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Those nipple tassles at your Mammogram · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  Yesterday I ran out of here.
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  It was around one o'clock.
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  I was like, Scott, I gotta go.
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  I have a doctor's appointment.
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  Yeah.
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  And I was getting my mammogram actually.
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  Which, by the way, again, I've said this before, they always have the most comfortable little robes.
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  You walk in and they're like, they talk to you like this.
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  Well, for the discomfort that can come for many women, it blows my mind, the women that are like, because if you were to, if you were to put my nuts in the ringer, I would be fe I would feel fun.
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  I would, you know, you're gonna do it.
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  So for many women, it's not the most comfortable experience.
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  So of course they're going to try to cater to that.
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  Spy up a little bit.
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  I love that they and they they talk to you like you're at a statue.
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  My nuts in a ringer.
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  I love that.
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  What a great line.
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  All I could picture was like, I was.
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  You don't need to picture it.
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  Oh, you don't want me to describe what I was like picturing in my head?
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  Right, go ahead.
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  My what my internal voice was was like.
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  First of all, the one thing I you know how like there was those old machines back in the day where it almost looked like uh a towel or a belt.
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  And I imagined your balls were sitting in there and it was like really shaking around.
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  Every guy is like, stop! Right, exactly.
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  That's what I was picturing.
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  But I but ours are just almost just as bad because then you have to, you know, throw your boob in a machine and it's like, you know, squish it down like a but it wasn't it wasn't bad.
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  But here was my observation from yesterday, besides the first initial one, which was here's a locker for you, and you just need to put your things in here.
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  And I'm like, what?
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  Kill in the mood of the mammo.
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  I know.
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  I can't hear you.
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  I know, but then here's the other one that I didn't realize until so I went from mammo to I went to get an infrared sauna done at uh Allison Aesthetics.
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  So when you get a mammo, and this is something you probably wouldn't know, Scott, because you've never gotten one yet.
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  Not yet.
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  Is that they covered the first year I hit that age.
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  They cover they cover your nippales with like it's like a a a nipple sticker.
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  Okay.
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  Pasty?
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  Yeah, pasty.
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  They put a I never knew this.
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  I knew they put a pasty on you before you got a mammo.
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  It gets better.
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  Really?
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  So, you know, you go in in your beautiful gown and oh.
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  Does the pasty cover up that random hair that grew overnight, by the way, on your nipples?
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  Hold on.
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  Oh, sorry.
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  So no.
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  So no, I think I stumbled across the story end.
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  So they I I I left the pasties on.
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  I don't know why, but I forgot.
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  And after I was done getting my boobies squeezed, which felt great.
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  Anyway, after I get done getting my boobies squeezed, I put my clothes back on and I put the pink gown into the the soiled linens container and I go over to Alice in Aesthetics to get in the infrared sauna.
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  So again, I'm taking my clothes off.
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  I take the clothes on off and I go, oh my god, I forgot to take these pasties off.
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  So I'm in the infrared sauna.
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  I'm like, oh it gets even better.
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  Nobody has a problem hearing that.
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  Oh my god, no, I literally lost a nipple.
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  But what I what was so funny is the the pasties have a nipple on them.
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  It's like a nub that they really I'm not sure why.
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  It's like a nipple tend.
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  Yes, it is like a nipple tend.
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  But I look and I'm like, wait a second, my pasty has nipples.
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  This is this is awesome.
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  It's handy.
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  I really don't know why though.
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  I mean, I know I guess you know, when people get mammograms, they will lose their boobs and then they lose their nipples and things like that.
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  So I guess I understand it, but honestly, I was like, just actually, here's what they should do.
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  Now I've I've now I'm even further in it.
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  Have you ever looked at pasties online?
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  Yeah, about 20 minutes ago.
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  What?
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  You never know what you and Tiffany are into.
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  Okay.
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  So I think what they should do is similar to m with like Taylor Swift, how you'd make the friendship bracelets, they should have a box, like a snackle box of pasties, and you can pick do you want the hearts?
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  Do you want the ones with the cowboy hat?
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  They're giving you a spike treatment, rev it up.
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  Right.
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  That they say, like, howdy y'all.
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  I was howdy y'all.
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  May or may not have.