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- 0:04Speaker 1: M hmm.
- 0:09Speaker 2: To day on the Basement News. No, it's his Nigga
- 0:14Speaker 2: resting place, Dougie resting piece of Doug McBride. Even though
- 0:19Speaker 2: you just gave a spoiler because I haven't seen it yet,
- 0:22Speaker 2: he just said it. I know. I saw the clip
- 0:25Speaker 2: on Lauren Bools on her Instagram page saying that no,
- 0:30Speaker 2: they was pushing her husband goodbye. I said, oh, they
- 0:32Speaker 2: killed him off? Well he no, it's a soap.
- 0:35Speaker 3: They got him hiding, They got him in a basement somewhere.
- 0:38Speaker 2: That was I think that was a plot that he
- 0:40Speaker 2: and Vanessa talked about off camera to get him away
- 0:42Speaker 2: from Joey, because I think Joey was maybe planning to
- 0:44Speaker 2: kill him.
- 0:45Speaker 3: You know.
- 0:45Speaker 4: I think Joey and them set that up to get
- 0:47Speaker 4: him away because these are something he got back to him.
- 0:51Speaker 3: There he was talking about snitching. No, that Joey end
- 0:53Speaker 3: up set that up.
- 0:54Speaker 2: I also think I don't think that Barber's dead. I'm
- 0:59Speaker 2: gonna all take it.
- 1:00Speaker 4: Let's stranger things have happened. I think Beaches is barroom.
- 1:08Speaker 4: Why she would pretend not to be, I don't know, but.
- 1:11Speaker 2: No, I mean, I'm sick of man.
- 1:14Speaker 3: She needs to get her ass kicked. I'm tired and.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Fuck Smitty, Say what's Smitty do?
- 1:21Speaker 5: Whin trying and keep them kids, try and keep them
- 1:23Speaker 5: kids away from their mama now after.
- 1:25Speaker 2: You gave it their mama Martin. Oh shit, you mean
- 1:31Speaker 2: at June. But I don't know, you know about a
- 1:34Speaker 2: gay joke coming. I don't know.
- 1:38Speaker 3: Now she thought it was a gay joke.
- 1:40Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:41Speaker 5: I think no, but I think it's like I can understand,
- 1:45Speaker 5: like I understand like the closed adoption thing, and then
- 1:48Speaker 5: you find out or whatever, and it's like it's up
- 1:50Speaker 5: to your discrestion and you know you're leave. You're leaving
- 1:52Speaker 5: it up to the kids whether or not they want
- 1:54Speaker 5: to they want to talk to you know, talk to
- 1:57Speaker 5: their mom or whatever. However, it's like you feel threatened
- 2:04Speaker 5: at them, like they know they're not like they know
- 2:07Speaker 5: they're not. They they like where they're at, you know
- 2:09Speaker 5: what I mean? Like they they they where they are?
- 2:12Speaker 5: You are you are there? Yeah? Yeah, you gotta be
- 2:18Speaker 5: in control everything he got. Oh, he has to know
- 2:20Speaker 5: or he has to know everything that's going on at
- 2:23Speaker 5: all like at all times, because I mean, you've seen
- 2:27Speaker 5: Martin make that make that deal with Samantha like, Okay,
- 2:31Speaker 5: I got you because she said I need you know,
- 2:34Speaker 5: I don't need my dad, I need you know, I
- 2:35Speaker 5: need I need a friend. I need somebody to understand.
- 2:38Speaker 5: So it's like, okay, cool. And then you know when
- 2:41Speaker 5: Smithy finds out and it's.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Like you said, we weren't gonna they were going to
- 2:44Speaker 2: see them any more.
- 2:45Speaker 5: Without us, and you're like, yo, she with her mom
- 2:48Speaker 5: down at now at Orphy Jeans, Bro, Like she can't
- 2:52Speaker 5: do nothing. I mean she can't, but she can't. We
- 2:56Speaker 5: you know, the family is is known. Anything happens niggas
- 3:00Speaker 5: well know quick.
- 3:01Speaker 3: She's safe and he went with her and like you
- 3:06Speaker 3: let it go by itself.
- 3:07Speaker 2: It's all, Yo, she's safe, bro.
- 3:09Speaker 4: Like public please like he just booming along because we
- 3:15Speaker 4: are going a long ass tangent.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Boy have a number three hour long episode when we
- 3:18Speaker 2: started corporating Beyond the Gates reviews. But maybe we'll bring
- 3:21Speaker 2: that back on the I gotta change the name of
- 3:23Speaker 2: the Hope before I go into that because you know
- 3:27Speaker 2: we'll be talking sixteen minutes. Oh yeah, did an intro
- 3:29Speaker 2: that show? M Welcome to this week's episode of Wine
- 3:32Speaker 2: and Audacity the Podcast. I'm your host, Brain is the card,
- 3:35Speaker 2: and I'm joined by two of my favorite people in
- 3:36Speaker 2: the world. How you're feeling next week? This week, this week,
- 3:40Speaker 2: not next week? How would y'all be?
- 3:42Speaker 3: I don't know, Brandon, depending on what happened next week.
- 3:46Speaker 5: I mean three minutes cent we got the intro off,
- 3:48Speaker 5: so I look, look a win is a Winston?
- 3:51Speaker 2: Say this new record? I'm trying because you know, I
- 3:55Speaker 2: know we'll be ten minutes into a conversation like, oh,
- 3:58Speaker 2: did I introduce the show anyway or AnyWho? Back to
- 4:03Speaker 2: what I was saying, welcome to Basement News. Niggas has died.
- 4:08Speaker 2: They never died before. Yeah, what was we talking about
- 4:13Speaker 2: before I introduced the show? Incord? Yeah, I need to
- 4:21Speaker 2: we got to rename them, so y'all On our YouTube
- 4:24Speaker 2: page Wonder Pod Underscore Why on our Dad City the
- 4:29Speaker 2: podcast with the amper saying look us up. On YouTube,
- 4:32Speaker 2: we have a playlist with all of our movie and
- 4:34Speaker 2: TV show reviews and I named it Live from TB
- 4:38Speaker 2: Studios and it works, but we review other stuff that's
- 4:42Speaker 2: not on tub so it kind of wouldn't fit because
- 4:44Speaker 2: it's not documentaries and TV shows and movies. But yeah,
- 4:48Speaker 2: if y'all want to see our reviews of TV shows movies.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Next week, I think we're doing a review of Ten
- 4:54Speaker 2: Toes Down two, which came out this week. All right,
- 4:59Speaker 2: you know it's gonna be some fun shit see, so
- 5:07Speaker 2: that will be there. That's the only word, you know,
- 5:10Speaker 2: our review, our review, Oh in Tequila and Penia Coladas,
- 5:21Speaker 2: Jesse smow Lett's documentary review. By the time this makes it,
- 5:24Speaker 2: the air will already be up. So yeah, go onto
- 5:27Speaker 2: a YouTube channel, look up our playlist. We have full
- 5:29Speaker 2: episodes all three of our seasons of the show. First
- 5:33Speaker 2: two seasons with straight video episodes and season three were
- 5:36Speaker 2: when we transitioned to video. Then you look like Biggs
- 5:41Speaker 2: read about it gives you. We We have a play
- 5:43Speaker 2: a playlist full of all of our clips that we
- 5:45Speaker 2: post on social media, if social media and your things.
