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Show #325 The Bitch is Back · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: That's why he's a founding member of the Odd Pods Media.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to b fytw episode three twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, three twenty five, got it the game.
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  Speaker 1: I had to remember it as I went. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's episode three hundred. I know it's somewhere
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  Speaker 1: in the twenties. I think the last one was four.
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  Speaker 4: So it's after three hundred that we decided to stop
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  Speaker 4: keeping count.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: We're keeping count. I just can't remember, Ship. I'm forty
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  Speaker 1: six now, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 5: Memory is the hell of a thing. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Last week, I'm fucking done. Man, My memory is cooked.
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  Speaker 5: Memories a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bitch. It's usually gone. But don't worry. The
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  Speaker 1: bitch is bad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Ship, the very next time, I'm.
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: Tired of other people hosting my show. I'm taking the
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  Speaker 1: reins back, you assholes, and I'm going to be a
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  Speaker 1: total dick about it too, no reason. Come on, all right,
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  Speaker 1: here's the assholes who are going to be playing this game.
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  Speaker 1: First up, he's gamer and a storyteller and you speak
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  Speaker 1: man and his friend. Now he's just a dick.
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  Speaker 6: It's he's a he's gone.
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  Speaker 4: And I was waiting for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, oh what is something that you were told
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  Speaker 1: was bad but you tried it and it's pretty.
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  Speaker 4: Good, funny enough. It was probably coffee.
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  Speaker 7: I mean to be fair, I was exposed to it
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  Speaker 7: pretty young. And that is my sister's fault, through and through.
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  Speaker 7: She knows what she did. She can even tell you
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  Speaker 7: exact night that it happened too. It's really funny. But
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  Speaker 7: but yeah, it was just kind of like, you know,
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  Speaker 7: don't drink coffee'll write your tea stuff like that. And
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  Speaker 7: then of course adults go off and drink coffee. So
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  Speaker 7: as a kid, I'm like, well, I want to drink coffee.
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  Speaker 7: I want to be an adult too. And yeah, it
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  Speaker 7: was like I remember as a kid, like it's disgusting,
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  Speaker 7: it's bitter, and then it just after a while, it
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  Speaker 7: just grows on you and now you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Live without it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's fair.
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  Speaker 7: Now I know why they didn't want me to start
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  Speaker 7: drinking coffee because it's addictive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thousand percent, I would say that definitely qualifies for
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  Speaker 1: me as well. As a kid, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is gross. Why would I anyone drink this?
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  Speaker 8: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like why would you do this to your water?
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  Speaker 1: And then for several years I had every single day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was actually opposite. I loved it as a kid,
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  Speaker 5: But to be fair, I also loved whiskey as a kid.
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  Speaker 5: So that's what's interesting that your grandmother.
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  Speaker 1: Is that for having had it for like several years
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  Speaker 1: every single day, I now treat it like a treat.
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  Speaker 5: Just it every once in a while, oh noh daily.
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  Speaker 5: For some reason, it just makes it more more special.
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  Speaker 1: It's something I look forward to. And when somebody offers
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  Speaker 1: me coffee, I'm like, yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
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  Speaker 5: It makes sense. You know, we should have coffee before
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  Speaker 5: the show.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be fun. We used to go to the Energy House.
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  Speaker 5: They drinks, but they mean they're not.
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  Speaker 1: But if there's like a boutique coffee place we can
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  Speaker 1: go get some like special coffees from.
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  Speaker 5: And then there's a place I go to, Okay, I
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  Speaker 5: can get us some. They know me there, awesome, they
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  Speaker 5: know me by my voice through the fucking drive through
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  Speaker 5: the guy that orders. I walked into the fucking building
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  Speaker 5: for the first time, said some time before going to
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  Speaker 5: the group, and I'm like, I'm gonna fucking walk inside
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  Speaker 5: and get get myself a coffee. Get one of the
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  Speaker 5: guys a coffee. I walk in and one of the
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  Speaker 5: ladies you had the counters. She's like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: you usually get he gets all the shots of this
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  Speaker 5: Preston in his coffee right, And I'm like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like behind the counter, behind their like thing.
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  Speaker 7: They have like a deadpool and it's Steve and how
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  Speaker 7: many shots he puts in his coffee and they have like.
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  Speaker 4: Money on Windhill fucking have a heart attack.
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  Speaker 5: Last Wednesday was seven.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking which he is a podcaster and a veteran and
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  Speaker 1: it turns out a veteran podcaster and also a dick.
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  Speaker 5: It's dick. No, I'm a dick. Yeah. The new different answer,
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  Speaker 5: different answer.
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  Speaker 1: What is something that you were told was bad but
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  Speaker 1: you tried it and it turned out actually pretty good?
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  Speaker 5: Masturbation?
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  Speaker 1: What really?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, don't everybody heard the story of like your hands
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  Speaker 7: will like grow hair and yeah, but.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like something you believed, oh okay, like
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  Speaker 1: this is actually bad. I don't want to do it,
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  Speaker 1: and then you did it and you're like, I actually
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  Speaker 1: quite enjoy this.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I can't even say drinking because again, my family,
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  Speaker 5: you know what weed that straight up go with weed?
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  Speaker 5: I mean yeah, because throughout we grew up and.
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  Speaker 1: You started daring.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, very imperatively. Yeah, Like I smoked a little in
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  Speaker 5: high school, like very little, and yeah it was fine.
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  Speaker 1: And then I tried it in college and I told
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  Speaker 1: you guys, and none of you assholes believed me. But
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  Speaker 1: I had, I had actually smoked hash uh And everyone
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  Speaker 1: still says they're ghastline me into thinking I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: My parents lived in Hawaii. They literally.
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  Speaker 7: They put that ship into Thanksgiving dinner when my grandmother
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  Speaker 7: just to chill her.
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  Speaker 1: Out, like.
