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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: Injure Yourself · Johnny's House

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  Speaker 1: Johnny's house. Ray, what we're looking at current like I
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  Speaker 1: see it now? Seventy nine seventy nine he did in
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  Speaker 1: dext of one hundred and five thirty percent chance of rain.
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  Speaker 1: Other than that, it's gonna be hot, human and stank stank,
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  Speaker 1: stank stank. But that's gonna be that way for the
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  Speaker 1: next couple of weeks. Gonna get some rain in starting tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: all right. The worst thing to do is get injured,
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  Speaker 1: and the worst than that is to injure yourself, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just an unusual way. So Brian's walking with a limp.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you walking the limp? Bron It ain't you,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I thought it was like had definitely not
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  Speaker 1: your gangs. I do got a slight gangster limb, but
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  Speaker 1: this isn't this ain't it? Yesterday? I got real quick, Brian,
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  Speaker 1: and I make a point in life to never go
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom at the same time, yep, in life,
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  Speaker 1: and it happened yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I usually even walked by the desk area and clear,
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  Speaker 2: but I figured, well, I'm on the way to a
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  Speaker 2: meet and I'll just jump in real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna be over there.
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  Speaker 2: And I hear Johnny outside the bathroom jibber javeerin. You
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  Speaker 2: can hear his voice a mile away, and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm trying to pee faster than I'm like, let
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  Speaker 2: me finish this up. And then I hear the door open,
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  Speaker 2: skywalks rather.
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  Speaker 1: Looking over the should like, I'm like, I knew what's
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  Speaker 1: good to him. I know it, So of course I
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  Speaker 1: yell out the same statement that I do every single time,
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  Speaker 1: and I just knew management was gonna come in because
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  Speaker 1: you're having a meeting too, right over in the other meeting.
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  Speaker 2: And then I tried to counteract it with Johnny going
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  Speaker 2: number two.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, he's louder than me.
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  Speaker 1: Got it anyway, but that makes me laugh. So you
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  Speaker 1: laugh here, and you decide to go ahead and get
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  Speaker 1: some do the work because you're busy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because I'm doing my son's afternoon show all week,
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  Speaker 2: I won't. I'll be here every day from like three
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  Speaker 2: am to six pm because going home and back and
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  Speaker 2: forth it ain't worth the toll money and they worth
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  Speaker 2: the gas of money. So if I can catch a
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  Speaker 2: little nap over in the studio, I will, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna be able to go home, so I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: today's my only day to get back done.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I had heard on this show that the rain was
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  Speaker 2: gonna come by around two pm.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I heard. That's what I heard. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I heard.
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  Speaker 2: So I had to get my yard cut fast because
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, two pm the rain comes, Yes, Johnny
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  Speaker 2: told myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, I got it right here. And as a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, you gave me this detail.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're just getting into the detail. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: will it me mow of the grass a little faster
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  Speaker 2: than usual? So I'm pushing it because I and I
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  Speaker 2: have an electrical blowmer. My yard ain't that bit, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm pushing. I'm pushing. I'm pushing. But there's a part
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  Speaker 2: in my backyard where it just dips down a little
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  Speaker 2: bit because.
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  Speaker 1: Of some of the pool stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm because I'm going so fast and I wasn't
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  Speaker 2: even thinking. I stepped wrong in it, and I felt
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  Speaker 2: my knee a little bit. I'm like, ah, it hurts
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  Speaker 2: so bad. I'm like, I got to finish the yard.
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  Speaker 2: So I finished the yard. But then by the end
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  Speaker 2: of it, I'm like I couldn't bend it. Like I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I was checking for swelling
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  Speaker 2: because I've had some knee issues in the past, but
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  Speaker 2: it didn't. So I got into the cold plunge thinking Okay,
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  Speaker 2: maybe that'll help.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it didn't.
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  Speaker 2: And then the end of the night it's getting worse
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  Speaker 2: and it's stiff, and so now I'm like really limping
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  Speaker 2: around the house and my wife's making fun of me
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  Speaker 2: because she's like she thinks I'm.
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  Speaker 1: A baby and I always complain and I'm not really hurt.
