelievable.
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: You know, sometimes you think you can get it out
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: quietly and it's just not so. I bet that's what happened.
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: I don't think he did it on purpose.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Those farts are tricky because sometimes you think they're just
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: a normal small fart, and then they're like a wet one.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And then other times you think they'll be kind of quiet,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and then they're loud and you don't think it'll smell
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: that much, and then they smell. They're very confusing. They're
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: really the ninja of bodily functions, right the part. They
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: really are. Mark in Santa Monica says he yelled no
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: because it was so ugly. The photographer cut off Luke's
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: hand from a guy named Luke, soiled himself laughing, said
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Johnny Q. That's the answer. All right, that's enough. Do
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: you have an answer, Lorraine?
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Yes, Ben, I think the photographer broke out in a
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Mama Mia dance routine.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Mama me a dance routine. All right, that's incorrect. Turns
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: are part of a promotional event. The Browns showed off
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: an oversized, inflatable version of their new helmet design, the
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Alternative Helmet MoMA's. After they pulled this giant tarp off,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: a photographer fell off the raft and plunged into the
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: waters of Lake Erie. He yell off the raft, of course,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: everyone using that as a metaphor for the Browns upcoming
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: season and making mistake by the lake jokes and all
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: that and wonderful. And I'll never forget the great Hugh Jackson,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: old Brown's coach, who had to jump into Lake Erie.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: He promised the team would not replicate their one in
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: fifteen record, And while technically they didn't, in twenty sixteen
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: they were actually worse. They went oh in sixteen, And
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: there are so many remember when Brandon Whedon got caught
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: under the American flag. He was swallowed up like he
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: was eaten by Moby Dick. And I was just wonderful,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: just just absolutely wonderful, great moments in Brown's history. And
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the other thing about this, I noticed that the event
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: was sponsored by Dude Wipes. Isn't that the perfect sponsor
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: for the Cleveland Browns? A device to wipe your ass?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Is that not just the perfect partnership? My god, isn't
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: that wonderful? Wonderful one? Well, let's go to the phones.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Who do we have. Let's say hello to Enie Meani,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Miney Mo. Let's say hello to Tony in the Bay Area. Hello, Tony, welcome,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: hey man.
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  Speaker 7: Two things Lake Snell is called snell Zilla. The I
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: say is called rules around crying like a little girl
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: Zilla into the beautiful Latina hooker I've seen at the
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: Taco truck. If you ever see a guy in a
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: bear's hat and you think this Tony, blow me.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you Tony. Hey. Sure a lot of hookers
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: love the show. You know, years ago though I did
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: have there was a stripper from Houston that used to
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: call the show up and pick NFL games. In the
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: early days, I was doing the weekend overnights. There was this.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that happened, but she used to
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: call the show. I know what happened to her. I'm
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: guessing she's They are good people. Yeah, they live a
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: very important live strippers. I think that now became OnlyFans models.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Bobby in Florida. What's going on? Bobby?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Welcome Ben.
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  Speaker 3: Before I get to the reasons for my call, I
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: just wanted to let you know there were a few
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Lukes you guys forgot about. You've got Uncle Luke from
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: two Live Crud, the rap group. You've got Luke Perry
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Rest in Peace, Beverally Hills nine O two and zero,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: and you're a man of a certain age, so I'm
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: surprised you forgot about Bo Duke's brother Luke Duke for
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: the Dukes of Hazzard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The problem is, Bobby, I'm trying to be hip
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: with the kids, you know, right right, I can't if
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I mentioned Duke's of Hazard, I feel like that's too
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Like all my references are twenty years old. I don't
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: want to go like thirty five forty years I got
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: to go. I got to keep it within like the
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: last twenty years right.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I understand the gentleman that wrote in earlier about the
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Blue Springs. That's absolutely your Manatee ghost two spot. But
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: if you do go, you got to make sure that
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: you're going in the wintertime because the manatees don't like
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: the cold water out and the mangroves in the ocean,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: so they'll come into the springs where it's constantly in
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: the mid seventies. And to that point, I want to know,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: how can we get you guys down here for a
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: malor meet and greet in Florida? With all the p
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: ones we've got down here. We've got freestanding poker rooms
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: and casinos all over the state for Coop. There's Walt
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Disney World for Lorena. And we've got the villages for
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: you and the missus, and I'll hook you up.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: How dare you, Bobby? That's a low blow. I bet
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Lorena don't even know where the villages are, do you, Lorena?
