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Halloween Poets 2024 · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 2: This week on the show, Variety just announced their twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty four list of Halloween Poets.
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  Speaker 3: As we know on this show, Halloween poets is one
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  Speaker 3: of the greatest, most well known and recognized forms of
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  Speaker 3: jobs relating to Halloween and poetry. We sat down with
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  Speaker 3: five of this year's greatest Halloween poets, some new faces
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  Speaker 3: that you're going to want to remember this time next year,
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  Speaker 3: exactly to the day.
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  Speaker 4: If you're not familiar with the job of a Halloween poet,
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  Speaker 4: it is a poet focused only on the day of Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: So let's sit back, relax, and get bolicious. It's time
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  Speaker 4: for Halloween poets. Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 5: Well, boo boo boo to you.
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  Speaker 4: Also with you those ratulations everyone, congrabulations.
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  Speaker 6: Congrabulations, congratulations. A great honor to be listed on varieties
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  Speaker 6: Top ten Halloween Poets of twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy. They never sit down with all ten of us.
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  Speaker 4: They just do five at a time.
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  Speaker 3: They just don't have it in the budget. They just
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  Speaker 3: don't have it in the budget. I I get pinching myself.
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  Speaker 3: I keep pinching myself like a little witch's fingernails. I
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  Speaker 3: can't believe it.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 6: It is fun, it's a wonderful and it's interesting that
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  Speaker 6: they don't pick the top five.
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  Speaker 5: They just pick whichever numbers they like in there, like
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  Speaker 5: I think we got.
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  Speaker 7: There's two schools of the award.
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  Speaker 2: There's ten for the poets and five for the ones
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  Speaker 2: they interview and.
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  Speaker 3: Just just straight up to you when they print the list,
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  Speaker 3: there's five that are in black and five that are
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  Speaker 3: in orange because of Halloween, and we're the orange ones.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when we interview, it's really fun. It's fun. So wow,
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  Speaker 4: this is so exciting everybody. I'm so truly honored to
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  Speaker 4: be sitting with such iconic, legendary Halloween poets. I know
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  Speaker 4: our field is a little bit special, a little bit specific.
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  Speaker 4: Does anyone to take a stab at maybe explaining what
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  Speaker 4: we do just for the listener?
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  Speaker 6: Well, yes, I can do that. So a Halloween poet
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  Speaker 6: is it's very simple. Actually, it's a poet who writes
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  Speaker 6: home poems, haha, poems about Halloween, and some people do
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  Speaker 6: it for specific celebrities.
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  Speaker 5: You can be a private Halloween poet.
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  Speaker 6: You can also be a public facing Halloween poet. You
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  Speaker 6: move up through the world through the open mic Halloween
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  Speaker 6: Poet Society, and there is of course a Halloween Poets Union,
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  Speaker 6: and there are many ways to bring yourself up as
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  Speaker 6: a Halloween poet, but there it is mostly the job
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  Speaker 6: of performing poetry as to for it relates to Halloween.
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  Speaker 8: Basically, time you ever seen like a poem, a Halloween poem,
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  Speaker 8: there's been a long network of people, an intense network
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  Speaker 8: and a strong community of people really making sure these
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  Speaker 8: poems are at top tier quality.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, that's wow. You guys really captured it over there,
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  Speaker 4: and I just want to three you guys props for that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: I can already tell that this is such a much
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  Speaker 3: more diverse list than last year.
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  Speaker 4: It's so exciting just based on the voices.
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  Speaker 5: It's a sound of voices.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like we really figured it out. Well.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny because last year, last year it was it
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  Speaker 3: was you know, you saw all these people, and there's
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  Speaker 3: some amazing people on that list. But it's the type
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  Speaker 3: of voice that you would hear when you walked into
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  Speaker 3: a traditional haunted house and it was scary Vincent Price. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: very very the past you know. And now fear is
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  Speaker 3: I can't, you know, fill up my gas tank. Fear
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  Speaker 3: is my roommate has sold all my bitcoin on the
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  Speaker 3: Google marketplace.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's there's so many things.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of every social media platform.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I wish I could see the mixer. I can't
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  Speaker 3: wait to talk to you because I haven't read on
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  Speaker 3: your poet I've only I know, I've read a lot
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  Speaker 3: of your stuff, but like I've only met only one
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  Speaker 3: of you, really, but I can't wait to find out
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  Speaker 3: which good way to what you know and then one
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  Speaker 3: of you and we'll.
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  Speaker 5: Talk about we'll talk about it once Revere.
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  Speaker 2: Round the circle, Round the circle that goes, circle circle,
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  Speaker 2: it goes, it goes, it goes, the rounded go.
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  Speaker 8: No, that's sort of like a she allan she Poe.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly what she alan?
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  Speaker 9: She Edgar is my older sister.
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  Speaker 1: What is your line? And which so excited to be
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  Speaker 1: we stitch.
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  Speaker 5: T witch or no teacher is my last name?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Which is the first? Witch? Titch witch titch totally beautiful?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: And I it's Halloween poetries in our family, you know, uh,
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  Speaker 2: And it's kind of like, you know, I just recently
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  Speaker 2: saw the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader doc on Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting and you see how you're Oh, he's ready to
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  Speaker 1: get down.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Dallas Cowboy Cheers Dallas a phenomenon. Well, when
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  Speaker 2: an older sister does something in the family and it's
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  Speaker 2: very highly remarked and it's like beautiful, sometimes the younger
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  Speaker 2: sister or the younger sibling wants to do that as well.
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  Speaker 2: And she and she carried down the torch. She carried
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  Speaker 2: down the porch since since I was a wee babe,
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  Speaker 2: her and I were doing early limericks, early early haikoups
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  Speaker 2: and things like that.
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  Speaker 1: So, yes, my real name is Samantha Bowl.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you changed it.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, that's just my real name. But which teach
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  Speaker 2: is my Halloween pen name?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm so curious because she had she but we
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  Speaker 3: all know her, we all love her, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: we're so her success. She's she's obviously helming the new
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  Speaker 3: Halloween Barbie movie, which is so excited.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm so proud of my sister.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, hallo Arbenheimer, Halheimer.
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  Speaker 4: You're just doing it. They're combining them into one movie.
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  Speaker 4: What I hated about Bob Heber was two movies.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's it's it's a it's a Halloween thing because
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  Speaker 3: they go to Frankenstein's castle and they get in a
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  Speaker 3: machine where they switch bodies Barbie.
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  Speaker 4: And Barbie has to build the new Kim.
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  Speaker 3: And that is a pretty good idea.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a pretty good idea.
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  Speaker 6: And I don't mean if it's a sore spot that
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  Speaker 6: your sister got the job over you. I I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Mean to poke and proud, but it is a really
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  Speaker 5: good No.
