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Kick Ya in the TikTok · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Going to kick you right in the TikTok. It's one
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  Speaker 1: more thing. I'm strong and getty, one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: The angry dopey would be neo Marxist youngsters who are
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  Speaker 2: all up in arms about the Israel Palestinian Hamas thing.
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  Speaker 2: We don't need to bring you up to speed on that, right. Well,
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  Speaker 2: there's a new movement online that the kids are going
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  Speaker 2: to punish any celebrities who haven't come out anti Israel.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds a little something like this sixteen.
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  Speaker 3: Michael block celebrities on social media so they don't earn
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  Speaker 3: ad revenue from you.
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  Speaker 4: TikTok users are calling for a mass block on celebrities
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  Speaker 4: who aren't using their platforms to speak up about social issues,
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  Speaker 4: mainly Israel's months long more on Palestine's gaza.
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  Speaker 5: Block them until they support Palestine. We control celebrities money,
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  Speaker 5: Their currency is our attention and data, our first assignment.
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  Speaker 5: Meaning the first celebrity that we're going to mass block
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  Speaker 5: until they speak up in support of Palestine is Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 4: Some TikTokers are sharing their list of celebrities to block
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  Speaker 4: in an effort to hold them accountable for their silence
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  Speaker 4: and push them to use their platforms to speak up
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  Speaker 4: about the atrocities happening in Gaza.
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  Speaker 5: So I wanted to share my blocklist and give you
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  Speaker 5: my reasoning for blocking these celebrities and influencers we have.
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  Speaker 1: Justin Bieber I.
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  Speaker 5: Will never forget that he accidentally posted a picture of
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  Speaker 5: Gaza and said standing with Israel.
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  Speaker 4: Many have also called out celebrities for attending the high
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  Speaker 4: profile fashion events the met Gala while Israel ramped up
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  Speaker 4: its bombardment of Palestidians trapped in Gaza's Rapha.
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  Speaker 1: This is genuinely so dystopian.
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  Speaker 3: These people are living on a different plane of reality
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  Speaker 3: than the rest of us.
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  Speaker 6: They aren't even affected by the same political and economic
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  Speaker 6: issues that matter to us, because rich people will always
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  Speaker 6: have the means to circumvent.
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  Speaker 7: Them showing like he was in his car, Isn't that
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  Speaker 7: just tiring? People are exhausting.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get a platform till you're twenty eight, all right,
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  Speaker 2: that's that's the new We're gonna amend the First Amendment.
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  Speaker 2: You can talk if you want, but nobody's gonna listen
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  Speaker 2: to you until you're twenty eight.
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  Speaker 1: A right, get a little life experience. Also, good luck,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just looking at Instagram. Kim Kardashian three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: sixty three million followers, wow, and Bieber two hundred and
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  Speaker 1: ninety three million followers. So good luck to you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, moron, take on somebody with three hundred million followers,
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  Speaker 7: carve Off. I don't know if you're really successful ten
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  Speaker 7: thousand people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that would be a home run, you know,
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  Speaker 2: beyond a home run.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought it was interesting.
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  Speaker 2: No Name sent us that clip and said, what's really
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  Speaker 2: cool about this is this is exactly what Michael Rapaport
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  Speaker 2: predicted in a skid a couple of months ago. Do
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  Speaker 2: you know Michael Rappaport, he was an actor sometimes comedian.
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  Speaker 2: He is not down with the woke thing, and he's
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  Speaker 2: stuck his neck way out.
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  Speaker 1: His career is over. He's torched it more or.
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  Speaker 2: Less because he's fired up about this stuff. Sometimes they
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  Speaker 2: think he goes over the line. But you know, retweets
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  Speaker 2: do not necessarily indicate what is it? Agree, support or
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  Speaker 2: agreement something, I don't know, whatever the hell, and I
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  Speaker 2: wish you know it's a And we're working on doing
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  Speaker 2: some sort of video version of the podcast, which we'll
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  Speaker 2: get together at some point.
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  Speaker 1: The visuals on this are really good.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's the bit is he's hosting the oscars, which
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  Speaker 2: is incredibly unlikely.
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  Speaker 1: And the visuals are really really good.
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  Speaker 2: Just it's the state of CGI and visual effects and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But the audio is plenty satisfying. Michael, let's start with seventeen, Lady.
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  Speaker 3: And gentlemen, your host evening, Michael Rappaford.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, Welcome to the ninety sixth Academy Awards.
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  Speaker 6: Good evening to the millions of viewers at home and
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  Speaker 6: the one hundred and thirty four Israeli hostages who are
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  Speaker 6: watching us from the Hamas tunnels in Gaza.
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  Speaker 3: You guys have a lot in common with the beautiful
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  Speaker 3: audience we have here tonight, neither of you of evening.
