Latest / The Breakfast Club / Interview: Gary Owen Finally Makes It To Netflix
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Every day a week. Click your glass up the Breakfast Club.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Finish for y'all morning.
- 0:07Speaker 3: Everybody is the DJ en Vy Jesse, hilarious, Charlamagne the guy.
- 0:10Speaker 4: We are the Breakfast Club Lawla Roses here as well.
- 0:13Speaker 3: We got a special guest in the building, our guy,
- 0:15Speaker 3: and we gotta congratulate him.
- 0:17Speaker 5: Finally, man, finally, Yeah.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Take that. Robbie Proul.
- 0:35Speaker 6: It makes all the decisions for the stand up specials.
- 0:37Speaker 6: Nobody ever wants to say his name, but he always
- 0:39Speaker 6: says no. So fum Robbie Proul, Robbie.
- 0:43Speaker 2: It wouldn't be so.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Funny if they banned this episode just because of Gary.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Don't have thought about that. I was like, let's not
- 0:50Speaker 2: upload this one.
- 0:50Speaker 1: That's left the message on your I G.
- 0:54Speaker 4: I was like, how are you feeling good?
- 0:59Speaker 2: You finally mean the Netflix? Thank you, thank you? Breakfast Club?
- 1:02Speaker 6: It good good. What are you looking around for right now?
- 1:07Speaker 1: Not on the Epstein files or the Diddy files? No files?
- 1:11Speaker 2: Man, damn now, were you good job? No? I don't know.
- 1:13Speaker 7: I didn't look, you know, because they got that uh
- 1:17Speaker 7: that tip line, and the tip line you could just
- 1:19Speaker 7: call in and say whatever, wow.
- 1:21Speaker 8: People.
- 1:23Speaker 1: Look spoke too soon.
- 1:25Speaker 6: I wouldn't slow down.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Gary, I am.
- 1:28Speaker 1: I'm proud of you.
- 1:29Speaker 3: I'll tell you last time you were hear the clips
- 1:31Speaker 3: that you have been uploading, I've been hilarious.
- 1:33Speaker 8: Oh my god.
- 1:34Speaker 3: People are if they haven't seen you because you sell
- 1:36Speaker 3: out so many shows, but if they have it, they
- 1:38Speaker 3: get a chance to see what your show was like
- 1:40Speaker 3: and hilarious.
- 1:41Speaker 4: Man, I love seeing you live doing comcts and moved on.
- 1:43Speaker 6: From the comedy clubs. We congratulations, I've been doing but
- 1:49Speaker 6: you mix it up like comic But now it's just
- 1:51Speaker 6: I couldn't go at that pace. We were doing like
- 1:54Speaker 6: ten eleven shows at the club. So like Saturday, I'm
- 1:58Speaker 6: at the Brooklyn at the King's Theater.
- 2:00Speaker 4: King statedia yeh yeah, yeah yeah.
- 2:01Speaker 6: And then Boston Friday. I don't know, I gotta higher
- 2:04Speaker 6: cities so yet. Also that most of them been sold out,
- 2:09Speaker 6: that's amazing. I think the only one that I don't
- 2:11Speaker 6: know what happened in Tucson almost packed, but it wasn't
- 2:14Speaker 6: sold Yeah, it was a Sunday though, there's some gem
- 2:17Speaker 6: show they said, yeah hard Oh I just felt like
- 2:22Speaker 6: saying it.
- 2:23Speaker 2: I don't know, no feelings, bro, Like, are you vulting.
- 2:27Speaker 9: Anybody just earn it's a cancer culture before it happens.
- 2:34Speaker 2: Thing as canceled culture.
- 2:35Speaker 1: They try, and they're still trying.
- 2:37Speaker 2: I think it's more outraged culture.
- 2:39Speaker 7: People getting mad on social media and then you know,
- 2:41Speaker 7: everybody moves on to something.
- 2:42Speaker 8: Else to cancel you.
- 2:45Speaker 10: When did they try to go? I haven't seen you.
- 2:48Speaker 6: Yeah they did. Special needs came after me, hardcore specially.
- 2:53Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what happened?
- 2:56Speaker 4: They come?
- 2:56Speaker 6: I gotta it's so funny. I got a special needs cousin. Yeah, I.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Caught it.
- 3:05Speaker 2: I none of that community. I don't see.
- 3:08Speaker 10: That didn't come across my timeline.
- 3:09Speaker 6: That was a while.
- 3:10Speaker 1: I mean you could google it.
- 3:11Speaker 6: It's on there. Because they flew me to d C.
- 3:13Speaker 6: I had to speak with all these specials people. It
- 3:15Speaker 6: was wild.
- 3:16Speaker 9: Oh.
- 3:16Speaker 6: They were trying to tell me how to tell my jokes.
- 3:19Speaker 6: I was like, you're kidding me right now?
- 3:21Speaker 8: Wow?
- 3:22Speaker 11: So so for them to understand, they want you to
- 3:24Speaker 11: tell us their way for them to understand, right.
- 3:26Speaker 6: No, they I did a joke in twenty thirteen in
- 3:30Speaker 6: my special.
- 3:34Speaker 2: It's because I said the.
- 3:35Speaker 6: R word is what the really was? Retarded?
- 3:38Speaker 2: Oh god, they.
- 3:41Speaker 6: Said, I I said in my special but in my
- 3:44Speaker 6: special I use it as a description, not a put down.
- 3:47Speaker 6: Like I got it because Tina she's retarded. I got
- 3:50Speaker 6: it because of Joey he's tall. Description it was down.
- 3:54Speaker 6: I was putting context to the joke.
- 3:56Speaker 2: So the word is in the dictionary. That's what I
- 3:58Speaker 2: wanted to like, it's the actual word.
- 4:01Speaker 6: Well, here's what got me especially come out in twenty thirteen.
- 4:04Speaker 6: And it wasn't especially these people as their advocates. They
- 4:06Speaker 6: came after me. They came after me in twenty sixteen.
- 4:09Speaker 6: I was like, and you're calling them slow especially was
- 4:12Speaker 6: out for three years?
- 4:13Speaker 12: What you like, why would you get mad at something
- 4:17Speaker 12: that had been out for three years but they're slow O.
- 4:21Speaker 12: That made no sense, Like they was like, don't joke
- 4:25Speaker 12: anymore the jokes I'm talking about right now?
- 4:30Speaker 6: And they and they I was the perfect level of
- 4:33Speaker 6: celebrity come after because I wasn't big enough that I
- 4:36Speaker 6: could say f off, but I was big enough that
- 4:39Speaker 6: they can get some press behind it got right. And
- 4:41Speaker 6: the only reason we met with them is because I
- 4:45Speaker 6: had the reality show at the time. They were calling
- 4:47Speaker 6: like the advertisers. They were basically like, well, we won't
- 4:50Speaker 6: advertise on the show and like that. That's that's why
- 4:53Speaker 6: I met with them. And then my publicist created some
- 4:55Speaker 6: fake apology that they read, I'm glad you bought them.
- 4:59Speaker 2: I told you the other death that you go into
- 5:01Speaker 2: a lunch. She said something. She said lunch.
- 5:06Speaker 8: I remember, No, I didn't say anything about them.
- 5:08Speaker 2: That can't happen. You can lunch apologize.
- 5:12Speaker 6: I was at. It wasn't a lunch. It was like
- 5:15Speaker 6: it was weird because it was like they put every
- 5:18Speaker 6: every level of of special needs in the room they had,
- 5:22Speaker 6: but they had a black guy, a black girl, a
- 5:24Speaker 6: white guy, a white girl, and it was all the gamuts.
- 5:29Speaker 6: The one that looked like it, the one that didn't
- 5:30Speaker 6: look like it. It was a lot.
- 5:33Speaker 2: What were you supposed to learn?
- 5:34Speaker 6: I have no idea.
- 5:35Speaker 1: They Goby was, I'm not going to imitate him.
- 5:39Speaker 6: But when he tried to tell me how to tell
- 5:40Speaker 6: my joke, I.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Went trying to tell you, that's what I'm saying.
- 5:46Speaker 4: It's so bad, just described.
- 5:47Speaker 1: It, said I I just I go.