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  Speaker 1: But it really did hurt.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, this is ridiculous, like of all
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  Speaker 2: the ways, because I'm trying to mow the yard fast
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  Speaker 2: because Johnny told it's gonna run it two pm.
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  Speaker 1: I'm over here. Now I got to go get an
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  Speaker 1: MRI on my knee. Oh my, yes, as you're going
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  Speaker 1: to the hospital. On a pain scale of one to ten,
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  Speaker 1: what do you why are you right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Right now, it's not so bad. Right now, I would
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  Speaker 2: say about a five. But let me bend over a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. When of your band it's about ten, it hurts.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you should start stretching before you do yard works.
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  Speaker 1: I was in a hurry, y was gonna rain. At
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  Speaker 1: two pm. Johnny told.
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  Speaker 3: Stretching is still very important.
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  Speaker 1: Look, my my weather wasn't just a suggestion.
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  Speaker 4: That's all I got for You know, it's gonna rain.
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  Speaker 4: It's Florida exactly here. Your whole life.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan for one reason. But now it's my fault.
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  Speaker 3: Don't believe Johnny.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Hey, he gave me the weather. Try to kiss
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  Speaker 1: up Ray. What's ridiculous? Way did you hurt yourself?
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  Speaker 3: There's I mean multiple ways.
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  Speaker 4: When I was playing Ding Dong Ditch when I was
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  Speaker 4: like ten years old, Yes, I ran into a ladder
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  Speaker 4: playing man Hunt and I broke my nose, in my
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  Speaker 4: cheekbone trying to do a front handspring on the beach,
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  Speaker 4: I fractured my neck.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: So I mean, we.
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  Speaker 1: Don't need to go to my story. I was running
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  Speaker 1: from first and second playing a softball game, and to.
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  Speaker 3: Him, yeah, that was aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: In the video the videos out. What's that? What's that?
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  Speaker 1: What's our favorite family's name?
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  Speaker 3: Baby j Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, what's my hot? What'm my hot? Pot? Table?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 3: He said he needs to bring it to you.
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  Speaker 1: I know. He calls me and says, on the way
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna end up in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 3: He keeps saying, are we putting it in your truck.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to convince my wife to let me get one.
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  Speaker 2: She said no, man, I said, just bring it home. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: bring it. What you said, how to live in your house?
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  Speaker 2: But that's what I said, one of us, one of
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  Speaker 2: us in this three.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go. That's just one. That's just one.
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  Speaker 4: You know what you're saying, right, Yeah, yeah, you're a
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  Speaker 4: divorce he's not.
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  Speaker 3: So you keep.
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  Speaker 4: Doing what he's doing lartally, because I don't just bring
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  Speaker 4: hot pot tables, gotcha?
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  Speaker 1: As they say, that's the sword. I'll go ahead and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why your divorce. A hot pot table and a wife.
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  Speaker 1: I know that. But the hot pot table ain't going
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  Speaker 1: the where bro. Now, it's gonna be right there by
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  Speaker 1: my side, right there by myself. Hey, no problem heating
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  Speaker 1: her up. Hit the button.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I want to find out what ridiculous way did you
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  Speaker 1: hurt yourself? You gotta laugh about it now, But then
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  Speaker 1: it is a funny thing. People laugh at you because
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  Speaker 1: you hurt, but you're like, I'm hurt. It was the
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  Speaker 1: way you got hurt. So what was the ridiculous way
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  Speaker 1: you hurt yourself? Four oh seven nine one nine one
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  Speaker 1: Live streamers wake up. Social media will throw there. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you didn't mean too but what crazy way did you
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  Speaker 1: hurt yourself? Let's talk about it on Johnny's House on
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  Speaker 1: a grande. Don't forget this Friday. We have a listening
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  Speaker 1: party for you to sit down and listen to a
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  Speaker 1: brand new album. And I think they got some wine
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  Speaker 1: giving away. Yeah, Rose hooking it up and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of I saw the list of things that you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be getting. So if you like to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of that, you can go to our social media it's
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  Speaker 1: our Instagram and it'll tell you to tag a friend
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  Speaker 1: and all the good stuff, and you may invite it
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  Speaker 1: down and hang out. And hopefully they brought some more Rose.