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: No, what is a village?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: It's a retirement communities? What it is? How dare you? Bobby?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: But uh, but if you happen to get down here,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: like I said, you've got so many t ones and
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: if you go to that I would.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I would love to I would, I would love to
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: do that. I've been, I've been to Florida over the years.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I haven't been in many years, but I would love
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: to go down there. But the probably is such a
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: large state. Bobby, do we go Central Florida? We go
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Son Florida.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: That My point is if you go to the central
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Florida area, everybody can come. It's it's going to be
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: two three hours at the most.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: I'll go down.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I'll pick up weed man hitpy. I lived just outside
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: of Orlando, so if you guys fly into Orlando, you're
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: central to everything. That Blue Springs State Park is maybe
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: about an hour outside of Orlando. Kermit's Key Line Bakery,
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: the place that they actually make the pies is right
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: next to Blue Springs, and you've got Boosey's right up
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: the street, all the thirty minutes of each other.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: So right, you're selling me, Bobby, you're selling me.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Man, even get down here?
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: All right, Bobby, all right, all right, yeah, thank you?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I go away. All right, there's Bobby making an age joke.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: How dare you? How dare Let's go to Andre though,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: who's next? He's he's warming up in the bullpen and
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: his dog Willis. Hello, Andre, Welcome Andre.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: He has been great to be with you. Now now listen,
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: Willis is here. He's chilling right now. He might get
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: he might get motivated. We shall see. Went out for
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: the walk, had a good stroll. The nice weather has returned.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: By the way, Andre, before before you get going, Andrea,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I got an email from a guy who says, let
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Andre know that he's not a real cape Cod guy
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: because you have to be born on the Cape to
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: be a real cape Cod guy. Your thoughts.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Now, neither I nor Willis appreciate that. And the
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: fact of the matter is, I've been clear that I'm
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: a wash sure being born in the great state, Yes,
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: Willis cours being born in the great state of New Jersey.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: So if you want to have this keep Cape Cod
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: authentic type of perspective, that's fine. But again, going all
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: the way back to my great grandfather emigrated here from
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: the Cape Verde Islands. You know, I'm as Cape cape
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: Cod has many other people given you know, all the
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: people that has moved in from all different type of plots.
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: But I understand what he's saying. But I've always been clear,
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: great state of New Jersey is not my origin. And
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: then you know, second half of the journey, I've been
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: here on the Cape and Island, so I'll take that under.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Your dog. Willis is fired up here, ready to go.
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: You know, because he isn't like people casting dispersions, you
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: know on the Cape Cus.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: So he's defending like a good dog, Like a good dog,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Willis is the defending his master. Andre. I liked that.
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: Fending the validity okay of my extra Twitter hashtag. You know,
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: so I sport cap cut kit. I came up with that.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Dirty in my in my head, Andre, Willis is like
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: your hype dog. He's hyping you up for the call.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: He's like, I got you, I got you. Keep going, Andre,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: keep going, Andre, keep going onre keep going Andre.
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: He's bringing the motivation, you know that based on the
• 33:27
  Speaker 9: fact that the nice weather has returned and got down
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: in the fifties. Last couple of nights, we're in like
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: a cool sixty five six, you know, almost seventy. So
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: I went for a good walk. He got his exercise
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: for the day. So he's feeling good. He's a bit motivated.
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: But Ben, you're talking about the situation in the NBA.