- 5:53Speaker 6: Then you guys got to tell me what's funny, because
- 5:55Speaker 6: if I have a cousin and she does something funny,
- 5:58Speaker 6: how am I supposed to address it? Just got I can't.
- 6:02Speaker 6: I can't, can't go there. It was it was a lot,
- 6:06Speaker 6: and I'm sitting here looking like this, maybe like me
- 6:09Speaker 6: telling Lebron how to shoot a jumper. Yes, years ago,
- 6:13Speaker 6: ten years ago.
- 6:14Speaker 10: But that's so that's the last time you was canceled.
- 6:16Speaker 6: They tried to cancel okay, damn.
- 6:17Speaker 10: Yeah, So then you're good. You keep You said it
- 6:19Speaker 10: like it was like recent stuff.
- 6:21Speaker 6: Oh, I mean we just did the twenty sixteen twenty
- 6:23Speaker 6: twenty six challenges. I remember it brought it back. But
- 6:27Speaker 6: it feels good to be here during Black History Month?
- 6:29Speaker 6: Oh wow, wow, I don't know.
- 6:30Speaker 1: It feels right. So what do you do it for.
- 6:33Speaker 4: Black History Month?
- 6:34Speaker 1: Just cranking out more mixed babies.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Back in the community for a long time?
- 6:40Speaker 4: A lot?
- 6:40Speaker 6: Yeah you have, you have, Yeah, you have. I know
- 6:43Speaker 6: what you want to number with?
- 6:43Speaker 2: Two new girl?
- 6:45Speaker 6: We had twins. Twins.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, that's what it was.
- 6:49Speaker 6: It was two for one.
- 6:50Speaker 10: Wow, is she pregnant again?
- 6:52Speaker 2: No?
- 6:52Speaker 13: Okay, you said, because you said cranking out more mixed baby,
- 6:55Speaker 13: I didn't know. I didn't know if you meant she
- 6:58Speaker 13: was expecting.
- 6:59Speaker 6: Oh, we might try again. I don't know.
- 7:02Speaker 7: Do you think maturity makes comedians sharper or more careful
- 7:05Speaker 7: because you, like you said, you got a fresh new
- 7:06Speaker 7: set of twins. And I was having a conversation with
- 7:08Speaker 7: a comedian for another day and he was like, no, man,
- 7:09Speaker 7: I got miles of feet.
- 7:10Speaker 6: So Michael's right there.
- 7:14Speaker 7: Michael's exactly like he was saying that, saying that he
- 7:17Speaker 7: got to be more careful.
- 7:18Speaker 2: So what do you think.
- 7:20Speaker 6: I think whatever you say, just there's there could be
- 7:23Speaker 6: repercussions that come with it. I think comedians should be
- 7:25Speaker 6: able to say what they want, but just know if
- 7:27Speaker 6: you say that, there could be repercussions. I think, just
- 7:31Speaker 6: like we're talking about special needs. The problem is when
- 7:34Speaker 6: people go to a show, if they if they like
- 7:37Speaker 6: if they have a specially's cousin or son, they think
- 7:39Speaker 6: you're talking directly to them, right, we're not. We don't
- 7:42Speaker 6: know you. You know, this is a trans community is
- 7:44Speaker 6: a big thing now too, like we don't shut it up.
- 7:47Speaker 11: Sorry, this mother is crazy.
- 7:53Speaker 1: I thought, what's happening.
- 8:17Speaker 4: There's get away from any jokes. Are concerned in your
- 8:19Speaker 4: ex your ex wife.
- 8:21Speaker 6: And honestly, it doesn't really come up anymore.
- 8:22Speaker 1: It's it's so in the past. Yeah, that was good,
- 8:28Speaker 1: but that's off the cuff. That's not written jokes.
- 8:31Speaker 6: So obviously people will yell off, how very now and
- 8:33Speaker 6: then you addressed it, But there's never here the thing,
- 8:35Speaker 6: there's never a malicious intent, just a joke.
- 8:38Speaker 11: But that that ship was funny, And did you really
- 8:41Speaker 11: think Africa was the country?
- 8:42Speaker 6: Yes? That one. Yeah, I messed up. There's a bit
- 8:48Speaker 6: that these girls were diplomats from Africa because I have
- 8:51Speaker 6: I have a very diverse fan base, so it wasn't real. No,
- 8:56Speaker 6: they were just sitting in the front and they said
- 8:58Speaker 6: you do and they said we're diplomats from Africa, and
- 9:01Speaker 6: I said something like, oh the country, it's like it's
- 9:04Speaker 6: a continent.
- 9:05Speaker 1: I go, okay, you got me, man, I really thought it.
- 9:10Speaker 6: Was a country.
- 9:11Speaker 1: So you do.
- 9:12Speaker 11: You do a lot of crowd work, right, but now
- 9:13Speaker 11: that you're in theaters, how is that going to work?
- 9:16Speaker 1: I still do it.
- 9:17Speaker 6: Here's the thing. You can say a lot. We just
- 9:19Speaker 6: were rolling all the time. The camera guys are rolling,
- 9:22Speaker 6: so you'll get like a two minute clip, but I
- 9:25Speaker 6: give them an hour of material. But we might mess
- 9:28Speaker 6: with the audience a little bit. Clubs are easier too,
- 9:30Speaker 6: because they're right there and they're looking theater is a
- 9:33Speaker 6: little tougher because if they're not lit, you can't see
- 9:37Speaker 6: a lot.
- 9:37Speaker 8: Yeah, and you know they get.
- 9:38Speaker 6: Farther back, and you gotta make sure the audience knows
- 9:41Speaker 6: what you're talking about. It they can see you, they
- 9:43Speaker 6: know who you're talking about in the theater. If you're
- 9:45Speaker 6: in the balcony, you don't know what's going on in
- 9:46Speaker 6: the front row. But like somebody comes in late, somebody
- 9:49Speaker 6: does a funny laugh. You know, you still get the crowworks,
- 9:52Speaker 6: just you don't get ten shows to clip it up.
- 9:55Speaker 3: You feel like you lose your edge when you're the best,
- 10:00Speaker 3: But you do the best, you know, Netflix, bo look
- 10:04Speaker 3: at me.
- 10:06Speaker 6: No special not needed?
- 10:07Speaker 1: Yeah, what's those prices in today's price on YouTube?
- 10:11Speaker 2: Though?
- 10:11Speaker 1: That's all I need.
- 10:12Speaker 6: I don't need that. I got my next specials coming
- 10:14Speaker 6: out March seventh on YouTube. It's called No Hard Feelings.
- 10:18Speaker 6: So we're just I'm just filming, like I had two
- 10:20Speaker 6: specials out last year, and I'm went into two specials
- 10:23Speaker 6: this year. So we filmed the last one two weeks
- 10:25Speaker 6: ago in DC and then we're gonna do another one
- 10:28Speaker 6: in December. So well we're just gonna crack them out.
- 10:30Speaker 6: And the good. Where I'm at now is good because
- 10:33Speaker 6: I don't have to submit to Netflix. And wait, I'm like,
- 10:36Speaker 6: look here it is. We're putting on YouTube March seventh.
- 10:38Speaker 6: If you want to take it off my hands, that's fine,
- 10:41Speaker 6: but you gotta do so on March seventh, or we're
- 10:43Speaker 6: putting on YouTube. You know what I mean.
- 10:45Speaker 2: But you built a whole career without Netflix.
- 10:46Speaker 7: So do you feel like that proves you don't need
- 10:48Speaker 7: them or does it still feel like that missing infinity stone,
- 10:51Speaker 7: like I need that I don't need it.
- 10:53Speaker 6: It does feel like a birthday party I wasn't invited to,
- 10:56Speaker 6: like I was in, Like you're in elementary school and
- 10:58Speaker 6: all your your friends got invited and you're just like, dang,
- 11:01Speaker 6: I'm not invited.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't parties now.
- 11:05Speaker 1: I went to some parties, nightclubs, never the house.
- 11:08Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, no, I never felt that way.
- 11:11Speaker 3: And he used to have to told you why they
- 11:13Speaker 3: don't want your special on Netflix? Was there reason you
- 11:15Speaker 3: have a conversation?