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  Speaker 1: I like Rose. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's breakthrough beverages that's doing that again. Think
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  Speaker 2: smoking donuts, is rolling through Fuji boards, is bringing some
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  Speaker 2: stuffat So.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a little bit. Yeah. So if you
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  Speaker 1: want to be a part of it, if you're a
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  Speaker 1: big fan, this is definitely for you. Go to the
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  Speaker 1: x I one or six seven Instagram and I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you exactly how to get it on all right, Brian
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  Speaker 1: stepped in a hole yesterday cutting some grass and now
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  Speaker 1: he's walking like he's like yeah yeah, and gangster Leen.
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  Speaker 1: So we want to find out from you how what
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  Speaker 1: ridiculous way you ended yourself from Melbourne? Hey Brandon, how
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  Speaker 1: did you injure yourself?
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  Speaker 6: I injured myself folding T shirts?
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  Speaker 1: Nice, nicely done. Now please explain how you did that?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, So I work in events. So we're getting ready
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  Speaker 6: for an event, and I was sholding and rolling up
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  Speaker 6: T shirts that you were going to throw into a crowd. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: And so I had a box on the chair next
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  Speaker 6: to me and a table in front of me, and
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  Speaker 6: I would grab a shirt, put on the table, roll it,
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  Speaker 6: you know, fold it, rubber band it, and put it
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  Speaker 6: in a pile. Well, something about me twisting and bending
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  Speaker 6: into the box, not moving the box, not touching the box,
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  Speaker 6: just the mirror active twisting and bending at the same time,
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  Speaker 6: I felt something in my lower back just snapped and
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  Speaker 6: it hurt, and it hurt a lot, and I wound
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  Speaker 6: up with six weeks as chiropractice. It's the fix.
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  Speaker 1: And you had to tell people you hurt yourself holding
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  Speaker 1: T shirts.
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  Speaker 6: No, I tell what I did at skydive it and
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  Speaker 6: I'm just I had to admit to people that, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I hurt my back holding.
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  Speaker 1: Sir, Sorry, Brandon, can't go out like that. How'd you
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  Speaker 1: heard your back karate fighting? I'm not doing the T
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  Speaker 1: shirt kicked him on the second row. No, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: bring that back quick thinking though. Yeah, yeah it was Brandon.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing that, Johnny, Like I was fighting
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  Speaker 1: bare Yeah, I was fighting it, man, bear.
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  Speaker 2: The bear attacked me and I fought it had the
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  Speaker 2: best of me. And you know what, I had the
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  Speaker 2: honey Badger in downtown lak Yota. That's my new thing. Man,
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  Speaker 2: honeybag I can't I'm telling you. Man Kelly from Orlando,
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  Speaker 2: Good morning morning, Kelly. What ridiculous way did you hurt yourself?
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  Speaker 7: Well, originally I was putting up some of our Christmas
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  Speaker 7: trees and the bending motion kind of swallowed up my knee.
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  Speaker 7: And then a couple of weeks later I was hosting
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  Speaker 7: Ladies Nights and we put on some music from the
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  Speaker 7: two thousands and got to dance, and like I was
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  Speaker 7: stuck in the club in my twenties.
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  Speaker 1: To dance, Kelly, you tried to get low. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: dropped it loaded, try to get loaded.
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  Speaker 7: I tried to getting low and I popped my knee
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  Speaker 7: and I went down and I ended up sharing my meniscus.
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  Speaker 1: Oh went low and didn't get back up. You got
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  Speaker 1: low exactly, Kelly, You got low?
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  Speaker 7: I got real though.
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  Speaker 1: How many years before that have you gotten low?
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  Speaker 7: Oh? You know, twenty some years ago? I was getting
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  Speaker 7: low all the.
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  Speaker 1: Time, So that sounds awfol I was twenty seven years
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  Speaker 1: the wine with the girls, feeling good about life, and
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  Speaker 1: they say, oh that's my sound. Let me get long,
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  Speaker 1: get low, and you you got low.
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  Speaker 7: And Toya was and it was the actual song was
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  Speaker 7: get low.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go Kelly, we see you. Hey girls, I
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  Speaker 1: got this.
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  Speaker 3: I got this, Kelly.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that if I was. I'm adalant, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a deal it. Wow. Now, Kelly, did the party in
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  Speaker 1: there or they just have you sit in the chair
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  Speaker 1: and kept the party going?