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  Speaker 4: My family was dry. My family didn't give a ship.
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  Speaker 5: That's awesome. But yeah, I think marijuana problem because especially
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  Speaker 5: now because I use it for medicinal reasons.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair. And finally, I am your host.
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  Speaker 1: Pantcils hearn some stars for I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch,
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  Speaker 1: a full blown bitch. So I will also answer your question.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I will also answer the question.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: It's just plays into what I've I was going something
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more specific, dragon age. The Veilguard is
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  Speaker 1: nowhere near as bad as I had been led to believe.
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  Speaker 1: It does have problems. I don't know, the internet kind
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  Speaker 1: of ignored the Internet. I know, I know. I typically
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  Speaker 1: I typically don't believe the Internet, except when as a
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  Speaker 1: whole it seems they all seem to.
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  Speaker 5: Read on which which YouTuber hurts you nobody, I'm I'm fine,
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  Speaker 5: so let me know.
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  Speaker 1: But I had I had the impression that was not
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  Speaker 1: going to be a good game, but I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: play it anyway because Eric is in it, and it's
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  Speaker 1: pretty fucking great.
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  Speaker 9: Like, it is genuinely a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: The combat is is fast and fluid. It's a lot
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  Speaker 1: more action oriented than all the previous games combined. But
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  Speaker 1: at the same time it's still extremely fair, Like even
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  Speaker 1: even at my low skill level, I'm having a very
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  Speaker 1: fun time taking down these huge, hulking bosses with giant
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  Speaker 1: AoE attacks and just barely dodge out of the way
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  Speaker 1: of But it's super fun to play. And don't get
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  Speaker 1: me wrong, it does have problems, like, for example, it's
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  Speaker 1: a lot less grounded than previous games used to be.
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  Speaker 1: The previous games were they felt more along the lines
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  Speaker 1: of like Game of Thrones mixed with Lord of the
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  Speaker 1: Rings kind of in that like magic was a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Magic was a thing, but it wasn't prevalent wasn't everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, majores tried to hide that they were majors
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  Speaker 1: because they were actively hunted. So did You did see
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  Speaker 1: some magic things in some occult stuff, but for the
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  Speaker 1: most part it was largely hidden. This game fucking everywhere
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  Speaker 1: in your face. Like your home base is like a
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  Speaker 1: floating set of buildings, like literally just in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of just a giant space somewhere, Like it's completely over
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  Speaker 1: the top magical, like everything is like just crazy, even
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  Speaker 1: like the Elven forest that you explore first just has
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  Speaker 1: these these swirling water that just goes flying into thin air,
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  Speaker 1: and it's there is a story reason for all of
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  Speaker 1: this in that like the bad guy who turned out
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  Speaker 1: to be a bad guy from the previous game, he
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  Speaker 1: ripped open the veil. He was trying to reimprison some
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  Speaker 1: old gods that he had imprisoned before but were on
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  Speaker 1: the verge of breaking out, so he tried to put
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  Speaker 1: them in a much more safe prison. But to do
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  Speaker 1: that he had to rip up in the veil that
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  Speaker 1: keeps back a lot of the magic in the world.
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  Speaker 1: So now it's just kind of spilling out everywhere. But
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  Speaker 1: of course, so our demons and other bad things and
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  Speaker 1: he was interrupted in the middle of the rituals, so
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't imprison the two gods, and they came out
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  Speaker 1: and now they're wreaking havoc. So in reality, ironically, he
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  Speaker 1: was trying to do a good thing, or so he claims.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I haven't beaten the game yet, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't know for sure. But there's a couple other things wrong,
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  Speaker 1: Like they changed the voice actor for the said guy
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  Speaker 1: from the previous game, which is an absolute mistake. The
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  Speaker 1: previous guy had such a like a ironclad character that
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  Speaker 1: was like perfect for the way he looked, and this
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  Speaker 1: guy's just not him, and you're like, no, Like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't blame the actor, Like the director could have found
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  Speaker 1: an actual sound alike, but he didn't. And then, like,
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  Speaker 1: the other thing I don't like is that BioWare has
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  Speaker 1: had this conversation system down since Mass Effect, where the
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  Speaker 1: choices come up before the end of the sentence, so
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  Speaker 1: you can pick a choice while the previous character's still talking,
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  Speaker 1: and then your character just immediately jumps in and starts talking.
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  Speaker 1: In this game, for whatever reason, they change that so
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  Speaker 1: the choices only come up after the character stop talking,
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  Speaker 1: so then you go when you look through and the
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  Speaker 1: meanwhile your characters are sitting there in silence, and it's like,
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  Speaker 1: like this is like it's like games prior to this area,
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  Speaker 1: prior to this era, prior to the PS three for
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  Speaker 1: fo sake. So now there's these long pauses in conversation
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  Speaker 1: which make the whole thing feel a little bit less real,
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: and it just kind of takes you out of it.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, I think the gameplay, the exploration, the
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: level design is so freaking good. Like there's so many
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: hidden goodies and you usually have to solve some kind
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: of either platforming or ability puzzle in order to get
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: to them, and they really make use of like multiple
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: abilities in like certain puzz so it's really really good
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  Speaker 1: and I really enjoyed it. And they made it so
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to have the specific character whose ability
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  Speaker 1: that is come along with you in your party in
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: order to be able to use it, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's no like having to run back to camp and
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: get that person to come back, which I really liked.
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: That's nice.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, from a game play standpoint, it's excellent. It's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fun. I've been having a great time
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  Speaker 1: with it. And Erica knocks the just knocks it out
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  Speaker 1: of the park, like I even need to question.
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  Speaker 5: That, right, But that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, thumbs up for dragging as a veil guard.