- 11:15Speaker 6: Does it matter? Yes, they're gonna lie because I'll tell you,
- 11:20Speaker 6: but I'll put it like this. One time Netflix told
- 11:23Speaker 6: me they couldn't do the special because they their money
- 11:27Speaker 6: was out they had spent all their money on specials
- 11:30Speaker 6: that you but then Matt Riife got one and I went,
- 11:34Speaker 6: he deserves it. Though tickets went through the roof, you'd
- 11:37Speaker 6: be stupid not to give the one. Right. Yes, this
- 11:39Speaker 6: is knock on him, but I was like, I thought
- 11:40Speaker 6: the money right now if they paid him before you
- 11:42Speaker 6: heard the announcement. No, this all just happened. I talked
- 11:44Speaker 6: to his people, Eric, Eric Griffin does most of his
- 11:49Speaker 6: directs most of it. He's a comedian, so I talked
- 11:51Speaker 6: to Eric all the time, so I just asked him.
- 11:53Speaker 6: So that was a BS answer. Now Hulu's getting in
- 11:56Speaker 6: the stand up space, right, Hulu said when we submitted
- 12:00Speaker 6: for Hulu, they said we're going off Netflix analytics. So
- 12:03Speaker 6: we're like Bill burdwent over to Hulu and stuff like that.
- 12:06Speaker 6: So they're like, if you don't have Netflix special, we
- 12:08Speaker 6: don't know what numbers he's bringing to the table. But
- 12:13Speaker 6: but I believe just got a Hulu special. He at
- 12:15Speaker 6: never had a special. So that was bullshit.
- 12:17Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter the reason.
- 12:19Speaker 6: They're just gonna be su and you're gonna drive yourself crazy,
- 12:22Speaker 6: so just do it on your own.
- 12:24Speaker 8: So do you believe that you're white Bull in some way,
- 12:26Speaker 8: Gooby white Bull, Like yeah, because that's.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Like it doesn't That's the thing.
- 12:32Speaker 6: It doesn't matter at this point. The YouTube's find facebooks
- 12:35Speaker 6: where all the people don't realize facebooks were I built
- 12:38Speaker 6: a big part of my fan base. That's where I
- 12:39Speaker 6: got the most followers, the most interaction. Y'all got one video.
- 12:44Speaker 6: It's got like eighty million, eighty million and so, and
- 12:50Speaker 6: it was, Uh, it was in Baltimore at the Comedy Factory.
- 12:52Speaker 6: It was I imitated like four people at the same time,
- 12:55Speaker 6: and I forgot about it. We did in February last year,
- 12:58Speaker 6: and we didn't post it until July, and I remember
- 13:01Speaker 6: the guy does my videos. He was like, you know,
- 13:03Speaker 6: I think we got something here. I said, really, because yeah,
- 13:05Speaker 6: it's like you're imantating four peoplet the same time. He goes,
- 13:07Speaker 6: but it's like seamless. But in the moment you don't
- 13:09Speaker 6: realize that you're just going on with your set. But
- 13:11Speaker 6: then when it aired, when we posted it, it, it's
- 13:15Speaker 6: rare you get a clip that hits on every platform.
- 13:17Speaker 6: It hit on YouTube, it hit on Twitter, it hit
- 13:22Speaker 6: on Instagram, it hit on TikTok. I was like damn,
- 13:24Speaker 6: this thing hit everywhere and then we did the numbers
- 13:27Speaker 6: and we're like, dude, we're like eighty million right now
- 13:30Speaker 6: on the three minute clip.
- 13:31Speaker 7: So when these companies give you like nose, do they
- 13:33Speaker 7: give you like polite noes or like like you know, we.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Love you, just not right now, Gary, or.
- 13:38Speaker 6: I don't know. I just hear it from my agnner manager.
- 13:41Speaker 8: I don't hear it from you now in the meetings.
- 13:43Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not talking to them, but they don't really
- 13:45Speaker 6: they don't really give a response. There's no like offer
- 13:47Speaker 6: or anything. So but it's it's fine now.
- 13:51Speaker 8: I know YouTube, I know bottom on DC Love.
- 13:53Speaker 2: You don't sound like you don't.
- 13:54Speaker 7: Sound like it's fine guy, Yeah, you don't say that confidently.
- 13:57Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 13:57Speaker 10: I think he actually is happy because he's still because.
- 14:01Speaker 7: I've heard people talk about YouTube and Facebook with confidence
- 14:04Speaker 7: like you don't say with confidence.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I thought he did start over.
- 14:13Speaker 4: Does it make you feel anyway?
- 14:14Speaker 3: Like, because I know I'm sure you watched some comedian
- 14:17Speaker 3: specials on Netflix.
- 14:18Speaker 4: There's a couple and I know you probably said that
- 14:20Speaker 4: trash and like I would have killed it?
- 14:22Speaker 6: Is that?
- 14:22Speaker 4: Does that ball at all? No, not really saying names,
- 14:25Speaker 4: of course, not really.
- 14:29Speaker 6: I mean one of them came up here and was
- 14:30Speaker 6: angry Nate Leonard.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy.
- 14:41Speaker 7: No Monique Sland the gas ain't doing no, no, Monique.
- 14:48Speaker 7: I didn't watch I didn't. I don't watch a lot
- 14:50Speaker 7: of specials.
- 14:51Speaker 6: You watched clips. But then you hear the internet will
- 14:53Speaker 6: tell you this one's fire, this one's garbage.
- 14:56Speaker 4: But you can't go.
- 14:58Speaker 1: I didn't say your name.
- 14:59Speaker 2: You guys said your n No, you said Lenard. We
- 15:01Speaker 2: know what that means. Right there on the wall. Actually,
- 15:04Speaker 2: her Nie screaming right there on the wall.
- 15:08Speaker 4: Yes, Gary didn't make the wall.
- 15:11Speaker 8: Gary is on the wall.
- 15:12Speaker 1: We have nobody white sharing that is Miller.
- 15:21Speaker 13: Oh my god, Joe with the beard.
- 15:28Speaker 2: And Gary is on the wall, not.
- 15:32Speaker 1: The takash one should have been on here. That was
- 15:34Speaker 1: a classic interest.
- 15:35Speaker 8: And wow, that would have been funny to.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Get what I thought.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Gary was not on the wall.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Charlotte made him dressed up as that was going.
- 15:43Speaker 6: That was that was money, that's money. Yeah, that was
- 15:46Speaker 6: money in the bank right there.
- 15:47Speaker 2: We got room for it.
- 15:48Speaker 8: I was.
- 15:48Speaker 6: I was in make up for like three hours.
- 15:51Speaker 2: We got room for it.
- 15:52Speaker 8: We'll committe yo, look, so put me right next money.
- 15:56Speaker 7: Oh god, you get on your ass this week, but
- 16:00Speaker 7: she will Saturday though you did, no, but you was
- 16:03Speaker 7: hitting at it. No, I'm saying what I heard. Maybe
- 16:07Speaker 7: we should believe her name. Neither one of us need that.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna out.
- 16:12Speaker 6: Yeah, well one of the sights had a garbage one too.
- 16:15Speaker 6: We'll just throw another.
- 16:15Speaker 2: Ones out there.
- 16:16Speaker 1: Don't cover history women some more garbage used. Attack all
- 16:25Speaker 1: of them one. You don't go one, you go all
- 16:29Speaker 1: of them.
- 16:30Speaker 10: No counterparts, they don't know.
- 16:32Speaker 6: No, we're not doing that day tack on Black women day?
- 16:38Speaker 2: Were you told me you didn't like matt Rice?
- 16:40Speaker 6: Yeah, garbage, They're all garbage. Actually, you know what if
- 16:43Speaker 6: you're gonna go in, go in on all of them.
- 16:45Speaker 6: Mike Kep's latest one terrible, very high rated, delusional, garbage,
- 16:50Speaker 6: very high. Donelle's garbage. His whole career is garbage. Nothing
- 16:56Speaker 6: without Dave Chappelle. And he wore a Dave Chappelle necklace
- 16:59Speaker 6: on your show. Where's the R damn rawlins? Damn you're
- 17:07Speaker 6: gonna wear a C and your name starts with R B.
- 17:11Speaker 7: It's gonna be I'm gonna send him this now, Gary
- 17:14Speaker 7: goes out of context.
- 17:17Speaker 13: He just.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Gage Chappell specials or garbage, all of them, gy, all
- 17:29Speaker 1: of them. Sticks and stones may break my bones.
