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Y'all Need To Chill Out! · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Monday morning everybody. Martin Luther King Day.
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  So a lot of the government is off, maybe the banks, the post
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  office, things of that nature. Man.
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  So much to talk about today, Martin Luther King Day.
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  Now if you go back to about 3 weeks ago, I said that Corporate
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  America CE OS would start coming back tomorrow and boy was I
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  right. I got a lot of friends saying
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  their bosses are still not back to work, but tomorrow the
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  Herminator official announcement, Can you believe
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  these CE OS left on December 23rd, 3 weeks ago so business is
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  officially open tomorrow. All right, everybody.
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  And that. Some of your CE OS still be
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  cleaning their desks off. Let me tell you where this whole
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  deal derives. It.
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  Mother pissed me off when they did that shit years ago because
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  I was busy getting ready for Daytona and I don't take any
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  days off. I don't.
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  So basically that has been a comedy for me over the last so
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  many years to go Well, CEO is going to take three weeks off.
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  Can't get nothing done. That's reverse psychology in my
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  brain. That pisses me off.
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  All right, now that we got that out of the way, oh, the NFL.
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  How about some of some of the people out there?
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  Now, when I say some, I mean some.
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  SOME in quotation marks. When you put quotation marks
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  around it or parentheses, it kind of enhances it.
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  Some of you are weirdos. I don't like the NFL because
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  they showed Taylor Swift on one of the games for five seconds,
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  people. When I rub my face, that means
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  I've had too much. But I got a comment, 'cause it
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  is a Saturday Night Live skit. Can Can you imagine SNL doing a
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  skit? Fans.
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  They're watching the game. It's like this.
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  You know it got four quarters, right?
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  Long ass game. Watching the game.
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  Watching the game and and the camera for five seconds. 1001.
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  One thousand two 1003 Well really about 3 seconds.
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  They show Taylor Swift. Only the most famous person
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  right now in the world. No argument there. 3 seconds.
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  TV shows Taylor Swift for three seconds in in the sweet cold air
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  and here's these rednecks. I'm not like NFL could they show
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  Taylor Swift it unwatchable. I can't watch it no more.
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  It unwatchable. You people kill me.
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  And we've all determined you're the same people that go, I'm not
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  watching NASCAR anymore. They put it on Peacock channel.
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  I can't follow these channels, people.
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  There's a there's a couple things in life.
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  First of all, if you get on or you fell off because the train's
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  moving with or without you and they don't need you, There's 360
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  million people in America. Google it.
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  There's 360 million people. I don't think you're one tweet
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  or my little video here is going to change the world.
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  So when they put everything on pay-per-view, do you know how
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  long pay Per view's been going around?
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  Ask any boxing fan, HBO pay-per-view, Mike Tyson versus
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  somebody. They've been putting
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  pay-per-view on HBO for 40 years or more.
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  So if they going to put one little football game, by the
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  way, the numbers came in, 23 million people watched it.
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  So let's wrap this all up like a nice little bow.
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  I'm not like NFL. Could they show Taylor Swift for
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  three seconds? I'm not watching no more and I'm
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  not watching NFL no more because they put one game on Peacock.
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  They're not my team, but I'm not watching.
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  It's not even your team, all right?
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  God, that was fun. All right, Martin Luther King
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  Day Day. Let's try.
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  Herman, get the shit out of your mouth.
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  All right, calm down. Martin Luther King Day today.
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  Tomorrow. I really feel like 2024 starts
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  in my book. Tomorrow's the start of the
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  year. All that riff raff out of the
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  way. Now, how long will it take for
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  everybody to not talk about the Chili Bowl that Peters out?
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  Always really quick. And one thing I do like to do,
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  and I said this last year, the year before I challenge all you,
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  you sack Midget fans to keep it up.
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  I love the Chili Bowl, but you all let the open will midgets.
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  You let them Peter out too quick.
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  Keep that level up there. I want to.
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  I want to see that open. Will you sack Midget up on, You
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  know, social media. Keep it going.
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  Keep it up. Don't, don't quit now.
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  So I guess that's it. We got racing seasons really
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  getting ready to start now. Yeah, I did mean that.
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  What I just said, we got to get this Super Bowl out of the way.
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  Oh, I know what the other one was.
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  Come in here, I've said for years people bitch and moan
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  about a $12.00 beer. But NFL fans, the NFL game is so
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  great that you will pay whatever it takes.
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  You'll buy the red zone. You guys will.
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  So you see every touchdown, the red zone is this app on TV costs
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  over $100 a year or or more. Well, a year, six months,
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  because they don't play, but they start in August and they
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  end here in a little bit. August, September, October,
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  November, December. Yeah, it's six months long, the
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  whole game, half a year. And you paid about what people
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  pay for the whole year. So NFL fans, the the the the NFL
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  football the game that whoever created it tell me who created
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  football right AD or D she coming on by NFL is such a great
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  game that you will pay for whatever it cost.
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  Yes you will. So anyway that that's a good
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  thing going on now that we've realized that when people bitch
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  and moan about apps they'll pay for anything on the NFLI got Joe
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  up in Milwaukee a star. I said well some people don't
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  like paying for this. He goes, I I don't care about
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  and all that. I just buy it.
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  But when it comes to anything else in life, well, I I I don't
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  like paying that $12.00 a month. It amount it amounts to 140 a
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  year. But you'll spend that at Texas
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  Roadhouse. So it's all in the eyes of the
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  beholder. All right, I think we we covered
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  a lot. All right, this Thursday,
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  everybody get ready this Thursday or Friday.
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  The Sunshine Nationals at Volusia.
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  It's going to be a big one. The late models.
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  It's the world of outlaw late models.
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  This Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Friday, Saturday at Volusia
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  Speedway Park. That'll be on another app, by
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  the way. Dirt Vision.
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  Get Dirt Vision and watch the world of Outlaw Late Models down
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  in Volusia right outside of Daytona this weekend.
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  All right, remember, comment below.
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  I love it.