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  Speaker 1: She's much older than me, much more successful, and that's.
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  Speaker 4: What I wanted to bring up. You sound way older
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  Speaker 4: than her.
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  Speaker 1: So I have an old soul and an old mouth.
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  Speaker 5: About this tripping with cobwebes.
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  Speaker 2: I went to the doctor and he's like, your skin great,
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  Speaker 2: perfect proportion.
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  Speaker 1: No doctor said that.
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  Speaker 2: So doctor said perfect blood sugar levels of blood sugar
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  Speaker 2: from ages. And then he went, that's the oldest mouth
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  Speaker 2: I've ever seen. The way it sounds, the way it moves,
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  Speaker 2: the way it choose it's out.
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  Speaker 4: It's old.
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  Speaker 1: So that's But anyway.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe I did something exactly like my sister,
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  Speaker 2: completely on accident.
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  Speaker 7: Completely it was uncanny.
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  Speaker 5: I thought she was in the room with us.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe an impulse she had this year, this
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  Speaker 2: time had I.
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  Speaker 4: Will say it was, like she said in the last episode.
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  Speaker 5: Rounded a Halloween poet, round and round.
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  Speaker 4: Well let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Around.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hi everybody, I love every single one of you.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Rupy scar. I am. I am. I
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  Speaker 4: guess I'm a little bit more of an emotional Halloween poet.
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  Speaker 4: My Halloween poems kind of come from ideas and moments
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  Speaker 4: in life that I capture and I just have to
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  Speaker 4: write down and and I usually do a little Halloween
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  Speaker 4: doodle at the bottom. Yeah, So thank you so much
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  Speaker 4: for having me. I'm just so excited to be surrounded
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  Speaker 4: by such fascinating individuals creatures if you will, And what
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  Speaker 4: is a human but if not a creature on legs
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  Speaker 4: that has Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: Now you're a genre of Halloween poets that we call
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  Speaker 6: snap Halloween poets. And got a lot of girls sort
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  Speaker 6: of snapping for your work. And your work was inescapable
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  Speaker 6: on Tumblr.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, I was literally all over Toombler Toombler.
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  Speaker 4: It was kind of how I made my bread and
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  Speaker 4: butter and pumpkin seeds for a long time at the
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  Speaker 4: beginning of my career. And it's so nice to finally
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  Speaker 4: Doombler and I just got it.
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  Speaker 6: And just gotten your practically owned the thing. And Ruby,
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  Speaker 6: I must ask, is that a ribbon tied around your neck?
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  Speaker 4: It's a big ribbon tied around my neck. And guys,
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I cannot untie it's a beautiful Thank
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  Speaker 4: you so much, and please don't untie it. Wow, wow,
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  Speaker 4: why would not? We just don't need to talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: Just let's not untie my been.
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  Speaker 2: I loved your spread with Society six.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm. I did a bunch of blankets and covers
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  Speaker 4: with Society.
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  Speaker 2: Six and it was all these like boo breathing in
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  Speaker 2: and out or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: So that was yeah, I said boo breathe in and
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  Speaker 4: out with just a little different from my regular poems.
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  Speaker 1: But commercial pet that's in the commercial space.
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  Speaker 4: You know you have to cross over sometimes, Well, yeah
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  Speaker 4: I do. I do.
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  Speaker 3: Try to listen to your your you did a voice
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  Speaker 3: on the on the headspace app.
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  Speaker 4: There's a whole new section called dead space.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and and and I listened to your how I
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  Speaker 3: go to sleep sometimes and it's really nice all the
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  Speaker 3: ambient noises.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I'm dead cat Marina. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 4: a dead cat marina like that. It's a place where
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  Speaker 4: no boats can come from or go. It's a great
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  Speaker 4: little thing. So download dead Space now using rutpy scar
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  Speaker 4: five to five and you'll get a huge discount. And
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  Speaker 4: I'll see you there. I've listened, and I've had a
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  Speaker 4: nightmare every time.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect when you listen to it, does it go the
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  Speaker 3: other way because of where you're from? Like toilets like water,
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  Speaker 3: Australia and Australia, the water goes the other way?
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  Speaker 4: Are you from Australia?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I am. I'm Australian. Yeah, so you're just so
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  Speaker 4: much closer to Hell. I'm just like a little bit
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  Speaker 4: down away. I don't want to get in that argument.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about I am a lot
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  Speaker 3: on the forums of the Halleen Poets, and for some reason,
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  Speaker 3: maybe it's you. Everyone's talking about where Australia is located
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  Speaker 3: in terms of Hell.
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  Speaker 4: It's so south on the world Hell down, it's closer.
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  Speaker 4: Australia is down.
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  Speaker 5: But you're right.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't want to be a part of a conversation,
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  Speaker 1: you can say no.
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  Speaker 4: So you all agree that Australia closer to Hell.
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  Speaker 10: It's down I believe in science, Like, if that's what
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  Speaker 10: you're asking, But so you so you're you're deeming to
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  Speaker 10: say that Earth it's down on Earth.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to get into this.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like this is just a poke to try
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  Speaker 3: to get a clip for social media, a big argument
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  Speaker 3: topic everyone's arguing about.
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  Speaker 6: Gotcha show, gotcha question.
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  Speaker 4: Hell is not by Australia, It's not. No, it's not
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  Speaker 4: that clos Hell is down.
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  Speaker 6: All I know is I was raised by a specific
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  Speaker 6: set of principles that said down is down.
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  Speaker 5: A plus put a. If a E course B and
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  Speaker 5: B equals he, then A equals he. No, Hell is in.
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  Speaker 3: Hell is in the earth. When we're pointing down, re'reporinting
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  Speaker 3: into the earth, not up to the heaven. Well, you're
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  Speaker 3: saying heaven is close to Let's do a test. Let's
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  Speaker 3: do a test. Which direction is Australia from here?
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  Speaker 4: Three? Two, one? Yeah, but I'm pointing into the earth.
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  Speaker 1: I could point south, so you mean under.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Hell is under. So Australia sort of down under
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  Speaker 4: both of those words.
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  Speaker 1: I'm starstruck to be honest.
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  Speaker 8: And thank you so much. I'm really happy to be here.
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  Speaker 8: I know I'm a little bit. It's a controversial ad
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  Speaker 8: to have me on there. I'm a Michelin star Halloween rapper,
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  Speaker 8: and what Michelin start Halloween rapper? And I know that
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  Speaker 8: a lot of people were on the forum saying, like,
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  Speaker 8: you can't have a rapper on it, but but I
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  Speaker 8: believe I have sort of a poetic approach to rap.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, poetry is sort of the Kendrick of Halloween raps.
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  Speaker 3: And uh and so I know Rupy because you Ruby
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  Speaker 3: Scotty did a series of poems in sort of the
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  Speaker 3: interludes in between each of my.