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  Speaker 6: Wh yep.
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  Speaker 7: I sat in the chair and got a nice pack,
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  Speaker 7: and I just watched everybody else keep going.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Well, you know what, Kelly, you got a story
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  Speaker 1: to tell. You always have a story to tell. Will
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  Speaker 1: you ever get low again? Kelly? That's the question. That
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  Speaker 1: everybody's asking, will you ever get low again?
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  Speaker 7: You know, give me enough? Fine, And it made it happen.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely risk injury.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing, Kelly. You have a good day. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's the worst when you realize you can't get loan
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  Speaker 1: no more. Yeah, I can't get long see Lincoln.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning, Johnny's house.
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  Speaker 1: How are you good? Girl? How did you read? What
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  Speaker 1: ridiculous way you hurt yourself?
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  Speaker 7: I turned thirty nine. My husband took me golfing, so
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  Speaker 7: it was my last year of my thirties, and I
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  Speaker 7: woke up the next morning and I had a torn
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  Speaker 7: ligament in my torn tendon and my hip golfing.
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  Speaker 1: How much golfing? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Girl?
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  Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing that we were not like we
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  Speaker 7: don't go all the time, but we go often. And
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  Speaker 7: I've been a dancer my whole life. That's the best part.
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  Speaker 7: I was a dancer. I performed in all the theme
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  Speaker 7: parks like I was. I mean, your body like goes
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  Speaker 7: through it when you dance on concrete for fifteen to
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  Speaker 7: twenty years and then you go golfing one day and
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  Speaker 7: you wake up at thirty nine and you can't move.
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  Speaker 1: The funny part is she was that pop stroke mini golf.
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  Speaker 7: It was my worst golf game ever had to so
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  Speaker 7: something was off and I had no idea. But through
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  Speaker 7: chiropractice of course and MRIs and all that stuff, they
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  Speaker 7: were like, yeah, you actually really need to stretch. And
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, wait, what.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Lincoln in the Central Florida, somebody wants to know
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  Speaker 1: what kind of dancing were you're doing? Was the was
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  Speaker 1: it professional or was it for money?
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  Speaker 7: Professional? Yeah? At the theme park?
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  Speaker 8: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, so concrete is really rough on
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  Speaker 8: your body.
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  Speaker 7: Let me tell you again after almost twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Years, like, you cannot blame dancing, but you then go
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  Speaker 1: all of.
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  Speaker 7: That and then going golfing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, right, what took me out? And don't let
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  Speaker 3: him change your story.
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  Speaker 2: And this man couldn't run from first to second base
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  Speaker 2: without getting fallen on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: So I would let you all know we talking about
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  Speaker 1: Lincoln right now, We ain't talking about me. But I'm glad.
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  Speaker 1: So have you given up golf? No?
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  Speaker 7: We still go, We still go. But my first time
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  Speaker 7: back was a little I was a little hesitant, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: And I definitely stretched.
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  Speaker 1: Some people say golf gave up on you, but that's
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  Speaker 1: not me. I would I wouldn't say. Hey, ask Johnny
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  Speaker 1: if he's playing softball in the last le No, you
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  Speaker 1: have not at all, haven't touched it. Hey, scary, It
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  Speaker 1: is scary.
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  Speaker 7: You endure something like that, you know, you're like, God forbid,
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  Speaker 7: you know.
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  Speaker 1: No, like and you got old. I had admitted I did, Yes.
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  Speaker 9: I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: It's a hard It is a hard thing to admit.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, you just have to. But I at least
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  Speaker 7: I got back out there. Somebody needs to get back
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  Speaker 7: out there.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Hey, you started it? Okay, I know
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  Speaker 1: people are fighting back now. They used to take the
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: jokes and let it ride. Now they're fighting back. We'll
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  Speaker 1: have a good day on that soft ball field. That
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen. But have a good day that ain't happen.
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  Speaker 1: See you girl, ray what they said the charity in
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  Speaker 1: the world.
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  Speaker 3: Let me see, let me see, coach.
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  Speaker 1: I hang out on some place first base.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody said, walking across my college campus, I stepped on
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  Speaker 4: a soft patch of grass.