- 5:48Speaker 2: But you still want to watch all our clips, they
- 5:49Speaker 2: are all on our YouTube page. I think we have
- 5:51Speaker 2: like three hundred clips posted so far, low bites that
- 5:54Speaker 2: you can just listen to a minute to maybe two
- 5:56Speaker 2: minutes long if you don't want to be on the
- 5:59Speaker 2: tickety time. And also we post, like I said, our
- 6:03Speaker 2: reviews of TV shows, movies, TV movies. As Seana Farnes
- 6:06Speaker 2: and all sorts of things the way he said, you'll
- 6:08Speaker 2: be all right, and we might incorporate Beyond the Gates again,
- 6:11Speaker 2: but we got to have to be its own little
- 6:13Speaker 2: standing one episode, because we maybe be able to put
- 6:15Speaker 2: that like three different episodes of us of a show.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Once we do it, maybe if we don't go into
- 6:20Speaker 2: like the Weeds, if we just do like a like
- 6:22Speaker 2: a weekly overview of the show, they keep it like
- 6:24Speaker 2: high level, we may be able to do it in
- 6:26Speaker 2: thirty forty five minutes. Have a nice little game, a
- 6:28Speaker 2: little you know, a little little fuck Doug fu. She
- 6:33Speaker 2: did like Jake scal That's that's Doug's problem. He ain't getting
- 6:36Speaker 2: because his wife is fucking Joey and Nicole is getting
- 6:41Speaker 2: on my nerves. I love Nicole that part. She is
- 6:44Speaker 2: probably the flyest dress character on the show. The shout
- 6:47Speaker 2: out to Daffy do play who is killing the hell
- 6:49Speaker 2: out of the coal, But I think Trusha man Grant
- 6:52Speaker 2: who plays Leslie Danish, Sherry Anna Marie fucking Well and
- 6:57Speaker 2: that silk Press. I'm good she is playing the fun
- 7:01Speaker 2: out that road. But yeah, I want to tell with
- 7:03Speaker 2: her in real life. Nicole not getting over Ted sleeping
- 7:07Speaker 2: with Leslie after you served him fucking divorced papers. Like, girl,
- 7:11Speaker 2: it was an accident, but even if it wasn't, you
- 7:14Speaker 2: went on a date with his best friends friend.
- 7:18Speaker 5: Yeah, I might say it's business buttner nigga. He got
- 7:20Speaker 5: like that nigga before you served him, before you served him. Damn,
- 7:25Speaker 5: I forgot all about that.
- 7:27Speaker 4: Your person who advocates for leaving people when they cheat
- 7:30Speaker 4: on you. But for some reason, I kind of wanted
- 7:33Speaker 4: them to work it out. I think they still because
- 7:35Speaker 4: it's been so long. It was twenty years ago, and he.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Didn't know who he cheated, of course, but after that
- 7:42Speaker 3: he never cheated again.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Yeah. I was talking to get it the same thing, like,
- 7:45Speaker 2: and I'm.
- 7:45Speaker 3: YouTube the person who be like, no they cheat once,
- 7:47Speaker 3: they're gonna keep cheating.
- 7:49Speaker 2: He is, so I don't know himself to him his
- 7:56Speaker 2: wife for twenty to twenty five years after the fact.
- 8:01Speaker 3: I kind of want them to work it out. I
- 8:03Speaker 3: don't want Danny and Andre together. I just don't. I
- 8:05Speaker 3: don't know why I want to Bill crash out. He's
- 8:08Speaker 3: going to all well baby. According to the preview, something
- 8:10Speaker 3: fitn't happened next week. M mm hmmm.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Uh yeah, fellow gatekeepers, if you want to. Matter of fact,
- 8:18Speaker 2: we don't got to ask him. It's just more work
- 8:21Speaker 2: for us to do. But we'll figure out beyond the gates.
- 8:23Speaker 2: Reviews might be coming back soon to the YouTube channel.
- 8:25Speaker 3: I don't know if I posted on your timeline randomly
- 8:28Speaker 3: one day to heir gate.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Keepers were back, all right, how are you feeling this week?
- 8:35Speaker 2: Fuck Smitty? He's still mad. I want to.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Jesus in a while, what do you do to you?
- 8:52Speaker 2: I'm cool, I'm telling straight. That's good.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Now you want to tussle tussle with Smitty?
- 9:00Speaker 2: Now? You fucking why too much?
- 9:01Speaker 6: Bro?
- 9:02Speaker 5: Like Martin, you should have told me Mark that that's
- 9:07Speaker 5: what I said.
- 9:08Speaker 2: That's saying.
- 9:16Speaker 3: I squeareed whatever putition. The group checked us.
- 9:18Speaker 5: I said, go to hell. You ked to me Mark
- 9:27Speaker 5: Man the way you did little kids though. No, but
- 9:29Speaker 5: you know you don't pissed me out though. Like when
- 9:32Speaker 5: they they kind of like they like they they slept
- 9:34Speaker 5: together and then then he told them. You know, Mark
- 9:37Speaker 5: was like, what he said, what do you want?
- 9:38Speaker 2: He put that BOOCHI cat on? He said, where are
- 9:41Speaker 2: you going? I'm going to put myself upstairs. I know
- 9:45Speaker 2: you're not. I said, what the fuck.
- 9:51Speaker 7: Not?
- 9:51Speaker 4: You had my ankles in as like you're gonna tell me.
- 9:53Speaker 4: I still got to sleep on the couch. I pulled
- 9:57Speaker 4: out my best moves last night, Smitty.
- 10:01Speaker 2: That nigga fixed up and breakfast and everything. Martin was
- 10:04Speaker 2: wearing that thing. I said, well, this is a lot
- 10:10Speaker 2: giving her that shout out to Brandon Clayburn. All right, hot,
- 10:34Speaker 2: I'll say it hot cold. You can tell it ain't
- 10:45Speaker 2: the word for black people.
- 10:48Speaker 3: That just don't sound right.
- 10:49Speaker 2: I hate it like boised. Oh my niggas it is
- 10:59Speaker 2: fun man, my god, today it's the hoodie weather. Love
- 11:04Speaker 2: it o. Sweater weather at least the weather's turn. Sweater weather.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Oh sweater weather. What a time? What a sweater weather?
- 11:14Speaker 2: Oh sweat weather? Hard apple side, Oh god, there's.
- 11:17Speaker 3: Libra season, Shakespeare.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Jesus hard. They all right, I know a couple of them.
- 11:24Speaker 3: I know too many of them.
- 11:28Speaker 2: But now y'all just alienating one twelve of our fan
- 11:31Speaker 2: bigs ship, sorry, all thirty six of them. Wait wait
- 11:35Speaker 2: after after the socials might be up to like seventy now,
- 11:37Speaker 2: oh yeah, we might go cruise ship. Hey, y'all, I'm sorry.
- 11:42Speaker 3: Oh it was a lever I'm just speaking from expert.
- 11:45Speaker 2: No, my daddy was score. I'll we bet yeah, sorry,
- 11:55Speaker 2: I don'kay yeah yeah.
- 12:02Speaker 5: Moving past that, you know what I say, I see
- 12:07Speaker 5: you know how they get they give you all like
- 12:08Speaker 5: them crazy ass movie theories.
- 12:10Speaker 2: Mm hmm no movie theory, my spirit, that's no laughing happen.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Oh ships, what I have to do with.
- 12:56Speaker 2: If they can hear you probably I hm hmmmmm wow
- 13:07Speaker 2: wow so low so low m m it's okay. Voice
- 13:18Speaker 2: is scary, Yeah, take you about five minutes music a time. Scary.
- 13:34Speaker 3: They're so dirty.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm thinking I give a damn because I down.
- 13:40Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, but the hand movement was smooth
- 13:43Speaker 5: though it damn bro, But across what happened, but not
- 13:54Speaker 5: the crazy ass movie theory that they got because you said, okay.
- 13:57Speaker 5: Reminded me of Friday when they were saying that that
- 14:00Speaker 5: that Craig Mama was shooting on his daddy when they're
- 14:04Speaker 5: all because the preacher came through, and the Preacher came through,
- 14:07Speaker 5: and they said they were supposed to be waiting for
- 14:09Speaker 5: the cable and making for the cable man to call
- 14:11Speaker 5: or whatever, and it was like everybody's supposed to been
- 14:13Speaker 5: to work. Craigy sucked it up. Preacher came out, Hey,
- 14:16Speaker 5: hey brother Greg, wh where where sister? And he was
- 14:20Speaker 5: like Nigga's brother Jones.
- 14:22Speaker 2: M M Craig, tell your finance daddy, I said, ms
- 14:29Speaker 2: Parley with the old wolf pussy. I looked the MIRNC.
- 14:32Speaker 3: Yeah there you're trying to get my daddy beat.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Yoh yeah, niggas wildly that was funny. M hmmm mmmmmmmm
- 14:48Speaker 2: mm hmmm. Someone else is new to sweep my niggas.
- 14:53Speaker 2: Ain't ship man, like you know, just cool and you cool?
- 14:57Speaker 5: Then yeah, you know, finally got the I only got
- 15:00Speaker 5: the stuff done for the stuff done for the job,
- 15:02Speaker 5: so I should be in like you know, getting a
- 15:04Speaker 5: new start date.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Congratulations, Yeah, congratulations, You're doing big things, brother, proud of you.