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  Speaker 4: Last album, and that's how we met at the salon.
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  Speaker 4: I was the one we met at the salon.
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  Speaker 5: I was wondering. I was wondering because you're.
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  Speaker 8: All my influences, really, and just because i'm, you know,
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  Speaker 8: messing with the cadence a little bit, it doesn't mean
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  Speaker 8: that I'm not peer about my my love for ghouls
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  Speaker 8: and my love for for midnights and full moons.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 3: But yes, I've gone platinum a few times, but but.
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  Speaker 4: I'm one of you guys. You're the real artist.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just some no the Grammys and I said, thank god,
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  Speaker 2: we have a Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: Poet up there. And I'm so sorry about the beef
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  Speaker 4: that you just went through. But it looks like you won.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like you won with Kendrick Lamar. With Kendrick Lamar,
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  Speaker 4: you jumped in on the Drake Kendrick thig with your
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  Speaker 4: own specific thing about Kendrick Lamar. I got absolutely destroyed it.
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  Speaker 6: It was spooky, though, but I want spooky, and we
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  Speaker 6: fund spooky as a win over here.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: I think what was hard is people didn't know it
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  Speaker 3: was directly related until you made a lot of fuss
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  Speaker 3: about it, because it was the I think the fifty
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  Speaker 3: fourth track on a seventy track Haunted House sound Effects CD.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry to find.
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  Speaker 4: That went triple platinum. But I heard it went triple
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  Speaker 4: platinum just because so many haunted houses love the first
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  Speaker 4: forty nine songs that on that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, and short films need that for sound effects,
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  Speaker 6: so they're downloading that sound like crazy. But money is
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  Speaker 6: money and artist art, and that's one of the tenets
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  Speaker 6: of Halloween poetry.
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  Speaker 8: And I could quickly plug myself really quick. I just
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  Speaker 8: did release the next album. It's spooky Halloween Tracks for
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  Speaker 8: Haunted Houses, but exactly the same but different.
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  Speaker 1: I went on dead and spooky line deadline, bunch of.
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  Speaker 5: Dead Dead severed severed headline.
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  Speaker 2: Headline, devid head severed headline that you sold one of
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  Speaker 2: your albums to Halloween whore Nights, And I want to know, like,
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  Speaker 2: how were you in litigation?
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  Speaker 1: Were your management team did you? Did you fight hard
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  Speaker 1: for that?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 1: How much of the cut are you.
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  Speaker 4: Going to get into the Halloween la.
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  Speaker 1: Because your songs are everywhere over there.
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  Speaker 8: Everywhere, It's constantly all over and I get a pretty
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  Speaker 8: good stick. I get all the merch from Halloween hohn nits.
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  Speaker 5: So you get all the merch from Halloween, get.
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  Speaker 4: The merch they don't get, you don't get you don't
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  Speaker 4: get money from and they pay you in merch. But
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  Speaker 4: they produced the same amount of merch as if it
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  Speaker 4: was being sold on all to me.
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  Speaker 6: How what do your taxes look like from that? Do
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  Speaker 6: you have to claim it as a gift? Thousands of thousand?
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  Speaker 4: Actually talked to my lay about that.
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  Speaker 8: So if anybody needs about five thousand shirts with a
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  Speaker 8: ghost on it or.
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  Speaker 3: That is an Irso we should actually talk in depth
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  Speaker 3: about our taxes here just.
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  Speaker 4: A second that let's jump into I R S tax
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  Speaker 4: How we file our taxes as halleen pullets just a little.
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  Speaker 4: Because we are what we do is closest to casino winnings.
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  Speaker 4: Legally speaking, we cannot be audited.
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  Speaker 6: Ye year, madam, madam, Well we'll keep going around.
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  Speaker 5: My name is Skeleton.
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  Speaker 4: Ball movie but came on strong.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, a movie, but came on strong and fast.
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  Speaker 5: You know, and you know my story.
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  Speaker 6: I took a bru sort of a roundabout way into
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  Speaker 6: the industry because I started as a sort of Bavarian.
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  Speaker 5: Entity, and then.
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  Speaker 6: Tim Burton found me and I served as his muse
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  Speaker 6: for many years. I helped him with my spooky visit
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  Speaker 6: and scary appearance.
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  Speaker 5: I inspired him to make the movies. Ed Wedge says,
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  Speaker 5: I had.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you need to explain this. People
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  Speaker 4: just get it.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think they get it?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe not?
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  Speaker 5: Keep you think they need more discography. And of course
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  Speaker 5: thou Willy Wonker tim Burton.
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  Speaker 4: Edition, Oh there's a window. He said that the wind
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  Speaker 4: came through.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yes, I try not to invoke Relly woncome because.
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  Speaker 5: Because it summoned the.
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  Speaker 4: Winds, I literally felt a chill.
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  Speaker 6: As you said, welcome, stun down, stun down, stunt down.
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  Speaker 4: There's one hundred and fifty crew members that just got
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  Speaker 4: on edge.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, they got so scared.
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  Speaker 6: I can deal with the crew is about to jump
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: because they get their tails all puff up. But okay,
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: my name is Skeleton Brable Bones. I lived a Timbert's
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: apartment in Burbank for a long time and then I
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: one day he went off with his wife Helen, a
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: bottom carter for an extended vacation.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Not anymore, not anymore.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Him, he.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Vacation. They went on vacation to the Bahamas.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: They left for sixteen weeks, and they forgot about me
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: in the apartment. And so there I was just wandering
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: back and forth in the apartment looking for enrichment, going
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: batting away windowsills and paper towels, just trying to do
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: anything to entertain myself. And then one Hallows Eve, I
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: saw triggle treaters walking past.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: And one was dressed a scary, scary goblin, and that
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: made me think goblin, goblin high and mighty, Oh, my god,
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I got a Friday, and that's when I wrote my
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: poem that went triple platinum in poetry.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: In the poetry shots on I Ain't again please Goblin Goblin.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: High and mighty Oh, my god, I've got a FRITI.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: My David is the religious aspects of the poem?
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, many of my works religious Catholic undertones. Yes,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: the Bavarian, Yes, that is.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: The Bavarian in me.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: So I I you know, I And then I put
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: myself out there. I went, I went really fast, and
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: I called.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Up to him.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: I said, listen, I'm gonna go berserk in your apartment
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: if you don't help me. And so he set me
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: up with some Halloween poets he knew from the movies
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: and from general the industry and networking and whatnot. And
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: then now here I am, and I'm honored, and it's
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: been a crazy it's been just such a wonderful ride.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: And I want to shout out to I think the
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: thing that really puts you on the map, that that
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: took everybody by storm, was your misfortune cookies.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: You can sell it in skelet misfortune cookie.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Because I've never been scared by a cookie.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: I gotta deal with a Panda express, a brand deal
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: where I've got my misfortune cookies, and so imagined.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: If you could picture a typical.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Fortune cookie, I think we can picture. I think the
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: name alone, I want to hear it and.