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  Speaker 1: Good game. All right, let's get to our games. We
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  Speaker 1: do have games. Game one is going to be like
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  Speaker 1: share bitch. Okay, I've got three news stories here, and
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  Speaker 1: all our players have to do is tell me which
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  Speaker 1: one I would like, which one I would share, and
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  Speaker 1: which one I would bitch about on social media. There
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  Speaker 1: is only one correct combination and uh, and you have
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  Speaker 1: to get it exactly right. If you don't, it'll be
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  Speaker 1: like who has the most correct Then if there's a tie,
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  Speaker 1: there is a breakdown of that delightful. I'm glad you're
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  Speaker 1: enjoying it. It will continue. Okay, so let's start with
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  Speaker 1: our first news story. California is asking nicely for everyone
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  Speaker 1: to stop poisoning themselves with mushrooms. Now, harvesting mushrooms is
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  Speaker 1: a risky game if you just if you have no
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: idea what you're doing, because fatal fun guy are can
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  Speaker 1: be virtually identical to harmless and tasty ones. Unfortunately, wet
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  Speaker 1: weather has caused some fung guy to sprout up all
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  Speaker 1: over the place, in California, and the easy availability has
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  Speaker 1: made a lot of people give harvesting mushrooms a try.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, poisoning cases have increased tenfolds and more are
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  Speaker 1: piling up. Yep, no guys, no y according to the
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  Speaker 1: California Department. According to the California Department of Public Health,
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  Speaker 1: fifty cases have been reported since last November, and during
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  Speaker 1: an average year, California racks up around five.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they don't usually get that much. Yeah, they need
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  Speaker 7: to not, you know, don't don't eat mushrooms are like
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  Speaker 7: the last thing you should ever consider eating from the wild.
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  Speaker 1: Like, they are literally so dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: They can look just the same.
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  Speaker 7: It does not matter if it if it you're like,
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  Speaker 7: oh if you you can't google source, This doesn't matter
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  Speaker 7: what app you're using. Nothing, it's never one hundred percent
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  Speaker 7: accurate because it's either.
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  Speaker 4: The tasty one or it's the poisonous one.
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  Speaker 7: Like Aaron said, Yeah, please, for love of God, if
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  Speaker 7: you are not trained in it, I've never done.
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  Speaker 1: It before, don't do it.
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  Speaker 4: Just don't go hunt a deer or pick berries or something.
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  Speaker 7: Those are safer and easier to do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, to be fair, there is a there is
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  Speaker 1: a genuine cause for this. According to the Los Angeles
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  Speaker 1: Almanac Almanac, the twenty twenty five twenty six winter in
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  Speaker 1: spring were the wettest seasons in California fifteen years. The
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles area, which is notoriously dropped. Yeah, saw five
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  Speaker 1: and a half inches of rain.
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  Speaker 7: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: The historical average for the month of November is zero
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  Speaker 1: point seven eight.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they got more than five times as much.
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  Speaker 7: I got more than an inch?
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  Speaker 5: Is insane?
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then combine that with the current sky high
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  Speaker 1: grocery prices.
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, yeah, it's people doing it out a disperation,
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  Speaker 7: which is causing even more issues.
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  Speaker 4: Said, you can't cook it out of it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't work that way, sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Said but true. Fuck all right, go mushrooms, go away
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: for a cheering on the mushrooms.
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  Speaker 5: Mushrooms take out more of the dumb people. Go fungus,
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  Speaker 5: go fun guy. Yeah, I'm gonna root on them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fair enough, fair enough, keep going. Let's move
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  Speaker 1: on to story number two, Fight back from being eaton.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Story number two, hitchhiking fish have learned how to hide
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  Speaker 1: inside manta raise buttholes mm hmm, remora are shark like
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  Speaker 1: fish a unique suction cup shaped back fin, and with
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  Speaker 1: that fin, they tend to attach themselves to the stomachs
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  Speaker 1: of larger fish. Okay, they hit you ride with a bigger,
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  Speaker 1: scarier ocean dwellers.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: For safety and speed. Yeah uh.
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  Speaker 1: And as they do so, they tend to snack on parasites.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Oh nice, So it's a symbiotical.
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  Speaker 1: Other other smaller fish that would otherwise bother the host.
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  Speaker 5: Cool, it's win win. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, unfortunately any port in a storm, right m M.
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  Speaker 1: A diver recently spotted a seeking refuge from a manta
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  Speaker 1: ray by crawling up its buttole ah since God. Reviews
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  Speaker 1: of previous observations have indicated that mora's fine shelters and
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: raised rectums disturbingly often, not that often, but still too
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: often for comfort, which I would say once is too
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: often for comfort.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, stressing the ship out of that ray.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure did that diver get the fuck out of there,
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: just in case, because I don't not like that. Things
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  Speaker 5: just happened in other fucking dangerous things.
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  Speaker 1: Hasn't happened that particular diver already had at plug in
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  Speaker 1: smart because the pressure underwater?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because oh, it's because the pressure water you
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  Speaker 5: need to it depends.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah uh. The recent observation show that sometimes moura
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  Speaker 1: want more protection by crawling inside the whole cloaca, which
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: is of course the all purpose fish butthole.
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  Speaker 5: You know what's fucked up? Some goddamn psycho fucking chef
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  Speaker 5: is thinking, I need to catch one of those rays
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  Speaker 5: with one of those what did they called a remora
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  Speaker 5: inside it so I can cook it kind of like
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  Speaker 5: a ducan.
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  Speaker 1: But and what's worse In this case, the the diver
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  Speaker 1: inadvertently caused the incident because the remora, on seeing the diver,
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  Speaker 1: quickly inserted itself in to the match ray's cloacal opening.
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  Speaker 1: The manta understandably did not like this. Oh oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: oh that manton. Ray briefly shuddered, before continuing to swim
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  Speaker 1: away with the remora still inside of the clothes the study.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's fucked up. Man. If you need
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: to eat something, just eat the other animal. I get it, Like,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: what the fuck ever? Don't be crawling up in our
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  Speaker 5: things butts. It's gross the fuck. I don't like this story.
