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Do you wash your feet · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Today on the wild wild Web, do you wash your feet?
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  Speaker 1: That is the debate.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the unchanged realm of the world's wide Web,
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  Speaker 2: a swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self obsessed social
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  Speaker 2: media posts in this digital jungle. Jentleman, being a your
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  Speaker 2: fearless guide leading you through the wildest parts of the
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  Speaker 2: wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 3: This is the wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the wild wild Web. Where we I'd like
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  Speaker 4: to discuss something that we've seen that's gone viral on
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  Speaker 4: the Internet that's caught our attention today, Megan. It's from
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  Speaker 4: Travis kelce Jason Kelcey. They've got a podcast and The Heights.
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  Speaker 5: New Heights, New Heights, Sorry Heights is the podcast, and
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  Speaker 5: they discussed whether or not you wash your leagues and
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  Speaker 5: feet in the shower.
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  Speaker 4: So Travis Kelsey Jesse Kelsey, both amazing American football players,
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  Speaker 4: one obviously in Tilers Swift.
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  Speaker 6: Really I like Travis Kelsey, I know, Megan, and you're
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  Speaker 6: holding your reservations. He's too much of a party animal
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  Speaker 6: for Taylor in this period of her life, in this era.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he's always like that.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't think when you hear him on the podcast.
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  Speaker 6: He's very grounded and well thought and thoughtful person.
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  Speaker 7: But I'd love his brother too.
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  Speaker 6: Apparently his brother really backs him like he I think
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  Speaker 6: he's got he has big brother. Travis was kicked off
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  Speaker 6: high school football college football teams for stupid young incidents
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  Speaker 6: that you do when you're drunk, and.
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  Speaker 4: You don't make him more ammunition.
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  Speaker 3: He was young and drunk.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and anyway, and so he has brother fought to
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  Speaker 6: get him back on a team.
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  Speaker 1: Like Jason did.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he vouch for him basically older Jason brother.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he really doesn't do ship for my brother anyway.
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  Speaker 7: They will tell you what Jason doesn't do. He doesn't
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  Speaker 7: do ship for his feet.
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  Speaker 3: He listen.
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  Speaker 8: It started with somebody saying, Jason Kelsey looks like he
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  Speaker 8: doesn't wash his legs or feet.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, obviously, who the fuck washes your legs? What kind
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  Speaker 9: of psychopath washes your feet?
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  Speaker 1: What do you?
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  Speaker 9: Travis? Travis, don't act like you.
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  Speaker 8: Washing my feet every time? But after like a football practice,
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  Speaker 8: like I say, Joe, where my feet have just been like, yes,
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  Speaker 8: I washed my feet, you're.
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  Speaker 9: Not washing yes, I like everybody else, when you look down,
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  Speaker 9: if there's visible dirt on them, I'll scrub the dirt off.
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  Speaker 9: I don't even touch my feet. Why the fuck would
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  Speaker 9: I wash my feet. I'm not touching my feet unless
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  Speaker 9: I'm clipping my toenails. That's the only time I touch
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  Speaker 9: my feet. People are like, oh, you're gonna get this
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  Speaker 9: guy's got athletes foot People don't even know how athletes footworks.
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  Speaker 9: Has nothing to do with washing your feet in the shower.
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  Speaker 9: I have to do wearing fucking soggy ass shoes over
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  Speaker 9: and over again. That's where fucking mold and fungus fucking grows.
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  Speaker 7: Washing.
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  Speaker 1: I always like Travis, Travis.
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  Speaker 3: So do you want are your feet washes?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 3: I would wash my face, but not every time. No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm with you.
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  Speaker 4: But I would wash my legs and then I would
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  Speaker 4: put my feet up and then wash and put some.
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  Speaker 1: Siping Pa and Travis and say what people want to
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  Speaker 1: hear you?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah I would. I'm not lying, but I would,
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  Speaker 4: maybe not every single time I go on the shower,
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  Speaker 4: but I would like when I come back to the gym,
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  Speaker 4: so probably once a day. Would wash my feet.
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  Speaker 5: Wash your feet when you come out from the jas
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  Speaker 5: with Jason, like the water goes down there. Also, all
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  Speaker 5: the soaping everything goes down there, your feet is standing
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  Speaker 5: in the soap that you've just washed.
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  Speaker 7: The advantage to Jesus, Jesus, big bloody feet wash.
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  Speaker 3: He's washing the feet of virgins and all sorts feet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, finish, Jesus, finish.
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  Speaker 3: And she was a prostitute, wasn't she bloody?
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  Speaker 7: Or Mary?
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  Speaker 2: Mary?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Love, you just loved washing.
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  Speaker 4: Feet starting only fans accounting, Like what's that one day
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  Speaker 4: you'll be one. Make some money right.
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  Speaker 3: Now in the future.