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: It says things like next week your hard work will
• 20:41
  Speaker 11: pay off, But mine say things like next week your
• 20:46
  Speaker 11: hard work will be for not.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Because you'll be off and things like that.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: What a what a way to ruin a lunch light away?
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, so I've been in some commercials for and
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: to Express with Lebron James.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: We don't need to get into it, but I have
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: things of going very well.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: What a crazy commercial.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: Because you got to explain quite a few things to
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: the viewer, skelt and.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Bones eating orange chicken.
• 21:15
  Speaker 12: I tell you, the people who wrote that commercial, it
• 21:18
  Speaker 12: was like a masterful feat of achievement because they had
• 21:21
  Speaker 12: to tie in basketball, Express, cookies and Halloween, and they
• 21:28
  Speaker 12: also through.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Like Peppa Pig in there, right. I love a good
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: boo you got.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Me, boom, you got me?
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, catchy, oh man, that's just special.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Now let's get to Texas.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Well wait, well, I said, you know what, I don't
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: want to introduce myself to twenty five minutes.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: No, it's in time, it's important. I just won't I
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: won't take up too much time. My name is Bloody
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Guthrie and I uh from.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: The rural areas of Texas.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I'm a quiet little man. I lived my life and
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I started writing about folklore and creepy things, you know, uh, creatures,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: two picabres, stuff like that, and UH found my way in.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Kind of the bespoke way, you know.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I wrote little poems on scrolls and crows or my
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: friends send them around, and it's just really fun to
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: be here around, you know. I just sit alone in
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: my little cabin in my rocking chair right nowadays.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: I love your your crows. You you sent me a
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: Christmas crow with a little picture of you and your
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: family tattooed onto the back of it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was so cute.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: And then I teach the girls how to tell you
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: the letter, so I don't have to write the letter.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: So you just kind of look at the picture and
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: then you hear the crow go like.
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: Bloody gods and his family having a wonderful year.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Gunner is very good at sucker. Alisa has been in
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: the school play. She played the lead in the pagaina Game.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: You can't blame a crow for forgetting its lines.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: That is very impressive.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Jama game is a tough translation.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Row to pronounce the j God, you'all gotta come over me.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Teaching one crow to say the pajama game took me
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: three and a half weeks.
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: But you made a lot of passive income off of this, right,
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: You've been selling this this I don't want to say technology,
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: but this service to teaching crows.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's a curriculum. It's a masterclass too, so
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: you can you can learn it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: I loved your masterclass on how to teach a crow
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: to speak. I thought it's so magnanimous. It was you
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: were so angry, but you know that's just my I
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: was really mad. I said, what do you not understand?
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Tough love?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I have been talking for six hours about this, and
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: to be fair, I only watched the intro and then
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I read through all the chapters and it was like,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: why do I need to keep telling you this.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you one last time.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you didn't watch it too, because if you
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: watch it, most of them go. Didn't you read the
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: name of the chapter. I don't have much more to say.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: If you got it, you got it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: It's on.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Talking. I got it, Yeah, got it, you got it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I love your quirky Halloween palms. I don't think they rather.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Be been calling you the Mumfu and Sons of Halloween poetry.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: You're a little almost disrespectful.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: It's okay, though, you know, because I'm HARKing you back
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: to an old era where cowboys used to tell stories
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: to each other, you know, and I'm trying to write that.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to take you back to the sixties. A
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: lot of ghost stories told around the campfire. I love
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: that tradition, that cozy little tradition where you get around
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: and you tell people stories. It's it's so exciting.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: And that's what I'm trying to continue. You know, how
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: how did the rain begin? Well, it's because big old
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: witch got poked by rose bush. You know, fantastic. There's
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: the Merle Haggard song about that. Oh yeah, a big
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: old witch got poked bar.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I love that part because it's the witches crying because
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: it hurt exactly the rose bush. Yes, no, it's not
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: the butt, it's it's it's the tears of tears exactly.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's how Halloween Poacher used to be. White
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: people explain stuff ancient civilizations. You know, there's there's ruins
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: and you know, to knock tilon and and and and
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Macha picchu and all over the world of old Halloween poems.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: You know, a man holding a pumpkin up to the sun.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: You know that's that's in old hieroglyphs.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, one of my favorite is one of the
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: oldest Greek tablets, is just a man complaining about Halloween.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: And he's complaining about the sort of trials.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: And it's crazy how it transcends the English language.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Well, oh, in the Garland, it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: Takes so hot, it's so high to put on.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: She's complaining about how his costume, his Ship of Theseus costume,
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: is too hot.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: It's just too hot. And he was actually philosophically trying
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: to understand if if he started taking the costume apart
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: and replacing it with cold, would it still be the
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: same the costume. It was a beautiful I understand that
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: the Ship of Theseus costume philosophical question. THESS at that
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: time was just a boat. It was it was it
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: was a topical. It was kind of like if you
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: addresses the ocean gate.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Time.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: It was just a ship that people went on. It
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: didn't like dress. There's the same as the Titanic. There's
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: a ship that people went that.
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: I can't well.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: There was, of course also the Greek myth of Sisyphus
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: in that tablet where the man has to push.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: A pumpkin all the way up the hill.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: To the patch, and that was a huge couple's costume.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: By the way, huge couples got.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: The pumpkin.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I hated it, I absolutely it didn't feel good.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, but I really loved it when the husband was
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: no pumpkin.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Yes, that was funny. That a subversion.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: That's funny, very funny. Give it up for the ancient
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Greeks and Halloween, right, they.
• 27:18
  Speaker 10: Are just nowhere without them.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: So I was actually wondering. For me, I find my
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: kind of inspiration in moments and tangents and little funny thoughts.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: I get it usually coffee shops. What about you, guys,
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: And maybe what we can do is you tell us
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: your poem and then you give us a little bit
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: of an expert of maybe where it came from. Would
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: that be nice? Because you guys all have such wonderful
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: poems and I'm kind of itching for the viewers to
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: hear them. Does that feel?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: And I will say, it's crazy, what variety picks is
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: our main poem? When they showcase.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Could you show us yours?
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Could you just give us your I mean, well, we
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: all brought up poetry too, so that's very exciting.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: And did you live in there? In here for the
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: audio listener, it's a it's got it in a trigger treat.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Sir Frederick Vincent.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Bones don't remind me relationship is it?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Because that's a bucket?
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: What are we reminding you?