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  Speaker 5: I want another one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we can move on if you to forget all
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  Speaker 1: about it. Let's let's try and make you forget all
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: about that. Let's move on to story number three.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Australian cop sees two hundred thousand dollars worth of cockroaches
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  Speaker 1: at illegal bud bug farm.
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  Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Way, Australian police recently pulled the biggest in exotic insects
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  Speaker 1: seizure in Australian history African. They confiscated a mind blowing
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  Speaker 1: number of enormous cockroaches from a single bug breeder. They
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  Speaker 1: took away more than a hundred thousand verminous insects, which
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  Speaker 1: have a total estimated value of almost one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 7: Did they say which cockroaches they were? Like the African species?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I believe, so let me get further into the story. Unfortunately,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: for this particular bug breeder, Australia has very strict biosecurity laws.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I think we've covered this in a previous story. Yea,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: they have a single invasive species into their ecosystem food wracket.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're already on the fucking brink and all the
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: animals and insects are already trying to kill everything else there.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Well, like they are having. They had an issue with
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: the fucking wild boars too, and now we're going that
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: issue here. That's fine.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Most of the cockroach halls consisted of Dubia and Madagascar.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Hissing cockroaches are South American roaches, roughly the size of
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: an American cockroach or a palmetto bug. However, the latter,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the Madagascar hissing cockroach, is among the biggest roaches in
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: the world, growing up to be three inches long. We
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: used to can easily be the size of your palm.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Now imagine thousands of these crowing huge.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're massive. They had a they had an
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: exhibit of them at the Buffalo Zoo.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: So this whole time, there's been farms for cockroaches. Oh yes,
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: there is a market for the Why the whole all
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: the cockroaches in New York will be gone again?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: This is for a good reason. They're primarily sold as
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: food for other creatures, in this case lizards. Then it
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: makes sense tend to really like cockroaches as food. That's fair.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: So it's not like he was It's not like he
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: was doing some actual It's not like he was doing
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: some actual like bio terror thing. These these were literally
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: meant just to based on who he sold.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, fanatics, just a bunch of guys, guys
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: who own apartments.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I can't come unless I'm covered in him.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Sorry, guys, it's sex phobia is now on my list.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Now that's fucked up?
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Well, now that I've got to be past the worst
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: of it's time to figure out which story I would like,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: which one I would share, and which one I would
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: bitch about?
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Story number one California's asking nicely for everyone to stop poisoning.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Story number two hitchhiking fish have learned how to hide
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: inside mantaries buttholes. And finally, story number three, Australian copses
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars worth of cockroaches at a legal
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: bug firm. Now I won the last game, so I'm choosing, Yes,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: which story would I like? Which one would I share?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: And which one would I bitch about on social media?
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: Okay, I feel and this is more I feel like
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: I might be pulling a little bit more towards me.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: But the first story, the mushroom mushroom thing, people eating
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: mushrooms and doing it and poisoning themselves. Fucking I feel
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: like you would probably bitch about that on the internet,
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: mostly about people doing it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Why would you do that? That's not safe.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: If you don't know what it is, don't eat it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: It's not picking sh up off the ground and putting
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: it in your mouth. You're not five anymore. I hear
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: often here often.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: H then you probably would share the.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: God blanking always on the story. So at the Hissing
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: cockroaches was the last story, so you'd probably like, you'd
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: probably like the hissing cockroaches, but share the remorra one
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: just for the pure cringe factor.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: That's fair sair, Okay, interesting, all right? But Rob, yeah,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: maybe you can keep one of his and switch the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: other two, or you can go entirely your own way,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: going my wazer, all right, what do you want to do.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: We're gonna like the mushrooms because that's fucking funny, and
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: dummies that's what they get. We're gonna share the butt
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: fish because it's a butt fish.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: This is funny, man, It is now technically a butt fish.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: And we're gonna bitch about the cockroach thing because what
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: the fuck man, what happens is some evil genius breaks
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: into that ship and then he's got control of all
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: the cockroaches, and then we're kicked out of the apartments.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: They're watching our TVs eating our ice cream.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It's like Bushwick from the fucking Joe's Apartment or Mike's
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Apartment wherever.
• 25:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so dum so dumb. They made the entire I
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: don't know. I did not watch it anyway. No, I
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: knew that right now, all right, so I can tell
• 25:29
  Speaker 10: you that neither of you got it right.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: What I would have done, I would have I would
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: have shared the California poisoning themselves the mushroom story as
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: a warning you want to help people like guys. Yeah,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: it's a general rule usually. I'm like, I would be like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: we should not be eating things off the ground. I know,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: because my mom told me. I'm sorry your mom didn't ed.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I liked you fish in the man to Rayse, buttholes,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I thought that was funny.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: And I would bitch about the Cops season two hundred
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars fucking bugs because god damn it, bugs make
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: me sick. I'm like, uh, just just reading the passage
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: about the cockroach.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not a fan.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Thanks absolutely no thanks under no services. I'm glad they
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: confiscated them. Can they feed them malt animals and keep
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: them away from our houses? So by my, by my recollection,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: because this is difficult. I believe you got none of
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: them right. But I believe Stevie you got my bitch right.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: You win this round.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: I want to bitch fast.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: You did successfully hit the bitch. Yeah you get a point.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Oh fuck, yeah, I want to hit it again.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Just don't just don't hit bitches. It's not a good idea.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: It could be a bit everyone. All right, We're gonna
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: play game two when we come back right after this.