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  Speaker 1: Almost four months.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I forgre next year, I'm sure the hostage diet
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  Speaker 3: will be bigger than ozempic. I can't believe it's already
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  Speaker 3: been four months, four months, which is actually the length
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  Speaker 3: the first cut of Killers of the Flower Moon.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, Marty, You're the best.
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  Speaker 3: Are thinking about the hostages in Gaza all the time,
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  Speaker 3: you just won't speak up about them. If Hamas would
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  Speaker 3: have attacked the Israel and kidnapped all the dolphins. You'd
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  Speaker 3: be wearing dolphin helmets and throwing tuna fish at the podium,
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  Speaker 3: and God forbid. Hamas would have raped the gender pay gap,
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  Speaker 3: oh man, Julia Roberts would have ran in the gaza
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  Speaker 3: herself with an eight K forty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Julia, But I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Sure the hostages understand your silence and they forgive you, Hollywood.
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  Speaker 3: They know that speaking up for them could result in
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  Speaker 3: you losing some key fans in the demographic of eighteen
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  Speaker 3: to twenty five year olds.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to mess around with those notorious scary
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  Speaker 3: gen z ers. Uh. They're far more dangerous than Hamas.
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  Speaker 3: They can kill you on TikTok, then kill themselves because
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  Speaker 3: they don't get enough likes. I know that's frightening. No
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  Speaker 3: one wants to be canceled on TikTok. It's a scary
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  Speaker 3: skin place.
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  Speaker 7: I missed the one in there before, Julia Roberts.
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  Speaker 1: If you did something.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the tic or the hostage diet's going to be
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  Speaker 2: hotter and nozimpic.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 7: I got that one, and then I got the uh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh if if if Hamas had raped the gender pay gap,
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  Speaker 2: all Julia Roberts had go in with an AK forty seven.
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  Speaker 7: Right, I like the gone in and killed a bunch
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  Speaker 7: of dolphins.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, that's that's a pretty good circuit, so end accurate.
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  Speaker 1: There's there's more to the bit too. Let's go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: But it has been a really, really exciting year for Hollywood,
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  Speaker 3: so we decided to add some very exciting categories to
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  Speaker 3: Tonight's ceremony. Who will win Best Actor who's.
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  Speaker 1: Made millions on playing.
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  Speaker 3: A stereotypical neurotic jew with back here, yet still won't show.
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  Speaker 1: Some solidarity Award?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And when you finally say something.
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  Speaker 3: Political, it's about the legals of pot.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be on crack?
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  Speaker 3: Pick a drug, Seth Rogen, say, Seth Rogan, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: So I'm kidding, Seth. You're awesome and your ceramics are fantastic,
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  Speaker 3: museum quality.
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  Speaker 1: Get ready MoMA. And who will win the.
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  Speaker 3: Coveted Best Unsupportive Actress wearing a black dress to protest
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  Speaker 3: sexual misconduct? But it's too scared to wear a yellow
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  Speaker 3: ribbon Tonight Award. That's right, sexual misconduct.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell do you think is happening to the
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  Speaker 3: female hostages now also makes Harvey Weinstein look like Peter Pan.
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  Speaker 1: It's a problem, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Hum. And of course, who will go home tonight with
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  Speaker 3: the best actor who plays a dead.
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  Speaker 1: Jew to get an oscar?
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  Speaker 3: But we'll say nothing about actual Jewish babies but are
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  Speaker 3: still alive in captivity award. Yeah, by the way, the
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  Speaker 3: loser has to give back his fake nose. You guys
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  Speaker 3: don't deserve our schnas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a problem. Get out for me. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: he's a probably a military strict interaction.
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  Speaker 5: Will Smith, if you're here, would you please get off stage.
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  Speaker 7: That's pretty good the idea of I mean, how many
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  Speaker 7: movies have been made about the Jewish plight at various
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  Speaker 7: points throughout history. But you're not going to say anything
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  Speaker 7: about the Jewish plight currently as people are being held
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  Speaker 7: hostage or murdered or raped.
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  Speaker 2: Ray, you want an oscar with a fake nose on,
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  Speaker 2: and now you can't say anything for the Jews being
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  Speaker 2: slaughtered okay, right, or targeted on campuses. Well, you don't
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  Speaker 2: want to lose those TikTok followers. That's some good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Good for you, Michael Rappaport.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, what has he been in. He's very recognizable,
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  Speaker 7: but he's one of those people that I just anyway,
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  Speaker 7: I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities who have enough money
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  Speaker 7: that they're willing to say, screw it, I'm going to
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  Speaker 7: say what the hell I want. Of course, a lot
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  Speaker 7: of them because of the way artists are or an
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  Speaker 7: agreement with the woke left.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're desperate for acceptance in their woke circles too.
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  Speaker 7: That was really good. We posted that at the website
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  Speaker 7: so people can watch at Armstrong in giddy dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Bye, Golly, I think we can Jack. It's called a link.
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  Speaker 2: We'll publish a link to that website.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I guess that's it.