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  Speaker 3: To a ligament in my ankle.
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  Speaker 1: See that's real.
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  Speaker 4: Walking down the hallway and I sneezed and I threw
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  Speaker 4: my back out.
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  Speaker 3: Heard that one for three weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when I was a teenager, I climbed a fence
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: wearing roller blades and I broke my ankle.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you get down to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah and bro that's the ex ELM power by Attorney
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  Speaker 2: Dan Newland interact.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: You need to check. It's a no brainer. Just called
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Attorney Dan Newland.
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  Speaker 2: So one broke both bones and there are a lower
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  Speaker 2: leg playing kickball in an adult kickball league.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people get hurt playing adult kickball.
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  Speaker 2: But they were a trauma icy U nurse at the time,
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  Speaker 2: so when they went to the er, they knew the doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Someone buried their feet in the sand and then fell backwards,
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: but since their feet were buried in the cel trying
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  Speaker 2: to catch himself and broke their wrists.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, and yeah, everybody I remember falling down this
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: as can we forget about that stuff, y'all, don't forget anything.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't really enjure yourself too bad on that one. No,
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  Speaker 1: they trying. I went to work with was comp for
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: like one session. I'm like, I'm not doing this. I'm
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: not playing on suing anybody. We'll be all right, all
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  Speaker 1: we come back. Got an opportunity for somebody went too taken,
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  Speaker 1: see Ed Shearon, November fifth, at the Raymond James Stadium.
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  Speaker 1: All we got to hear about those true stories that
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: happened to me. We'll kick them off next under this
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  Speaker 1: time for true stories that happened to me. We want
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  Speaker 1: to hear those the most amazing stories that happened in
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  Speaker 1: your life that you love sharing the people when you
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: hear it, they're just stunned by what happened. And today
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: we're going big got two ticken se Ed Shearon, November fifth,
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  Speaker 1: at the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. You've been holding
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  Speaker 1: onto those secrets of those stories. We want to hear them.
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  Speaker 1: Now do it in two phases four O seven now
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  Speaker 1: one nine one O six seven eight seven seven now
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  Speaker 1: one nine one O six seven tells those true stories
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  Speaker 1: and you can go see Ed Shearon, True stories that
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: happened to me. Joe, Ah see, Joe, you waited too long?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Okay, Uh Joe you're there because I was. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Appreciate it, all right, Joe. True story happened.
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  Speaker 5: So let me say I went to the Dominican in
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: publics for a vacation, which is where my family's from.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: And so I went to visit my uncle, who I
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: don't know if a lot of people that the culture
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: in the Dominican Republic is if somebody asks for water
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: or anything, the younger kid goes because that's the sun.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm on the corner talking to my uncle. He's
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: wearing all these chains. I'm wearing a thin chain. And
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: this guy stops to ask for directions. He says, loss,
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: he's been looking for this this factory that that people
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: work out to pick them up.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: It was a.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Taxi and so he says, Oh, I'm so thirsty, Can
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: I have a glass of water? So I go real quick. Well,
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: my uncle Joe will the story sometimes tell you his purposes,
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: all right, So my uncle leeves. The guy snatches my chain.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I jump.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: I jumped the guy. The guy from the car snatches
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: my chain, and I was so pissed. I jumped in
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: the car trying to get my chain back, not realizing that,
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: you know, he always has to do with petals the metal.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: So he started rolling and I started trying to grab
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  Speaker 5: my chain, and he had a gun. Every time he
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: went for his gun, I went from the steering wheel,
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: trying to are you serious? That serious story?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I still have the scars.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: So so every time he tried to grab his gun that
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: was in his stomach, I went for the steering wheel
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: to crycrash a car. So eventually I look at his
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: phedometer and I see that that's it's going up high,
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh crap, I need to decide what
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: to I'm gonna do here. So I decide, obviously to
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: jump off the car and and I luckily I had
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: a jersey, so I kind of slid on the tar
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: and burnt my hands off and stuff like that. But
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I actually was fine afterwards. But my my family got
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: so mad, and we just weren't the Demerican part. We're
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: well known over there in our little town, and so
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: we went looking for him, and they thought any way
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: he was. Everybody went out with machine guns, shotguns.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: And Joe, how much was your little gold chain? How
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: much did it cost?