- 15:14Speaker 2: I'm trying, you.
- 15:15Speaker 5: Know, you know, trying until you know, till you know,
- 15:18Speaker 5: tell these until let's pick up, you know this pick
- 15:21Speaker 5: up and.
- 15:21Speaker 3: I can Harry chest picks the one.
- 15:27Speaker 2: You was he was selling. Oh man, what I'm not
- 15:34Speaker 2: putting these teachers out there. He's a lad. Please, I'll
- 15:43Speaker 2: take that. Well what I'm saying, you know, not even
- 15:47Speaker 2: a cup you know you want in my mind you
- 15:50Speaker 2: can have him. I'm back, I'm getting back in the gym.
- 15:56Speaker 2: I can't. I'm busted. Well, I will say one good
- 16:00Speaker 2: thing about having the stomach fluid is baby, my clothes
- 16:05Speaker 2: fitting loose, they just ought to be.
- 16:10Speaker 3: You lost a lot of flips.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Being on tour of three days straight. Just take it
- 16:16Speaker 2: out of your genesus loose. I was like, oh, so
- 16:25Speaker 2: was I? Was I bloated? Or was that just let's say,
- 16:28Speaker 2: goddamn Jens, let's give normally. I'll be struggling AnyWho. You're
- 16:38Speaker 2: ready for Question the Week? I guess, yeah, nerveless, nerveless?
- 16:46Speaker 2: Why are you nerveless?
- 16:48Speaker 3: Nervouss?
- 16:49Speaker 2: I think y'all like this one nerveless for Question of
- 16:55Speaker 2: the week. I don't carr, thank you appreciate that, m
- 17:07Speaker 2: so in our Question of a week's segment the show,
- 17:10Speaker 2: I scatter the intewebs read my TikTok f y P
- 17:13Speaker 2: page because and I look for some diabolical questions. I
- 17:21Speaker 2: look at him laughing. A couple of the comments, which
- 17:23Speaker 2: I'm gonna forget as soon as I scrolled away, put
- 17:25Speaker 2: them in our group chat and pull them up to
- 17:27Speaker 2: talk about on the show with these niggas be back
- 17:30Speaker 2: to nagas y'all are mhm for some of y'all might
- 17:32Speaker 2: do next week, m especially this one to the next
- 17:35Speaker 2: to me, I was gonna say, you know what the
- 17:41Speaker 2: fun you're gonna do?
- 17:45Speaker 5: Actually, no, actually that is that's like, that's like already,
- 17:48Speaker 5: that's like already telling your kids youre about to get it.
- 17:50Speaker 5: They're gonna get aske whooping, but you don't know what
- 17:53Speaker 5: you're gonna do you're gonna do.
- 17:54Speaker 2: It's almost like it already happened.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Mmm, we question.
- 18:07Speaker 2: Side lens. Can I read the questions to these niggas?
- 18:12Speaker 2: Let them give a rating from one of the diabolical,
- 18:14Speaker 2: like the hear he gumship, what's a tiny inconvenience that
- 18:19Speaker 2: ruins your entire mood for no reason?
- 18:22Speaker 3: People?
- 18:24Speaker 2: When a motherfucker say specific, I mean, I'm sorry to say,
- 18:28Speaker 2: why does the worst specific? But I thought its pacific?
- 18:30Speaker 2: And when they use pacific in a sense sentence or
- 18:35Speaker 2: irregards and regardless, irregardless, you'd be like, what do you
- 18:43Speaker 2: want to be like sweets? That's that's a double negative.
- 18:46Speaker 2: It means that that means.
- 18:48Speaker 8: Without without regards the aggression, irregardless, regardless. The word is
- 18:55Speaker 8: regards regardless without regard to without without regard to which
- 19:00Speaker 8: cancels out the double negatives.
- 19:04Speaker 5: Oh, should I just say poor grandma when somebody talking,
- 19:07Speaker 5: like when somebody talking to me, and they'd be like.
- 19:12Speaker 2: Word on the curve? Is you know most Americans reader
- 19:14Speaker 2: the sixth grade level? Not this America shouldn't neither but
- 19:19Speaker 2: smote most Thank you, Robin.
- 19:21Speaker 5: Thank you Robin for making them play scrabble and all
- 19:24Speaker 5: kinds of word games when I was when I was younger.
- 19:26Speaker 2: You scrabble? Huh? Since you got your degree? Okay, question
- 19:35Speaker 2: of the week time? What's a tiny inconvenience? The ruins
- 19:39Speaker 2: your mood for no reason when I have to recept
- 19:44Speaker 2: my password because I forgot it and it says cannot
- 19:47Speaker 2: be the same old password that.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Highest level, or pisted it like bitch, but you just
- 19:55Speaker 3: saw he was wrong.
- 19:57Speaker 2: I literally could come in peace.
- 20:00Speaker 3: No.
- 20:00Speaker 2: You know what's funny.
- 20:02Speaker 5: You go and do all that ship and then once
- 20:03Speaker 5: you want you to go back to sign in because
- 20:06Speaker 5: you know now you remember get past word still get wrong.
- 20:10Speaker 2: They be with us. You can't remember that ship. Then
- 20:12Speaker 2: I do it all over again. That's raiding. I understand that.
- 20:19Speaker 3: You absolutely right.
- 20:22Speaker 2: That's a long way.
- 20:25Speaker 3: Don't tell me my pets were wrong? And then I
- 20:26Speaker 3: go use the pats. It was the first place you go.
- 20:29Speaker 3: Tell me, can't you stink?
- 20:30Speaker 2: Tell me as call me?
- 20:33Speaker 1: Ask me?
- 20:37Speaker 2: Yeah? No, roy Dale an I skater.
- 20:44Speaker 3: Ain't hurt nobody my mother and their mother, okay, well sister,
- 20:50Speaker 3: their sister.
- 20:53Speaker 2: What's a tiny inconvenience that ruins your mood for no reason?
- 20:57Speaker 2: Leaving the store and forgetting to buy the main thing
- 20:59Speaker 2: I went there for in the first place.
- 21:02Speaker 3: Yeah, you know where I usually doing it, the walmarts
- 21:06Speaker 3: in the copy in the corner.
- 21:08Speaker 4: Came in here to get dog food, everything but dog food.
- 21:15Speaker 4: Now I have to get my ass make out this
- 21:17Speaker 4: damn car.
- 21:18Speaker 2: That's why I will I go to That's why I
- 21:20Speaker 2: hesitate on to them to make a list.
- 21:24Speaker 3: I got to make a list now when I go
- 21:25Speaker 3: in the store here today, I have to make a list.
- 21:28Speaker 2: My list lives on my phone.
- 21:29Speaker 5: Yeah, will text me, text me the list and you know,
- 21:33Speaker 5: I will read out everything as I put it in
- 21:35Speaker 5: the car.
- 21:35Speaker 2: But then get home and she was like, I make
- 21:37Speaker 2: a check list on my phone and did you get
- 21:39Speaker 2: the did you get the butter? Like, bitch, what is
- 21:44Speaker 2: the tiny inconvenience that ruins your move for no reason
- 21:48Speaker 2: when someone uses the public store right next to me
- 21:52Speaker 2: when there are ten or more available. That's what.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Pisses me off, coming here farting and kid.
- 22:00Speaker 5: Fellas, y'all, this is what y'all need to know about
- 22:03Speaker 5: your your advocate. If you see, if you see me
- 22:08Speaker 5: standing at one, it should be at least one urinal
- 22:11Speaker 5: in between us.
- 22:13Speaker 3: That they don't stand me and try to hold a conversation.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Sir, my dick is in my hand. Are you talking
- 22:22Speaker 2: to me at you be eating asparagus?
- 22:42Speaker 1: Go?
- 22:42Speaker 2: You watch your business every like all the ones right here. Yeah,
- 22:47Speaker 2: I hate it grating that I don't like that ship.
- 22:55Speaker 2: So apparently starting last month of September, that man in
- 22:59Speaker 2: in in the house. That's that's blank and down on
- 23:01Speaker 2: Pennsylvania Avenue in d C. Yeah, federal agents or law
- 23:08Speaker 2: enforcement agents are going using an app called Sniffy's to
- 23:12Speaker 2: lower people in to arrest them for public in decency
- 23:16Speaker 2: and like Lou Lou dis in public acts.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Excuse me?