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Reminding me of the time I dated a bucket? I
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: don't know what. I don't know what. We're confused about you.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: It's a joke to me, it's a fact, and it hurts.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: It was a creative era for you though, when you
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: were dating that bucket, right.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Yes, some of my best work came about when I
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: was dating that bucket. And I guess that is my
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: answer to your question. Where do I get my inspiration
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: from it?
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: It's fucking it's.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Excuse you.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I think I've heard a lot of interviews about you
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: because you are out there.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: You are no I think I have and you're out.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: There, and I will say you being horny is nothing.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I've never known that about you.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's well, it's it's it's different when your bones,
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: your your your your horniness is sort of it flies
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: under the table.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: It's a little.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Less overt and and we have certain you know, code
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: that we use to to signify that we're horny to
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: other bones, and it maybe flies through the sensors like
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: we say i'm i'm I'm feeling chattery or uh uh
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: uh bang bang clang clang, you know the sound that
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: bones make. But nonetheless, I will move on to my poem.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: This is a poem that I wrote when I was
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: dating a big, big skeleton, just like you, just like me.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: I'm a nine toss skeleton, and I was dating another person,
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: another skeleton just like me.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, hold on.
• 30:08
  Speaker 11: Hold on, hold on, good I've got my eye on you. Foggy, foggy,
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: ninety nighty good Lord.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Jesus, that's a Friday.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Oh wow. And that is such a powerful exactly the
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: same about your poems. What I love about your poems
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: is you're always working your way to rhyme. One word
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: with Friday, which is not a word as a noun,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: is the noun.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: That's so interesting. I never noticed that about myself.
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: It's when you get in the room with other artists
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: and they tell you things about yourself.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: You never go. I think it's like Shakespeare. He was
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: constantly making up his own words too, and they were
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: so obviously there that people understood them intrinsically.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: And here's Halloween folioh my.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: God, people don't talk about it, the Halloween sonnets of
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: some of my favorites four through sixty nine.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know why people love love and not Halloween.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, I write as so much about Halloween and
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I don't well.
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: And I alnosly take big inspiration from Romeo and Bouliette,
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: where they don't fall in love.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: With each other, they fallen in Halloween with each other.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Yes, when you fall in love and when you fall
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: in Halloween?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: What's someone?
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: What does that mean?
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Wow? What is it? What is it to fall in Halloween?
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: I mean just to fall in Halloween with someone is
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: to see the sunset?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: God's kind of a Halloween. Fuck boy.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I've I've gone around the I've kind of dated my
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: way around the Halloween circuit.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: A little bit hurts Just fuck do cust words hurt you?
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Hurts me?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Oh shoot, it's okay, common ship?
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Oh well come is okay? How are you spelling it?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: See you am okay?
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: It heals me words that aren't customers healed me, and
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: words that are customers hurt me. So you're doing great,
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: very healthy.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you must be.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Almost not even something to bring up. It's just nice
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: for the listener to know where you're at health. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: everyone you're saying is healing you. But yes, you were
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: a boy.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: In and out of Halloween love all the time.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: And I like that you say that it's love because
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: people really think that they're these felings. But I love
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: these women, you know. I love Boo, I love Boo,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: I love boy.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: You dated my ex girlfriend.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Of course you dated.
• 33:00
  Speaker 13: Community, She wroteating cano, there's usually an explicit.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: Clean she wrote levitating parentheses spooky.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: I love that song. I think it changed the game.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: It really changed. She really opened up for songs to
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: be parentheses spooky instead of you know, explicit radio edit
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: spooky version. It's one of my favorite edits.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: I will say, I've heard the song that you wrote,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Mummy Bow number five with all the spooky women and
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: all the.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Number five.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: All right, and then it's a new track, is this single?
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be on the next album every every time,
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: and I love.
• 33:53
  Speaker 14: It alright, Alright, So it's all, there's a trouble, a
• 34:02
  Speaker 14: little a little bit of boo all night long, A
• 34:05
  Speaker 14: little bit of.
• 34:06
  Speaker 15: Boully in the sun at the moon. Sorry, hold on, okay,
• 34:12
  Speaker 15: that's scary. Lab is gonna love this phone call.
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: I don't wait, it's got a lot of my best tracks.
• 34:26
  Speaker 16: I sort of revised frantically why I got the label
• 34:31
  Speaker 16: at three am.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: It's not Sun, it's Moon. Trump, don't take it off?
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Wait you wait, wait, turn it off. I just realized
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: the spookyer word.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: It's not Sun, it's Moon.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: The torture and spooky Bob, A.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Little bit of scaler all night long.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Like a lizard.
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: So different scalers, because that could be any sort of
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: scally bug or great.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I thought it was Taylor Swift scaler.
• 35:17
  Speaker 16: And if you'd believe it was, keep going, keep going, Sorry,
• 35:24
  Speaker 16: we keep on update. A little bit of Charlie uh,
• 35:30
  Speaker 16: referring to Charlie xxx. That's because nothing's spookier than three
• 35:36
  Speaker 16: x's in a row.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: That's the shine letters and.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Then the instrumental kicks in, uh good beautiful song.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, where did you take inspiration? Just from your roster?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: From the song Bumble number.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Five plaid A lot of the groundwork for that song.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: And and we wouldn't be anywhere if we didn't credit our.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: References absolutely and boo vega, you kind of stucked on
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: his toes a little bit. Yeah, but you know, he's
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: kind of a bad guys. Bag puts bags of ship
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: on people's front door, lights on fire. He's that guy.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, so he calls that Halloween.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: No, it's normal because you really have a reaction to
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: it earlier. I'm from a small town, okay. Was that
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: scared of the word ship specifically where the word no ship,
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: ship and ship and come it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Was come that he was?
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: Is it that when ship is referring to poop, it's
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: okay for you because it's a noun, But when ship
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: is used it's a prijority.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Garrett and my small town ships away alive. It's normal
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: for us.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Well, that's all it for me.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: That covers it.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Well, I'd love to hear a couple more parts.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: Well anything, you know me.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Old's all old mouth. All of my poems are about.
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: Can be.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Old thing to say.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: And I don't notice your mouth creaks so loud like
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: a hingey door every time you over.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, well, yes, and that's why I love candy so much.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I think it was the first time my sister saw
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: me put two milky ways on the side of my
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: jaws and I was like, I like it this way.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: And she was like, is that a young Halloween poet?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: And I was like, maybe, but there's not a lot
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: of Halloween poets in the candy space.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: No, it's usually about the scare, it's not about the tree.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: They're so brain eddad over there all the candy people.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: I had a general with the Nestley people and they
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: literally wouldn't they.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't let me turn my.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Cameras on on the zoom and I said, don't want
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: to chill see me and they said, we don't want
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: to see you.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Don't even know. We're doing this as a bet. Yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: we took. We lost to bets. Have to take a
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: meeting with you, to be honest. The scariest company in
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: the world, literally, yeah, they do. Why did I always wondered,
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: you know, why did they sell water too? And I
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: could talk about that actually for thirty minutes, and it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: very scary and it's genuinely terrifying. Honestly, look it up, honestly,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: go and research why Nestley sells water terrifying. Okay, it's
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: a hundred grand?
