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Johnjay's Boys ALMOST screwed up · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wakes up, John Jay and Rich what's cracker like?
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  Speaker 1: in your face to me and in the place to
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  Speaker 1: be And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake
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  Speaker 1: your ass.
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  Speaker 3: six eight ninety three Every good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guys, how's it going.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's on?
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  Speaker 3: What's what's on with you?
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  Speaker 4: So?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my brother and I are fully a growndult snow
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  Speaker 2: and but we still argue over whose moms. Who my
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  Speaker 2: mom's favorite is. And I thought it was obviously me
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  Speaker 2: because I call her every day and I actually know
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  Speaker 2: her birthday was about Facebook reminding me. But my brother
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  Speaker 2: he still thinks he's the favorite because he gave her
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  Speaker 2: a grain kid first.
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  Speaker 1: Oh her sister.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're at dinner this weekend and he finally
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  Speaker 2: asked her like point blank, like, okay, who's your favorite kid?
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  Speaker 2: And she goes, well, I love you both equally, but
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  Speaker 2: only one of you calls me when you need money.
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  Speaker 2: And then she looks directly at my brother and he goes, okay, fair,
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  Speaker 2: And then she goes, and one of you cost me
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  Speaker 2: fourteen thousand dollars in dance competitions and moved back home twice.
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  Speaker 2: And she looks right at me, and so we both
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  Speaker 2: get quiet for a second. But then my mom goes, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: right now, my favorite is a dog, because he's not
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  Speaker 2: the only one draining me emotionally or financially. Ouch ouch.
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  Speaker 1: But you know she can never really answer that.
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  Speaker 2: She has to the argument alive because you got to keep.
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  Speaker 1: The competition going. You can't let one of them give
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  Speaker 1: up because they know they're not the favorite. Competition. You're
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  Speaker 1: the favorite, far by far.
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  Speaker 4: My little brother, he's up there, but he don't.
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  Speaker 1: Come around enough. She's a delight, he's got a good smile.
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  Speaker 1: You live there exactly. They love me.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like here.
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  Speaker 3: I always thought I was a favorite, but then every
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  Speaker 3: single one of my siblings also thinks they're the favorite,
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  Speaker 3: which I think that makes my mom like.
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  Speaker 1: She's doing a great job. The fact that we all
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  Speaker 1: think we're the favorites, that's a really good job.
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  Speaker 3: I never thought I was the favorite. Really, yeah, you're
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  Speaker 3: not my mom. My mom had a poster of my
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  Speaker 3: sister in her living room that frame. I'm definitely my dad.
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  Speaker 3: My dad was a tour guide and he would take
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  Speaker 3: people through She went to UCLA, and he would drive
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  Speaker 3: people through l A and do a whole thing on
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  Speaker 3: my sister going to UCLA, and never once did where
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  Speaker 3: I went to school come up. He never once talked
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  Speaker 3: about his son and Santaga State. Nothing. He was about UCLA.
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  Speaker 3: But go ahead, ry well.
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  Speaker 1: I started trolling my kids a long time ago. I
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  Speaker 1: have an employee of the month. Now neither of none
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 3: Have an employee the month.
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  Speaker 1: For my children, oh the dance moms. They are not
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  Speaker 1: on any sort of payroll and there's no reward for
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  Speaker 1: the employee of the month. But every month I have
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  Speaker 1: a meeting with my three kids, even when Audrey's away
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  Speaker 1: in New York. We get on FaceTime like it's time
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  Speaker 1: we talk about the employee of the month, and it's
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  Speaker 1: usually Christopher, my youngest, because quite honestly, he's the nicest
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  Speaker 1: to me, but I see them every now and then.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, I kind of walked into a conversation they
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  Speaker 1: were having where they were arguing about who was the favorite,
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  Speaker 1: and Audrey's like, well, obviously it's me because I'm a
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  Speaker 1: daddy's girl and I like music and he gave me
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  Speaker 1: gas and we drive around and listen to music. And
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  Speaker 1: Christopher's like, well, I'm the employee of the month every
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  Speaker 1: single month and there's nobody even close to me. And
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  Speaker 1: Joe's like, how come none of you have considered me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the first. He's like, and I take care of
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  Speaker 1: you guys, and I break up all the fights between
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  Speaker 1: So it was good. I just snuck it on. The conversation,
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  Speaker 1: just sat quietly listened to it went on for a
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  Speaker 1: good ten minutes. And I will not stop trolling them
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  Speaker 1: because they need to they need to earn it. And honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I test him all the time. Guys should do this too.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say, I'll send and I love you text and
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  Speaker 1: see who responds. My dad does.