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  Speaker 5: I know I could have thrown a rock at his
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: window and it would have been more expensive.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I got it. Yeah, the principalities you ain't stealing from me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 10: I'm the middle of the day who gets robbed in
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  Speaker 10: the middle of the town and the Dominican Republic, everybody,
• 17:17
  Speaker 10: if I'm sitting there, if I'm sitting there riding the car,
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  Speaker 10: one hand on the car, they say, what do they
• 17:22
  Speaker 10: have my child in the back.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing I said, don't have me riding Yeah,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: gold Jane, y'all that's messed up. What y'all did somebody
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: take me to take me to the swap meet?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: So I'm getting Yeah, I mean, even if there was
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: my wife in the back, that's unfortunate.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: And I can find another one of those.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Just bear the thought in the middle of the day
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: that he would rob me. Somebody won't known in the town.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I was so mad. Do you know who I am? Yeah?
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't care.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know who I am?
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  Speaker 1: Like, Hey, somebody give it a phone. Let me let
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: me look up tu. I have another chain here.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Next week in the fur country, they try to rob
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 1: Who hell are? Yeah? Yes, that's a good one, Joe.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: You hold on a second, I'm going anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, you know who I am?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: You know who I am?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Nope? Actually I don't and I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Machine guns? Wow? Four oh seven, now one nine, one
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  Speaker 1: on six seven eight seven seven Now one six seven
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  Speaker 1: is eight forty six. It is Johnny's house eighty three
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: getting up to one hundred and five with the heat
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  Speaker 1: in decks, mostly sunny and a thirty percent chance of rain.
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  Speaker 1: All right, true story, it happened to me. These are
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: the most fascinating stories you've been holding on to. We
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: want you to share with us. And the best one
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: at Sharon and Tampa coming up November fifth. All right,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: let's go to bush Nail and talk to Laura. Hey, hey, Laura,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. And why do you live in Bushmail?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: We've been there where I grew up.
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: I can't get out of here for some reason.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Really, well, how many times we go to bush Nail?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Broice to go every year?
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: For sure?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I know about that little the little hanging tree
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: they have outside the courthouse. I know about that. What
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: that's real, real? We saw it, all right, lord, true story.
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  Speaker 1: What happened.
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  Speaker 9: I was driving home one day and saw a deer
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: stuck in a fence and tried to help it, and
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: it ended up kicking me in the arm and I
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: had meat hanging out, so I had to go to
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: the emergency room and get it pushed back in and
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: sewn up and my blood pressure tank and ended up
• 19:23
  Speaker 9: costing me a couple grands.
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  Speaker 1: So you're just driving and you see just a defenseless beer,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: a deer struggling, and you said to myself, that beer,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: that deer needs my help.
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: Yes, So I got out and was like lifting it up,
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: trying to twist its head out of the fence, and
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: it me right in the forearm.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: You got to accept the circle of life at that point.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: That deer got itself stuck. You haven't heard a story.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than an injured animal like there, Yeah,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: because they're just freaking out. Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: So And the funny, the ironic part is I was
• 19:57
  Speaker 9: heading home from hunting deer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so maybe that's circle of life back on you soon.
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, maybe a little karma coming back on me.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Were you by yourself? Yes? Now, okay, maybe it is
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: wrong in a hunting game, I don't know. But if
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: you're a hunting deer you saw one, why did you
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: just take your gun down and shoot it? Oh? Yeah,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: because it's right there for you.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, we we have standards and and everything,
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: you know.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know you're hunting deer, deer, unless.
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: You're unless the deer kind of like, yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Unless the deer you're hunting when you're actually hunting has
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: thumbs and a gun.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: That it's pretty much the same thing. Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: True, Well, you know I had my hands on it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: I was I was trying to be.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: You were trying to be nice. I got you. Did
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: you have a good hunting day?
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: No?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Oh that did would have been home with me. I
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: told how I tracked it for hours.
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah. And then I go to the hospital and I
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: was like a freak show. All the nurses and doctors
• 20:57
  Speaker 9: were like.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: You got what?
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: And I was like kicked by deer.