- 17:31Speaker 2: That was That was fire.
- 17:32Speaker 6: That's terrible. Stole all of it.
- 17:35Speaker 1: I heard all of its.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Gonna all the garbage.
- 17:41Speaker 6: I'm sorry. Tell me your favorite Netflix special of all time?
- 17:44Speaker 6: Dave Schapelle, which one?
- 17:47Speaker 14: All of themzing garbage, all of them, Chris Rock Tambourine garbage,
- 17:56Speaker 14: Tony's funnier, I don't tell it's funny.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Andrews garbage.
- 18:02Speaker 1: I v f for an hour.
- 18:05Speaker 6: Speaking about something else. You know what your wife cut up?
- 18:07Speaker 6: Whatever upper coache this is.
- 18:13Speaker 10: That's white outrage.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Give me an exactly what the special was about?
- 18:18Speaker 2: This is great?
- 18:19Speaker 11: Who else always say black people going on each other?
- 18:23Speaker 11: But they always say white people don't ever go in
- 18:25Speaker 11: on nobody else?
- 18:28Speaker 1: Whose garbage?
- 18:29Speaker 6: I'll tell you what it was about. Oh, Nate Jackson's
- 18:32Speaker 6: Oh my God, the half crowd work, half Jersey, every
- 18:35Speaker 6: city guy.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Damn garbage too.
- 18:37Speaker 6: That was terrible, exactly, it was all that shitty.
- 18:41Speaker 11: You think a Spears is funny, awful, he's hilarious.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Nate Jackson's whole vibe. Shut up all of it.
- 18:49Speaker 8: Even if he did, he's funnier.
- 18:50Speaker 6: Nate Jackson used to wear Yankee caps and then aries.
- 18:56Speaker 10: Took ITAM got one coming up?
- 18:57Speaker 1: Garbage stop terrible.
- 19:00Speaker 6: He's talking about farm animals or some ship. Nobody wants
- 19:03Speaker 6: to hear that. Black commedia don't want to hear about
- 19:04Speaker 6: farm animals on a farm.
- 19:06Speaker 8: We actually should because they're all terrible.
- 19:11Speaker 7: Do you think not having a Netflix special made people
- 19:13Speaker 7: underestimate you? I did it free you because now you
- 19:16Speaker 7: know you don't have to chase the industry anymore. You
- 19:17Speaker 7: want YouTube and everything else.
- 19:18Speaker 6: That's right. I don't need them. They need me.
- 19:21Speaker 2: You haven't said that. You haven't said that confidently, not
- 19:25Speaker 2: one time.
- 19:28Speaker 6: I never want to see that.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Looking hurts.
- 19:33Speaker 6: It's like this, I know, man.
- 19:38Speaker 7: Why but why do people act like they don't want
- 19:41Speaker 7: one when they know they do?
- 19:43Speaker 1: I think no, I like a.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Fire always.
- 19:50Speaker 6: That's right. He's good. Yeah, all three of them terrible hacks.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Do you watch any Murphy sp that was?
- 20:01Speaker 2: That was?
- 20:03Speaker 6: That was good? Yeah. I mean here's the thing though.
- 20:08Speaker 6: The good thing about doing on your own is it's
- 20:11Speaker 6: it's gonna be when it happens. I'm sure it'll happen.
- 20:14Speaker 6: Netflix will call. Maybe not for this interview.
- 20:16Speaker 2: This is a weird manifestation you're doing.
- 20:18Speaker 7: But you spent thirty minutes saying how much you don't
- 20:20Speaker 7: want it, now you're saying you want it.
- 20:22Speaker 2: I said, they're gonna call okay.
- 20:24Speaker 6: And I'm gonna be like, I need a bigger number.
- 20:27Speaker 6: And I only think that would be a tough sell
- 20:30Speaker 6: from what I've heard from guys that got it, Like
- 20:32Speaker 6: when I was talking to Nate and other people about
- 20:33Speaker 6: what they got the NEX specials, like submitting your material
- 20:36Speaker 6: to get approved by somebody in the like office, do
- 20:40Speaker 6: you have to talk about I feel like maybe Dave doesn't,
- 20:43Speaker 6: maybe he's got car blanche. But like other people, their
- 20:46Speaker 6: first timers, the first time special I've heard, they're like
- 20:50Speaker 6: they put all these rules, Like I think neighbors telling
- 20:53Speaker 6: me Netflix was like, hey, ease up on the on
- 20:55Speaker 6: the the clips, and he goes, yo, I gotta I
- 20:57Speaker 6: gotta put clips out. What are you talking about? And
- 21:00Speaker 6: know we want to wait, you know, And I might be
- 21:02Speaker 6: speaking out of turn, but I think it's safe.
- 21:04Speaker 2: It's nothing.
- 21:05Speaker 6: They tell us the same thing clips, But that would
- 21:08Speaker 6: be that would be the hardest part. Like I remember
- 21:11Speaker 6: back in the day when you're just trying to get
- 21:13Speaker 6: on TV and you do those little ensemble shows where
- 21:16Speaker 6: there's like four or five you and they'll be like, yeah,
- 21:17Speaker 6: submit your material ahead of time, Like what, that's so
- 21:20Speaker 6: difficult because a lot can happen. So I was like,
- 21:24Speaker 6: it's always difficult. So right, you're set down to.
- 21:26Speaker 2: Netflix called tomorrow, would you do it? Or would you
- 21:28Speaker 2: hit them with it?
- 21:29Speaker 13: Now?
- 21:29Speaker 2: I'm good? Just like hear your intercomedian.
- 21:31Speaker 6: It would just depend on the price. How much you're paying.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Baby, you got last what's up?
- 21:38Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 21:39Speaker 6: So, uh it's nice to watch.
- 21:40Speaker 2: I don't believe so the fact that.
- 21:42Speaker 11: You are not going to be in clubs anymore, and
- 21:46Speaker 11: so you're not doing clubs at all?
- 21:47Speaker 8: Are you going to.
- 21:47Speaker 1: Go sign the hun City tour.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Guy?
- 21:53Speaker 6: But we got so we got we got like forty
- 21:57Speaker 6: five before meg do. We do three shows a weekend,
- 22:00Speaker 6: three cities a weekend. Then we're going to Australia, Europe,
- 22:04Speaker 6: Canada this summer and then we'll come back and we
- 22:07Speaker 6: do the rest of the country after that.
- 22:09Speaker 8: Now is that for like a better look?
- 22:11Speaker 11: Because you know, people consider when you do comedy clubs,
- 22:15Speaker 11: that's not the It's like it's like a ladder.
- 22:17Speaker 8: You climb.
- 22:17Speaker 11: You got comedy clubs, and you got amphitheaters, and you
- 22:20Speaker 11: got theater and you got arenas. Right, so, but what
- 22:24Speaker 11: is weird is you make more money in the clubs.
- 22:27Speaker 11: You don't make more money in the theater because it's
- 22:30Speaker 11: way more expense expenses.
- 22:31Speaker 6: Right, I don't know.
- 22:36Speaker 2: What he was saying.
- 22:37Speaker 3: Shows he can put those five shows in one time.
- 22:40Speaker 8: Yeah, I get it. But the money that comes from
- 22:42Speaker 8: the five shows.
- 22:43Speaker 6: He signed you like Live Nation some money icon, But
- 22:48Speaker 6: my deal goes into percentages. So my first two weeks
- 22:52Speaker 6: I was like whoa, yeah, hello, So you get an
- 22:55Speaker 6: MG and percentages, you get to guarantee and guarantee so
- 22:59Speaker 6: you know you're not you're good. And then once you
- 23:01Speaker 6: once they hit a price point, then you're getting a
- 23:04Speaker 6: percentage of the door and just tog the percentage like.
- 23:07Speaker 10: Less of the like fight work.
- 23:08Speaker 13: That probably goes into figuring out comedy club tours, right yeah,
- 23:12Speaker 13: because well, I.
- 23:12Speaker 6: Mean good, you can generate a lot of money in
- 23:15Speaker 6: the comedy club and a lot and then but and
- 23:18Speaker 6: I've always heard this, like the first time you go
- 23:20Speaker 6: to theaters, you're just kind of getting your feet wet.