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• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: two is gonna be the Bitch is correct? What huh? Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I've got I've got five items up for bids here,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: and like a previous game with a very similar name,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: it's closest without going over wins. However, there are no
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: final bids rules this time. You get one shot oh
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: shitt to these items. You will alternate who goes first
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: and who goes last, because who goes last has a
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: slight advantage. So because Stevie won the last game, I'm
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: gonna let Aggie go last in this first bid, and
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you're gonna go first. Okay, all right, if you gentlemen
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: are both ready, first item up for bids is this
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: table salt gun. The bug Assault three point zero uses
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: ordinary table salt to kill bugs. No batteries required, features
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: pop up site indicator, and optional push safety. And this
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: listing can be yours if the Bitch is correct. Of course,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: being you, Stevie, you bid first. What do you think
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: this bug Assault three point zero gun costs shit?
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Twenty nine ninety nine twenty.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Nine ninety nine says Stevie and Augie, these.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Things are actually kind of cool. One four nine nine.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Four dollars ninety nine cents for four hundred ninety nine
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: dollars four hundred ninety nine, four hundred ninety nine dollars. Okay.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Stevie bids thirty dollars. Ougy bids four hundred ninety nine.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: The actual final auction price Bugasault three point oh gun
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: is one hundred forty five dollars. Stevie wins are listing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Still high, still way higher than I thought it was
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: gonna be. But damn I was thinking.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: I was thinking this thing was like tricked out.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we did have us pop up side.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: But all He's like, no, it is basically a super
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: soaper for table salt. Is basically all this.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: My boss has one of these in his office.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. He'sent. He's spent five hundred bucks.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I got jipped.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Our next item of forbids is this fantastic collectible card
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: game deck. This nineteen ninety nine Pokemon Lightning Bug theme
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: deck from the Base two set is factory sealed, and
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: this listing can be yours. If the bitch is correct, Augie,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you will be the first bitch.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: And I wish I never got rid of both of
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: my cards.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Still. Yeah, right, well see I'm going to say.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Three hundred, three hundred and steamage.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to say four to fifty four fifty.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you both overbid bit again, bidding lower than three
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: hundred Augie, all right, one hundred twenty dollars Stevie.
• 30:48
  Speaker 12: Seventy five seventy five dollars The actual final auction price
• 30:54
  Speaker 12: of this Pokemon Lightning Bug theme deck two hundred and
• 30:58
  Speaker 12: fifty dollars.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Augue, you were so one, dude, Yeah, you were just.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: I was like trying to remember what Pokemon cards actually
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: were worth, and they are worth quite a bit after
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: a while.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the older ones individually tend to be
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: worth more than like the theme, because you know what
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get with a theme. Yeah, I mean yes,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: all right, let's move on to our third forbids. This
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: is a novelty dress. This vintage fifties novelty dress by
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Jonathan Logan features a print covered in apples and ladybugs,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: and this listing goes to whichever bitch bids closest to
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the final auction price without going over Stevie this time
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: you start. Hold was the designer's name again, Jonathan Logan?
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, he is a bitch. Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna say.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You cannot guarantee Jonathan Logan is a bitch. I can't
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: f y tw is not stating whether.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: The identity.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: We have.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was having too much fun, which I
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: have seventy nine Stevie, Augie.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: He might not be a bit sh I'm thinking this
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: one is probably closer to like four hundred. Yeah, I'm
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: gonna go three hundred.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, three hundred. Audi. Uh So, Stevie you bid one
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: seven one seventy nine and Augie bids three hundred. The
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: actual final auction price of this vintage fifties lady Lady
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: bug and apple print dress two hundred and seventy five dollars.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Augie was just over Stevie.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Wo Holy crap, dude, that was cool to get twenty five.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: You're getting right there, guys.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Are really good.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Holy crap.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, it's two to one in favor of Stevie.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: You need both of these. Our next site of my
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: forbids is this handy bug shield. Say goodbye to blug
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: bug splatter, paint damage and endless scrubbing. This well visor
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: bug shield for the Lexus X four seventy is engineered
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to deflect insects, road debris and grime with easy installation,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: no drilling required. And this listing can be yours if
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: the bitch is correct, the bitch being you, and bid first.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: I got a clarifying question first, if you'd like, is it? Oh, yeah,
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: I'm like made by Lexus.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: No, it's made by this company, Wilbeiser, but it is
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: made specifically for this model of Lexus.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, so they're probably gonna charge you out for abhesive too. Yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: so it's okay adhesive.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: They're gonna charge you around two hundred bucks for it,
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: So I'm thinking two fifteen nice fifteen.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good call.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Fuck, I'm gonna say three.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've both overbid. Please bid again, bid lower than
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: two fifteen. Augie done one sixty one sixty five says Augi.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Stevie nine ninety nine dollars.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, says Stevie. Souh one sixty five said Aggie.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Ninety nine says ctev. The actual final auction price of
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: this Wellbeiser bug shield for the Lexus Lex four seventy
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty nine dollars. Stevie wins, sall, oh
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: you're so close. Oh Aggy just tipped over, keep over shooting,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: just tipped over by six bucks, and he's been.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Getting closer and closer.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Every one right again, we might as well play this
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: final I'm never gonna use it again. Our final item
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: that forbids is this horrendous collection of bugs. This unmounted
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: lot of bugs. Specimens have been carefully shrink wrapped to
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: pieces of cardboards to preserve them without damage. This collection
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: features over sixty specimens, mostly Beatles, including Longhorn, Stagged Rhino,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: and more. And this awful listing can be yours if
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: the bitch is correct and Stevie, this time you go
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: first the bit you are the bitch owe.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Twenty bucks.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Twenty dollars, says Stevie everywhere forty actual final auction price
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: four hundred and fifty dollars.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? Ogi wins that one outside right now,
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: I get a bunch of beatles.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: Okay, I knew it was going to be a bit
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: pricey because it's some of the bus you rambled off.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, those are sizeable beatles. Though, wasn't take
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: four hundred down like geez, I.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Mean it was intended for like scientific true, but like
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: so sh or or God help me freeze, He's.