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  Speaker 9: So then everybody had to come in and look because
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: they'd never.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: Heard of that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: And so do you still go hunting? Do you still
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: go hunting? Oh?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, So you learn nothing from the university.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I guess the big question. Were you able to release
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the deer? You went through all that?
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Oh you did?
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, he got it. He got away safely and
• 21:18
  Speaker 9: is probably living his best life now.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: She shot him the next summer. Yeah. Really, wow, are
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: you hold on a second. Let's go to Orlando. Lauren,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: All right, well, hey, guys.
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  Speaker 1: We're good, Lauren. We want to hit that fascinating story.
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  Speaker 1: True story happened to me, will happen all right.
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: So I was nineteen.
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: I was leaving from my house to go back to college,
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: and I was merging on the turnpike and it's the
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: middle of the day. I see this car like flying
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: up past me. And every time I tell the story,
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: everyone's like, well, you must have cut them off.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: I did nothing. There was like no cars.
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: This car comes flying on my tail and I see
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: them and I'm like, they're not stopping, like they are
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: gonna hit me. So I swop like one or two PM,
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: and she's pointing it at me, and I slam on
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: my brake. She slams on her brakes, and we are
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: playing cat and mouse like back and forth. I speed up,
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: she speeds up. I move over to the other lane.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: She moves over to the other lane, just holding a
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: gun outside of her window, pointing it at my car.
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: And then eventually I fly forward. She catches up to
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: me again, the cat and mouse sing, and then she
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: eventually just speeds away. But she was just holding a
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: gun outside of her car. It felt like for minutes,
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: just pointing it right at me, kind of like waving
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: it at my face and if you something.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Did you know her husband?
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: No, I did not recognize this. I didn't even look
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: at it.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: Any Where were you?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Where were you coming from? Because somebody?
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess so, but apparently I was not. I
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: had no idea who this person was. Never seen her
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: before in my life. There was someone in the passenger seat.
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: I couldn't see who they were. I called the cops
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: and they were like, did you get the tag? I'm
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: like no, I was scared for my life. I was
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: just driving.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she thought you was somebody. If you say, if
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: you say you didn't cut her off, then you look
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: you look like a husband. You look like a husband's
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: side piece.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: I guess so, but I did. I was nineteen, so
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was the deer lady. It was a you're
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: trying to get to the hospital. I had a bad
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: day hunting deer.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: So I guess so. No, it was the most terrifying
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: thing in my life. I could not sleep that night.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: It was nineteen I was like afraid, I must you
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: think I'm somebody?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: So you you just thought it wasn't over at that point.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: You thought every time you would drive in that she
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: was gone, Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: I thought, yeah, no, driving the whole like two hour drive,
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: said Janezell was terrified. I couldn't sleep.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: I thought.
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: I was like, oh my gosh, she got my license plate.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: She's gonna know, like figure out where.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I live and raise. Yeah. I can hear any you boys.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: You can tell you a little bit. Your car mustn't
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: match some somebody.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, Yeah, it was wild.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You hold on a second. Three good stories and will
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: vote in a room. You got Joe who was driven
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: down the street holding guns and machetes because somebody stole
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the six dollar gold chain. You have Laura from Bushnail.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: She tried to free a deer and it kicked her
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: throw them off. And then you have Lauren, who's the
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: lady thought that there was a husband's side piece and
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: tried to kill or tried to chase her with a gun.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That's number three. So the kind of three hold up
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: some fingers, one, two, three.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: No, here we have a fourth person letter.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Vote all oh really okay, all right. I wouldn't have
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: gone with that, but heck Laura, good morning.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: Good morning.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: The guests we have in the studio broke the tie
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: and you are going to see ed Sharing November fifth
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: at the Raymond James Stadium. Congratulations, awesome, thank you for
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: telling that story. That's pretty good. They were all good
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: stories today. Now, when the deer kicked you did it?
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Say?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: You know why?
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: I did notice a pattern in today's stories. Everybody had
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: guns in their stories.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: True, that is true. And again at that any point
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: when the when the deer ran away, you didn't think
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: about shooting it?
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: No, no, you.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Ain't a real deer hauntah, You're out that point. Yeah. Plan,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you're trying to be a party.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: You're not getting away from the kids.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. All right, hold on, we're gonna hook you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: up with that. So I'm