- 23:23Speaker 6: So it's just like comedy clubs, the deals aren't as good.
- 23:26Speaker 6: But then when you start doing but you know, they were,
- 23:29Speaker 6: I guess Icon was kind of tracking my progressions. They
- 23:33Speaker 6: they came with a great offer. So I was like, yeah,
- 23:36Speaker 6: your cities, you know what I mean, did you have theaters,
- 23:40Speaker 6: but did you like I'm in Albany Thursday, Boston Friday,
- 23:44Speaker 6: Brooklyn Saturday this.
- 23:45Speaker 9: Weekend we got and so you got good routing too, Like, yeah,
- 23:49Speaker 9: they routed nice, right, because that also.
- 23:51Speaker 11: Plays a part of how people buy your tickets to
- 23:53Speaker 11: like all of it, managed what you do. I was
- 23:55Speaker 11: just trying to figure it out, even because for myself
- 23:58Speaker 11: me going from comedy club to theaters me personally, I
- 24:02Speaker 11: like the club, but for a better look, you want
- 24:04Speaker 11: to you want to move up the ladder. You do
- 24:06Speaker 11: amby theaters and all that type of stuff. But the
- 24:09Speaker 11: money in the theaters is like taking a pay cut.
- 24:12Speaker 11: Coming out of it was like.
- 24:14Speaker 6: That for a while that now this tour is not
- 24:17Speaker 6: like that, Not.
- 24:18Speaker 8: This one because you're still doing theaters though you've been doing.
- 24:20Speaker 1: I've been doing theaters.
- 24:21Speaker 6: It would be like one off sore promoter that might
- 24:23Speaker 6: do a small run or you're on an ensemble show.
- 24:27Speaker 6: But no, this is this is the most I've ever made.
- 24:30Speaker 6: My life's like private. Now I can find myself private
- 24:33Speaker 6: if I want to.
- 24:33Speaker 8: That's amazing, But I don't.
- 24:35Speaker 6: I'm not gonna waste that that crazy money.
- 24:40Speaker 15: Crazy and every every like she said, every theater is different,
- 24:44Speaker 15: depends on the seats, how much tickets are, how many
- 24:47Speaker 15: tickets you sell, so like we did Long Beach, So
- 24:50Speaker 15: Long Beach.
- 24:51Speaker 6: We it was a three thousand theater. We sold it out.
- 24:53Speaker 6: We had another one. The second one we had twenty
- 24:56Speaker 6: twenty five hundred, so it was fifty five hundred seats
- 24:59Speaker 6: one night. You know what I mean, Houston, We're gonna
- 25:01Speaker 6: price six thousand that.
- 25:03Speaker 8: Night tickets like you make the Queen does that.
- 25:06Speaker 6: They Tea does that, and they they ask you what
- 25:09Speaker 6: you want and then you you kind of agree to it.
- 25:11Speaker 6: Save with the comedy club.
- 25:13Speaker 7: Price yourself out, specially after this running. I'm gonna tell
- 25:16Speaker 7: you why, because you know they go off ticket sales.
- 25:19Speaker 7: So if you're doing one hundred cities, all theaters, you
- 25:22Speaker 7: sell all those out, somebody gonna give you a good deal.
- 25:25Speaker 4: They'll be stupid.
- 25:26Speaker 6: Not too well, you said it. I didn't.
- 25:31Speaker 1: I just said all their specials or ship.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Damn, the last time you talked about give her the
- 25:37Speaker 4: production son.
- 25:38Speaker 6: Yeah, it's great now together, right, we spent every holiday
- 25:42Speaker 6: he became Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas. Who are in the Bahamas.
- 25:47Speaker 6: He's been with us every holiday.
- 25:49Speaker 13: But when you were posting, I forget which holiday it was,
- 25:51Speaker 13: but it was like the first time you had all
- 25:52Speaker 13: your boys together.
- 25:54Speaker 6: That was last year. That was like over a year
- 25:55Speaker 6: and a half. He's been Yeah, he's been around for
- 25:58Speaker 6: a while now.
- 25:59Speaker 4: But your daughter still not.
- 26:01Speaker 6: Daughter is still not you know, she's still she's still
- 26:03Speaker 6: crushing though she's I gotta I got a tracker on
- 26:07Speaker 6: the internet all No, I don't have. She's not on
- 26:13Speaker 6: social media. That's what makes it tough. I'll like google
- 26:16Speaker 6: her name and I'll find something. So something just popped
- 26:19Speaker 6: up this week, so I know where she's at in
- 26:21Speaker 6: life right now. She's killing it. She's at an ivy
- 26:23Speaker 6: League school, grad school, killing it.
- 26:26Speaker 10: He's still trying to reach out.
- 26:28Speaker 6: There's no way, there's just no way. There's no social media. No,
- 26:32Speaker 6: I don't know that the phone numbers. There's just no
- 26:34Speaker 6: way for me to reach out there right now.
- 26:37Speaker 4: And you don't put your son involved, like, Hey, call
- 26:38Speaker 4: your sister.
- 26:39Speaker 6: I've asked them.
- 26:40Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, no, I'm.
- 26:42Speaker 6: Gonna without throwing people under the bus, I'm gonna keep
- 26:45Speaker 6: that private. But uh yeah, I've I've asked them without
- 26:50Speaker 6: making it awkward for him. He tells me what's happening,
- 26:53Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
- 26:54Speaker 2: So when she graduates, A, you're gonna just pop up
- 26:56Speaker 2: with a graduation.
- 26:57Speaker 6: If I if I know where it's at, I know
- 26:59Speaker 6: it is. Yeah, I'll be there and the day she calls,
- 27:01Speaker 6: I'll be there. So I mean, I think it's going
- 27:05Speaker 6: to happen. I think she's just getting from what I hear,
- 27:08Speaker 6: she's just getting through her own process, getting through school
- 27:12Speaker 6: right now. Once she gets out, and she'll reach out,
- 27:15Speaker 6: That's what i've heard.
- 27:17Speaker 4: Let me ask you.
- 27:17Speaker 3: If let's say you schedule to shoot a Netflix special.
- 27:21Speaker 6: And she calls, she I'm out sorry Netflix?
- 27:24Speaker 11: Oh yeah, they understand.
- 27:28Speaker 13: I was going to say, maybe they should go with
- 27:30Speaker 13: you the document, but she probably don't want the cameras.
- 27:31Speaker 10: She just start talking to you again.
- 27:33Speaker 6: Yea, yeah, she don't want that. No, I wouldn't put
- 27:35Speaker 6: that through. I wouldn't put her through that anyways. But yeah,
- 27:37Speaker 6: Netflix for this I'm so good though, Envy, I would
- 27:40Speaker 6: do both. I could go see her and get back
- 27:44Speaker 6: and do the special talk thatled. Yeah, yeah, I'd figured out.
- 27:52Speaker 6: I'd figure it out, Trust me, I'd figure it out.
- 27:54Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 27:54Speaker 2: What's what's going on with Fresnol?
- 27:56Speaker 7: Like I said, you haven't been to Frederial since nineteen
- 27:58Speaker 7: ninety nine, and it's been headlines like comedian Gary had
- 28:00Speaker 7: to perform the fresne in decades?
- 28:01Speaker 2: Why he's finally back? What the hell ha been in that?
- 28:03Speaker 2: You weren't there in decades? And that was a big no.
- 28:05Speaker 6: That was just the I did a newspaper article and
- 28:08Speaker 6: I that was that we were we kicked off the
- 28:10Speaker 6: two and ready Pennsylvania. But that was the first time
- 28:13Speaker 6: I've been there since ninety nine. For you know, they
- 28:15Speaker 6: don't have a comedy clubs, you know, if you're not
- 28:18Speaker 6: booked there. And what's wild is when I went the
- 28:21Speaker 6: Fredsdough in ninety nine, I brought Gabriel Glacis to open
- 28:25Speaker 6: up for me. Oh no, and now.
- 28:26Speaker 1: He's big bullshit special terrible. Joe Coy is terrible. They're
- 28:33Speaker 1: all bad. Damn they're all bad.
- 28:36Speaker 8: What about Miniscalco?
- 28:37Speaker 6: You don't like? Oh?
- 28:39Speaker 9: Hack?
- 28:40Speaker 6: I acting like some Italian.