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: Gotta be some other really good specimens on that.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: In any event, the game ends, Stevie has three listenings.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: He wins the game and gets two episode points. He
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: is up to three episode points. It is three to zero.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: He needs this last game in order to tie things up.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Our last game is worth three episode points and we're
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: gonna play it right after this.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: you are a fan of the Green Head, on over
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: to Peace, Love and Bud at three twenty self Transit
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Road in Lockport, New York. Tell him bfy tw senta
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: able to hook you up.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: three is gonna be the Dumpster Bitch.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: The Dumpster Bitch, Yeah, I've got all that one works
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Five categories. What it was either better or the bitch
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to fire it's honestly worse. I've got five categories here.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: All our players have to do is pick something about
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: that category that they do not like and they wish
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: would be thrown into the dumpster Bitch forever, where it
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: will stay and rot and be removed from society so
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: we never have to deal with it again. Whoever wins
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: a particular category gains that category. The first player to
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: three categories wins the game. He gets three episode points,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: as always the first four or something specific, but the
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: final one is a wild card. Can be anything, as
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: long as it's something you haven't already mentioned. On the
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: dumpster fire where the dumpster Bitch, as it were, so
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Auguil lost the last game, I'll gi you have the choice.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Do you want to make Stevie go first? You don't
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: want to go first yourself, knowing that you will alternate
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: until the end of the game, Stevie, Stevie's gonna go first. Sorry, Stevie,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: your first category is dollar stores? What about dollar stores
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: would you throw into a dumpster fire? And while the
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: dumpster bitch in this case, and why.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: As a frequent user of a dollar store not plenty
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: of dollar stores, I'm gonna say them. The fact that
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: everything is advertised as a low price, but in actuality
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: when you do shop and compare like a lot of
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: the common stuff. It's not it's a lot higher there.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: It's it's a hidden facade.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I like that. Uh, Augie, what about yourself?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: What about dollar stores? Would you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: They're shitty receiving department.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: They have next to no receiving at all.
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: Their cashiers are expected to do literally everything from receiving
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: to stocking, to cleaning, to price checking, do expiration checking. Basically,
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: it's one person has to do the job of an
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: entire department. Now, it's gotten better in a while, after
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: a while, but the biggest still, the biggest flaw is
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: definitely their lack of receiving and storage. That's why their produce.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Doesn't work because it doesn't have to store it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's fair, Okay, yeah, I thinks really good. All right,
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: So now I have to choose which one, and you
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: do have the ability to throw both in the dumps,
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: bitch if you want it to.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I mean I think I have before.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were goodly, I know, I'm sorry.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I mean it does suck that dollar stores no longer
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: sell anything for a dollar. If you've ever walked into one, yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: it's like it's a dollar twenty five or a dollar
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: fifty now, which you know is tied in with the
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: price of sky high grocery prices, right, But honestly, I
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: think is onto something because one of my biggest irritations
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: when going into a dollar stores, I never know when
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: where the hell i'metna find what I'm looking for? Right,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: it seems almost every time I walk into a dollar
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: store it is laid out differently than the last time
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I was there. I think they literally just take things
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: out and just kind of.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Put wherever they can find space almost.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Wherever, and they just it just doesn't matter. And of course,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: like because they sell pretty much stuff that's left over
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: that people didn't want at other stores. For the most part,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: like it's you never know what you're gonna see, so
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: you can't count on anything being there, which again is receiving.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to give that one to Augie. That's
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: one for.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Retail answer.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: It was a good shitty receiving sucks for everybody.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: It was a good call. I mean, if I if
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I had one like game winning insta win answer, it
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: probably would have been the fact that there are so
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: few employees there and they are paid so poorly that
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: they don't the ship. Yeah, I do not blame them.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I blame the company, corporate, franchise, corporate. But I'm almost
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: always waiting in line a lot longer than I do
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: it almost any other store because there's only one person there,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: because they can get away with it anyway. Moving on,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: our next category is painting minis. What part of painting
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: minis would you throw into a dumpster fire forever or
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: in this case the dumpster bitch and Augie, this time
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: you go first? Yeah? How long it takes?
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: No, Honestly, it's the fact that you need essentially an
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: artisan's kit just to fucking paint some minis like they
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: to be fair, a lot of minis get pretty detailed,
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: but that means you need to also get pretty detailed
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: when you paint them. Yeah, and that could be just
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: so time consuming and after.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: A while and just like fuck it, just splash paint
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: on it. I call it done solid green.
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: Just like the old g I Joe character.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm with you, Stevie. Let's see what
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: you got. What about painting minis would you throw into
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: a dumpster bitch?
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: The mini bros, the guys who judge people based on
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: their minis and like how even like like August and
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: the painting and shit, they will fucking you know, there's
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: always somebody who has to pick on somebody else for
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: some bullshit no matter what genre you're in. This isn't
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: a real thing with fucking Warhammer and shit where people
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: will get fucking bullied and shit based on how more
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: what armies they have and shit like I can only
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: afford this because the shit's fucking expensive type of thing.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I think Warhammer also has a rule to
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: where if your minis aren't painted like properly to standard,
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: you can't use them.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: You're not even allowed to use them.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, Okay, this is a real thing. Yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: well it's called paint shaming. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck?
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it's fucking stupid. I don't even I don't
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: even play this ship.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: It's why people don't go to shops and play it anymore,
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: because it's like, oh my.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: God, it's sucked up. And then that person the thing
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: they liked, they don't want to do anymore because.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: All right, sorry, he just swept this one that I
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: had no idea that even existed. But now that I know,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: holy ship, that's awful.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel so be like what this kid's first?