- 23:20Speaker 2: Yeah, first off, do you don't know what Sniffy's is? Gaze?
- 23:24Speaker 2: I'm sorry to tell them to they you have full
- 23:27Speaker 2: context with the story. You know, Sniffy's is the app
- 23:30Speaker 2: for people who like encounters come on like, So now
- 23:38Speaker 2: you're trying to set a nigga up like like they
- 23:40Speaker 2: do in the park after dark, you know, pard after.
- 24:00Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Remember the first time I was when I perform with
- 24:10Speaker 2: to DC and I drove, I was like, nah, that's
- 24:14Speaker 2: the song for the episode. By the way, oh ship
- 24:19Speaker 2: in the park the Blackbirds. Oh man, all right, that's
- 24:27Speaker 2: question of the week. What's a tiny inconvenience that ruins
- 24:30Speaker 2: your entire move for no reason? Kids crying in restaurants?
- 24:36Speaker 2: I mean it depends for me.
- 24:39Speaker 4: Throwing drums, that's an issue for me. But you know,
- 24:42Speaker 4: sometimes babies cry because they be irritated.
- 24:44Speaker 2: Yeah, kids crying me.
- 24:47Speaker 5: Your kids cry too because they be irritated as fun,
- 24:49Speaker 5: they don't even want to be here.
- 24:51Speaker 2: But if little ron Rico is throwing.
- 24:53Speaker 4: Because you don't him know about something, I got a
- 24:55Speaker 4: problem with that, and I'm gonna come beep both your eyes.
- 24:57Speaker 2: If little ron Rico is over there throwing his toys
- 24:59Speaker 2: because you took his eye passed, he eat his chicken tenders, sis,
- 25:03Speaker 2: take his little ass and car take him home as eating.
- 25:08Speaker 3: But chicken.
- 25:11Speaker 2: Take his ass, and he take his ass the funk home. Honestly,
- 25:14Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like it should be an age.
- 25:17Speaker 2: I mean, if you know that your kid, if you
- 25:19Speaker 2: know your kid's gonna act up in public, don't do it.
- 25:23Speaker 2: I mean it's so speaking as the only childish person
- 25:27Speaker 2: at the table, hopefully not father, but a little while longer,
- 25:32Speaker 2: have y'all do kids? Okay between your mouth to guards,
- 25:37Speaker 2: I'm ready, like Tammy Campbell.
- 25:40Speaker 3: I'm ready.
- 25:47Speaker 2: For wherever ain't love now. But yeah, so what was
- 25:59Speaker 2: it like for you'all taking the kids to the rest
- 26:01Speaker 2: of like a young kids the restaurant, He's like falling out,
- 26:02Speaker 2: don't want to listen. He's sitting there, he's not eating
- 26:04Speaker 2: his food. He's just I ain't doing yet.
- 26:06Speaker 4: Allegedly Trey has got pinched under the table.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember.
- 26:13Speaker 5: I remember when we went to go to Corral, we
- 26:16Speaker 5: met Shining up, we met Shine out there with going
- 26:18Speaker 5: to Korral with Trey, Yeah he did.
- 26:21Speaker 2: He started tripping a little bit.
- 26:25Speaker 3: He may or may not have gotten got jacked up.
- 26:29Speaker 5: But nah, but I mean, no witness when we take
- 26:32Speaker 5: on when I take when I take a j with
- 26:34Speaker 5: me to the market and stuff like that. It's like, yeah,
- 26:37Speaker 5: he'll start, He'll start, he started crying or whatever. But
- 26:39Speaker 5: it's usually it's usually because I stopped. I stopped moving
- 26:41Speaker 5: the stroller and it's like, so I'm standing in line
- 26:45Speaker 5: like this, just moving, rocking back and forth because he like,
- 26:48Speaker 5: he just liked the movement.
- 26:49Speaker 3: He used to talk to like he was he was
- 26:51Speaker 3: older than what he was. You wanna fight, like because
- 26:57Speaker 3: you like you wanta fight.
- 27:00Speaker 2: In the second? What's a tiny inconvenience? Ever, once your
- 27:02Speaker 2: in time moved for no reason, how long traffic lights
- 27:07Speaker 2: have become. They are very early, bitch. You know one
- 27:14Speaker 2: thing I hate is I leave the house hour before
- 27:15Speaker 2: I got to get the work.
- 27:16Speaker 4: And it don't take me hour to get to work,
- 27:17Speaker 4: but I to make time to stop cause I want,
- 27:19Speaker 4: you know, a same the way.
- 27:22Speaker 2: I the way I be, The way I be leaving
- 27:25Speaker 2: the house with no time to spend late and be
- 27:28Speaker 2: getting to work right on time.
- 27:30Speaker 4: I used to do that, but now I'll work a
- 27:32Speaker 4: little further away now. And I mean, I'm proud of myself.
- 27:35Speaker 4: I've been doing good since I moved to that new location.
- 27:37Speaker 3: Even now.
- 27:39Speaker 4: One day I got stuck in drap jail. I pulled
- 27:42Speaker 4: up about three minutes to spur, but I got them. Look,
- 27:46Speaker 4: I was stuck in draving, but I still was gonna
- 27:48Speaker 4: stop getting my sandwich.
- 27:50Speaker 2: I'm glad that you know.
- 27:51Speaker 3: I was tasting that same wich already. I need, I
- 27:54Speaker 3: need my sing.
- 27:55Speaker 2: You know what I do if I if I do stop,
- 27:57Speaker 2: I'll order myself. When I get the the car and offside,
- 27:59Speaker 2: I'll then like order myt like if I go to Starbucks,
- 28:01Speaker 2: which I used, when I get closed, won't be cold,
- 28:05Speaker 2: get iceed coffee. So I ordered. By the time I
- 28:07Speaker 2: pull up and park and get up get on the call,
- 28:09Speaker 2: it's already.
- 28:09Speaker 3: Wow because my coffee making it.
- 28:14Speaker 2: HM, the bitch, we have one like two weeks ago?
- 28:17Speaker 2: What I called, I have ice called during the weeks?
- 28:21Speaker 3: No, he was, I said, I haven't had one in
- 28:22Speaker 3: a while. I forgot.
- 28:23Speaker 2: We did, Yeah, yeah, dunk, but I was. I tried
- 28:26Speaker 2: to get you know, I make my coffee from the
- 28:28Speaker 2: curate get home, so I don't. I'm trying to beat
- 28:31Speaker 2: out during the week. But I appreciate that you appreciate
- 28:34Speaker 2: Dunk do that's over stuff bus. We got a coffee
- 28:36Speaker 2: coffee on Dunk.
- 28:38Speaker 5: We did I know, I get into I get into
- 28:41Speaker 5: the debate with my uncle every time because he he
- 28:43Speaker 5: like he he does stuff.
- 28:44Speaker 2: He was like, he's like he stuff is good. I said.
- 28:47Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, dunkean better. He's like the time
- 28:50Speaker 2: I want to because like, yes, it is. It depends
- 28:54Speaker 2: on what you get. Now, if you're a fan of Dunking.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Like so, for a period, I was drinking it sluically
- 28:59Speaker 2: just Starbucks like coffee. But after like going back to
- 29:03Speaker 2: Dunkin Donuts and not having Starbucks for a while, the
- 29:05Speaker 2: first time that the coffee tastes like overbrewed or like burnt, Like, oh,
- 29:09Speaker 2: it's just too sou soup, so souper strong to where
- 29:12Speaker 2: I'm so, I'm used to drinking Duncan's Conner the way
- 29:15Speaker 2: Duncan bruis that coffee. I'm used to that. Now Starbucks
- 29:17Speaker 2: has good food. They got good pastries, they have good
- 29:19Speaker 2: child shot lats, the iced teas in the summer, I
- 29:27Speaker 2: gotta get you with the chy t latte. I get
- 29:29Speaker 2: my mad me one.
- 29:29Speaker 3: Just don't get me no more flat white flat. I'm
- 29:34Speaker 3: still woke.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Speaking to the like I know it's been a while,
- 29:38Speaker 2: but speaking to make tap.
- 29:42Speaker 4: It's a sexual harassment if you're like a flat white
- 29:50Speaker 4: head and you vote for sixteen hours, So.
- 29:51Speaker 2: What who got you a flat white sis?