- 28:41Speaker 9: He's Puerto Rican I heard that, though true, he was
- 28:46Speaker 9: really Porto Ricano. You didn't, damn, yeah, no he is.
- 28:51Speaker 9: No that man Italian.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Have any updates in your robbery case?
- 28:56Speaker 1: No, that's the bad part. Do like a commercial for him?
- 29:01Speaker 12: I said, well, find the guys around me first, and
- 29:04Speaker 12: then I can validate the Missouri City, Texas Police department.
- 29:08Speaker 2: He has to do a commercial like you do, like
- 29:11Speaker 2: what do.
- 29:11Speaker 1: You call it?
- 29:12Speaker 16: Ad ads and stuff like, hey, can you find the
- 29:20Speaker 16: guy broke into my car?
- 29:23Speaker 6: Please? You know, I just take a lot of comfort
- 29:26Speaker 6: knowing that guy's life. I know car is going to
- 29:29Speaker 6: catch up with them. He might not got caught from mine. Yeah,
- 29:32Speaker 6: he's gonnat call for something a.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Lot that kind of cash.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Gary explain, it's real quick.
- 29:42Speaker 6: I don't. I was.
- 29:44Speaker 2: I was.
- 29:44Speaker 6: I was closed my Bank of America count years ago.
- 29:46Speaker 6: I didn't know what I had in there, so I
- 29:48Speaker 6: just went to go, I'm gonna shut it all down.
- 29:50Speaker 6: And I drove by a Bank of America.
- 29:51Speaker 1: It was literally spurred.
- 29:52Speaker 6: The moment went in how much do I got? And
- 29:55Speaker 6: then the lady was like, you want to cast your check?
- 29:57Speaker 6: You want cash?
- 29:58Speaker 1: I go what'sever quicker?
- 29:59Speaker 6: Because they were. They had me in there filling all
- 30:00Speaker 6: his paperwork. I just want get out there. They gave
- 30:02Speaker 6: me cash. The guy followed me to the gym and
- 30:05Speaker 6: took it.
- 30:06Speaker 4: He left the cash.
- 30:09Speaker 6: To but I need to But they called jugging in Texas.
- 30:13Speaker 6: They called jugging, like guys, literals will wait and see
- 30:16Speaker 6: who's leaving. The bank looked like it must have looked
- 30:18Speaker 6: like an easy mark. Clearly, why guys happy?
- 30:26Speaker 1: Right, buddy?
- 30:27Speaker 4: I love him?
- 30:29Speaker 2: Somebody just what you need?
- 30:34Speaker 6: I was. I was so and I didn't take it
- 30:36Speaker 6: to the gym because I forgot the gym lockers are
- 30:39Speaker 6: more easier to break into than the car. Damn my
- 30:43Speaker 6: car is it's a good car. They man. He broke
- 30:46Speaker 6: all the trying to get in all the windows. Finally
- 30:48Speaker 6: gotten one.
- 30:49Speaker 1: They had a security guard all on the ground like
- 30:51Speaker 1: where were you, bro?
- 30:52Speaker 2: And you had anooning.
- 30:54Speaker 6: I had it in the glove, on the middle glove.
- 30:57Speaker 8: And then you say when you came up to the
- 30:58Speaker 8: gym security, I was like, they just broke.
- 31:01Speaker 12: Your I got you, many got you.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Not only was he sitting there, he was sitting like
- 31:08Speaker 1: this yeah golf crowd, like this, bro, where were you.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Wasn't it video?
- 31:15Speaker 6: They got the video right. Culdar was a rental car
- 31:18Speaker 6: and he took the plates off. This guy is a pro,
- 31:20Speaker 6: took the plates off. They on plates, but they uh,
- 31:24Speaker 6: they said, literally he came. He tried to get in
- 31:26Speaker 6: two windows, couldn't get in, looked, got back in his car,
- 31:29Speaker 6: pulled through another spot of parking lot, keep on the
- 31:32Speaker 6: screener and still hadn't seen them. I'm gonna go for
- 31:34Speaker 6: a second round. I got it the second time, so
- 31:37Speaker 6: it wasn't like he went. They said, he went in,
- 31:39Speaker 6: couldn't get in your windows, to.
- 31:43Speaker 1: Starbucks, came back.
- 31:45Speaker 3: Definitely somebody from the bank, because there's no way they
- 31:47Speaker 3: would have known what you had.
- 31:51Speaker 1: And jugging.
- 31:52Speaker 6: They tried to explain it to me, and and people
- 31:55Speaker 6: that Lizzie are showing Texas will know jugging is a
- 31:57Speaker 6: whole racket out there.
- 31:59Speaker 1: But they literally sell.
- 32:00Speaker 6: At the bank. They wait, they see who's leaving, the
- 32:02Speaker 6: follow you. So in a way, I'm glad it happened
- 32:05Speaker 6: how it happened, because I didn't go home, but went home,
- 32:09Speaker 6: so at least I went to the gym.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Did you go back to the bacons and start thinking
- 32:13Speaker 3: like could it be you.
- 32:16Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 32:16Speaker 6: I don't want to say I don't know. I don't
- 32:18Speaker 6: want to stereoptype people. What month is it?
- 32:22Speaker 9: Hey?
- 32:22Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're like, I'm an ally. I heard you
- 32:26Speaker 2: feeling like I'm an ally.
- 32:28Speaker 1: I know, and I wasn't a black guy that did it.
- 32:31Speaker 1: They got that on camera.
- 32:36Speaker 12: You guys, you guys, man, I try to be good guys.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Of all people. I know you felt that way for
- 32:47Speaker 2: real A little bit.
- 32:49Speaker 8: How do I celebrate Black History? Your house?
- 32:53Speaker 6: We stop on the fourteenth, leave here, we go to
- 32:59Speaker 6: New on the fifties.
- 33:03Speaker 8: I just want to know how you do it?
- 33:05Speaker 1: Hit that gumbo and then we have Keish. The rest
- 33:10Speaker 1: of the record is very free, very free.
- 33:15Speaker 2: K THO. So stupid.
- 33:20Speaker 1: It's definitely specials are stupid that they're.
- 33:25Speaker 2: All the man I see it.
- 33:27Speaker 1: All of them suck that way. Monique can't get mad.
- 33:29Speaker 2: That said they all So you started with her?
- 33:33Speaker 6: She didn't, But okay, you a comedian gall let the
- 33:36Speaker 6: joke ride cut it off at the beginning because my
- 33:39Speaker 6: plan was to go in on everybody, and I strategically
- 33:44Speaker 6: Simony first because I knew it would all rise out
- 33:47Speaker 6: of you. But if you listen to the whole interview.
- 33:49Speaker 1: You will know I went on.
- 33:51Speaker 7: Everybody nobody does that. Everybody gonna get their own individual clips.
- 33:54Speaker 2: Good, it's gonna look like you're just going in here.
- 33:57Speaker 10: You should post all the individual.
- 34:00Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm hearing him already.
- 34:01Speaker 7: Know I'm sitting down out of him by yourself especially,
- 34:04Speaker 7: I'm sitting down out today.
- 34:07Speaker 2: You have one yea, I don't even know.
- 34:10Speaker 3: Okay, we got to use Donall's as the clip to
- 34:11Speaker 3: go out, the clip that goes on I gotta be
- 34:14Speaker 3: I'm sinning.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Yeah, why is he so mad all the time?
- 34:20Speaker 1: You wish Chappelle?
- 34:20Speaker 6: You live in Ohio.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Relaxed a new Day?
- 34:23Speaker 2: You never saw a New Day.
- 34:24Speaker 1: I don't watch specials like that was the name of it.
- 34:26Speaker 2: Yeah, it was on Netflix.
- 34:28Speaker 6: It sounds that was a stupid name.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Exactly New Day for what Joe for? You open up
- 34:34Speaker 1: for Chappelle again?
- 34:35Speaker 11: Oh my god, Gary, what chill out?
- 34:40Speaker 4: Gary?
- 34:41Speaker 1: Oh?
- 34:41Speaker 2: Ship jokes.
- 34:43Speaker 1: I'm not serious.
- 34:44Speaker 6: It's a little bit serious a lot though. No, I
- 34:49Speaker 6: don't know. Maybe that'd be awful though. If you're getting fight,
- 34:51Speaker 6: you just knocks of my arm like I messed my calling.