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: Is it chocolate or money?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Knock knock at the door.
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: Mister snickers is here? Is he treating or tricking? I
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: would know?
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Throw a skittle through the door?
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Is it him?
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: No?
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Can I say?
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: That's why I love I.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Love this because your poetry asks so many questions about candy.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Nobody's asking it and doesn't answer one of them. One
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: of them doesn't answer one question. That just poses so
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: many questions.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: It's about diverging. It's about posing a question and the
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: actually it's a different question, and so we're constantly playing
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: pink party about what question was supposed to pay attention to.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: This is why they put you in second for the variety.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: I'm young because you're contributing to the laws. Really, nobody
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: ever thought, mister Snookers, I want to bet it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: I was like, oh my gosh, we've been know what,
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: We've been recycling the same game over and over again.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Franken start racking knocking on your door, only to be
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: detected by throwing a the door. And I was riveted
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: till the end.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Genuinely, I was thrilled.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: To kittle references virginity.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Whoa, And you can take that to the bank.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: You'll look it up.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: You'll look at it, not looking up, I just in.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Just like, oh, I know you, you'll look it up.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Wow. That beautiful.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: That was genuinely captivating in a way that you know.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: I'm still new to this space, and that really shows
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: me how the real ones do it. Well.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I think it was you sent me a crow when
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I first did a couple of publishings, and you said,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I'm no longer worried. Oh, the crow said that you
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: are no longer worried about the younger generations of Halloween
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: poets because I'm in the I'm in the younger space.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: And and I think people are worried because this this poetry,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, just poetry on on a Valentine's poets.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: You can't find one.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: It's so sad what happened to them.
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: Because streaming took over Valentine's poetry and they basically throttled it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: They buried it under Netflix's original Valentine Poems, but they scroll.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: You had to Scurorell all the way down.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: On the whole.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, now where are they two words on a
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: piece of candy that's the only poem in all the
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: year round incredible poets. They're writing sweetheart cutie, and they
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: say those are poems, and we know they're not poems.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: They're pieces of candy with writing on them. And I
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: can say that word you really, when you own.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It, it's fine.
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: But when you when you receive it about.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Your poems, you want to jump in. I'm happy to
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: jump in.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: And can I say your poems changed my life? Oh,
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: thank you so much? Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: So this one's is it's it's a really special poem.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: It's it's one of my most well known. It's called
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: it's called Cowboy in the Dark.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: And yeah, so this is.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: What's that rustle? What's that noise? Grab the horse? Wake
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: up the boystures dancing in the dark. Someday this will
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: be a national park.
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: Your famously anti national park service.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: To me, I just wish we could have that land
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: to do what we want with it. Yes, who loans it?
• 42:18
  Speaker 17: Right?
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Who loans it? And what's going on in there?
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: How is your how's your race to be the Libertarian party?
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: What's going on there? It's such an important question that
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: nobody's asking. And I think there's such that's not politically
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: as beauty. But it's such an emptiness avoid in your
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: poetry that I think is captures that rural America that
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I love, and that's why it changed me. You were
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: asking questions that the modern man in a big city
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: doesn't have the perspective to ask about if you're not
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: from a small town. Thank you.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: And fear is it's it's become homogenized. Fear is spiders,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: fear is vampires, fear as witches, fears wolf man, right,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: But for me, I know a different way alive. Fear
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: is a rustling, fear is a rattlesnake. Fear is dark
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: eyes in the woods. You know what dark eyes in
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: the woods y'all don't know about dark eyes in the woods.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: You know, well, why did you be scared of bright eyes?
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: You can see him.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: The dark exactly scary. That's the kind of thing we're
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: thinking about in the woods. The Southern region of poets,
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: it goes from that. We're not Deep South poets. Those
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: are more Gothic, that's more vampire obviously, But I'm Texas,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: uh Arizona, New Mexico. It's the kind of the great
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Southwest poets.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Awesome, lovely, Yeah, I love a poem. Wow, thank you,
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: and I just want to say thank you all for
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: having me. Yeah, I guess I've got a collection. I've
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: got about ten thousand little vignettes. Oh yeah, if you
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: guys talk about ten thousands, yeah, over ten thousand. I've
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: got released so many books. Is there anyone that you
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: guys would love to hear me? You want to flip
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: through your book?
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: If you have some titles, and if I could pull
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: the ribbon on your neck, that would be don't touch
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: it it okay, Okay, this is a coat.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: This isn't the ribbon. Okay, interesting, I thought that was
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I thought that looked like the coat covering the ribbon.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, so we can't get to it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: So we can't get to it. Suppose you cover your
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: ribbon with a coat that looks like a ribbon. It
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: makes me the you have it's tried to trick you.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: It's tried to keep you away from the real ribbon. Okay,
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: love your pincher's notebook that says goals, goals, goals. I
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: wrote this, I this okay, and somebody say stop. It
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: was very quickly. I barely got started.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, m hmm, rupie, don't be shy.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: She's getting shy.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Boo, your hair falls on my face. And in this
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: moment in my bed, we are but a trace, an
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: outline of something that will not last. Because you will
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: leave me, you will be at last free. You're a ghost.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I'm a girl. Our hands want to touch, but yet
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: it's just a boo boo.
• 46:14
  Speaker 18: Drawing.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I see the drawing. It's me lying in bed and
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: it's a ghost going up out of the bed and
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: it's all one line. Oh, this is this is the
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: person that did the Goosebumps covers. Yes, they're so graphics.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: For this one.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: I do the.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Always and they're all one line and I really put them. Yeah,
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: so they're really fun. I think it's really amazing. I
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: think I've got to.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Say, Rupie, I'm really scared right now.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: That was deeply terrifying and my bones are chattering, Like
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: you want.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: To terrify people on an existential level. I want to
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: terrify them by thinking about their relationships and making them
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: feel unsettled in their lives.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: I was going hosted a month ago and yeah, no, yes,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: by yes, And then my friend sent me that poem.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, thank you. So who's the piece
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: of ship that ghosted you. I can say it way alive.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Thanks some guy my pottery class. Oh somewhere, I'm a
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: pottery class.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: That's all right, you had the voice, right.
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: I try.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to do arts and crafts, but I'm too
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: fucked up for it, you guys. Ever tried to do
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: normal things, and the Halloween Poet comes out.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: I started sort of a normal rapper.