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I get mad about I want to
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: go in there and beat people's asses for this ship.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Throw the practice and the people who practice it into
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: the dumpster bitch forever.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, close the lid.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Well our third category. We've done Stevie and we've done me,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure we've never had as a character
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: as a category, as a character in himself, dude, as
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: a category. What about would you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: This time? Starting with Stevie, I'm gonna use the one
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I talked about last night's amazing.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, Aggie procrastinates so hard on something like housework.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: He wants to get done, and I'm going to use
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: the specific example of one thing, tearing.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Up his fucking carpet. How many years, Aggie have you
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: started on this?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Three years?
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: He started with a panel he cut, He's cut two
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: panels out. You walk upstairs. It goes from the kitchen floor.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: The transition's gone to fucking plywood to part of a carpet,
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: to carpet to a rug. Put Aggie put over the.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: Carpet, so the carpet was there. FYI, it was also
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: stained the fucking ship.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: The problem is is that the baseboard is all fucked.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: It's jacked.
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: It's completely jack I don't have the money or time
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: to put into it right now or then, so I'm
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: just procrastinating because there's a lot of work and a
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: lot of money be thrown in, and every time I'm
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: getting ready to do it, the roof caves in, or
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: the tractor's wheel pops off, or you know, I just want.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: The carpeting gone. That's it. Just cut it out and
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: get rid of it.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: So it's up your triple over a lot. It gets
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: flippers in your feet.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Procrastination on certain fair enough, not just that one, just
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Everything else is fucking great on every I there's the problem.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: This is the hardest thing ever, because I'm like, I
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: don't know, how do you nippick? You can't, you can't
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: nips just Unfortunately there's one. I'm like, you know what,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: he hasn't touched it like three fucking years, aside from
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: his minies because he finally did one paint job. I
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: should have used that pat minis that would have been great.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: I guess the only thing I can think there's nothing. Dude,
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: it's like a perfect roommate.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Fair enough, Okay, Uh, what would you throw into a
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: dumpster fire about yourself?
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: You know, you are a real bitch for making me
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: think I spent all day Listen, it's only fair. But like,
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: I'm like at work thinking like, what the fuck do
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: I even like? There's so much critique about myself? What
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: do what do I single out?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: And actually, so your problems not I can't find anything.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Your problem is there's too many things.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: I'm not flawless in any way.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Man Like I am probably one of the most flawed
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: motherfuckers you'll meet. It's how you wear the flaws is
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: what it matters.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: But I think that I can't agree with that too.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I think my the thing I would throw
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: in the dumpster fire for me personally would be the
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: fact that my brain outruns my mouth.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Which is why I trip over my words so much.
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, there's basically imagine and I and again I was
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: at work, so excuse the metaphor imagine if you will.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: That I my body is a pond.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: No body.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: I like it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: My body, my brain, my body, and my skull. Everything
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: is a pot My brain is the pump. My pump
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: is a little too strong from my pond.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, you over compensated your brain. Yeah, so you got
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: a big ass brain.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: More like, I tend to think a lot faster, and
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: sometimes when I'm trying to say something, maybe I'll slur
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: a word, or combine a word, or say something completely
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: different and then have to correct myself two seconds later.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: It's because my brain works faster.
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: Than my mouth, and because I also have ADHD, it
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: sometimes decides to go left or fair.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: That's fair, I get that, okay part of his brain
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: to get out. Yeah, I think you can do with
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: a nice Brad. I watched a movie once.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: This is tough because I I feel like Augie's answer
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: was a lot more personal to him, and I mean
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: compared to compared to yours, Tevie, it was a lot less.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Hey, mine was a bitch answer. I mean it was
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: I thought we were going with yeah, But in this.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Case, I'm going with Augie because that felt a lot
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: more real for something that needs to be thrown into
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: the dumpster. Bitch to be gone forever so he could
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: so he could finally let his mouth and his brain
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: work at the same frequency.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, he doesn't need to work on that.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: And one of the reasons I think, what a fucking bitch.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: One of the reasons one of the reasons that I
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: honor that is because my answer would have been because
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: he's such a good joke sniper. Yeah. Part of me
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: wishes he worked on his comedy skills more because I
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: think if he genuinely honed that part of his crab,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: he could be, Oh my god, legit famous.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: He could take over for me. And I want to
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: do this anymore.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: My problem is is that spouting line after a line
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: of anything means eventually I'm going to start tripping over words.
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: I'm going to start words.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: It happens a lot, but ago that would.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Help with this, So you know, it's made it easy
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: for me to pick anyway. Ogi has two categories. He
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: just needs one more to tie up the whole game.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: We're moving on to our fourth category, which is the
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: word bitch. What about the word bitch? Would you throw
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: into a dumpster fire? And this time we start with Ougi.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Oh shit, take mine or no? I don't know, because
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: if you already.
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: To think of something else, I don't know what you think.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you're thinking we talked about it. Oh,
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, I guess the fact is that it's.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: That it was used to describe a female dot doesn't
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: make sense. I don't know why they decided to use
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: it for that specifically, they use it for a lot
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: of knines. Actually, no, you think about it.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know why we decided to that.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I think it's I think it could be called something else.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: I mean, we call female cats queens, for God's sake,
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: so like, why can't we call female dogs something different?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I did not know that. Yeah, female cats are queens.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Never are male cats kings?
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: No, they're Tom's tomcats.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, toms and queens. All right, Well sounds like a
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: fun Saturday night. Okay, So Stevie, what about the word bitch?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Would you throw into the dumpster fire?