- 34:54Speaker 6: I had the one hit a quitter.
- 34:56Speaker 8: Huh, you're dating You've been dating black women all your life.
- 34:59Speaker 8: You'll know how to fight.
- 35:00Speaker 6: I don't know if I do. I wasn't even able
- 35:02Speaker 6: to get out of it.
- 35:02Speaker 1: I see you women, the scariest I've ever.
- 35:08Speaker 6: Been around black people. This has got truth. I took
- 35:10Speaker 6: this girl. I'm like seventeen eighteen to this girl. See
- 35:14Speaker 6: Minister Society at the theater. Oh all black theater, right
- 35:19Speaker 6: and right outside of d C. Right. See we go
- 35:23Speaker 6: for once, she starts an argument with the two guys
- 35:26Speaker 6: behind it.
- 35:26Speaker 4: They kicked the chair.
- 35:27Speaker 1: I don't know what they did, but they were so cool.
- 35:30Speaker 1: And I'm sitting here like, why is.
- 35:31Speaker 6: She arguing with them? I'm the only white guy in
- 35:34Speaker 6: the theater. And then she's like the dude's like, she goes, huh,
- 35:38Speaker 6: what'd you say? And it's like, we weren't talking to you.
- 35:40Speaker 6: She goes, Okay, you bet, I'll be talking to me.
- 35:42Speaker 6: And I'm thinking, please don't say bitch, Please don't say bitch.
- 35:44Speaker 1: Because then I got to Thank god they were calm brothers.
- 35:48Speaker 6: Right, we leave the theater after Minne Society went to
- 35:52Speaker 6: the late show. So now it's like midnight and my
- 35:55Speaker 6: car won't start. I had an Olderville cutlass. It's just
- 35:58Speaker 6: the batteries dead. So now you got it was like
- 36:00Speaker 6: the scene them poison the hood. All these cars just
- 36:03Speaker 6: circling it by tricking, and I'm walking around and I
- 36:06Speaker 6: got jumper cables. Kid you not at what? Yeah, this
- 36:11Speaker 6: is the last date.
- 36:12Speaker 1: I kid you not. At one point I had some
- 36:15Speaker 1: brother pull up in to BMW. He got the hood popped,
- 36:18Speaker 1: he got the jumper cables. I got one brother behind
- 36:20Speaker 1: the wheel trying to start.
- 36:21Speaker 2: I go.
- 36:21Speaker 1: I don't know if the robbing me or trying to
- 36:23Speaker 1: help me, just sitting like this.
- 36:27Speaker 6: She had a car, her brother to come pick her up,
- 36:30Speaker 6: so I never saw her, just like my car never started,
- 36:34Speaker 6: never started. This for uber, so I had to call
- 36:36Speaker 6: somebody on the base to come pick me up. I
- 36:38Speaker 6: was there like three in the morning.
- 36:39Speaker 8: It cheated on your mother with the black girl.
- 36:42Speaker 6: Damn, I don't even cheating on. He cheated on with
- 36:45Speaker 6: a lot of people, but I don't know. I don't
- 36:47Speaker 6: know if it's just black. He slept with the black girl.
- 36:50Speaker 6: One girl name was Joy. He told me that. I
- 36:53Speaker 6: don't know why he shared that with me, but that's
- 36:55Speaker 6: what he shared. The show I don't even know to me,
- 36:59Speaker 6: like in Black Girl is like being gay, like gay
- 37:02Speaker 6: guys know they're gay, they don't know why, they're just gay.
- 37:06Speaker 6: The same way always like Black Girls from Jump like
- 37:11Speaker 6: like me Good Times and Different Strokes, and you know,
- 37:15Speaker 6: I was like, whoa, who's that watching Different Strokes? James
- 37:18Speaker 6: Jackson was Willis's girlfriend.
- 37:20Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I remember Sea History and you during like
- 37:23Speaker 14: History mon we were.
- 37:25Speaker 2: Mad young too. I'm saying, yeah, okay, that makes sense.
- 37:27Speaker 6: But you used to what you would watch after school,
- 37:30Speaker 6: like Good Times. I wasn't enough to watch it when
- 37:33Speaker 6: it aired in prime time, but after school it was
- 37:35Speaker 6: always like but what was that? What was the Michael J.
- 37:37Speaker 6: Fox Family Times? You remember Family Times that come after school?
- 37:41Speaker 6: Good Times to come on? And then Different Strokes was
- 37:44Speaker 6: so fine? That was so fine? Stop.
- 37:48Speaker 2: Bernadet's still fine? Right now? She is fine? Yes, right now?
- 37:51Speaker 9: Was it?
- 37:52Speaker 6: Stannis? Bernadette stanis still fine?
- 37:56Speaker 1: And then Facts of Life was two d.
- 38:00Speaker 6: I worry about them other girls.
- 38:03Speaker 13: Will you the first white guy that a black woman
- 38:05Speaker 13: dates and you gonna her family? They be cool because
- 38:07Speaker 13: they know who you are.
- 38:08Speaker 6: I'm cool. Always getting good with the women. First, strategic
- 38:11Speaker 6: way to do that. You don't try to get in
- 38:12Speaker 6: with the fellas. Go in the kitchen, hang out, tell
- 38:15Speaker 6: them how good the food is.
- 38:16Speaker 2: You're good, So you're a manipulator.
- 38:19Speaker 6: I'm not a manipulator. It is good, so flariful.
- 38:27Speaker 1: No, get in with the women.
- 38:30Speaker 6: This is my mom, this is my aunt, that's my sister.
- 38:32Speaker 6: Just then they come out.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Hey cool, no, he cool.
- 38:41Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm so it's easy.
- 38:43Speaker 8: Have you ever been in Africa? Been to Africa?
- 38:46Speaker 6: No? No, no, I've been to Michael Blackson's house.
- 38:50Speaker 2: Now st how long has this interview been?
- 38:55Speaker 13: Man?
- 38:57Speaker 4: Hello, hello, hellong, we have thirty forty minutes.
- 39:00Speaker 2: That's a special. That's a special. I want to get
- 39:02Speaker 2: you the special.
- 39:05Speaker 6: I just wanted to get you the special special.
- 39:06Speaker 2: That's a special.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's better than most of them. Most people already
- 39:09Speaker 1: turned them off. Terrible ass special. I can't wait to see.
- 39:12Speaker 6: But bulls should they put out this month? You know?
- 39:14Speaker 1: Earthquakes was good garbage. It was short, but it was
- 39:18Speaker 1: really garbage.
- 39:19Speaker 2: Is there anybody you like that?
- 39:20Speaker 6: Nope, not till I get one for all garbage. Jesus
- 39:24Speaker 6: Lunelle's was garbage, all of them.
- 39:27Speaker 2: Oh Ship Chappelle did all of those two.
- 39:29Speaker 6: That's because he doesn't want people threatening him.
- 39:31Speaker 2: How can you? How have you not done Chappelle's showing, Ohio,
- 39:34Speaker 2: you're right there.
- 39:36Speaker 6: They don't invite me.
- 39:37Speaker 14: Too funny, No, too funny?
- 39:43Speaker 8: What about Netflix? Is a joke? That festival? By the way,
- 39:46Speaker 8: this year is the last? This the last year that
- 39:47Speaker 8: they're doing.
- 39:48Speaker 6: Should it should because it's garbage?
- 39:50Speaker 8: Okay, should be?
- 39:52Speaker 6: Yeah, it should be the last year. Netflix is a joke?
- 39:54Speaker 6: Special Why? Why you know?
- 39:57Speaker 1: What's a joke?
- 39:58Speaker 6: The people making the decisions on specials, Damn, they're the joke.
- 40:04Speaker 6: Robbie Prau, I'm the only one Ball's not to say
- 40:06Speaker 6: his name. He's the one that says no, I don't know.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Who that is, Robbie.
- 40:10Speaker 3: Give a chance, Robbie, Robbie is this you get him
- 40:13Speaker 3: to call?
- 40:13Speaker 6: I'm like Morgan Freeman and shaw Shank. You just ripe
- 40:17Speaker 6: your little pin. Do what you're gonna do, because frankly,
- 40:19Speaker 6: I don't give a ship. I got a parole bang
- 40:22Speaker 6: in Mexico with Andy Dufrain working on a boat.