- 29:54Speaker 3: Your fucking ass. I did told me go to the
- 29:57Speaker 3: bucks and try that fl like I was, you know,
- 30:01Speaker 3: it was time for me to go to work my day.
- 30:03Speaker 3: Did it taste good?
- 30:05Speaker 2: It was tasty?
- 30:06Speaker 3: And I drink that thing in the morning, and it
- 30:08Speaker 3: was two o'clock the next morning and I still was
- 30:10Speaker 3: leaving to be like I'm a bring like I'm going
- 30:14Speaker 3: to sleep, mama.
- 30:15Speaker 2: No, I think I had something like that.
- 30:20Speaker 5: No, we when I was working at Chipotle, the like
- 30:23Speaker 5: every day before we are like before like the rush.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Come get the old Parkolador with some cafe, with some cafe. Yeah,
- 30:30Speaker 2: and you know you take that.
- 30:32Speaker 5: You take them first couple of drips, mix it with
- 30:34Speaker 5: like mix it down some sugar, and then they and
- 30:36Speaker 5: then they made just one more like probably like one
- 30:39Speaker 5: of these little portion cups, like little fares portion cups,
- 30:42Speaker 5: because it's suppresive. That ship get you, that ship had you,
- 30:44Speaker 5: that ship had you going. Then three o'clock and then
- 30:47Speaker 5: three o'clock, three o'clock hit when the rush over. We
- 30:49Speaker 5: don't everybody drink everybody drink on for uh, like you know,
- 30:52Speaker 5: just drinking for like ether celebration. Son, get you get
- 30:55Speaker 5: your good.
- 30:57Speaker 2: I had this. I used to order flat whites from Starbucks. Now,
- 31:00Speaker 2: for those of y'all who don't know what flat whites are,
- 31:02Speaker 2: I think flat white. A flat white is espresso with
- 31:06Speaker 2: milk pham on tip, I think. But I would order
- 31:11Speaker 2: like like a like a like a I would always
- 31:14Speaker 2: order a small one, not as small like a tall
- 31:16Speaker 2: which is there regular small right? But the thing, like
- 31:19Speaker 2: Shauna said, I would drink one at like nine ten
- 31:21Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning, and then four thirty next morning,
- 31:24Speaker 2: I'd be awake in my bed, did tie but while
- 31:27Speaker 2: in my room, staring at the wall in a dark assroom,
- 31:31Speaker 2: just in the back of her mind, she fucked a
- 31:34Speaker 2: conscience call.
- 31:37Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, I mean yeah they yeah. My man
- 31:40Speaker 5: gave me, gave me one. It was like it was
- 31:42Speaker 5: like straight espresso and sugar, no milk. He was like,
- 31:46Speaker 5: you gotta drink like drink it all the way down
- 31:48Speaker 5: because he was like, you know colors, So put me on,
- 31:51Speaker 5: put me onto onto different coffee.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Bit I'm good that shit. Next one, what's a tiny
- 31:59Speaker 2: inconvenience ruins your move for no reason, getting stuck behind
- 32:02Speaker 2: someone who has a million lottery numbers to play at
- 32:05Speaker 2: a convenience store. Yeah, I don't like that ship is
- 32:09Speaker 2: especially as I'm trying to get in and out so
- 32:12Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie when the powerball get up to
- 32:14Speaker 2: like a billion dollars? How do you use this machine?
- 32:21Speaker 5: I mean, I'm cool with like, I'm cool with that,
- 32:24Speaker 5: but it's like, get stuck behind the person that's playing
- 32:27Speaker 5: sixteen days for for pick three, pick four, pick five.
- 32:30Speaker 2: They're getting scratched offs. Nigga, you spending eighty five dollars
- 32:32Speaker 2: on lottery tickets and they at the machine for ten minutes,
- 32:34Speaker 2: Like a right, I need to gotta play my numbers. Yeah,
- 32:38Speaker 2: it's a hell of inconvenient.
- 32:39Speaker 4: That's why they make you write your numbers them a
- 32:41Speaker 4: lot of stores, Like if you got more than a
- 32:43Speaker 4: certain amount of dollars, you gotta write them down.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Just punch them in the system.
- 32:47Speaker 2: But I hate that ship, especially if you they have
- 32:51Speaker 2: the lottery machine, the kiosks a lot.
- 32:54Speaker 3: I'm doing no place up the street, got it?
- 32:56Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 32:57Speaker 5: Yeah, but especially if you if you're popping in like
- 32:59Speaker 5: you know, you write like you're on your way to work,
- 33:01Speaker 5: and it's like, bitch, hey, yo, I got it.
- 33:04Speaker 2: I just came in here. I just came in here
- 33:05Speaker 2: for coffee, on for coffee and maybe maybe a honey button.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Like come on, come on, are you like wretch to please?
- 33:14Speaker 2: All right?
- 33:15Speaker 3: Ridiculous?
- 33:16Speaker 2: He playing? He playing next year's lottery numbers. Fucking cawdball
- 33:21Speaker 2: be twelve billion dollars by the time he done. I
- 33:24Speaker 2: just want to give my get my vitamin water and
- 33:27Speaker 2: go right. That's it. Please, y'all got the sugar free ones?
- 33:31Speaker 2: I like, no, okay, I guess I'll wait. What's a
- 33:36Speaker 2: tiny inconvenience that everyone's your move for no reason? Getting
- 33:42Speaker 2: a hangnail and not being able to follow it all day?
- 33:47Speaker 3: The tip dances on my nerves and.
- 33:51Speaker 2: It started itching. You feel it digging into the skin.
- 33:54Speaker 2: It's like.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Every time you get every time you get pressed down,
- 33:58Speaker 5: you're trying to write, that's just that's just start robbing.
- 34:03Speaker 3: I ain't never se anybody wash ground beef, though, that
- 34:05Speaker 3: was different.
- 34:07Speaker 2: Can we talk about washing meat? Wait?
- 34:12Speaker 3: Look at her name? What's one of your people?
- 34:17Speaker 2: Not that kind of meat? Aaron? You're supposed to watch
- 34:20Speaker 2: that before you stick it inside anywhere.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 34:31Speaker 2: But do y'all wash y'all ground beef or do you
- 34:34Speaker 2: wash y'all meat and gin?
- 34:35Speaker 3: I've never washed the ground, I not ground.
- 34:37Speaker 2: Do you'll wash meat or clean? You clean meat? Yeah?
- 34:41Speaker 2: What's your cleaning process? And tail?
- 34:44Speaker 5: Usually water and lemon juice, Yeah, little salt, maybe a
- 34:48Speaker 5: little bit of vinegar, that little gooey.
- 34:52Speaker 3: Stuff off, and.
- 34:55Speaker 4: Then you wipe the kitchen down that where you don't
- 34:57Speaker 4: have to worry about spreading bacteria carrying damm.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Then he josh, mama alone, Oh, let's go onto the
- 35:06Speaker 2: next one.
- 35:07Speaker 3: I don't know. She fries with chicken other day and
- 35:09Speaker 3: it looked different, decent because I was shocked.
- 35:11Speaker 2: Because yeah, I don't wash chicken. So what it's a
- 35:19Speaker 2: cultural I say this is as a Haitian and I
- 35:21Speaker 2: might lose my car. You're gonna you're gonna be dropping
- 35:23Speaker 2: side eyes and the comments y'all do real now, of course,
- 35:27Speaker 2: you visually inspect the chicken to meat, you bott to
- 35:29Speaker 2: make sure it's nothing on it, and dapping stuff off
- 35:32Speaker 2: with the paper towel, picking out like loose like the
- 35:34Speaker 2: little teeny many feathers are on it is one thing. Fine,
- 35:39Speaker 2: but you do realize that you're not cleaning the meat
- 35:42Speaker 2: by dunking it in water and lemon juice or limes,
- 35:45Speaker 2: or scrubbing meat down with limes and salt like you
- 35:48Speaker 2: know what kills kills the stuff on the meat. Cooking
- 35:51Speaker 2: it to temperature. I mean, yeah, yeah, if you cook
- 35:59Speaker 2: it to the temperature chicken is one hundred and seventy degrees.