• 47:31
  Speaker 8: That was sort of my my humble beginnings, really not
• 47:34
  Speaker 8: making it in the scene, you know, really trying to
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: kind of just make it as a normal rapper.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: And then uh, one scary night I was I was
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: walking was it hollows Eve? And mm hm hmmm, and
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: I was really down in my life.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: I was I thought I was gonna quit that I
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: was bit by It was bit by Frankenstein and he
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: bites he bites me. Bye, I was bit by a Frankenstein.
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: And I hear he does that with all of his
• 48:01
  Speaker 8: because I was dating frank Design.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: For a little bit.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: But because a lot of people say, was he a
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: rapper first or Halloween Pope? Which one came first? Chicken
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: of the egg?
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: You know, obvious it was rapper first, exactly, And yeah,
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: ever since that. I was overwhelmed with inspiration by that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: I don't know what it was from the bite, but
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: I suddenly felt in spied write all these beautiful songs.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: That's actually when I wrote kit Cat Please give us that,
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Please give us kit Cat Club. Yes, cabaret, but multiple
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: influence that. Wait, you did a pink pony club? What's that? Sorry?
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: I have one called stink Bony Club and we'll have
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: to hear that. Can we actually, just since we're on
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: the topic, maybe.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone, because I've been trying to do kind of parodies.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: That's how you've inspired me.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I've been trying to do parodies based on you know,
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: just to kind of connect with my children a little
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: bit more, trying to my skill.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: So you had said you had one too.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: No, I think we all have a yep, we should
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: all go around and do yours.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: You do it first. Okay, I know you wanted me
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: to slay.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Christmas.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: But okay, I know you wanted me to slay. But
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: you know, there ain't nowhere wolves living in Tennessee A
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: good rhyme?
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Nice? You know, when I get up on the floor
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: going the bones are really creaky and there's some horror
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: in store, stink Bony Club.
• 49:41
  Speaker 18: I lost my marbles at the stink Bony Club, lost
• 49:45
  Speaker 18: my marbles down in Franknstein's house, lost my marbles Frank House,
• 49:52
  Speaker 18: frank out.
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: Just because the central part of the song is things
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: that happen at the pig Phony Club, but yours happens at.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Its club.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like the pink boney clubs in West Hollywood,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: the stink boney clubs in Frank.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: It's a secret room. Oh yeah, and I didn't do
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: the big part that everyone loves.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Oh what have you done that?
• 50:21
  Speaker 18: You're a stink bony girl in EULAs Doh your marble.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: That's why that's the first time you hear the marbles
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: thing you can't skip. That went absolutely viral on TikTok.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I actually have a song.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: I'd love your feedback on that since they are in
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: the pop Okay, so it goes like this, wait, I
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: have to remember, Oh yes, thinking about.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Bones every night.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Oh that's not me. I'm dead.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Oh I'm thinking about bones.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: I cannot sleep.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: I'm so dead.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: And that's really good.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Do you think you ended up really sort of a
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: slant rhyme with bones?
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: First introduction of definition of slant right first much slant.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Not even a single letter is the same.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: First introduction is Friday is an adjective, by the way,
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: really fun there.
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: We're trying to mix it up, but I don't know,
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: not embarrass about it because I'm not a sacred But
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: go ahead.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I have one femininoma no nom nom nom no, which
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: is really good.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not really good.
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: Are eaking ski tools?
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Three verse at the end.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: To bone to nothing. It was really good.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: It's really great that you all getting into songs. It
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: feels it must be.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: Nothing compared to what you've got rumbling around your notes.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll whip something out, all right, let me
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: say this is I got what I'm very excited about.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, it's.
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: Unreleased, so maybe you know, maybe this will be like
• 52:08
  Speaker 8: an extra bonus features.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: You don't have to edit it, oh because it hasn't
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: been sent.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Oh great, exactly, I can don't have to call anyone
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: fix it ahead, I'll probably just send it.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: You've got a system that works for you.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just record this one. I'll just.
• 52:27
  Speaker 19: All right, b oh oh oh oh oh, I am
• 52:33
  Speaker 19: a freek can go and sort of that's really good.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: That's good. That's really I also have one. Yes, this
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: is inspired. I'm sure this is one of my favorite ones.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Dun du, they boo like guts. They boo like guts.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: They boo like guts. Dun du, they boo like guts,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: they like guts. Everybody say spooky egos, spooky gus, spooky egos,
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: spooky gus. Then boo this way, boo that way, then
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: boo way boy, and then I can't say the rest
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: of the lyrics out loud. Do you do?
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Do you call anyone a pedophile?
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: And I call a lot of people. I'm a little
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: I'm a little upset that you pulled that specific song.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: I know, I knew, and that's why I was so
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: hesitant to bring it up, because I know you're beef
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: with with Kendrick Lamar and are shifting. Well, I did
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: just want to us what the Halloween version of a
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: pedophile is. You don't know the Halloween version of pedophile.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: It's easy, It's well, it's easy. It's very easy. It's
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: so easy.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: Really, it's so that's easy.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Well, that's easy. It's easy. It's a.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Regular pedophiles hard.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Really rather not actually, actually, it's a pedopile of bones. Yeah, okay,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: that's dead, O pile dead.
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: A pile of bones, and that's disruption, he said.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Certified, he said, certified. Love Fu Boy certified dead a
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: pile of bones. So the bar went certified. Halloween Boy
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: certified made it work. His rhythms are crazy. It's just
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: got such good flow.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: And I feel so bad because every time it comes
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: on at a Halloween club, I like, I still.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: Need to dance to it.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Are we are still going to Halloween clubs? Those wish clean.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I know you want to shut down all the national
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: par but I want to clean those Halloween clocks.
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: Well, during COVID they did like one final clean. They
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: hadn't cleaned it in like one hundred and forty things.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: They clubs. It is time to change.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: They have developed hypoallergenic cobwebs this year, and I think
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: it's very exciting.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: We've got to start using the gluten free webs. Gluten free, well,
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: you're eating those.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I'm eating candy.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: I didn't know there was gluten in cobwebs before.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: There's gluten and everything.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Look it up, okay, and you will look at it up.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: You will.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: You will be looking at you it's a slight curse,
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: which I.
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: Like, there's something we haven't brought up. And I don't
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: know if the last year's panel brought it up either.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Maybe they maybe they did a little bit. But I'm
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: sure there are questions circulating about how we make money,
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: and I wanted to know if anyone had any projects
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: they were cooking up that that they're excited about.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Do you make money in March?
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: I think I make well, it's not money in March.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: I make merch, make merchest money, honey.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: And so do you have to use it as sort
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: of bartering? Like do you pay for things in.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Merch or are you for my rent in merch? I
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: how does that work with the grocery store? Are you
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: going down there with a thousand shirts trying to get
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: a hot dog? The you know, they don't take shirts anymore.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: But if I'm so, if I need one.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Hot dog, I'll go down to the grocery store and
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: I'll get a couple of novelty candy pails and then
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: I'll say how many for this?