- 40:26Speaker 2: Both sides.
- 40:27Speaker 10: Robbie might have a perfectly I don't know if this
- 40:30Speaker 10: is helping you or hurting?
- 40:31Speaker 1: Does it matter. Does it matter they say no?
- 40:33Speaker 2: Anyway?
- 40:34Speaker 6: They're like a girl I've been asking out for ten
- 40:36Speaker 6: years to keep saying no. I'm just gonna keep asking
- 40:38Speaker 6: her out. One day she might get weak.
- 40:41Speaker 7: So you know, if you especially never happens on Netflix,
- 40:43Speaker 7: do you see that as a loss or just proof
- 40:45Speaker 7: of success?
- 40:45Speaker 2: Doesn't always need to end logo.
- 40:48Speaker 6: You don't need you. We're in a great time for
- 40:51Speaker 6: stand upon because you can literally look at Mojo Brooks,
- 40:55Speaker 6: look at myself, looking Nate Jackson. You got all these guys,
- 40:57Speaker 6: Ali Sadik, got all these guys out there that are
- 41:01Speaker 6: doing it on their own. But if you got the
- 41:03Speaker 6: camera and whatever you're saying resonates with the people that
- 41:07Speaker 6: are watching except on their phones. Now anyways, you know
- 41:09Speaker 6: what I mean.
- 41:10Speaker 2: Netflix is on your phone.
- 41:12Speaker 6: It is but shows YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.
- 41:16Speaker 2: I got it on my phone. I was watching something earlier.
- 41:20Speaker 6: They got eighty million views. Let me watch that one.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Watching on earlier.
- 41:26Speaker 7: And you know what's so cool, They got this clips
- 41:27Speaker 7: apps so you can clip whatever part of the interview
- 41:30Speaker 7: at whatever you want.
- 41:32Speaker 4: So tomorrow when you're on you know, we just send
- 41:34Speaker 4: it to people.
- 41:34Speaker 6: So that way, you know, you think I care you
- 41:37Speaker 6: think I don't see these people anyways. When's the last
- 41:40Speaker 6: time I saw Andrew Schultz? Ten years ago?
- 41:43Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 41:43Speaker 6: When you guys try to bust me for cheating, I
- 41:45Speaker 6: wasn't there.
- 41:46Speaker 1: You were right there. You're right there, bro Oh, I
- 41:50Speaker 1: was there.
- 41:51Speaker 2: You talked about when you choked.
- 41:53Speaker 1: That's the question.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Your body tried to bust you for cheating?
- 41:56Speaker 1: Guys, I know that was wild.
- 41:57Speaker 6: That was wild, and you just kept going.
- 42:00Speaker 1: Was like, to be faithful, it feels good. I'm such
- 42:04Speaker 1: a liar right now. I was like, why are you
- 42:09Speaker 1: asking me that?
- 42:10Speaker 5: Right?
- 42:12Speaker 1: I was like, is this struggle any longer?
- 42:13Speaker 2: I don't go to contact of that conversation.
- 42:16Speaker 6: Schultz said Charlottene, I'm gonna get you back to cheating
- 42:19Speaker 6: this year. That's my goal. And he was like, no, no, no,
- 42:21Speaker 6: I'm not doing that. And then I'll long you've been married?
- 42:24Speaker 6: I was like sixteen years.
- 42:25Speaker 1: I even faithful.
- 42:30Speaker 16: Yes, it was so bad.
- 42:35Speaker 1: Sorry about that?
- 42:36Speaker 4: Is that one really did it for you?
- 42:37Speaker 6: What that interview? No? No, no, that they did use
- 42:41Speaker 6: that in court, though not in court. They brought it
- 42:45Speaker 6: up in mediation, so it wasn't court. We settled, so
- 42:48Speaker 6: it wasn't. We never went to trial. We just settled
- 42:51Speaker 6: on you. Once you get to the emotions out of
- 42:53Speaker 6: it and can talk, what do you need to be comfortable?
- 42:56Speaker 6: I think a good divorce is the guy thinks he
- 42:58Speaker 6: paid too much and the girl thinks she didn't get enough.
- 43:01Speaker 6: That's a good divorce, good negotiation period. You're good, you
- 43:04Speaker 6: feel like you're both screwed.
- 43:05Speaker 2: No hard feelings, No hard feelings.
- 43:08Speaker 6: Yeah, we always think of the bad times. We got
- 43:10Speaker 6: a lot of good times together, you know what I mean?
- 43:12Speaker 8: Would you get married again?
- 43:13Speaker 6: I would? Yep? I would yep. And now you know
- 43:18Speaker 6: if he was drinking you the children?
- 43:23Speaker 2: Would you get married again?
- 43:24Speaker 10: Gary?
- 43:26Speaker 6: Easy? Something else?
- 43:30Speaker 1: Something to think, I'm about it.
- 43:32Speaker 10: There were rumors that you proposed to your current girlfriend.
- 43:36Speaker 6: Yep you did? Okay, okay, Garrett, Yeah right now, Yeah
- 43:47Speaker 6: I did.
- 43:49Speaker 8: My congratulations, congratulate amazing.
- 43:53Speaker 10: Did you post about that?
- 43:55Speaker 6: She did?
- 43:55Speaker 10: Okay?
- 43:56Speaker 6: I didn't why. I didn't know she was going to
- 43:58Speaker 6: post about it?
- 43:59Speaker 2: Did it?
- 44:00Speaker 6: I was like, whoa. I thought we're gonna keep this low.
- 44:03Speaker 2: He shared nothing.
- 44:03Speaker 1: It's not even like it.
- 44:05Speaker 6: It was just I thought we were keeping this like off.
- 44:07Speaker 6: I thought we were keeping it somewhat off the internet
- 44:09Speaker 6: because everything I went through with the heart everything, Okay,
- 44:13Speaker 6: I think you should do that with your partner. You
- 44:14Speaker 6: support all their.
- 44:15Speaker 8: Posts, you know, even if you don't really look at them.
- 44:20Speaker 6: You posted something, Yeah, did you have a talk.
- 44:23Speaker 8: After you posted it? I mean after she posted it.
- 44:26Speaker 6: No, I was like, I just was like, oh, I
- 44:27Speaker 6: didn't know. I wasn't tripping. I was just like, oh,
- 44:29Speaker 6: I didn't know. Yeah, I'm not tripping. People gonna find
- 44:32Speaker 6: it anyways with people like her.
- 44:34Speaker 13: Well, I was just confused because it was like a
- 44:36Speaker 13: video that would circulate at one point right of the proposal.
- 44:39Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 44:40Speaker 13: It was something that I saw and then I didn't
- 44:41Speaker 13: see and I didn't see you say anything about it.
- 44:43Speaker 10: So I was trying to figure it out.
- 44:45Speaker 2: You up, you don't even see it.
- 44:46Speaker 6: I know, I see where this is going.
- 44:49Speaker 2: Glad you guys.
- 44:49Speaker 6: Now, we're gonna get married when I get Netflix special.
- 44:57Speaker 5: The day.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Well, that's up to Robbie pro.
- 45:03Speaker 8: Yo.
- 45:04Speaker 7: Gary's not like when he was like, I'm married, car
- 45:07Speaker 7: you I gotta get.
- 45:07Speaker 2: My ring first ring.
- 45:10Speaker 1: That's great, A great line.
- 45:12Speaker 4: Well, no hard feelings to what's happening now.
- 45:16Speaker 3: Most of it's sold out already, so good luck getting tickets,
- 45:18Speaker 3: ladies and gentlemen, Gary on and we appreciate you. And
- 45:20Speaker 3: do you yes, yes, weeks?
- 45:25Speaker 8: Do you do you really?
- 45:27Speaker 6: We do a cover Netflix special?
- 45:31Speaker 2: Cutting this from me right now, I need to send
- 45:34Speaker 2: us to Downill right now.
- 45:36Speaker 3: Is Gary always always good to see you at the
- 45:38Speaker 3: Breakfast Club.
- 45:39Speaker 4: Good morning, every day a week.
- 45:44Speaker 1: Click your ass up the Breakfast Club.
- 45:46Speaker 2: Finish, y'all done