- 36:02Speaker 2: Now I overcooked my chicken. No, I wont seventy five
- 36:04Speaker 2: one seventy on the safe side. But if you cook
- 36:08Speaker 2: it properly, back tia will essentially be scorched off of it,
- 36:12Speaker 2: which makes it safety. So, I mean it's cultural. I
- 36:17Speaker 2: get it, But I don't wash my meat the meat
- 36:24Speaker 2: that don't. That don't clarify. Wait, the meat I cooked
- 36:29Speaker 2: on the stove. There we go, Okay, now don't I don't. Yeah, yeah,
- 36:35Speaker 2: got to clarify. I did. What's the tiny inconvenience? That
- 36:39Speaker 2: ruin's your move for entirely no reason. Uh, that's stupid,
- 36:47Speaker 2: that's stupid. My pocket getting caught in the door.
- 36:51Speaker 1: Num.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Oh no, that's that's annoying.
- 36:55Speaker 6: Up you walk the ship, I say, And then then
- 37:00Speaker 6: I thought the damn goo rip didn't get pinshed ripped
- 37:04Speaker 6: and like, yo, that pins me like.
- 37:07Speaker 4: Your belt loop or like yah yah keys got caught
- 37:11Speaker 4: one time my robe. The thing was hanging off my
- 37:14Speaker 4: robe and it was like, I guess hooked.
- 37:16Speaker 2: I want to walk off the door. Hell yeah, ya
- 37:20Speaker 2: hit my bag on the door.
- 37:21Speaker 3: Baby listen. I just went back and laid back now,
- 37:22Speaker 3: and I don't he had to go to bathroom no more.
- 37:25Speaker 2: I was too upset.
- 37:26Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, noah, bro, I'm good. Now, we
- 37:29Speaker 5: might as well this just might as well just go ahead,
- 37:32Speaker 5: call it a day, start over again.
- 37:37Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, mm hmm hmm. What's the tiny inconvenience that
- 37:44Speaker 2: bruins your entire mood for no reason? When I have
- 37:47Speaker 2: to talk to an automated answering service before getting to
- 37:50Speaker 2: an actual person, an actual person representative representative, Yeah, to
- 37:57Speaker 2: assist you be getting into the representative, can.
- 37:59Speaker 3: You I'm sorry, I don't understand representative.
- 38:04Speaker 5: Yeah that ship. Yeah, that shit do pissed me off,
- 38:06Speaker 5: especially because I don't I don't like the fact that
- 38:08Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta, I gotta tell you what the
- 38:11Speaker 5: problem is before I talked to a representative, but instead
- 38:14Speaker 5: of just giving me the representative.
- 38:16Speaker 2: I don't understand. Let's start over. Yes, I'm sorry, I
- 38:21Speaker 2: can help you today.
- 38:22Speaker 3: Goodbye.
- 38:25Speaker 2: Asked me to call somebody. I'm like, no, I'm not
- 38:27Speaker 2: doing that.
- 38:29Speaker 3: But you heard me. But you heard me. It's not violence.
- 38:34Speaker 3: Please try again.
- 38:34Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't understand. And yeah, that's that.
- 38:39Speaker 5: That sh pissed me off because it's like, yo, this
- 38:42Speaker 5: is your job, yo, like y'all supposed to be answering
- 38:44Speaker 5: the phone press.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Start pressing zero zero usually works eventually in balanced selection.
- 38:56Speaker 2: What's the tiny inconvenience of RUMs your move for no reason?
- 38:59Speaker 2: When my door dash order is wrong or the door
- 39:02Speaker 2: dash driver doesn't speak English so you can't communicate with
- 39:05Speaker 2: them properly. Nothing against foreigners is just frustrating from this
- 39:09Speaker 2: particular business stance that should happened in my job. Or
- 39:14Speaker 2: that deliver your order to your neighbor's house and you
- 39:16Speaker 2: have to walk across the street and your pj's to
- 39:18Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, that should happened. That's happened in my job.
- 39:24Speaker 2: What's the tiny inconvenice? Everyone's your move for no reason?
- 39:28Speaker 2: My fitish sheet on my bed sheet, my finished sheet
- 39:32Speaker 2: on my bed exposing my mattress, having to get out
- 39:35Speaker 2: of the bed to fix that is very annoying. I agree,
- 39:45Speaker 2: I agree, I hate it and I roll over.
- 39:48Speaker 3: I feel like.
- 39:51Speaker 2: You let it get comfortable. You just hear you know what.
- 39:56Speaker 4: I used to get up and fix it all the time,
- 39:57Speaker 4: with trying to fix it while I'm in the be like,
- 40:00Speaker 4: but you know you too fit for this sea.
- 40:01Speaker 2: You've got to get up.
- 40:04Speaker 3: One day I just rolled over and was like.
- 40:07Speaker 2: Fuck this ship.
- 40:09Speaker 5: I'll be there tomorrow right right, Like I gotta make
- 40:12Speaker 5: the bed up anyway, so fuck it.
- 40:14Speaker 2: What's the tiny inconvenience?
- 40:15Speaker 1: Ever?
- 40:15Speaker 2: Rue's your mood for no for no reason? When OMW
- 40:21Speaker 2: auto correct to on my way yes, because I said, OMW, bitch,
- 40:25Speaker 2: you know what the fuck it meant? I don't want
- 40:28Speaker 2: to be exclaimsic OMW means the same here.
- 40:34Speaker 5: You are trying to be here, You are trying to
- 40:35Speaker 5: be quick with it your phone right. No, No, we're
- 40:38Speaker 5: gonna spell this. You're gonna spell it out.
- 40:42Speaker 2: You might know about this one, Seana. What's a tiny inconvenience?
- 40:45Speaker 2: Everyone's your mood for no reason? Waiting in line at Costco,
- 40:50Speaker 2: then winning in line again just to exit the store
- 40:53Speaker 2: off check over.
- 40:58Speaker 3: But sey'all we got waiting line once now because I
- 41:00Speaker 3: do scanning. Go when I go in Sam's, I got time.
- 41:08Speaker 5: I mean, if my fucker, if motherfucker stops scrumming, stop
- 41:11Speaker 5: stop scanning TVs with a banana, they wouldn't have to.
- 41:18Speaker 2: I'm certain you paid thirty for eighty inch flex.
- 41:25Speaker 6: Sir.
- 41:27Speaker 2: It's a banana. Their competitor to Apple. They make TVs.
- 41:29Speaker 2: It's called banana, sir. Put the TV back and walk away.
- 41:34Speaker 2: But it's okay, I'm calling the police please.
- 41:41Speaker 5: That's like in theory. In theory, it does sound kind
- 41:45Speaker 5: of it does sound do sound like kind of smart.
- 41:48Speaker 5: But then at the same time, you remember they waiting
- 41:52Speaker 5: looking at the receipts just to see if a TV
- 41:55Speaker 5: is on that receipt.
- 42:01Speaker 9: Like this right, like, hold on, I'm sorry, where the TV.
- 42:17Speaker 9: It's on the bottom of it. Oh I was down there.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Okay, I say, I see the TV in a couple
- 42:22Speaker 2: of ways of TV, like did you pay for it?
- 42:26Speaker 2: Got pay for it? Now I'm a glasses on I
- 42:30Speaker 2: pay for it? Oh lord, okay, We'll do one more.
- 42:36Speaker 2: What's a tiny inconvenience that ruins your moved for no reason?
- 42:40Speaker 2: People stopping at a yellow light or people breaking at
- 42:42Speaker 2: a green light.
- 42:44Speaker 3: Yeah, that bothers me.
- 42:47Speaker 2: Way you die. Yeah, they're breaking at the green light.
- 42:49Speaker 2: Oh yeah they when people stop? When when when you
- 42:55Speaker 2: get to like a like a full ways a full
- 42:57Speaker 2: way intersection, but only the side that you're not gonna
- 42:59Speaker 2: have this stop signing, But they come to a complete
- 43:01Speaker 2: stop to lift.
- 43:02Speaker 4: I'm like, you don't have a stop sign or the
- 43:06Speaker 4: Wednesday verse to get in front of you just to
- 43:08Speaker 4: drive slow.
- 43:09Speaker 3: Yo. Somebody did get to me yesterday.
- 43:20Speaker 2: Was the roadway tree creeping up.
- 43:23Speaker 3: Said they called like.
- 43:30Speaker 2: Ok because at the end of oh yeah, that's when
- 43:36Speaker 2: they always happen. Yeah, you got a pe They just yeah, okay,
- 43:44Speaker 2: And that concludes our Question of the Week segment.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Okay Aaron to help.