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  Speaker 6: In the meantime, passing those grubby feet over here, I'll
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  Speaker 6: give them a soaping.
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  Speaker 4: If you're walking around without shoes and yeah, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know you like he sees if you have like dirty
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  Speaker 5: where you can see the physical dirt, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Get it.
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  Speaker 6: But the leagus that sort of below the knee does
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  Speaker 6: doesn't tend to get cared for in the.
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  Speaker 5: Showered like quads and hemmies.
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  Speaker 4: I make it a routine. You can't have your little
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  Speaker 4: you know, your minervous you're probably just do an auto pilot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's probably as if you do those in your routine
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  Speaker 4: or not.
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  Speaker 1: And if you know, my calfs and machines are.
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  Speaker 6: Outlet's all go, and let's all go, and okay, we've
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  Speaker 6: hopped in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: What's what's your order? Arms fisce. Yeah, get the soap us.
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  Speaker 4: Undercarriage way down.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I do love the squat and just getting
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  Speaker 6: under the you know, soaping under Yeah, you got it,
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  Speaker 6: got it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: A quarter warter like open it up. It's can be
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  Speaker 3: a close cap.
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  Speaker 4: Are you taking the nozzle off the shower to go
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  Speaker 4: off under or not one of those just give that
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  Speaker 4: give it a.
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  Speaker 6: Water blow squat to get just not a full like
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  Speaker 6: you need to widen the benk like a curtsy and
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  Speaker 6: then get under and then then probably tint to the face.
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  Speaker 4: Now you talk about it, it feels like the face should
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  Speaker 4: be the first thing you're not like I feel like.
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  Speaker 1: Like rubbing the bar soap on your and then on
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  Speaker 1: your face, but your.
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  Speaker 4: Hand, you know, like your hands are being they have
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  Speaker 4: to dark places. I don't really just wash my face first.
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  Speaker 4: Now maybe I'll start doing that.
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  Speaker 6: The question going to take a break from this shower
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  Speaker 6: benter and be back shortly.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back soap or body wash?
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  Speaker 6: Well do you know a classic bar of soap like
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  Speaker 6: John Pryor who's had the same bar of so like?
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  Speaker 3: I like him?
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  Speaker 4: I like a soap, a bar of soap, but it's
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  Speaker 4: something controversial.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like, yeah, I like a bar of
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  Speaker 1: soap too.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that's when my wife and I would
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  Speaker 4: use that bar soap. It's like it's going around.
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  Speaker 1: You just feel like the body washes like waste.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I don't mind using time time, but it
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  Speaker 4: does feel like it's a lot more expensive and I
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  Speaker 4: don't get us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, it does get puby. Care's the risk
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  Speaker 3: of you getting puby?
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  Speaker 6: Doesn't it?
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  Speaker 3: The soap?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it doesn't our house, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 7: You're not pupil Oh you have lived with my dear
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  Speaker 7: John pryor a.
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  Speaker 3: Very puby so yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But I feel like if you did end up with it,
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  Speaker 4: that's your responsibility as a soap person to get whatever
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  Speaker 4: here off you.
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  Speaker 3: Otherwise, you know, to come over unusual.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was about to say. If you're in
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  Speaker 1: a flat, you're not doing a bath.
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  Speaker 4: Also, just be one person or your partner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're on sweet you and your partner because
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  Speaker 1: you know, share all that eating into.
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  Speaker 6: The next one. Which is a huge bone of contention
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  Speaker 6: for our friend j Moo. Yeah, which you flattered with
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  Speaker 6: them bath mat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I guess you don't need to pick the
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  Speaker 4: bath mat up, but I'm not always good at remembering that.
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  Speaker 4: Ben would hop out, that's the thing. Yes, they're not
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  Speaker 4: even picking them up. You're right, sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Ben would hop out of the shower soaking with
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  Speaker 6: onto the bath mate, then drench the bathroom, leave the
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  Speaker 6: bath man on the floor.
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  Speaker 4: But he was His thing was about dry yourself in
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  Speaker 4: the shower before you get out. But I'm like, I'm done.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to step on the bath mat and dry
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  Speaker 4: myself and then most times I put it away. Sometimes
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't, but there's real problems. Was me drying myself
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  Speaker 4: out of the shower on the bath get the exist
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  Speaker 4: water off, I'll be like, showers done, I'm out of there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm moving on with my day.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have long hair, but I also wring my
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  Speaker 1: hair out in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: Makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Stay in the shower because.
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  Speaker 4: You and you get out on the bath man, wash
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  Speaker 4: the dog.
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  Speaker 7: You're not to bring the dog inside to shake himself off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm your bath mate doesn't get stopping wet then.
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  Speaker 4: I know, But I'm just like, I'm just out done.