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: You know, Jeff te has this podcast, he's casting dispersions
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: frankly on one mister Lebron James, and then he goes,
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: you know, as you know, now we would go deep
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: into the rabbit hole. You know, Tyler tiger Wood name
• 33:54
  Speaker 9: gets thrown into the mix. The fact of the matter,
• 33:56
  Speaker 9: you noted the clear point of demarcation and when actual
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: journalists broke stories and needed evidence to verify what they
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: said so that when they when they went out front
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: with their information. That issue is it's not good for
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: anybody's business. So why would the NBA, why would ESPN?
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: Why would all of these multinational corporations that depend on
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: narratives and storylines and content do away with the individual
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: who after Michael Jordan took the banner, took the mantle
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: and empowers the NBA forward. It doesn't make sense. So
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: just Tigue saying it it's good for clicks and you
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: can kind of get your name out there, so on
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: and forth. But there's gonna see absolutely no resolution in
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: terms of whether and this is a serious thing going
• 34:39
  Speaker 9: all the way back to shoe Joe Jackson's right talking
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: about having a competitive advantage. We kind of get brushed
• 34:45
  Speaker 9: under the rug and the NBA you have here whispers,
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: but there's no reinforcement where Actually it did cause a
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: major issue for baseball and they had to clean it up.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Yet, well, listen, Andre, I think the point is, like
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: you get to a certain level of celebrity, and it's
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: there going to make sure that you're okay as much
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: as they can, right, whether it was you know, Kobe
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: had his issues, they were able to work that out
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: with a plea deal back in the day, you know,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: tany you know, I'm sure he did no gambling. He's
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: just really dumb and he's an idiot with his money
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: and his interpreter was gambling and he had nothing to
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: do with that. Baseball made sure that goes that went away.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: And the Lebron thing. I mean, there's certain guys you
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: can kind of get away with stuff and you're not
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble and or not in any real trouble,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: and that's that. So yeah, yeah, I gotta go on that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: But thank you, Andre, and your dog Wills and ferg
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: dog points out, remember when Willis used to be camera shy.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Now he's trying to hog all of Andre's airtime. Shame
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: on him. JT. The Wyman says, you gotta love Tony
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: in the Bay Area's commitment to the bit testing the
• 35:49
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• 35:52
  Speaker 1: moments away from ask Ben. Your questions are answers. We'll
• 35:55
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• 35:57
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• 35:57
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  Speaker 10: All right, We're gonna start off with a question from
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  Speaker 10: Donkey Sausage.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Donkey.
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  Speaker 10: He would like to know what is something that you're
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  Speaker 10: terrible at but wish you could do well?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: What am I terrible at that? I wish I could
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  Speaker 1: do well? Let's see anything involving gymnastics, anything, Not that
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a gymnast or anything like that,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm always jealous of people that have that that ability.
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  Speaker 1: That's like the first thing that popped up. You see
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  Speaker 1: people that are very good at manipulating their body in
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  Speaker 1: certain ways. I'm not great at that. What about you, Lorena?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, somewhere between drawing and taking good photos.
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  Speaker 1: You take good photo You're very popular. People love you,
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  Speaker 1: and the mald Militia is But.
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  Speaker 8: Do there's some people are so photogenic and it does
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  Speaker 8: takes nothing, like I have to work really hard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I hate looking at myself. That's why I got
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  Speaker 1: in the radio. It sucks like doing the TV show
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  Speaker 1: the last couple of years. I'm like, holy crap, I
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  Speaker 1: am so ugly. My god, what about you? Coop.
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  Speaker 10: Uh, well, there's plenty of things that I'm not very
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  Speaker 10: good at that I wish I were. Uh, but I
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  Speaker 10: think that on the top of the list, I would
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  Speaker 10: choose playing guitar.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm having the music music ability? Yeah, I got you,
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  Speaker 1: I got you. Yeah. I knew how to play the
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  Speaker 1: piano a little bit, just like I could put my
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  Speaker 1: finger across the keys. My mom taught me that. All right,
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  Speaker 1: what's next? What do we have here? Alf?