- 44:02Speaker 5: Moving a liver along to our Q and a I
- 44:08Speaker 5: love this ship.
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- 44:45Speaker 3: We are.
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- 45:05Speaker 3: This is the other one. I'm missing something.
- 45:08Speaker 4: When I said I g X threads and the tickety tp, yeah,
- 45:12Speaker 4: tickety tap, and we are just want to put on
- 45:15Speaker 4: blue Sky because they wouldn't let.
- 45:16Speaker 3: Us use the damn.
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- 45:27Speaker 2: If you feel the ventures in this climate, hell us
- 45:30Speaker 2: because in.
- 45:30Speaker 4: The world, Chary Woodfield, many many many many many many
- 45:39Speaker 4: many moons and faces.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Ago, Lord, who's gonna check you? Boom Lord, I grow up.
- 45:46Speaker 3: Next week you will mm hmm.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Maybe maybe and see how the week goes.
- 45:57Speaker 4: Okay, we're going to Brandon's favorite thread first, of course us,
- 46:00Speaker 4: but be not starting with a question. We're starting with
- 46:02Speaker 4: the thread that I introduced a few episodes ago.
- 46:06Speaker 2: And we saw palker for real first we could thank you.
- 46:16Speaker 2: That's crazy down there, but we're going down there. We
- 46:19Speaker 2: were going We're going down there.
- 46:21Speaker 4: Six Brown Chair d ms from Relationship Hell. This one
- 46:26Speaker 4: is titled men, Tell Why she left.
- 46:32Speaker 2: It's gonna be funny. I already know it's gonna be funny.
- 46:35Speaker 4: Her father passed and we were cleaning out his home.
- 46:39Speaker 4: I found his old corn stash and it included vinceus
- 46:42Speaker 4: nude of her mom.
- 46:46Speaker 3: I stole the box.
- 46:48Speaker 4: She caught me pleasure in myself to her mom's old
- 46:50Speaker 4: Paul voyds, and she was disgusted.
- 46:53Speaker 3: Her mom is still fine as fuck though, And yes
- 46:57Speaker 3: I would. I wouldn't let you, sir, getting off to
- 47:02Speaker 3: her mama. That's that's sky creepy.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Wait, well that's discuss I mean her mother. Her mother
- 47:12Speaker 2: was right, her mom. Her mother might be built like
- 47:14Speaker 2: a bulick now when she was on, but she was.
- 47:16Speaker 3: Said, mama, still find a sp my mama, Miss Parker,
- 47:21Speaker 3: not you.
- 47:22Speaker 5: Spanking one of miss When he says, even so, miss
- 47:26Speaker 5: a eighty five, when everything was sitting up like sitting
- 47:29Speaker 5: up high.
- 47:31Speaker 2: Oh wow, mm hmm, may go ahead.
- 47:40Speaker 3: Why she left? My secret?
- 47:44Speaker 4: Baby Mama had a nervous breakdown and told me to
- 47:47Speaker 4: pick up our newborn or she was going to take
- 47:49Speaker 4: her to the fire department.
- 47:51Speaker 3: I ran to get my child. I brought my child
- 47:53Speaker 3: home to ask my wife to help me.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Now, what in the Cadillac records is going on me?
- 48:00Speaker 4: The audacity? We've been married for four years. Where did
- 48:03Speaker 4: this baby come from? It's all she asks. The baby
- 48:06Speaker 4: is just screaming. I told her to help me. Stop
- 48:08Speaker 4: the baby from crying, and I'll talk about everything else later.
- 48:12Speaker 4: She told me to get out and take my baby
- 48:14Speaker 4: with me. I'm a single dad living in a hotel.
- 48:17Speaker 4: Now my baby, Ma, I'm gonna destroy my quality of
- 48:19Speaker 4: your life. Thanks were so good before worse. I don't
- 48:23Speaker 4: bond with the baby at all. I hope things get better,
- 48:26Speaker 4: but I know they won't.
- 48:27Speaker 3: Sorry, fuck you.
- 48:29Speaker 2: Because you stopped out on about to get.
- 48:34Speaker 3: I had a baby, and you think you're supposed to
- 48:35Speaker 3: take care of.
- 48:36Speaker 2: This baby better. I'm gonna get this motherfucker to the
- 48:38Speaker 2: fire assignment. So let me get this strength.
- 48:40Speaker 3: Let me had a right friend, get it straight.
- 48:47Speaker 2: The wine. You brought the baby home too. I'm sorry.
- 48:52Speaker 2: Rewind the baby mother of your illegitimate child born on
- 48:58Speaker 2: a woodlock to the woman you astually meant and read
- 49:00Speaker 2: too ruined your quality in life because you because you're
- 49:07Speaker 2: dicking in different holes that you're supposed to be holding
- 49:11Speaker 2: the dickens? Is that is that when I'm is that
- 49:15Speaker 2: when I'm understanding correctly.
- 49:17Speaker 3: That's what you understand it correctly?
- 49:20Speaker 2: M hmmm hmm. And then you get mad because your wife,
- 49:27Speaker 2: so get the fut told you and that big hit
- 49:31Speaker 2: ass baby to get the fuck out your house. And
- 49:36Speaker 2: now your quality and life is ruined because your baby
- 49:40Speaker 2: mother is in the looney band. Possibly your wife puts
- 49:44Speaker 2: you round and you can't buy by the newborn. Ain't
- 49:49Speaker 2: yours might not be but you, but you're stupid. The
- 50:00Speaker 2: next question.
- 50:03Speaker 3: On me.
- 50:05Speaker 2: Thinking that everything is gonna.
- 50:06Speaker 3: Be freeze and I'm gonna take care of your outside baby.
- 50:10Speaker 2: You got me fucked up today? How you was out
- 50:14Speaker 2: and down and I'm and you're out of my home.
- 50:18Speaker 2: I'm going to get this divorce spelled divorce and the
- 50:22Speaker 2: house belongs to me? Is for destitute, is for I
- 50:26Speaker 2: myself alone in my house. V is for very annoyed
- 50:30Speaker 2: that you, oh, oh a baby? Or is for really nigga,
- 50:38Speaker 2: you got me fucked up? C is for couk me me,
- 50:44Speaker 2: huh good one. He is for I don't know. Divorce
- 50:51Speaker 2: is everything everything I'm getting everything I'm getting, you know,
- 50:57Speaker 2: in the.
- 50:58Speaker 3: Divorce Horry were moving over to Miss Parker for real.
- 51:22Speaker 4: I g if y'all want to go follow her. She
- 51:24Speaker 4: posted some very diabolical ship and we shared here because
- 51:26Speaker 4: it's very entertaining. This is not the one I'm supposed
- 51:29Speaker 4: to be reading. Here's the one from Miss h MS Parker.
- 51:33Speaker 4: I've been following this popular content creator on Facebook for
- 51:36Speaker 4: over a year. All she does is talk about how
- 51:38Speaker 4: great her marriage is. She's always posting pics and videos
- 51:42Speaker 4: about him and her. I became attracted to him. I've
- 51:46Speaker 4: never been turned down by a man unless they were gad,
- 51:49Speaker 4: so I decide. I decided to see if I could
- 51:52Speaker 4: get him. They are very heavy in the church, so
- 51:55Speaker 4: I joined their church. They attend a popular church. I
- 51:58Speaker 4: started by just smiling at him and looking at him intensely.
- 52:01Speaker 4: I have a beautiful shape, so all I have to
- 52:03Speaker 4: do is get his attention. So after maybe a month,
- 52:06Speaker 4: I got his attention. He and I have been dating
- 52:09Speaker 4: and sleeping, and I've been sleeping with him for about
- 52:11Speaker 4: three months. The dick is good good, He's such a square,
- 52:15Speaker 4: so I was surprised.
- 52:17Speaker 3: We do it everywhere. I mean a cookie at the church. Lol.
- 52:22Speaker 4: Now he's already risps that he was not leaving his wife.
- 52:26Speaker 4: But I'm okay with being the side check. I'm the
- 52:29Speaker 4: total opposite of her. I'm a curvy chocolate chick with
- 52:32Speaker 4: a pretty face and a shell for ads.
- 52:34Speaker 3: He gives me money for.
- 52:35Speaker 2: Me hollow, Yeah, a shelf, that's what you said. Shell.