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  Speaker 4: Then whoever whoever responds in order will be like, first
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  Speaker 4: person gets twenty bucks, second person gets ten for one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad does that.
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  Speaker 4: You want to know why Audrey's your favorite rich because
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  Speaker 4: she sent her to school in New York, she is living.
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  Speaker 1: I would think that.
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  Speaker 3: If there's one daughter that no matter what the dynamics are,
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  Speaker 3: the daughter is the favorite.
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  Speaker 1: For she's the most expensive by far. For the dad far,
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  Speaker 1: she's the most expensive. But I couldn't be the favorite.
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  Speaker 1: I just think Christopher is the nicest to me right now.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, what's what kind of have really? I
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  Speaker 3: haven't talked about this, but my kids, the three boys
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  Speaker 3: went to Japan about a month ago. They with the
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  Speaker 3: Tokyo and the three of them, and I no one
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  Speaker 3: asked me. My wife just said it just happened. When
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  Speaker 3: they got back from Japan. So Kemp went to Hawaii
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  Speaker 3: where he lived, and the other two came home here.
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  Speaker 3: And as soon as they came home, they opened up
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  Speaker 3: their bags and they got me. One of them got
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  Speaker 3: me a Hits Tokyo shirt, and they got me something else, something,
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  Speaker 3: A bunch of stuff they got me from Japan.
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  Speaker 1: Was really cool.
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  Speaker 3: And then Blake's in there and nobody got her anything.
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  Speaker 3: And she goes, she goes, did you guys not get
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  Speaker 3: mom something? And Dutch goes, yeah, camp has it. And
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  Speaker 3: he's in Hawaii, so give it to you when you
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  Speaker 3: come home. So we go to Hawaii and he kept
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  Speaker 3: graduating and I go, hey, Camp, I go, your brother
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  Speaker 3: said that you had something for Mom from Japan.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like what that was just quick thinking thinking
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  Speaker 1: on Dutch's.
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  Speaker 3: Part, and Kemp's like those mothers. He starts ratfing those
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  Speaker 3: guys because he.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't have any You don't want to take the heat
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  Speaker 4: for that.
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  Speaker 1: Go get something, No, so get this, get this.
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  Speaker 3: So yesterday we celebrate Mother's Day because Kemp didn't get
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  Speaker 3: home late, right, So they give the big Mother's Day present,
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  Speaker 3: which is cool in itself, and then Kemp goes and
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  Speaker 3: there's a coffee mug that says Tokyo Japan on it,
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  Speaker 3: and they go, Mom, I did get you something from
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  Speaker 3: Japan and I just wanted to wait to Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 3: Emotions run is a beautiful thing, right, So Kemp and
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  Speaker 3: I eat and then we go for a walk around
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  Speaker 3: the blocks. My new thing now, I try to walk.
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  Speaker 3: And after we eat and I said, what's with the
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  Speaker 3: coffee mug from Japan? Mom doesn't drink coffee? And he goes,
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  Speaker 3: I know hecause we got for Catherine's sister. His girlfriend's sister.
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  Speaker 3: But because my dumb ass brother stood me out of
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  Speaker 3: the bus, they went and they got they bought something
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  Speaker 3: else for the sister for something else, and they got
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  Speaker 3: the mug.
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  Speaker 1: For double cover.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dutch stalled and then Kemp had to come up
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  Speaker 1: with another place.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it worked.
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  Speaker 1: And that's being the middle child.
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  Speaker 4: That's why us middle children are the best.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Kemp would telling me the night before that they were
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  Speaker 3: all playing basketball till late, and Dutch was like, I
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  Speaker 3: was pretty quick on my feet to come up with
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  Speaker 3: throw Kemp out of the bus. Like he's all bragging.
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  Speaker 4: He was bragging that he was so quick to say,
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's just such a little brother.
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  Speaker 3: You're probably the favorite. Yeah, yeah, Emery, you're the favorite.
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  Speaker 3: Audrey's the favorite, Peyton's the favorite. A Kyle's sisters. You
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  Speaker 3: on the flip side of that, because you have one brother.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if that brother is the favorite.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I sometimes think so.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm like maybe I'm not, because he really does
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  Speaker 3: get get the preferentials. If you're singled out. If you
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  Speaker 3: got five sisters, then yeah, you're probably the brother's a favorite.
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  Speaker 3: If you got only brothers, the good daughter is probably
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  Speaker 3: the favorite. Anyway, every thanks for calling and have a
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  Speaker 3: great day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you two guys.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.