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  Speaker 10: The alien opiner? Hi Alf, We would like to know
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  Speaker 10: and he puts hashtag ask band, hashtag ask Coop.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess he's yeah, you're out, Lorena.
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  Speaker 10: He says, does your spouse put items away in different
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  Speaker 10: places than where they belong or where they've always been?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah. So there's there's a lot of hey, you
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  Speaker 1: know text, where is that thing? Of a jake? You know,
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  Speaker 1: where's the watch? McCall it? And she's usually pretty good,
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  Speaker 1: but sometimes there it's a it's a great it's like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: where's waldough thing? So it's it is inconsistent. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: What about you, Coop?
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  Speaker 10: Well, it's not so much that she puts items away
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  Speaker 10: in different places than where they belong. It's that she
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  Speaker 10: doesn't put them away at all.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's some of that too. There's some of that
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  Speaker 1: he's talking about, like laundry piling up that well, laundry.
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  Speaker 10: And then like we have like there's a box cutter
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  Speaker 10: that you know, we keep in the knife drawer, and
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  Speaker 10: she'll take it out of the knife drawer, open the
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  Speaker 10: box wherever it is that she is, and then just
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  Speaker 10: puts the the box cutter down right there, and then
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  Speaker 10: that's where it stays until I have to find it
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  Speaker 10: for us.
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  Speaker 1: It's the backup charger. Say hey, we're going on a
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  Speaker 1: weekend road trip. Where's the backup charger you had it last?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. It should be where
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  Speaker 1: I put it. I don't know where it is. What's next?
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  Speaker 10: Late night drug tester. We'd like to know for everybody
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  Speaker 10: in honor of National Drive through Day, has your car
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  Speaker 10: ever died while in line of the drive through?
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  Speaker 1: No? But I did get I did get an accident
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  Speaker 1: at the McDonald's over in Hollywood when I was a
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  Speaker 1: single lad at three in the morning. I was online
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  Speaker 1: at the There were two drive through windows. You pay
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  Speaker 1: at the first one, you get the food at the
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  Speaker 1: second one. I was at the first window to pay.
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  Speaker 1: I had paid, I was waiting to move up, and
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  Speaker 1: as I was getting ready to move up, the car
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  Speaker 1: in front of me, driven by a sixteen year old,
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  Speaker 1: realized he forgot to pay and decided to back up
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  Speaker 1: without looking and rode into my car. It slammed into
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  Speaker 1: my car. Oh, schmuck, Yeah, all the RAINA.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think so. I usually block out really traumatizing
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  Speaker 8: moments like that, But I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. What about you?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, I was in a rented Dodge charger and ran
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  Speaker 10: out of gas in the Arby's drive through.
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  Speaker 8: Why would you go to a drive through when you
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  Speaker 8: know you need gas?
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  Speaker 10: I didn't know how big the like reserve tank was.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I hadn't plenty of time. It's unfortunate. It
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  Speaker 1: was very embarrassing.
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  Speaker 10: I had to call my mom to come like, bring
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  Speaker 10: over a gas in a tank.
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  Speaker 1: That's a dereliction of duties.
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  Speaker 10: People had to back up out of the drive through.
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  Speaker 1: And Arby's, come on, not a taco bell and come on,
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  Speaker 1: all right? What's next? Bobby?
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  Speaker 10: And Florida wants to know what was your favorite childhood
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  Speaker 10: family vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we had a great time. We went on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of like family reunion in Chicago. I have a
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  Speaker 1: very memorable one being on Lake Michigan during the Fourth
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  Speaker 1: of July fireworks. That was a fond memory. Phoenix, we
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  Speaker 1: had a a family reunion there. Those are a couple
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  Speaker 1: of big ones. What about you, Lorena.
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  Speaker 8: I like going to the Lava Caves up in Oregon.
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  Speaker 8: That was really fun.
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  Speaker 1: Okay cool.
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  Speaker 10: I did a cross country trip with my mom and
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  Speaker 10: my sisters, and then we would also go to Laughlin
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  Speaker 10: every year with my dad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yeah, very cool. They're just ask Ben