- 52:45Speaker 4: He gives me money for me and my kids and
- 52:47Speaker 4: has never judged me for being thirty two or four
- 52:49Speaker 4: children different days and never being married. I want a
- 52:52Speaker 4: man like that for myself, someone to love me unconditionally.
- 52:56Speaker 4: I'm the first person he has ever cheated on her with.
- 52:58Speaker 4: That's what they all say. I know that to be
- 53:01Speaker 4: true because he has prayed for forgiveness right in front
- 53:04Speaker 4: of me. Loo.
- 53:05Speaker 3: L A little weird, but sweet.
- 53:08Speaker 4: My question is, now that I have this leverage on her,
- 53:11Speaker 4: do I go live to show her that her marriage
- 53:14Speaker 4: is now as great as it is, not as great
- 53:16Speaker 4: as she thinks it is, because I kind of want
- 53:20Speaker 4: to go viral and see if it will pay all financially.
- 53:23Speaker 4: Or do I continue to deal with him quietly knowing
- 53:27Speaker 4: that I got one up on her. I need your advice. Also,
- 53:32Speaker 4: Will I ever have a love like this.
- 53:33Speaker 3: Of my own?
- 53:34Speaker 2: Bitch? No, you want it? Don't work like that. Be
- 53:37Speaker 2: honest with you. That's not how.
- 53:42Speaker 3: Any of this works.
- 53:44Speaker 2: That's not how this works. This works, y'ap, just getting
- 53:49Speaker 2: my nerves showing up.
- 53:52Speaker 3: He gave with the sprouts, cold flow potatoes, potato sala cream, spinach.
- 54:06Speaker 2: You dizzy bitch, listen, baked potato lo tat mm hm
- 54:12Speaker 2: it did right, rice and beans, beans and on pepto,
- 54:19Speaker 2: bean beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lambs, brands, hgs, those chickens, turkeys. No,
- 54:27Speaker 2: but yo, yeah, you're stupid as hell girl. Go down
- 54:32Speaker 2: your Disney bitch today right now, immediately, I gonna talk
- 54:38Speaker 2: that dumb as ship. I don't wish I might, but
- 54:42Speaker 2: oh you wanted.
- 54:44Speaker 3: You gotta want a viral moment.
- 54:46Speaker 4: You clearly get pull pussy manager, which is why all
- 54:48Speaker 4: your kids got different daddies.
- 54:50Speaker 3: And then you are jealous, spiteful ass.
- 54:53Speaker 4: Bitch because that lady husband, because you she was always
- 54:57Speaker 4: bragging about how good her husband was, how much.
- 55:00Speaker 3: Loved he was, and you, you was tired of it,
- 55:03Speaker 3: so you went to see if you can't have a
- 55:04Speaker 3: chance with him.
- 55:05Speaker 2: Girl the hell, stupid, stupid, stupid no.
- 55:09Speaker 3: And You're never gonna have a love like that because
- 55:11Speaker 3: God don't reward that kind of foolishness at all at all.
- 55:16Speaker 4: And I don't want you to get found because I
- 55:19Speaker 4: want to wipe the beech azz and I wanted to
- 55:21Speaker 4: leave the husband.
- 55:22Speaker 2: And have a glow up low self esteem. Having halfer
- 55:25Speaker 2: make me sick. Fucking hush puppies. Look at corn bread, earl,
- 55:32Speaker 2: and you fucking deviled eggs make me sick. Look at
- 55:37Speaker 2: sweet potato pie.
- 55:39Speaker 3: Fucking corn bread stuffing.
- 55:40Speaker 2: Wait, sweet potato pie does everyone by?
- 55:43Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 55:44Speaker 2: In the South, it be on the side. Okay, I
- 55:48Speaker 2: see what you deal right now. But you was just
- 55:49Speaker 2: taking the size money.
- 55:50Speaker 3: Okay, okay, fucking mashed potato.
- 55:57Speaker 2: I'm changing the episode title from Coming in the Edge
- 56:00Speaker 2: Night to Prevenge of the side Dish. I like that.
- 56:11Speaker 2: I was seriously though, fuck you string peas ass Heppen.
- 56:21Speaker 3: Fucking scateshah ass, bitch.
- 56:28Speaker 5: About to get a black going back to sixth round.
- 56:37Speaker 5: I mean, when you know, when you started to talk
- 56:39Speaker 5: about it, I'm thinking, like, what the watching the peach.
- 56:41Speaker 3: Mcartime, fucking fucking mustard greens.
- 56:45Speaker 2: Anyway, turned green head, ass bitch, get my damn man,
- 56:50Speaker 2: look at you side salad.
- 56:53Speaker 3: Fucking season.
- 56:56Speaker 2: All right.
- 56:56Speaker 3: Going back to sixth ground chick jokes.
- 56:59Speaker 4: He was dating my cold and when we met, well,
- 57:01Speaker 4: we knew we were sold made. We had a good
- 57:04Speaker 4: thing for one and a half years. Out of the balloon,
- 57:06Speaker 4: he tells me that since we lived together live together
- 57:09Speaker 4: now he moved into my place, we must downgrade our
- 57:13Speaker 4: relationship to roommates with benefits. He says, since he's paying
- 57:17Speaker 4: some of the bills, he can't afford to do date
- 57:19Speaker 4: night to anything else romantic for me. I thought it
- 57:23Speaker 4: would be just a phase, and I agreed to the
- 57:26Speaker 4: roommates with benefits plan. But then he started bringing other
- 57:29Speaker 4: women home. I'll come home to him having sex with
- 57:32Speaker 4: other women, including his ex girlfriend twice already. If I
- 57:36Speaker 4: put him out, I won't be able to afford to
- 57:37Speaker 4: live here. Also, I don't want to lose him to
- 57:40Speaker 4: one of the other women, so I just put up
- 57:42Speaker 4: with it. But this is so toxic that I can't
- 57:45Speaker 4: sleep at night, especially when he has company advice.
- 57:49Speaker 2: Weren't you in the apartment by yourself? He moved in
- 57:52Speaker 2: with you, but you lost your job yourself.
- 57:56Speaker 4: You're getting everything you deserve because you clearly you already
- 57:59Speaker 4: say that there he was dating coworker when you started
- 58:01Speaker 4: messing with him. Then he moved in with you, which
- 58:03Speaker 4: means he probably was a whole bot actually probably living
- 58:05Speaker 4: with her. Then you moving in with you, and then
- 58:08Speaker 4: you want to greet to some roommates with benefit ship
- 58:10Speaker 4: and then he bringing out the business into your fucking house,
- 58:12Speaker 4: and you just don't understand what's going on.
- 58:15Speaker 3: Girl.
- 58:16Speaker 2: This this is car this is Carlor. We work together.
- 58:21Speaker 5: I mean that Nigga said we gotta be roommates with
- 58:24Speaker 5: benefits because it's so amazing.
- 58:28Speaker 2: I can't afford to take you out. So let's downgrade
- 58:31Speaker 2: our relationship from committed relationship to from.
- 58:33Speaker 3: And I'm gonna bring all these different bitches up in
- 58:35Speaker 3: the house, including the bitch that I cheated on with.
- 58:38Speaker 2: You cheated on you cheated on with?
- 58:41Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and you just wanted to deal with it.
- 58:46Speaker 2: How did it work?
- 58:47Speaker 3: No, man had no turkey, no bacon. I ain't even
- 58:50Speaker 3: do it, you know, no, no stupid no.
- 59:01Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmmmmm mmmmmm. Buddy, later a right, what you're doing?
- 59:07Speaker 3: What you're doing what you're doing.
- 59:08Speaker 4: What you do, that's that's your soul, man, right, that
- 59:10Speaker 4: just sold me, y'all, y'all, me me saying, y'all dumbs
- 59:14Speaker 4: is up and y'all yet.
- 59:18Speaker 2: Just oh yeah, some dumb bitches my.
- 59:24Speaker 7: All right, but you stupid beat you stupid. Bet you stupid.
- 59:34Speaker 7: Hey beat you stupid.
- 59:38Speaker 2: That you stupid?
- 59:39Speaker 3: He beat you stupid man beat you do up.
- 59:44Speaker 2: Beat you stupid. Oh wow, I just got this, but
- 59:47Speaker 2: you do. Look at the picture, Look at the cheeks.
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