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  Speaker 4: I don't deal with that now moving on, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Otherwise you got to reach around to get the towel
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  Speaker 4: to bring it in there. You move out and grab
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  Speaker 4: the towel.
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  Speaker 1: You like an open walking things, so you just have
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  Speaker 1: to right.
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  Speaker 4: So maybe I would have been yeah, but it's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Tell you.
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  Speaker 6: One of the saddest but most fitting things you could
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  Speaker 6: do is sit down in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: It looks sad, it looks bleak if anyone wants on.
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  Speaker 5: It hungover you like I like shaving my legs, sitting down.
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  Speaker 4: Your show beer from time time you drinking the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a whiskey and the yeah beer.
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  Speaker 4: In the showers good, Yeah, specially some time. Yeah sound
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  Speaker 4: again if you have even in the shout, it's quite
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  Speaker 4: good because all the colors and you just get the
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  Speaker 4: chocolate the colors like yeah. She doesn't know about often,
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  Speaker 4: but she was just like, that's quite cool. She just
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  Speaker 4: has fist falls everything, and the colors will sup and run,
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  Speaker 4: but you'll get the chocolate and it'll be all slightly
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  Speaker 4: warmer if.
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  Speaker 1: You can just eat like a child and get it
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  Speaker 1: all over.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't do it often, but she was the one day
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  Speaker 4: She's like, have you ever tried anis of the shower.
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  Speaker 3: I just did and it was actually really good sense.
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  Speaker 4: But she's yeah, once it must have been just sitting
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  Speaker 4: in the bathroom. She was like, try that, and it
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  Speaker 4: was it was good.
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  Speaker 1: I just like the contrast of the like cold drink
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  Speaker 1: with the hot shower.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you ever had a sandwich in the shower?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, else have even eating anything in the ship?
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  Speaker 7: I don't think so not conducive to eating?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Probably no, you'd have to. But then in some ways
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  Speaker 4: it is because if you you can go and just
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  Speaker 4: wash it out, you know, so you could you could
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  Speaker 4: just try not to get wet. I guess would be the.
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  Speaker 1: Thing you get your sandwich wet?
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  Speaker 7: Do you brush your teeth in the shower? Out of
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  Speaker 7: the shower?
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  Speaker 1: I don't make a habit of it, Like my my
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  Speaker 1: toothbrush doesn't live in the shower, but sometimes I take
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  Speaker 1: it in with me, because then again you can just
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  Speaker 1: like spit it out.
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  Speaker 4: I would always out of it, always out of the
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  Speaker 4: shower for me, but I would not in my gainst
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  Speaker 4: doing it in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't, like, I know, it's very unhygienic to
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  Speaker 1: leave your toothbrush in the shower.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well, the but also the particles are like
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  Speaker 6: we've just got our sitting on a bench, all the
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  Speaker 6: part all the stuff that floats around in that room.
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  Speaker 1: Do you keep your toilet seat down?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so you put it down and then you flush, yes,
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  Speaker 1: because I've always like that's weirded me out when people
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  Speaker 1: flush with the toilet open and then your toothbrush is
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  Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, keep that spraying poop particles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, keep that locked in. Yeah. How long is it?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, So on an average day, what would you be
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  Speaker 6: spinning minutes wise? So you're starting your routine and you're
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  Speaker 6: fully done with the shower.
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  Speaker 4: With the shower, I reckon about fifteen for me from
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  Speaker 4: such finish. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, mine's about twenty unless I have to do everything.
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  Speaker 4: Shower quite long. I'd navy in and out and well,
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  Speaker 4: I would say out of the shower by five and
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  Speaker 4: five minutes, definitely three to five.
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  Speaker 3: Lord, he's efficient.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a shower twice a day because I'd always
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  Speaker 4: get the gym in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, you're linkern doing anything.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm like, yeah, get it done. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: mean I enjoy a shower. Someone's nice. The like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: you keep moving on.
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  Speaker 1: You know how similar to both of you are to
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  Speaker 1: my old co hosts. You each take take a role.
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  Speaker 1: It's quite weird, all right.
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  Speaker 6: So who was out of the old co hosts, Flea
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  Speaker 6: chand or Vaughn, who's the longest shower?
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  Speaker 1: It would be worn with you.
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  Speaker 7: It seems like you gets stuff done.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really enjoy show. I love getting clean in
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  Speaker 4: the shower, but.
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  Speaker 3: Mind it's nice and then I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Like, I'm done, you know ye reaser a few and
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  Speaker 7: flitch to the show to get a sheet to be.
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  Speaker 3: Overdone in about thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Done. This podcast is to wrap up right after stuff
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  Speaker 4: to do.
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  Speaker 6: We've got stuff to do, all right, Well, thank you
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  Speaker 6: so much for listening, appreciate it, have a wonderful day,
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  Speaker 6: and we will return tomorrow