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Just clarify as the same thing or not? So I
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: need to know that it's not always used exclusively for everyone.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: It shouldn't be just for female like bitch seems like
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: a lot. I know we're trying to like push down
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: a lot this episode. Like everybody literally specified female.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Dogs specifying the animal this case, and I think weirdly,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: his complaint was that it was used in a scientific
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: sense for female. Yeah, it doesn't need to be, but
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: but I think I think it was that before it
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: became an insult rather around.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a history.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Scientists were like bitch. I like this word for females.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: It's perfect, it fits them so perfectly.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: So as it happens, Stevie has hit on my instant
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: win answer for this one. Yes, people who still use
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: the word bitch as a female only insult can go
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: straight into the dumpster. Yes, agreed, anyone can be a bitch.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I said it years ago and I stand agreed.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, by t W does does improve that.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Stevie wins that one. It is two categories to two.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: It's going to it's going to come down to the
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: wild car. Either Augie is going to tie the game
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and will end in a draw where Stevie will have
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: another full house a clean sweep. Our final category is,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: of course, as it always is, the wild card. You
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: can pick anything as long as you haven't used it before. Uh,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: and this time Stevie you will.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Go I'm going first.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, what if anything would you like to throw
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: in the dumpster? Bitch forever?
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: My lack of actual productive free time time that I
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: actually need to get other things done. Not like I'm
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: out of work and I have like the next five
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: hours before I go to sleep to get stuffed done.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: I mean productive actual time where I have nothing else
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: going on but just tasks that I need to get completed.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: That because I've only got so much time, like I
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: got summer break, you know, and that helps a lot
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: with a lot of shit. But during the week it's hard.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: You're getting up at four point thirty in the morning
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: getting all the shit done, and then we're on your feet,
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: oh goddamn day and shit, and it's like you get home,
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: like all right, now, we gotta get dinner ready and
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: all this other shit, and then I can might be
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: able to start all project, but never finish it.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Not that day.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: It's impossible. Laundry is difficult. It's like no time, like
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: you know that. That's what I mean.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I have Sadly for you, I have fixed most of
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: these issues by working from home, which is which makes
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: a lot of that very easy.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: I wish I could.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish you could too.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: I wish you could make and then just come and
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: get No.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I just I got very lucky after not being very
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: lucky for a long time.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: You've learned.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Okay, but I think that's very good and we'll
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: have to see if you can beat that.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Well, he's pretty good at the ship.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: What if anything throw into the dumpster, bitch forever.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: I would throw uh.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: Any influencers that benefits off of poor cities or towns
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: that they visit for views. Oftentimes there are things. There
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: are people I'm not going to go into specifics.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: You know who they are.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: They're people who go in with video cameras. They go
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: into people like go into like villages, they go into towns,
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: they go into cities, and then they make a scene
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: or they say some shit they shouldn't be saying, like
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: you know, saying on like in public or something like that,
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: or they like try to do like fucking stuff. I'm
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: trying not to be specific because I don't want to
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: talk call out anyone specific, but there's there's a lot
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: of influence, especially to TikTok influencers that just feel compelled
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: that they need to go to these towns like cities,
• 54:48
  Speaker 7: towns or whatever and then do shit that's just not okay, and.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Like it's rude to the public that live there. It's
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: rude to the people that live there.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: It's rude to their nation, and it's and it's just
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: it's route to anyone viewing because you're not showing anything.
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: You're just showing that you're doing something for just clout
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: and you're doing it like even if there's no spite
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: or hate behind it, you shouldn't do it just because
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: it's making you money.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll change my answer to Nazis.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Please ye again Nazis. You have already been down the
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Nazi so yeah, could have stopped at influencers and still
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: won a completely got this in the back. I have
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: not seen any of those people. Whoever, those people.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: I'm on a lot of like sites like right and
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: stuff like that where pops up they.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Get mistaken for a Manta ray by Remorra.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's fitting I.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: But yes, while I deeply wish Stevie could have more
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: free time, all right, and if the lotto tickets I
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: got for my birthday actually pan out and I can
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: afford to pay you guys to do b f I
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: tw full time, then that will become a reality. But
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I mean it would be the greatest person ever. Got
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to wait a few more days to find out but
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I think in this case, Augie clearly has the better
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: thing that needs to go bye bye forever. I do enjoy,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I will admit, and this is more of my dad's
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: doing than anything. I do enjoy those influencers who do
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: go to core spaces or poor neighbors and actually help.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Like there's one my dad loves who he's literally a
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: guy who owns his own long care business. He literally
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: just goes up to find like overgrown or badly taking
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: care of spaces, and he's like, he talks to the
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: owner for a bit, figures out, Okay, if you can't
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: afford it, I'm willing to do this for free as
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: long as you don't mind me filming it for my
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: TikTok channel. And then he films it. But then on
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: top of that, he has a a charity like nonprofit
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: that he's set up that actually helps people who are
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: in these poor circumstances and can't get help through other means.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: So he finished up with this one lady's whose backyard
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: was basically a jungle, got all that shit out of there,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: got it all cleaned up. Her her yard looked beautiful
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: and you could actually see your driveway just just cleaned
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: everything up, made it all look good, and then took
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: her out back and showed her everything. And then he said,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: here's eight hundred dollars because I know you've been struggling.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: This is out of my own money, and here's twenty
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: four hundred dollars from my nonprofit. They're going to pay
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: your last three months of rent that you've missed on. Literally,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: just like that shit fucking And I don't know, maybe
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: he makes ten grand per video.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but but still that still like, I'll
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: have to say this one too, just because there's a
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: guy I know it's on TikTok. I'm sorry, but he's
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: a Pokemon dealer. He goes all these conventions all the time.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: I've seen this one and he hooks up these kids
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: like first time ye traders and st oh my god,
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: like donations, people like no, take my collection and give
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: it to and they they'll tell the kid and stuff,
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: and then they wait. The kid comes in and he's like, no,
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: this is for you, or he wants to do his
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: first trade with him, you know trade, and he'll give
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: them whatever they want out of any of the cases.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: It's fucking brilliant and in a.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Lot of cases his own viewers will pay.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, a lot of them are.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, okay, well now I'm gonna do
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: this on top of that, because here's it's just like here,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: take this. You know, it just will help you with
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: your collections. And that kid's gonna remember that for the
• 58:32
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  Speaker 5: The first time back. After Aaron wins.
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