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: And they they're assholes down there. They're assholes down there.
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  Speaker 8: It's like, tell me, tell me if this makes sense
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: to you guys twenty five candy pails for one hot dog.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Tell me that makes any sense to you.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: No, noll bull, that's not fair. They're gouging you.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: And Kroger is just rude for that.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: And are you guys doing a direct deposit from the
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: grave sites?
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Because I used to get checks for my poets poems,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I can't do it anymore.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Well, I got locked out of my bank account because
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: when I'm writing, I get in such a spooky mood.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: I think my pan is six six sixty six, and
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: then I can't get into my bank account.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: It's tough because my car pins are six six six,
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: so you never.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Know which bank account you're logging into it exactly, And
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: it's kind of.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: Honor system where I go forty three thousand dollars. Oh,
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: that's not mine mine.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think six six six is the scariest number,
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: but I would say one extra six makes it even scarier. Yeah, exactly.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Think another scary pin is nine one one.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, terrible happening.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Dude, that's a scary pin.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you how I'm making money very exit. I'm
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: actually going on tour this year.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Amazing, it's really thank you guys.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Thanks.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: I've booked forty five elementary schools in the next three months,
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: and it's it's a school assembly, I guess specificy, but
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: it's fine, you know. It's I built a fun little
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: show that is spooky at heart but also child accessible.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: So it's a blood, bloody Guthrie's House of childhood Horrors.
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  Speaker 3: And so I go, I do an assembly. I read
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  Speaker 3: some poems, I have some puppets, and y'all are more
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: than welcome to join.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I think if I was a parent, I wouldn't want
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: my kid to have that assembly. No, not in a
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: bad way. I don't mean to be harsh.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I think because my stuff is folks here, people
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: think it's more fun and then they go home and
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: they go, oh, that was a little weird. So I
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: can I have poetry that gets me in the front door,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? So, and it's educational or
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: it's educational. Yeah, we we have to uh incorporate shelter
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: and place drill. That's the way I kind of I promoted,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: as you do that.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: I promoted as a shelter in place active shooter drill
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: assembly to the money.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: And so you're sort of Trojan horsing in Halloween poetry.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, you say skeletor in place, skelator in place, yeah,
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: active booter.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: No, it's a sign of our time. I wish it
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: weren't true, or she weren't true.
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: Wish it weren't true.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm also going on tour. I'm going to be
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: a private Halloween poet for it. Yeah, I'm going private.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Private tour, private tour.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: Well, yes, I'm going to be the private Halloween poet
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: for Sabrina Carpenter.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm very excited.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: So I'm going to be following her all around the
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: country and a few locations in Europe as well, and
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be reading her spooky poems at night
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: as she puts her feet up in her pink, fluffy bed.
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: So very excited.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: There's no place for that parody. It's just kind of weird.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, use the word pink. It's about to be a
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: carpent room, but.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: It's fluffy and not scary.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well what about this.
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: For the audio listener?
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: The ribbons opened, It's another ribbon. You'll never get it
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: open because underneath it all is a soul. And what
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: is a soul, but an idea that haunts.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 9: Your bones, that makes you understand what life is, mortality.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: It's a tattoo, I regret.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: It's just like an ugly bird.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: It's an ugly bird.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: That's what the colt I've ever seen.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: It's really They just says it's an ugly bird. That
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: says breathe. That I was trying to remind myself to breathe.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: But the problem is I can never see it. It
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: says backwards, it says in the mirror where I would
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: see it, I can't. It reads wrong. What a silly tattoo,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: A silly tat scary tattoo.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I have a huge check coming in. Okay, huge
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: check come in it because I'm doing a deal with Starburst.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the deal?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Star Burst of a dead body?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Okay? And what is it?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: It's the Halloween version that's Starburst. Yes, so I renamed
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: it and I'm getting a big check for it.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: You're kind of a copywriter.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is it? And is the same or is
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: it a different type of Star Wars?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: The pink is a little darker red. No, just a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: little darker pink.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: That's red red. That's not scary though a pink, A
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: darker pink is like a move.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I guess yeah, it got lost in the sauce. Too
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: many cooks in the kitchen.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: Literally, well, this has been awesome.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: It's amazing. Surely well, surely all just read a little.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Rapid fire poem, fastest poems.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: Everybody, and we can end on a song.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: What if we did? Maybe, I mean, we could read
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: our own poems and just tell me to go to hell.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: This is about idea. You can say that, I can
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: say hell. You can say I couldn't say go to Australia,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: go to home. We will not discuss that Australia is
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: not hell, y'all.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: We can make an exquisite corpse to it. We like
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: exquisite corpses. That's us, you know where we all create
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: a poem using one in the moment. I think that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: would be fun to kind of we are the world
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: of Halloween poems.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Journals, dis journals down. We're doing this off the dome
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: or should I say off the bones.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: Doom?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, oh that would have been better. I love a salon.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Here we go a stanza each.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: I think that's a great idea. Maybe we leave a
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: rhyme we leave a stands at each legal. I've never
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: heard of that, so ab, let's do it.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: An empty heart filled with nothing.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: But the memory of ghosts, family size or fun size that.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I won't knowst.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Sitting around the fire, looking at each other's faces, worrying, worrying.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: The wind is shaking us nightly.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much, man, thank you so much, thank you,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: so thank you so much. I want to you come
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: home with the one. Thank you so fucking much, one
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: of us.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: So I got you, I got you, brother, I got you, brother.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Fires and flames above the bones make.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: Me say, I've got a fright.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Great job, my god, take that home, Kendrick, what.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: My name is Michelin Star? Okay, your mouth is just
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: getting older and older.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: Got a ribbon around that thing? Many great and the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: usually need like a hook at some point, and you'll
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: put that in later, and you can call and put
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: one in, all right.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: And pumpkin kit cat kick cat pumpkin. So that's not
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: the hook.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: What's that?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: Pumpkin ki cat kit cat pumpkin.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and we'll just send that right off and wait
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: no wait, wait wait no wait wait wait wait fuck
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: wait no wait wait, wait, it's sent.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: You just sent it. We said it, and we send
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: it on email.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: We emailed, nail, we emailed, we emailed it.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I have to make a phone call. We need it back,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: We need it back.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, wait, we didn't ask.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna a poem? Sir? Won't you?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: Won't you?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: I will.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 9: When you're just a mere teen? Watch out for dead o,
• 1:05:51
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• 1:06:02
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• 1:06:04
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• 1:06:07
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• 1:06:10
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• 1:06:15
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• 1:06:18
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• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:26
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• 1:06:29
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